DTYWIWMS :: Volume #11

#17: Performance (Middle Part) of scum

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『Chapter is wrong, this reported』 『章节错误,点此举报』 Li Jie to let Thor thoroughly gets rid of the region of his scene of carnage, therefore has made a plan of scum greatly combat specially. 李杰为了让托尔彻底摆脱他的修罗场的境地,所以特别制定了一个人渣大作战的计划。 Greatly the so-called scum operation plan refers to is makes Thor show he not good place in front of Storm as far as possible. Reason that because Storm likes Thor, very big reason is because the Thor's thunder and lightning ability has fatal attraction to her. 所谓的人渣大作战计划指的就是让托尔在暴风女面前尽量展现出他不好的地方。因为暴风女之所以喜欢托尔,其中很大的原因就是因为托尔的雷电能力对她有一种致命的吸引力。 Li Jie thought that this looks like many little yellow writing or is inside the story of writing is the same, because male lead corner/horn special ability, but had fatal attraction to the female, then can act in a self-serving manner anything. 李杰觉得这就像是很多的小黄文或者是里面的写的故事一样,男主角因为特殊特殊的能力而对女性有了致命的吸引力,然后就可以为所欲为什么的。 Had these leads of ability unceasingly turns into ox head person soldier anything other people. Present Thor very much obviously had favors like this. Has a look green...... Black Panther! The day of death and Sword Saint that Brian pitiful Strange, he has been forced to mix now was a companion. 有了这些能力的主角不断的将其他人变成牛头人战士什么的。现在的托尔就很明显有这样的倾向了。看看绿……黑豹吧！还有可怜的斯特兰奇,他现在都已经被迫混的终日和剑圣布莱恩为伍了。 Person who knows knew that is because their private relations are very good, the words that does not know also think that these two Britain gentlemen come from British gay are blue! 知道的人晓得是因为他们两个人的私人关系很好,不知道的话还以为这两位英国绅士是来自于英gay兰呢！ Li Jie thought that Thor this has sufficed, he cannot in be excessive, after all he obviously is a fatty, but actually must become the small butter and small pornography male lead corner/horn anything, this little went too far. Li Jie to the day pledged that he is not envies absolutely. oneself does not want to make being forced of more person the ox head person soldier. 李杰觉得托尔这样已经够了,他不能在过分了,毕竟他明明是一个胖子,但是却非要成为小黄油和小黄书的男主角什么的,这有点太过分了。李杰对天发誓他绝对不是嫉妒来着。自己只是不想让更多人的被迫成为牛头人战士。 After all gives back to this world piece of green is the desires of many person, but must is also not this green! 毕竟还给这个世界一片绿色是很多人的愿望,但是要还的也不是这个绿色啊! Several people searched for several hours in this desert, however has achieved nothing. After all wants to look for ruins in urban legend is really a little difficult. 几个人在这片沙漠搜寻了好几个小时,但是一无所获。毕竟想要找一个都市传说中的遗址真的是有点难啊。 After the search is fruitless, Night Traveler greeted Storm and Black Panther and the others comes to have a lunch together first. Because Sahara noon Sun of desert has exposed to the sun, Li Jie does not think oneself exposes to the sun is too black, after all the oneself person supposes is a charming cream puff comes. 所以在搜索无果之后,夜行者招呼暴风女和黑豹等人一起过来先吃个午饭。因为撒哈拉的沙漠的中午太阳太晒了,李杰不想自己晒的太黑,毕竟自己的人设是一个帅气的奶油小生来的。 Therefore he requests Thor to make dark clouds to obstruct Sun, some light rain under the surroundings isolates the arid hot blast while convenient. 所以他要求托尔弄一片乌云过来遮一下太阳,顺便在周围下一些小雨来隔绝一下干旱的热风。 In the place sky that therefore in several people sit in a circle floated scrap dark cloud just keeping off the Sun light, simultaneously the edge of this dark cloud also had be continuous drizzle. The thorough drizzle has formed a water screen, this just lost the moisture content the hot blast blocking the outside dry letting person skin. 于是就在几个人围坐的地方天空上飘来了一小块乌云刚好把太阳光给挡上了,同时这块乌云的边缘还下起了一阵绵延细雨。绵密的细雨形成了一道水帘,这刚好把外面干燥的让人皮肤失去水分的热风给挡住了。 Li Jie used a water to pat the face of oneself to give the oneself facial skin supplementary station water while convenient, after all oneself also by the person who the face ate meal ~! 李杰顺便用了点水拍了拍自己的脸来给自己的脸皮补点水,毕竟自己也是靠脸吃饭的人呐~！ Thor's this playing is very attractive, the person said that handles big issue with smart power is a skill, but thousand jin (0.5 kg) dial 42 in turn similarly are the serious abilities. This requests to achieve so the person of technology to surpass regarding the oneself ability controls exquisitely exceptionally. 托尔的这一手玩的很漂亮,人说四两拨千斤是一种本事,但是反过来千斤拨42同样是不得了的本领。这要求达成如此技术的人对于自己的能力超控异常的细腻。 Former Thor can relaxed ruin planet, but was very difficult to be exquisite played such detailed work. However in Earth's these years, his exquisite technology obtained the considerable progress. 从前的托尔可以轻松的毁灭一个星球,但是却很难细腻的玩出这样的花活。不过在地球的这些年,他的这种细腻的技术得到了长足的进步。 However this has caused a Storm's worship, if the Black Panther life is a love fosters the game, he can see in the Storm's top of the head now unceasing flutters 【Divine Dragon Great Hero good sensitivity + 50 and + 100】. Moreover also can see head of oneself unceasing flutters the green ray 【Black Panther green hat value +】 【Black Panther evolution green leopard progress hundred 88%】. 不过这又引起了暴风女的一阵崇拜,如果黑豹的人生是一场恋爱养成游戏的话,他现在就可以看到暴风女的头顶上不断的飘出【神龙大侠好感度+50、+100】。而且同时还可以看到自己的头上不断的飘出绿色的光芒【黑豹绿帽值+】【黑豹进化绿豹进度百88】。 This is not Black Panther wants certainly to see that he is not helps Thor brush the favorable impression. Therefore he found the Li Jie low voice complaint: „You did not say that can let Storm repugnant Divine Dragon Great Hero?! I thought that you are giving Divine Dragon Great Hero to brush the favorable impression obviously!” 这当然不是黑豹想要看到的,他可不是来帮托尔刷好感的。于是他找到李杰小声的抱怨:“你不是说要让暴风女讨厌神龙大侠吗？！我看你明明是在给神龙大侠刷好感吧！” „Wait, you worry! Did this no talent just start?!” Li Jie to the hand signal that Black Panther feels relieved: „Relax, I will certainly help your.” “等等,你着什么急啊！这不才刚刚开始吗？！”李杰给黑豹一个放心的手势:“放心吧,我一定会帮你的。” Li Jie speaks puts out him already to prepare various good food from the oneself space waistband, starts to call everybody to eat meal together. 李杰说着话就从自己的空间腰带里拿出了他早就准备好的各种食物,开始招呼大家一起吃饭。 But this is the Li Jie preparation first pass/test, making Thor expose the first step of oneself shortcoming in front of Storm. 而这就是李杰准备的第一关,让托尔在暴风女面前暴露自己缺点的第一步。 Li Jie has prepared many food, moreover various waste dwelling joyful water and burger sandwich anything that quite eats conveniently. 李杰准备了很多的食物,而且是比较方便吃的各种废宅快乐水和汉堡三明治什么的。 When he puts out these food, Black Panther plans to have the demeanor is making Storm eat first, but Divine Dragon Great Hero actually careless brought the package to be round food from Li Jie directly together. „Has starved to death, first eats five burger pad pad bellies.” Divine Dragon Great Hero Thor speaks at the same time is generous small burger one two toward mouth Bariset. 而当他拿出这些食物的时候,黑豹正打算非常具有风度的让暴风女先吃来着,而神龙大侠却大大咧咧的直接从李杰那边把食物一起拿过来包圆了。“饿死了,先吃五个汉堡垫垫肚子。”神龙大侠托尔说着话的同时将一个两只手大小的汉堡往嘴巴里塞。 kǎ zī ~! Saw only Divine Dragon Great Hero one to get down gigantic burger to be short of half instantaneously. But various sauces on burger also moistened completely Divine Dragon Great Hero cheeks and beard. 卡兹~！只见神龙大侠一口下去硕大的汉堡瞬间少了一半。而汉堡上的各种酱料也沾满了神龙大侠的的脸颊和胡子。 The red ketchup, white card Shi reaches the sauce, but also since birth vegetable leaf and good meat broth wait/etc.. It seems very sloppy dirty. 红色的番茄酱,白色的卡仕达酱,还有生菜叶子和牛肉汁等等。看上去就非常的邋遢肮脏。 But second mouth Divine Dragon Great Hero entire burger finishing eating. 而第二口神龙大侠就把一整个汉堡给吃完了。 And after finishing eating entire burger, Divine Dragon Great Hero has put out one bottle of joyful water directly, ton ~ ton ~ ton ~, he has killed joyful water of one bottle of one rise attires. But the brown joyful water arrives following his corners of the mouth class/flow everywhere is. It can be said that suitable did not have the image and makings. 并且吃完整个汉堡之后,神龙大侠直接拿出了一瓶快乐水,吨~吨~吨~,他一口气就干掉了一瓶一升装的快乐水。而棕色的快乐水顺着他的嘴角流到身上到处都是。可以说是相当的没有形像和气质了。 No! Not only does not have the image and makings, but also special does not have the demeanor. Because after just Black Panther planned to receive food, first gives Storm to eat. 不！不仅仅是没有形像和气质,而且还特别的没有风度。因为刚刚黑豹是打算接过来食物后先给暴风女吃的。 Because there is miss, must display a gentry demeanor to come out in this time many. Otherwise is denounced by the female student very much easily. Especially eats such does not have the image, this must deduct points really greatly! 因为有女士在,在这个时候多少要表现一点绅士风度出来的。不然的话是很容易被女生诟病的。尤其是吃的这么没有形像,这真的是要大大扣分的啊! Looks appearance that Divine Dragon Great Hero such eats and drinks extravagantly, Black Panther is believes really Divine Dragon Great Hero must brush in front of Storm lost/carrying divides. Because before Storm, although said that is infatuated with Divine Dragon Great Hero very much, but does not have true thorough to understand him. 看着神龙大侠这么大吃大喝的模样,黑豹真的是相信神龙大侠是要在暴风女面前刷负分了。因为暴风女之前虽然说很迷恋神龙大侠,但是没有真正的深入了解过他。 If makes Storm deeply understand that the Divine Dragon Great Hero usual life is actually very bad, has all kinds of not good customs. Eats meal very ugly, the manner does not have demeanor wait/etc.. Was this is very easy to make Storm produce being sick Divine Dragon Great Hero at heart? 如果说让暴风女深入了解神龙大侠平时的生活其实很糟糕,有着各种各样的不好的习惯。吃饭很难看,为人没有风度等等。这是不是就很容易让暴风女产生对神龙大侠的厌烦心里了？ Black Panther looks Divine Dragon Great Hero not vivid gobbles up the burger big mouth to drink cola anything, he thought: Does not look like Divine Dragon Great Hero is serious. He planned that to eliminate really the Storm's good sensitivity! 黑豹看着神龙大侠毫无形象的吞吃着汉堡大口喝着可乐什么的,他心想:唔,看起来神龙大侠是玩真的。他是真的打算把暴风女的好感度刷下来啊！ He may be ready for any sacrifice, is an image does not take into consideration. Said that he is also superhero, the environmental protection soldier! Black Panther many is a little at heart affected, thought that Divine Dragon Great Hero had very big sacrifice. 他可真的是豁出去了啊,真的是一点形像都不顾及了。怎么说他也是一个超级英雄,环保战士啊!黑豹的心里多少有点感动,觉得神龙大侠真的有很大的牺牲啊。 Such comes a time words Storm's good sensitivity to reduce 50 to 100! Black Panther hopeful turning the head looked to Storm. Sees only Storm to hold in the chest speaks of: „! Does Divine Dragon Great Hero eat meal continually so is heroic refreshedly?! Really graceful!” 这么来一次的话暴风女的好感度怎么也要减个五十到一百吧！黑豹满怀希望的转头看向了暴风女。只见暴风女手捧在胸口说到:“哇！神龙大侠连吃饭都这么豪迈爽快吗？！真帅！” Green leopard: Black Person question mark??? 绿豹:黑人问号？？？ But the understanding also looks that Storm quite a while could not speak, perhaps this was a -called person looks at your pleasing to the eyes words, you talks nonsense are fragrant. 而理解也看着暴风女半天说不出话来,也许这就是所谓的一个人看你顺眼的话,你就连放屁都是香甜的吧。 :.: :。: 『Joins the bookmark, easy reading』 『加入书签,方便阅读』 Kisses/Intimate, clicks, to the high praise, the score jumps over Gauguin to be newly quicker, it is said gave gave the perfect score newly finally had found the pretty wife! 亲,点击进去,给个好评呗,分数越高更新越快,据说给新打满分的最后都找到了漂亮的老婆哦! Cell phone standing brand-new edition correction promotion address:, The data and bookmark and computer station synchronization, does not have advertisement fresh reading! 手机站全新改版升级地址:,数据和书签与电脑站同步,无广告清新阅读！
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