DTYWIWMS :: Volume #11

#213: Fried chicken divination

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Whom should ask to operate the God Slayer armor? Li Jie does not know. He wanted the God Slayer armor to establish the Earth nuclear deterrence, but now like this looks like probably not very professional. 到底应该找谁开弑神者装甲？李杰不知道了。他原本想要弑神者装甲建立地球核威慑的,但是现在这样看起来好像不太行。 In Li Jie when worried who can go to the God Slayer armor, another side Thor thought that the life of oneself cannot such get down! 就在李杰在苦恼到底谁能够去开弑神者装甲的时候,另一边托尔觉得自己的生活不能在这么下去了！ Good, even if oneself does not open the harem, but oneself also needs a little girl! Un, said that is not quite of pleasant to hear, changes the Earthling simple easy to understand word, that is oneself should have a female companion! 好吧,就算是自己不开后宫,但是自己也需要有个妞啊！嗯,这么说不太好听,换个地球人简单易懂的词,那就是自己应该有个女伴啊！ Has a mortal hatred of Li Jie in this moment Thor. Because Li Jie compels oneself to lose weight, making oneself thin. Process Xing Ku of losing weight, loses weight with great difficulty successfully, finally oneself also by two girlfriends falling. 在这一刻托尔真的是恨死李杰了。因为李杰逼着自己减肥,让自己瘦下来。减肥的过程那么幸苦,好不容易减肥成功,结果自己还被两个女朋友给摔了。 God of Thunder is very worried, he stands in the Kentucky Fried chicken Chain store entrance hesitates: „Should I restore my original appearance?” He felt oneself fat time thin time is more popular. 雷神很苦恼,他站在肯塔基炸鸡连锁店门口在犹豫:“我是不是应该恢复我本来的模样？”他感觉自己胖的时候比瘦的时候更受欢迎一些。 Is similar the strong sounds to set free a captured animal to bellow to him in the Thor's innermost feelings: „Right, is this! This is you should have the appearance that! Large stomach intestinal fat and lovable three chins, walk the appearance that swings suspends is you most should present!” 在托尔的内心仿佛有一个坚强的声音对他放生大吼:“没错,就是这样！这才是你原本应该有的模样！肥大的肚腩与可爱的三下巴,走起路来一摇一摆才是你最该呈现的模样！” Good, actually these are the illusions. Thor is only the present wants to eat fried chicken very much. After all loses weight this matter is very actually painful, to maintain stature, every day the drinking water cooks the chicken brisket and eats various green vegetables, as a god, but lives is the same with the rabbit, Thor thought that this is very uncomfortable. 好吧,其实这些都是幻觉而已。托尔只是现在很想吃炸鸡罢了。毕竟减肥这件事其实很痛苦,为了保持身材,每天吃水煮鸡胸肉和啃各种青菜,作为一个神,但是活得和个兔子一样,托尔觉得这很难受。 Therefore...... 于是…… „Bought!” Thor holds the Kentucky luxurious supreme fried chicken barrel to go out. After the China life, returns to US Thor to sigh some time, eats the fried chicken to in US! Buys the fried chicken in gnawing of China, that may too not reckon up. 30 USD cannot buy how much fried chickens. But in US, 30 USD oneself can buy the 30 block to be bigger than a time of fried chicken block China, and also delivers big cup cola( 1000 attires). However considers for the health, therefore Thor has chosen zero degree sugar-free cola. After all the cola sugar were too many, drinks was unhealthy. “还是买了啊！”托尔抱着肯塔基豪华至尊炸鸡桶出门。在中国生活一段时间之后,重新回美国的托尔还是感叹,吃炸鸡还是要在美国啊！在中国的啃买炸鸡,那可太不合算了。三十美金都买不到多少炸鸡。可是在美国,三十美金自己可以买上三十块比中国大一倍的炸鸡块,并且还送一大杯可乐（1000装）。不过为了健康着想,所以托尔选择了零度无糖可乐。毕竟可乐糖太多,喝多了不健康。 In New York Central Park, Thor sits on the bench of park, is eating the fried chicken while is drinking health zero degree cola, he falls into to think deeply. 在纽约中央公园,托尔坐在公园的长椅上,一边啃着炸鸡一边喝着健康的零度可乐,他陷入深思。 Since the Illuminati big shots were unreliable, then recovered the heavy responsibility of Christine and Jane Foster can only depend upon oneself. In this case, how should oneself cover oneself is the big dregs male matter? 既然光照会的大佬们都靠不住了,那么追回克里斯丁和简-福斯特的重任只能依靠自己了。在这种情况下,自己应该怎么样来掩盖自己是个大渣男的事情呢？ Good, Thor very much has the self-consciousness. Because he knows that oneself wants double to receive harem matter truly is the dregs, but he thought that oneself studied characteristics from somebody, that was so long as oneself did something diligently, and brazen-faced and shameless did not have scruples the status and image words, will then always succeed. 好吧,托尔还是很有自觉性的。因为他知道自己想要双收后宫这件事确实是很渣,但是他觉得自己从某人身上学习到了一个特点,那就是只要自己努力去做某件事,并且死皮赖脸毫不顾忌身份和形象的话,那么总是会成功的。 Naturally, this is only the idea of Thor oneself. If currently has some anonymous night x at the scene, certainly will sneer then to say one: too young too simple. 当然了,这只是托尔自己的想法。如果现在有某位不愿意透露姓名的夜x者在现场的话,一定会冷笑一声然后说一句:图样图森破。 But when Thor is thinking how should recall Christine and Jane Foster. In the New York hospital, Christine and Jane Foster are helping JIALI do to be pregnant the inspection. 而就在托尔想着应该怎么去挽回克里斯丁和简-福斯特的时候。在纽约的医院里,克里斯丁和简-福斯特正在帮助嘉丽做怀孕检查。 Although said that Christine and Jane/simple think Thor is the big dregs male, but JIALI is very after all young, she is innocent!( JIALI is the Asia women image, moreover appears surface is very tender, seems only has a 16 seven -year-old appearance) 虽然说克里斯丁和简都认为托尔是大渣男,但是毕竟嘉丽还很年轻,她是无辜的啊！（嘉丽是亚洲女性形象,而且显得很面嫩,看上去只有十六七岁的模样） Also is because Thor dares to start to the JIALI such little child, therefore Christine and Jane/simple Cai thought him already the dregs broken horizon. However stemming from morality and justice, two people led the New York best hospital to check JIALI. Present Christine and Jane/simple hold public office in the medical institution of Osborn medical service group, here has the global best medical equipment. 也是因为托尔敢对嘉丽这么小的孩子下手,所以克里斯丁与简才觉得他已经渣破天际了。不过出于道义,两人把嘉丽带到了纽约最好的医院来做检查。现在的克里斯丁和简都供职于奥斯本医疗集团旗下的医疗机构,这里有着全球最好的医疗设备。 „Is a little strange.” Christine holds the chin to read JIALI's report of examination. “有点奇怪。”克里斯丁托着下巴看着嘉丽的检查报告。 JIALI by sofa: „Strangely what has? Was I pregnant?” 嘉丽靠在沙发上:“有什么奇怪的？我是怀孕了吗？” „Un......” Christine looked at JIALI one eyes, she is silent. But Jane/simple also arrived at the Christine side to read report on her hand. “嗯……”克里斯丁看了嘉丽一眼,她沉默不语。而简也走到了克里斯丁的身边看着她手上的报告。 Christine points at reading that was reporting to Jane/simple Xiaosheng saying: „ Is a little strange, 克里斯丁指着报告上的读数对简小声的说道:“有点奇怪, In JIALI belly has to be similar to the fluctuation of pregnancy, however the energy value of fluctuation rather was also too high. This girl what background? ” Christine remembers now, oneself is actually not very clear JIALI's background. Jane/simple Dangran does not know, she can only helpless shrugs to express does not know: „I guess, only then Thor knows, he isn't and JIALI has lived together?” 嘉丽肚子里有类似于怀孕的波动,但是波动的能量数值也未免太高了点吧。这女孩什么来历？”克里斯丁现在才想起,自己其实并不是很清楚嘉丽的来历呢。简当然也不知道,她只能无奈的耸肩表示不知道:“我猜只有托尔才知道,他不是和嘉丽同居过吗？” Said Thor, the tooth of Jane/simple still/or air/Qi was a little itchy. However Christine thought that the matter is not probably simple, she grasped the hair of oneself temple to rub: „Good, I thought that matter was a little complex. Jane/simple, can you help me?” 说道托尔,简还是有点气的牙痒痒的。但是克里斯丁却觉得事情好像没有那么简单,她抓起自己鬓角的头发揉搓了一下:“好吧,我觉得事情有点复杂了。简,你能帮我个忙吗？” „You said.” “你说。” „Looks for Thor, clarifies JIALI is any background.” “去找下托尔,弄清楚嘉丽到底是什么来历。” „...... Good.” “……好吧。” — — — — — — — — — — — — ———————————— „They like me ~ kā chā.” “她们喜欢我~咔嚓。” „They do not like me ~ kā chā.” “她们不喜欢我~咔嚓。” On the New York Central Park bench, Thor played the divination game with the fried chicken block, he attempted as far as possible stuttered fried chicken. However the fried chicken block was too big, even if can be very also difficult to accomplish this matter by solemn God of Thunder. Therefore he thought that the divination of oneself has filled with the variable. However he believes that such divination success ratio will be very high. 在纽约中央公园的长椅上,托尔用炸鸡块玩起了占卜游戏,他尝试尽可能的一口吃掉一块炸鸡。不过炸鸡块太大了,即便是以堂堂的雷神之能也很难办到这件事。所以他觉得自己的占卜充满了变数。不过他相信这样占卜的成功率会很高。 You asked that he so is why confident? That is because of his mother, but famous magician, is legendary Witch! Is practices divination and starlike image expert, therefore oneself is mother one's own, then natural should inherit her talent to be right. 你问他为什么这么有信心？那是因为他的母亲可是大名鼎鼎的魔法师,是传奇女巫啊！是占卜与星象的高手,所以自己是母亲亲生的,那么自然应该遗传了她的天赋才对。 The fried chicken ate a little will be thirsty, therefore healthy zero degree cola was very good choice. 炸鸡吃多了就会有点渴,所以健康的零度可乐就是很好的选择。 „dūn dūn dūn ~ belch ~” “吨吨吨~嗝儿~” The divination continues. 占卜继续。 „We different ~” Thor cell phone ring tone resounds, after this video ringtone is he to China, trades. “我们不一样~”托尔手机铃声响起,这彩铃是他到中国后换的。 Comes the electricity demonstration is Jane/simple, Thor thought that the fried chicken divination of oneself worked. 来电显示是简,托尔觉得自己的炸鸡占卜灵了。 „hey hey hey, Jane/simple.” “喂喂喂,简。” „Please call me Foster, Mr. Thor.” “请叫我福斯特,托尔先生。” „That anything, we do not need to isolate actually. Christine side you? I do not dare to telephone with you recently, feared that you misunderstand. However I must explain, I and JIALI not any relations. If she has been pregnant, then her belly child definitely is not my!” “那个什么,我们其实不用那么隔绝的。克里斯丁在你身边吗？我最近都不敢和你们打电话,就怕你们误会。但是我真的要说明,我和嘉丽没有任何关系。如果她怀孕了,那么她肚子里的孩子肯定不是我的！” „hē hē, you thought that you said now these I also do believe?” “呵呵,你觉得你现在说这些我还信吗？” „But this is the fact!” “但这是事实啊！” „Am I do not care about this fact, you now where?” “我不在乎这是不是事实,你现在在哪儿？” „The direction that New York Central Park, northwest block third red green lantern comes, I sit under a big tree.” “纽约中央公园,西北街区第三个红绿灯进来的方向,我坐在一个大树底下。” „Good, I need to look for your a little matter. Sits do not move there.” Spoke Jane/simple hanging the cell phone. “好,我需要找你有点事。坐在那儿别动。”说完话简就把手机给挂了。 Is cheering on remaining Thor same place: „I know, my fried chicken divination is smartest!” 就剩下托尔在原地欢呼:“我就知道,我的炸鸡占卜是最灵的！” The surrounding person looks that he as if saw a fool...... 周围人看着他仿佛看见了一个傻子…… Please remember this book first round domain name: Wind and cloud novel reading network cell phone version reading website: 请记住本书首发域名:风云小说阅读网手机版阅读网址:
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