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#156: Holds the enlarged meeting

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„Who is he?” The chamberpot youngster Sam's tone sounds is not very good, he uses the hand to point at Kick-Ass David. David has made a bewildered expression, does not know that the Sam sudden excitement does do. “他是谁？”马桶头少年萨姆的语气听起来不是很好,他用手指着海扁王大卫。大卫做了个莫名其妙的表情,不知道萨姆突然的激动是干什么。 And was directed with the hand, this in any country is not a very polite behavior. Especially when you meet a stranger. David is the temperament very good child, therefore he has not gotten angry because of the Sam's behavior. 并且被人用手指指点点,这在任何国家都是一种非常不礼貌的行为。尤其是当你遇见一个陌生人的时候。大卫一直是个脾气很好的孩子,所以他没有因为萨姆的行为而发火。 If changes a temperament irritable fellow to come, Sam with this tone, and also points at others to speak with the hand. Must erupt the contradiction mostly, two people must certainly fight one. 如果换一个脾气火爆的家伙来的话,萨姆用这种口气,并且还用手指着别人说话。多半是要爆发矛盾,两人肯定是要打一架的。 David leaned the lower part of the body, has avoided Sam with the hand was pointing at the direction. Then turns the head to look that said to Mindy and Laura direction: „Is this little brother who you receive newly? When did Superordinary Twins turn into the triplets?” 大卫只是侧了下身,躲开了萨姆用手指着的方向。然后转头看向明迪和劳拉的方向说道:“这就是你们新收的小弟？超凡双生什么时候变成三胞胎了？” Mindy waved, has made an ugly face toward David, the appearance was lovable. But Laura continues maintains her aloof loli characteristics, no matter radically David's joke. 明迪挥了挥手,朝着大卫做了一个鬼脸,样子可爱极了。而劳拉继续保持她高冷萝莉的特征,根本就不管大卫的玩笑。 She puts out a hand to say to Sam: „burger, I was hungry!” 她只是伸手对着萨姆说道:“汉堡,我饿了！” „.” Just also threatened, looks like wants to do Sam with Kick-Ass David to be discouraged immediately. Immediately ran up to the Laura side, from going the box has put out the intent type sweet basil double-decked fort, the mango of supplementary drinks especially with the cheese meat sauce fries, cripy chicken nugget and a fragrance spicy chicken wing. “哦哦哦。”原本刚刚还气势汹汹,看起来想要和海扁王大卫干一架的萨姆立刻泄了气。马上跑到了劳拉的身边,从外卖盒子里拿出了意式罗勒双层堡,还有附带的芒果特饮与芝士肉酱薯条,香脆鸡块和一份香辣鸡翅。 These food are the big share models in US weight/quantity, is not the 750 ml drink, was the weight of food has approaches 1.5 kg merely. 这些食物都是美国分量中的大份型号,不算750ml的饮料,仅仅是食物的重量就有接近1.5kg了。 David looks unexpectedly Laura is without turning a hair ate these things in the big evening, green Kick-Ass cannot bear swallow the saliva: „You did not fear that gains weight? The day, calories of these food exploded simply.” 大卫看着劳拉居然面不改色的在大晚上吃这些东西,绿色的海扁王忍不住吞咽了一下口水:“你们不怕长胖吗？天啊,这些食物的卡路里简直爆炸了。” Mindy had also found her going from the going box of Sam belt/bring, a entire family barrel. Small Mindy very non- virtuous young woman after biting one to explode the chicken leg, said: „Gains weight? Is impossible, you do not know my day has many amount of exercise. I passed through to calculate, the calorie that my day needs to take in most little wanted various high-strength trainings of 5000 kilocalorie in Night Watcher base to burn the quantity of heat/calories.” 明迪也从萨姆带的外卖盒里找到了她的外卖,一份全家桶。小明迪非常不淑女的咬了一口炸鸡腿后说道:“长胖？不可能的,你不知道我一天有多少的运动量。我经过计算了,我一天需要摄入的卡路里最少要五千大卡在守夜人基地内的各种高强度训练非常消耗热量。” „Various trainings, must come out to maintain the public security in the evening. Moreover am I and Wolf Girl long body knowing? The girl of development period needs enough quantity of heat/calories, otherwise the association president is not high.” Mindy does not care at all nibbled a chicken leg, started to launch the attack to the next chicken leg. “各种训练,晚上还要出来维护治安。而且我和狼女正在长身体知道吗？发育期的女孩需要足够的热量,不然的话会长不高的。”明迪毫不在意的啃完了一支鸡腿,开始向下一支鸡腿发起进攻。 But nod of Laura also very aloof. At present and Mindy lives together Laura, now also and Night Watcher with one another mixed up. 而劳拉也很高冷的点了点头。目前和明迪生活在一起的劳拉,现在也和守夜人们厮混在一起了。 Is every week preliminary including two close combat skills teaching own defense from Night Traveler: Before your enemy attacks you, first makes him lie down and enhance own charm and eloquence the artistic persuasive speech of teaching language: The non-violent resistance achieves the most expert section of goal. 包括来自夜行者每个星期两次的格斗技巧教学自身防卫初阶:在你的敌人攻击你之前,先让他躺下与提高自身魅力与口才的教学语言的艺术让人信服的演讲:非暴力达成目标的最好手段。 Comes from Big Daddy Damon every day, Punisher Frank, the guns and weapon that teaching the former swat member Mike three people teach in turn understands your match: Modern armament 1000 general knowledge light heavy weapon basic utilization: Let firepower that the person shivers. 还有每天来自于大老爹达蒙,惩罚者弗兰克,还有前swat成员麦克三人轮流教的枪支和武器教学了解你的对手:现代兵器一千种常识轻型重型武器基础运用:让人颤抖的火力等。 By Spider-Man and curriculum of Mockingbird Barbara education, Spider-Man's enhances vigilance: The danger of attention hidden place. Barbara gene and biological primary course: How to differentiate the mutation lifeform and man-made lifeform, as well as their weakness with defeating method. 还有由蜘蛛侠和仿声鸟芭芭拉教育的课程,蜘蛛侠的提高警惕:注意暗处的危险。芭芭拉的基因与生物初级教程:如何区分变异生物与人造生物,以及它们的弱点与打败方法。 Right also had from crosses the threshold skills in Hacker Zeng Chu Hacker: How to enter fbicia homeland security bureau and White House material section black steals the material note: Only can be used to save world. 对了还有来自于黑客曾楚的黑客入门技巧:如何黑进fbicia国土安全局与白宫资料部窃取资料注:只能用来拯救世界。 Naturally, some manual classes, the manual class generally is by Hacker, or Spider-Man, either is one in three dad taught. Generally is they can anything teach anything. 当然了,还有一些手工课,手工课一般是由黑客,或者蜘蛛侠,或者是三个奶爸中的一位来教导。一般是他们会什么就教什么。 For example today is the Mike's teaching primary manual class: How simple manufacture can shield the 20 block signal the electromagnetic bomb. 比如说今天就是麦克的教学初级手工课:如何简单的制造一颗能屏蔽二十个街区信号的电磁炸弹。 These curricula spend energy and physical strength actually, in fact the brain is the whole body consumption quantity of heat/calories highest organ, the brain of high-speed operation almost must consume every day body energy 20 percent to 25. 这些课程其实是非常花精力和体力的,实际上大脑是全身消耗热量最高的器官,高速运转的大脑几乎要消耗每天身体能量的百分之二十到二十五。 In addition must carry on various physical ability close combat trainings, the quantity of heat/calories that Mindy and Laura burn every day is very fearful. Although looks like the emaciated female student, but ate meal is ready proper Big Stomach King. 再加上还要进行各种体能格斗训练,明迪和劳拉每天消耗的热量都很可怕。虽然看起来还是瘦弱的女生,但是吃起饭来是妥妥的大胃王。 However also because of these curricula reasons, therefore Laura does not have regarding curriculum interests of school now, school only interesting is the contemporaries are many. 不过也是因为这些课程的原因,所以劳拉现在对于学校的课程一点兴趣也没有,学校唯一有意思的就是同龄人很多。 Even if not play with them, sits in the movement ringside merely looked that their movement plays, Laura also thinks very joyful. 就算不和他们一起玩,仅仅是坐在运动场边看他们运动玩耍,劳拉也觉得很快乐。 The female student who however compares in two eat and drink extravagantly, two boys demonstrate was a little constrained. In fact Sam the 14 year, celebrates the new year on 15 this year. David now 15, new year's celebration 16 year. 不过相比于两个正在大吃大喝的女生,两个男孩则显示的有点拘束了。实际上萨姆今年十四岁,过年就十五了。大卫现在十五,过年十六岁了。 Also long body time, the capacity for food is also specially big, and cannot stand up to the grade of good food enticement. Fragrant fried chicken anything that especially fries in oil, is a resistivity does not have. 也正是长身体的时候,饭量也是特别大,并且经不住美食诱惑的年级。尤其是油炸的香喷喷的炸鸡什么的,真的是一点抵抗力都没有。 Mindy looks that two male students look oneself eats the thing feeling to be strange, therefore she opens the mouth saying: „If you were hungry can eat together.” 明迪看着两个男生看着自己吃东西感觉怪怪的,所以她开口说道:“如果你们饿了的话可以一起吃。” Good, Mindy opened the mouth to invite. Although Laura has not spoken, the cheese meat sauce fries that but she did not have oneself have pushed, indicated that can share. 好吧,明迪开口邀请了。虽然劳拉没有说话,不过她把自己还没动的芝士肉酱薯条推了出来,表示可以分享。 But two male students have not moved. David has swallowed the saliva: „, In fact my teacher was controlling my diet. Practices in the method of his time dietary restriction is very importantly.” 可是两个男生还是没有动。大卫吞咽了一下口水:“不了,实际上我的老师正在控制我的饮食。修行他功夫的法门中忌口是很重要一点。” „I cannot eat too the greasy food, this will reduce the response of my body. I can only eat my teacher to provide every day food.” David swallows the saliva the sound to be very obvious. “我不能吃太多油腻的食品,这会降低我身体的反应。我现在每天都只能吃我老师为提供的食物。”大卫吞咽口水的声音很明显。 Laura looked at David one, the rare opens the mouth asked one: „What eats?” 劳拉看了大卫一眼,难得的开口问了一句:“吃什么？” „Water cooks with the water cooks chicken, various fruits and grain.” David said simply. “水煮菜和水煮鸡肉,还有水果和各种谷物。”大卫简单的说了一下。 Now often eats vegetable/dish Laura that Li Jie burns to shrink the small head: „Sounds appearance that is unpalatable very much, why I will feel that is making the healthy dog grain the formula?” 现在经常吃李杰烧的菜的劳拉缩了一下小脑袋:“听起来很难吃的样子,为什么我会感觉那是在做健康狗粮的配方？” David opened mouth, he was incapable of refuting Laura to say unexpectedly. 大卫张了张嘴,他竟然无力反驳劳拉说的。 Male student but who as for another swallows the saliva, is Sam. The reason that he does not dare to eat is the fear gains weight, yes, is fears to gain weight. 而至于另一个吞口水的男生,也就是萨姆。他不敢吃的原因是害怕长胖,是的,就是怕长胖。 As superhero, his ability is not oneself. Comes energy that from the helmet, itself flight or does other anything's matter, does not consume his energy. 作为超级英雄,他的能力不是自己的。只是从头盔里面来的能量,本身飞行或者是干其他什么的事情,并不消耗他本身的能量。 Therefore he discards the helmet is an average person, in fact accompanies in the day that two girls are running about, Sam also with passed a period of joyful time that they ate and drank. 所以他丢掉头盔就是个普通人,实际上陪着两个女孩跑腿的日子里,萨姆也跟着她们吃吃喝喝的渡过了一段快乐的时光。 However the price was he now fat the 10 jin (0.5 kg) has continued, the abdomen started the appear flab, was too fearful. How he is unable to imagine oneself fat becomes lump of ball words in space flight. 但是代价就是他现在胖了十斤不止,小肚子已经开始出现赘肉,太可怕了。他无法想象自己胖成一坨球的话怎么在天上飞行。 Therefore he rejects and two old boss together eating supper anything now. 所以他现在拒绝和两个老大一起吃夜宵什么的了。 Good, making others look at oneself to eat meal is not a matter. Therefore Mindy remembered oneself not to do to introduce to two male students. She compared Sam to say to David: „This is the little brother who I receive newly, Nova Sam. Sam, this is New York City green clothes hero David.” 好吧,让人家看着自己吃饭也不是个事。所以明迪想起了自己还没给两个男生做介绍来着。她比了一下萨姆对大卫说道:“这是我新收的小弟,新星萨姆。萨姆,这是纽约市的绿衣侠大卫。” „Hey! I called Kick-Ass! Did not call the green clothes hero, didn't want to change my title casually randomly?!” Green...... Kick-Ass David corrected the Mindy's slip in speech. “嘿！我叫海扁王！不叫绿衣侠,不要随便乱改我的称号好吗？！”绿……咳,海扁王大卫纠正了明迪的口误。 And was introducing oneself to Sam: „Can call me Kick-Ass, can call me David. I am New York City biggest hero organize the Justice League leader.” 并且对着萨姆自我介绍了一下:“可以叫我海扁王,也可以叫我大卫。我是纽约市最大的英雄组织正义联盟的领袖。” „Currently our organization has the member 1700 many people of registration, is found in the New York main five cities. In order to build a prosperous harmonious, equal friendly affection, reveres own good-neighborly New York is the goal, but is trying hard. At present is recruiting any devotes to this's same person, our slogans are make the city friendlier!” “目前我们组织有注册的会员一千七百多人,遍布纽约主要的五个城区。以打造一个繁荣和谐,平等友爱,尊亲睦邻的纽约为目标而努力着。目前正在招收任何有志于此的同人,我们的口号是让城市变得更加友好！” Laura shook the head, but Mindy holds the forehead to be speechless. Here we go again, since participates in the Justice League population after New York increases sharply, Kick-Ass more and more likely was the propaganda department director in legend. Sees anyone to come this set. 劳拉摇了摇头,而明迪更是扶着额头无话可说。又来了,自从参加正义联盟的人数在纽约激增以后,海扁王越来越像是传说中的宣传部长了。看见谁都来这一套。 Only then first time hears this propaganda language Sam by one that David fools. 而只有第一次听到这个宣传语的萨姆被大卫唬的一愣一愣的。 Mindy has patted clapping, has broken the David's propaganda language: „Has sufficed, has sufficed, Green Hat.” 明迪拍了拍手,打断了大卫的宣传语:“够了,够了,绿帽侠。” „Is Kick-Ass, is not Green Hat!” Rebuttal that David has a headache about very much. “是海扁王,不是绿帽侠啦！”大卫很头疼的反驳了一句。 „Good, not mattering is Green Hat, the green clothes hero, is David of green any hero.” Mindy is basic, no matter David's protested, she was saying: „Don't you think your Justice League a little issue?” “好吧,无所谓是绿帽侠,绿衣侠,还是绿什么侠的大卫啦。”明迪根本不管大卫的抗议,她还是自顾自的说着:“你不觉得你的正义联盟有点问题吗？” „What?” Kick-Ass is a little puzzled. “什么？”海扁王有点不解。 Mindy has added on the finger after the small tongue the residual tomato meat juices cooked in soy bean sauce said: „About your assistant, that is called the Colonel Stars fellow. He is a little strange. Otherwise, you think why I must ask you to hold an enlarged meeting.” 明迪用小舌头添了一下手指上残留的番茄酱汁后说道:“关于你的副手啊,那个叫做星条旗上校的家伙。他有点奇怪啊。不然的话,你以为我为什么要找你来召开一场扩大会议啊。”
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