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#34: kǎ zī ~ kǎ zī, dūn dūn dūn ~, hā ~, belch ~!

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( ( …… …… Main text 33 chapter of kǎ zī ~ kǎ zī, dūn dūn dūn ~, hā ~, belch ~! 正文第三十三章卡兹~卡兹,吨吨吨~,哈~,嗝~！ Previous day Li Jie went to S.H.I.E.L.D. as oneself Boss Marvel Company. He is naturally impossible to go to the delta headquarters, but S.H.I.E.L.D. has the receiving callers department. 隔天李杰以自己漫威公司老板的身份去了一趟神盾局.他自然是不可能去三角翼总部的,但是神盾局还是有会客部门的。 Li Jie is sees Captain Rogers, if possible must chat with other avengers, matter about movie. He has a plan. 李杰是去见罗杰斯队长,如果可以的话还要和其他的复仇者们谈谈,关于电影的事情。他有一个计划。 However found first his is not Captain Rogers, or is other people. But is Wade Wilson, or everybody can call him for Deadpool. Deadpool comes the time of reception room compared with anybody early, even compared with Li Jie must early. 但是最先找到他的并不是罗杰斯队长,或者是其他人。而是韦德-威尔逊,或者大家可以称呼他为死侍。死侍比任何人来会客厅的时间都早,甚至比李杰还要早。 „Friends, sorry! This reception room was taken over for use by avengers, if has other official dealings with S.H.I.E.L.D., needs the finalizing procedure please go to other reception room waiting.” Deadpool is taking one stainless steel pot and wooden shovel that after the kitchen makes strikes the sound, other personnel in this reception room will expel completely. “朋友们,对不起！这间会客室被复仇者们征用了,如果和神盾局有其他公务往来,需要交割手续的请去其他的会客室等待。”死侍拿着一个从后厨弄来的不锈钢锅和木铲子敲打出声音,将原本在这个会客室内的其他人员全部都赶走了。 S.H.I.E.L.D. has to the Duke and foreign department, the coffee that otherwise S.H.I.E.L.D. provides every day, the donut, the sandwich and burger, as well as Nightowl also provides to female agent salad these things does not have means oneself to make. Some things or outsourcing. 神盾局还是有很多对公和对外部门的,不然的话神盾局每天提供的咖啡,甜甜圈,三明治和汉堡,以及夜宵还提供给女特工们的蔬菜沙拉这些东西可没办法自己弄完。有的东西还是外包的。 Therefore the S.H.I.E.L.D.'s logistic management department must receive many suppliers every day, this receiving callers section does this to use generally. But now biggest reception room of this neighboringly about two blocks four little building in delta headquarters, Deadpool in crazy is bustling about. 所以神盾局的后勤管理部门每天还要接待很多供货商,这会客部一般就是干这个用的。而现在这个在三角翼总部相邻大约两个街区的四层小楼中最大的一间会客室内,死侍正在疯狂的忙碌着。 Since he just expelled that group of the people of suppliers and some complex S.H.I.E.L.D. outsourcing work, he started to arrange here. 自从他刚刚把那群供应商和一些复杂神盾局外包工作的人赶走之后他就开始布置这里。 The big red scroll, the small colored flag strip of reddish black interaction, as well as the average person only in seven color led lamp decoration and silver-white that snowflake hangings the Christmas day time hangs. 大红色的条幅,红黑相间的小彩旗条,以及一般人只会在圣诞节时候挂的七彩led灯装饰与银白色的雪花挂饰。 Deadpool has not known where got the soft drink and beer of vat, as well as was using big glass basin splendid attire that only then the buffet can use a basin wonderful crisp corner/horn, a basin crisp peanut, a basin marble-shaped chocolate, as well as a basin multi- taste bean. 死侍还不知道从哪里弄来了大桶的汽水和啤酒,以及用着只有自助餐厅才会使用的大玻璃盆盛装了一盆妙脆角,一盆脆花生,一盆巧克力豆,以及一盆多味豆。 If coming the sound console and dj, here almost can begin to send right. 如果在来个调音台和dj的话,这里差不多能够开场派对了。 When Li Jie walks Deadpool is having a Christmas day or is being celebrating a birthday the rainbow color high peaked cap that everybody can bring, his correct use ladder is hanging the last banner. 当李杰走进来的时候死侍正带着一顶圣诞节或者是过生日的时候大家才会带的彩虹色高尖帽,他正用梯子在挂着最后一条横幅。 „Wait, I have gone astray probably the place.” Li Jie suspected that oneself entered mistakenly room: „You are the preparation open send right?” Was saying Li Jie draws back on the preparation. “等等,我好像走错了地方。”李杰怀疑自己进错了房间:“你是准备开派对吗？”说着李杰就准备退出去。 Deadpool opens the mouth to say immediately: „Hey, right, comes back! Is this!” He Li Jie stopping by calling out. 死侍立马开口说道:“嘿,没错,回来！就是这！”他把李杰给叫住了。 „Look, likes me giving the arrangement of room? I hope one grandly, but does not want to make that extremely in serious, making the conference in the relaxed cheerful atmosphere.” Deadpool speaks, while the scroll on oneself hanging on business hall the suspension hook on ceiling. “瞧,喜欢我给房间的布置吗？我希望隆重一的,但是又不想弄得太过于严肃,让会议在轻松欢快的气氛中进行。”死侍一边说着话,一边将自己手上的条幅给挂到了大厅中央的天花板上的挂钩上。 „Then we announced in the relaxed happy atmosphere, Deadpool individual movie began shooting! I become super celebrity that Hollywood wields great power with great arrogance!” “然后我们在轻松愉快的气氛中宣布,死侍的个人电影开拍了！我会成为好莱坞炙手可热的超级明星！” When Deadpool was saying these words, Captain Rogers as well as several other are walked by avengers that Li Jie talked. 当死侍说着这句话的时候,罗杰斯队长以及另外几名被李杰约谈的复仇者们都走了进来。 Captain Rogers just heard the Deadpool last few words, he asked: „What movie? What superstar?” He spoke knit the brows to look at the decoration that in a room has exaggerated, in S.H.I.E.L.D.'s subordinate highrise building caused a disco? 罗杰斯队长刚好听到了死侍最后一句话,他问道:“什么电影？什么大明星？”他说话的时候皱眉看了眼房间内夸张的装饰,什么时候神盾局的下属大楼里面弄出了个迪厅？ „Is this, captain!” Deadpool has gripped the scroll lower half one in oneself to disperse. Overhangs writes in business hall the scroll of red black interaction: Warm congratulation Deadpool Wade Wilson and Disney are in harmony first section person big movie «Deadpool: superhero» signing ceremony starts! “就是这个,队长！”死侍将一直攥在自己手里的条幅下半部分一把撒开。悬垂在大厅中央的红黑色相间的条幅上写着:热烈祝贺死侍韦德-威尔逊与迪士尼合拍第一部个人大电影《死侍:超级英雄》签约仪式启动！ A Deadpool complacent stance cross place at herringbone party, 【I am very great, everybody comes boasts me quickly and praises me!】 Appearance. 死侍一副得意洋洋的姿态跨座在人字形爬梯上,一副【我很了不起,大家快来夸我和表扬我吧！】的样子。 However the scene actually fell into an awkward peace, Capt. America, Hawkeye, Blade, Iron Fist, Power Man, Black Widow, White Tiger...... Un? Which did White Tiger go? 但是现场却陷入了一片令人尴尬的安静,美队,鹰眼,刀锋,铁拳,神力侠,黑寡妇,白虎……嗯？白虎去哪儿了？ White Tiger has not paid attention to other people to look at Li Jie with an incredible look, but is selfish to put out Deadpool to prepare the good soft drink at the same time, took a tray to scoop up some wonderful crisp corners/horns and crisp peanuts to oneself while convenient. She is eating wonderful crisp corner/horn and peanut, while is drinking cola. 白虎没有理会其他人用一种不可置信的眼神看着李杰,而是自顾自的到一边拿出了死侍准备好的汽水,顺便还拿了个盘子给自己舀了一些妙脆角和脆花生。她一边吃着妙脆角和花生,一边喝着可乐。 kǎ zī ~ kǎ zī ~ kǎ zī ~, ton ~ ton ~ ton ~ ton ~, hā ~, belch ~! 卡兹~卡兹~卡兹~,吨~吨~吨~吨~,哈~,嗝~！ These sounds were in this room the only sound. 这些声音是这房间里唯一的响动了。 The vision extensions of all people went to White Tiger, but she actually not care continues to eat, and beckoned with the hand to hint you to continue to chat, when I ate the potato chips to drink the cola people good. 所有人的眼光转投向了白虎,但是她却毫不在意的继续吃,并且摆了摆手示意你们继续聊,我当一个吃薯片喝可乐的群众就好了。 Captain Rogers took back looked at the White Tiger vision, turned the head to look at Li Jie: „What's the matter? Can you with Disney shooting?” 罗杰斯队长收回了看白虎的目光,转头看了李杰:“怎么回事？你要和迪士尼拍片儿?” Li Jie holds the volume: „Can captain not use you slang that has from 20th Century 30s? That did not call shooting, called to make the movie.” 李杰扶额:“队长能不用你从二十世纪三十年代带过来的俚语吗？那不叫拍片儿,叫拍电影。” Some Rogers doubts: „Has the difference?” 罗杰斯有些疑惑:“有差别？” Li Jie head: „Has the difference!” 李杰头:“有差别！” „What difference?” “什么差别？” „Can enter the movie theater, cannot enter the movie theater.” “一个能进电影院,一个不能进电影院。” Captain Rogers shook the head to express casually. He continues to ask: „You and can Disney make the Deadpool big movie? Moreover assigned the name?” 罗杰斯队长摇了摇头表示随便吧。他继续问道:“你和迪士尼要拍死侍的大电影？而且还把名字给定下来了？” Li Jie uses two hand-held volumes: „This was somebody's independently deciding, Disney director-general had looked for me yesterday, discussed the issue about photography movie. You know that everybody's copyright here, I needs to carry on the necessary notice to everybody basically. The photography movie basically is Marvel next step planned.” 李杰用两个手扶额:“这是某人的自作主张,迪士尼总裁昨天找过我,谈了关于拍摄电影的问题。你知道的,大家的版权基本都在我这里,我需要对各位进行必要的通知。拍摄电影基本上是漫威的下一步计划了。” „Naturally I respect everybody very much, if not willing to film the oneself story I not reluctantly. If willing to photograph, and is also willing to provide the story script, I can also pay a salary of screenwriter, defers to the Hollywood quotation to walk.” “当然我很尊重各位,如果不愿意拍摄自己的故事我不会勉强。如果愿意拍摄并且还愿意提供故事脚本的,我还可以支付一笔编剧的薪资,就按照好莱坞的行情走。” The Li Jie's voice just fell decides, Deadpool had jumped down from the person character ladder, runs up to nearby table to take one pack of very thick folders to come. 李杰的话音刚刚落定,死侍就已经从人字梯上跳了下来,跑到一旁的桌子上拿了一叠很厚的文件夹过来。 „Must pat me, Jason! You look, I after the news that obtaining you and Michael meets I have been ready. This is the footsteps that I caught up with last night all night, divided the mirror to complete including the lens!” “必须要拍我,杰森！你瞧,我在得到你和迈克尔见面的消息以后我就已经做好了准备。这是我昨晚通宵赶出来的脚步,连镜头分镜都做好了！” Ha? Does Wade have tax of this day? Completes a script and a minute of mirror of movie in the evening! Even if can only make the second to third-class assembly line commercial film, but depended upon this skill also in the past to do many of making money the mercenary soldier came compared with him! 哈？韦德还有这天赋？一个晚上完成一部电影的脚本和分镜！哪怕只能拍出二三流的流水线商业片,但是依靠这个技能也比他当年干佣兵来的挣钱的多！ However after Deadpool turns on the folder other Li Jie and avengers understand why Deadpool can an evening complete these matters. 不过当死侍打开文件夹以后李杰和其他的复仇者们都明白死侍为什么能够一晚上做完这些事情了。 red matches personal image( note: This dazzles cool superhero Deadpool!) Takes two longblade to start from the first page of text is hits. Hits gray matches person( Corpsman that is nothing to speak of). Hits the black matches person( midway elite strange). Hits black matches person who increases the number( midway small boss). Hits matches person who increases the overstriking number( ultimate boss). 一个红色的火柴人形象（备注:这是炫酷的超级英雄死侍！）拿着两把长刀从文本的第一页开始就是打打打。打灰色的火柴人（不值一提的杂兵）。打黑色的火柴人（中途的精英怪）。打加大号的黑色火柴人（中途小boss）。打加大加粗号的火柴人（终极boss）。 Then also has the golden matches person who Deadpool saves all the way( one of the female protagonist, please look for Emma Watson to act the leading role.) Pink matches person( second female protagonist please look for Megan Fox to act the leading role). Dark red matches person( third female protagonist, please look for Natalie Portman to act the leading role). 然后一路上还有死侍救下来的金色火柴人（女主角之一,请找艾玛-沃特森主演。）粉色火柴人（女主角之二请找梅根-福克斯主演）。暗红色的火柴人（女主角之三,请找娜塔莉-波特曼主演）。 Moreover every time rescues near the next colored matches man radical in the peach heart to write S, this seemingly is the opening letter of word some cannot be described. 而且每一次救下一个彩色的火柴人旁边都有一颗桃心里面写着s,这貌似是某个不可描述的单词的开头字母。 Deadpool continues to exhibit an everybody to come the boasts my manner quickly, the scene falls into once more peacefully. 死侍继续摆出一副大家快来夸我的神态,现场再次陷入安静。 Only has in the corner that repeat in cycles: kǎ zī ~ kǎ zī ~ kǎ zī ~, ton ~ ton ~ ton ~ ton ~, hā ~, belch ~! 唯有角落里那循环往复的:卡兹~卡兹~卡兹~,吨~吨~吨~吨~,哈~,嗝~！ ps: Today the condition is not very good, only then these many. ps:今天状态不是很好,就只有这么多了。
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