DTYWIWMS :: Volume #9

#239: Beauty X Plan

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One „gentlemen, does not crack a joke. But is real one situation. Charming or is beautiful, is one very important resources.” Li Jie was saying with the serious tone looks like a little funny matter. 一“先生们,不是开玩笑的。而是真实的一种情况。帅气或者是美丽,都是一种非常重要的资源。”李杰用一本正经的语气说着看起来有点滑稽的事情。 „This world people to pursue happier oneself spares neither labor nor expense, does not hesitate the energy. Dawning 101 and Dawning magic water is only the restore loses hair merely with the restore flesh can countless to go after like ducks. Even the profit selling the narcotics is higher than!” “这个世界人们为了追求更美好的自己不惜工本,不惜精力。曙光101和曙光魔法水仅仅只是修复脱发与修复肌肤就能让无数人趋之若鹜。甚至利润比贩卖毒品还高！” „We even can be said as in amassing money of radiance upright. And the person who all snatched is also willing offers money both hands, and is also grateful.” What Li Jie said is the truth. “我们甚至可以说是在光明正大的抢钱。并且所有被抢的人还心甘情愿的把钱双手奉上,并且还感恩戴德。”李杰说的是实情。 Dawning 101 also good, Dawning magic water. These two cosmetics products profoundly changed the lives of many people. cure some flaws on their body, having made the life of these people change is happier. 曙光101也好,曙光魔法水也罢。这两件药妆产品真的深刻的改变了许多人的人生。治愈了他们身体上的一些缺陷,让这些人的生活变的更加美好。 Even many people think that these two cosmetics invention its significances are even higher than new energy source and Super Highspeed Rail anything. Because these things were too a little big regarding the average person on, but these two products were really actually changing everybody to live. 甚至许多人都认为这两项药妆的发明其意义甚至要高于新能源和超级高铁什么的。因为那些东西对于一般人而言有点太高大上了,但是这两项产品却是实打实在改变大家生活的。 Charles and Magneto continue to keep silent, the slogan that just Li Jie proposed, pulls Earthling average face value matter, they also in ponder concrete procedure. 查尔斯和万磁王继续默不作声,刚刚李杰提出的口号,拉高地球人平均颜值这件事,他们还在思考具体的做法。 Damon is the mouth could not close, he has guessed correctly some Li Jie's ideas shadowy, but has not grasped completely. However is some small tails that holds makes him feel that merely the brain ponder circuit of Night Traveler this character is at variance with the average man. 戴蒙已经是嘴巴合不上了,他已经影影约约的猜到了李杰的一些想法,但是还没有完全把握住。但是仅仅是抓住的一些小尾巴都让他觉得夜行者这个人物的大脑思考回路异于常人。 Does he want to solve for a long time the mutant's problem with the technique that one type subverts completely? But this method truly does not have any mutant leader to consider. 他想用一种完全颠覆的手法来解决长久以来变种人的问题？而这种方法确实是没有任何变种人领袖考虑过的。 Charles or Magneto or are young generation of Kitty! 不论是查尔斯还是万磁王或者是年轻一辈的凯蒂！ Li Jie continued the detail: „We are not difficult to see from these matters, this world regarding the hope of beautiful. Has a look at the Asia South Korea, the medical cosmetology industry even can become one of the country pillar industries.” 李杰继续说着细节:“从这些事情上我们不难看出,这个世界对于美的渴望。看看亚洲的韩国,医疗美容产业甚至能成为这个国家的支柱产业之一。” „The innumerable China people run without complaining in this place Egypt a blade, for changes attractive oneself. Even many people already appear incident of malpractice, even is the customs reject leaving country and so on matter, some countless people go to South Korea to waste money as before.” “无数中国人不远千里的跑去这个地方埃上一刀,为的就是把自己变漂亮。甚至很多人都已经出现医疗事故,甚至是海关拒绝出境等等的事情,依旧有无数人去韩国送钱。” „They take various risks actually, because of language barrier, is unfamiliar with the people and place and so on reasons. They possibly spent a huge price and take the risk of surgery only to find to operate without license the medical beauty shop finally. Finally finally has made a fearful medical cosmetology accident.” “他们其实冒着各种风险,因为语言不通,人生地不熟等等原因。他们可能花费一个巨大的价钱和冒着手术的风险最后只找到了个无证经营的医疗美容院。结果最后做成了一起可怕的医疗美容事故。” These situations that Li Jie said are true, in fact these matters are not in sole possession in China. Entire world has such reshaping madman everywhere, their crazy uses the knife on the body of oneself. 李杰说的这些情况是属实的,实际上这些事情并不是在中国才独有的。全世界到处都有这样的整形狂人,他们疯狂的在自己的身上动刀子。 In order to pursue beautiful, they are willing to handle various crazy matters, even if the big risk they are also willing to attempt. 为了追求美,他们愿意做各种疯狂的事情,哪怕再大的风险他们也愿意尝试。 „Therefore, just like before me, said. If we want the means to pull Earth's average face/color price/value. I think you understand what I said is any meaning.” Li Jie has referred to Magneto. “所以,正如我之前说的。我们要想办法拉高地球的平均颜值。我想你们明白我说的是什么意思。”李杰指了指万磁王。 „Mr. Marx, your fake medicine has spread across world. At least counted in whatever happens|10 million and even over a hundred million people incurs. This group of people are the crisis of this event, is the favorable turn.” “马克思先生,你的假药已经流传到世界各地了。至少数千万乃至上亿人中招了。这批人是这场事件的危机,也是转机。” „You initially planned, is very crazy the plan of global mutant, has the feasibility. If makes you go about something with a free hand, perhaps really made. However anything has the dual character, perhaps some people can only be resigned to bad conditions, however some people will have the reverse psychology.” “你当初的计划,把全球变种人化的计划很疯狂,有可行性。如果真让你放手去做的话,说不定真做成了。但是任何事情都有两面性,有的人也许只能逆来顺受,但是有的人会产生逆反心理。” Li Jie sat returned to the sofa, 10 finger/refers of overlapping: „In small score in taking hundred million for population unit basis, the destruction that it has possibly is the ruin nature.” ten thousand boundary/world is born 李杰重新坐回到了沙发上,十指交叉:“当一个在小的分数在以亿为人口单位基数的时候,其产生的破坏都可能是毁灭性的。”万界降世 „We need to reduce this ruin nature to a lowest category. Let everyone felt that 【, Turns into mutant not to be perhaps bad?】” Li Jie was saying earnestly, two old friends are listening earnestly. “我们需要将这个毁灭性降低到一个最低的范畴。让大家都觉得【哦,变成变种人也许不会太坏？】”李杰认真的说着,两个老朋友认真的听着。 Magneto digression: „Therefore your idea is to study some type of thing, making these transformed mutant change charming or changes beautiful?” 万磁王插话:“所以你的想法是研究某种东西,让那些转化的变种人变帅气或者变美丽？” Li Jie swung the finger: „No, such was too passive. Should change a view 【To change more charming or beautiful, its price is to transform the mutant gene】!” 李杰摇了摇手指:“不,那样太被动了。应该换一种说法【想要变的更加帅气或者美丽,其代价是转化成变种人基因】！” „With another way, regardless of you adopt any method. The research medicine or is anything. I think mutant that many, moreover various types are strange mutant ability to have. Magneto you are know that the Weapon X Plan person, Professor Charles, you also sent student to smash US Weapon X Plan before is right.” “用另一种方式,无论你通过什么手段。研究药物或者是什么的。我想变种人那么多,而且各种奇奇怪怪得变种能力都有吧。万磁王你是知道x武器计划的人,查尔斯教授,你之前也派学生捣毁过美国的x武器计划对吧。” Two people nodded. Li Jie continues saying: „Has a look at Weapon X Plan. They presumptuously think to gather various formidable mutant ability in the same place, makes a fearful humanoid weapon. Makes to destroy the day to extinguish the place Ruiner anything. However we know, more formidable mutant ability its fusion difficulty is higher, is easier to have an accident.” 两人都点了点头。李杰继续说道:“看看x武器计划吧。他们妄想着把各种强大的变种能力集合在一起,制造一个可怕的人形兵器。弄个毁天灭地的毁灭者什么的。但是我们知道,越强大的变种能力其融合难度就越高,也越容易出事。” Two people continue to nod. 两人继续点头。 „But we might as well trade a thought!” Li Jie stood got up to pace in the room, tone also more and more a little demented feeling: „Weapon X Plan is very difficult to realize, but Beauty X Plan?” “但是我们不妨换一个思维吧！”李杰站了起来在房间内踱步,语气也越来越有一点癫狂的感觉:“x武器计划很难实现,但是x美丽计划呢？” Charles, Magneto, the Damon three people also open the mouth: „What is Beauty X Plan?” 查尔斯,万磁王,戴蒙三人同时开口:“什么叫x美丽计划？” Li Jie with a sound of nearly illusion, having a happy attractive thorough tone saying: „Beauty X Plan, I thought that can also call humankind to make up the plan beautifully. Must know, the person grows into any appearance is decides by the gene.” 李杰用一种近乎梦幻的声音,带着一种美好的诱人深入的语气说着:“x美丽计划,我觉得也可以称之为人类美丽补完计划。要知道,人长成什么样子是由基因决定的。” „For example you short, will take in besides the day after tomorrow nutrition does not balance the biggest reason is the upper limit of innate gene, your upper limit can only long will be so high. For example facial features insufficiently three-dimensional? This also by molecular genetic decision. The color of eye, the skin color, hair color wait/etc. all are decide by the gene!” “比如你长得矮,除了后天营养摄入不平衡以外最大的原因是先天基因的上限,你的上限只能长的这么高。在比如说五官不够立体？这也是由遗传基因决定的。眼睛的颜色,肤色,发色等等一切都是由基因决定的！” The Li Jie sound is getting more and more loud, and more said that his oneself mentality is also clearer: „Resorts to arms besides the day after tomorrow exterior can we achieve all these through the trimming of gene?” 李杰声音越来越大,并且越说他自己的思路也越清晰:“除了后天外部动刀以外我们能不能通过基因的微调而达成这一切？” „Some people do not hesitate to break the oneself leg for grow tall little, undergoes the brutal stretch grow tall surgery, for the grow tall 2~3 centimeter. The person of hair frequently dyeing, they are also very clear the long-term dyeing not to be good to the body. Other all sorts, I have not needed to give an example.” “有人为了长高一点点而不惜打断自己腿,做残酷的拉伸长高手术,就是为了长高两三公分而已。还有那些把头发经常染色的人,他们也很清楚长期染色对身体不好。还有其他种种,我就不需要一个一个的举例了。” Li Jie: „mutant's ability thousand wonderful hundred are strange, probably are the abilities of some people grow tall?” 李杰:“变种人的能力千奇百怪,好像有人的能力就是长高？” Magneto nods: „Yes, has such mutant in China. He is probably surnamed Yao, at present was a government official.” 万磁王点头:“是的,在中国就有一个这样的变种人。他好像姓姚,目前是一个政府官员了。” Li Jie has clapped the palm of the hand: „Yes, this was I says. We can think that means that changes this ability is more controllable, practical! It looks like we Dawning that uses the Logan's gene to make 101 is the same with the magic water.” 李杰拍了拍巴掌:“是的,这就是我所说的。我们可以想一个办法,把这种能力变的更加可控,更加的实用！就像是我们用罗根的基因做出来的曙光101和魔法水一样。” „I thought that the Beauty X Plan need improves. We can gather these to have mutant of this ability, for example mutant ability is much longer, will eat again the multi- fried food not getting angry long smallpox, how mutant ability will eat is not fat. Even can also look for these mutant ability is mutant that the short time sleep can rest fully, can satisfy restoration anything of body a person day of sleep compression to four hours.” “我觉得x美丽计划需要更加的完善一点。我们可以集合那些有这种能力的变种人,比如说变种能力是长得高的,还有吃再多油炸食品都不会上火长痘的,变种能力是怎么吃都不胖的。甚至还可以找那些变种能力就是短时间睡眠就能充分休息的变种人,把人一天的睡眠压缩到四个小时就能满足身体的恢复什么的。” „Believes me, these ratio that I said damn Weapon X Plan has many of worth doing! We can think the means manufacture to be similar to the asthma atomization same thing. Short obtains some mutant ability.” All that Li Jie said have let Magneto and Charles two people are shocked thoroughly. Abyss resistance “相信我,我说的这些比那见鬼的x武器计划有搞头的多！我们可以想办法制作类似于哮喘喷雾一样的东西。让人短暂的获得某一种变种能力。”李杰说的一切已经让万磁王和查尔斯两人彻底惊呆了。深渊抵抗 But Damon is calculating, if this medicine listing, he needs to purchase these abilities, does not know that has thousand cups without being drunk mutant ability? This ability is very probably good. 而戴蒙正在盘算如果这种药物上市的话,他需要购买那些能力,不知道有没有千杯不醉的变种能力？这个能力好像挺棒的。 „For example in the evening must attend a barbecue party, how many friends have you and 10 prepared on a hundred jin (0.5 kg) barbecue of? You need one bottle 【Eat Anything And Don't Gain Weight Spray】! Opens wide stomach stuttering, does not need to be worried about Three Highs and body fat!” “比如说晚上要去参加一场烤肉聚会,你和十几个朋友准备了上百斤的烤肉？你就需要一瓶【任意吃不变胖喷雾】！敞开胃口吃吧,不用担心三高和体脂！” „Or do you want to go to the Maldives skin-dive? Comes one bottle 【30 Minutes Underwater Breathing Spray】! You can like the merpeople carefree!” “或者说你要去马尔代夫潜泳？来一瓶【三十分钟水下自由呼吸喷雾】吧！你能像人鱼一样畅快！” Li Jie was saying the idea of oneself with a way of forecast prospect: „The restore itself body have not been through mutant ability are the flaw flaws, for example is much longer, for example the sausage mouth, for example narrows the eyes the eye wait/etc.!” 李杰用一种展望远景的方式说着自己的想法:“还有那些通过变种能力去修复本身身体一些算不上是缺陷的缺陷,比如说长得矮,比如香肠嘴,比如眯眯眼等等！” „Every so often, the people do not need to pursue anything to destroy the day to extinguish the place the ability. Moreover formidable mutant X ability is in flood regarding this world is not the good deed.” “很多时候,人们并不需要追求什么毁天灭地的能力。而且强大的x变种能力泛滥对于这个世界来说也不是什么好事。” „All that but I just said earnestly are actually relating the humankind daily life, makes up for us not to be inconvenient in life some. Can mutant only do the destruction? Is goes, when hero? Perhaps, but world should not only then so. Changes this world with our ideas, what kind of?” “但是我刚刚说的一切却是切实的关系着人类的生活起居,弥补我们在生活上的一些不便利。变种人只能搞破坏？或者是去当英雄？也许吧,但是世界远不应该只有如此。用我们的想法来改变这个世界吧,怎么样？” Li Jie has arrived at side Magneto and Charles', has patted two old people's shoulders. Detail one by one that since Li Jie ponders him said Charles and Magneto's mouth has not closed. 李杰走到了万磁王和查尔斯的身边,拍了拍两位老人的肩膀。自从李杰把他思考的细节一一说出来的时候查尔斯和万磁王的嘴巴就没有合上过了。 If Kitty wants through establishing the mutant country realizes peace of mutant and average person is together, this matter is in can imagine, and belongs one that can speculate if possible. 如果说凯蒂想要通过建立变种人国家来实现变种人与普通人的和平相处,这件事还是处于可以想像,并且属于可以推测的一种可能的话。 Plan that then Li Jie just raised has subversive to two people. Supports incredible this type of bracelet to a little off-line idea laughable. 那么李杰刚刚提出来的计划对两人是有颠覆性的。这种跳脱到有点脱线的想法挺起来荒诞可笑。 But if implements truly, Magneto has calculated, the tmd feasibility is very unexpectedly high! Who can reject these enticement? 但是如果真正实施的话,万磁王盘算了一下,tmd可行性居然很高！谁能拒绝这些诱惑？ Some people do not care about oneself whether to control Flame or is the ice piece, but many people will care eat tomorrow to be long in the evening two jin (0.5 kg) meat. The contrast in Weapon X Plan of miscarriage, Beauty X Plan is the idea of true cross time! Perhaps the humankind study and social science study the scholars of need to be divided into the high and low two sections the entire humankind history starting today! 有的人不在意自己是不是能操控火焰或者是冰块,但是很多人都会在乎晚上吃多了明天会多长两斤肉。对比于流产的x武器计划,x美丽计划才是真正的跨时代的想法！也许人类学和社科学的学者们从今天开始就需要把整个人类史分成上下两截了！ Li Jie has patted two people shoulders: „This is only an idea, carries out also to need you. professor, Magneto also has in Venus Dr. Hank. I think that you need to find the way to study these to atomize. Also needed Tuvalu and Brotherhood of Mutants seeks for these I just mentioned to have this mutant ability mutant. This is actually one very tedious matter that and takes time. However I thought that you are worth making all these.” 李杰拍了拍两人的肩膀:“这只是一个理念,执行起来还需要你们。教授,万磁王还有远在金星的汉克博士。我想你们需要想办法来研究一下那些喷雾了。还需要图瓦卢和变种人兄弟会去寻找我刚刚提到的那些有这种变种能力的变种人。这其实是一件很繁琐且费事的事情。但是我觉得你们值得做这一切。” Charles looks at Li Jie, he shakes the head with an inconceivable tone is saying: „How do you think of these?” 查尔斯看着李杰,他摇着头用一种不可思议的语气说着:“你是怎么想到这些的？” Li Jie smiled: „Studies reads a newspaper, little eats between -meal snack to sleep! humankind is unable to accept oneself to turn into the monster, but they will not refuse oneself to turn into angel!” 李杰笑了笑:“多读书多看报,少吃零食多睡觉！人类无法接受自己变成怪物,但是他们不会拒绝自己变成天使！” Yes, loses laughable Weapon X Plan to. Does wish of whose his mother turn into the monster?! Relieved eats and drinks extravagantly not to gain weight is not? Damon is a Beauty X Plan to praise. 是的,把可笑的x武器计划丢到一边去吧。谁他娘的想要变成怪物啊？！安心的大吃大喝不长胖不是更好吗？戴蒙为x美丽计划点赞。 ps: Asked the ticket, sought the subscription ps:求票,求订阅
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