DTYWIWMS :: Volume #9

#197: We do not think!

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Started to lose hair this matter about Strange, Li Jie has paid silent tribute for several seconds in an innermost feelings wax for him. Was harnessed to lift the basement to Strange by Li Jie, and after giving him to pour one water to make him slow one slow. 关于斯特兰奇开始脱发这件事,李杰为他在内心点蜡默哀了几秒钟。一直到斯特兰奇被李杰驾着抬出来了地下室,并且给他倒了一杯水让他缓一缓之后。 As before Strange does not dare to believe is shivering, his tone is very flurried: „Day, I started to lose hair. Moreover is a large area of losing hair. Damn! In your family has the radiant?” 斯特兰奇依旧不敢置信的颤抖着,他的语气很慌乱:“天呐,我开始脱发了。而且是大面积的脱发。该死！你家里有辐射源吗？” His wicked staring to Li Jie, Li Jie naturally shook the head: „How possible, if there is a radiant I possibly also to live in this? Lives does not fear mutation in this?” 他恶狠狠的盯向了李杰,李杰自然是摇头:“怎么可能,要是有辐射源我怎么可能还住在这？住在这难道不怕变异吗？” Li Jie said that these words thought a little strange, was occupied by the person probably and mutation in this family/home almost. 李杰说完这句话觉得有点怪怪的,住在这家里的人好像都和变异了差不多。 „My diet does not have the issue, the rest does not have the issue, has not recited the wrong incantation, why I such a large area of losing hair? This is unscientific!” The temple that Strange flexure oneself started to lose hair, he has carried over some hair, this made him some hysterias. “我的饮食没有问题,休息也没有问题,也没有念错咒语,为什么我会这样大面积的脱发？这不科学！”斯特兰奇挠了挠自己开始脱发的鬓角,他又带出了一些头发,这让他变得有些歇斯底里了。 „I do not want to turn into the bald person, I cannot turn into the bald person! Turns into Wang|King such big bald exploded simply ugly! I with his such.” “我不想变成秃子,我不能变成秃子！变成王那样的大光头简直丑爆了！我不要和他那样。” Li Jie forcefully somewhat demented Strange pressing seat. 李杰强行把有些癫狂的斯特兰奇给压回了座位。 Li Jie notes Lan to stand on the stair, her a little surprised Strange has such strong response probably unexpectedly. In Kamar-Taj, male sorcerer few hair are the general knowledge, has something surprisedly? 李杰注意到岚正站在台阶上,她好像有点惊讶斯特兰奇居然有这么强的反应。在卡玛泰基,男法师少头发都是常识啊,有什么可惊讶的？ Li Jie gives a Lan look 【You look blame you, quickly others doing insanely】. Lan also very much innocently returned to a look 【I have not thought】. 李杰给岚一个眼神【你看都怪你,快把人家给搞疯了】。岚也很无辜的回了一个眼神【我也没有想到啊】。 Strange has not noted two people look exchange, he continues the hysteria there is roaring lowly: „Certainly is there has the issue, certainly is! I must find this reason, then eliminates it! I cannot lose my hair!” 斯特兰奇并没有注意到两人的眼神交流,他只是在那里继续歇斯底里的低吼着:“一定是那里有问题,一定是！我要找到这个原因,然后消灭它！我不能失去我的头发！” This is one compared with the life also important man who personal image looks, fears regarding Doom's from his innermost feelings, but indicated that on is always is actually without turning a hair to look. 这是一个把个人形象看的比命还重要的男人,从他内心对于杜姆的惧怕,但是表明上却从来都是面不改色就能看得出来。 The sound that Strange causes was too loud, has practiced Sif of sword also to be attracted in the backyard. She by the corridor wall, is standing Lan to Lan in staircase asks: „Now Kamar-Taj male did sorcerer become such frail? Fell a hair to kill them continually to be the same.” 斯特兰奇弄出的声音太大了,一直在后院练剑的希芙也被吸引了过来。她靠在走廊的墙壁上,对着岚站在楼梯上的岚问道:“现在卡玛泰基的男法师都变得这么脆弱了吗？连掉一点头发都想杀了他们一样。” Lan sits in the staircase both hands supports the oneself say/way: „Not, other people well, only then he turns into this. I want to make him have the confidence obviously.” 岚坐在楼梯上双手撑住自己的道:“并不是啊,其他人都好好的,只有他才变成这样。我明明只是想让他树立一下信心而已。” The voice of good Lan speech is very small, moreover Strange now the san value is also very low, has not noted Lan to say anything. 还好岚说话的声音很小,而且斯特兰奇现在san值也很低,根本就没有注意到岚在说什么。 Li Jie thought that oneself needed to make Strange restore normally, he was pressing Strange loud saying: „Listening, listening! I said, I called you to listen to me!” 李杰觉得自己有必要让斯特兰奇恢复正常了,他压着斯特兰奇大声的说道:“听着,听着！我说,我叫你给我听着！” Huge roaring makes Strange recover temporarily, Li Jie stares at his both eyes saying: „You recently Mental pressure too therefore greatly has lost hair. This is very normal phenomenon, now the middle-aged men in big city that Mental pressure is not also big, you will not be first are not last.” 巨大的咆哮让斯特兰奇暂时回过神来,李杰盯着他的双眼说道:“你只是最近精神压力太大所以才脱发了好吗。这是很正常的现象,现在大城市的中年男人又那个精神压力不大,你不是第一个也不会是最后一个。” The Strange's lip shivered: „But, but I do not want...... Li Jie to suspect like this” oneself heard Strange's to sob. 斯特兰奇的嘴唇颤抖了一下:“但是,但是我不想这样……”李杰怀疑自己听到了斯特兰奇的哽咽。 He can only helpless saying: „Was good, good. My big doctor, master. Loses the hair not to lose entire world?” 他只能无奈的说道:“好了,好了。我的大医生,师。失去头发并不是失去全世界好吗？” Strange actually does not agree with the Li Jie's words: „But saves to lose hair and save world to be equally important!” 斯特兰奇却不同意李杰的话:“但是拯救脱发和拯救世界一样重要好吗！” Eh? This saying so is why familiar, probably had oneself said? Li Jie somewhat recalls. He shook the god: Truth that a little „good, you said. However the science and technology was now developed, cuts off limb continually can the rebirth, what loses hair and has at the worst?” 额？为什么这话这么熟悉,好像自己原来说过？李杰有些回想到。他晃了晃神:“好吧,你说的有一点道理。但是现在科技发达了,连断肢都能重生,脱发又有什么大不了的呢？” Strange knit the brows: „Did you say?” 斯特兰奇皱了皱眉:“你是说？” Li Jie gave his shoulder to clap a palm of the hand: „Dawning 101 hair-growth lotions! Global major networks have sale, regarding losing hair the cure rate/lead will reach as high as 99.999% you is always not that bad luck extremely one!” 李杰给他肩膀拍了一巴掌:“曙光101生发水啊！全球各大网点都有销售,对于脱发的治愈率高达99.999%你总不会是那倒霉的万分之一吧！” Strange immediately restored Mental: Right that right that „ you said that you said. I do not have the time to be here sad now, 斯特兰奇马上就恢复了精神:“你说的对,你说的对。我现在没有时间在这里难过了, I need to go into action. ” Said this saying his wind same ran in the oneself basement. Then ding the bell along with one dang the sound, after a while Strange has carried giant package appear in Li Jie's at present. 我需要行动起来。”说这话他风一样的跑进了自己的地下室。然后伴随着一阵叮铃咣当的声音,过了一会儿斯特兰奇背了一个巨大的包裹出现在了李杰的眼前。 Li Jie somewhat surprisedly visits him: „Do you want to do?” 李杰有些惊讶的看着他:“你想要干什么？” „Lining up!” Strange was saying naturally: „You do not know that the Dawning 101 this gadget do have are difficult to buy? The Dawning 101 hair-growth lotions and Dawning flesh restore the magic water to fall short of demand in the global cosmetics market. Price of black market sell is almost regular market sales price over five times, and also falls short of demand.” “排队啊！”斯特兰奇理所应当的说着:“难道你不知道曙光101这玩意儿有多难买吗？曙光101生发水和曙光肌肤修复魔法水在全球药妆市场上供不应求。黑市出售的价格几乎是正规市场贩售价格的五倍以上,并且还供不应求。” „This profit endured compared with poisonous ~ has traded, I when went to South America to hear such story. Now the South America criminal gang acceptable hard currency includes: USD, the euro, the gold, poisonous- was Dawning 101 and Dawning magic water. They are using Dawning 101 to make the underground transaction the settlement fund!”( Note) “这个利润堪比毒~品交易了,我在前往南美的时候听到过这样的故事。现在南美的黑帮可以接受的硬通货包括:美金,欧元,黄金,毒-品然后就是曙光101和曙光魔法水了。他们在用曙光101做地下交易的结算资金！”（注） „Heard that value 500 USD Dawning 101 and Dawning magic water coverall taking delivery of goods ticket can trade in the black market to a UZI submachine gun. Is trades the same price poisonous-, I listened to other Médecins Sans Frontières Organization members saying: Is the person who the underground transaction pays up in South America with the Dawning product, you cannot stir up!” Strange was telling these stories seriously. “听说价值五百美元的曙光101和曙光魔法水套装提货券能够在黑市上换到一把乌兹冲锋枪。或者是换到同价格的毒-品,我听其他无国界医生组织的成员说:在南美用曙光产品做地下交易结账的人,你都惹不起！”斯特兰奇一本正经的说着这些故事。 Li Jie felt that the chin of oneself soon fell to the place comes up. What if Strange said is real, then Illuminati and the others made that the Dawning Science and Technology product has encouraged the prosperity of criminal gang in some angle? 李杰感觉自己的下巴都快要掉到地上去了。如果斯特兰奇说的是真的,那么光照会等人弄得曙光科技产品岂不是在某个角度上助长了黑帮的繁荣？ We want to save world's simultaneously while convenient to save to lose hair with the beautiful skin! The Li Jie innermost feelings were crying out. When he looks that Strange prepares at the back of bags goes to the sales network lines up all night, Li Jie has held on him: „Wait, do not line up. You line up not to know when like this must arrange . The Dawning Science and Technology quantity of delivery has been insufficient, although has been increasing the output. Especially New York and demand of Los Angeles area big arrives astonishingly, you go to line up to be also not necessarily able to buy all night.” 我们只是想要在拯救世界的同时顺便拯救脱发和美肤啊！李杰内心呐喊着。当他看着斯特兰奇背着大包小包准备前往营业网点进行通宵排队的时候,李杰一把拉住了他:“等等,你还是不要去排队了。你这样排队不知道要排到什么时候。曙光科技的出货量一直不够,虽然一直在加大产量。尤其是纽约和洛杉矶地区的需求大到惊人,你去彻夜排队也未必能买到。” Strange looks at Li Jie saying: „But don't I line up to be what kind of? The black market last present was not easy to buy this.” 斯特兰奇看着李杰说道:“但是我不排队又能怎样？黑市上现在都不好买这个了。” Li Jie has patted the chest of oneself: „Gives me, I and Tony's relate, I will make Nemesis of the Bald provide the professional service for you. Guarantee also you pretty beautiful hair.” 李杰拍了拍自己的胸脯:“交给我吧,我和托尼的关系还可以,我会让秃头克星为你提供专业服务的。保证还你一头靓丽的秀发。” Strange: „Really?” 斯特兰奇:“真的？” Heavenshaking sound that the Li Jie chest pats: „Really! I said that achieves!” Strange excited is moved to tears: „Too...... Too thanked!” 李杰胸脯拍的震天响:“真的！我说道做到！”斯特兰奇激动的热泪盈眶:“太……太感谢了！” Reveals facing Strange this true feelings, Li Jie thinks a little awkward. He can only fly to escape generally, he first goes to Tony there and he wants some hair-growth lotions! 面对斯特兰奇这种真情流露,李杰觉得有点尴尬。他只能飞一般的逃开了,他还是先去托尼那里和他要一些生发水吧！ However Li Jie has not thought, this time helps Strange Dr. Yinsen that wanted the hair-growth lotion to bump into unexpectedly did not see for a long time, and he changed greatly. 不过李杰没有想到,他这次去帮斯特兰奇要生发水居然碰到了许久不见的伊森博士,并且他大变样了。 PS: Gives an explanation to the labelling place, the Dawning Science and Technology product becomes the inspiration of underground currency, or this stem came from Lego. PS:对标注的地方做个解释,曙光科技产品成为地下货币的这个灵感,或者说这个梗来自于乐高。 In urban legend Lego is the criminal gang underground currency, the 50 USD Lego taking delivery of goods ticket can exchange the 10 USD narcotics. Complete technical group lego block can exchange AK47. 都市传说中乐高是黑帮的地下货币,五十美元的乐高提货券能够兑换十美元的毒品。成套的科技组乐高积木可以兑换一把AK47。 Naturally, I did not suggest that fellow readers attempt to use Lego to exchange these. 8) more splendid novels, welcome to visit everybody studying institute 当然了,我不建议各位读者尝试使用乐高去兑换这些。8)更多精彩小说,欢迎访问大家读书院
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