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#207: superhero's love story from harem as huge as one person alone 1 person

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Thor does not have the means that he could not find including Doctor Doom now. Only can seek help from other people again. The person who however now can seek help are not many, person who now only remaining finally can seek help. That is good-hearted person representative Professor X Charles in Illuminati. 托尔没办法,他现在连杜姆博士都找不到了。只能是再去求助于其他人。但是现在能求助的人不多了,现在只剩下最后可以求助的人了。那就是光照会中的老好人代表X教授查尔斯。 However Professor X Charles is not very good to look. Since Tony gives him to manufacture the artificial limb armor has enabled him to stand to walk, Professor Charles starts the world everywhere to go to the wave. 但是X教授查尔斯不是很好找啊。自从托尼给他制作了义肢铠甲让他可以站立走路之后,查尔斯教授就开始全球到处去浪去了。 „Did you say Professor Charles? No, I have not seen him. You look at me now are also very busy.” Faces Thor's to inquire, Earth World Leader Steve Rogers so was saying. He is truly busy, piles big bunch of documents to probably process on his desk. “你说查尔斯教授？不,我没有见过他。你看我现在也是很忙的。”面对着托尔的询问,地球球长史蒂夫-罗杰斯如此说着。他确实很忙,在他的办公桌上堆着一大堆的文件要处理呢。 As Earth World Leader, the issue that Rogers needs to deal with are many went, now world in stride makes great strides forward toward the universe time greatly. The street sells the tea with milk started that universe to do to propagandize, for example the advertisement terminology of some joyful lemon changed. Changing: The joyful lemon tea with milk, Castle in the Sky Star Port assigns the tea with milk only. Joyful lemon tea with milk, on universe tea with milk. 作为地球球长,罗杰斯需要处理的问题可是多了去了,现在全球都在大步的朝着宇宙时代大迈进。就连街边卖奶茶的都开始那宇宙做宣传了,比如某快乐柠檬的广告用语都改了。改成:快乐柠檬奶茶,天空城星港唯一指定奶茶。快乐柠檬奶茶,上宇宙的奶茶。 Slogan so forth may be many, but also there is on anything the universe small crisp peach cookie, on universe French fries, on universe exploding chicken wing, on universe rice served with meat and vegetable topping. On Taobao also starts to sell the Earth fleet same funds self-heating military provisions, said anything is on the universe military provisions wait/etc.. Caused that a numerous video up Lord buys to make various evaluations to try to eat wait/etc.. 诸如此类的标语可多了,还有什么上宇宙的小桃酥,上宇宙的炸薯条,上宇宙的炸鸡翅,上宇宙的盖浇饭。淘宝上面还开始售卖地球舰队同款自热军粮,说什么是上宇宙的军粮等等。引得一众视频up主买来做各种评测试吃等等。 Pillow bedding bag anything, so long as can have such advertisement with the universe by above. People's universe time, moreover Earth Federation started to start the new project in Star Port Castle in the Sky, for example medical project. Because treatment of some diseases in the outer space compared with the treatment in the ground will have a better effect. Therefore the Earth last present universe upsurge arrived at a time of blowout. 就连枕头被套什么的,只要能和宇宙挨上边都会打这样的广告。全民宇宙时代嘛,而且地球联邦开始在星港天空城开始了新的项目,比如说医疗项目。因为有的疾病在太空中治疗会比在地面上治疗有更好的效果。所以地球上现在宇宙热潮已经到了一个井喷的时代。 Even started also appear in the Eastern some country new swindler company, said that was develops Moon and Mars real estate then calls the primitive investor, today invests the 10,000 Yuan, tomorrow a Moon suite. Caused that one group of people follow to invest, countless people placed the investment objective have hyped on the Moon real estate. 在东方某国家甚至开始还出现了新型的骗子公司,说是开发月球和火星房地产然后召集原始投资人,今天投资一万元,明日月球一套房。引得一群人跟风投资,无数人把投资目标放在了炒作月球房地产上面。 But in fact Earth Federation completely has not opened Moon now becomes the plan of humankind second place of residence. Later the Moon mission is almost a mine. Therefore Rogers World Leader has to clarify this matter to entire world: We not in Moon and project of Mars development real estate! 但实际上地球联邦现在完全没有开辟月球成为人类第二居住地的打算。以后月球的使命差不多就是一个矿场。所以罗杰斯球长不得不向全世界澄清这件事:我们并没有在月球和火星开发房地产的项目！ This caused countless people to discover that oneself was deceived, but these swindlers already curled money to travel. This develops Moon and fraud of Mars real estate becomes in history one of the maximum frauds, starts from the eastern country, then involved to disseminate global 10 several countries, being deceived crowd near million, the amount has been over 10 hundred million. Rogers World Leader that makes came out to spike a rumour, therefore entire Earth Federation is arresting this group of swindlers now. 这导致了无数人发现自己被骗,而那些骗子早就卷着钱跑路了。这场开发月球和火星房地产的骗局成为史上最大骗局之一,从东方国家开始,然后涉及传播到了全球十几个国家,受骗人群近百万,涉案金额超过十个亿。弄的罗杰斯球长都出来辟谣了,所以现在全地球联邦正在逮捕这群骗子呢。 „Therefore I really do not have the time to help you now.” Rogers World Leader was saying time, his secretary Sharon Carter carried one coffee to walk, Sharon has put side the coffee Rogers'. Then very natural station Rogers' behind, helping him pinch the shoulder to relax. “所以我现在是真的没有时间帮你。”罗杰斯球长这么说着的时候,他的秘书莎朗-卡特端着一杯咖啡走了进来,莎朗把咖啡放到了罗杰斯的身边。然后很自然的站到罗杰斯的身后,帮他捏肩膀放松。 Wait! Thor thought that oneself knows this Sharon. Right! Before she is not Rogers, girlfriend Peggy Carter niece?! Has not thought that Rogers World Leader was also the dregs male, Peggy Carter dies for seven years to do with her niece. Bah! Such dregs male does not match to help me! Thor does not know that was envies or envies angrily, in any case him walks. 等等！托尔觉得自己认识这个莎朗。对了！她不是罗杰斯前女友佩姬-卡特的侄女吗？！没想到罗杰斯球长也是个渣男,佩姬卡特才死了七年就和她的侄女搞上了。呸！这样的渣男不配帮我！托尔也不知道是羡慕还是嫉妒还是愤怒,反正他是走了。 However does not know is as luck would have it, Thor unexpectedly also on the road has bumped into Professor Charles. But at that time he( Mystique) three people fished in the seashore with Magneto as well as sharp Wen together. Three people seem harmony happiness hungry appearances, particularly Charles and Magneto two people are the relations are intimate with. 不过也不知道是不是赶巧,托尔居然还在路上的时候碰到了查尔斯教授。而当时他正在和万磁王以及锐雯（魔形女）三人一起在海边钓鱼呢。三人看上去其乐融融饿的模样,尤其是查尔斯和万磁王两人更是关系亲近。 Obviously side may be called sharp Wen of peerless outstanding person, but in these two old man actually obviously each other eyes only then the appearance of opposite party. Although said theoretically sharp Wen was old, she is also younger than Professor Charles. However cannot support the sharp Wen's x abilities to be easy-to-use. Mystique! She can be said as the true appearance is not old, she preserved the vigor of youth to that day of dying. 明明旁边有一位堪称绝世尤物的锐雯,但是这两个老男人却明显彼此眼中只有对方的模样。虽然说理论上来说锐雯的岁数不小了,她也就是比查尔斯教授小一点。但是架不住锐雯的x能力好用啊。魔形女啊！她可以说是真正的容颜不老,一直到死的那天她都永葆青春。 Moreover female who can the incarnation fantasize for any man, so long as has Mystique, then with having the entire world's harem was the same regarding many men. Really could not find out the wha youngest daughter performance to have the charm in this world compared with sharp Wen. But is this, two old men drink Korona beer to fish, then occasionally looks at each other to smile. Sharp Wen is more like younger sister same each fish that in their side is to fish laughs happily. 而且可以化身为任何一个男人所幻想的女性,只要拥有魔形女,那么对于很多男人来说就和拥有了全世界的后宫是一样的。在这个世界中实在想不出有什么女性能比锐雯更有魅力了。但就是这样,两个老男人还是喝着科罗纳啤酒钓着鱼,然后偶尔相视而笑。锐雯更像是个妹妹一样的在他们身边为钓起来的每条鱼开心大笑。 „Really is the harmonious whole family! It looks like two fathers leads a daughter.” Thor says with emotion, un? Probably where the feeling has is not right. Where however also probably does not have is not right. However looks at Charles and Magneto's condition, Thor thought that they possibly cannot add on oneself, because oneself needs to solve is not the issue of man, but is the issue of woman! “真是和睦的一家人啊！就像是两个爸爸带一个女儿。”托尔感慨道,嗯？感觉好像有什么地方不对。但是又好像没什么地方不对。不过看着查尔斯和万磁王的状态,托尔觉得他们可能也帮不上自己,因为自己需要解决的不是男人的问题而是女人的问题啊！ When Thor is worried, his telephone sound. Looks at the number, Christine hits. 就在托尔非常苦恼的时候,他的电话响了。一看号码,克里斯丁打来的。 „Christine is I, Thor. I am listening.” Thor is very excited. “克里斯丁是我,托尔。我在听呢。”托尔很激动。 „I know that is your Thor. I not only know that you are Thor, now also knows that you are Divine Dragon Great Hero, is God of Thunder Thor in Odin's son Norse mythology.” Christine of telephone that head is a little impatient. Her tone desolate saying: „Now you should hurry flies, has a matter to need you to solve.” “我知道是你托尔。我不仅知道你是托尔,现在还知道你是神龙大侠,还是奥丁的儿子北欧神话里的雷神托尔。”电话那头的克里斯丁有点不耐烦。她语气冷淡的说道:“你现在最好赶紧的飞过来一趟,有件事需要你解决。” „What matter?!” Thor excited saying: „Has me who any needs to help to do!” “什么事情？！”托尔兴奋的说道:“有任何需要帮忙的我都可以做！” „JIALI was pregnant. You need to come.” Christine coldly is saying. “嘉丽真的怀孕了。你需要过来一趟。”克里斯丁还是冷冷的说着。 „, It is not I does.” Thor hurried explanation. “呃,不是我干的。”托尔急忙解释。 „I did not care that is you do, in any case you now one. The matter needs you and your friends is solved.” Christine was saying faintly. “我不关心是不是你干的,反正你现在来一趟吧。事情需要你和你的朋友们来解决。”克里斯丁淡漠的说着。 Thor is helpless: „Good. You a while, my a while on the past. What Christine do you want to eat? I can on the road have the past while convenient.” 托尔无奈:“好吧。你等会儿,我一会儿就过去。克里斯丁你想要吃点什么吗？我可以路上顺便带过去。” „Does not use Divine Dragon Great Hero and God of Thunder mister. Here I and you solemnly declared, I and your relations. Our two bid good-bye.” But the Christine words just said, the telephone was robbed by her nearby Jane Foster: „Right, Mr. Thor. I and a Christine idea. My Jane Foster also announced today, because your dishonest and unfaithful/stamen, today I official and you bid good-bye. We later can only be the ordinary passer-by friend relate. When there is no any lets the behavior that person misunderstands.” “不用了神龙大侠和雷神先生。在这里我和你郑重的声明一下,我和你的关系完了。我们两个分手吧。”而克里斯丁的话刚说完,电话就被她旁边的简-福斯特抢走:“对,托尔先生。我和克里斯丁一个想法。我简-福斯特今日也宣布因为你的不诚实和花心,今天我正式和你分手。我们以后只能是普通的路人朋友关系。不要在有任何让人误会的行为了。” Two younger sisters both have gotten down the written judgment to Thor. 两个妹子都对托尔下了判决书。 In that flash, Thor as if turned on a radio in the mind: Cannot hold love me, always looks at it to sneak off helplessly. On world the happy person has everywhere, why cannot calculate my one. In order to like the island of resistance struggle, already had enough the love pain. Has in the person who in the love loses everywhere, but I am only. 在那一瞬间,托尔仿佛在脑海中打开了一台收音机:抓不住爱情的我,总是眼睁睁看它溜走。世界上幸福的人到处有,为何不能算我一个。为了爱孤军奋斗,早就吃够了爱情的苦。在爱中失落的人到处有,而我只是其中一个。 „Go away! Who put in Lin Zhixuan my ear!” Thor angry was roaring. “滚开！谁把林志炫放到我耳朵里了！”托尔愤怒的咆哮着。
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