DTYWIWMS :: Volume #11

#137: This is really the skin!

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Any has lost weight experience, or will have the person of related knowledge to know that will lose weight has an inevitable phenomenon. That works as a person fast downsizing, and is primarily the aerobic exercise, moreover strength training too few words that will have a quite not good phenomenon, that was the fat reduced, but the skin together has not actually contracted. 任何一个有过减肥经验,或者有相关知识的人都会知道减肥中有一个不可避免的现象。那就是当一个人快速的瘦身,并且是以有氧运动为主,而且力量训练太少的话那么就会发生一个比较不太好的现象,那就是脂肪消减了下去,但是皮肤却并没有跟着一起收缩回去。 This is a very normal phenomenon, because the person put on weight the later volume expansion several, causing the skin that should tie tight to be pulled to increase. Draws a quite simple analogy, that is should be one square meter pigskin, because the black heart factory decided that the cost reduction therefore pulled two square meters size, this can make more leather clothing. After meanwhile the pigskin increases , is very difficult to reduce, and skin also thinned. 这是一个非常正常的现象,因为人发胖之后体积膨胀了好几圈,导致了原本应该紧绷的皮肤被拉扯变大了。打个比较简单的比方,那就是原本应该是一平方米的猪皮因为黑心工厂决定降低成本于是拉扯到了两平方米的大小,这样就能做更多的皮衣了。但同时猪皮变大后就很难缩减回去,并且皮肤也变薄了。 But after decreasing the body weight, fast the skin of human body thinks that the pigskin of that cup of raising same is unable to contract. Generally appear this situation mostly is the top big fatty of that body weight serious exceeding the allowed figure or is the losing weight speed is too quick, quickly to fellow of skin without enough time contraction. But what very unfortunately was the Thor difference occupies. He is a 350 jin (0.5 kg) big fatty, but under his oneself losing weight speed in Li Jie's devastates the fast success. From the 350 jin (0.5 kg) to the 180 jin (0.5 kg), Thor has lost a 170 jin (0.5 kg) body weight, but the time actually only spent less than two months. Also luckily he was a god, if ordinary humankind such reduction way already died. Must say that the physique of gods is good! 而快速减低体重后人体的皮肤就会想那杯拉扯大的猪皮一样无法收缩回去。一般出现这种情况的大多是那种体重严重超标的顶级大胖子或者是减肥速度太快,快到皮肤来不及收缩的家伙。而很不巧的是托尔两样都占据了。他本身就是个三百五十斤的大胖子,而他自己的减肥速度又在李杰的摧残下快速的成功。从三百五十斤到一百八十斤,托尔减掉了一百七十斤的体重,但是时间却只花了不到两个月。也幸亏他是神了,要是普通人类的话这样的减重方式早就死了。还是要说神明的体质好啊！ However the light is the system good unable to change Thor now this ugly appearance. The speed of because losing weight was too fast, the skin that on Thor these by his fat supporting starts fast falls down, in chest, belly, big arm, thigh inside wait/etc. positions, on Thor has the skin is similar to the curtain same to crash, with the hand grabs fan leaf of words also to regard the rush-leaf fan to use. The skin that because opens too greatly were too a much less, on Thor probably were many several ears of elephants to be the same. 但是光是体制好也不能改变托尔现在这幅丑陋的模样。因为减肥的速度太快了,原本托尔身上那些被他的脂肪给撑起来的皮肤开始快速的倾塌下来,在胸口、肚子、大臂、大腿内侧等等位置,托尔身上都有大片大片的皮肤如同窗帘布一样的坠落下来,用手抓着扇一扇的话还能当成蒲扇来用。因为撑开的皮肤有点太大太多了,托尔身上就好像多了好几个大象的耳朵一样。 Li Jie takes up Thor's skin saying: „What to do these skins do you plan?” 李杰抄起一片托尔的皮肤说道:“这些皮肤你打算怎么办？” „Eh?” Thor can know that to have felt what to do strange, his intelligence quotient always does not select on this matter. However the Thor most basic general knowledge has, he at least knows that oneself this is very ugly. Therefore he has sent to the anger Li Jie: „This does not blame you! You for serveral days put in order me, can I turn into this?! Can I have these many skins?!” “额？”托尔能知道怎么办才奇怪了,他的智商从来都不是点在这种事情上面的。但是托尔最基本的常识还是有的,他至少还是知道自己这样是非常难看的。所以他把怒火发到了李杰身上:“这不都怪你！要不是你这些天来整我,我能变成这样？！我能有这么多皮？！” „! Do not falsely accuse the good person!” Li Jie accused to refuse to acknowledge regarding Thor's: „First the first point, helping you lose weight this is a good deed, to your life helpful. Without that big body weight, you easily do not suffer from the hypertension, the high blood fats, the hyperglycemia, the heart disease, coronary disease, diabetes, stroke, the angiosclerosis wait/etc.! Therefore you think that I was putting in order you for serveral days? No! I am saving you!” Vowing solemnly that Li Jie this saying said. “诶诶诶！不要诬陷好人啊！”李杰对于托尔的指控拒不承认:“首先第一点,帮助你减肥这可是一件好事,对你的人生是有帮助的。没有了那么大的体重,你就不容易罹患高血压、高血脂、高血糖、心脏病、冠心病、糖尿病、中风、血管硬化等等！所以你以为我这些天是在整你吗？不！我是在拯救你！”李杰这话说的信誓旦旦的。 Thor listened to this saying, he thought Li Jie said also has the truth. Because oneself has also read many medicine books, knows that excessively obese is not very good to the body. 托尔听了这话,他觉得李杰说的也不是没有道理。因为自己也是看过很多医学书籍的,知道过度肥胖是对身体很不好的。 Saying that Li Jie hates bitterly: „I know that depends upon your oneself to lose weight is impossible, because you do not have such will. Therefore can only be I helps you do this matter, no matter you do like, even if the force must force you to be thin. You think that I retaliate you? No! The third day that actually when you dance I vented spleen. Person who I am small-minded?” 李杰痛心疾首的说道:“我知道依靠你自己减肥是不可能的,因为你没有这样的毅力。所以只能是我来帮你做这件事了,不管你喜不喜欢,就算是强迫也要强迫你瘦下来。你以为我是报复你？不！其实当你跳舞的第三天我就解气了。我是那么小肚鸡肠的人吗？” „I am thinking, since started, I simply achieve the bottom, the unprincipled person has worked as that simply to work as in any case. I planned makes you taking this opportunity thorough is thin. All these for hello/you good!” Li Jie was saying what this saying was the time has patted the chest of oneself, as if he touched the oneself conscience. “我只是想着既然开始了,那我就干脆做到底,反正坏人已经当了那就索性当到底。我就打算让你借着这次机会彻底的瘦下来。这一切都是为了你好啊！”李杰说着这话的是时候拍了拍自己的胸口,仿佛他摸到了自己的良心。 But sang in good voice and with feeling like this performance that fools by Li Jie Thor is somewhat shining saying: „? Is this?” 而被李杰这样声情并茂的演出而唬到了的托尔则是有些灿灿的说道:“啊？是这样吗？” Li Jie categorical saying: „Yes!” 李杰斩钉截铁的说道:“是！” Good, things have gotten to this point Thor did not say anything. oneself now is at least thin, the appearance was also more attractive, oneself also restored oneself should God of War appearance. Naturally, on this unnecessary skin except for oneself is truly troublesome. 好吧,事已至此托尔就不好说什么了。至少自己现在瘦下来了,样子也好看了很多,自己也重新恢复了自己原本应该的战神模样。当然,除了自己身上这一身多余的皮确实很麻烦。 Thor is a little difficult: „What to do but should this skin? Undergoes the surgery?” Thor knows that has one type to shrink the skin surgery to help the oneself restoration. However what he unascertainable is on Earth Earthling to the surgery that undergoes regarding oneself such Asgard god has the use. 托尔有点挠头:“但是这一身皮该怎么办？做手术吗？”托尔知道有一种缩皮手术可以帮助自己恢复。但是他不能确定的是地球上给地球人做的手术对于自己这样的阿斯加德神有没有用处。 Regarding this Li Jie put forward the view of oneself: „We may not solve this problem with the method of surgery actually.” 对此李杰提出了自己的看法:“我们其实不一定需要用手术的方法来解决这个问题。” „Un?” Thor is a little curious. “嗯？”托尔有点好奇。 „Actually I know that side Strange actually has special characteristics liquid medicines.” Li Jie mentioned fellow who continuously and Thor does not deal with very much: „You must know that Strange is one pays great attention to the gentleman of correct manners discipline measuring appliance very much. Before he goes out every day, at least must spend above 20 minutes handles the oneself appearance. Including revision eyebrow and beard, to maintain oneself that attractive whiskers, Strange even specially studied left magic of conditioning beard.” “其实我知道斯特兰奇那边其实有一种特质的药水。”李杰提到了一直和托尔很不对付的家伙:“你要知道的,斯特兰奇是一位很注重仪容仪表的绅士。他每天出门前至少要花二十分钟以上的时间来打理自己的容貌。包括修正眉毛和胡须,为了保养自己那漂亮的络腮胡,斯特兰奇甚至特别研究了出了修整胡须的魔法。” „However initially Strange deeply lost hair puzzle, although now he has not lost hair, but is unsatisfied to oneself face on wrinkle some. He does not like saving the wrinkle on oneself face with the product of Dawning series(, because product of Strange series to Dawning 101 hair tonic and entire Dawning had trauma). Therefore his oneself wants to depend upon the magic strength to solve this problem.” Li Jie has patted Thor skin. “而当初斯特兰奇深受脱发的困扰,现在虽然他不怎么脱发了,但是却对自己脸上的皱纹有些不满意。他不喜欢用曙光系列的产品来挽救自己脸上的皱纹（因为斯特兰奇对曙光101生发剂和整个曙光系列的产品都有了心理阴影）。所以他自己想依靠魔法的力量解决这个问题。”李杰拍了拍托尔身上的皮。 „Shrinking skin water of Strange manufacture can save you. So long as he gives up to give, then you can return to quickly normal. Does not give an injection does not take a drug, does not operate the surgery, this very!” Li Jie ejected very good enticement. But Thor scratches the head: „But I and Strange's relate are not good, he will definitely look at my joke. The help of his not free duty I.” “斯特兰奇制造的缩肤水就可以拯救你。只要他舍得给,那么你很快就能恢复正常。不打针不吃药,不开刀不手术,这样岂不是很好吗！”李杰抛出了非常好的诱惑。而托尔则挠头:“但是我和斯特兰奇的关系并不好,他肯定是会看我的笑话的。他可不会免费义务的帮助我。” „Therefore! I thought that just can your issue and that two child's test puts together.” “所以啊！我觉得刚好可以把你的问题和那两个孩子的考验放在一起。” „Which two children?” “哪两个孩子？” „David and Sam!” “大卫和萨姆啊！” „Eh? You planned that what gives them to test?” “额？你打算给他们什么考验？” Li Jie is all smiles: „This test is 【The God of Thunder Thor skin saves the plan!】 I think this name pretty good( Thor: Ruined!) Good, does not need to care about name. I thought that just puts your demands and two children's tests goes together, making these two children find the way to get so far as the Strange's magic water, as for using any means we did not need to manage. Just is the great idea of killing two birds with one stone!” 李杰笑容满面:“这个考验就是【雷神托尔皮拯救计划！】我觉得这个名字不赖（托尔:糟透了！）好了,不用在意名字。我觉得刚好把你的需求和两个孩子的考验放到一起去,让这两个孩子想办法弄到斯特兰奇的魔法水,至于使用什么办法我们就不用管了。刚好是一石二鸟的好主意啊！” After Thor looked at Li Jie for a long time, saying slowly: „Devil will admire in your under foot, Night Traveler!” 托尔看了李杰许久后才缓缓的说道:“魔鬼都会拜服在你的脚下的,夜行者！” Kisses/Intimate, clicks, to the high praise, the score jumps over Gauguin to be newly quicker, it is said gave gave the perfect score newly finally had found the pretty wife! 亲,点击进去,给个好评呗,分数越高更新越快,据说给新打满分的最后都找到了漂亮的老婆哦! Cell phone standing brand-new edition correction promotion address:, The data and bookmark and computer station synchronization, does not have advertisement fresh reading! 手机站全新改版升级地址:,数据和书签与电脑站同步,无广告清新阅读！
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