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According to general diplomatic channels, a sovereign state endogenous the personnel changes of supreme leader, for example President or and so on duty carries on the change reorganization the words. Eight? One?? Article net W ≤ W ≈ W =. ≥ 8 = 1 ≈ Z ≤ W ≈. = COM 按照一般的外交程序,一个主权国家内生了最高领导人的人事变动,比如总统或者相之类的职务进行变动改组的话。八?一?中?文网W≤W≈W=.≥8=1≈Z≤W≈.=COM This country will look like the country with diplomatic relation generally, as well as other have the diplomatic work intercourse country to submit the detailed written document, various countries informed, to tell everybody should the country to carry on the new round right to alternate and replace. 该国一般都会像邦交国,以及其他有外交事务往来的国家递交详细的书面文件,对各国进行通知,告诉大家该国进行了新一轮的权利更迭与替换。 Because diplomatic event in the modern society is almost in all national everyday concerns the most important matter. today of global integration, that country does not dare saying that oneself exists independently. In most situations is the relations of mutual interdependence, I already need you, you also need me. 因为在现代社会中外交事件几乎是所有国家日常事务中最重要的一件事情。在全球一体化的今天,没有那个国家敢说自己是独立存在的。大多数情况下都是相互依存的关系,我既需要你,你也需要我。 Also this type mutually depends on each other, even said that was the relations of dependence promoted the delicate balance between great nations. Especially regarding each level great nation, is as for is only regime change of regional powerful nation will arouse the interest globally merely. 也正是这种相互依存,甚至说是依赖的关系才促进了大国之间的微妙平衡。尤其是对于每一个级大国,乃至于仅仅只是区域性强国的政权更迭都会引起全球范围内的关注。 Which different policies because the new leader mounts the stage to bring, what influence to the economic life and security of international community brings, this is the leaders, as well as many merchants need to consider. 因为新的领导人上台会带来哪些不同的政策,会对国际社会的经济生活和安全性带来什么样的影响,这都是各国领导人,以及许多商人都需要考虑的。 For example is similar Chinese , US and UK France , Russia such great nation, whenever the new leader mounts the stage, brings the brand-new leadership team or is being the cabinet time. The matter that big shots first needs to handle often is starts foreign affairs to visit. 在比如类似中美英法俄这样的大国,每当新一届的领导人上台,带着全新的领导班子或者是内阁的时候。大佬们第一件需要做的事情往往就是开始一场外务访问。 Announced the oneself manner to each country, especially those to the oneself quite important country, even if were not President such member acts, by the foreign minister or is Secretary of State and so on important foreign affairs minister processed. 对各个国家宣布自己的态度,尤其是那些对自己比较重要的国家,即便不是总统这样的一把手出面,也会由外交部长或者是国务卿之类的重要外事大臣去处理。 Naturally, modern society human relations circle has in fact divided is very explicit. Greatly state-owned great nation oneself human relations circle, for example g2o summit, g8 summit. These high-end clubs formulate are affecting the policy that entire world moves toward, but beyond the countries with any other circles will not greet. 当然了,现代社会交际圈子实际上分的很明确。大国有大国自己的交际圈,比如g2o峰会,g8峰会。这些高端俱乐部制定着影响全世界走向的政策,但是却不会和其他任何圈子外的国家打招呼。 Does not enter the human relations circle of great nation, you can only to the great nation optional competition sence, no matter has the advantage to your country, even is the fault. You either withstand, either dies. The choice is such simple and crude. 不进入大国的交际圈,你就只能任由大国随意的制定政策,不管对你的国家有没有好处,甚至是坏处。你要么承受,要么去死。选择就是这么简单粗暴。 Naturally, diplomatic work busy is these great nations, the powerful nation and level great nation. You had a look at some chief small country of West Africa to replace to comprehend several countries to care. 当然了,外交事务繁忙的都是那些大国,强国和级大国。你看看西非的某个酋长小国更换了领会有几个国家在意的吗。 But regarding Tuvalu, they could not even have compared the West African backward small country! Because at least these countries every year can also attain the reliefs of total several 10 billion USD from United Nations. But United Nations has not given the Tuvalu one cent. 而对于图瓦卢来说,他们甚至还比不上西非落后的小国!因为至少这些国家每年还能从联合国拿到总数几百亿美元的救济。而联合国可是从来没有给过图瓦卢一分钱。 However no matter diplomatic form is what kind, but the diplomatic compound needs to do. Because only then you have presented the credentials, and after opposite party duplicate also diplomatic credentials, this is your regime change is legitimate, is the world acknowledges. 不过不管外交形式怎么样,但是外交辞令是需要做的。因为只有你递交了国书,并且对方复还了外交国书之后,这才算你的政权更迭是合法的,是全球承认的。 Why does Kitty think of every means to make this kind of small country? Is settles on Tuvalu is global acknowledgment the status in sovereign state . Moreover the country small to has not had the feeling. 凯蒂费尽心机为什么要弄这样一个小国?就是看中图瓦卢是个全球承认的主权国家的这一身份,而且国家小到没有存在感。 Kitty was praying at heart silently smoothly all. Now the entire plan has carried on the final committed step, so long as this has closed, then the matter of mutant founding a nation will be settled! 凯蒂在心里默默的祈祷着一切顺利。现在整个计划已经进行到了最后的关键步骤,只要这一关过了,那么变种人立国之事就将板上钉钉! .............................. ………………………… Britain Downing Street, here is an entire Britain richest famed reputation street. Because here is the center of Britain political rights, particularly the Downing Street 1 o number, is Britain official mansion. 英国唐宁街,这里是全英国最富盛名的一条街道。因为这里是英国政治权利的中心,尤其是唐宁街1o号,更是英国相的官邸。 A leader as great nation, Britain is very busy. Every day has the innumerable matters to wait for processing, how regardless of the outside appraises Britain is Europe stirs the excrement stick, however Britain actually never like this thinks. 作为一个大国的领导人,英国相是很忙碌的。每天都有无数的事情等着处理,不论外界如何评价英国为欧洲搅屎棍,但是英国的相却从不这样认为。 European Union originally because European debt crisis borders on the problem solving, later Britain escapes the European event is makes European Union have one misfortune after another. But recently Britain was drawing France and Germany has gone round the European Space Agency, the three countries collaborated to make a new space agency, for the production program of Moon Helium-3. 欧盟原本就因为欧债危机濒临解题,之后的英国脱欧事件更是让欧盟雪上加霜。而最近英国更是拉着法国德国绕开了欧洲航天局,三国联手弄了一个新航天局,为了月球氦-3的开采计划。 Hence European Union in fact started to disintegrate in the interior, the European integration process announced the failure. Present European Union strives to maintain merely. When France and Germany these two European Union the most important members start to the European Union disunity, you also counted on that what future this alliance does have? Especially also one crowd in European Union closes right up against the fellow who the European Union benefits is gluttonous and lazy, for example Greece anything. 至此欧盟实际上在内部已经开始解体,欧洲一体化进程宣布失败。现在的欧盟仅仅只是勉力维持而已。当法国德国这两个欧盟内部最重要的成员都开始对欧盟离心离德的时候,你还指望这个联盟有什么前途呢?尤其是在欧盟内部还有一群靠着欧盟福利好吃懒做的家伙,比如希腊什么的。 Present Britain is busy with the leadership of France and Germany the teleconference. Because takes Latveria to start to rise as main New Eastern Europe Union. This made the three countries start to have some senses of urgency. Britain proposed the UK , France and Germany Britain composition strategic alliances. 现在的英国相正在忙着和法国德国的领导开电话会议。因为以拉脱维利亚为主体的新东欧联盟开始崛起。这让三国开始有了一些紧迫感。英国相提议英法德三国英国组成战略同盟。 But at this time, Tuvalu's diplomatic correspondence has delivered to the Britain Ministry of Foreign Affairs officially. According to the truth, a country leader changes this important matter, should glance personally. However the special commissioners of Ministry of Foreign Affairs swept a Tuvalu's name to open the mouth saying: Tuvalu? Where is this? Their did President change?” 而在这时,图瓦卢的外交文书正式送到了英国外交部。按道理,一国领导人变更这种大事,相是应该亲自过目的。但是外交部的专员只是扫了一眼图瓦卢的名字就开口说道:“图瓦卢?这是什么地方?他们的总统更替了?” Good, the existence feeling continually specialized diplomats in this country for a while cannot even think. After having other special commissioners to peruse the material, replied: In Pacific Ocean a small country of population insufficient 12,000 person, the 2030 year must submerge probably.” 好吧,这个国家的存在感甚至连专业的外交人员一时都想不起来。还是有其他的专员翻了资料以后才回答道:“太平洋上一个人口不足一万两千人的小国,大概2o3o年就要沉没了。” Hears such reply, the special commissioner who is responsible for processing this diplomatic credentials turned a supercilious look: Submits the foreign affairs transmission section, will congratulate this country to select outstanding President according to the official language appropriate to the occasion, own country believes with the sincere enthusiasm, Tuvalu will welcome the magnificent future under receiving as agent for somebody else of new President.” 听到这样的回答,负责处理这封外交国书的专员翻了一个白眼:“递交外务传达部,按照官方辞令祝贺该国选出一名优秀的总统,本国将会以诚挚的热情相信,图瓦卢在新总统的代领下迎来辉煌的未来。” Un, this special commissioner President name does not want to look that gives to lose to processes the ministries of foreign affairs of these matters to go specially. He only needs to do a material to file away this matter, then gave the foreign minister to look at one on the line. 嗯,这个专员连总统的名字都不想看一眼就给丢到专门处理这些事的外务部去。他只需要把这件事做个资料归档,然后交给外交大臣看一眼就行了。 Does the minor matter of this type of goose bumps also deliver to Downing Street? Is this waits to truncate oneself? 这种鸡毛蒜皮的小事还送到唐宁街?这是等着相来削自己吗? .................. ……………… But in US, the assistants in Secretary of State office also received the same document. Enters one of the duty vice- Secretary of State assistants newly, was just big student that graduated from Yale university, the first share work of his very easy oneself life can arrive at White House to work. 而在美国,国务卿办公室的助手们也收到了相同的文件。新入职的副国务卿助手之一,是个刚刚从耶鲁大学毕业的大学生,他很容易自己人生的第一份工作就能到白宫来工作。 This may admires good work regarding other schoolmates. Therefore this named Bob young people do is very earnest. For example now he extremely serious took Tuvalu to present the credentials that to sound the front door of vice- Secretary of State office. 这对于其他同学来说可都是艳羡不已的好工作啊。所以这个名叫鲍勃的年轻人干的很认真。比如现在他就万分郑重的拿着图瓦卢递交的国书敲响了副国务卿办公室的大门。 Come.” The vice- Secretary of State tone is very consistently polite, to subordinate to boss, this is his individual self-control. Vice- Secretary of State quick 60, this estimate is this whole life can crawl to the highest position. He was content now, person cannot be too greedy. “请进。”副国务卿的语气一向很有礼貌,不论是对下属还是对上司,这是他的个人涵养。副国务卿已经快六十了,这估计是他这辈子能爬到最高的位置了。他现在已经知足了,人不能太贪心。 Now he has not been concerned for some small successes and failures in right, then starts to think trains the next generation in oneself household. For example at present this young people, Bob is his table nephew. He saw this young people at a household meeting, young, the eminent in Yale university. 现在他已经不太计较在权利上的一些微小得失了,转而开始想着培养自己家族内的下一辈。比如眼前这个年轻人,鲍勃是他的表外甥。他在一次家族聚会上看见了这个年轻人,年纪轻轻,耶鲁大学中的翘楚。 Vice- Secretary of State mister got up has cultivated his thought that this old gentleman is also thinking built a political family oneself household. Bumps into has the potential young people he not to train parsimoniously. Therefore Bob can become one of the vice- Secretary of State assistants in the situation that just university graduated. 国务卿先生起了栽培他的念头,这位老先生也想着把自己家族打造成一个政治世家。碰到有潜力的年轻人他不会吝啬培养。所以鲍勃才能在刚刚大学毕业的情况下就成为副国务卿的助手之一。 Is following other assistants and secretaries studies the politics, regarding him is the rare opportunity. 跟随着其他的助手和秘书学习政治,对于他来说是难得的机会。 Secretary of State mister, here has diplomatic credentials. About Tuvalu regime change note diplomatique.” Bob when Secretary of State not on the scene, will not always call as the title vice- Secretary of State, he always careful that vice- character removing. 国务卿先生,这里有一封外交国书。是关于图瓦卢政权更迭所来的外交照会。”鲍勃在正国务卿不在场的时候,从来都不会将副国务卿作为头衔称呼出来,他总是会细心的将那个副字给去掉。 Secretary of State received document eyebrow that Bob has handed over to wrinkle, seemed pondering where Tuvalu was, then he suddenly thinks. President before this country scolded US to represent at the United Nations congress, but also be please left the conference scene. 国务卿接过了鲍勃递来的文件眉头皱了一下,似乎在思考图瓦卢是什么地方,然后他忽然想到了。这个国家之前的总统联合国大会上骂过美国代表来着,还被请离了会议现场。 Looks on the table this document, Secretary of State mister simply has not read, he smiled said to Bob: You know Tuvalu this country, only then big code?” 看着桌上这份文件,国务卿先生根本没有翻看的,他只是笑了笑的对鲍勃说:“你知道图瓦卢这个国家只有多大码?” 26 square kilometer, mister.” It looks like Bob has done the schoolwork. 二十六平方公里,先生。”看起来鲍勃是做过功课的。 Population?” “人口呢?” 11,000 odd/surplus people, mister.” 一万一千余人,先生。” Hears Bob giving answers readily Secretary of State to be somewhat helpless, this young later generation, the person is very intelligent, but actually also insufficiently flexible is sometimes accommodating, this is also the part that he needs to train. 听到鲍勃的对答如流国务卿有些无奈,这个年轻的后辈,人是挺聪明的但是有的时候却还不够灵活变通,这也是他需要调教的部分。 „A population 11,000 person, the land area does not arrive in a 26 square kilometer small country, you think that worth lets Secretary of State, even is US President spends 10 several minutes, even a half is hour glances over their diplomatic documents, then giving the reply that they an own handwriting write?” “一个人口一万一千人,国土面积不到二十六平方公里的小国,你认为值得让一个国务卿,甚至是美国总统几分钟,甚至半个小时来浏览他们的外交文件,然后在给他们一个亲笔写的回复吗?” Bob appears some hesitations: But mister, this is a sovereign state.” 鲍勃显得有些踌躇:“可是先生,这是一个主权国家。” Secretary of State mister shook the head: This unimportant Bob, only if he is Monaco or is Vatican. Otherwise, this small country is insignificant. Remembers Bob, assistant in the work is helps the boss share the work load, but does not increase the work load.” 国务卿先生摇了摇头:“这不重要鲍勃,除非他是摩纳哥或者是梵蒂冈。否则的话,这种小国根本无足轻重。记住鲍勃,在工作上助手是帮助上司分担工作量而不是增加工作量的。” Bob remembers these words immediately, teaching by personal example of Secretary of State came the knowledge that in any university books learns is more important. 鲍勃立刻记住了这句话,国务卿的言传身教比任何大学书本中学到的知识来的更加重要。 Therefore, this matter doesn't need to officially inform other President and people?” Bob asked one. “所以,这件事也不需要知会总统和其他人吗?”鲍勃问了一句。 Vice- Secretary of State shook the head: Does not need, you look for a standard diplomatic compound to go back. Is similar congratulates the right of this country new generation successfully to complete to US alternately, expected that the new leader leads Tuvalu to move toward the new magnificence. Diplomatic compound so forth was good.” Why this diplomatic compound and Britain looks like? 国务卿摇了摇头:“不需要,你找一份标准的外交辞令回去。类似于美国祝贺该国新一代的权利交替顺利完成,期望新的领导人带领图瓦卢走向新的辉煌。诸如此类的外交辞令就好了。”为什么这一份外交辞令和英国的那么像? Vice- Secretary of State stood up to reorganize the clothing: Bob you need to study also has. A while you help me arrange afternoon vehicle item first, I and President must participate in boy scout biscuit charity bazaar that Washington 10 several elementary schools unite in the afternoon. When this matter processed, you were making Tuvalu this matter.” 国务卿站起身来整理了一下服装:“鲍勃你需要学的还有很多。等会儿你先帮我安排下午的用车事项,我和总统下午要参加华盛顿几个小学联合的童子军的饼干义卖活动。等这件事处理好了,你在弄图瓦卢这件事。” From beginning to end vice- Secretary of State has not read Tuvalu's diplomatic correspondence one eyes. Because the diplomatic correspondence in these small countries are stereotyped, without any value. Most trades law to poor-mouth, wants the foreign exchange to aid to the great nation. These matters he sees were many, now looked continually a mood owes to present. 由始至终副国务卿都没有翻看图瓦卢的外交文书一眼。因为这些小国的外交文书千篇一律,没有任何价值。最多就是换着法哭穷,向大国要外汇援助。这些事情他见的多了,现在连看一眼的心情都欠奉。 Moreover compared with Tuvalu, Washington boy scout biscuit charity bazaar important many! 而且比起图瓦卢来说,华盛顿童子军的饼干义卖活动来的重要的多! ............ ………… Not is only US and Britain, including France, China, Russia. Almost all by country of Tuvalu note diplomatique was looked does not look at diplomatic compound one of the country, they treat as this country completely do not exist to be the same. 不光是美国英国,包括法国,中国,俄国。几乎所有被图瓦卢外交照会的国家都看都不看这个国家的外交辞令一眼,他们完全将这个国家当做不存在一样。 But the diplomacy of all countries write in reply are the stereotyped congratulation new round right take turn, Balla Balla's idle talk. Looked that simply has wanted to spit. 而所有国家的外交回函则都是千篇一律的祝贺新一轮的权利交替,巴拉巴拉的废话。看多了简直想吐。 However regarding Kitty and the others, this is the best result! Because in this moment, was equal to that these were acknowledged the validity of Tuvalu new political power by the country of note diplomatique. Perhaps they simply have not noted, Tuvalu's new President is the Kitty 17 year young girl. 但是对于凯蒂等人来说,这就是最好的结果!因为在这一刻,等于这些被外交照会的国家都承认了图瓦卢新政权的合法性。也许他们根本没有注意到,图瓦卢的新任总统是一个名叫凯蒂十七岁少女。 But looks at all Remy actually silent smiling in nearby cold vision: Charles, you and Magneto heart so are always big. Is always thinking one time on change entire world. Moreover the thing that every time ponders are too many, the worry are also too many.” 而在一旁冷眼光看着一切的雷米却无声的笑了笑:“查尔斯,你和万磁王总是心那么大。总想着一次性就改变全世界。而且每一次都思考的东西都太多,顾虑也太多。” You two have not thought is similar to this young girl starts from the details equally, handles some genuine practical matters. The way that this time, this crowd of head heat find to come out was realized by this group of children unexpectedly.” Gambit Remy is also very helpless shaking the head. “你们两个没有想过如同这个少女一样从细微处开始着手,做一些真正实干的事情。这一次,这群脑袋一热想出来的办法居然被这群孩子实现了。”牌皇雷米也是很无奈的摇摇头。 He thought that was the time makes a phone call to pass to Charles, preliminary these matter these children possibly can also cope. However Remy knows, founds a nation this matter, true difficult also in behind. 他觉得是时候给查尔斯打一个电话过去了,前期的这些事情这些孩子可能还能对付。但是雷米知道,建国这档子事,真正困难的还在后面呢。 A head is not intelligent enough, and has the person of strength and rallying point is backing-up truly in the back, only closes right up against doggedly sincere of one group of young people, then likely meeting broken blood stream. 没有一个脑袋足够聪明,而且真正有实力和号召力的人在背后撑着,只靠着一群年轻人的一腔热血,那么很可能碰个头破血流啊。 .................. ……………… New York, Li Jie received the information that Charles came is 3 : 00 o'clock at night, he complained: „Isn't old person sleeping quality so good?” 纽约,李杰接到查尔斯来的信息已经是午夜三点了,他抱怨到:“年纪大的人睡觉质量就这么不好吗?” Charles does not have the mood and Li Jie cracks a joke, he was only said simply a few words directly thoroughly awoke with a start Li Jie: My student Kitty has established a legitimate sovereign state in Pacific Ocean!” 查尔斯没有心情和李杰开玩笑,他只是简单的说了一句话就直接将李杰彻底吓醒:“我的学生凯蒂在太平洋建立了一个合法的主权国家!”
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