Perhaps the entire bucket of ice water of add to have a 10 several jin (0.5 kg) weight. Dropping from the clouds time, the ice piece is rapping on the barrel wall of plastic barrel, sends out: Crash-bang crash-bang sound. 整桶的冰水加起来恐怕有十几斤的重量。从天而降的时候,冰块敲击着塑料桶的桶壁上,发出:哗啦哗啦的声音。 In fact when the pail mixes the ice water is dropping, Thor approximately felt cool feeling that the oneself top of the head has transmitted. 实际上当桶子混合着冰水下降的时候,托尔已经大致感觉到了自己头顶传来的凉意。 God of Thunder Thor goes on an expedition for many years, in fact has regarding various dangers quite sensitively. 雷神托尔征战多年,实际上对于各种危险都有相当的敏感。 He is shoving open the gate flash to feel that has not suited, then rapid pulls backward. This avoids the habit that the trap forms. 他在推开门的一刹那就感觉到了不对劲,然后迅速的向后扯。这是躲避陷阱而养成的习惯。 If God of Thunder Thor, then these step withdraws is similar to the crafty rabbit or the antelope is inevitably ordinary, swift and violent quickly. 如果是雷神托尔,那么这一步后撤必然是如同狡兔或是羚羊一般,迅猛快捷。 However Thor forgot that oneself now was not God of Thunder, he now is only salt fish. Or is swelling Alaska is not overrated. 但是托尔忘记自己现在不是雷神了,他现在只是一条咸鱼。或者说是一条肿胀的阿拉斯加也不为过。 Although original Thor was blocked divine power, but his strong body as before might be considered as mortal China outstanding existence. 原来的托尔虽然被封锁了神力,但是其强壮的身体依旧堪称是凡人中华出类拔萃的存在。 However because now wallows in fried chicken cola, the Thor's body weight rises dramatically. 但是现在因为沉迷于炸鸡可乐,托尔的体重一路飙升。 Although experienced the Li Jie Hell general losing weight training, making his body weight reduce much. 虽然经历了李杰地狱一般的减肥训练,让他的体重已经减轻了不少。 However present Thor just came the time body weight compared with him as before heavily near 25 kilogram. And 8 percent that body fat rate/lead by most is also started turns into present 20 percent. 但是现在的托尔依旧比他刚来的时候体重重了将近二十五公斤。并且体脂率也由最开始的百分之八变成现在的百分之二十。 Therefore formerly was similar to crafty rabbit antelope general God of Thunder, now is not flexible. 所以从前如同狡兔羚羊一般的雷神,现在却没有那么灵活了。 After all is the mortal, the body weight are many 25 kilogram is very fatal. Should be similar to crafty rabbit same skill, now is similar to a porcupine of leaping is the same. 毕竟是凡人,体重多出二十五公斤还是很致命的。原本应该如同狡兔一样身手,现在却如同一头跃动的豪猪一样。 Although Thor promoted the limit the speed, but speed actually insufficiently he avoided these ice water. 虽然托尔把速度提升到了极限,但是速度却还是不够他躲开这些冰水。 It can be said that his upper part has avoided the attack of majority of ice water, but mixed the ice water of ice piece actually to irrigate on the Thor's leg. 可以说他上半身躲开了大部分冰水的袭击,但是混合着冰块的冰水却浇在了托尔的腿上。 Thor withdraws fast just stepped in the slippery ground, simultaneously stepped on several ice pieces. This type of friction force extremely low ice piece, made Thor lose instantaneously regarding the control of body. 托尔快速退后的时候刚好踩在了湿滑的地上,同时踩到了好几个冰块。这种摩擦力极低的冰块,瞬间让托尔失去了对于身体的控制。 Height 1.95 m, body weight 125 kilogram Thor of pushes gold mountain jade column to be but actually ordinary, straight was thinking behind to the past. 身高一米九五,体重一百二十五公斤的托尔推金山倒玉柱一般,直挺挺的就想着后面到了过去。 Similar to huge Beast for example wild boar anything taking down was the same by the trap. Thor threw down instantaneously on the ground, and also has made the huge sound. 就如同一头巨大的野兽比如野猪什么的被陷阱给放倒了一样。托尔瞬间就摔倒在了地上,并且还发出了巨大的声音。 These may Thor falling miserably, because fell directly sits on the ground, making his tailbone be well-grounded first. 这一下可把托尔给摔惨了,因为直接摔坐在了地上,让他的尾椎骨先着地。 When at the Thor present body weight, in addition throws down the gravity acceleration. When the tailbone and hard floor came an intimate contact, Thor felt that the buttocks of oneself soon cracked. 以托尔现在的体重,再加上摔倒时的重力加速度。当尾椎骨和坚硬的地板来了一次亲密接触的时候,托尔感觉自己的臀部快要裂了。 „!” The body of mortal is very frail, endures patiently the ache the level more than the god body difference. Thor cannot bear sorely exudes one to shout loudly, his facial features press together soon distorted. It looks like incomparably funny. “啊！”凡人的身体很脆弱,就连忍耐疼痛的水平都比神躯差很多。托尔忍不住疼的发出一声高呼,他的五官都挤在一起快要变形了。看起来无比滑稽。 When Thor is holding the oneself hit painful tailbone moan, he heard a slight laughter. Then quick did not have. 就在托尔扶着自己被撞的生疼的尾椎骨呻吟的时候,他听到了一声轻微的笑声。然后又很快的没了。 Thor observed the situation here environment, comes after the Zone 2-A front door is a quite big public space. 托尔环视了一下这里的环境,从2A区的大门进来以后是一个比较大的公共空间。 Here places a 20 chair also to have many cushioning probably, not far away also has a television. 这里大概摆着二十张椅子还有很多的软垫,不远处还有一台电视机。 By the corridor along common room is each small room. 沿着公共休息室两旁的过道则是各个小的房间。 The room of boy completely in left hand corridor, girl completely in right hand. Generally speaking some people of 24 hours will perform duties. 男孩的房间全部在左手边的过道,女孩的全部在右手边。一般来说会有人二十四小时执勤。 The nurses meet being in shifts work, some guarantee continuously people. However Thor notes, now does not have the nurse to be in the hall. 护工会轮班工作,保证一直有人在。但是托尔注意到,现在并没有护工在大厅里。 The common room does not have a child, these children in room? 公共休息室也没有一个孩子,难道那些孩子都在房间？ As for is who supposes trap matter, Thor with coming out that the big toe can think. 至于是谁设下陷阱这种事情,托尔用大脚趾都能想的出来。 Outside little rascal who except that this group of vice-presidents do not like, but who can also? As dissolute salt fish, Thor had also handled many similar matters in childhood. 除了这群副院长都不喜欢的小鬼以外,还能有谁？作为一条浪荡的咸鱼,托尔小时候也做过不少类似的事情。 For example secretly admits the odor in Odin's crown the silt, or puts a salt anything to the dessert that in mother makes. 比如偷偷的在奥丁的王冠里放进恶臭的淤泥,或者是给母亲做的点心里多放一把盐什么的。 Some are his oneself wants to come out, was instigated to do much by Loji. Although Thor is very strange, 有的是他自己想出来的,还有不少是被洛姬怂恿干出来的。虽然托尔很奇怪, Why after each practical joke was held, receives the punishment is oneself. But Loji every time can be rewarded, for example some small accessories or are cake dessert anything. 为什么每一次恶作剧被抓住以后,受到处罚的都是自己。而洛姬每一次都能得到奖赏,比如一些小饰品或者是蛋糕点心什么的。 However all these cannot block God of Salt Fish the desire that continues to make. Displayed the King of the Brats special characteristics from small Thor. 但是这一切都挡不住咸鱼之神持续作死的欲望。从小托尔就表现出了熊孩子之王的特质。 And because also these matters regained a little brother, and he relates very good Warriors Four including the present. 并且还因为这些事情收复了一众小弟,包括现在和他关系很好的四骑士。 Therefore Thor very clear brats does not have the lower limit. 所以托尔很明白熊孩子们作死起来是多么的没有下限。 He died to make very hot by doing of brats big. 他被熊孩子们的作死弄得很火大。 No matter this trap to play tricks on oneself, to play tricks on anyone. He does not prepare to let off this fellow. 不管这个陷阱是为了戏弄自己,还是为了戏弄谁。他都不准备放过这个家伙。 Thor makes an effort is whipping the gate of each room, loud exclaiming: „Comes out, comes out, comes out!” 托尔用力的拍打着每一个房间的门,大声的吼道:“出来,出来,出来！” Heavenshaking sound that he pats, the roar also is very simultaneously big. salt fish ignition time is very fearful. 他拍的震天响,同时吼声也很大。咸鱼发火的时候还是很可怕的。 Also the common room of nobody left started the gradual person to be many. Children one after another comes out from the respective room. 原本还空无一人的公共休息室开始逐渐的人多了起来。孩子们鱼贯的从各自的房间里出来。 The room of welfare home, basically a person room must be occupied by eight children, girl that side person little, therefore lives is quite spacious. 福利院的房间,基本上一个人房间要住八个孩子,女孩子那边人少一点,所以住的比较宽敞。 In a 50 child the girl only has 15, remaining 35 are the boys. 五十个孩子中女孩只有十五个,剩下的三十五个都是男孩。 In this 50 child, oldest child 14 year. Not excellent are not many have 4~5. Are most eight years old to 12 year child. 这五十个孩子里,最大的孩子十四岁。不过人不多只有四五个。八岁到十二岁的孩子最多。 Thor gathered completely all children the common room, no matter what, this is the work of present oneself. 托尔将所有的孩子全部集合到了公共休息室,不管怎么说,这是现在自己的工作。 He at least must do. Therefore he made one to introduce oneself first: „I called Thor, was your new nurses. Simultaneously if no accident/surprise, is you in the managers and guardians of welfare home.” 他至少还是要做的。所以他先做了一个自我介绍:“我叫托尔,是你们的新护工。同时如果没有意外的话,也是你们在福利院的管理员和监护人。” Thor said after simple prologue, has referred to an entrance big beach/pool water stain and ice piece speaks of: „Very special welcome ceremony, but I do not like very much!” 托尔说完简单的开场白后指了指门口的一大滩水渍和冰块说到:“很特别的欢迎仪式,但是我很不喜欢！” Thor stature tall robust had the dignity very much, because of just trap. His clothes and pants were moistened. 托尔身材高壮原本是很有威严的,但是因为刚刚的陷阱。他的衣服和裤子都被打湿了。 The hair also bumped into the water in throwing down became wet. This makes his appearance very distressed, seems undignified. 头发也在摔倒的时候碰到了水变得湿漉漉的。这让他的样子变得很狼狈,看上去一点都不威严。 Children some sit on chair looks at Thor, some sit in the stall is holding the cushioning. 孩子们有的坐在椅子上看着托尔,有的坐在地摊上抱着软垫。 Everybody one innocent expression, winks the big eye to look at Thor. It looks like does not know probably completely is a matter to be how same. 大家都一副无辜的表情,眨着大眼睛看着托尔。看起来好像完全不知道是怎么一回事一样。 Disguises not to know! Thor is very clear these children acrobatics. He such deceived Odin's in the past. Although each time fate by electricity peels a skin. 假装不知道！托尔很清楚这些孩子的把戏。他当年就是这么糊弄奥丁的。虽然每一次的下场都是被电的脱一层皮。 Thor referred to having looked like the oldest boy speaks of: „You name. Who told me this does.” 托尔指了指看起来年纪最大的男孩说到:“你叫什么名字。告诉我这是谁干的。” Has a boy of golden hair to look at Thor lazily, he stands not to stand. 一个有着一头金发的男孩懒洋洋的看着托尔,他连站起来都不想站起来。 He like this sits in the stall holds the cushioning to speak to Thor: „Thor? Did you call this name? Sounds like the viking pirate, looks like also likely the viking pirate.” 他就这样坐在地摊上抱着软垫对着托尔说到:“托尔？你叫这个名字？听起来就像个维京海盗,看起来也像个维京海盗。” „Before you come, doesn't look at the household register watch? The child who even/including need sees has many, names does not know. You are nurse really?” “难道你来之前都不看下花名表吗？连需要看的孩子有多少个,叫什么名字都不知道。你真的是来当护工的？” The words that this boy spoke are very unkind, this makes Thor think that this matter is this boy does mostly. He prepares to call this boy, then prepares to educate his well. Let him experience next running away Alaska to have the how fearful time. 这个男孩说的话很刻薄,这让托尔觉得这件事多半就是这个男孩做的。他准备把这个男孩叫起来,然后准备好好的教育他一下。让他见识一下一条脱缰的阿拉斯加有多么可怕的时候。 Suddenly transmits one also to have the milk sound sound from the crowd of female student. 忽然从女生的人群里传来一个还带着奶声的声音。 „Thor! Thor!” Thor was attracted the attention by this sound. “托尔！托尔！”托尔被这个声音吸引了注意力。 He sees is a very young female student, looks like only has six -year-old appearance. Possibly is this youngest child. 他看到是一个很小的女生,看起来只有六岁的样子。可能是这最小的孩子。 Will not participate in just practical joke regarding the young female student like this very much obviously, therefore Thor is in a kindly manner spoke to her: „What matter miss?” 对于这样的小女生很明显不会参与刚刚的恶作剧,所以托尔还是好声好气的对她说到:“什么事姑娘？” „You can call me Penny, Thor.” Small Penny holds up oneself to bring the baby fat small hand to point at the television to speak of: „Thor, will you cultivate/repair television? At noon I want to look at SpongeBob that broadcasts, I had five days not to look!” “你可以叫我潘尼,托尔。”小潘尼举起自己带着婴儿肥的小手指着电视说到:“托尔,你会修电视吗？我想看中午播的海绵宝宝,我已经有五天没有看了！” „Eh?” What ghost cultivates the television is?! “额？”修电视是什么鬼？！ Thor has not responded, however the Penny words have caused one group of children's voice. 托尔还没有反应过来,但是潘尼的话引起了一群孩子的声浪。 „Right! I must look at Powerpuff Girls!” This is an age very young young boy. “对！我还要看飞天小女警呢！”这是一个年纪很小的小男孩。 „Vampire Diaries does not know where developed. I ultra want to look!” This is an old female student. “吸血鬼日记都不知道演到什么地方了。我超想看的！”这是一个年纪比较大的女生。 „I want to look at My Little Pony, My Little Pony!” This is another young female student. It looks like compared with Penny at the worst many. “我想看彩虹小马,彩虹小马！”这是另一个小女生。看起来比潘尼大不了多少。 „I must look at blue arrow hero!” “我要看蓝箭侠！” „I must look at youngster cook master!” After this is resolves, must become the chef child. “我要看少年厨艺大师！”这是一个立志以后要成为大厨的孩子。 A Penny words stone arouses thousand overlapping waves. All child rebellions. Thor with enough time has not even made response submerging by this group of children's voice. Forgot including just practical joke. 潘尼的话一石激起千层浪。所有的孩子都暴动了。托尔甚至都没有来得及做出反应就被这一群孩子的声音给淹没了。连刚刚的恶作剧都忘记了。 Because all children unified the slogan now, to Thor loud shouted to shout: „Repairs the television! Repairs the television! Repairs the television!” 因为所有的孩子现在都统一了口号,对着托尔大声的嚷嚷道:“修电视！修电视！修电视！” My this whole life, most hated brat! — — by salt fish God of Thunder Thor. 我这辈子,最恨熊孩子了！——by咸鱼雷神托尔。