Let us move one -and-a-half hours the time round trip. At that time Thor just got off work, is watching the television to eat the potato chips in leisurely and carefree lying down on the sofa. 让我们把时间往回拨动一个半小时。那个时候托尔刚刚下班,正在悠闲的躺在沙发上看电视吃薯片。 Later the doorbell resounds, Thor thinks that some people carry out the sales promotion, therefore opens the door the rejection, indicated that this does not need to insure, morning paper and milk and wait/etc. service. 之后门铃响起,托尔以为是有人来搞推销,于是去开门拒绝,表示这家不需要保险,早报与牛奶等等的服务。 The person who however comes is not a salesman, but is Immortal Palace Martial Goddess Valkyrie. 但是来的人并不是推销员,而是仙宫女武神瓦尔基里。 Thor somewhat happy saying: „Valkyrie?!” After all Asgard is a hometown, fellow villager sees fellow villager two tearful these words to apply mechanically actually on Thor also comes in handy. 托尔有些高兴的说道:“瓦尔基里？！”毕竟阿斯迦德是故乡啊,老乡见老乡两眼泪汪汪这句话其实套用在托尔身上也是合用的。 Because since previous Li Jie's introduces the Dark Elf's plan starts, Valkyrie returned to Immortal Palace. Later because the Elf Kingdom war becomes serious, she was assigned Loji's hand/subordinate to work. 因为自从上次李杰的引入黑暗精灵的计划开始以后,瓦尔基里就回了一趟仙宫。之后因为精灵王国的战事吃紧,她就被调派到了洛姬的手下去工作了。 Later Thor lost the only one Asgard's fellow villager on Earth, because did not have Valkyrie to prepare food to him, has caused Thor in some time: The fried chicken and potato wedges dance, cola and popsicle simultaneous/uniform flying refreshed day. 之后的托尔就失去了在地球上唯一一个阿斯迦德的老乡,也正是因为没有了瓦尔基里给他做饭,导致了托尔在某段时间:炸鸡与薯角起舞,可乐与冰糕齐飞的爽快日子。 During that time, Thor joyful like wild dog of strip running away. 那段时间,托尔快乐的就像条脱缰的野狗一样。 Naturally, after this days, Thor welcomed days of being in deep sorrow. Clear water chicken brisket, salad, the diet of protosalt low fat, every day in swimming pool furiously dog-paddle day. 当然了,这段日子过后,托尔就迎来了一段痛不欲生的日子。白水鸡胸肉,蔬菜沙拉,低盐低脂的饮食,还有每天在泳池奋力狗刨的日子。 Although has probably been able to get rid of this type to live now, but the past events find it unbearable to recall. That fearful days are the pain in Thor heart! 虽然现在好像已经可以摆脱这种生活了,但是往事不堪回首。那段可怕的日子一直是托尔心中的痛啊！ When time sees Valkyrie, the God of Thunder innermost feelings are very complex, therefore he uses one complex mood to summon the name of Asgard fellow villager: „Valkyrie.” 所以在次看见瓦尔基里的时候,雷霆之神的内心是很复杂的,所以他用一种复杂的心情呼唤着阿斯迦德老乡的名字:“瓦尔基里。” Valkyrie is crooked strongly the neck are massive at present( fat) man (Han): „Who are you?” 瓦尔基里歪着脖子大量着眼前的壮（胖）汉:“你是谁？” Thor: ............ 托尔:………… After the process is a half hour of explanation, Valkyrie has believed finally present strong( fat) man (Han) is God of Thunder Thor, and also has held up Hammer of Thunder. 【】 在经过长达半个小时的解释以后,瓦尔基里终于相信了眼前的这个壮（胖）汉是雷神托尔,并且还举起了雷霆之锤。【】 This is God of Thunder of genuine, but after was not Dark Elf or is certain different plane's formidable Demonic God uses special magic to hoodwink the oneself sensation. The muscle on Valkyrie face cannot bear twitched intensely. 这是货真价实的雷神,而不是黑暗精灵或者是某些异位面的强大魔神用了特殊的魔法来蒙蔽自己的感知以后。瓦尔基里脸上的肌肉就忍不住的强烈抽搐了起来。 Wait? Is this person Thor? Why not like? The idle talk fat the 30 many kilograms, the body fat rate/lead rose dramatically you to recognize to 20 percent from 6.5 percent to be fishy. Moreover the condition of after this is the devil trains, to reduce, if makes Valkyrie see the running away wild dog day time Thor, perhaps she can the heart attack. 等等？这个人是托尔?为什么一点都不像？废话胖了三十多公斤,体脂率从百分之六点五飙升到百分之二十你能认出来才有鬼了。而且这还是魔鬼训练以后减下来的状况,如果是让瓦尔基里看见脱缰野狗日子时期的托尔,恐怕她能心脏病发作。 Thor lets arrive in the family/home to come in Valkyrie saying: „Does casually, Valkyrie. Had the dinner?” 托尔将瓦尔基里让到家中进来说道:“随便做,瓦尔基里。吃晚饭了吗？” Some Valkyrie also dizziness, she somewhat blurry saying: „No.” 瓦尔基里还有些头晕,她有些迷迷糊糊的说道:“没有。” The Thor skilled taking up telephone has ordered a pizza meal of Domino's, has put then also out one bottle of orange juice and some small between-meal snack from the refrigerator. 托尔熟练的拿起电话订了一个达美乐的披萨套餐,然后还从冰箱里拿出了一瓶橙汁和一些小零食。 After Thor opens the orange juice, but actually one cup has handed the Valkyrie front, in addition has prepared several bowls, has installed the popcorn separately, the cheese fries and puffs the small cream puff. 托尔打开橙汁以后倒了一杯递到了瓦尔基里的面前,另外还准备了几个碗,分别装了爆米花,芝士薯条和膨化小泡芙。 „Come, before the supper has not arrived, you can come to order the small between-meal snack first.” Thor put the Valkyrie front to say the orange juice. “来,在晚餐还没到之前,你可以先来点小零食。”托尔把橙汁放到了瓦尔基里的面前说道。 „Therefore, Asgard was what kind of recently?” Thor completed all these later like this to sit in Valkyrie side asked. “所以,最近阿斯迦德怎么样？”托尔做好这一切以后就这样坐在了瓦尔基里的旁边问到。 After the Martial Goddess somewhat dull receiving orange juice has drunk one, dry saying: „Such, Martial God training battalion every day hits. Young Martial God wants the high-rank, longs for obtaining the honor, hopes that goes on an expedition the battlefield.” 女武神有些呆呆的接过橙汁喝了一口后干巴巴的说道:“还是那样,武神训练营每天打来打去。年轻的武神想要上位,渴望获得荣誉,希望去征战沙场。” „Old Martial God also want to show that the oneself treasured sword is not old.” Valkyrie was saying like this. After Thor one cup of orange juice has drunk one, to oneself but actually asked: „My parents and younger brother?” “老武神们还想证明自己宝刀未老。”瓦尔基里这样说着。托尔给自己倒了一杯橙汁喝了一口后问道:“我的父母和弟弟呢？” „ Loki defeats Dark Elf and Frost Giant allied armies in Elf Kingdom. Now the opening between dimensions started the nature restore. This Dark Elf and frost Giant suffered a loss. Loki has fought a brilliant successful battle, as for God King Odin or same as usual. However was recent a day mood well many, looked like because of your relations, you have held up Hammer of Thunder. “洛基在精灵王国打败黑暗精灵与冰霜巨人的联军。现在维度之间的裂口已经开始自然修复。这一次黑暗精灵和霜巨人都吃了大亏。洛基打了一个漂亮的胜仗,至于神王奥丁还是老样子。不过最近一段日子心情好了不少,看起来是因为你的关系,你举起了雷霆之锤。 Odin was somewhat happy, Phantom Empress Frigga is also very happy. ” Listened to Valkyrie speech Thor to smile like this: „Right? Such good. It looks like Asgard can also continue to prosper gets down, my parents brothers will be living well. Blessed Loki, wanting the glory to follow closely its about.” 奥丁有些高兴,幻影皇后弗丽嘉也很开心。”听着瓦尔基里这样说话托尔笑了一下:“是吗？这样挺好的。看起来阿斯迦德还能够继续繁荣下去,我的父母兄弟都会好好的生活着。祝福洛基,愿意荣耀紧随其左右。” The Thor's words make the Valkyrie peak however one startled, she became because of the huge impact the fuzzy brain started to sober. 托尔的话让瓦尔基里耸然一惊,她原本因为巨大的冲击而变得模模糊糊的脑子开始清醒了起来。 Wait? Just what happened? 等等？刚刚发生了什么事情？ Did Thor help oneself order the supper? Gave back to oneself to prepare between -meal snack and drink? Again what oneself drinks is the orange juice? Moreover is Thor also drinking the orange juice?! 托尔帮自己订了晚餐？还给自己准备了零食和饮料？自己再喝的是橙汁？而且托尔也在喝橙汁？！ Damn! When God of Thunder will have this type of drink! Once was at the Asgard's words according to Thor: Presses out the fruit juice fresh to the drink that has effeminate. Thor only drinks the fiercest strong liquor! 见鬼！雷霆之神什么时候会喝这种东西了！按照托尔曾经在阿斯迦德的话来说:鲜榨果汁是给娘娘腔喝的东西。托尔只喝最烈的烈酒！ Reserves and preparation between-meal snack as for the help/gang person who before was the drinks calls the guest? This regarding original Thor, but matter that only then the female servant can do! God of Thunder will never begin to do any housework, never! 至于之前做的帮人订餐和准备零食和饮品招呼客人？这对于原来的托尔来说可是只有女仆才会干的事情！雷霆之神从来不会动手做任何家务,从来不！ Thor in Asgard, but the famous masculinist, has been very bad with the relations of numerous Martial Goddess. The androcentrism that because his type always does not conceal, makes people always think that with the hero principle of self- center was sick very much. 托尔在阿斯迦德可是出名的大男子主义者,和众多女武神的关系一直都很糟。因为他那种从来都不掩饰的大男子主义,和过于自我中心的英雄主义让人总觉得很厌烦。 What however did Valkyrie see now? Completely different Thor. 但是瓦尔基里现在看到了什么？一个完全不一样的托尔。 Is he doing now? Is doing these matters that he always despises. Former Thor the oneself life that the honor looked is more important, if some war he cannot participate, cannot cut will seize the flag definitely on the worried several months. 他现在在干什么？在干他从来最鄙夷的那些事情。从前的托尔将荣誉看的比自己的生命还重要,如果某场战争他不能参加,不能去斩将夺旗的话肯定会烦闷上几个月。 However he just heard Loki to defeat the expression that a Dark Elf's allied armies actually point admired not to have, instead very tranquil was blessing Loki?! Too damn! 但是他刚刚听到洛基打败了黑暗精灵的联军却一点艳羡的表情都没有,反而很平静的在祝福洛基？！太见鬼了！ When Thor and Valkyrie chatted «Amazing Race» just broadcast, Thor switched off the television to turn on the computer to start from the oneself package to read the material. 在托尔和瓦尔基里聊天的时候《极速前进》刚好播完了,托尔就关掉了电视从自己的包里打开了电脑开始看资料。 Valkyrie somewhat curiously looked at Thor one: „Are you doing?” 瓦尔基里有些好奇的看了托尔一眼:“你在干嘛？” Thor: „Some medicine materials.” 托尔:“一些医学资料。” Valkyrie: Pū ~! The orange juice that just drank has spurted completely, smeared the floor of Li Jie. 瓦尔基里:噗~！刚刚喝下去的橙汁全部喷了出来,弄脏了李杰家的地板。 Damn! Damn!! Damn!!! 见鬼！见鬼！！见鬼！！！ oneself certainly is cross over Bifrost time arrived at strange different world, certainly is this. This definitely is Earth of another dimension, this is Thor of another dimension! 自己一定是穿越彩虹桥的时候来到了一个奇怪的异世界,一定是这样。这肯定是另外一个维度的地球,这是另外一个维度的托尔！ If not good oneself wants the means to return to normal world, day! This world was too crazy! Thor unexpectedly! 不行自己要想办法回到正常的世界,天啊！这个世界太疯狂了！托尔居然了！ In the Valkyrie rest of the time had forgotten oneself how sending the pizza eating, her had been pondering actually oneself is having a dream, or was Heimdall's Bifrost opens the way to leave the mistake. 瓦尔基里剩下的时间里都已经忘记自己是怎么把送来的披萨给吃掉的,她一直在思考自己究竟是不是在做梦,或者是海姆达尔的彩虹桥打开方式出了错误。 Said, she would rather be Heimdall's Bifrost opens the way to make a mistake, but is not this world's Thor real. 说真的,她情愿是海姆达尔的彩虹桥打开方式出错了,而不是这个世界的托尔是真的。 Naturally, present Thor from Valkyrie individual emotion than was better. At least was good exchange object. The nostril like original does not face upwards, father world first appearance. 当然,从瓦尔基里个人情感来说现在的托尔比原来要好。至少是个挺好的交流对象了。不像原来一样鼻孔朝天,老子天下第一的模样。 The disposition was better, and is more modest and amiable. However has a look at that in the sofa finished eating the pizza to start to look in the evening news Thor( fat)! His appearance is simply greasier than Domino's Bacon cheese pizza that just ate. 性格好了很多,并且更加谦虚和随和。但是看看那个正在沙发里吃完了披萨以后开始看晚间新闻的托尔（胖）吧！他的样子简直比刚刚吃的达美乐培根芝士披萨还要腻。 Although Valkyrie just drew back from the Loji's big tent/account, with Loji's she thought these days perhaps Loji is better King. 虽然瓦尔基里刚刚从洛姬的大帐中退出来,和洛姬的这段时间她觉得也许洛姬才是更好的国王。 However jurisprudentially speaking, Thor is the Asgard Kingship legal first position successor. After Thor, wants, when King, Odin also like this trains. 但是从法理上来讲,托尔才是阿斯迦德王位法定的第一顺位继承人。托尔以后是要当国王的,奥丁也是这样培养的。 What King of Gods wants is a successor, is not Alaska!!! 众神之王要的是一个继承人,不是一条阿拉斯加！！！ But oneself, first time descended to earth shoulders has considered the Thor's responsibility. Although behind was recalled Asgard, but oneself has looked after Thor throughout some time. 而自己,原本第一次下凡就是担负了照顾托尔的责任。虽然后面被召回了阿斯迦德,但是自己始终是照顾了托尔一段时间啊。 Odin sees the appearance of Thor present, if when the time comes summoned oneself to reply? Must reply: I do not know all these completely, is the ghosts who that mortal does! 奥丁看见托尔现在的这个模样,到时候如果召见自己应该要怎么回答？要回答:我完全不知道这一切,都是那个凡人搞的鬼！ This answer will be regarded to shirk the responsibility! Jason Li! You fed a spheroid Thor, why must draw the old lady is being buried along with the dead together! 这种答案会被当成推脱责任吧！杰森-李！你把托尔喂养成一个球体也就算了,为什么要把老娘拉着一起陪葬啊！ Actually all these Li Jie do not think! This completely is the Thor's pit teammate, a pit is two. 其实这一切李杰也不想的啊！这完全是托尔的坑队友,一坑就是两个。 When Li Jie is proficient Valkyrie will be black the face to look for Li Jie to send a punitive expedition, but she deeply inspired, before the Li Jie preparation replied spoke of: „Ok, you do not need to tell me. Tonight rests one to be good to think well, tomorrow morning eats one to sate the appetite. Then goes to Asgard to see Odin with me.” 所以当李杰到家的时候瓦尔基里才会黑着面孔找李杰兴师问罪,但是她深吸了一口气,在李杰准备回答之前说到:“算了,你不需要告诉我。今晚好好睡一个好觉,明早吃一顿饱饭吧。然后和我去阿斯迦德去见奥丁。” Said that these words Valkyrie again also paid no attention to Li Jie. Valkyrie has, she makes Li Jie go to sleeping well. However oneself cannot fall asleep tonight mostly. 说完这句话瓦尔基里就再也不理李杰了。瓦尔基里感到头疼,她让李杰去好好的睡一觉。但是自己今天晚上多半是睡不着了。 Did not say that Valkyrie felt matter that has a headache about, Li Jie also felt a stomach hurts, headache, toothache, toe headache. Which whole body which hurts in any case. 不说瓦尔基里感到头疼的事情,李杰也感到一阵胃疼,脑袋疼,牙疼,脚趾头疼。反正全身上下哪哪都疼。 He hurried to put out the telephone to dial the Lan's number, said after the connection immediately: „Lan, please immediately look for Sorcerer Ancient One. Invited his these time to go into action in any event, otherwise I am not possibly able to live am coming back from Asgard!” 他赶紧拿出了电话拨打了岚的号码,在接通以后马上说道:“岚,请马上去找古一法师。请他老人家这一次无论如何都要出马了,不然的话我可能无法活着从阿斯迦德回来了！” PS: Early this month continues to ask the ticket. PS:月初继续求票。 A are more splendid novel, welcome to visit everybody studying institute a更多精彩小说,欢迎访问大家读书院