DTYWIWMS :: Volume #8

#23: The Mandarin life falls the East Sea shore, Red Hulk greatly noisy New York City (Middle Part)

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After the interstellar fleet all withdraws, after looking at the jump , the empty sky, Mandarin should valiant spirited Wyvern Force also complete into thin air. 当星际舰队全部撤走之后,看着跃迁后空荡荡的天空,还有原本满大人原本应该雄赳赳气昂昂的飞龙部队也全部人间蒸发。 All on the scene participated in this event person the feeling of looking at each other in blank dismay. What matter did this call? Is the Earth's terrorist hit New York. The result has bumped into a doubtful sense of justice excessively strong interstellar fleet, the time of then not having spoken made into GG. 所有在场参与了这次事件的人都有一种面面相觑的感觉。这叫什么事？原本是地球的恐怖分子来打纽约的。结果碰上了一个疑似正义感过强的星际舰队,然后还没有说话的功夫就被打成GG了。 But now all these just like have a dream to be the same. 而现在这一切都恍如做梦一样。 In the New York wharf, Captain Gates is a face stupid appearance, rapidness that too the matter transforms, he simply does not have many responses. 纽约码头上,盖茨上尉还是一脸痴呆的样子,事情转变的太快,他根本没有更多的反应。 But his two subordinates, that Black Person Corpsman and Caucasian Corpsman look like , then restores compared with him, they again have carried on the communication exchange with the look quickly. 而他的两个手下,那个黑人士兵与白人士兵看起来则比他恢复的快一点,他们再一次用眼神进行了沟通交流。 Black Person Corpsman: Am I am having a dream? 黑人士兵:我是在做梦吗？ Caucasian Corpsman: While convenient linked my together dream?! 白人士兵:顺带连我一起都梦了？！ Black Person Corpsman: Good, perhaps is not. What however just did we see? extraterrestrial?! 黑人士兵:好吧,也许不是。但是刚刚我们看见了什么？外星人？！ Caucasian Corpsman: Yes, moreover was comforted by Captain Rogers, and is well-founded that formidable extraterrestrial fleet persuading to quit. 白人士兵:是的,而且还被罗杰斯队长安抚住了,并且有理有据的将那个强大的外星舰队给劝退了。 Black Person Corpsman: What a pity is not Colonel Rhodes throws the nuclear bomb to save world, why doesn't defer to the Hollywood script to walk?! 黑人士兵:可惜不是罗德上校投核弹来拯救世界,为什么不按照好莱坞的剧本走呢？！ Caucasian Corpsman: Because such that rotten vulgar plot the box office throws the street now, now was not in 1996, last year in 2016 had confirmed this convention plot to be spurted, no matter wrote the novel to make the movie.( Note 1) 白人士兵:因为这样那种烂俗的剧情现在票房太扑街了,现在不是1996年了,去年2016年就已经验证了这种俗套的剧情会被人喷,不管是写小说还是拍电影。（注1） Black Person Corpsman: Good, what to do then we then should? 黑人士兵:好吧,那么我们接下来该怎么办？ Caucasian Corpsman: Does not need to hit to live to kill, naturally was the choice retreats! I two days of vacations have not rested this month, just looks at the girlfriend. 白人士兵:不用打生打死,当然是选择撤退了！我这个月还有两天假期没有休,刚好去看女朋友。 When two soldiers with look exchange in high spirits, Captain Gates recovers finally, what to do he prepares to go to the temporary command section to ask on the spot should. 就在两个小兵用眼神交流的兴高采烈的时候,盖茨上尉终于回过神来,他准备去现场临时指挥部去问一问应该怎么办。 However he saw two with the subordinate who the look exchanges: „Are you two are using the eyebrow and transmit Moss code suddenly?” He has discovered some serious matters probably. 但是他无意间看到了两个用眼神交流的手下:“你们两个是在用眉毛和眨眼发送摩斯代码？”他好像发现了一些不得了的事情。 Black Person Corpsman denies immediately: „No, I was only the eyebrow cramp. 【】” 黑人士兵立刻否认道:“不,我只是眉毛抽筋了。【】” Caucasian Corpsman also immediately said: „I am only the eye a little dry, perhaps is because has used the inferior streppnenmonia, perhaps is because my girlfriend pulled out to buy the counterfeit goods from the sea. Perhaps I should sue Jack Ma( note 2).” 白人士兵也立刻道:“我只是眼睛有点干涩,也许是因为用了劣质的滴眼液,也许是因为我女朋友从海掏上买到了假货。也许我应该去投诉杰克-马（注2）。” Captain Gates somewhat doubts looks at the oneself two subordinates. 盖茨上尉有些疑惑的看着自己的两个手下。 ........................ …………………… In the New York temporary command section, is responsible for scene motion command brigadier-general not asking for instructions North American command section, but is the unexpected happening the Captain Rogers frequency band asked the communication connection in: „Now what to do should we, captain?” 纽约临时指挥部内,一名负责现场行动指挥的准将没有请示北美指挥部,而是鬼使神差的将通讯器连接上了罗杰斯队长的频段问道:“我们现在该怎么办,队长？” Perhaps at heart also has planted a seed in this captain, like just that extraterrestrial God of Thunder said that which at this time our did the leader go? What why stands is Captain Rogers? 也许在这个队长心里也种下了一颗种子,就像刚刚那个外星雷神说的一样,这种时候我们的领导人去哪儿了？为什么站出来的是罗杰斯队长？ Therefore he almost subconscious will ask for instructions to turn over to Captain Rogers here. 所以他几乎下意识的就将请示移交到了罗杰斯队长这里。 Captain Rogers has not raised eyebrow on own initiative, was good because of the present news already no longer the live transmission, did not have the reporter to catch his facial expression picture. 罗杰斯队长不自觉的扬了一下眉头,好在现在新闻已经不再直播了,也没有记者捕捉到他的面部表情画面。 He considered saying: „general, I thought that you should defend the command section relation with North American East Sea shore to be quite good, if you asked that I, my opinion is ordered withdrawal New York City, leaves behind some National Guard to assist the New York police to regain the city order. Although these time has not brought many injuries to New York City truly, perhaps but the chaotic order will continue the 2~3 day, perhaps needs to carry on the evening declares martial law.” 他斟酌了一下说道:“将军,我觉得你最好还是和北美东海岸防御指挥部联系比较好,不过如果你问我的话,我的意见是有序的退出纽约城,留下部分国民警卫队协助纽约警方恢复城市秩序。虽然这一次并没有真正给纽约城带来多少伤害,但是恐怕混乱的秩序会持续两三天,也许需要进行晚间戒严了。” „Good, I understood captain.” The brigadier-general preparation of scene command reported the opinion of Captain Rogers to the upper command section, before he prepared to report could not bear to Captain Rogers said one: „Just dry/does attractiveness, captain.” “好的,我明白了队长。”现场指挥的准将准备将罗杰斯队长的意见上报给上层指挥部,但是在他准备上报之前还是忍不住对罗杰斯队长说了一声:“刚刚干的漂亮,队长。” Captain Rogers smiled has not replied. 罗杰斯队长笑了笑并没有答话。 ........................ …………………… In Venus Base, the interstellar fleet jumped entered Venus the endoatmospheric. super AI Friday was starting to control interstellar Battleship ordered docking in the Venus Base internal harbor. 金星基地内,星际舰队已经跃迁进入了金星的大气层内了。超级AI星期五正开始操控着星际战舰有序的停靠在了金星基地内部的港口。 Thor walked from Battleship, he has delivered the one breath, patted oneself some bellies of protruding to smile. 托尔从战舰内走了下来,他送了一口气,拍了拍自己有些凸出的肚子笑了一下。 Li Jie and Professor Charles and Dr. Hank stand in harbor area were waiting for Thor's returns. 李杰和查尔斯教授与汉克博士站在港口区等待着托尔的归来。 Li Jie is applauding to respect to Thor, and also unprecedented ruthlessly praised his: „Good Thor that just made!” 李杰率先的对着托尔鼓掌以示尊重,并且还破天荒的狠狠的夸了他一顿:“刚刚做的不错托尔！” „Right? Can my just performance the trace be too heavy? Has the stiff feeling, the image on television is what kind of? It looks like attractive?” Thor and Li Jie three people returned to the road in Venus Base together, walks while somewhat anxious asking. “是吗？我刚刚的表演会不会痕迹太重？有没有生硬的感觉,在电视上的形象怎么样？看起来好看吗？”托尔和李杰三人一起回到了金星基地内的甬道里,一边走一边有些紧张的问道。 „Perfect, if possible I thought that can move an Oscar and Golden Globe to you, or is the gold/metal palm best actor prize. Does is very splendid.” Li Jie not parsimonious praise this Thor just performing skill. “完美,如果可以的话我觉得可以给你搬一个奥斯卡和金球奖,或者是金棕榈最佳男演员奖。做的很出色。”李杰毫不吝啬的夸奖这托尔刚刚的演技。 „Facing the live transmission honorable person show of 7 billion audience, I cannot think that also had ratio this well to perform.” “面对七十亿观众的直播真人秀,我想不出来还有比这更好的表演了。” „Really?” Thor somewhat happy saying: „I just performed to have imitate «Hell's Kitchen» in Gordon Ramsay, that callous parsimonious fiend!”( Thor, in Li Jie went to Japan's during that time in became the television child, was infatuated with various honorable person show programs. It scolded the technology of bad language in studies from «Hell's Kitchen».) “真的？”托尔有些高兴的说道:“我刚刚的表演有一些模仿《地狱厨房》里的戈登-拉姆齐,那个冷酷吝啬的恶魔！”（托尔在李杰去东洋的那段时间内成为了电视儿童,迷恋各种真人秀节目。其骂脏话的技术都是从《地狱厨房》里学习的。） „So long as you just had not scolded bad language on OK.” Li Jie has patted the Thor shoulder: „Was good, here matter ended, we almost should go back New York. Does doctor help us transmit troublesome? We just looked that the Penny surgery had ended.” “只要你刚刚没有骂脏话就OK了。”李杰拍了一下托尔肩膀:“好了,这边的事情完了,我们差不多该回去纽约了。博士麻烦帮我们传送回去好吗？我们刚好去看一下潘妮的手术结束了没有。” The Li Jie present mood is relaxed in addition is joyful, the matter had completed, oneself not any omission. Has killed big villain, has made a global honorable person show, all defer to originally the advance of plan. Although work of some following also many conclusions, but at least in the oneself control area not? 李杰现在的心情是轻松加愉悦,事情都办妥了,自己没有任何遗漏。杀了大反派,做了一场全球真人秀,一切都按照原本计划的前进。虽然后续还有很多收尾的工作,但是至少都是在自己的控制范围内不是吗？ In New York City, army, Police, New York vigilante and Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. are doing the final wrap-up work. Some Captain Rogers a lot are busy, no matter present wrap-up work, the following press conference needs he to officiate, he recently specially busy. 纽约城内,军队,警察,纽约义警与神盾局特工们都在做最后的收尾工作。罗杰斯队长还有很多事情要忙,不管是现在的收尾工作,还是后续的新闻发布会都需要他去参加主持,他在最近一段时间内将会特别的忙。 But Tony Stark in just the attention of all people concentrated, when body of Captain Rogers, has controlled the oneself Iron Legion surplus members to return to Stark Industries Building silently immediately. 而托尼-斯塔克在刚刚所有人的注意力都集中在罗杰斯队长的身上的时候,已经无声无息的控制着自己的钢铁军团剩余的成员立刻返回了斯塔克工业大厦。 Somewhat chaotic New York City regained the order, although most people also seek asylum in the subway and dugout, but before least does not have was heavyhearted. 原本有些混乱的纽约城已经恢复了秩序,虽然大多数人还在地铁和人防工事内避难,但是起码没有之前的忧心忡忡了。 Li Jie dressed up the Night Traveler belt/bring to step the lively step to walk from another of street, but Thor walked from the direction of another street. Truly speaking, the busy New York street the condition of nobody left is also makes one enjoy now, this is another scenery. Li Jie snort/hum the song is thinking like this. 李杰打扮成了夜行者带迈着轻快的步子从街的另一头走来,而托尔则从另外一条街的方向走来。说实在的,原本忙碌的纽约街头现在空无一人的状态也是令人蛮享受的,这算是另一种风景吧。李杰哼着小曲这样想着。 But another of street is the Osborn Group medical center, if not wrong, then the Penny surgery should almost end. Un, does this child like the jellyfish probably very much? The little strange hobby, Li Jie touches the chin, he decided after and other Penny surgeries ended, buys a small aquarium for her, then installs some ornamental jellyfish. 而街的另一头则是奥斯本集团医疗中心,如果没有错的话,那么潘妮的手术应该差不多结束了。嗯,这个孩子好像很喜欢水母？有点奇怪的嗜好,李杰摸了摸下巴,他决定等潘妮手术结束以后给她买一个小水族箱,然后装一些观赏性的水母。 Then, Sun tall Zhao, the glorious weather, in the air fills this gentle aura New York City, Li Jie felt that is comfortable. He must slowly like this takes a walk, enjoys this busy city rare tranquility. 就这样,太阳高照,风和日丽,就连空气中都弥漫这平和气息的纽约城,李杰感觉非常舒服。他要慢慢的这样散步走一下,享受一下这个繁忙城市难得的平静。 Look, the ground has delimited shadow, that is the trace that in the sky the bird stays behind, the pigeon or are the sea gull, or albatross perhaps they are also enjoying ..................? Why was the shadow in ground getting bigger and bigger? 瞧,地上划过的影子,那是天空中飞鸟留下的痕迹,无论是白鸽还是海鸥,亦或者是信天翁也许它们都在享受………………？为什么地面上的影子越来越大了？ Looked words bird that shape was too fat. Is a bird group? This is not right! 看形状的话这只鸟太胖了吧。难道是一个鸟群？这也不对啊！ In Li Jie looked shadow that in the tread „bird” throws down and when ponder life, a huge sound transmits air-splitting. It looks like the missile launching is the same, is getting more and more near, but the shadow in ground is also getting bigger and bigger! 就在李杰看着地面上“飞鸟”投下的影子并且在思考人生的时候,一道巨大破空声传来。就像是导弹发射一样,越来越近,而地面上的影子也越来越大！ Then, when Li Jie had not pondered that with enough time why has the bird is so fat, one group of red bomb drops from the clouds, the hard road surface pounded the giant pothole, crushed stone everywhere danced in the air, glass that street both sides constructed by huge impulse breaking. The entire street looked like suffers heavy Cannonball to shell to be the same. Li Jie was blown to fly a 10 several meters distance by the huge impulse. 接着,在李杰还没来得及思考为什么有飞鸟这么胖的时候,一团红色的炸弹从天而降,坚硬的路面砸出了巨大的坑洞,碎石漫天飞舞,街道两旁建筑的玻璃都被巨大的冲击力给震碎。整个街道就像是遭受了一门重型加农炮轰击一样。李杰被巨大的冲击力吹飞了十几米的距离。 But buried in the path following water pipe and other public utilities is destroyed instantaneously, the thick water pipe system because of bursting to have created the running water fountain same leak. 而原本埋在道路下面的水管等公共设施瞬间被破坏,粗大的自来水管因为破裂而造成了自来水喷泉一样的外泄。 Li Jie shook the head to stand, is who has caused such big destruction in New York? Mandarin has not died, said living wyvern? It is not right! Just inspected several not to have the living witness. 李杰晃了一下脑袋站了起来,是谁在纽约造成了这么大的破坏？难道满大人没有死,还是说有活着的飞龙？不对啊！刚刚都检查了好几遍没有活口啊。 Has raised when because of huge shockwave beforehand Sandman and Spider-Man they fought keeps yellow sand everywhere, now the entire street is submerged by the yellow sand. Li Jie has put out Thunder Blade to complete the stance of fight. 因为巨大的冲击波而掀起了之前沙人与蜘蛛侠他们战斗时留在满地的黄沙,现在整个街道都被黄沙淹没。李杰已经拿出了雷刀做好了战斗的姿态。 No matter, destroys the oneself celebration time to be hung now to hit! Yellow sand flying dust that raises lowers slowly, Li Jie can also see clearly the huge red person's shadow in that pothole, is getting more and more clear. 不管是谁,现在破坏自己的庆祝时刻都应该被吊起来打！扬起的黄沙飞尘慢慢降下,李杰也能够看清那个坑洞中的巨大红色人影,越来越清晰。 When the yellow sand all lowers, red Giant appearance appear in front of Li Jie's, his hand has actually shaken, one type just sent the monthly salary to go home to prepare happily buys the T bone beef steak Bordeaux manor wine to celebrate to oneself in addition, but opens the oneself door actually to see to sit in the entrance that own Alaska whole face flatters cleverly. Then sized up the oneself warm lovable family/home to turn into a ruins same mood. 而当黄沙全部降下,红色巨人的样貌出现在李杰的面前的时候,他却手抖了一下,一种刚刚发了月薪高高兴兴回家准备给自己买块T骨牛排外加波尔多庄园葡萄酒庆祝一下,但是打开自己的家门却看见自家的阿拉斯加满脸讨好的乖巧坐在门口。然后打量一下自己原本温馨可爱的家变成了一副废墟一样的心情。 TM plays me! The father gains several thousand with great difficulty in January/one month, by furniture value that this smelly dog ruins over ten thousand! But TM the smelly dog father could not have hit! Because whose TM Hulk putting?! Isn't reaching an agreement Dr. Banner studies Dance in India and place of Nepal common border? TM的玩我呢！老子好不容易一月赚个几千块,被这条臭狗毁掉的家具价值过万了！而TM的这条臭狗老子还打不过！因为谁TM的把浩克给放出来了？！不是说好的班纳博士在印度和尼泊尔交界的地方学习舞蹈吗？ Moreover has traded skin of red to Hulk! The Li Jie innermost feelings were roaring. 而且是给浩克换了一身红色的皮肤！李杰内心在咆哮。 The age of pouring for 1 : 1996 year is Will Smith acts the leading role in US theme patriotic science fiction movement movie «Independence Day» that screens, this piece was the past world box office champion, had the important position in the global shadow history. first time has educated everybody, originally the theme movie can also such shoot. In 2016 retook «Independence Day 2», after the 20 year, has made a super rotten piece, the so-called China element left realm simply rottenly, does not know that was black or approves. 注1:1996年是威尔史密斯主演的美国主旋律爱国科幻动作电影《独立日》上映的年代,该片是当年全球票房冠军,在全球影史有重要地位。第一次教育了大家,原来主旋律电影还能这么拍。2016年重拍了《独立日2》,时隔二十年,拍出了一部超级烂片,所谓的中国元素简直烂出了境界,都不知道是黑还是赞了。 Note 2: Jack Ma, English name of China richest family Boss horse.. 注2:杰克-马,中国首富马老板的英文名。。 A a
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