DTYWIWMS :: Volume #11

#174: This time mainly to rescue Leonardo

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Nova Corps this time aided the Earth's motion is in history the fastest rescue, because Earth regarding Nova Corps was really a very important place. Various entertainment projects that here produces look like regarding Nova Corps everybody Mental narcotics same non- magic ring break. Especially those have not terminated, soap opera, comics wait/etc.. These things do not know that has many people to wait to renew in the pain. If said story that these pursued was cut off suddenly was too inexpensive, that may not to mention Nova Corps everybody has is uncomfortable. 新星军团这次援助地球的行动可谓是史上最速的救援了,因为对于新星军团来说地球真的是一个很重要的地方。这里出产的各种娱乐项目对于新星军团的各位来说就像是精神毒品一样的无法戒断。尤其是那些还没有完结的、电视剧、漫画等等。那些东西可不知道有多少人在苦等更新呢。要是说这些正在追的故事突然断掉了太贱了,那可别提新星军团的大伙儿有多么的难受了。 The volunteer troops who therefore this Nova Corps all gives support are wait eagerly, they want the fellow to eradicate these and oneself entertainment habitat is. They full speed have caught up. Moreover old friend Denarian Irani of person official Earthling people leads. Earth regarding Irani is a special place, here not only has various good food and entertainment products that oneself likes, has the person who oneself most likes. 所以这一次新星军团所有前来支援的志愿军都是憋着一股劲的,他们想要将那些和自己娱乐产地做对的家伙全都铲除掉。他们已经全速赶来了。而且带队的人正式地球人民的老朋友十夫长伊莱尼。对于伊莱尼来说地球是个特殊的地方,这里不仅仅有自己喜欢的各种美食和娱乐产品,同时也有自己最喜欢的人。 Right! The person who Irani most likes is the face is important the prosperous times peak Leonardo DiCaprio. Since Li Jie and the others after newly change old plum the small plum, the life of his whole person was changed again. The small plum of young time is very rampant does not ask for the happy person, his 20 year time drives the steamship to hit the iceberg simultaneously hit the global young girls at heart, became renown Prince on a White Horse. 没错！伊莱尼最喜欢的人就是颜值重回盛世巅峰的李奥纳多-迪卡普里奥。自从李杰等人把老李子从新变回小李子之后,他的整个人的人生再一次被改变了。年轻时候的小李子是个十分嚣张不讨喜的人,他二十岁的时候就开着大船撞冰山同时撞进了全球少女的心里,成为了举世皆知的白马王子。 He affection leisurely manner in movie graceful charming threatening. Rampant being insufferably arrogant of small plum that however becomes famous young in reality. His 20 year time talks wildly oneself not to participate in «The Titanic» will not participate in the chase of best male lead corner/horn at the presentation ceremony of Oscar, if he went to rob the crest of wave of Oscar, Oscar was the time that these old age appraisal committees minority can show off, oneself should not snatch this crest of wave. 他在电影里深情款款举止优雅帅气逼人。但是年少成名的小李子在现实中嚣张的不可一世。他二十岁时候放言自己不会去参加《泰坦尼克号》在奥斯卡的颁奖典礼也不会参加最佳男主角的追逐,因为如果他去了的话就会把奥斯卡的风头全抢走了,奥斯卡是那些老年评委们少数可以出风头的时刻,自己不该去抢这个风头。 Leonardo these words could be said as doing of textbook rank die. His a few words all offended over a thousand old age appraisal committee in entire Oscar appraisal committee system. Leonardo also thinks at that time oneself does not need to flatter anybody by the oneself movie quality to attain the Oscar best actor award item. However he has made a mistake, the appraisal committees of Oscar may bear a grudge. They entire hatred/enemy record entire 20 year. I make you be accepted, I make you excited, but I do not win a prize to you, I irritate you to go! 李奥纳多的这番话可以说是教科书级别的作死了。他一句话就将整个奥斯卡评委体系里的上千名老年评委全都得罪了。李奥纳多当时还以为自己凭借自己的影片质量不用讨好任何人都能拿到奥斯卡最佳男演员奖项。但是他错了,奥斯卡的评委们可记仇了。他们把整个仇记了整整二十年。我就让你入围,我就让你兴奋,但是我就不给你得奖,我气死你去！ Therefore Leonardo Hollywood ups and downs these many years later finally learned to discard the oneself idol burden, he knew finally the dependence played to lead anything, he is unable to succeed. Therefore after Leonardo reaches middle-age, more live was more indifferent, image anything's not mattering. He is frequently untidy sloven appear in a public setting, moreover was patted by the paparazzi. For example playing with water spear/gun anything, this became one type is classical. 于是李奥纳多在好莱坞沉浮这么多年之后终于学会了抛掉自己的偶像包袱,他终于知道了依靠耍帅什么的,他是无法成功的。所以李奥纳多人到中年之后越活越无所谓了,形象什么的无所谓了。他经常衣衫不整不修边幅的出现在公共场合,而且还被狗仔队拍到。还有比如玩水枪什么的,这都成为了一种经典了。 Now after pursuing has attained the Oscar best male lead corner/horn award item, Leonardo in some sense the life has achieved perfection. Especially after experiencing Earth by crisis of extraterrestrial invasion, Leonardo has a feeling of awakening greatly. After this little likely is gold/metal- Kerry lives in retirement , the drawing condition. 现在追逐拿到了奥斯卡最佳男主角奖项之后,李奥纳多算是从某种意义上人生达到了圆满。尤其是在经历过地球被外星人入侵的危机之后,李奥纳多算是有一种大彻大悟的感觉。这有点像是金-凯瑞息影后绘画的状态。 Such Leonardo changes had the charm. He has a middle-aged person to look at the pale feeling, is maintaining that face/color price/value of oneself peak, this regarding Irani simply is fatal attraction. When two people are in harmony the movie about Nova Corps Irani not restrainable starts to pursue Leonardo but actually. 这样的李奥纳多变的更加的有魅力了。他有着一种中年人看淡的感觉,又保持着自己巅峰时期的那颜值,这对于伊莱尼来说简直就是致命的吸引力。所以在两人合拍关于新星军团的电影的时候伊莱尼不可抑制的就开始倒追李奥纳多。 Said, at that time Leonardo was also very awkward. Because before him , the arrangements has accompanied Irani in Li Jie and the others under. Because the Irani status is very special, she is one of the Nova Corps senior leadership. Must know that entire Nova Corps also only has 50 Denarian. 说真的,当时李奥纳多也是很为难的。因为他之前就在李杰等人的安排下陪过伊莱尼。因为伊莱尼的身份很特殊,她是新星军团的高层领导之一。要知道整个新星军团也不过只有五十个十夫长而已。 At that time to save Earth, Leonardo has made the sacrifice and contribution of oneself. The Illuminati big shots very much thanked him . Moreover the Marvel group also packed him became Milky Way Superstar. He now no longer is a simple Earth movie star, his enterprise rise leapt a brand-new level. 当时为了拯救地球,李奥纳多做出了自己的牺牲和贡献。光照会的大佬们都很感谢他,而且漫威集团也把他包装成为了银河巨星了。他现在已经不再是简单的一个地球影星了,他的事业上升飞跃到了一个全新的层次。 But Irani starts to pursue Leonardo but actually time, the small plum a little greatly cannot let loose. 而伊莱尼开始倒追李奥纳多的时候,小李子有点不大放得开。 Because the status of opposite party was too high, is not oneself this movie celebrity can compare completely. Spoke the sentence words not of pleasant to hear, if Irani is not happy, she does not need to begin the finger to pinch dead oneself. Although Irani the skin color of body is different, but the appearance and stature place in the Earthling eye absolutely to belong to the rank of big beautiful woman. Moreover pattern that her dense could not have played, therefore Leonardo fell to the enemy quickly in the bosom of Irani. 因为对方的身份真的太高了,完全不是自己这种电影明星可以相比的。说句不好听的话,如果伊莱尼不高兴的话,她不用动手指头都能捏死自己。伊莱尼虽然身体的肤色不同,但是长相和身材放在地球人的眼中都绝对属于大美女的级别。而且她还会很多维密们玩不出的花样,所以李奥纳多很快就沦陷在了伊莱尼的怀抱里了。 Now two people have established the love affair officially. Because also the Irani special status caused Leonardo to give up oneself collecting liking of tender mold. Because this matter, if were known by Irani, she will tie up on the rocket to deliver to Sun to go oneself. 现在两人算是正式的确立了恋爱关系。同时也因为伊莱尼的特殊身份导致了李奥纳多不得不放弃自己收集嫩模的爱好了。因为这事儿要是被伊莱尼知道的话,她会把自己绑上火箭上送到太阳去的。 However Irani likes Leonardo also real, but Leonardo present enterprise also centralized on Earth. Moreover some Nova Corps stipulations, Nova in office time does not permit the marriage. Because Nova Corps does not think that the appear father passes on child household influence. Nova must maintain neutral one group of people. 不过伊莱尼喜欢李奥纳多也是真的,不过李奥纳多现在的事业还集中在地球上。而且新星军团有规定,新星在职的时候不允许结婚。因为新星军团内部可不想出现父传子这种家族势力。新星是必须要保持中立的一群人。 Therefore Irani and Leonardo this to the cruel fate affectionate couple also can only temporary lives apart two balls. 所以伊莱尼和李奥纳多这对苦命鸳鸯也只能是暂时的分居两球。 But, Irani obtained Earth without a doubt by the news that Dark Elf spheres time, she is utterly confused! When she led the army soon to approach the Earth's time she immediately to give Earth to send the contact message: „Here is Nova Corps supports the Earth's first volunteer troops, is Earth now good?! Please answer!” 而毫无疑问的,伊莱尼得到了地球被黑暗精灵围住的消息的时候,她是心乱如麻啊！所以当她带领着军队快要靠近地球的时候她就立刻给地球发送了联络消息:“这里是新星军团支援地球的第一志愿军,地球现在还好吗？！请回话！” Was eating being startled by the sudden pass on message about flavor Li Jie, noodles that therefore ate all of a sudden oneself choking. cough cough Coughs Li Jie coughed several coughing violently the noodles in throat, the noodles that no matter Li Jie also in the present nostril just coughed, he met communication to answer: „Crooked ~ crooked ~ crooked ~, here is Earth. All are very good, at present Earth all peace, Dark Elf has not broken through a first defense line, the strength of Earth Battleship fleet also basically has been preserved at present.” 正在吃合味道的李杰被突然的传讯给惊到了,所以吃的面条一下子就把自己给呛到了。咳咳咳~李杰猛烈的咳嗽了好几声才把喉咙里的面条给咳嗽出来,李杰也不管现在鼻孔里刚咳出来的面条,他接起了通讯器就回话:“歪~歪~歪~,这里是地球。一切都很好,目前地球一切太平,黑暗精灵还没有突破第一道防线,目前地球战舰舰队的实力还基本得到保存。” „We can coordinate Nova Corps to carry on one instead to Dark Elf to encircle to make the campaign that a center blossoms!” Li Jie shaking the fist ruthlessly, in his nose is hanging the noodles also in together sway. He now could not have forgotten central blossoming tactic. “我们可以配合新星军团对黑暗精灵进行一场反围剿打出一场中心开花的战役！”李杰狠狠的挥拳,他鼻子里挂着的面条也在跟着一起摇晃。他现在还忘不了中心开花战术呢。 But Irani of that head hears Li Jie's answering to be a little incredible, how to be possible? Was Earth by these many Dark Elf Battleship enveloping attacks, preserved how possibly the most strength? What oneself most is worried was Dark Elf has projected in Earth, the small plum of such words oneself had the danger. 而那头的伊莱尼听到李杰的回话有点不可置信,怎么可能呢？地球被这么多的黑暗精灵战舰包围攻击,怎么可能还保存大半实力呢？自己最担心的是黑暗精灵已经打到地球上了,那样的话自己家的小李子就有危险了。 Irani really does not believe words that Li Jie spoke, the fleet that after she leads approaches Solar System more and more she discovered Li Jie said probably real. 伊莱尼确实不太相信李杰所说的话,但是当她带领的舰队越来越靠近太阳系之后她发现李杰说的大概是真的。
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