DTYWIWMS :: Volume #11

#60: Thor!!!

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? „.” Lan went home unable to bear stretch oneself. Because helps Li Jie look up background of these hammers, she these days is very laboriously and is also very tired. ?“累死了。”岚一回到家中就忍不住伸了个懒腰。因为帮李杰查这些锤子的来历,她这段时间可是非常辛苦而且也很累。 If in the final analysis is not because Li Jie is the oneself husband, Lan is not willing to do this matter. She likes peacefully finds a place to treat is then studying anything. 说到底如果不是因为李杰是自己丈夫的话,岚才不愿意做这件事呢。她更喜欢安静的找个地方待着然后读读书什么的。 However investigates background of these hammers to be related with Serpent, Lan must this matter and Li Jie chatting well. Because also has a Serpent's hammer in the seabed of Arctic Ocean. Also does not know that these Asgard's gods are sick, always likes throwing the scrap on Earth. For example Serpent's hammer, for example these seven hammers, for example oneself JIALI's that Alaska anything. 不过探查到这些锤子的来历和大蛇有关,岚还是必须要把这件事和李杰好好的谈谈的。因为在北冰洋的海底还有一个大蛇的锤子呢。也不知道这些阿斯嘉德的神是不是有病,总喜欢在地球上丢废品。比如说大蛇的锤子,比如说这七把锤子,比如说自己嘉丽的那条阿拉斯加什么的。 These scraps process are very troublesome! Lan thinks to think has a headache very much, therefore the matter of this headache gives the oneself dear husband to process. He handles these matters to be specially adept, will not want the oneself output opposite party to be defeated. 这些废品处理起来可是很麻烦的呢！岚想一想就觉得很头疼,所以这种头疼的事情还是交给自己亲爱的老公去处理吧。他处理这些事情特别拿手,都不要自己出力对方就会被打败的。 The oneself husband is reliable, can always solve various matters charming, will also prepare food very much is very gentle is very just. Moreover specially charming, said oneself married him actually for these years was very good. However can have a child? Lan is still puzzling for this matter. Because having a child after their freedom basically did not have. 还是自己的丈夫可靠呢,总能帅气的解决各种事情,还很会做饭还很温柔还很正义。而且还特别的帅气,说起来自己嫁给他其实这几年过的还很不错呢。不过要不要生孩子呢？岚还在为这个事情困扰。因为生了孩子之后两人的自由就基本没有了。 Has a look at Tony Stark! Since the daughter was born, he turned into a full-time dad. Iron Man Armor that various types lead the child every year renewal anything. 看看托尼-斯塔克吧！自从女儿出生之后他就变成了一个全职奶爸了。各种带孩子的钢铁战甲每年更新换代什么的。 If had a child with Li Jie, it is estimated that two people life will also turn revolves around child. This cannot say that is not good, but always thought that oneself two people have not enjoyed to suffice two people world probably. 要是和李杰生了孩子的话,估计两人的生活也会变成围着孩子转啊。这样也不能说是不好,但是总觉得自己两人好像还没有享受够两人世界。 „No! It is not right! It is not two people world!” Lan thinks here time has pressed firmly between the fingers the small fist, she a little repugnant saying: „In our family/home is also placing one from Asgard's eldest prince. Aiya! Was troubles. Why does Asgard like throwing toward Earth all trash?! Strongly condemned their procedures. Earth that makes is the Asgard's garbage dump is probably same.” “不！不对！不是两人世界！”岚想到这里的时候捏住了小拳头,她有点讨厌的说道:“我们家里还寄养着一条来自阿斯嘉德的大王子。哎呀!真的是麻烦死了。为什么阿斯嘉德喜欢把所有的垃圾都往地球丢呢？！真的是强烈谴责他们的这种做法。弄的地球好像是阿斯嘉德的垃圾场一样。” „This time must talk clearly with Jay, must this lump of greatly spicy chicken cleaning up.” Lan is thinking, simultaneously passes through oneself the swimming pool and garden then turn toward her and Li Jie's bedroom walk. “这次要和杰说清楚,一定要把这坨大辣鸡给清理掉去。”岚这么想着,同时穿过自己啊的泳池和花园然后一路向着她和李杰的卧室走去。 „Well? How haven't these many going boxes cleaned up?” Lan discovered in the family/home to have many going boxes, moreover was the food of high quantity of heat/calories. “咦？怎么这么多的外卖盒没有清理？”岚发现了家里有很多的外卖盒,而且都是高热量的食品。 Lan thinks: „, Should eat to Thor. Was, every day prepared food from the Asgard's big fatty to this is also terrible business. Especially he also overeats and overdrinks now, every day must make that many food, Jay is very definitely tired. Therefore bought went, must take care of this fatty is very definitely tired. Has no free time to throw the trash.” 岚想了想:“哦,应该是给托尔吃的。是了,每天给这个来自阿斯加德的大胖子做饭也是个麻烦事。尤其是他现在还暴饮暴食,每天要做那么多饭,杰肯定很累。所以买了很多外卖,要照顾这个胖子肯定很累。都没空去丢垃圾。” Lan was saying these words time simultaneously hit a sound to refer, these trash vanished in directly same place, then appear in the New York City refuse reclamation center. 岚说着这些话的时候同时打了个响指,这些垃圾直接消失在原地,然后出现在纽约市的垃圾回收中心。 „Aiya, is quite tired. Needs Jay to help me massage the waist and leg, then I am sleeping.” Lan hammered has hammered her slender waist long leg, then has opened her and Li Jie bedroom the front door. “哎呀,好累。需要杰帮我按摩一下腰和腿,然后我在睡一觉。”岚锤了锤她的细腰长腿,然后推开了她和李杰卧室的大门。 Then she saw life influential picture of one in the future to her. Sees only in her bedroom, fat becomes ball Thor is carrying the 15 inch iron plate big pizza and cherry cola of one rise attire is feeding on the bed a chubby fellow. 接着她就看见了一个对她往后人生都极具冲击力的画面。只见在她的卧室里,胖成一球的托尔正端着十五寸的铁盘大披萨和一升装的樱桃可乐喂食着床上一个胖乎乎的家伙。 That fellow on bed seems on a very lazy appearance, slantingly by, in bed upper eyelids slightly looks «lonely gourmand 11th season special edition that in the television is new: Goro business trip Moon». 床上的那个家伙看上去就一副非常懒惰的模样,斜靠在床上眼皮微张的看着电视机里新出的《孤独的美食家第十一季特别版:五郎出差月球篇》。 His gearing is disinclined, the cola jar places side, a frequently straw arrives directly in the mouth of fat fellow, so long as he opens mouth to drink cola. 他连动都懒得动一下,可乐的瓶子放在旁边,一根常常的吸管直接抵在胖家伙的嘴边,只要他一张嘴就能喝到可乐。 But eats the thing is also same, puts out a hand to touch the pizza obviously, the desire that but he puts out a hand does not have. He opens mouth to wait for Thor to deliver to the mouth of oneself the pizza. Then he in worn out start chewing. 而吃东西也是一样,明明伸手就可以摸到披萨,但是他连伸手的欲望都没有。他只是张着嘴等着托尔把披萨送到自己的嘴里。然后他在有气无力的开始咀嚼。 Day! Is this Thor the altitude of what charity from bringing favors the vegetable?! Lan was shocked, suspected that Thor leads the patient who has needed to nurse highly to come back from any charitable machine. 天呐！这是托尔从什么慈善机构带来的高度偏袒植物人吗？！岚被震惊了,怀疑托尔是不是从什么慈善机带了一个需要高度看护的病人回来。 Although said that the Thor's benevolence is very good, Lan was a little also moved. However you cannot lead toward the family/home in this patient. Doesn't this give me and Li Jie looks for trouble?! 虽然说托尔的善心还是很好的,岚也有点被感动。但是你不能把这种病人往家里带啊。这不是给我和李杰找麻烦吗？！ Therefore Lan cannot bear not comfortably is a little shouting to the Thor circular back: „Thor!” 所以岚忍不住有点不舒服的对着托尔圆形的背影喊道:“托尔！” „!” Thor had a scare. “啊！”托尔被吓了一跳。 Perhaps is because Lan present cultivation base was getting higher and higher, has been able to achieve the oneself aura to take and put away freely, causes Thor after Lan enters the room has not discovered her. 也许是因为岚现在的修为越来越高了,已经可以做到自己的气息收放自如,导致托尔在岚进入房间后都没有发现她。 Naturally, may be throws feeds Li Jie he turns into a fatty matter to have the sense of achievement, making the Thor having fun result not note the oneself back to stand female owner of this house. 当然了,也有可能是投喂李杰把他变成一个胖子这件事非常的有成就感,让托尔乐在其中结果就没有注意到自己的背后已经站着这个房子的女主人。 Is seen the perspiration by the Thor forehead that Lan had a scare, his afraid the pizza and cola hid in oneself. His build is luckily spacious to keep off all these enough sufficiently. 被岚吓了一跳的托尔额头见汗,他心虚的把披萨和可乐藏在了自己的身后。幸好他的体型足够宽大到足以挡下这一切。 What significance however does this have? All that he makes by the clarity that Lan looks. Although said Thor diligently in fat fellow on bed blocking. However a big live person can he be able to block? 不过这有什么意义吗？他所做的一切都被岚看的清清楚楚。虽然说托尔在努力的把床上的胖家伙给挡住。但是一个大活人他怎么能挡得住呢？ Lan impatient pushes aside Thor also said: „Thor, you eat here our live our with our, these I did not say anything. After all you are the Li Jie's friend, moreover is Asgard's eldest prince. Therefore I did not say your anything, but you cannot too any people bring toward the family/home in excessively. You make way, this is you friend who which charity from leads, you should send back a while.” 岚不耐烦的把托尔扒开同时说道:“托尔,你在这里吃我们的住我们的用我们的,这些我都不说什么了。毕竟你是李杰的朋友,而且又是阿斯嘉德的大王子。所以我就不好说你什么,但是你也不能太过分什么人都往家里带啊。你让开,这是你从哪个慈善机构带回来的朋友,你等会儿最好送回去。” Thor wants to block Lan very much, but Lan, once makes an effort Thor to think that had great strength transmitting to make him have to the get out of the way. 托尔很想拦住岚,但是岚一旦用力托尔还是觉得有一股巨力传来让他不得不闪开了。 Then Lan does not cover saw to be hidden by Thor in back putting on weight version Li Jie, has the perfectly round fellow of double chin. 然后岚就毫无遮挡的看见了被托尔藏在背后的发胖版李杰,一个有着双下巴的浑圆家伙。 Lan thought that this person a little looks familiar probably, then why this fellow looks that the oneself look forgives the affection. But lay down Li Jie on bed sees the oneself wife to come back, lazy these many day he has been willing to say a character finally: „Lan” 岚觉得这个人好像有点眼熟,然后为什么这家伙看着自己的眼神包涵深情。而躺在床上的李杰看见了自己妻子回来了,懒惰了这么多天的他终于愿意开口说一个字:“岚” „?” Lan has a head wet from the fog, then she understood anything in the next second suddenly probably, her pair of eyes unceasing opening, but the anger continually is also rising. “？”岚满头雾水,然后在下一秒她忽然好像明白了什么,她的双眼不断的睁大,而怒火也在不断上升。 In Kamar-Taj, Sorcerer Ancient One was not careful will be making the tea the bowl to stave. He muttered one: „.” 在卡玛泰基,古一法师一个不小心将正在煮茶的茶碗敲破了。他喃喃一句:“遭了。” In Kunlun, sat in meditation the cultivation Sun Wukong sudden center of gravity not steady in the midair has been swaying, his flexure scratching the head: „Eh? Does the storm drop to?” 在昆仑,正在静坐修炼的孙悟空突然重心不稳的在半空摇晃了一下,他挠了挠头:“额？风暴降至？” All around Asgard, is processing Loji of government affairs to raise the head suddenly looks around. However looked at for quite a while not to discover anything exceptionally, she traces the ear: „My auditory hallucination? Why hears some people to shout Thor?” 在阿斯嘉德,正在处理政务的洛姬突然抬起头来四周张望。但是看了半天都没有发现什么异常,她摸了摸耳朵:“我幻听了吗？为什么听见有人在喊托尔？” But in Earth, God of Thunder is living the biggest crisis faced with the god. Does not put on weight with the choice of getting thinner, but is the choice of life and death! 而在地球,雷神斯加正在面临神生最大的危机。不是发胖和变瘦的选择,而是生与死的抉择！
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