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#67: Whose starved to death has calculated

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? „Hungry!” Li Jie continues by the 40 decibel is yelling ‚loud’. However does not have anybody to reply, now what because Lan is asking the oneself two masters to do everything possible is the Li Jie present situation revenges. But Thor was seeks to solve Serpent's JIALI. ?“饿！”李杰持续以四十分贝的‘高声’喊叫着。但是却没有任何人来应答,因为岚现在正在找自己的两个师傅来想方设法的为李杰现在的情况报仇。而托尔呢则是去寻找能够解决大蛇的嘉丽去了。 Should take care of the Li Jie's Illuminati big shots because in turn also the hammer of present pardoned crime was taken away, therefore all entered the level 1 alert posture. Everybody is very busy, therefore everybody also Li Jie forgetting. Because everybody is thinking a big live person will not be urinated feeling stifled. Also Li Jie by lazy hammer controlling, did not say like Dr. Banner changes the body became Green Giant Hulk, then becomes the life cannot take care of oneself. Li Jie can take care of oneself, he is used together the hammer to hit Heroes of the Storm to complete, what he also has unable to achieve? 原本应该是轮流照顾李杰的光照会大佬们也因为现在原罪之锤被拿走了,所以全都进入了一级战备状态。大家都很忙,所以呢大家也都把李杰给忘记了。因为大家都想着一个大活人怎么也不会被尿给憋死吧。再说了李杰只是被懒惰之锤给控制了,又不是说像班纳博士一样变身成为了绿巨人浩克,然后变得生活不能自理。李杰还是可以自理的嘛,他连用锤子打风暴英雄都能完成,他还有什么做不到的呢？ Looks that Li Jie's situation feeling and Thor are similar, looks at Thor every day besides eating and drinking extravagantly, actually does not have any very special place. It looks like this hammer can control with willpower, regarding the Li Jie's willpower big shots may be very confident. Thought Li Jie this aspect does is also good. 看着李杰的情况感觉和托尔差不多啊,看托尔现在每天除了大吃大喝以外,其实也没有什么很特别的地方啊。看起来这锤子是可以用意志力来控制住的,对于李杰的意志力大佬们可都是很有信心的。觉得李杰这方面做的也非常不错。 Therefore the Illuminati big shots have also neglected by lazy hammer Li Jie of taking possession. They thought that Li Jie can rely on the oneself outstanding self-control to defeat lazily. 所以光照会的大佬们也就忽略了被懒惰之锤的附身的李杰了。他们都觉得李杰可以凭借着自己优秀的自制力来战胜懒惰。 Actually they estimate truly right, Li Jie truly relied on the oneself strong self-control to defeat lazily. Because he already continuously with the 40 decibel ‚cried out loud’ several times: „Hungry!” 其实他们估算的确实没错,李杰确实是凭借着自己超强的自制力战胜了懒惰。因为他已经连续的用四十分贝的‘高声呐喊’了好几次:“饿！” Li Jie lies on the bed almost collapses, because he had the 48 hour not to eat the thing. Had big cola of 1.5 rises attire one bottle of Thor buy also to be drunk up in his bedside now. Present Li Jie thought that oneself whole body is lacking energy, he needs many energy to take to make oneself go on living. 李杰躺在床上几乎虚脱,因为他已经有四十八个小时没有吃东西了。原本在他的床边有一瓶托尔买回来的1.5升装的大可乐现在也被喝完了。现在的李杰觉得自己全身上下都在缺少能量,他需要更多的能量摄入来让自己活下去。 However he actually complete does not want. Also does not want to get out of bed does not want to prepare food does not even want to telephone a meal, because telephoned a meal to be too tired, but he plays the game unable to alleviate the oneself hunger now. Therefore Li Jie can only hoping to repose on the oneself hammer. Does not take any effort in the brain neutralization hammer with the ideological communication fortunately, otherwise Li Jie possibly continually and hammer communication was disinclined to do. 但是他却完全的不想要动。既不想起床也不想做饭甚至不想打电话点餐,因为打电话点餐太累了,但是他现在就连打游戏都不能缓解自己的饥饿了。所以李杰只能把希望寄托于自己的锤子上了。还好在大脑中和锤子用思想沟通不费什么力气,不然李杰可能连和锤子沟通都懒得做了。 Li Jie: Goes to buy a food for me. 李杰:去给我买个饭。 Hammer: Does not go. 锤子:不去。 Li Jie: I was hungry. 李杰:我饿了。 Hammer: No matter my matter. 锤子:不管我的事。 Li Jie: I am your owner! 李杰:我是你的主人！ Hammer: I do not have such lazy owner! 锤子:我没这么懒惰的主人！ Li Jie: Makes clear your oneself status, you are the lazy hammer! 李杰:搞清楚你自己的身份,你就是懒惰之锤！ Hammer: However my owner should be disseminates lazy and is not a oneself being disinclined resembles stupid pig! 锤子:但是我的主人应该是去散播懒惰而不是自己懒得像一条蠢猪！ Li Jie: Goes, goes. Did not go to your owner I to starve to death. Do you want to make a homeless hammer? Knows wild dog that roams about? That is very pitiful. Wild hammer that you also want to make vagrant? 李杰:去吧,去吧。再不去你主人我就要饿死了。难道你想要做一个无家可归的锤子？知道流浪的野狗嘛？那很可怜的。难道你也想要做一只流浪的野锤？ Hammer: Shut up! I was made to not to take care of you defecate to draw the urine, helping you play the game to cheat, even helps you buy to go! 锤子:闭嘴！我被制造出来不是为了照顾你拉屎拉尿,帮你打游戏作弊,甚至去帮你买外卖的！ Li Jie: No, this is the significance that you were made. Therefore accepts fate. 李杰:不,这就是你被制造出来的意义。所以认命吧。 Hammer: No! I am not! 锤子:不！我才不是！ Li Jie: Aha, this is not the words of your fate, then what is your fate? Must know, since has chosen my such owner, then already should guess correctly that was what consequence. Helps lazy owner handle various matters should not with normal? 李杰:啊哈,这不是你的宿命的话,那么什么才是你的宿命？要知道既然选择了我这样的主人,那么早就该猜到是什么样的后果了。帮懒惰的主人做各种事情不都是应该和正常的吗？ Hammer: I do not want, I reject! I should disseminate the lazy mood and atmosphere in this world. It looks like my several other brothers is the same. 锤子:我不要,我拒绝！我原本应该是在这世上传播懒惰的情绪和气氛的。就像是我的其他几个兄弟一样。 Li Jie: Your brothers? Which? 李杰:哦,你的兄弟？哪些？ Hammer: Angry, greedy, gluttony, lust, envy, arrogant. 锤子:愤怒,贪婪,饕餮,色欲,嫉妒,傲慢。 Li Jie:, Therefore. What do your brothers prepare to make? Disseminates seven big crimes? 李杰:哦哦哦,所以呢。你们这些兄弟都是准备做什么的？传播七大罪？ Hammer: Right! We should disseminate seven big crimes. Let seven big crimes fill the world! However in my actually booth you such awful revering. On your lazy another world all swine feel ashamed. 锤子:没错！我们原本都应该去传播七大罪。让七大罪弥漫人间！但是我却摊上了你这么糟糕的一个尊者。你的懒惰另世界上所有的猪猡都感到羞愧。 Li Jie: Overpraised, therefore you can go to buy the food for me now? 李杰:过奖过奖,所以你现在可以去给我买饭了吗？ Hammer: No! 锤子:不！ Li Jie: You will obtain starving to death owner. 李杰:那你将会得到一个饿死的主人。 Hammer: Has starved to death just. Such I can relieve binding, then seeks for another new owner. Then starts the lazy raging tide. 锤子:饿死了刚好。那样我就能解除绑定,然后去寻找另一个新的主人。然后掀起懒惰的狂潮。 Li Jie: You may really be very dedicated. Why? Let entire world change lazy you so is happy happily? 李杰:你可真的是很执着啊。为什么？让全世界变懒你就这么开心高兴吗？ Hammer: This is my mission, our brothers must disseminate these desires then to make these negative mood energy rise. 锤子:这是我的使命,我们兄弟要传播这些欲望然后才能让这些负面情绪能量上扬。 Li Jie: Meaningless! 李杰:毫无意义啊！ Hammer: No, this is meaningful! We want ruin world. 锤子:不,这就是有意义的！我们要毁灭世界。 Li Jie: Kills one another by humankind? 李杰:靠人类自相残杀？ Hammer: No, this was only to sacrifice one small some people, then saved more people. 锤子:不,这只是为了牺牲一小部分人,然后拯救更多的人。 Li Jie: Said? 李杰:哦,怎么说？ Hammer: This world will perish finally. But if all negative mood all centralized in 1 : 00, then by ruin, only then that point. 锤子:这个世界终将灭亡。但是如果将所有的负面情绪全都集中在一点上,那么被毁灭的只有那一个点而已。 Li Jie: Was this sacrificed empirical ego to save greatly me? 李杰:哦,这就是牺牲小我拯救大我？ Hammer: Yes! 锤子:是的！ Li Jie: Is your head! Makes your people are the brain is remnant? 李杰:是你个头啊！制造你们的人是脑残吗？ Hammer: The brain non- brain was remnant you not to need to care, you are starving in any case. 锤子:脑不脑残你不用关心了,反正你都快饿死了。 Li Jie:...... Are you want to visit me to starve to death helplessly? 李杰:……你就是想要眼睁睁的看着我饿死吗？ Hammer: Un! 锤子:嗯！ Li Jie:...... However I not! 李杰:……但是我偏不！ Hammer: You stand. So long as you dare to move, you lazily will disseminate. You were diligent, must on lazy the aura you sending out to disseminate to other people. I want to visit you to move actually very much. Come! 锤子:那你站起来啊。你只要敢动,你就会把懒惰传播出去。你勤快了,就必须要把你身上懒惰的气息给散发出去传播给他人。我倒是很想看着你动起来。来啊！ Li Jie:! You and make your person are really very sinister! 李杰:哇！你和制造你的人真的是很阴险啊！ Li Jie finally understood now, originally the hammers of these seven big crimes really not for big shots private ordering of Illuminati. But is another bigger plot, but now oneself is actually not able to tell this plot to other people. Actually the Illuminati big shots are helping this world keep off the spear/gun. 李杰现在终于明白了,原来这七大罪的锤子真的不是为了光照会的大佬们私人订制的。而是另外有一个更大的阴谋,而现在自己却无法将这个阴谋告诉给他人。其实光照会的大佬们都是在帮这个世界挡枪。 Green Giant undertook this world's to be angry, Thor undertook this world's to guzzle, but oneself undertook this world's to be lazy. Therefore from another perspective, oneself has saved world once again! How however the biggest problem is the present should be able the information transmit. 绿巨人承担了这个世界的愤怒,托尔承担了这个世界的暴食,而自己承担了这个世界的懒惰。所以从另外一个角度来说,自己又一次拯救了世界啊！但是最大的问题是现在该如何才能把消息传递出去。 The oneself key diligent words lazily will disseminate! Can oneself such do as superhero? Li Jie thought that what oneself should to make to inform other people, but can oneself do now? 自己钥匙勤快的话就会把懒惰传播出去啊！自己作为一个超级英雄怎么能这么做？李杰觉得自己应该要做些什么去通知其他人,但是现在自己能怎么做呢？ Li Jie has thought quite a while he can only think of means finally. He can only summon oneself Thunder Blade also to have Loji to give oneself whole body God of Thunder war armor. Is good because of these is artifact, can dress automatically. It looks like in the Saint warrior wears the vestment to be the same. The present Li Jie only beam energy spread sent out oneself God of Thunder aura to attract the Illuminati big shots to pay attention to oneself. 李杰想了半天他最后只能想到一个办法。他只能召唤出自己的雷刀还有洛姬送给自己的全身雷神战甲。好在这些是神器,能自动穿戴。就像是圣斗士里面穿圣衣一样。现在的李杰只能散发出自己身上的雷神气息来吸引光照会的大佬们注意自己了。
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