DTYWIWMS :: Volume #9

#236: Handsome Plan?

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New York. 纽约。 Li Qianhuan felt that the oneself present life old was good, old happy( Li Qianhuan ancestral home Northeast). In the S.W.O.R.D. work of US compared in S.P.E.A.R. happy many. 李千欢感觉自己现在的生活老好了,老幸福了（李千欢祖籍东北）。在美国的天剑局工作比在神矛局幸福的多了。 Every day here does not have Weather Witch that talks incessantly to become the intimate eldest sister, after not having quest evening's 11 will shut off cable, will cut the section electric wire request to force to turn off the lights while convenient to sleep. 这里没有每天唠唠叨叨的天气女巫当知心大姐,也不会在没有任务的晚上十一点以后就切断网线,顺便切段电线要求强制熄灯睡觉。 Also does not want to look that every day S.P.E.A.R. Zheng Xian director — — 40 comes the year, the whole face is serious, is usually serious in speech and manner and slightly a little man — — work of eyes that slope outwards. 也不要每天都看着神矛局的郑贤局长——一个四十来岁,满脸严肃,平时不苟言笑而且还微微有点三角眼的男人——工作。 Li Qianhuan had listened to a such theory, the what person long-term job and life of that is, what person later will turn into. 李千欢曾经听过一个这样的理论,那就是和什么样的人长期的工作生活,以后就会变成什么样的人。 Thinks that the Zheng Xian director appearance, Li Qianhuan hit one to tremble. Although said that Zheng Xian director is good to lead, but if the leadership of oneself good outside also to have been able to lead a point that to be better. 想一想郑贤局长的样子,李千欢就打了一个寒颤。虽然说郑贤局长是个好领导,但是如果自己的领导出了好以外还能帅一点那就更好了。 For example Steve Rogers director, has to have the funds. Has the superhero's ability, but also has the charm of super male mold. The Li Qianhuan very long time ago incarnation was the Director Rogers fan younger sister. 比如说史蒂夫-罗杰斯局长,有型有款。有着超级英雄的能力,还有着超级男模的魅力。李千欢很早就化身为罗杰斯局长的迷妹了。 In fact she mixed in the S.H.I.E.L.D. insurance „dangerous salesman” Coulson to form as S.W.O.R.D. staff member 【Captain America( Captain Earth) backing group】. 实际上她以天剑局职员的身份混入了神盾局保“险推销员”寇尔森组建的【美国队长（地球队长）后援团】。 „My this has infiltrated the decayed capitalism interior core? Work in the zone of interior of enemy?” After Li Qianhuan joins this Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. mass organization, like this is thinking. “我这算不算是打入了腐朽的资本主义内部核心？工作在敌人的后方地带？”李千欢加入这个神盾局特工们的社团以后这样想着。 „Works the personnel after enemy to award one ton big medal like me in the wartime years to praise my outstanding contribution!” “在战争年代像我这样工作在敌后的人员就应该授予一吨重的大奖章来表扬我的杰出贡献啊！” If Li Qianhuan had anything to contribute specially teaches Coulson a number of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. to play King of Glory probably. 如果说李千欢有什么特殊贡献的话大概就是教会了寇尔森在内的一批神盾局特工们玩王者荣耀。 Un, the relations that because works, the agent majority do not have the entire period of time to go to a proper game. For example «Horizon: The Li Ming (Dawn)» «mission summoned: Modern warfare» and so on needs the game of time they to have no way to play. 嗯,因为工作的关系,特工们大多数都没有整段的时间去一款正经的游戏。比如说《地平线:黎明》《使命召唤:现代战争》之类需要时间的游戏他们都没法玩。 Scattered fragment time can only play some cell phone games. Before they played most was «Clash of Clans» and so on game. Because Li Qianhuan's joins, she having China characteristics «King of Glory» has taken into US. 零散的碎片时间只能玩一些手机游戏。之前他们玩的最多的就是《部落冲突》之类的游戏。而由于李千欢的加入,她把带有中国特色的《王者荣耀》带进了美国。 „I am propagandizing the China culture, deepens the two countries non-governmental exchange, deepens the friendship of both sides, not?” The aloof model of poss live image Milan fashion week Li Qianhuan both hands fork waist, exhibits. “我是在宣传中国文化,加深两国民间交流,加深双方的友谊,不是吗？”李千欢双手叉腰,摆出的poss活像个米兰时装周的高冷模特。 In brief here nobody breaks her net, 总之在这里没有人断她的网, Pinches her electricity, does not have to be cold Director Zheng of face. Only has supervises her nature is Shang Qi. However Shang Qi is the person of good speech, he is more like elder brother same is favoring Li Qianhuan. 掐她的电,也没有一直冷着脸的郑局长。唯一算是带有一些监管她性质的就是尚琦。不过尚琦是个好说话的人,他更像是个哥哥一样宠着李千欢。 Moreover Shang Qi oneself also has junior disciple brother in S.H.I.E.L.D., that was called in any history the weakest Iron Fist anything's fellow. Their disciple brothers compares notes martial merit frequently, therefore Shang Qi is also not every day can manage Li Qianhuan's. 而且尚琦自己在神盾局还有个师弟呢,那个叫什么史上最弱铁拳什么的家伙。他们师兄弟经常切磋武功,所以尚琦也并不是每天都能管李千欢的。 Right, because before , when Stark industrial fair has helped Tony Stark one time, therefore Li Qianhuan obtained some small privileges. For example purchases the Dawning magic water drinks Dawning 101 times has many shares. Now her colleagues to China S.P.E.A.R. makes enjoying the sight and sound of the wind whipping up the water that the transnational purchasing makes. Small ground and soaked black beans multi- Li Qianhuan thought that does not know should be how colored. Now played the hand to swim Li Qianhuan also to dare the krypton gold/metal, tried one to work as the krypton gold/metal big shot’s pleasant sensation. 对了,因为之前在史塔克工业博览会的时候帮过托尼-史塔克一次,所以李千欢得到了一些小小的特权。比如说购买曙光魔法水喝曙光101的时候有更多的份额。现在她对中国神矛局的同僚们做跨国代购做的风生水起。小钱钱多李千欢觉得不知道应该怎么花了。现在玩手游李千欢也敢氪金了,尝试了一把当氪金大佬的快感。 So long as in any case calm and steady completes daily quest, who manages her. The Sino-US work place culture is completely different, particularly some staff functions. 反正只要安稳的完成每天的任务,谁来管她啊。中美职场文化可是完全不同的,尤其是一些职能机构。 On for example now, Li Qianhuan is staying up late online to play «King of Glory» with Hong Kong Sword Saint together is coming, plays also while chatted with the cell phone communications software typing, says matter that recently was having, exchanged some information. 就比如现在,李千欢正在熬夜和香港的剑圣联机一起玩《王者荣耀》来着,一边玩还一边用手机通讯软件打字聊天,讲着最近发生的事情,交流一些信息。 Li Qianhuan: „Listened to the police station person saying that Captain Rogers will possibly attend the next US election. If who he does become US President S.W.O.R.D. to work as the leader?:(” 李千欢:“听局子里面的人说罗杰斯队长可能会参加下一场美国大选。他要是当上美国总统的话天剑局谁来当领导？:(” Sword Saint: „Certainly must elect. Initially vote election of Captain Rogers because of his honest and neutral political orientation. If he, when the US President words, this point vanished.:- D” 剑圣:“肯定要选过吧。当初罗杰斯队长的票当选就是因为他的正直和中立的政治取向。要是他当美国总统的话,这一点就消失了啊。:-d” Li Qianhuan: „But not possibly chose anyone more honest than Captain Rogers.(? i_i?) he is a true internationalism warrior!” 李千欢:“但是选谁都不可能比罗杰斯队长更正直了吧。(?i_i?)他是一个真正的国际主义斗士啊！” Sword Saint: „(? ▽ `) that does not have the matter of means. Did you turn into his shitheaded fan now?” 剑圣:“(?▽`)那也是没有办法的事情啊。你现在已经变成了他的脑残粉了吗？” Li Qianhuan: „:- D leads and has the leadership of funds to be difficult to look! Right, China really and did the Tuvalu mutant country formally establish diplomatic relations?(?? w? `)” 李千欢:“:-d又帅又有款的领导多难找啊！对了,中国真的和图瓦卢变种人国正式建交了吗？(??w?`)” Sword Saint: „Yes! totally real! Sister Witch and Director Zheng are promoting this matter. Actually I saw Magneto in Hong Kong. You knew the Hong Kong matter. Magneto and we met with. And he and Sister Witch discussed is very long, but also drove out me.( ¯? ¯)” 剑圣:“是啊！百分百真的！女巫大姐和郑局长都在推动这件事。其实我在香港见到了万磁王。你知道香港的事情了。万磁王和我们会面了。并且他和女巫大姐谈了很久,还把我赶出去了。(¯?¯)” Sword Saint: „Finally resembles the Magneto's manner is also facilitates us and Tuvalu formally establishes diplomatic relations, and important consideration condition of signing strategic cooperation agreement. Magneto on behalf of Brother mutant, expressed that later will support completely Tuvalu's to move, Magneto could wash white( ●° u °●)? "” 剑圣:“最后好像万磁王的态度也是促成我们和图瓦卢正式建交,并且签订战略合作协议的重要考虑条件。万磁王代表变种人兄弟,表示以后会完全支持图瓦卢的行动,万磁王可能要洗白了(●°u°●)?」” Li Qianhuan: „↖ ( w ) ↗ I am mutant I am proud. Actually my rebel time time very much worshipped Magneto. Thought that he is specially graceful, the method of although using is worth discussing. However he is securing rights for our these people. I felt inconvenient of mutant life in US profoundly. I went to the time security check of US library national to show that I was mutant, finally they did not make me go. I almost fight with them! Raised(-.-) raised” 李千欢:“↖(w)↗我是变种人我骄傲。其实我叛逆期的时候就很崇拜万磁王了。觉得他特别帅,虽然用的方法值得商榷。但是他在为我们这些人争取权益。在美国我深刻的感受到了变种人生活的不便。我去美国国家图书馆的时候安检了显示我是变种人,结果他们不让我进去。我差点和他们打起来！凸(-.-)凸” Sword Saint: „Good, good. Knows that you are S.P.E.A.R. the member of mutant work association, should not be too excited!:- D, told you a small secret. Is my not careful discovery!” 剑圣:“好啦,好啦。知道你是神矛局内的变种人工作协会的常委,不要太激动嘛！:-d,告诉你一个小秘密。是我不小心发现的哦！” Li Qianhuan: „Said!” 李千欢:“说！” Sword Saint: „~ after telling you, do not tell others! Discovery that I take a look at not matter. I discovered probably Magneto is playing lego block actually, I noticed that looks like his person to buy the illusory image ninja coverall in the Hong Kong lego block shop very much, moreover I also saw a person in the movie theater, looks like Magneto very much. The movie that he watched at that time is " Lego: Illusory image ninja »!( ●° u °●)? "” 剑圣:“嘘~告诉你以后不要告诉别人哦！我瞧瞧的发现了一件不的了的事情。我好像发现万磁王其实在玩乐高积木,我看到一个很像他的人在香港的乐高积木店买幻影忍者套装,而且我在电影院还看到了一个人,很像万磁王。他当时看的电影是《乐高:幻影忍者》！(●°u°●)?」” Li Qianhuan: „!!!( /// ▽ ///)!!! I thought suddenly Magneto is good to sprout/moe, swells broken?” 李千欢:“！！！(///▽///)！！！我忽然觉得万磁王好萌,肿么破？” Sword Saint: „~! Said the words that Magneto will reverse Earth! That does not sprout!( ¯? ¯)” 剑圣:“嘘~！说出去的话,万磁王会把地球倒转的！那就一点都不萌了！(¯?¯)” Li Qianhuan: „( //? //), but is good to sprout/moe, I more came approximately to like Magneto. Also likes compared with Professor X!” 李千欢:“(//?//),但是还是好萌,我越来约喜欢万磁王了。比x教授还喜欢！” Sword Saint: „Was right, matter that previous and you said how? We find the way to form our S.P.E.A.R. officer! It looks like US these superhero is the same. You look at Captain Rogers, he sends one to eat the burger micro blog to have the repeater of whatever happens|10 million. We must promote the superhero image of our China native place!(? w?) ノ” 剑圣:“对了,上次和你说的事情怎么样了？我们想办法组建一个我们神矛局的官微！就像是美国的那些超级英雄一样。你看罗杰斯队长,他发一条吃汉堡的微博都有上千万的转发。我们也要提升一下我们中国本土的超级英雄形象啊！(?w?)ノ” Li Qianhuan: „Actually I was doing. I looked for S.H.I.E.L.D.'s Coulson to help. He is the S.H.I.E.L.D.'s good comrade, oneself is operating in private also a comics website of entire public welfare nature, provides the service to give newbie comics( note: Pure White same person comics serializes in this website, therefore she drew Captain America's immediately to be grasped with the humanities, other was all right).” 李千欢:“其实我在做了。我找了神盾局的寇尔森来帮忙。他是神盾局的好同志啊,自己私下还经营着一家全公益性质的漫画网站,提供服务给新人漫画家们（注:纯白的同人漫画就在这家网站连载,所以她画美国队长的同人本就立刻被抓了,其他的就没事）。” Li Qianhuan: „The name I thought that we called 【C.A.T. Special Operations Team】!(? i_i?)” 李千欢:“就连名字我都想好了,我们就叫【神猫局特别行动队】！(?i_i?)” Sword Saint: „( /// ▽ ///) quite ashamed, but I like. We can also establish proxy director on image to substitute for the coffin face of Director Zheng. I have a proposition, we use 【Meowsla】 What kind of?( ●° u °●)?” 剑圣:“(///▽///)好羞耻啊,但是我喜欢。我们还可以设定一个形象上的代理局长来取代郑局长的棺材脸。我有个提议,我们用【喵斯拉】怎么样？(●°u°●)?” Li Qianhuan: „Great idea! o ( ▽ ) o” 李千欢:“好主意！o(▽)o” In unknowingly chatted a night on such Li Qianhuan with the Sword Saint younger sister. Discussed how to promote the China native place superhero's image, because of their clear awareness, the Propaganda Department of the CPC Central is unreliable. The people must depend on oneself. 就这样李千欢在不知不觉中就和剑圣妹子聊了一个通宵。讨论如何提升中国本土超级英雄的形象,因为她们清楚的知道,中宣部是靠不住的。人还是要靠自己啊。 When Li Qianhuan has the yawn to go to a dining room in dormitory building to hit one black coffee oneself stimulates, her suddenly intent saw a form of military might is standing in the dining room is drinking the coffee. 当李千欢打着哈欠去宿舍一楼的餐厅打一杯黑咖啡给自己提神的时候,她忽然意看到了一个威武的身影正站在餐厅里喝着咖啡。 Day! Is Captain Rogers! Damn, has the oneself hair handled? Probably has not put on make-up, stays up late certainly to have the dark pouche. Was dying, was dying! Li Qianhuan thought suddenly stays up late is a very stupid decision. She plans to leave here first, but clearly, Captain Rogers saw her. 天呐！是罗杰斯队长！该死了,自己头发打理了没有？好像还没化妆,熬夜一定有黑眼圈。要死了,要死了！李千欢忽然觉得熬夜是个很愚蠢的决定。她打算先离开这里,但是很明显,罗杰斯队长已经看到了她。 Rogers distant greeting of: „Li, good morning.” Charming smiling face, standard reveals eight teeth. 罗杰斯远远的打了个招呼:“李,早上好啊。”迷人的笑容,标准的露出八颗牙齿。 Li Qianhuan thought that oneself should dress up to go out, she thought that now oneself is a little silly. 李千欢觉得自己应该打扮一下在出门的,她觉得现在自己有点傻乎乎的。 Good, not only Li Qianhuan thinks actually silly. In fact Captain Rogers oneself thought that oneself is silly. Although needs to contact the S.P.E.A.R. internal mutant public figure to concert action to perform in a major drama through Li Qianhuan. However Rogers thought the appearance that oneself is a prostitute like this is very stupid. 好吧,其实不光李千欢觉得傻乎乎的。实际上罗杰斯队长自己都觉得自己傻乎乎的。虽然需要通过李千欢来联络神矛局内部的变种人人士来统一步调演一场大戏。但是罗杰斯觉得自己这样卖笑的样子很蠢。 Perhaps good, did this call Handsome Plan? 好吧,也许这叫美男计？ „Passed stupidly.” Rogers wails “愚蠢透了。”罗杰斯哀嚎
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