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#110: You exactly so are why long

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„Repugnant Ghost Rider, can't you respect Wang|King of my this vampire the small demand? I said that must eat thin bottom a Sara meter pizza, the meaning is the authentic Italy taste pizza. Does not eat the pizza of Pizza Hut! This gadget is lump of excrement!” After Dracula has eaten a pizza, has spat, and was complaining that the pizza of Pizza Hut has being unpalatable how: „The pizza of Pizza Hut is one group roasts the bubble then to scatter massive cheese simply, their pizza bottoms do passed awful, has a look, to have a look! This gadget oil were too many, flowed to soak this bread to the bottom of pizza. The soul of pizza is under bread bottom! This flavor not Italy!” “讨厌的恶灵骑士,你们就不能尊重一下我这个吸血鬼之王的这点小需求？我说了要吃薄底的萨拉米披萨,意思是正宗的意大利口味披萨。不是吃必胜客的披萨！这玩意儿就是一坨屎！”德古拉吃了口披萨之后就吐了出来,并且在抱怨必胜客的披萨有多么的难吃:“必胜客的披萨简直就是一团烤泡沫然后撒上大量的芝士而已,他们的披萨饼底做的糟糕透了,看看,看看！这玩意儿油太多了,都流到披萨的底部把这面包都泡开了。披萨的灵魂就是底下的面包底！这味道一点都不意大利！” „Great Italy food, should not be such spoiled. This is not the pizza!” Dracula shuts out very much. “伟大的意大利食物,不该被这么糟蹋。这不是披萨！”德古拉很嫌弃。 White race American looked at Dracula one, he has spat a saliva: „Bah, here is US. American said that this is pizza that it is. If you in complaint, then you have not resulted in eat. I know vampire that your put on airs, said oneself came from ancient Europe, has any glorious inheritance. Any noble birth anything. Your obnoxious airs should better not to be placed in US, otherwise I will make you understand the sharp blade of magazine rifle and Japan warrior of western cowboy!” 白种美国人看了德古拉一眼,他吐了口口水:“呸,这里是美国。美国人说这是披萨那么它就是。你要是在抱怨的话,那么你就没得吃了。我知道你们这些装模作样的吸血鬼,都说自己来自于古老的欧洲,有着什么悠久的传承。还是什么贵族出身什么的。你们的这种臭架子最好不要在美国摆出来,不然我会让你明白西部牛仔的快枪和东洋武士的利刃！” „. Repugnant Ghost Rider.” Faces the malicious talk of caucasian to quarrel, Dracula showed the whites of the eyes: „This type of trash pizza I do not eat, gives me potato overlord in your Burger King.” “切。讨厌的恶灵骑士。”面对着白种人的恶言相向,德古拉只是翻了个白眼:“这种垃圾披萨我不吃了,把你们的汉堡王里的薯霸王给我。” „No, I do not give.” Puts on the person of Asian descent of leather clothing not to be dry: „In Burger King delicious only had the fries, what gave you us to eat?” “不,我才不给。”穿着皮衣的黄种人不干:“汉堡王里好吃的就只有薯条了,给你了我们吃什么？” „Ok, Kamisuoh. This fries give him. We eat the Pizza Hut pizza.” The caucasians seem do not want again and Dracula quarrel, he has given Dracula big share potato overlord, then that pizza bringing. “算了,神边雄。这个薯条就给他吧。我们吃必胜客披萨。”白种人看上去不想再和德古拉争吵,他把大份薯霸王递给了德古拉,然后把那份披萨给拿了过来。 Kamisuoh tasted the US Pizza Hut pizza, he a little wants to spit. „Vomits, the flavor that Johnny, your American Pizza Hut makes? Was unpalatable compared with Japan's too, we just came back from Hell, can't eat a proper thing? For example the sushi and ramen anything, do not dye the Mapo bean curd rice served with meat and vegetable topping also yes.” Kamisuoh so was saying to Johnny. 神边雄尝了口美国的必胜客披萨,他有点想吐。“呕,强尼,你们美国人的必胜客就做的这个味道的吗？比起东洋的难吃太多了,我们才刚刚从地狱回来,就不能吃点正经的东西？比如说寿司和拉面什么的,不要染麻婆豆腐盖饭也是可以的。”神边雄对着强尼如此说道。 This white yellow two people went into hiding several years of two Ghost Rider, one is Japan's Ghost Rider Kamisuoh, another is US evil spirit Rider Johnny. 这一白一黄两人正是已经销声匿迹了好几年的两位恶灵骑士,一位是东洋的恶灵骑士神边雄,另一位则是美国的恶灵骑士强尼。 Because these two initially the The Hand's relations also followed Li Jie and the others to enter Hell together, when Li Jie and the others left the Hell's time their two remaining by then Kṣitigarbha Bodhisattva. Because the composition of Ghost Rider is quite complex, Spirit of Vengeance in Johnny body was once big Demonic God Zarathos. 这两人当初因为手和会的关系也跟随着李杰等人一起进入过地狱,不过当李杰等人离开地狱的时候他们两个却被当时的地藏菩萨给留了下来。因为恶灵骑士的组成比较复杂,强尼身体里的复仇之灵是曾经的大魔神扎坦诺斯。 Existence of Ghost Rider initially Heaven made, the strengths of all Ghost Rider within the body come from the Heaven strength. However Kamisuoh and Johnny two people are different, two people strengths in fact come from Hell. Spirit of Vengeance of Kamisuoh within the body is Japan's Kṣitigarbha. Although Japan Kṣitigarbha has the same name with Kṣitigarbha Bodhisattva, but the ability is actually the day badly leaves. Japan Kṣitigarbha is only a young god, is equal to land god same low level God's Duty, but is one that Kṣitigarbha Bodhisattva sits down to receive and instruct the young lad. 原本恶灵骑士的存在是当初天堂弄出来的,所有的恶灵骑士体内的力量都来自于天堂的力量。不过神边雄和强尼两人不同,两人的力量实际上是来自于地狱。神边雄体内的复仇之灵是东洋的地藏。东洋地藏虽然和地藏菩萨有着一样的名字,但是能力却是天差地别。东洋地藏只是一个小神,相当于土地爷一样的低级神职,只是属于地藏菩萨坐下的一名接引童子。 These two initially together had not returned to main world, but was remained by Kṣitigarbha, because Kṣitigarbha has something to need them to manage. And Kṣitigarbha can also help them digest within the body body Spirit of Vengeance strength. Although said that from the beginning plants is it possible that Tos very discontented Kṣitigarbha Bodhisattva of Spirit of Vengeance seed such to do to them. Because these two is a idle chess under oneself, is the preparation when the time comes the disgusting Heaven use, but is actually given the section by Kṣitigarbha Bodhisattva now reckless. 这两人当初没有一起返回主世界而是被地藏留了下来,因为地藏有一些事情需要他们办。并且地藏也可以帮他们消化体内体复仇之灵的力量。虽然说一开始给他们种下复仇之灵种子的莫非托斯非常不满地藏菩萨这么做。因为原本这两人是自己下的一步闲棋,是准备到时候恶心天堂使用的,但是现在却被地藏菩萨给截了胡。 However turns over to discontentedly discontentedly, is it possible that Tos regarding this actually also helpless. Because Kṣitigarbha Bodhisattva said that if refuses to accept to defer to the Hell's rule to hit. Who died has calculated whose. This saying is it possible that Tos having food stuck in the throat, because is it possible that Tos is the devil who excels at the clever trick, the words that face-to-face hardly puts together are not the Kṣitigarbha's match. Kṣitigarbha Bodhisattva went to a person of independence God's Nation situation, although area small pity of Seven-treasured Glass Tree God's Nation, but that is also God's Nation! A person opens God's Nation, his strength in fact already was higher than Western Paradise Buddha Ancestor. He has treated in Hell does not walk, Western Paradise will not snatch the Buddha Ancestor position. 不过不满归不满,莫非托斯对此却也无能为力。因为地藏菩萨说了,要是不服的话就按照地狱的规则来打一场。谁死了算谁的。这话就把莫非托斯给噎住了,因为莫非托斯是一个擅长诡计的魔鬼,面对面硬拼的话不是地藏的对手。地藏菩萨已经达到了一人独立一神国的地步,虽然七宝琉璃树神国的面积小的可怜,但那也是神国啊！一人开辟一个神国,他的实力实际上早就远高于西天佛祖了。只是他一直待在地狱不走,也不会西天不去抢佛祖的位置。 This kind of person is pressing oneself, is it possible that Tos except for beyond the vitality/angry did not have well copes with his means. 这样一个人压着自己,莫非托斯除了生气以外也没有更好的对付他的办法了。 Therefore two Ghost Rider belonged to the Kṣitigarbha Bodhisattva jurisdiction. But two people treat in Hell are the 6~7 years, after they grasped within the body Spirit of Vengeance strength thoroughly by Kṣitigarbha Bodhisattva is put. Naturally, they come back also to bring Kṣitigarbha Bodhisattva quest. 所以两位恶灵骑士就归属于了地藏菩萨管辖了。而两人在地狱一待就是六七年,一直到他们两人彻底掌握了体内复仇之灵的力量之后才被地藏菩萨放了回来。当然,他们两人回来也是带着地藏菩萨的任务的。 However after returning to this world, this world's change makes two people eyes cannot take it all, this 6~7 year world change was too rapid. Almost cannot believe to two people quickly, in this several years has established Earth Federation unexpectedly, extraterrestrial also has invaded then, War of New York, Earth has established Moon Base, but also is establishing Star Port. And also has had the contact with the Milky Way Galaxy interstellar alliance, became. 不过回到这个世界之后,这个世界的变化让两人目不暇接,这六七年的世界变化太快了。快到两人几乎不敢相信,这短短几年的时间里居然成立了地球联邦,然后外星人还入侵过,还有纽约之战,地球建立了月球基地,还在建立星港。并且还和银河系星际联盟取得了联系,成为了其中的一员。 Two people passed for several months in the shock, after adapting to present Earth, their two talented people remember Kṣitigarbha Bodhisattva to give oneself quest. After Dracula finished eating the fries, he tomato juice together was giving to do the remaining additive mixing. He does not fear the acid, this fellow also is really a tomato madman, he liked eating the tomato. 两人在震惊中度过了好几个月,等到适应了现在的地球之后,他们两人才想起地藏菩萨交给自己的任务。当德古拉把薯条吃完了之后,他又把剩下的番茄酱混合着番茄汁一起给干了。他也不怕酸,这家伙还真的是一个番茄狂人,他可是太爱吃番茄了。 „Was good, I ate to the full.” After Dracula eats to the full, has patted clapping: „I almost first walked. You sit slowly.” “好了,我吃饱了。”德古拉吃饱之后拍了拍手:“那我差不多就先走了。你们慢慢坐着。” „Wait!” Kamisuoh sets out Dracula that blocked the preparation to leave: „We had not said that must put you to walk.” “等等！”神边雄起身拦住了准备离开的德古拉:“我们可没说要放你走。” „Interesting.” Dracula has sized up Kamisuoh and Johnny: „When does the Heaven running dog also dare so to disrespect to Wang|King of vampire?” “有意思。”德古拉打量了神边雄和强尼一眼:“天堂的走狗什么时候也敢对吸血鬼之王如此不敬了？” „We are not the Heaven people.” Johnny has also stood. “我们不是天堂的人。”强尼也站了起来。 „Isn't the Heaven person? Ha. More interesting, is not the Heaven person, why do you manage my other people's business?” Dracula both hands hold the chest, quite interesting looks at two Ghost Rider. “不是天堂的人？哈。更有意思了,不是天堂的人,你们干什么管我的闲事？”德古拉双手抱胸,饶有趣味的看着两名恶灵骑士。 „We do not belong to Heaven, these bird men and we do not have any relations. We were asked your issue request of.” Johnny has arrived in front of Dracula's. “我们不归属于天堂,那些鸟人和我们也没有任何关系。我们不过是受人之托来问你一个问题而已。”强尼走到了德古拉的面前。 Dracula can see the pore on Johnny face to contract, one group of formidable Flame in his eyes sometimes hidden sometimes reveals, Dracula starts becomes a little prudent: „What issue?” 德古拉可以看见强尼脸上的毛孔在收缩,一团强大的火焰在他的眼中时隐时显,德古拉开始变得有点慎重:“什么问题？” Johnny looks at Dracula: „Very simple issue, why can you live the time also to be longer than most gods?” 强尼看着德古拉:“很简单的问题,你为什么能比绝大多数的神明活得时间还要长？” The Dracula's pupil contracted fiercely. 德古拉的瞳孔猛的收缩了。 ps: Today third, asks ticket ~ ps:今日第三更,求票~
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