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#241: X-Men 3.0 entire New Generation

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„handsome is justice, beauty is truth!” Li Jie was raising a hue and crying on the stage. He uses a fervent tone to speak the idea of oneself to stage under young mutant. “帅气就是正义,美貌就是真理！”李杰在台上大声疾呼着。他用一种慷慨激昂的语气对着台下的年轻变种人们宣讲着自己的理念。 But stage Kitty and the others under a face ignorant compel. Especially is old a number of X-Men is a little too does not understand the Li Jie's brain circuit. 而台下的凯蒂等人则一脸懵逼。尤其是老一批的x战警们更是有一点不太理解李杰的脑回路。 For example Cyclops was drawing oneself girlfriend Jean Grey to say in a low voice: „What he said is what meaning? What is called handsome is justice? Justly and has the relations charming?” 比如说镭射眼正拉着自己的女朋友琴-格雷低声的说着:“他说的是什么意思？什么叫做帅气就是正义？正义和帅气有关系吗？” Jean has pondered over, reply in a low voice: „I think meaning that Night Traveler said probably is 【The looking handsome person makes anything to be correct】 Probably is this meaning.” 琴琢磨了一下,低声的回答:“我想夜行者说的意思大概就是【长得帅的人做什么都是正确的】大概是这个意思吧。” „Ha?” Scott was ignorant. “哈？”斯科特更加懵了。 However Jean patted his shoulder to continue saying: „Does not need to be worried, Scott. What because you are long is very charming. At least I like.” Jean smiled has kissed the cheek of Scott lightly. 不过琴拍了拍他的肩膀继续说道:“不过不用担心,斯科特。因为你长的还是很帅气的。至少我很喜欢。”琴笑了笑轻吻了一下斯科特的面颊。 Good, since the girlfriend explained like this, Scott regards is right. He traces the oneself kissed cheeks. 好吧,既然女朋友这样解释了,斯科特就当成是对的吧。他摸了摸自己被亲吻的脸颊。 Li Jie on stage continued: „Simply speaking the meaning of these words is: The looking handsome person makes anything to hold true!” 在台上的李杰继续说着:“简单来说这句话的意思就是:长得帅的人做什么都有理！” „Sounds very absurdly right?” The words that Li Jie spoke make following mutant look at each other in blank dismay. “听起来很荒谬对吗？”李杰说的话让下面的变种人们面面相觑。 Yes, is truly absurd. Was the looking handsome person why correct? This is completely illogical and conventional. Sat Storm under stage has raised the hand: „Wait I do not want to interrupt your speech intentionally, Night Traveler. I am unable to understand, words meaning that you said. Was looking handsome why correct?” 是啊,确实很荒谬。长得帅的人凭什么就正确了？这完全不合逻辑与常规啊。坐在台下的暴风女举起了手:“等等我不是故意想要打断你的发言,夜行者。只是我无法理解,你所说的话的含义。凭什么长得帅就正确了？” Li Jie shrugs: „It looks like Storm you do not pursue star. I said that you do have liking celebrity? That that likes very much.” 李杰耸耸肩:“看起来暴风女你不太追星。我说你有喜欢的明星吗？很喜欢的那种。” Storm thinks: „Marlon Brando, I like his «Desire Number Train» very much and «godfather».” 暴风女想了想:“马龙白兰度吧,我很喜欢他的《欲望号列车》和《教父》。” „Good, you are mature reserved miss.” After Li Jie hears Malone the- Brando's name, was saying impartially: „But you cannot count on that all people and you are equally sane. You like Malone- Brando not representing other people to like Al Pacino.” “好吧,您是一位成熟内敛的女士。”李杰听到马龙-白兰度的名字后不置可否的说着:“但是您不能指望所有的人都和您一样理智。你喜欢马龙-白兰度不代表其他人就会喜欢阿尔-帕西诺。” „Do you know that on this world has a very crazy lifeform, they ambush generally among our average people, but has the inconceivable strength. It is not mutant ability, but another fearful ability. This ability is called 【Kitchen】.” Li Jie serious spoke under the stage mutant not to listen to the thing completely. “你们知不知道这个世界上有一种很疯狂的生物,他们一般潜伏在我们普通人当中,但是却有着不可思议的力量。并不是变种能力,而是另一种可怕的能力。这种能力叫做【厨】。”李杰一本正经的讲着台下变种人完全没有听过的东西。 In fact before Li Jie, to Professor Charles makes introduction time, professor has not understood. Therefore he thought that this course can only process by Li Jie. 实际上李杰之前给查尔斯教授做介绍的时候,教授也没有听懂。所以他觉得这个讲座只能由李杰来处理。 „This kind of person, once starts to be infatuated with certain things, every so often is impervious. Is fascinated by the idol, or celebrity, either slip of paper wife anything.” “这一类人一旦开始迷恋某些东西的话,很多时候是不可理喻的。不论是迷恋偶像,或者明星,或者纸片老婆什么的。” „They will insist something with a rare will, and continues many years. This person is actually very common, but sometimes buries is very deep.” Li Jie started to narrate the key point of this plan. “他们会用一种超乎寻常的毅力去坚持某件事情,并且持续很多年。这种人其实很常见,只是有的时候埋藏的很深。”李杰开始讲述这次计划的重点了。 „We need to reverse traditional mutant to the image that the person brings. I think that you should know how the traditional mutant image was a matter.” Li Jie has referred to Storm. “我们需要扭转传统变种人给人带来的形象了。我想你们应该知道传统变种人形象都是怎么一回事了。”李杰指了指暴风女。 Storm: „US common news media propaganda words 【Not controllable danger, violence factor, the bad neighbors of community】 So forth.” 暴风女:“美国一般新闻媒体宣传的话【不可控的危险,暴力因素,社区的坏邻居】诸如此类的。” Li Jie referred to Jean Grey, Jean has pondered: „Will also write other things in the words certain tabloids of some European countries. For example holds some mutant possibly bodies incompletely to make an issue anything. These tabloids for the abundant sales volume, they like writing the things of some attraction eyeballs.” Republic of China of pearl cross over 李杰又指了指琴-格雷,琴思考了一下:“在欧洲一些国家的话某些小报还会写一些其他的东西。比如说抓住变种人可能有的身体残缺做文章什么的。这些小报为了博销量,他们喜欢写一些吸引眼球的东西。”穿越之民国明珠 At this time Kitty spoke: „China resembles propaganda good of quite. Generally is propagandizes mutant to offer Mental anything.” 这个时候凯蒂发言了:“不过中国这边好像宣传的比较好。一般都是宣传变种人奉献精神什么的。” Regarding China promotional film Li Jie, for this plan therefore also looked, he wants to treat as the reference. However looked, thought that might as well does not look. 对于中国的宣传片李杰为了这次的计划所以也是看了的,他想当作参考。但是看完以后觉得还不如不看。 Therefore he looked that asked one to Kitty: „You want with the promotional film of Propaganda Department of the CPC Central seriously, or defers to their patterns to propagandize?” 所以他看向凯蒂问了一句:“你当真想要用中宣部的宣传片,或者按照他们的模式来宣传？” ? Kitty thinks these very 【On big】 The promotional film, considers as finished finally. 呃？凯蒂想了想那些非常非常【高大上】的宣传片,最后还是算了吧。 Therefore Li Jie continues saying: „Good, we know that now the Western mainstream country to the mutant's propaganda was any morality. The different kind, do not get on well with others, danger, flammable explosive, generally so.” 所以李杰继续说道:“好吧,我们都知道现在西方主流国家对变种人的宣传是什么德性了。异类,不合群,危险,易燃易爆炸,大抵如此了。” „Facing this propaganda, in fact regarding Tuvalu is very disadvantageous. When because somebody dislikes you, the appearance that you eat meal he ( she ) will think that you are disgusting!” What Li Jie said is the truth, this is the mutant current situation. “面对这种宣传,实际上对于图瓦卢是很不利的。因为当某个人讨厌你的时候,就连你吃饭的样子他（她）都会觉得你恶心！”李杰说的是实话,这就是变种人目前的处境。 „Therefore we need to change this image. Said that my words are very probably laughable, but is actually very useful truth. This world's person always to attractive or will be the thing awarded marks that will sprout.” “所以我们需要扭转这一个形象。说起来我的话好像很可笑,但是却是非常有用的真理。这个世界的人总是会对漂亮或者是萌的事物加分的。” „humankind is very superficial, most people are looked that the semblance does not care intrinsic. It looks like you asks the female ( male ) friend to be the same, after all first what settles on is beautiful( charming)! Gives up, our humankind is such superficial ignorant. At least most people are so.” “人类很浅薄,大多数人是看外表而不在乎内在的。就像是你们找女（男）朋友一样,总归是先看中的是美丽（帅气）的吧！放弃吧,我们人类就是这么浅薄无知的。至少大多数人都是如此。” Saying that Li Jie spoke without reservation: „At least I look for the girlfriend first eye to settle on her because of her long attractiveness. Because her long attractive will have the following various stories. Perhaps you are willing to understand someone, but if this person long is attractive, you are willing to understand him (her)!” 李杰直言不讳的说道:“至少我找女朋友第一眼看中她就是因为她长的漂亮。正是因为她长的漂亮才会有后面的各种故事。你也许愿意了解某一个人,但是如果这个人长的还非常有魅力的话,你就会更加愿意了解他（她）！” „Therefore looks like very incredible matter in fact most approaches this world truth the simple truth!” Li Jie gives the thumbs-up to compare to the people: „Do not think laughable that I said that forms the first step that an idol hero team is you needs to make.” “所以看起来很荒诞的事情实际上是最接近这个世界真相的简单真理！”李杰伸出大拇指向众人比了比:“不要认为我说的可笑,组建一个偶像英雄团队是你们需要做的第一步。” „Lets on the person sulphadiazine you, if the non- powder please do not make them turn into the passer-by to be black. Only has fans to be getting bigger and bigger, the passer-by are black getting fewer and fewer. Some people are willing to understand mutant, this is called to love it and everything that comes along with it.” “让人先粉上你,如果不粉你也请不要让他们变成路人黑。只有粉丝越来越大,路人黑越来越少。才会有人会更加愿意了解变种人,这叫做爱屋及乌。” Li Jie has cited a specific example: „For example Shanghai has a very ordinary mailbox( to mail a letter with), was only because of some celebrity here selfie a picture, therefore this mailbox became the net is red. Innumerable this celebrity fans go to there punch-in photograph, hottest time even needs lining up 10 minutes.” 李杰举了一个具体的例子:“比如说上海有个很平凡的邮箱（寄信用）,只是因为某个明星在这里自拍了一张照片,于是这个邮箱成为了网红。无数该明星的粉丝去那里打卡拍照,最火的时候甚至需要排队十分钟。” „Even the local area government specially has also made the plan and design for this mailbox, for example added antler anything. Then makes here turn into a Shanghai scenic spot anything. Can you imagine? This is a population surpasses 22 million the decision of super metropolis.” Li Jie explained with very practical example anything is called the celebrity effect and celebrity broker. “甚至当地的区政府还特别为这个邮箱做了规划和设计,比如给它加了个鹿角什么的。然后让这里变成上海的一个景点什么的。你能想象吗？这可是一个人口超过两千两百万的超级大都市的决定。”李杰用很切实的例子说明了什么叫做明星效应和明星经纪。 „Therefore forms the matter that a mutant hero idol team is you must handle. This matter should come to discuss with you by Professor Charles. Because various reasons he lets me.” Li Jie compares Professor Charles, professor has moved aside. “所以组建一个变种人英雄偶像团队是你们必须要做的事情。本来这件事应该是由查尔斯教授来和你们谈的。但是因为各种原因他让我来说。”李杰比了比查尔斯教授,教授躲闪了一下。 „This idea is also I and professor suddenly thinks in chatting. We thought that this method has very strong operationality. Tuvalu needs to create new national image!” “这种想法也是我和教授在闲聊的时候忽然想到的。我们都觉得这方法具有很强的操作性。图瓦卢需要树立新的国家形象！” „In fact the politics very much talked nonsense sometimes, establishment of the culture shock and national image regarding a country, regarding a race was a very important and long-time matter!” Li Jie was saying this matter with a solemn and respectful way. Flowers that the color dream of laundering makes “实际上政治有的时候就是很扯淡,文化冲击和国家形象的建立对于一个国家,对于一个种族来说是一件非常重要且长久的事情！”李杰用一种肃穆的方式说着这件事。水洗的颜色梦做的花朵 „You need to be familiar with facing this type look like pull very much, but in fact to the mutant advantageous matter. Because this is the politics!” “你们需要习惯面对这种看起来很扯,但是实际上对变种人有利的事情。因为这就是政治！” „Therefore this is a proposition that I and professor discussed that you can discuss have a look. Our preliminary ideas are to establish two to three hero teams. The ability needs, but face night-watch needs.” “所以这是我和教授一起讨论的一个提议,你们可以商量看看。我们的初步设想是成立两到三支英雄队伍。能力需要有,但是颜值更需要有。” Li Jie stretches out a finger: „first team, is we in one team that in the fans quantity must Lord to push. The market of principal young people, for example likely is Kitty, the Iceman this kind of young blood youngster young girl. In the future after all will be the young people. You need to save world, needs to make other young people feel that you are very cool, making them be willing to pay attention to your Facebook, the micro blog, waves the flag and shouts for you!” Under some young mutant chuckles made noise. 李杰伸出一根手指:“第一支队伍,也是我们在粉丝数量上要主推的一队。主打年轻人的市场,比如像是凯蒂,冰人这一类青春活力的少年少女。未来毕竟是属于年轻人的。你们需要拯救世界,同时也需要让其他年轻人觉得你们很酷,让他们愿意关注你的脸书,微博,为你摇旗呐喊！”底下的一些年轻变种人轻笑出声了。 Li Jie stretches out the second root finger: „A second team, I called for the men's team. What this team Lord pushes is the age deviation mature market, not by young blood win. But by calm experienced. This team in the ability requests high. What I proposed was similar to Cyclops Scott and Wolverine Logan this kind of middle age male takes the main force. Namely has the battle efficiency also to have face/color price/value, principal mature market.” 李杰伸出第二根手指:“第二支队伍,我称呼为型男队。这个队伍主推的是年纪偏向成熟的市场,不以青春活力取胜。而是以沉稳老练。在能力上这一个队伍要求最高。我提议的是类似于镭射眼斯科特与金刚狼罗根这一类的中年型男作为主力。即有战斗力也有颜值,主打成熟市场。” „Mature middle-aged person not easy to be stirred up to the young people equally, does not change the standpoint to wave the flag and shout for you easily. However they are Core Strength of modern society. At least needs to change their traditional ideas slightly. Therefore quest of this team is also heaviest.” Along with the Li Jie slow and firm words, the sound that under laughter and talked in whispers changes is small. “成熟的中年人不容易向年轻人一样被煽动,也不容易改变立场为你摇旗呐喊。但是他们是现代社会的中坚力量。至少需要稍微转变一下他们的传统观念。所以这支队伍的任务也是最重的。”随着李杰缓慢而坚定的话语,底下的笑声和窃窃私语的声音变小了。 Li Jie stretched out the third root finger: „The third team, I thinks that can call for the female hero team. Completely comprised of female hero. Astute capable, does not lose the masculine ability. Simultaneously and careful has the female charm gently. The female hero team can make many other hero not the matter that is good to handle.” 李杰伸出了第三根手指:“第三队,我认为可以称呼为女性英雄队。完全由女性英雄组成。精明干练,不输男性的能力。同时又细心温柔拥有女性的魅力。女性英雄队可以做很多其他英雄不好做的事情。” „For example the unofficial state visit, for example helps the child and rescue local medical service in poor area, wait/etc.. Has the superiority in this aspect female compared with male inborn. The members need to show oneself courageous heroic, but also needs to demonstrate the oneself compassion and sympathy. The members Psylocke, Storm, Jean Grey and other female mutant comprised.” “比如说非正式的国事访问,比如说帮助贫困地区的儿童和救助当地医疗,等等。在这方面女性天生比男性有优势。成员需要展现自己的果敢英勇,但是也需要展示自己的爱心与同情。成员由灵蝶,暴风女,琴-格雷等女性变种人组成。” „Here I must talk clearly first, do this matter to need oneself be voluntary, and must have the considerable consciousness. Because you are going to become a public figure from now. Because you are not only hero, is a representative the idol of country. Your actions concern other people to the view of country. Your each small mistake will be enlarged with the magnifying glass comes to see.” “在这里我必须要先说清楚,做这一件事必须要本人自愿,并且要有相当的觉悟。因为从此以后你就将要成为一名公众人物。因为你不仅仅是一名英雄,同时也是一名代表着国家的偶像。你的所作所为就关乎他人对国家的看法。你的每一点小小的错误都会被人用放大镜放大来看。” „Perhaps you must constrain the oneself instinct, needs to handle the matter that various oneself do not want to handle. Took the mask to speak these false laughable words. You can only do already to the matter that you arrange, makes these to conform to the matter that your idol hero person supposes. Said that these conform to your status words! You will even lose in this process, the mental effort is thin and pale. Therefore I want to say finally, if no enough will you unable to become such idol hero's! Because except for saving, you also need to try to please other people, this is very brutal.” “你也许要压抑自己的天性,需要做各种自己不想做的事情。带上面具说那些虚伪可笑的话。你只能做已经给你安排好的事情,做那些符合你偶像英雄人设的事情。说那些符合你身份的话！你甚至会在这个过程中迷失自我,心力憔悴。所以我最后想说,如果没有足够的毅力你是无法成为这样的偶像英雄的！因为除了拯救,你还需要取悦他人,这很残酷。” Li Jie has pounded on the table, a scene peace. Now nobody talks in whispers, nobody thought that this proposition was laughable. Because everybody is clear, this not pure forms a laughable idol group, but is an arduous mission! 李杰拍了拍桌子,现场一片安静。现在没有人窃窃私语,也没有人觉得这个提议可笑了。因为大家都清楚,这不是单纯的组建一个可笑的偶像团体,而是一件艰巨的使命！ „Perhaps becomes idol hero sounds to be very laughable. However what this laughable back you need to shoulder is this race image and in the future! I hope that you can seriously treat, this is not an amusement, but is a beginning of difficult mission. To save mutant? First needs to help oneself. Therefore! Starts!” “成为偶像英雄也许听起来很可笑。但是这可笑的背后你们需要背负的是一这个种族的形象和未来！我希望你们能够认真对待,这不是一场玩乐,而是一场艰苦使命的开端。想要拯救变种人？首先需要自救。所以！开始吧！” The Li Jie voice falls to the ground, the audience falls needle to hear. 李杰话音落地,全场落针可闻。 Idol hero? Does not listen to be so sight. 偶像英雄？可不是听上去那么风光的。 ps: Continues to ask the ticket, sought the subscription, today must make the train to go home. ps:继续求票,求订阅,今天又要做火车回家了。
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