DTYWIWMS :: Volume #11

#50: Should chat the historical situation


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? Come, welcome. This is I the residence on Earth. I like treating in Sichuan, here always some delicious things. I like Sichuan compared with Guangdong. Because cuisine of Sichuan had the perquisite or trades a few words saying that was the quantity of heat/calories is higher. Do not be polite, likes eating anything to take on oneself.” ?“来吧,欢迎光临。这就是我在地球上的住所。我喜欢待在四川,这里总有很多好吃的东西。比起广东我更喜欢四川。因为四川的菜更加的有油水或者换一句话说就是热量更高。不要客气,喜欢吃什么就自己拿。” The named JIALI's few goddess air/Qi comes alive time is coming the two guests of her family/home to call warmly to today's first. 名叫嘉丽的少女神气活现的对着今天第一次来她家的两位客人热情的招呼到。 But along with Thor and Li Jie that she comes. Shellac of billion calorie quantity after eating JIALI has given Thor is not truly hungry. But said according to JIALI, wears this special shellac to put up 10 her oneself to do. Specifically is used to alleviate the belly to be hungry. 而更随着她来的正是托尔李杰。在吃了嘉丽给予的十亿卡热量的士力架之后托尔确实就不饿了。而根据嘉丽所说,着这种特殊的士力架自己所做的。专门用来缓解肚子饿。 Moreover she also warmly invited Li Jie and Thor goes to chatting well to her residence. Originally Li Jie and Thor have suspected regarding JIALI. However JIALI actually shows enough sincerity. Moreover she looks truly is very friendly, she has very strong ability not to hold any evil intention to two people obviously. 而且她还热情的邀请李杰托尔到她的住所去好好的聊聊。原本李杰托尔对于嘉丽还是有所怀疑的。但是嘉丽却表现出足够的诚意。而且她看着确实是很友善,她明明有着很强的能力却并没有对两人抱有什么恶意。 Therefore Li Jie and Thor arrived in her home in line with the idea of enemy suitable solution not suitable knot with JIALI. Although this young girl the battle efficiency is very strong, but 11 very lovable words discussed. 所以李杰托尔本着冤家宜解不宜结的想法还是跟着嘉丽来到了她的家里。这个少女虽然战斗力很强,但是却十一个非常可爱的话唠。 She all the way cannot bear said the lots to Thor and Li Jie, moreover expressed that especially likes eating various types delicious. And JIALI and Thor on the road launched is the butter hot pot delicious point or the light oil hot pot is more delicious a point to hold the intense discussion. 一路上她就忍不住的对托尔李杰说了很多东西,而且表示特别喜欢吃各种好吃的。并且在路上嘉丽和托尔两人展开了到底是牛油火锅好吃一点还是轻油火锅更好吃一点进行了激烈的讨论。 To discussing JIALI's residence two people have not convinced the opposite party, beef and lamb this point that but two people regarding burning the hot pot should to cut with the fresh hand reached the agreement. 一直到讨论到嘉丽的住所两人都没有说服对方,不过两人对于烫火锅应该要用新鲜手切的牛羊肉这一点达成了共识。 But after entering JIALI's residence, Li Jie and Thor two people were shocked. 而在进入嘉丽的住所之后,李杰托尔两人被惊呆了。 I think that you is a super dead overweight person, has not thought that some people can also hold compared with you.” Li Jie opens the mouth like this to say surprisedly good long while. “我以为你已经是一个超级死肥仔了,没想到有人比你还能持。”李杰惊讶的张大着嘴巴好半天才这样说道。 But Thor was very much for a long time had also nodded: Yes, yes. I and she felt dwarfed compared with the feeling.” 托尔也是过了很久才点了点头:“是啊,是啊。我和她比感觉上是小巫见大巫了。” Is what lets Li Jie and Thor they are so surprised? In JIALI Family/Home pile various food of full dāng dāng! 是什么让李杰托尔两人这么惊讶?是嘉丽家里堆的满满当当的各种食物! The house that JIALI lives is a 200 many square meters multiple house. This house is very big, is a little even big by the words that a girl comes. 嘉丽住的房子是一个两百多平米的复式房子。原本这个房子是很大的,以一个女孩来住的话甚至有点过于大了。 The feeling that however JIALI actually lives is very narrow and small. It is not because various girls' clothes shoes cosmetics had piled up with the room, but started to pile up with various between-meal snack from the room entrance. 但是嘉丽却住的感觉很狭小。不是因为各种女孩子的衣服鞋子化妆品等堆满了屋子,而是从房间入口处开始就堆满了各种各样零食。 In the entrance threshold to buddhism place, various nut big gift package of three squirrels piled up the ceiling to be so high from the floor, and entire had a quantity of wall. But in another side is various equal number of hundred grass taste types of between-meal snack. 在入口的玄关处,三只松鼠的各种坚果大礼包就从地板堆积到了天花板那么高,并且整整的有一面墙的数量。而在另一侧则是同等数量的草味各种零食。 Also had besides these also has to pile up with Inner Mongolia dried beef Xiamen pork dried meat of living room, Macao phoenix volume, curved pineapple cake. 除了这些之外还有还有堆满了一个客厅的内蒙牛肉干厦门猪肉脯,还有澳门凤凰卷,弯弯凤梨酥。 Any individual self-heating grain ration and military canned food have piled up with an entire balcony, various types of pilot biscuits and curing of two kilograms attire uses the chocolate. Condensed milk and cheese of various types of one kilogram attires. 什么单兵自热口粮和军用罐头堆满了一整个阳台,还有各种压缩饼干和两公斤装的烘焙用巧克力。还有各种一公斤装的炼奶与奶酪。 This rumor was a little thirsty, first drinks a milk to relieve thirst.” Speaks JIALI to put out one can from condensed milk place of one kilogram attire, she has pulled open the suspension link skilled, then on the pillar pillar pillar ~ one breath condensed milk of one kilogram attire drinking a cleanness. “这一路说的有点渴了,先喝点奶解解渴。”说着话嘉丽就从一公斤装的炼奶处拿出了一罐,她熟练的拉开了拉环,然后就墩墩墩~一口气就把一公斤装的炼奶给喝了个干净。 Aha · ~!” JIALI drank up the condensed milk to scratch mouth straightforward saying: Crisp! Ices the condensed milk and hot condensed milk is tasty! Do you want to drink?” “啊哈·~!”嘉丽喝干了炼奶擦了擦嘴豪爽的说道:“爽!冰镇炼奶和热炼奶都好喝!你们要喝吗?” Li Jie has swallowed the saliva, is actually greedy. Mainly is because was frightened, does one kilogram condensed milk drink not to be bored like this? 李杰吞咽了一下口水,倒不是馋的。主要是因为被吓得,一公斤炼奶这样喝下去不腻味吗? But Thor tried to drink one kilogram condensed milk, finally has drunk half sweetly greasy could not drink. 托尔尝试了一下一口气喝一公斤炼奶,结果喝了一半就甜腻的喝不下去了。 Great, you are first can with the fellow of my together cheering condensed milk, I appreciate you very much!” JIALI said special appreciation Thor's is quite crisp: Although you have only drunk half, but is good. Young fellows promising.” “好样的,你是第一个可以和我一起干杯炼奶的家伙,我很欣赏你!”嘉丽表示特别的欣赏托尔的好爽:“虽然你只喝了一半,不过已经算是不错了。小伙子有前途。” hā hā hā, where where, but also missed far. Compared with your also need many exercises.” Thor is very modest. 哈哈哈,哪里哪里,还差远了。比起你还需要更多的锻炼。”托尔很谦虚。 Li Jie looks that two people such mutual trades flattered do not know should break two people. 李杰看着两人这样的互相商业吹捧也不知道该不该打断两人。 Was right, you do not want to know how my shellac does?” JIALI takes up one can of pork dried meat to eat a sideband Li Jie two people to visit the oneself room at the same time. “对了,你们不是想知道我的士力架是怎么做的吗?”嘉丽拿起一罐猪肉脯一边吃一边带着李杰两人参观着自己的房间。 „, I with this type of thing the thermal compression of food as far as possible. Can the volume of ration dense, but quantity of heat/calories also . Similar to the pilot biscuit same principle, just my compression ratio high.” “诺,我就是用这种东西把食物的热量尽量的压缩起来。可以压缩食物的体积,但是热量还在。就是类似于压缩饼干一样的原理,只不过我的压缩比更加的高而已。” JIALI brought Li Jie two people to arrive in a room to visit the oneself equipment. Piled up with various types of between-meal snack rooms to be different from other, in this room was all kinds of tech equipment, seemed with the scientist the laboratory was the same. 嘉丽带着李杰两人到了一个房间里参观着自己的设备。和其他堆满了各种零食的房间不同,这个房间里都是各种各样的科技设备,看上去就和科学家啊的实验室一样。 But this inside has many looks like very extraordinary equipment, for example JIALI oneself said the oneself research and development food compressor. It seems looks like «duo A Dream» inside enlargement pantograph is the same. Cannot understand its principle of work in any case completely, but JIALI can actually fused after to reduce several ten times volumes many chocolate and condensed milk and butter biscuit as well as the peanut together, the volume changed small, but the quantity of heat/calories has not actually been short. 而这里面有很多看起来就很了不起的设备,比如说嘉丽自己自己研发食物压缩机。看上去就像是《哆啦A梦》里面的放大缩小机一样。反正完全看不懂它的工作原理,但是嘉丽却能把好多巧克力和炼奶与黄油饼干以及花生等融合在一起后缩小几十倍的体积,体积变小了但是热量却一点都没有少。 In this room also has various types of other things, looked like very much high-level has felt in any case the technical feeling. Compared with laboratory that if proud with Tony Stark that the laboratory of this young girl seems a science fiction point, but Tony must obviously win the confidence of the people the branch many. 这个房间里还有各种其他的东西,反正看起来都是很高级充满了科技感。如果和托尼-斯塔克那引以为傲的实验室相比,这位少女的实验室看上去更加科幻一点,而托尼则要显得民科的多。 Your equipment seems very complete. I want to ask one, why JIALI do you want to study this type of equipment?” Li Jie considers is inquiring. “你的装备看上去很齐全啊。我就想问一句,嘉丽你为什么要研究这种设备?”李杰斟酌着询问着。 But who nearby JIALI in they are competing to be able in a shorter time to eat more small fish with Thor to do. In JIALI's mouth has crowded the hot small fish, she mumbled says this: Because I am hungry!” 而旁边嘉丽正在和托尔两人比赛谁能更短的时间内吃掉更多的小鱼干。嘉丽的嘴巴里塞满了麻辣小鱼,她嘟嘟囔囔的说这:“因为我饿啊!” You think why I will look for you? It is not right. Said accurately looks for this big guy.” JIALI referred to the mouth crowding small fish dry/does Thor to say similarly: Is because I had found one with the person who my same ravenous appetite can never eat to the full!” “你以为我为什么会去找你们?哦,不对。准确的说是找这个大个子。”嘉丽指了指嘴巴里同样塞满了小鱼干的托尔说道:“就是因为我找到了一个和我一样大胃口永远吃不饱的人啊!” Particularly his hammer, I always think very familiar. I asked your big guy, what were you hungry are want to eat?” “尤其是他的这个锤子,我总觉得很熟悉。我问你大个子,你饿起来是不是什么都想吃?” The Thor nod such as mashes up garlic: Un un!” His mouth Busser full is unable to make other sounds. 托尔点头如捣蒜:“嗯嗯嗯!”他嘴巴塞的满满的根本无法发出其他的声音。 Was hungry has wanted to eat including the earth?” “是不是饿了连土都想吃?” Un un!” “嗯嗯嗯!” Very much wants to eat including the person?” “是不是连人都很想吃?” Un un!” “嗯嗯嗯!” Panda?” “熊猫呢?” Un un!” “嗯嗯嗯!” „! You were too bad, the panda is so lovable you to eat unexpectedly!” JIALI was angry. “哇!你这个人太坏了,熊猫那么可爱你居然都想吃!”嘉丽生气了。 Li Jie and Thor two people were speechless, this girl seems specially strong, but the temperament really ponders over erratically. Is really same as child who has not grown up. 李杰托尔两人都无言了,这个女孩看上去特别强,但是脾气真是琢磨不定啊。真的和没长大的孩子一样。 The good JIALI's temperament comes goes quickly also quickly, she is not angry quickly, she continues saying: I am same as this big guy, is unable to constrain the oneself appetite. Once I am hungry anything to eat. I even can eat planet, em, did not deceive people.” 还好嘉丽的脾气来的快去得也快,她很快就不生气了,她继续说道:“我和这个大个子一样,都无法压抑自己的食欲。一旦我饿起来的话就什么都想吃掉。我甚至可以吃掉一个星球,恩,不骗人的。” Is very obvious, this big guy also had such trend. My this life is resisting this sense of hunger, therefore I need many objects of study am not only my oneself, if also had other research to be better. This big guy very obviously is very good object of study, this hammer.” “很明显,这个大个子也有这样的趋势了。我这一生都在对抗这种饥饿感,所以我需要更多的研究对象不仅仅是我自己,如果还有其他的研究品就更好了。这个大个子很明显就是个很好的研究对象,还有这个锤子。” Time JIALI of speech has held up the hammer of guzzling. Probably holds up this hammer for her is an easy matter. 说着话的时候嘉丽又举起了暴食之锤。好像举起这个锤子对她来说是轻而易举的一件事情。 To prevent me eats this planet, therefore I have made lots of effort. I generally not treat in planet or the universe am too long. Because treats is longer I to be easier to eat them.” JIALI is very lovable, but was speaking this very terrifying words. “为了防止我把这个星球吃掉,所以我做了很多的努力。我一般不会在一个星球或者宇宙待太久。因为待的越久我就越容易想要吃掉他们。”嘉丽很可爱,但是却在说这很恐怖的话。 But comes Earth to be so long, I actually do not want to leave. I have to acknowledge, Earth was I have treated most delicacy planet! I every day with sense of hunger resistance, good here some delicious satisfies the desire of my food and drink. Moreover I also discovered on Earth to have very interesting person.” “但是来地球这么久,我却一直不想离开。我不得不承认,地球是我待过的最美味的星球了!我每天都在和饥饿感对抗,好在这里有很多好吃的来满足我的口腹之欲。而且我还发现了地球上有很有趣的人。” Although Li Jie has not made clear JIALI's background, very interesting person but who she said makes Li Jie feel interests: What very interesting person?” 李杰虽然还没有搞清楚嘉丽的来历,但是她说的很有趣的人让李杰兴趣:“什么很有趣的人?” „, Was not called the Wolverine Logan's fellow. He has the ability of rebirth. This is very interesting, I have thought kidnapping then to study him. I know has one living planet is called Eagle planet. That planet is a huge life body, if can strip then to transplant the Wolverine's regeneration gene to Eagle's body on. Then I can obtain the planet how could not finish eating!” Here JIALI unable to bear scratch the saliva that the corners of the mouth have left behind. “唔,一个叫金刚狼罗根的家伙。他有重生的能力。这很有意思,我想过把他给绑架回来然后研究。我知道有一个活着的星球叫做伊戈尔星球。那个星球就是一个巨大的生命体,如果可以把金刚狼的再生基因剥离出来然后移植到伊戈尔的身体上。那么我就能获得一个怎么样都吃不完的行星了!”说到这里嘉丽忍不住擦了一下嘴角留下的口水。 Although possibly can eat the nearly a billion year later is very bored, but at least this did not need to eat too innocent life body.” “虽然在十几亿年之后可能会吃的很无聊,但是至少这样就不用吃太多无辜的生命体了。” After Li Jie and Thor are listening to JIALI's words, could not bear has flowed out the cold sweat, one every time eats a planet sprouting/moe younger sister? This JIALI is what person supposes? Moreover Li Jie and Thor thought unexpectedly JIALI has not told the lie, all that probably she said real. 李杰托尔听着嘉丽的话之后忍不住都流出了冷汗,一个开口闭口就是吃掉一个星球的萌妹子?这个嘉丽是什么样的人设啊?而且李杰托尔居然觉得嘉丽没有说假话,好像她说的一切都是真的。 JIALI is a little a pity continues saying: But was a pity very much, the mutant's gene is very unstable. Stupid Celestial. They were one crowd ruined engineer, even could not have compared to invent the Beauty X medicament the talent.” 嘉丽有点可惜的继续说道:“但是很可惜,变种人的基因很不稳定。啊,愚蠢的天神组。他们是一群糟透了的工程师,甚至还比不上发明X美丽药剂的天才。” JIALI traced writes pale was saying various types of originally should not by the knowledge that the ordinary girl knew. 嘉丽亲描淡写的说着各种原本不应该被普通女孩知道的知识。 Li Jie has to lower stance asking cautiously now: That anything, Miss JIALI. Why do you know these many matters? Celestial what you know?” 李杰现在不得不放低姿态小心翼翼的问到:“那个什么,嘉丽小姐。你为什么知道这么多事情?天神组什么的你都知道?” JIALI's natural saying: Knows that all these are very normal! Because I am one of the surplus many deity. Un, you possibly do not know that what Celestial is? In fact you are the Celestial creations.” JIALI referred to Li Jie referring to Thor grinningly. 嘉丽理所当然的说道:“知道这一切很正常啊!因为我就是剩余不多的天神之一。嗯,你们可能并不知道天神组是什么吧?实际上你们都是天神组创造的哦。”嘉丽笑嘻嘻的指了指李杰又指了指托尔 No matter you have any special power or are gods anything of new generation. However you are deity acted according to oneself gene creation Protector.” “不管你们身怀什么异能或者是新一代的神明什么的。但是本质上你们都是天神们根据自己的基因创造的守护者呢。” Was good, these bored matters had nothing to say. I only want to ask now how you currently do have interests and I study to fill the belly together? At least before I eat Earth.” “好了,这些无聊的事情没什么可说的。我现在只想问,你们现在有兴趣和我一起研究该如何填饱肚子吗?至少在我吃掉地球之前。” JIALI smiles is very bright, however inexplicable Li Jie actually shakes all over. If not wrong, oneself front appear is living deity? 嘉丽笑的很灿烂,但是莫名的李杰却全身发抖。因为如果没有错的话,自己面前出现的就是一个活生生的天神 Right, Sorcerer Ancient One had said past Zhang Heng once grasped the god cat...... Bah! Is Longinus and deity to discussing. Now is oneself grasps Alaska...... Bah! Is bringing the hammer and deity guzzling to discussing? 对了,古一法师说过当年张衡曾经手持神猫……呸!是神矛天神对谈。现在自己算不算手持阿拉斯加……呸!是带着暴食之锤和天神对谈呢? Is the oneself historical situation and Zhang Heng difference ball are not many? 自己的历史地位是不是和张衡差球不多?
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