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#55: Li Jie's mutation

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? The remaining last hammers, Li Jie and the others had put only down the heart to guard. Especially Li Jie, he thought that oneself with great difficulty and deity reached an agreement the relations. oneself grasps Alaska...... No, after is grasps various types of hammer and deity JIALI reaching an agreement condition, these hammers no longer are one puzzle the oneself issue. ?原本只剩下最后一个锤子了,李杰等人已经放下了心防。尤其是李杰,他觉得自己好不容易和一个天神谈好了关系。自己手持阿拉斯加……不,是手持各种锤子和天神嘉丽谈好条件之后,这些锤子就不再是一个困扰自己的问题了。 Because JIALI is deity, a lot that she can handle, moreover her ability also enough great strength. After the matter that Li Jie and other Illuminati the big shots could not solve put on deity, became easy. For example this time in view of a Illuminati numerous superhero's evil hammer plan. Regarding Li Jie and the others these hammers simply are virtually impossible to guard against. 因为嘉丽是一名天神啊,她能做的很多事情,而且她的能力也足够的强大。李杰等光照会的大佬们解决不了的事情放到一位天神手上之后就变得轻而易举了。比如说这次针对光照会一众超级英雄的邪恶锤子计划。对于李杰等人来说这些锤子简直就是防不胜防。 Had Green Giant and in God of Thunder Thor incurs. If not on its meeting met JIALI, Li Jie thought that oneself and the others may completely the move very much. Has a look, JIALI had found four hammers. Although does not know the disposition weakness of any person these hammers correspond. However what Li Jie can affirm, if the Illuminati big shots continue the move, then this world can leave the important matter. 已经有绿巨人和雷神托尔中招了。如果不是恰逢其会的遇见了嘉丽的话,李杰觉得自己等人很有可能会全部都中招。看看吧,嘉丽都已经找到了四把锤子了。虽然不知道这些锤子对应的什么人的性格弱点。但是李杰可以肯定的是,如果光照会的大佬们继续中招的话,那么这个世界一定会出大事的。 Although said that God of Thunder this fellow temporary appear of will not have the too tremendous influence. However was Iron Man or in Doctor Doom incurs by some chance? Was Charles doctor or is in Magneto incurs? Either is in Earth World Leader the move? In the middle of these people in any person move of words, they can cause the tremendous damage to Earth in any case. 虽然说一个雷神斯加这种家伙暂时的不出现不会造成太大的影响。但是万一钢铁侠或者是毁灭博士中招了呢？或者是查尔斯博士或者是万磁王中招了呢？要么是地球球长中招呢？反正这些人当中任何一个人中招的话,他们都是能对地球造成巨大破坏的。 No matter starts the war to cause financial crisis or is terrorist attack. They may each be the hand grasp the power or have the super powerhouse of unusual ability! 不管是掀起战争还是弄出金融危机或者是恐怖袭击。他们可每一个都是手握大权或者是有着超凡能力的超级强者啊！ However what is lucky was JIALI meddled this matter, she solved these hammers to be too relaxed. She can these hammer relaxed simple solutions, the person who no matter initiates this plot who is, in brief this clever trick must go bankrupt. Li Jie has even put down the heart, waited for that the last hammer was recycled, then this matter most critical part processed. 不过幸运的是嘉丽插手了这件事,她解决这些锤子太轻松了。她能把这些锤子轻松简单的解决,不管发起这个阴谋的人是谁,总之这个诡计就要破产了。李杰甚至都已经放下心了,等待最后一个锤子被回收,那么这件事最危急的部分就处理完了。 When the time comes lost Thor to JIALI studies, sacrificed Alaska to save entire Illuminati, Li Jie thinks this matter value. Then after their Illuminati can investigate an afterpiece, who the evil behind-the-scenes manipulator was. 到时候把托尔丢给嘉丽去研究,牺牲一头阿拉斯加拯救整个光照会,李杰觉得这事值。然后他们光照会就可以去探查一下幕后黑手到底是谁了。 Li Jie already thorough put down heart to guard, he thought that this matter has calculated has solved half. However he has not actually thought that in the final moment, mutation appear that no one has expected. 李杰已经彻底的放下了心防,他觉得这事已经算解决了一半。但是他却没有想到在最后的关头,一个谁都没有预料到的异变出现了。 When that modeling plain hammer lies down in the pit bottom, JIALI is preparing with ease takes up its time. The one side did not have Li Jie that thinks to think that the heart shakes, he felt that had any thing to summon him. That is the summon feeling that one type raises from the bottom of the heart, low and deep distant, that sound was relating a deep sleep probably several thousand years of secret. 当那个造型古朴的锤子躺在坑底,嘉丽正准备轻松的去拿起它的时候。一旁原本毫无所觉的李杰却觉得心头一震,他感觉到了有什么东西在召唤他。那是一种从心底升起的召唤感,低沉悠远,那个声音好像在诉说一个沉睡了数千年的秘密。 In the situation that nobody pays attention, Li Jie steps arrived at side of this hammer then to grasp the hammer. JIALI has not discovered Li Jie's to be unusual, saying that she is also laughing and playing: „Do not try. You cannot lift.” 就在没有人注意的情况下,李杰一个踏步就来到了这个锤子的旁边然后一把握住了锤子。嘉丽并没有发现李杰的异常,她还嬉笑的说道:“不要试了。你举不起来的。” Thor put out just JIALI to eat to oneself bone shape biscuit small between-meal snack. Said that JIALI manufactures the levels of various types of high thermal small between-meal snack is very really high, the hand shook Thor of hammer of guzzling to be acted bashful the life gate by JIALI. Thor wants to attempt to hold up the matter of this type of magic hammer regarding Li Jie not to favor completely, before he wanted to hold up the oneself hammer to come, where he thinks! Thor hē hē has sneered two. 托尔则是拿出了刚刚嘉丽给自己的一个骨头形状的饼干小零食吃了起来。说起来嘉丽制作各种高热量小零食的水平真的很高,手握暴食之锤的托尔已经被嘉丽拿捏住命门了。托尔对于李杰想要尝试举起这种魔法锤子的事情完全不看好,之前他就想要举起自己的锤子来着,他哪里觉得起来啊！托尔呵呵冷笑了两声。 Thor holds the mentality of seeing a play to prepare to look that Li Jie's is defeated once again. This Li Jie regarding two people ridicule any response, he has not been only has arrived at side of hammer. That special summon is getting more and more intense, he was summoning Li Jie: Holds up me! I am in your heart the biggest hope! 托尔抱着看戏的心态准备看着李杰的又一次失败。这一次李杰对于两人的嘲笑没有任何的反应,他只是自顾自的走到了锤子的旁边。那种特殊的召唤越来越强烈,他在召唤着李杰:举起我！我就是你心中最大的渴望！ Li Jie: What do I long for? 李杰:我渴望什么？ Hammer: The hope disseminates your laziness! Let all people and you are equally lazy! 锤子:渴望将你的懒惰传播出去！让所有人都和你一样懒！ Li Jie: No, I am not lazy, I am very diligent! 李杰:不,我不懒,我很勤快！ Hammer: No, you are very lazy! Have you forgotten your maxim? 锤子:不,你很懒！你忘记了你的格言了吗？ Li Jie: What? 李杰:什么？ Hammer: Can bb not begin! 锤子:能bb就不动手！ Li Jie: Eh? This saying I truly probably have said. 李杰:额？这话我确实好像说过。 Hammer: Therefore, disseminates this type lazily. Disseminates the characteristics that you most like, making everybody turn into your similar. You will have many companions! 锤子:所以,传播这种懒惰吧。把你最喜欢的特性传播出去,让大家都变成你的同类。你将会有很多同伴！ Li Jie: Does not want! 李杰:不要！ Hammer:...... Don't you want similar?! 锤子:……你不想要同类吗？！ Li Jie: Nonsense! All people are lazy words, then the matter who does. Had my lazy person to be good, I also needed one group of diligent people to help me run about to work! 李杰:废话！所有人都懒得要死的话,那么事情谁去做啊。有我一个懒人就好了,我还需要一帮勤快人帮我跑腿干活啊！ Hammer: ............ 锤子:………… Li Jie: Don't you speak? 李杰:你怎么不说话了？ Hammer: ......... 锤子:……… Li Jie: Speech! 李杰:说话啊！ Hammer: Lifts me! Your sluggard! 锤子:把我举起来！你个懒鬼！ JIALI and Thor do not know that this occurred in the dialogue that the Li Jie innermost soul flashes past. They only saw a Li Jie hand to build on the hammer, then he has gripped the hammer. Two people also planned looks Li Jie cannot hold up the hammer again. However this time they have made a mistake, Li Jie unexpectedly bit by bit hammer lifting. 嘉丽和托尔并不知道这段发生在李杰灵魂深处一闪而过的对话。他们只看见李杰一只手搭在了锤子上,然后他握住了锤子。原本两人还打算看着李杰再一次举不起锤子。但是这一次他们两人错了,李杰居然一点一点的把锤子给举了起来。 Hammer: Right, right! Is this. 锤子:对,没错！就是这样。 Li Jie: Your lines are very bad, is procedure that who gives you to establish? Old perverted? 李杰:你的台词很糟糕啊,是谁给你设定的程序？一个老变态吗？ Hammer:...... Do not manage! 锤子:……你不要管！ Li Jie:. 李杰:哦。 Hammer: Good, making us start the reactionary reign of terror! 锤子:好了,让我们去掀起血雨腥风吧！ Li Jie: Why do I want to do these matters? 李杰:我为什么要去做这些事？ Hammer: Because you are lazy! A laziness seven big pardoned crimes. 锤子:因为你是懒惰啊！七大原罪之一的懒惰。 Li Jie: Right, you said that I was lazy. Why therefore needs to exit to raise reign of terror lazily? Isn't that angry this matter of doing? 李杰:对啊,你都说我是懒惰了。所以为什么懒惰需要出去掀起腥风血雨？那不是愤怒该做的事情吗？ Hammer:...... 锤子:…… Li Jie: Lazy, you have not spoken incorrectly, I am very truly lazy. Why therefore does I such lazy person want the laborious work? 李杰:懒惰嘛,你真的没说错,我确实很懒。所以我这么懒的人为什么要辛苦的工作呢？ Hammer:...... Do you want to do? 锤子:……你想要干嘛？ Li Jie: Gets down lazily. Hammer: Wait! Why my some not good premonitions, do you want to do?! 李杰:懒惰下去啊。锤子:等等！为什么我有不好的预感,你到底想要干什么？！ Li Jie: ~ actually these year very Xing Ku. Is upon the jump, but must talk hiding to work oneself to death to me, do you know that my this is very tired. The lazy upper body, I can rest in any case finally. When I rest a while first, after awaking, is getting out of bed the hitting game that scatters lazily. Then called to go to eat, eats to the full continued to rest, matter that this lazily should handle. 李杰:啊~其实这些年都很幸苦啊。跑来跑去的,还要动嘴皮子让人给我卖命,你知不知道我这样很累啊。反正懒惰上身了,我终于可以休息一下了。等我先睡一会儿,睡醒之后在起床懒撒的打游戏。然后叫个外卖来吃吃,吃饱了继续睡,这才是懒惰应该做的事情啊。 Hammer: Wait! It is not this! Do not rest! You listened to me saying that waited for your this fellow! 锤子:等等！不是这样的！你别睡啊！你听我说,等等你这个家伙！ Li Jie: Quarrelled! First outside gives me to go to roll one then before I awake do not quarrel I, if quarrelled I, I let the person your crumb. 李杰:吵死了！先给我去外面滚一圈然后在我睡醒前不要吵我,要是吵到我的话,我就让人把你捏碎。 In Thor and JIALI's angle of view, they only saw Li Jie has held up the lazy hammer, then next second hammer distant throwing, the hammer flew to fly does not know that which flew. 在托尔和嘉丽的视角,他们只看到了李杰举起了懒惰之锤,然后下一秒就把锤子远远的给丢了出去,锤子飞啊飞的不知道飞到哪儿去了。 When Thor and JIALI turning around, they only noticed that Li Jie extended to stretch, then such straight pouring fell asleep on the ground...... 当托尔和嘉丽把头转过来的时候,他们只看到李杰伸展了个懒腰,然后就这么直挺挺的倒在地上睡着了……
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