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#66: Seizes Clark Kent

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Clark Kent today is as always pesters Lois Lane. He likes Lois, this is not the secret. The people of almost entire astronomy bureau know. He launched many offensive, for example when the Lois birthday buys 99 roses. 克拉克-肯特今天还是一如既往的去纠缠路易斯-莱恩呢。他喜欢路易斯,这不是什么秘密。几乎整个天文局的人都知道。他发起了很多攻势,比如说在路易斯生日的时候买99朵玫瑰。 Also or delivers to drive to deliver her in the wet weather to go to work and go home or is helps her repair a vehicle. goddess Lois that today Clark Kent assists brought oneself specially-made healthy lunch. 又或者是在下雨天送开车送她来上班和回家或者是去帮她修车。今天克拉克-肯特又帮扶的女神露易丝带了一份自己特制的健康午餐。 „I said earnestly, Lois, you should not eat these junk food again.” Lois that faces, Clark today appears specially strong. He very earnest saying: „You cannot always buy the burger sandwich or the donut outside dining room, matches one coffee, is very disadvantageous to your health.” “我认真的说,露易丝,你不应该再吃那些垃圾食品了。”面对的路易斯,克拉克今天显得特别强硬。他非常认真的说道:“你不能总是在外面的餐厅买汉堡三明治或者甜甜圈,搭配一杯咖啡,则对你的健康很不利。” „You should eat a health food. Beef and chicken that for example the appropriate grain, for example simply cooks. Reduces the index of oil, little eats the ice cream, little eats the sugar, wait wait/etc. etc.. Because only then this can maintain a good stature.” “你应该多吃点健康食品。比如说合适的谷物,比如说简单烹煮的牛肉和鸡肉。减少含油量,少吃冰淇淋,少吃糖,等等等等。因为只有这样才能够保持一个好的身材。” Clark said that this saying, he has shown off the oneself strong biceps. To be honest, Clark is truly strong, his appearance looks like with his stature that strongman in ancient Rome sculpture is the same. Perfectly conforms to the aesthetic appreciation of person. Has attractively, but actually not towering muscle curve. 克拉克说完这话,他炫耀了一下自己强壮的二头肌。说实话,克拉克确实很强壮,他的样貌和他的身材就像是古罗马雕塑中的那种大力士一样。非常符合人的审美。有着漂亮但却不突兀的肌肉曲线。 The Clark Kent good intention of however facing, Lois Lane actually cannot bear show the whites of the eyes: „Resulted in Clark. You cannot let me like you, every day eats these things to earn a living, I know launching that you can eat cooks the beef, the water cooks the chicken, does not add the salt the greens. The white soft-boiled egg as well as the oil unused pizza, damn can call the pizza that the oil doesn't use? Good, you can eat these, you can maintain the health life condition, but please do not come to trouble me.” 不过面对的克拉克-肯特的好意,路易斯莱恩却忍不住翻了个白眼:“得了吧克拉克。你不能让我像你一样,每天就吃这些东西过活,我知道你能吃的下水煮牛肉,水煮鸡肉,不放盐的生菜。还有白水煮蛋以及连油都不使用的披萨,见鬼连油都不用的能叫披萨吗？好吧,你能吃这一些,你能保持健康的生活状态,但请不要来麻烦我。” „I like unhealthy life, I like eating burger, I like eating the pizza, I like eating the fries, I like the thing that eats these you not to dare to eat.” Lois said this saying, provocation has raised eyebrow. “我喜欢不健康的生活,我喜欢吃汉堡,我喜欢吃披萨,我喜欢吃薯条,我喜欢吃这些你并不不敢吃的东西。”路易斯说完这话,挑衅似的扬了扬眉头。 „I guess that you do not dare to eat these, is the big handsome fellow? For your muscle, for your body fat rate/lead, you must eat every day looks like a dog, or is a cat?” “我猜你就是不敢吃这些,是不是大帅哥？为了你的肌肉,为了你的体脂率,你每天都要吃得像一条狗,或者说是一只猫？” „Do you dare to go out of your safe area, tries some different things, Clark, this is you and I maximum difference, do you understand here disparity?” Lois gave her box lunch to give back to Clark Clark. “你敢不敢走出你的安全区,去尝试一些不同的东西,克拉克,这就是你和我最大的不同,你明白这里的差距吗？”路易斯把克拉克交给她的盒饭又还给了克拉克。 The healthy lunch of Clark manufacture, completely is not the Lois vegetable/dish, damn, the clear water has cooked the chicken brisket to scatter the little salt, can this also eat? At least roasts or fries. Then drenches tomato meat juices cooked in soy bean sauce, or is the peaceful type sweet hot sauce or the black pepper juice, this at least oneself can a little appetite. 克拉克制作的健康午餐,完全不是路易斯的菜,见鬼了,白水煮鸡胸肉撒一点点盐巴,这也能吃下去吗？至少烤一下或者煎炸一下吧。然后再淋上一点番茄酱汁,或者是泰式甜辣酱或者黑胡椒汁,这样至少自己能有点食欲。 But these are the main course, the garnishing are the grapefruit and cucumber. Food that similarly does not need to blend flavors, then also has one glass of Clark specially-made apple bitter melon juice. This is damn thing. Lois gets up one time to work as, her previous time has drunk Clark so-called adjusts the drink especially. 而这些是主菜,配菜是西柚和黄瓜。同样是不需要调味的食品,然后还有一杯克拉克特制的苹果苦瓜汁。这是最见鬼的东西。路易斯上过一次当,她上次喝过一口克拉克所谓的特调饮料。 But this damn damn drink, mixes with the apple and bitter melon is pressing out the juice together. Good, we are American, why do we want to eat the bitter melon? Does this type of thing have something to eat? Sugar that our American should not like? The massive sugar, can of greasy deceased person! 而这该死又见鬼的饮料,就是拿苹果和苦瓜混合在一起榨汁。好吧,我们是美国人,我们为什么要吃苦瓜？这种东西有什么可吃的？我们美国人不应该喜欢的糖吗？大量大量的糖,能腻死人的那种！ Lois does not understand the Clark's taste bud completely. She thought that the taste bud of this fellow like extraterrestrial strange, eats the thing that these Earthling do not like entirely completely, every day also endures gladly. 路易斯完全不懂克拉克的味蕾。她觉得这家伙的味蕾就像外星人一样古怪,全部吃那些地球人通通不喜欢的东西,每天还甘之若饴。 „Clark, if you will think date next time, I exit, please do not lead me to go to the health the vegetarian restaurant, my interests does not have.” Lois patted Clark that generous chest muscles saying: „Even if leads me to go to Burger King also to compare to eat that the entire element dining room comes.” “克拉克,如果你下次真的想约会,我出去,请不要带我去健康的素食餐厅,我一点兴趣都没有。”路易斯拍了拍克拉克那宽厚的胸肌说道:“哪怕带我去汉堡王也比去吃全素餐厅来的强。” „ Do not say that I not to you opportunity, I formulate date to plan, we can go to the Mike Downer's shop to eat the fried chicken first. Then went to Tang to eat a donut. I can choose the ice cream taste that I like, but you as have not eaten the person of donut, I recommend you to eat the chocolate taste, finished eating these us to be able the guarding the threshing floor movie, later goes to the bar to drink some liquor, “不要说我不给你机会,我制定一个约会计划,我们可以先去麦克唐纳的店吃炸鸡。然后去盛唐多吃一点甜甜圈。我可以选择我喜欢的冰淇淋口味,而你作为没有吃过甜甜圈的人,我推荐你吃巧克力口味,吃完这些我们可以去看场电影,之后去酒吧喝些酒, Goes to the night shop again, we can dance 3 : 00 am. What kind, this is a perfect date plan, the girl is such date. ” Lois said in the oneself mind the idea of date. Clark knit the brows: „After is vegetarian pure the healthy dining room, overcomes indoor golf, in the evening we throw the dart or are indoor fishing, isn't this date project good? We reduce eat the meat to reduce the Earth's greenhouse effect and emission amount of carbon dioxide. Do you know? Because the person liked eating good, the cow that therefore raised were getting more and more, causing ox release/place the fart to affect the global warming. The vegetables are healthier, is also better to Earth!” 再去夜店,我们可以跳舞到凌晨三点。怎么样,这是一个完美的约会计划,女孩子就是这样约会的。”路易斯说出了自己心目中约会的想法。克拉克皱了皱眉:“难道吃纯素的健康餐厅之后去打下室内高尔夫,晚上我们去扔飞镖或者是室内钓鱼,这个约会项目不好吗？我们减少吃肉能减少地球的温室效应和二氧化碳排放量呢。你知道吗？因为人太爱吃牛了,所以养的牛越来越多,导致牛放的屁影响到了全球暖化呢。蔬菜更健康,对地球也更好！” „Was ruined.” Saying that Lois any persuasive way, she has not spoken without reservation: „Very is perhaps good to other girls, but was ruined regarding me.” “糟透了。”路易斯没有任何婉转的方式,她直言不讳的说道:“也许对其他女孩子很棒,但对于我来说糟透了。” „I do not know that your life how so many safe area, you do not dare to leave the safe area, only dares in the oneself familiar range. Lives you not to dare to leap the circle half step. Did not sing, did not drink, this was the good personal character, but you did not think that the life was too bored? If you are unable to go out of the safe area, then I think that we are unable to start, Clark. Good, I must work, bye. Clark.” “我不知道你的生活怎么有这么多的安全区,你不敢离开安全区,只敢在自己熟悉的范围内。生活你不敢跃出圈子半步。不去唱歌,不去喝酒好吧,这就算是好的品德,但是你不觉得生活太无聊了吗？如果你无法走出安全区,那么我想我们是无法开始的,克拉克。好了,我还要去工作呢,再见啦。克拉克。” Lois beckoned with the hand, she as one of the astronomical observation bureau principle leaders. A lot of work are busy. Cockerel that Clark looks like defeating is the same, dejected is walking toward outside. 路易斯摆了摆手,她作为天文观测局的主要领导人之一。还有很多工作要忙啊。克拉克就像是一只斗败的公鸡一样,垂头丧气的往外面走着。 But Clark present every action and every movement that in a farther place, two people monitored. 而在更远的地方,有两个人正在监视的克拉克现在的一举一动。 Li Jie and Thory two people are observing all that Clark and Lois have between the monitoring device micro unmanned aerial vehicle. 李杰和托儿两人正通过监视器微型无人机观察着克拉克和路易斯之间发生的一切。 Thor is listening to their quarrel, he said suddenly: „Hey. This woman said to him said that the thing very much suits my appetite, eats the fried chicken to eat the donut, then drinks, such life was good. In my mind ideal life.” 托尔听着他们两人的争吵,他突然说:“嘿。这个女人说的对他说东西都很合我的胃口,吃炸鸡吃甜甜圈,然后去喝酒,这样的生活太棒了。是我心目中理想的生活。” Li Jie glanced Thory one: „Therefore you do prepare to change a new girlfriend again?” 李杰瞟了托儿一眼:“所以你准备再换一个新的女朋友？” Li Jie this saying just said, Thor cannot bear hit one to tremble: „No, I appreciate her life style, did not mean that must have anything with her, do not speak these words again, I now already perspiration of forehead.” 李杰这话刚说完,托尔就忍不住打一个寒颤:“不,我只是欣赏她的生活方式,并不是说要和她发生些什么,你不要再说这些话了,我现在已经一脑门子的汗了。” „I could not level now, the relations between these women were too troublesome. I have looked for Christine, but the result is not very good, although we eat meal together, but seems she has not changed for the better to my feeling, thinks as before I am a swindler.” “我现在已经摆不平了,这几个女人之间的关系太麻烦了。我去找过克里斯丁,但是结果不是很好,虽然我们一起吃顿饭,但是看上去她并没有对我的感觉好转,依旧认为我是个骗子。” „Moreover Foster is also very dangerous, I do not know when Sif will look for them, therefore I also need a look at Jane Foster sometimes, confirmed that she is also living. That lets my headache does not know Storm how should process. Do you know? For her professor asked me to talk, he told me, he regarded the oneself daughter same to call me to look at the office Storm, anything looks at the office! Can I marry her really? Cracks a joke.” “而且福斯特也很危险,我不知道希芙什么时候会去找她们,所以我有的时候也需要去看看简-福斯特,确认她还活着。还有那个让我头痛的不知该如何处理的暴风女。你知道吗？为了她教授都找我去谈话了,他告诉我,他把暴风女当成自己的女儿一样叫我看着办,什么看着办！难道我真的能娶她吗？开玩笑。” As a fatty, Thor has the pain that too many fat people should not undertake. 作为一个胖子,托尔有着太多胖子不应该承担的痛苦。 Li Jie listens to Thory's to complain, could not bear the facial skin jump jumping. Ok, this complaint, if were heard by the single dog, refers to erratically must kill you. Nous beautiful onee-san Christine, pretty lovable young nurse Jane Foster. Martial-looking natural Sif, that enthusiasm hot Storm. 李杰听着托儿的抱怨,忍不住脸皮跳了跳.行吧,这种抱怨要是被单身狗听见的话,指不定要把你打死。知性美丽的御姐克里斯丁,娇俏可爱的小护士简-福斯特。英武大方的希芙,还有那热情火辣的暴风女。 Here each is in the dreams of many people the sweetheart? Your one person have occupied the resources of four outstandingly beautiful beautiful women, you have a look at many people to kill you. The Li Jie innermost feelings could not bear spit the trough. 这里每一个都是许多人的梦中情人好吗？你一个人占了四个绝色美女的资源,你看看有多少人想打死你。李杰内心忍不住吐槽了一句。 Thor also thought probably had discovered oneself said these a little crossed. Therefore he shifted the topic: „You thought that this Clark is really extraterrestrial? He looks looks like Earthling.” 托尔大概也觉得发现了自己说这些有点过了。所以他转移了话题:“你觉得这个克拉克真的是外星人吗？他看着就像是个地球人。” „If Earthling, he probably was also in Earthling strangest one.” Li Jie touches the chin: „The normal Earth male makes girl first time to exit the date words, definitely will not choose the fishing field to fish anything. Doesn't have the opportunity? The hand of your opposite party cannot pull. Looked that the terrifying movie also fishes compared with the fishing field strongly.” “如果是地球人,他大概也是地球人中最古怪的一个了。”李杰摸了摸下巴:“正常的地球男性约女孩子第一次出去约会的话,肯定不会选择去钓鱼场钓鱼什么的。毫无机会好吗？你连对方的手都牵不到。看恐怖电影也比去钓鱼场钓鱼来得强。” „This strange person, his brain territory is not quite in addition normal, I thought that we need to investigate his well.” Li Jie has made the decision. “这种稀奇古怪的人,加上他的脑域不太正常,我觉得我们需要好好调查他一下。”李杰已经做了决定。 Thor indifferent saying: „Good, then we catch now him.” 托尔无所谓的说道:“好吧,那么我们现在就把他抓起来。” Li Jie nodded: „Begins.” 李杰点了点头:“动手吧。” Clark was rejected by Lois once again. To be honest, this did not know many times. Person who Lois has the patience, because she knows that Clark is a good man. Does not smoke, does not drink, does not take drugs, does not gamble, lives like the Puritan. These are the merits, but also lacks. Because he not only then these do not do, he does not even eat the fried food, does not buy between -meal snack. Does not go to the night shop not to go to bar. Even the New York beef steak does not eat. If this person becomes the oneself other half, Lois thought that the later life of oneself will be gloomy. 克拉克又一次被路易斯拒绝了。说实话,这已经是不知道多少次了。路易斯已经算是非常有耐心的人了,因为她知道克拉克是一个好男人。不抽烟,不喝酒,不吸毒,不赌博,活得就像个清教徒一样。这些算是优点,但是也是缺。因为他不光只有这些不做,他甚至不吃油炸食品,不买零食。不去夜店不去酒吧。甚至连纽约牛排都不吃。如果这种人成为自己的另一半的话,路易斯觉得自己的以后的生活将会黯淡无光。 Therefore although Lois rejects Clark each time, but gives him each time the opportunity, hopes that he can change slightly, making him go out of the oneself safe area, accepts broader world, richer life, but has not shrunk there. 所以露易丝虽然每次都拒绝克拉克,但每次都给他机会,希望他能够稍微改变,让他走出自己的安全区,去接受更加广阔的世界,更加丰富的生活,而不是一直缩在那里。 Regarding the rejection of Lois, Clark started to become accustomed, extraordinary oneself next time again diligently one. Clark is thinking , he arrives in outside spacious lawn, found under a tree the cool place. Starts to prepare the oneself healthy lunch. 对于路易斯的拒绝,克拉克已经开始习以为常了,了不起自己下次再努力一下吧。克拉克这么想着,他,走到外面空旷的草坪上,找到一个树下阴凉的地方。开始准备自己的健康午餐。 As a chef, as well as saw the Clark's lunch from afar, un, the water cooks the chicken, the grapefruit, the grape, soft-boiled egg. Including lubricates no? Sister Li thought that this recipes were ruined, is very healthy, but oneself cannot eat absolutely. 作为一名厨师,以及远远的看到了克拉克的午餐,嗯,水煮鸡肉,西柚,葡萄啊,水煮蛋。哇,连一点油都没有的吗？李姐觉得这份食谱糟透了,也许很健康,但自己绝对吃不下去。 Good, from eating, this fellow certainly is extraterrestrial, catches him. 好吧,从吃的上来看,这家伙一定是个外星人,把他抓起来。 When Clark is having the oneself nutritious lunch, two unexpected visitors drop from the clouds. 就在克拉克吃着自己的营养午餐的时候,两位不速之客从天而降。 „Clark Kent.” A person grabs the Clark's shoulder, was saying with the tone of inquiry. Clark knit the brows the nod: „Is I. Who are you?” “克拉克肯特。”一个人抓着克拉克的肩膀,用询问的语气说着。克拉克皱了皱眉点头:“是我。你们是谁？” Waving of comes the person to not care: „Who we are unimportant, more importantly we want to know where you arrive which go, does the goal do? Now the accident, followed one us.” 来人毫不在意的挥了挥手:“我们是谁并不重要,重要的是我们想知道你是从哪儿来到哪儿去,目的是干什么？现在你的事发了,跟我们走一趟吧。” PS: Today's Monday, therefore continues to ask the ticket un ~ 8) More splendid novels, welcome to visit everybody studying institute PS:今天的星期一啊,所以继续求一下票嗯~8)更多精彩小说,欢迎访问大家读书院
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