DTYWIWMS :: Volume #11

#205: superhero love story strong color

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„Really Spider-Man is the unreliable fellow.” God of Thunder Thor hangs power failure words saying ruthlessly. He also wants Spider-Man to help oneself mediate, but has not thought of this fellow that easily unexpectedly the oneself telephone hanging. “果然蜘蛛侠就是靠不住的家伙。”雷神托尔挂掉电话狠狠的说道。他还想要蜘蛛侠帮自己说和说和呢,但是没想到这个家伙居然那么轻易的就把自己的电话给挂了。 Really is too young, does not handle matters sturdily. Thor spits in the innermost feelings Spider-Man Peter Parker, but how he can know the pain that Peter Parker bears now is he cannot imagine. Since Dr. Banner could not find, Peter Parker is unreliable. But that side mutant does not have any prospect. 果然还是太年轻,办事不牢靠呀。托尔在内心吐槽着蜘蛛侠彼得帕克,但他又怎能知道彼得帕克现在所承受的痛苦是他根本想象不到的呢。既然班纳博士找不到,彼得帕克靠不住。而变种人那边也没什么指望。 Then oneself can only seek help from other people. Tony Stark? No! This fellow not very professional. His oneself formerly was playboy, the loose past events were much more. 那么自己只能求助于其他人了。托尼斯塔克？不！这个家伙可不太行。他自己从前就是个花花公子,风流往事多得不得了。 His oneself truly has not levelled these matters, each time is the tails that Little Chili helps him receive. Moreover Li Jie in secret has also said his guess. 他自己都没有真正摆平过那些事情,每次都是小辣椒佩柏帮他收的尾。而且李杰还私底下说过他的猜测。 That is, Tony Stark possibly carried on DNA to castrate with some way by Little Chili Pepper. 那就是,托尼斯塔克可能被小辣椒佩铂用某种方式进行过DNA阉割。 Not but after Tony Stark that sperm goes to the head, on reckless individuality. He can achieve at least counts a hundred different female to have the relations for these years, but hasn't actually left behind any illegitimate child? 不然以托尼斯塔克那种精虫上脑后就不顾一切的个性。他怎么能做到这么多年来至少数百个不同的女性发生过关系,但是却没有留下任何一个私生子呢？ From the probability study, this is almost impossible. After all fires spear/gun to the blind person, so long as gives him a position to fire several hundred spears/guns, always the round can on the target. But Tony Stark this for more than 10 years, hits may on incessantly the hundred spear/gun. 从概率学上来说,这几乎是不可能的。毕竟就是给盲人打枪,只要给他一个方位开上几百枪,总是有一发能上靶的吧。而托尼斯塔克这10多年来,打出去的可不止上百枪了。 But in the society does not have any hearsay and news about his illegitimate child. Even if some Hollywood stars want, because has the ambiguous relations to disclose operation scandal anything with Tony, quick will be confirmed counterfeits, her belly child radically will not be Tony's. 而社会上没有任何关于他私生子的传闻和消息。即便有一些好莱坞女星想要因为和托尼有暧昧关系而爆料操作绯闻什么的,也很快会被证实是作假,她肚子里的孩子根本就不会是托尼的。 After whenever such matter exposure, this kind of female celebrity sale price will instead fall suddenly, fully has not achieved the original intention that they hype from the beginning. 而每当这样的事情曝光之后,这一类的女明星身价反而会暴跌,完全没有达到他们一开始所炒作的本意。 But this secret all promoters, are Little Chili. She can always solve these to approach the Tony Stark woman perfectly, making them lose. 而这幕后的一切推手,都是小辣椒。她总能完美的解决那些靠近托尼斯塔克的女人,让她们铩羽而归。 According to the Little Chili oneself words: She is responsible for handling Tony's all matters, including throwing trash. Woman who probably these and Tony has an affair, in her eyes and trash does not have the too wide difference. 按照小辣椒自己的话来说:她负责处理托尼的一切事情,包括丢垃圾。大概那些和托尼有染的女人,在她眼里都和垃圾没有太大差别。 But on the other hand, shortly after Little Chili and Tony married she was pregnant. Moreover, fresh also truly is the Tony child, this has proven from another aspect, Tony only cannot blow off the artillery not to have the bullet. 而另一方面,小辣椒和托尼结婚后没多久她就怀孕了。而且,生的也确实是托尼孩子,这从另一个方面证明了,托尼并不是只能放空炮没子弹。 Bullet that but formerly let out, is useless. By gene safety lock. Probably after only then bumps into the Little Chili gene, meets the unlocking. 只不过从前放出去的子弹,全都没有用。都被上了基因安全锁。大概只有碰到小辣椒的基因之后才会解锁。 Although does not have any evidence to prove all these that Li Jie said real. However from the conspiracy theory, all these also has possibly. Therefore Little Chili is really a very fierce female. 虽然没有任何证据证明李杰说的这一切是真的。但是从阴谋论上来讲,这一切也不是没有可能的。所以小辣椒真的是一个非常厉害的女性。 Therefore Thor does not want to provoke Little Chili. Although this female does not reveal the mountain not water leakage, has hidden that works in behind silently, however her degree of hazard, in Thor's at heart, almost and Li Jie draws the equal. 所以托尔并不想去招惹小辣椒。虽然这个女性不显山不漏水,一直都是藏在背后默默做事的那种,但是她的危险程度,在托尔的心里,差不多和李杰是划上等号的。 Since Tony Stark that cannot seek help, but Strange and oneself has the dispute in the sentiment. The person who then oneself can seek help were getting fewer and fewer. 既然托尼斯塔克那面不能求助,而斯特兰奇又和自己在感情上有纠葛。那么自己可以求助的人就越来越少了。 Good, not having the means that Thor only to project in Doctor Doom Doom's the idea, although said that Du Doom was the strip single dog, but he is also known as one of the entire world most intelligent people, not. Believes his wisdom should a little means solution oneself issue. 好吧,没有办法,托尔只能把主意打到了毁灭博士杜姆的身上,虽然说杜杜姆一直是条单身狗,但是他也是号称全世界最聪明的人之一,不是吗。相信他的智慧应该会有一点办法解决自己的问题吧。 Thor so is consoling oneself. 托尔如此自我安慰着。 — — — — — — —————— In Latvia. 在拉脱维亚。 This place everywhere is filling with Doom's individual aura, including Doom Valley, Doom river, Doomstadt fort, Doom street, Doom Forest. On the main street and small alley is standing erect everywhere the Doom's statue, is hanging the Doom's portrait. The chest front of people are hanging the Doom's badge. 这个地方处处充满着杜姆的个人气息,包括杜姆谷,杜姆河,杜姆城堡,杜姆街,杜姆林。大街小巷上到处竖立着杜姆的雕像,挂着杜姆的画像。人们的胸前挂着杜姆的像章。 Thor is not first time comes to here, but every time comes this, will make him have a time-space cross over misconception. Was as if same oneself cross over to another world, on here main street and small alley is hanging the green flag. In the man top of the head wears the green ceremonial hat. Because green is the color that Doom most loves, 托尔并不是第一次来这里,不过每一次来这,都会让他有一种时空穿越的错觉。自己仿佛穿越到了另一个世界一样,这里大街小巷上都挂着绿色的旗子。男人头顶上都戴着绿色的礼帽。因为绿色是杜姆最爱的颜色, Also became the color in this country. When Thor looks for the Doom's time, was actually informed Doom now not here. 也成为了这个国家的颜色。当托尔来找杜姆的时候,却被告知杜姆现在并不在这里。 „Did he go?” “那他去了哪儿？” „Participated in Dr. Reed and Susan miss wedding.” “去参加里德博士与苏珊女士的婚礼去了。” — — — — — — — — ———————— As the entire world most intelligent person who in Illuminati all big shots think, Dr. Reed definitely ranks first, moreover is number of votes most that. 作为光照会的所有大佬都一致认为的全世界最聪明的人中,里德博士肯定是排名第一,而且是得票数最多的那位。 He has many astonishing inventions. For example can eliminate the extraterrestrial hemorrhoids paste, for example absorbs energy to transform from villain as the special installment of electrical energy. Recently he united Dr. Banner as well as Wolverine successful transformed an ultra-large number battery universe overlord Extinguishing Tyrant Thanos. 他有过许多惊人的发明。比如说能消灭外星人的痔疮膏,比如说从反派身上吸取能量转化为电能的特殊装置。最近他联合班纳博士以及金刚狼成功的将宇宙霸主灭霸萨诺斯改造成了一节超大号的电池。 Is following Dr. Reed 【Does not want brain】 The plan principle, the brain of Thanos by Dr. Banner and Wolverine Logan two people joint effort, takes from his brain, then has admitted in the culture dish. 遵循着里德博士【不要脑子】的计划原则,萨诺斯的大脑被班纳博士与金刚狼罗根两人合力,从他的大脑中取出来,然后放进了培养皿中。 But the body of Thanos was transformed a momentarily spare ultra-large number battery, to actuate humankind ultimate weapon. A that type of artillery can turn dry/does counts the hundred Dark Elf Battleship super electromagnetic gun. 而萨诺斯的身体则被改造成一间随时备用的超大号电池,以驱动人类的终极武器。那种一炮能够干翻数百艘黑暗精灵战舰的超级电磁炮。 Moreover Dr. Reed also has the talent on the creation script. Wrote a given name to call the Evolution movie, the box office greatly has also sold. Although in has the part to be a suspect to taunt the oneself old schoolmate Doctor Doom's suggestion in inside. 而且里德博士在创作剧本上面也颇有天赋。曾经写过一本名叫进化危机的电影,票房也大卖过。虽然里面有部分涉嫌嘲讽自己老同学杜姆博士的暗示在里面。 In brief Dr. Reed is very bad besides the investment, he is very splendid in other aspects. However also because of his investment failure, as well as all kinds of miscellaneous matters, has been delaying him and Susan wedding. 总之里德博士除了投资很糟糕之外,在其他方面他都很出色。不过也因为他的投资失败,以及各种各样的杂事,一直拖延着他和苏珊的婚礼。 But now Dr. Reed 40 years old, he thought that cannot delay, if the disagreement/not with Susan marriage, he will think again this whole life is unfair to Susan miss. 而现在里德博士已经40岁了,他觉得再也不能拖延了,如果再不和苏珊结婚的话,他会觉得这辈子太对不起苏珊女士。 Therefore he decided. These time must complete him and Susan miss wedding in any event. 所以他决定了。这一次无论如何都要完成他和苏珊女士的婚礼。 But also attended the ceremony by the invitation as old schoolmate's Doom. Although once had the misunderstanding, but these misunderstanding were also relieved. No matter what, Doom is the oneself old schoolmate, Reed thought it is necessary to invite him. 而作为老同学的杜姆也被邀请来观礼。虽然曾经有误会,但是那些误会也被解除了。不管怎么说,杜姆都是自己的老同学,里德觉得有必要邀请他。 But as the Doctor Doom present helper, Nova Sam still remembers, at that time after Doom was received the invitation, his expression becomes Yin clear uncertain. As if after struggling was very hesitant long. He sets firm resolve to go. 而作为杜姆博士现在的帮手,新星萨姆还记得,当时杜姆是接到邀请函之后,他的表情变得阴晴不定。仿佛挣扎犹豫了很久之后。他才下定决心要去。 In order to express attaching great importance to of oneself, Doctor Doom has unloaded oneself Iron Man Armor, has changed the oneself most grand formal clothes, even also made Sam dress up, participated in this time attending the ceremony with the oneself same attire. 为了表示自己的重视,杜姆博士卸下了自己的钢铁战甲,换上了自己最隆重的礼服,甚至还让萨姆打扮了一番,和自己同样的装束一起去参加这次的观礼。 In crowd that in the wedding scene attended the ceremony, two wear green western-style clothing, the green pants, the head also brings the green dome ceremonial hat to attend this wedding to attend the ceremony. 所以在婚礼现场观礼的人群中,有两位穿着绿色的西装,绿色的西裤,头上还带着绿色的圆顶礼帽来参加这一次婚礼观礼。 Without a doubt, these two is Doctor Doom, but one person is his running about little brother Sam. 毫无疑问,这两人一人便是杜姆博士,而一人则是他的跑腿小弟萨姆。 Sam before the attending the ceremony ceremony as if heard Doctor Doom to talk over one low voice: „Powerhouse does not need the woman.” 在观礼仪式前萨姆仿佛听见杜姆博士小声的念叨了一声:“强者不需要女人。”
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