Perhaps the entirebucket of ice water of addto have a 10severaljin (0.5 kg)weight. Dropping from the cloudstime, the ice pieceis rappingon the barrelwall of plasticbarrel, sends out: Crash-bangcrash-bangsound.
整桶的冰水加起来恐怕有十几斤的重量。从天而降的时候,冰块敲击着塑料桶的桶壁上,发出:哗啦哗啦的声音。In factwhen the pailmixes the ice wateris dropping, Thorapproximatelyfeltcool feeling that the oneselftop of the headhas transmitted.
实际上当桶子混合着冰水下降的时候,托尔已经大致感觉到了自己头顶传来的凉意。God of ThunderThorgoes on an expedition for manyyears, in facthasregardingvariousdangersquitesensitively.雷神托尔征战多年,实际上对于各种危险都有相当的敏感。Heis shoving open the gateflashto feel that has not suited, thenrapidpullsbackward. Thisavoids the habit that the trapforms.
他在推开门的一刹那就感觉到了不对劲,然后迅速的向后扯。这是躲避陷阱而养成的习惯。
If God of ThunderThor, thenthesestepwithdraws is similar to the craftyrabbitor the antelopeis inevitably ordinary, swift and violentquickly.
如果是雷神托尔,那么这一步后撤必然是如同狡兔或是羚羊一般,迅猛快捷。HoweverThorforgot that oneselfnowwas notGod of Thunder, henowis onlysalt fish. OrisswellingAlaskais not overrated.
但是托尔忘记自己现在不是雷神了,他现在只是一条咸鱼。或者说是一条肿胀的阿拉斯加也不为过。AlthoughoriginalThorwas blockeddivine power, buthisstrongbodyas beforemight be considered asmortalChinaoutstandingexistence.
原来的托尔虽然被封锁了神力,但是其强壮的身体依旧堪称是凡人中华出类拔萃的存在。Howeverbecausenowwallowsinfried chickencola, the Thor'sbody weightrises dramatically.
但是现在因为沉迷于炸鸡可乐,托尔的体重一路飙升。Althoughexperienced the Li JieHellgenerallosing weighttraining, makinghisbody weightreducemuch.
虽然经历了李杰地狱一般的减肥训练,让他的体重已经减轻了不少。HoweverpresentThorjustcame the timebody weightcompared withhimas beforeheavilynear25kilogram. And8 percent that bodyfatrate/leadbymostis also startedturns intopresent20 percent.
但是现在的托尔依旧比他刚来的时候体重重了将近二十五公斤。并且体脂率也由最开始的百分之八变成现在的百分之二十。Thereforeformerlywas similar tocraftyrabbitantelopegeneralGod of Thunder, nowis not flexible.
所以从前如同狡兔羚羊一般的雷神,现在却没有那么灵活了。After all is the mortal, the body weightare many 25kilogramisveryfatal. Shouldbe similar tocraftyrabbitsameskill, nowis similar to a porcupine of leaping is the same.
毕竟是凡人,体重多出二十五公斤还是很致命的。原本应该如同狡兔一样身手,现在却如同一头跃动的豪猪一样。AlthoughThorpromoted the limit the speed, butspeedactuallyinsufficientlyheavoidedtheseice water.
虽然托尔把速度提升到了极限,但是速度却还是不够他躲开这些冰水。
It can be said that hisupper parthas avoided the attack of majority ofice water, butmixed the ice water of ice pieceactuallyto irrigateon the Thor'sleg.
可以说他上半身躲开了大部分冰水的袭击,但是混合着冰块的冰水却浇在了托尔的腿上。Thorwithdrawsfastjuststeppedin the slipperyground, simultaneouslystepped onseveralice pieces. Thistype of friction forceextremelylowice piece, madeThorloseinstantaneouslyregarding the control of body.托尔快速退后的时候刚好踩在了湿滑的地上,同时踩到了好几个冰块。这种摩擦力极低的冰块,瞬间让托尔失去了对于身体的控制。Height1.95 m, body weight125kilogramThor of pushesgold mountainjadecolumnto be but actually ordinary, straightwas thinkingbehindto the past.
身高一米九五,体重一百二十五公斤的托尔推金山倒玉柱一般,直挺挺的就想着后面到了过去。
Similar to hugeBeastfor examplewild boaranythingtaking down was the same by the trap. Thorthrew downinstantaneouslyon the ground, andalsohas made the hugesound.
就如同一头巨大的野兽比如野猪什么的被陷阱给放倒了一样。托尔瞬间就摔倒在了地上,并且还发出了巨大的声音。ThesemayThorfallingmiserably, becausefelldirectlysitson the ground, makinghistailbonebe well-groundedfirst.
这一下可把托尔给摔惨了,因为直接摔坐在了地上,让他的尾椎骨先着地。
When at the Thorpresentbody weight, in additionthrows down the gravity acceleration. When the tailbone and hardfloorcame an intimatecontact, Thorfelt that the buttocks of oneselfsooncracked.
以托尔现在的体重,再加上摔倒时的重力加速度。当尾椎骨和坚硬的地板来了一次亲密接触的时候,托尔感觉自己的臀部快要裂了。„!” The body of mortalis very frail, endures patiently the ache the level more than the godbodydifference. Thorcannot bearsorelyexudesoneto shout loudly, hisfacial featurespress togethersoondistorted. It looks like incomparablyfunny.
“啊!”凡人的身体很脆弱,就连忍耐疼痛的水平都比神躯差很多。托尔忍不住疼的发出一声高呼,他的五官都挤在一起快要变形了。看起来无比滑稽。WhenThoris holding the oneselfhitpainfultailbonemoan, heheard a slightlaughter. Thenquickdid not have.
就在托尔扶着自己被撞的生疼的尾椎骨呻吟的时候,他听到了一声轻微的笑声。然后又很快的没了。Thorobserved the situationhereenvironment, comes after the Zone 2-Afront dooris a quitebigpublicspace.托尔环视了一下这里的环境,从2A区的大门进来以后是一个比较大的公共空间。Hereplaces a 20chairalsoto havemanycushioningprobably, not far awayalsohas a television.
这里大概摆着二十张椅子还有很多的软垫,不远处还有一台电视机。By the corridoralongcommon roomiseachsmallroom.
沿着公共休息室两旁的过道则是各个小的房间。
The room of boycompletelyinleft handcorridor, girlcompletelyinright hand. Generally speaking some people of 24hourswill perform duties.
男孩的房间全部在左手边的过道,女孩的全部在右手边。一般来说会有人二十四小时执勤。
The nursesmeet being in shiftswork, someguaranteecontinuouslypeople. HoweverThornotes, nowdoes not have the nurseto be in the hall.
护工会轮班工作,保证一直有人在。但是托尔注意到,现在并没有护工在大厅里。
The common roomdoes not have a child, thesechildreninroom?
公共休息室也没有一个孩子,难道那些孩子都在房间?As foriswhosupposestrapmatter, Thorwithcoming out that the bigtoecanthink.
至于是谁设下陷阱这种事情,托尔用大脚趾都能想的出来。Outsidelittle rascal who except thatthisgroup of vice-presidentsdo not like, but who can also? Asdissolutesalt fish, Thorhad also handledmanysimilarmattersin childhood.
除了这群副院长都不喜欢的小鬼以外,还能有谁?作为一条浪荡的咸鱼,托尔小时候也做过不少类似的事情。For examplesecretlyadmits the odorinOdin'scrown the silt, orputs a saltanythingto the dessert that in mother makes.
比如偷偷的在奥丁的王冠里放进恶臭的淤泥,或者是给母亲做的点心里多放一把盐什么的。Somearehisoneselfwantsto come out, was instigatedto domuchbyLoji. AlthoughThoris very strange,
有的是他自己想出来的,还有不少是被洛姬怂恿干出来的。虽然托尔很奇怪,Why after eachpractical jokewas held, receives the punishmentisoneself. ButLoji every timecanbe rewarded, for examplesomesmallaccessoriesorarecakedessertanything.
为什么每一次恶作剧被抓住以后,受到处罚的都是自己。而洛姬每一次都能得到奖赏,比如一些小饰品或者是蛋糕点心什么的。Howeverall thesecannot blockGod of Salt Fish the desire that continuesto make. Displayed the King of the Bratsspecial characteristicsfromsmallThor.
但是这一切都挡不住咸鱼之神持续作死的欲望。从小托尔就表现出了熊孩子之王的特质。Andbecausealsothesemattersregained a little brother, andherelatesverygoodWarriors Fourincluding the present.
并且还因为这些事情收复了一众小弟,包括现在和他关系很好的四骑士。ThereforeThorveryclearbrats does not have the lower limit.
所以托尔很明白熊孩子们作死起来是多么的没有下限。Hediedto makeveryhotbydoing of bratsbig.
他被熊孩子们的作死弄得很火大。No matterthistraptoplay tricks ononeself, toplay tricks onanyone. Hedoes not prepareto let offthisfellow.
不管这个陷阱是为了戏弄自己,还是为了戏弄谁。他都不准备放过这个家伙。Thormakes an effortis whipping the gate of eachroom, loudexclaiming: „Comes out, comes out, comes out!”托尔用力的拍打着每一个房间的门,大声的吼道:“出来,出来,出来!”Heavenshakingsound that hepats, the roaralso is very simultaneously big. salt fishignitiontimeisveryfearful.
他拍的震天响,同时吼声也很大。咸鱼发火的时候还是很可怕的。Also the common room of nobody leftstarted the gradualpersonto be many. Childrenone after anothercomes outfrom the respectiveroom.
原本还空无一人的公共休息室开始逐渐的人多了起来。孩子们鱼贯的从各自的房间里出来。
The room of welfare home, basically a personroommustbe occupied byeightchildren, girlthat sidepersonlittle, thereforelivesis quite spacious.
福利院的房间,基本上一个人房间要住八个孩子,女孩子那边人少一点,所以住的比较宽敞。In a 50child the girlonly has15, remaining35are the boys.五十个孩子中女孩只有十五个,剩下的三十五个都是男孩。Inthis50child, oldestchild14year. Not excellentare not many have 4~5. Are mosteightyears old to12yearchild.
这五十个孩子里,最大的孩子十四岁。不过人不多只有四五个。八岁到十二岁的孩子最多。Thorgatheredcompletelyallchildren the common room, no matter what, thisis the work of presentoneself.托尔将所有的孩子全部集合到了公共休息室,不管怎么说,这是现在自己的工作。Heat leastmustdo. Thereforehemadeoneto introduce oneselffirst: „IcalledThor, wasyournewnurses. Simultaneously if no accident/surprise, isyouin the managers and guardians of welfare home.”
他至少还是要做的。所以他先做了一个自我介绍:“我叫托尔,是你们的新护工。同时如果没有意外的话,也是你们在福利院的管理员和监护人。”Thorsaid after simpleprologue, has referred to an entrancebig beach/poolwater stain and ice piecespeaks of: „Veryspecialwelcome ceremony, butIdo not likevery much!”托尔说完简单的开场白后指了指门口的一大滩水渍和冰块说到:“很特别的欢迎仪式,但是我很不喜欢!”Thorstaturetallrobusthad the dignityvery much, because ofjusttrap. Hisclothes and pantswere moistened.托尔身材高壮原本是很有威严的,但是因为刚刚的陷阱。他的衣服和裤子都被打湿了。
The hairalsobumped into the waterinthrowing downbecamewet. Thismakeshisappearanceverydistressed, seemsundignified.
头发也在摔倒的时候碰到了水变得湿漉漉的。这让他的样子变得很狼狈,看上去一点都不威严。Childrensomesitonchairlooks atThor, somesitin the stallis holding the cushioning.
孩子们有的坐在椅子上看着托尔,有的坐在地摊上抱着软垫。Everybodyoneinnocentexpression, winks the bigeyeto look atThor. It looks like does not knowprobablycompletelyis a matterto be how same.
大家都一副无辜的表情,眨着大眼睛看着托尔。看起来好像完全不知道是怎么一回事一样。Disguisesnot to know! Thoris very clearthesechildrenacrobatics. HesuchdeceivedOdin'sin the past. Althougheachtimefatebyelectricitypeels a skin.
假装不知道!托尔很清楚这些孩子的把戏。他当年就是这么糊弄奥丁的。虽然每一次的下场都是被电的脱一层皮。Thor referred to having looked like the oldestboyspeaks of: „Youname. Whotoldmethis does.”托尔指了指看起来年纪最大的男孩说到:“你叫什么名字。告诉我这是谁干的。”Has a boy of golden hairto look atThorlazily, hestandsnot to stand.
一个有着一头金发的男孩懒洋洋的看着托尔,他连站起来都不想站起来。Helike thissitsin the stallholds the cushioningto speak to Thor: „Thor? Did youcallthisname? Soundslike the vikingpirate, looks likealsolikely the vikingpirate.”
他就这样坐在地摊上抱着软垫对着托尔说到:“托尔?你叫这个名字?听起来就像个维京海盗,看起来也像个维京海盗。”„Before youcome, doesn't look at the household registerwatch? The child who even/includingneedseeshasmany, namesdoes not know. You are nursereally?”
“难道你来之前都不看下花名表吗?连需要看的孩子有多少个,叫什么名字都不知道。你真的是来当护工的?”
The words that thisboyspokeare very unkind, thismakesThorthink that thismatteristhisboydoesmostly. Hepreparesto callthisboy, thenpreparesto educatehiswell. Lethimexperiencenextrunning awayAlaskato have the howfearfultime.
这个男孩说的话很刻薄,这让托尔觉得这件事多半就是这个男孩做的。他准备把这个男孩叫起来,然后准备好好的教育他一下。让他见识一下一条脱缰的阿拉斯加有多么可怕的时候。Suddenlytransmitsonealsoto have the milksoundsoundfrom the crowd of female student.
忽然从女生的人群里传来一个还带着奶声的声音。„Thor! Thor!”Thorwas attracted the attentionbythissound.
“托尔!托尔!”托尔被这个声音吸引了注意力。Heseesis a veryyoungfemale student, looks likeonly hassix -year-old appearance. Possiblyis this youngestchild.
他看到是一个很小的女生,看起来只有六岁的样子。可能是这最小的孩子。Will not participate injustpractical jokeregarding the youngfemale studentlike thisvery muchobviously, thereforeThorisin a kindly mannerspoke to her: „Whatmattermiss?”
对于这样的小女生很明显不会参与刚刚的恶作剧,所以托尔还是好声好气的对她说到:“什么事姑娘?”„YoucancallmePenny, Thor.”SmallPennyholds uponeselfto bring the babyfatsmallhand to point at the televisionto speak of: „Thor, will youcultivate/repairtelevision? At noonIwantto look atSpongeBob that broadcasts, Ihadfivedaysnot to look!”
“你可以叫我潘尼,托尔。”小潘尼举起自己带着婴儿肥的小手指着电视说到:“托尔,你会修电视吗?我想看中午播的海绵宝宝,我已经有五天没有看了!”„Eh?”Whatghostcultivates the televisionis?!
“额?”修电视是什么鬼?!Thorhas not responded,however the Pennywordshave causedonegroup of children'svoice.托尔还没有反应过来,但是潘尼的话引起了一群孩子的声浪。„Right! I must look atPowerpuff Girls!”Thisis an ageveryyoungyoungboy.
“对!我还要看飞天小女警呢!”这是一个年纪很小的小男孩。„Vampire Diariesdoes not know where developed. Iultrawantto look!”Thisis an oldfemale student.
“吸血鬼日记都不知道演到什么地方了。我超想看的!”这是一个年纪比较大的女生。„Iwantto look atMy Little Pony, My Little Pony!”Thisisanotheryoungfemale student. It looks like compared withPennyat the worstmany.
“我想看彩虹小马,彩虹小马!”这是另一个小女生。看起来比潘尼大不了多少。„Imustlook atbluearrowhero!”
“我要看蓝箭侠!”„Imustlook atyoungstercookmaster!” After thisisresolves, mustbecome the chefchild.
“我要看少年厨艺大师!”这是一个立志以后要成为大厨的孩子。
A Pennywordsstonearousesthousandoverlapping waves. Allchildrebellions. Thorwith enough timehas not even maderesponsesubmergingbythisgroup of children'svoice. Forgotincludingjustpractical joke.潘尼的话一石激起千层浪。所有的孩子都暴动了。托尔甚至都没有来得及做出反应就被这一群孩子的声音给淹没了。连刚刚的恶作剧都忘记了。Becauseallchildrenunified the slogannow, toThorloudshoutedto shout: „Repairs the television! Repairs the television! Repairs the television!”
因为所有的孩子现在都统一了口号,对着托尔大声的嚷嚷道:“修电视!修电视!修电视!”Mythis whole life, mosthatedbrat! ——bysalt fishGod of ThunderThor.
我这辈子,最恨熊孩子了!——by咸鱼雷神托尔。
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