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#349: When US President becomes the biggest stirring excrement stick

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In the original United Nations building, now in Earth Federation building. 在原联合国大厦,现在地球联邦大厦内。 „gentlemen, we gather together today. Thinks that everybody also knew for anything.” What speech is US President, this President now specially high-spirited. Because also two months his tenure in office must end. However he actually not sad sad, even also very happy. “先生们,今日我们聚在一起。想必各位也都知道是为了什么了。”说话的是美国总统,这位总统现在特别的意气风发。因为还有两个月的时间他的任期就要结束了。但是他却一点都不伤心难过,甚至还非常的高兴愉快。 Even if were he horse field that planned to retire to use is burnt down him is very happy. Because female President Kitty of mutant country delivered some high-quality small short horses of their Tuvalu that side cultivation >\;= saying that to oneself that was their country one is called girl training of Squirrel Girl. Her ability is the animal communication, can therefore train various specially splendid animals. 即便是他准备退休用的马场被人烧掉了他还是很高兴。因为变种人国家的女总统凯蒂送了一些他们图瓦卢那边培育的优质小矮马给自己≥说那是他们国家一个叫做松鼠女的女孩培养的。她的能力就是和动物沟通,所以能培养各种特别出色的动物。 At present Tuvalu is saving various endangered species in entire world, Squirrel Girl occupies buys great. She has almost saved these precious animals in Amazon Rainforest by strength of the, but also has rescued the quite many China rhinopithecus roxellanaes wait/etc.. 目前图瓦卢正在全世界拯救各种濒危物种,其中松鼠女居沽伟。她几乎以一己之力挽救了亚马逊雨林里的那些珍贵动物,还救助了相当多的中国金丝猴等等。 Naturally, US President felt happy is not only because oneself has attained a number of very good small short horses, letting oneself can reconstruct the pony pasture What ☆ makes his happy will be oneself historically will possibly leave behind the dark ink serious wound one. Because he was very likely US last President. 当然了,美国总统感觉到高兴的不仅仅是因为自己拿到了一批很棒的小矮马,让自己可以重建小马牧场☆让他高兴的是自己可能会在历史上留下浓墨重彩的一笔。因为他很有可能是美国的最后一任总统了。 This is not the exaggeration, but the fact that may have. Said, President mister oneself cannot think that the matter will turn toward this development. Moreover developed this. The national shape on Earth soon arrived at the end the situation, because of present this world toward the development of universe time. Even will have several days later altitude civilization in Milky Way Galaxy to come Earth, to Earth announced that joins the Star Alliance matter. 这不是夸张,而是很有可能发生的事实。说真的,总统先生自己都想不到事情会向着这一步发展。而且还发展成了这样。地球上的国家形态快要走到终结的地步了,因为现在这个世界正朝着宇宙时代的发展。甚至在过几天就会有银河系里的高度文明来地球,向地球宣布加入星盟的事情。 Enters the universe time, then Earth was regarded a whole to treat inevitably. You counted on how many 10 planet these are occupying, even counts hundred planet interstellar civilization alone with your Earth's each country junction? This is impossible! Others where so many US time! 进入宇宙时代,那么地球必然是被当成一个整体来对待。难道你指望那些占据着几十个星球,甚至数百个星球的星际文明单独和你地球的每一个国家交吗？这是不可能的！人家哪有那么多的美国时间啊！ Therefore Earth was regarded a whole to treat inevitably. The opposite party must discuss any interstellar diplomacy time is also discussed to entire Earth, impossible independent discussed to some country. 所以地球必然是被当成一个整体来对待的。对方要谈任何星际外交的时候也是对整个地球谈,不可能单独的对某一个国家去谈。 Actually Earth was also marvel, because other civilization entered the universe time time basically only had a civilization country. But the Earth last present also has the 200 many countries. Other civilization is a civilization interior self- elimination, after big national tribe) annexes small national tribe), concentrates the entire planet strength to go to the universe. 其实地球也算是一个奇葩了,因为其他文明进入宇宙时代的时候基本上都只有一个文明国家。而地球上现在还有两百多个国家。其他文明都是一个文明内部自我消灭,大国家部落）吞并小国家部落）后集中整个星球的力量前往宇宙。 But Earth very obviously is not, naturally Earth cannot be. Because of the Earth also marvel matter, that is nuclear weapon. Other universe civilization are after the civilization progress entered the universe time developed thermonuclear weapon. However Earth before entering the universe time invented thermonuclear weapon. 而地球很明显不是,当然地球也不能是。因为地球还有一件更加奇葩的事情,那就是核武器。其他宇宙文明都是当文明进度进入到了宇宙时代之后才发展出热核武器的。但是地球在进入宇宙时代前就发明出了热核武器。 Naturally did not mean Earth's thermonuclear weapon develops flamboyant. Here a little more important is thermonuclear weapon appear actually will hinder in planet the unification of civilization. Star Alliance has investigated, all before entering the universe time invented thermonuclear weapon civilization unable to step into the universe time. Because before entering universe time, their oneself will destroy at the atomic warfare, oneself eliminates a cleanness oneself. 当然并不是说地球的热核武器发展的有多牛逼。这里有一点更加重要的就是热核武器的出现其实会阻碍星球内文明的统一。星盟做过调查,所有在进入宇宙时代前就发明了热核武器的文明都无法踏入宇宙时代。因为在进入宇宙时代之前,他们就会自己毁于核战,自己把自己消灭个干净。 If Earth outside has not forded distantly must take this old route mostly. Because this civilization to place inquired about finally must choose old boss to come out, but strict big the way fights most of the time. Projects on everybody to fly into a rage finally, perishes together with thermonuclear weapon together. 如果说地球没有外辽涉的话多半也是要走这条老路的。因为最后这个文明向地外探寻总要选个老大出来,而严大的方式大多数时候都是打架。打到最后大家都急了眼,用热核武器一起同归于尽吧。 Therefore Earth enters universe civilization in the shape of present multi- country truly is rare. No matter your country has many, but others Star Alliance recognizes is Earth. Therefore no matter how everybody must select one to represent. This looks like the martial arts world congress must select a martial arts world hegemon to come to be the same. 所以地球以现在多国家的形态进入宇宙文明确实是少见。但是不管你国家有多少,但是人家星盟认得就是一个地球啊。所以不管如何大家都要选出一个代表出来。这就像是开武林大会一定要选出一个武林盟主来一样。 The present to did not say that must conform with a country entire Earth thoroughly, but at least must elect a leader of manager. Then the following national fusion can come step by step, with the 50 year 100 year digests slowly thoroughly. Because when the time comes extraterrestrial looks at Earthling to be a type. They may, no matter you are the American China person Italy person, 现在到不是说一定要彻底把整个地球整合成一个国家,但是至少要选出一个总管的领导人。然后下面的国家融合可以一步步来,用五十年一百年的时间慢慢彻底消化掉。因为到时候外星人看地球人可都是一个样的。他们可不管你是美国人中国人意大利人, In their opinion is an almost type. However said that must form a Earth Federation alliance to do together outside outside civilization the diplomatic processing department to the place. However can this department operate? All people know in heart, will be getting bigger and bigger because of this department final right. Because has to do with extraterrestrial civilization wants their. 在他们看来都是差不多一个样的。但是说是要组建一个地球联邦的联盟来一起做外对地外文明的外交处理部门。但是这个部门要怎么来运作呢？所有人心里都有数,因为这个部门最后的权利会越来越大。因为和外星文明打交道一定是要他们的。 But after Star Alliance, will pass to some Earth them to fall behind, but is very essential regarding Earth very advanced science and technology knowledge. These materials must certainly cross the hand by federation. Which country if establishes to circulate for perusal but actually also easy to do, feared that some people create difficulties to conceal some technologies. That this very much will make head/number of people big. 而星盟以后也会传给地球一些他们落伍了,但是对于地球很关键很先进的科学技术知识。这些资料肯定也要被联邦过手。如果说设定成哪个国家都可以传阅倒还好办,就怕有人从中作梗隐瞒一些技术。那这样就会很让人头大了。 Although in the long run, Earth Federation will substitute finally certainly for the traditional national system. However considered in view of politicians, their tenures in office have the time. No matter 10 year or 20 year. At least they hope oneself also on stage also holds the right, but not gasping for breath that not pressed. 虽然从长远来看,地球联邦最后一定会取代传统的国家制度。但是从政客们的角度出发去考虑,他们的任期可是还有时间的。不管是十年还是二十年。至少他们希望自己还在台上的时候还保有权利,而不是被人压的喘不过气来。 Therefore although Earth Federation said that established was so long, the policy and department of making a move but in fact besides a Tian Street truly has not taken 』 some people are willing to give up the oneself rights. 所以地球联邦虽然说成立了这么久,但是除了一个天街之外实际上并没有一个真正拿的出手的政策和部门』有人愿意放弃自己的权利。 Naturally, US President is an exception. Because he only had two months tenures in office, he looks forward to promote the reform of Earth Federation to hurry now successfully. If succeeded, oneself was oneself writes more important one. 当然,美国总统除外。因为他只有两月的任期了,他现在巴不得推动地球联邦的改革赶紧成功呢。如果成功了的话,自己为自己书写更重要的一笔。 Probably is because the tenure in office will draw near, therefore the US President mentality also had the earth-shaking change. The matter that many formerly he does not want to handle, actually non- sticks to own opinion stubbornly to be done now. US President needs to consider for behind capital group every so often, however present US President that many have not gone for the necessity that they ponder. 大概是因为任期快到了,所以美国总统的心态也发生了翻天覆地的改变。很多从前他不想做的事情,现在却非持意去做了。原本美国总统很多时候需要为身后的资本集团考虑,但是现在的美国总统没有那么多去为他们思考的必要了。 Because of present this world tremendous changes, many pasts subsidized his capital group already unable to take care of oneself now, the transformation of industrial not last time. The traditional industry eliminates massively, emergent industry emerges massively. Several months that therefore US President in his tenure in office soon finished, he truly felt oneself to have great power, effective and influential word. Did not have the pest behind to give advice again. 因为现在这个世界翻天覆地的变化,很多从前资助了他的资本集团现在早就自顾不暇,产业更不上时代的转换。传统产业大量淘汰,新兴产业大量兴起。所以美国总统在他任期快要结束的几个月的时间里,他才真正的感受到了自己大权在握,一言九鼎。再也没有讨厌鬼在身后支招了。 He now other does not strive, now wants is the history leaves a good name. Sees him as for other politicians? hē hē! I am US President, do I care?! 他现在别的不求了,现在就想要就是青史留名。至于其他政客怎么看他？呵呵！我是美国总统,我在乎吗？！ Therefore President mister were writing a letter on another's behalf to knock the table to participation congress one crowd: „gentlemen! Do not fall asleep! We must select one to represent today, represents our Earth!” 所以总统先生对着参与大会的一群代笔们敲了敲桌子:“先生们！不要睡着了！我们今天一定要选出一个代表来,代表我们地球！” US President smiles is very happy, but the representatives in other countries were very ugly on the complexion. When global most greatly strongest country President iron core must become stirs the excrement stick will be what kind of?! 美国总统笑的很开心,但是其他国家的代表们就脸色很难看了。试问,当全球最大最强的国家总统铁了心要成为一根搅屎棍的时候会怎样？！ [ Remembers website 3~5 Chinese net] [记住网址三五中文网]
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