This book 1 million character! first writing a book, this is a milestone. W = W ≈ W ≤ .81 ZW. COM thanks fellow book friends to the present support. Today four offer! 本书一百万字啦！第一次写书,这是个里程碑啊。W=W≈W≤．８１ZW.COM谢谢各位书友到现在的支持。今日四更献上！ Once was spreading this kind of legend in Nine Worlds. A look is grand, has golden to be long, puts on war armor to brandish God of War of great axe. His once body was driving Solar Boat, surmounted innumerable star region only to save his follower. 曾经在九大世界中流传着这样一个传说。一位相貌雄伟,有着金色长,穿着战甲挥舞着巨斧的战神。他曾经之身驾驶着太阳舟,跨越无数的星域只为了拯救他的信徒。 He brandishes the great axe to chop the head of god of drought, only to also piece of world nourish the life the rainwater. 他挥舞着巨斧砍下干旱之神的脑袋,只为了还一片世界滋养生命的雨水。 He uses the strong arm to throw off mountain ridge Giant, only to give a space of follower piece of survival. 他用强壮的胳膊掀翻山岭的巨人,只为了给信徒一片生存的空间。 He defeats giant dragon, Carnage has fallen God of Evil. These tops with his same God's Duty, the gods who actually does all kinds of evil things are should better not by him presently. Because in his eye cannot rub the least bit sand. 他战胜过巨龙,屠杀掉邪神。那些顶着与他相同神职,却为非作歹的神明最好不要被他现。因为他的眼里揉不得半点沙子。 He can have a god war for the honor. He led the Asgard most heroic soldier to go on an expedition the stars sea. 他可以为了荣誉起一场神战。他曾经率领着阿斯迦德最英勇的战士征战过星辰大海。 Is lifting up high the head of enemy, was singing the triumphal returning song. hatred/enemy Kou the blood mixes the strong good wine to get into the stomach together. 高举着敌人的头颅,唱着凯旋的歌曲。仇寇的鲜血混合着浓烈的美酒一起下肚。 Holds the oneself glee feast meeting before the God of Evil corpse of killing, the gods who lets everywhere witness his uncommonness. 在杀死的邪神尸体前召开自己的庆功宴会,让漫天的神明都来见证他的不凡。 He is invincible, he is invincible. He is the thunder angry incarnation, he is Asgard in history most heroic prince. He is God of Thunder, he is Thor. 他战无不胜,他攻无不克。他是雷霆愤怒的化身,他是阿斯迦德有史以来最英勇的王子。他是雷神,他是托尔。 .................. ……………… Was eliminated divine power by Allfather Odin, overcomes Midgard Thor. And the dead order, was unable to learn the true humbleness in Thor, before as well as the meaning of mortal life. Thor cannot return to Asgard. 被众神之父奥丁剥夺神力,将托尔打下中庭。并且还下了死命令,在托尔不能学会真正的谦逊,以及凡人生命的含义之前。托尔不能返回阿斯迦德。 From that the Thor's day becomes does not feel better. His first time descends to earth is Loki gets down together. At that time Loki was responsible for guarding his. 从那开始,托尔的日子就变得不好过了。他第一次下凡是和洛基一起下来的。当时洛基是负责看守他的。 But after Earth present Serpent's trail, two people hurried back Asgard. Naturally Thor cannot return, therefore then Thor was detained by Odin in the prison cell. 而在地球现了大蛇的踪迹之后,两人匆匆返回了阿斯迦德。当然托尔本来是不许回归的,所以当时的托尔是被奥丁关押在牢房内的。 But that days in prison cell, is Loki comes secretly to Thor sends many point to eat every day. This touches Thor. Simultaneously Loki also related to Thor he knows about the Serpent's news. 而在牢房里的那段日子,每天都是洛基来偷偷的给托尔送来多一点吃的。这让托尔很感动。同时洛基也对托尔诉说了他知道的一些关于大蛇的消息。 That legend, can kill the Serpent's legend about him. If Serpent undying, then he some day surely will stage a comeback, attacks Asgard once more. 还有那个传说,关于他才能杀死大蛇的传说。如果大蛇不死,那么他有朝一日必定会卷土重来,再次袭击阿斯迦德。 Therefore Thor requested that Loki helps him escape. And made Heimdall help him open Bifrost, he wanted to return to Earth. He decided that to sacrifice self- way to save Asgard. 为此托尔请求洛基帮助他逃跑。并且让海姆达尔帮助他打开了彩虹桥,他想要回到地球。他决定以牺牲自我的方式来拯救阿斯迦德。 But since he escapes, he felt that the life of oneself became worse. Martial Goddess Valkyrie that came from Asgard told him various bad news. 但自从他逃跑以后,他感觉自己的生活变得更糟了。从阿斯迦德来的女武神瓦尔基里告诉他各种坏消息。 Odin said that the Serpent's matter is a false alarm, this made Thor prepare to sacrifice oneself this matter not to need. Moreover Dark Elf starts to invade Elf Kingdom, Asgard starts to help the Elf Kingdom resistance invasion comprehensively. 奥丁说大蛇的事情是一场虚惊,这让托尔准备要牺牲自己这档子事根本没必要。而且黑暗精灵开始入侵精灵王国,阿斯迦德开始全面帮助精灵王国抵御入侵。 As the Asgard these years army command, Thor has not received the news of replace. Instead was Loki has substituted his position, became Asgard's highest commander. 作为阿斯迦德这么多年来的军队统帅,托尔并没有接到回去复职的消息。反而是洛基将他的职位取代了,成为了阿斯迦德的最高指挥官。 What is more desperate, Loki does compared with him fortunately. The war that fights many that he is more attractive, even before is, war that he participates , if not have Loki to be responsible for concluding will perhaps lose seriously. Since this has let him many years fostering proud loses instantaneously. 更令人绝望的是,洛基做的比他还好。打的仗比他漂亮的多,甚至是以前他参与的战争,如果没有洛基负责收尾恐怕都会损失惨重。这让他多年以来的养成的骄傲瞬间丧失。 After the there he starts to wallow in the alcohol. Looks for him to Li Jie, after cussing out his, he as if somewhat awakened. Because of the Li Jie's plan, Valkyrie returned to Asgard now, reported Midgard here situation to Odin. 从那儿以后他就开始沉迷于酒精。一直到李杰来找他,臭骂他一顿以后他似乎有些醒悟了。因为李杰的计划,瓦尔基里现在回到了阿斯迦德,向奥丁报告中庭这边的情况。 But after Li Jie, started to enter the exceptionally busy condition. The war of Eastern Europe, is Hell, The Hand, Kingpin. A each article makes his busy foot not moisten. 而李杰之后也开始进入了异常繁忙的状态。不论是东欧之战,还是地狱,手和会,金并。一桩桩一件件都让他忙的脚不沾地。 Thor enters the time that a nobody has had jurisdiction over. Naturally, Li Jie has established bank to allocate funds automatically, every month will give the Thor 5000 USD living expenses. The house that Thor lives in any case is Li Jie rents, 5000 USD enough ensure Thor New York will not starve to death again. 以至于托尔进入了一个无人管辖的时期。当然了,李杰设置了银行自动拨款,每个月会给托尔五千美元的生活费。反正托尔住的房子是李杰租的,五千美元足够保证托尔不会再纽约饿死了。 Actually since previous time was scolded by Li Jie, Thor has been reconsidering. oneself is real doing is not right. Moreover Odin to his punishment also on body. Before the learned is humble and meaning of life, he is unable to untie the divine power seal, is unable to return to Asgard. 其实自从上次被李杰骂了以后,托尔一直在反思。自己是不是真的做的不对。而且奥丁对他的处罚还在身上。在学会谦逊和生命的含义之前,他无法解开神力的封印,同时也无法返回阿斯迦德。 Since that day that in Valkyrie and Li Jie leave, Thor decided how starts to attempt to study the meaning of humbleness and life of humankind truly. 所以在瓦尔基里与李杰离开的那天起,托尔就决定开始真正尝试如何学习人类的谦逊和生命的含义。 „Therefore, I should do first?” Thor stands in the room somewhat feels helpless. Because he does not know that the life of mortal is what kind. As God of Thunder, his life fights, the training, bleeds, drinks. Naturally also has to have the woman. “所以,我应该先干什么？”托尔站在房间内有些不知所措。因为他根本不知道凡人的生活是怎样的。作为雷神,他的生活就是战斗,训练,流血,喝酒。当然还有少不了女人。 Therefore how should go to the true life regarding world of mortal, Thor is not the true understanding, although he arrives at Earth already sometime, on the thing to Earth started slowly familiar. 所以对于凡人的世界应该怎么样去真正的生活,托尔并不是真正的了解,虽然他来到地球已经有一段时间,对地球上的东西已经开始慢慢熟悉。 „How perhaps should I have a look at the mortals to live?” Thor thought that this is good means. At least he must understand the life style of mortal first, perhaps only then integrates the mortal, he can realize the humbleness of mortal. “也许我应该看看凡人都是怎么生活的？”托尔觉得这是一个好办法。至少他要先了解凡人的生活方式,也许只有融入凡人,他才能体会到凡人的谦逊。 As for understanding the method of mortal life style, very simply not. Now this age, so long as turns on the television, can know the much information. 至于了解凡人生活方式的方法,很简单不是吗。现在这个年代,只要打开电视机,就能知道很多信息了。 Thor decides to understand the life styles of some normal mortals from the television first. For example they in daily drink anything, eats anything. Has any recreational activity. 托尔决定先从电视机里多了解一些正常凡人的生活方式。比如他们在日常都喝一些什么,吃一些什么。有什么娱乐活动。 The television opens, in picture appear Captain America's anime( note: This time line before Capt. America considers government). He uses the machine gun to open fire toward the enemy, but the quick barrel overheated cannot shoot. 电视机打开,画面上出现了美国队长的一段动画（注:这个时间线是在美队告政府之前）。他用机枪向着敌人开火,但是很快枪管就过热不能射了。 He urgently needed wants the cooling water now, his teammate threw bottled black liquid to him. „What ghost is this?” Capt. America on television complained one, but has made cooling with this liquid pouring on the barrel. 他现在急需要冷却水,他的队友向他丢来了一个瓶装的黑色液体。“这是什么鬼？”电视上的美队抱怨了一句,但还是用这个液体浇在了枪管上做冷却。 When he opens the flash of cover, the entire earth starts the appear hoar frost. Starts to ice up including the guns and weapon. The extremely hot arid region, instantaneously turned snow gleams white. 只是当他打开盖子的一瞬间,整个大地开始出现白霜。连枪支和武器都开始结冰。原本还是酷热的沙漠地区,瞬间变成了白雪皑皑。 Originally this is advertisement about Coca Cola. Thor felt the chin to read this advertisement. „Mortal likes drinking this probably very much. Is this daily drinks?” 原来这是一段关于可口可乐的广告。托尔摸着下巴看完了这段广告。“凡人好像很喜欢喝这个。这是日常饮品吗？” Thor once more than once saw others to take cola on the avenue. Therefore he thought, this should be the populace drinks of mortal, looks like the Asgard's bee sweet wine and ale is the same. Is drink that every day must have. 托尔曾经在大街上不止一次的看到别人拿着可乐。所以他觉得,这应该就是凡人的大众饮品了,就像是阿斯迦德的蜂蜜酒与麦芽酒一样。是每天必喝的东西。 He decided that the corner the convenience store buys to try. Thor looks at them to sell cola in the convenience store. 他决定去转角的便利店买回来试试。托尔在便利店看过他们有卖可乐。 „Pū!” The cola liquid spurts, is Thor spits. He just as convenient Lidian bought two box of cola to come back. The flavor that however just from the beginning drank makes him be hard to accept. That feeling is beyond description, reminding him of after injury is being far away from the Asgard's place has eaten some herbal medicines flavors. “噗！”可乐的液体飞洒,都是托尔吐出来的。他刚刚从便利店买了两箱可乐回来。但是刚一开始喝的味道却让他难以接受。那种感觉难以形容,让他想起在受伤后在远离阿斯迦德的地方吃过的一些草药的味道。 „Day, does the mortal have such drink that is difficult to drink every day? Is this their one practicing?” Thor spits the tongue. His some fears looked at cola. “天呐,凡人每天都喝这么难喝的东西？难道这是他们的一种修行？”托尔吐了吐舌头。他有些畏惧的看了一眼可乐。 „Good, I now am a mortal. Is a mortal. Is a mortal. They can drink. I can also drink!” Thor after the oneself hypnosis closed the eye, the one breath has done entire one bottle of cola completely. “好吧,我现在是个凡人。是个凡人。是个凡人。他们能喝。我也能喝！”托尔对自己催眠后闭上了眼睛,一口气把整整一瓶可乐全部干了。 „Hū!” Drinks up the Thor feeling of cola actually fortunately, if not goes to mental association to eat the herbal medicine flavor. Actually a cola sweet taste, reluctantly can accept. “呼！”喝完可乐的托尔感觉其实还好,如果不去联想原来吃过的草药的味道的话。其实可乐还是有一种甜味的,勉强还是可以接受。 „Good, this is the first step that I advance to the mortal. I must study humbly.” Thor thought that the oneself first step walks also well. “好吧,这是我迈向凡人的第一步。我要学习谦逊。”托尔觉得自己的第一步走得还不错。 Then must start the second step now. The mortals eat anything generally. Yes, has solved the problem of drinking, he must start to consider to eat. 那么现在就要开始第二步了。凡人一般吃什么。是的,解决了喝的问题,他要开始考虑吃的了。 Earliest time and Loki descend to earth together, the issue in meals is the Loki solution. Then came is Valkyrie has descended to earth, these matters turned into Valkyrie to be solved. 最早的时候与洛基一起下凡,伙食方面的问题全是洛基解决的。而后来则是瓦尔基里下凡了,这些事情又变成了瓦尔基里去解决。 They make some Thor customs generally, Asgard taste cooked food. 他们一般都是做一些托尔习惯的,阿斯迦德口味的菜肴。 Therefore until now, Thor should eat any him not to have the spectrum regarding the mortal very much. However he remembers that the corner has restaurant probably many mortals to eat. 所以到现在为止,托尔对于凡人应该吃什么他也不是很有谱。不过他记得转角有个餐馆好像很多凡人去吃。 Since Thor decided becomes a mortal, then he decided that tries the food of mortal is any appearance. 既然托尔决定成为凡人了,那么他决定去试一试凡人的食物是什么样子的。 The corner restaurant is the food family dining room, to put it bluntly is sells fried chicken burger this kind of fast-food food the thing. Thor does not know should anything. He presently many people have selected the fried chicken and burger of big share. 转角处餐馆是个食家庭餐厅,说白了就是卖炸鸡汉堡这一类快餐食物的东西。托尔也不知应该点什么。他现很多人都点了大份的炸鸡和汉堡。 Therefore he also bought came back to prepare to try. Perhaps Thor has not noted. Person who comes to this shop to eat meal, un, their physiques quite „gigantic”. 所以他也买了一些回来准备试试。也许托尔并没有注意到。来这家店吃饭的人,嗯,他们的块头都比较“硕大”。 „This thing is pretty good. Eats is very fragrant.” Thor is cripy regarding fried chicken type of cover, inside juiciness food high praise. After all fried chicken type of thing, few people will not think delicious. “这个东西还不赖。吃起来还挺香。”托尔对于炸鸡这种外皮香脆,内里多汁的食物好评。毕竟炸鸡这种东西,很少有人会觉得不好吃。 Thor sits in front of the television, is eating the fried chicken, while remembers cola that just bought. He has impulsive, his subconscious thinking. cola and fried chicken accompany in the same place eat to be good. 托尔坐在电视机前,一边吃着炸鸡,一边想起刚刚买的可乐。他有一种冲动,他下意识的觉得。可乐和炸鸡陪在一起吃应该不错。 When fried chicken gets into the stomach, then after being joined to cola. Thor as if opened the new world's front door. „Really should such eat?” Thor looked at cola and fried chicken. He had found the mortal normal life style of probably. 当一口炸鸡下肚,然后在配上一口可乐之后。托尔仿佛打开了新世界的大门。“果然应该这么吃吗？”托尔看了看可乐和炸鸡。他好像找到了凡人正常的生活方式了。 It looks like, to understanding the normal life way of mortal, and comprehends the humble goal not to be far. Thor is oneself refuels secretly. 看起来,离理解凡人的正常生活方式,并且领悟谦逊的目标不远了。托尔为自己暗暗加油。 One jin (0.5 kg) much fried chicken coordinated 7 oom 1 cola, Thor to spend the 15 minute completely to finish eating. Later has eaten big share burger, full foot/enough who this lets his stomach abnormal. 一斤多的炸鸡配合7oom1可乐,托尔花了十五分钟才全部吃完。之后又吃了一份大份的汉堡,这让他的胃感觉异常的饱足。 „Un, the mortal such food of eats pretty good.” Thor nodded. “嗯,凡人这样的食物吃起来还不赖。”托尔点了点头。 Then was the entertaining fashion, Thor did not know other people in Earth. Li Jie busy does not have the time to manage him. He can only through the television understand that the entertaining fashion of mortal was anything. 然后就是娱乐方式了,托尔在地球并不认识其他人。李杰忙的没有时间理他。他只能通过电视来了解凡人的娱乐方式是什么了。 Then he understands quickly, watches the television is in itself the mortal most important entertaining fashion. 然后他很快明白过来,看电视本身就是凡人最重要的娱乐方式。 „So that's how it is!” Thor understood in the flash, originally the life of mortal so simple. “原来如此！”托尔在一瞬间明白了过来,原来凡人的生活如此的简单。 They buy back cola to treat as the drinks from the corner convenience store, buys back the fried chicken to treat as food from the corner dining room. Then sits in in the sand watches television entertainment. 他们从转角的便利店买回可乐当做饮品,从转角的餐厅买回炸鸡当做食物。然后坐在沙里看着电视娱乐。 This life style and he is completely different in the Asgard's way. In the way of Asgard men entertainment is wrestle. However looks like unpopular in world of mortals entertaining fashion. They will look at others wrestle on the television, but oneself will not go to wrestle. It is said is illegal in the street and person wrestle. 这种生活方式与他在阿斯迦德的方式完全不同。在阿斯迦德男人们娱乐的方式是角斗。但是在凡间这种娱乐方式看起来不流行。他们会在电视上看别人角斗,但是不会自己去角斗。据说在街头和人角斗是违法的。 Thor thought that oneself started to grasp the essence that the mortal lives gradually. He starts to go to the corner the hot dog shop to buy the hot dog to work as the breakfast every morning. 托尔觉得自己已经开始渐渐掌握凡人生活的精髓。他开始每天早上去转角的热狗店买热狗当早餐。 Thirsty went to the corner convenience store to buy cola to work as the drinks. 渴了就去转角的便利店买可乐当饮品。 At noon and evening goes to the corner dining room to buy the big share the fried chicken and burger works as food. 中午和晚上去转角的餐厅买大份的炸鸡和汉堡当食物。 Thing that Thor also slowly present other mortals have liked simultaneously. For example ice cream and ice cream that the corner ice cream shop sells. Chocolate donut that the corner donut shop sells. 同时托尔也慢慢现了一些其他凡人喜欢的东西。比如转角的冰淇淋店卖的雪糕和冰淇淋。还有转角的甜甜圈店卖的巧克力甜甜圈。 Sells in the corner presently is exploding the potato wedges young stall keeper. Diligently community that Thor is attempting to integrate average person. Therefore he food that these average people like, massive buys to taste. 还有在转角卖着现炸薯角的小摊贩。托尔正在努力的尝试融入普通人的群体。所以他把这些普通人都很喜欢的食物,大量的买回家品尝。 And tastes while sits watches the television in in the sand. He presently looks at the pleasure of television now. He did not understand before very much why the mortal will be having the box of picture such to feel interests to one. 并且一边品尝一边坐在沙里看电视。他现在已经现看电视的乐趣了。他以前很不了解,为什么凡人会对着一个有画面的盒子这么感兴趣。 However he understood now, after the attempt understands the jokes of some mortals. «Jimmy Chicken feather Show» «Every day Show» «Conan Show» «Buckle bear Report» these programs became his most love. 但是他现在明白了,在尝试弄懂一些凡人的笑话之后。《吉米鸡毛秀》《每日秀》《柯南秀》《扣扣熊报告》这些节目已经成为了他的最爱。 He has liked lying down in in the sand now, drinks cola to eat the fried chicken and potato wedges, then after matching the food , the chocolate donut of dessert, while watches these programs. 他现在已经喜欢躺在沙里,一边喝着可乐吃着炸鸡和薯角,然后搭配着饭后甜点的巧克力甜甜圈,一边看着这些节目。 But this very diligently, he who integrates time Thor of mortal to do lets oneself diligently like a mortal. Does not go to think Immortal Palace, does not go to think the war. Every day is a companion with the cola fried chicken, occasionally matches the hot dog donut and ice cream. 而这一段融入凡人的时光托尔做的很努力,他努力的让自己像一个凡人一样。不去想仙宫,不去想战争。每日就与可乐炸鸡为伍,偶尔搭配热狗甜甜圈与冰淇淋。 He wants soon to restore divine power, becomes God of War! 他想早日恢复神力,重新成为战神！