DTYWIWMS :: Volume #11

#41: Also abandons my 1 Yuan great general

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? When Li Jie knows that the Thor incarnation good food live map overeats in some southern Sichuan city, in fact Thor has eaten will be near the less than half city the good food. But at this time, he just thought that had a sense of fullness, he finally reluctantly is also depressed by the diet desire that the hammer of guzzling controlled. ?当李杰知道托尔化身美食活地图在川南某市大吃特吃的时候,实际上托尔已经吃了将近小半个城市的美食了。而在这个时候,他才刚刚觉得有了一点饱足感,他被暴食之锤控制的饮食欲望也总算是被勉强压下了。 „, Did not feel eats is very full.” Thor patted the oneself perfectly round ballooning belly to say well satisfied. He very long not such full Fugan. Formerly ate any good food his regrettable feelings, that was the thing, although said is delicious, but every time is actually not able to let satisfying a craving that very oneself ate. Only hates oneself is not the old ox, does not have four stomachs. “唔,感觉吃的很饱呢。”托尔拍了拍自己浑圆鼓胀的肚皮心满意足的说着。他很久没有如此的饱腹感了。从前吃任何美食他都有一种遗憾感,那就是东西虽然说是好吃,但是却每一次都无法让自己吃的很过瘾。只恨自己不是老黄牛,没有四个胃。 When he is patting the belly well satisfied, temporarily works loose from the endless appetite. That side waiting for a long time Wanda mother thought that the opportunity arrived finally, she goes forward to pat this foreign country to have fat, and is using the general interpreter the Chinese translation of oneself English: „big guy, did you eat to the full?!” 当他心满意足拍着肚皮,暂时从无尽的食欲中挣脱出来的时候。那边等待已久的王大妈觉得时机终于到了,她上前一拍这个外国有胖并且用着通用翻译器把自己的汉语翻译成英文:“大个子,你吃饱了？！” „Eh?” At this time Thor noted his side to gather many people, moreover everybody took a not too friendly look to look at oneself. He a little cannot feel the brains: „That how?” “额？”这个时候托尔才注意到他的身边聚集着很多人,而且大家都是拿着一种不太友善的眼神看着自己。他有点摸不着头脑:“那个怎么了？” The Wanda mother as the director of subdistrict office, her status quite venerates. Therefore she represents everybody to open the mouth: „Did you forget?” 王大妈作为街道办事处的主任,她地位比较尊崇。所以她代表着大家开口:“你都忘了？” „Eh? What should I remember?” “额？我该记得什么？” „You eat and drink extravagantly!” “你大吃大喝啊！” „Wú.” Thor has patted the belly, has probably matter such. “唔。”托尔拍了拍肚皮,好像真的有这么一回事。 „Was good, the aunt rubbish with you. I know mutant awakens has such a pass/test. Is good also eats and drinks extravagantly because of you, has not made any harms other people's action. Therefore I also make you eat, till to eating to the full to eat to suffice. This is also good to your mutant ability. Are you person in that country?” The Wanda mother speaks pulls out the millet 18 plus cell phone that is new this year from the oneself pocket, and directs above. “好了,大妈也不跟你废话。我知道变种人觉醒的时候都有这么一关。好在你也就是大吃大喝,也没有作出任何损害他人的举动。所以我呢也就让你吃,一直到吃饱吃够为止。这也是对你的变种能力好。你是那个国家的人呐？”王大妈说着话的时候从自己的口袋里掏出了一台今年新出的小米18plus手机,并且在上面指指点点起来。 „I should be American.” Thor thinks, the oneself settling down place should be US. “我应该算是美国人。”托尔想了想,自己的落户地应该是美国。 „, American. That cannot enjoy the China mutant preferential policy. Although said that now Earth Federation is one, but you should also understand, finance or discrimination among each local and country is quite clear. From promoting the world universal also has many years. Therefore the China aspect you do not enjoy after the variant awakening violent walks the social compensation fund. If you have attained the China registered permanent address, you can enjoy the government public subsidy of 90 percent to let subsidize society of your harm to the losses that causes.” On the side of the Wanda mother directs on the cell phone is recording anything probably, simultaneously fast was saying to Thor. “哦,美国人呐。那就不能享受中国的变种人优惠政策。虽然说现在地球联邦是一家,但是你也应该明白,各个地区和国家之间的财政还是区分的比较清楚的。距离促进全球大一统还有很多年。所以呢中国方面对于变种觉醒暴走后的社会补偿基金你是享受不到的。如果你拿到了中国户口的话呢,你能享受百分之九十的政府社会补贴让贴补你的危害对社会造成的损失。”王大妈一边在手机上指指点点好像在记录着什么,又同时飞快的对着托尔这么说着。 Thor discovered that oneself just probably because of the appetite excessive inflation, causing him not to remember thoroughly at that time exactly what happened. Therefore he a little confused asking: „You just did not say that what society I haven't caused to harm?” Thor had not said that oneself is not mutant, does not awaken anything. 托尔发现自己刚刚好像因为食欲过度的膨胀,导致了他彻底不记得了当时到底发生了什么事情。所以他有点迷茫的问道:“你刚刚不是说我没有造成什么社会损害吗？”托尔没有说自己不是变种人,不是觉醒什么的。 Because he saw oneself to grasp a new hammer, this hammer very obviously is not oneself Hammer of the God of Thunder. Actually when Dr. Banner changes as Green Giant is taking that hammer looks like very much. This is a long-handled hammer of both hands, the modeling is plain, but quite somewhat vicious flavor. Roughly in the modeling and Dr. Banner's hammer looks almost, only then in some detail trace and above engraved inscription and Dr. Banner's that differing from. 因为他已经看见了自己握着一个新的锤子,这个锤子很明显不是自己的雷神之锤。倒是和班纳博士变身为绿巨人时拿着的那个锤子很像。这是一把双手的长柄锤,造型古朴但是又颇有些凶狠的味道。大体造型上和班纳博士的锤子看着差不多,只有部分细节纹路上和上面的铭文与班纳博士的那把有所不同。 Now Thor suspects oneself also controlling the hammer by this very much. Yes! After Dr. Banner is taking that the hammer, became very much angrily even cannot constrain the anger to turn into Green Giant, what was lucky was before was very early Dr. Banner and Green Giant has completed the strength exchange. Must otherwise, attain Green Giant of hammer to do various holocausts very much, even caused Hulk World War also to say not necessarily! 现在托尔很怀疑自己是不是也被这把锤子给控制了。是了！班纳博士拿着那把锤子之后就变得很愤怒甚至压抑不住怒气变成了绿巨人,万幸的是在很早之前班纳博士和绿巨人就完成了力量互换。要不然的话,拿到锤子的绿巨人很有可能搞出各种大破坏,甚至弄出一场浩克世界大战也说不一定啊！ Then after oneself has attained this hammer, becomes specially hungrily then starts to eat and drink extravagantly. This hammer even instigates oneself to eat the fresh panda! Cracks a joke, is oneself such person?! Doesn't the panda roast can eat ripe?! The volume, is not right, is no matter what should not eat the panda! Is good has to persist in having the glutton of principle because of oneself, therefore this hammer did not have the means to control oneself thoroughly. oneself specially eats various types of delicious things, therefore has not then caused the disturbance. 然后自己拿到了这把锤子之后就变得特别饿接着就开始大吃大喝。这个锤子甚至怂恿自己去吃生的熊猫！开玩笑,自己是那样的人吗？！熊猫不烤熟可以吃吗？！额,不对,是不管怎么样也不该吃熊猫啊！好在自己是一个有坚持有原则的吃货,所以这个锤子还没有办法彻底控制自己。自己不过是专门吃各种好吃的东西,所以这才没有引发骚乱。 If oneself to oneself eats according to the enticement living creature of hammer, then oneself did turn into a super invincible big mourning corpse? It looks like «Biochemistry Crisis» and «World War Z» in that thing, can never eat to the full, then gnaws to nip living creature anything everywhere. If this ability will also infect that more fearful. That living turns into a mourning corpse Marvel universe this universe! Thor immediately associates to some parallel universe derivation works that the Li Jie's Marvel group made recently, inside has the mourning corpse Marvel universe story. 要是自己真的按照锤子对自己的诱惑活物都吃的话,那么自己岂不是变成了一个超级无敌大丧尸？就像是《生化危机》和《僵尸世界大战》里面的那种东西,永远都吃不饱,然后到处去啃咬活物什么的。要是这个能力还会传染的话那就更加可怕了。那会活生生的把这宇宙变成一个丧尸漫威宇宙啊！托尔立刻联想到了最近李杰的漫威集团出的一些平行宇宙的衍生作品,里面就有丧尸漫威宇宙的故事。 However when Thor thinks, that side Wanda mother has completed various on cell phone to direct, then she started talking to interrupt the Thor's association: „I calculated, you altogether all shop owners altogether have eaten 200 five 160,000 Renminbi food together. Do you have a look at you to pay up? Is swipes the card or sweeps data matrix code.” 不过就在托尔东想西想的时候,那边的王大妈已经完成了在手机上的各种指指点点,然后她开口说话打断了托尔的联想:“我算好了,你一共所有的店家一起一共吃了两百五十六万人民币的食物。你看看你是怎么结账？是刷卡啊还是扫二维码。” Thor thought that the ear of oneself has almost gone bad, he incredible saying: „Wait, how many did you say?!” 托尔觉得自己的耳朵差点坏了,他不可置信的说道:“等等,你说多少？！” „200 five 160,000, the aunt may not have to blackmail you. I am the government personnel, your this each sum of money I record. You have eaten many shops, ate many things I to pat with the cell phone. Your this time awakened altogether has eaten 200 five 160,000 Renminbi. Here is the detailed list and you have eaten the shop. Does not believe your oneself to look.” The Wanda mother has not blackmailed Thor, Thor is eaten the lots by the hammer of guzzling has controlled. “两百五十六万,大妈可没有讹你。我是政府工作人员,你这每一笔钱我都是记录下来的。你吃过多少家店,吃了多少东西我都用手机拍下来了。你这次觉醒一共吃了两百五十六万人民币。这里是清单和你吃过的店。诺,不信你自己看。”王大妈真的没有讹托尔,被暴食之锤控制了的托尔真的吃了很多东西。 However was also lucky, he ate the thing not to go to do other destruction, has not gone to bite everywhere anything. more than 2 million Renminbi is not change. The Thor's wages are not always high, in most situations he eats without paying that side Li Jie, must spend any money also to take from Li Jie. He oneself as diner was not concerned about face Mental to display the pinnacle. 不过也是万幸了,他只是吃东西并没有去搞其他的破坏,没有去到处咬人什么的。只是两百多万人民币也不是小钱啊。托尔的工资向来都不高,大多数的情况下他都是在李杰那边吃白食,要花什么钱也都是从李杰那边拿的。他把自己作为食客的不要脸精神发挥到了极致。 Now wants him to put out more than 2 million he not to have. Moreover Thor traces the body of oneself, oneself also puts on an armor! oneself is under a condition of fat puts on this armor unexpectedly, moreover this armor unexpectedly not all wrapping type, the belly and chest of oneself exposed. Day! Thor thought that oneself is very ashamed. Because under big crowd of people he has exposed two points. 现在要他拿出两百多万他还真的是没有。而且托尔摸了摸自己的身上,自己还穿着一身铠甲,哇！自己居然还是一身肥肉的状态下穿着这身铠甲,而且这身铠甲居然不是全包裹式的,自己的肚子和胸部都暴露出来了。天呐！托尔觉得自己很羞耻。因为大庭广众之下他暴露了两点。 „Hurry up, how you plan to render back the money.” The Wanda mother urges Thor to render back the money, but Thor does not have including the cell phone now, wants to relate Li Jie not to relate. “快点呢,你打算怎么还钱呢。”王大妈催着托尔还钱,但是托尔现在身上连手机都没有,想要联系李杰都联系不到。 When Thor is awkward Li Jie is actually similar to the Savior same arrival, he heard the words that the Wanda mother spoke in the crowd. His helpless shaking the head, looked like this sum of money can only be oneself helps Thor paying. However is this fellow a pig? Unexpectedly will such eat?! Has eaten these many!! 就在托尔尴尬的时候李杰却如同救世主一样的到来,他在人群里已经听到了王大妈说的话了。他无奈的摇了摇头,看起来这笔钱只能是自己帮托尔给垫付了。不过这家伙是头猪吗？居然这么会吃？！吃了这么多！！ However after Li Jie notes the hammer on Thor, the Li Jie eye has narrowed the eyes, looks like the matter is not simple! First is Dr. Banner, is God of Thunder Thor, this is some people are aiming at Illuminati, wants to discard the Illuminati members?! 不过当李杰注意到托尔手上的锤子之后,李杰眼睛眯了起来,看起来事情并没有那么简单啊！先是班纳博士,然后是雷神托尔,这是有人在针对光照会,想要废掉光照会的成员们吗？！
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