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#338: Won't Disney consider me &amp\; Spider-Man is actually the magic lifeform?

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„Is this Donald Duck?” “这是唐老鸭吗？” „Should. Long may look like really!” “应该是吧。长的可真像啊！” „I think besides Donald Duck, doesn't have other biological energy to grow into this?! You look at it, to is not he, you look at him to grow into the appearance of duck, but also wears the clothes?” “我觉除了唐老鸭以外,也没有别的生物能长成这样啊？！你看它,哦不对是他,你看他长成鸭子的模样,但是还穿衣服呢？” „This yellow feather, can I touch? Can not too the politeness? Is this sexual harassment? However its long looked like the cartoon puppet, was quite lovable!” “这黄色的羽毛,我能摸一下吗？会不会不太礼貌？这样算不算性骚扰？但是它长的真的太像卡通玩偶了,好可爱啊！” In the medical office in technical island, one group of people are gathering round appear Donald Duck to express admiration suddenly. Sometimes the after life of two dimensions turn into three dimensions, will then moe the set attribute fast to reduce. However after two dimension lifeform turn into three dimensions, thinks as before very lovable. 在科技岛内的医务室里,一群人正围着突然出现的唐老鸭啧啧称奇。有的时候一些二次元的生活变成三次元之后,那么萌系属性就会快速降低。但是有的二次元生物变成三次元之后依旧觉得很可爱。 For example Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck anything. After these anime roles turned into the real three dimension material objects of anime proportion, will make people think as before very lovable interesting. Their cartoon puppet also very much moe, many people like, no matter Sir child, male student female student. This probably is movie «Tidy Bear» in appear the scene is the same, all people think will be the Tidy bear of puppet turns into one to walk suddenly will speak also has the lifeform of intelligence quotient. Can this moe many people to like very much? 比如说米老鼠,唐老鸭什么的。这些动画角色变成了动画比例的真实三次元实物后依旧会让人觉得很可爱有趣。他们的卡通玩偶也是很萌的,很多人都喜欢,不管是大人小孩,男生女生。这就好像是电影《泰迪熊》里出现过的场景一样,原本所有人都以为是玩偶的泰迪熊突然变成了一个能走路会说话并且有智商的生物。这样会不会很萌很多人喜欢？ Movie «Tidy Bear» in has given us the answer, right truly very much moe many people to like, continuously in Tidy bear grew into a show air/Qi the full skirt silk before a simple-hearted child...... 电影《泰迪熊》里给了我们答案,没错确实很萌很多人喜欢,一直在泰迪熊从一个天真无邪的孩子长成了一个骚气十足的屌丝之前…… But now, lies down on medical office hospital bed 【Donald Duck】 Long wants to be the appearance of puppet Donald Duck puppet Disney sells very much. He has 75 centimeter high probably, the body weight probably is only the 10 kilogram, must by the words that the volume and weight calculate, this 【Donald Duck】 Big that even does not have meals to be enough „sumptuous” the orange cat comes. If a big orange cat( including leg) unbent the body even can over one meter. As for body weight? Although above 10 kilogram big orange cat not many, but cannot be few. 而现在,躺在医务室病床上的这只【唐老鸭】长的很想是迪士尼所卖的玩偶唐老鸭玩偶的模样。他大概有七十五公分高,体重大约只有十公斤,要以体积和重量来计算的话,这只【唐老鸭】甚至没有一只伙食足够“丰盛”的橘猫来的大。一只大橘猫要是把身子（包括腿）伸直了的话甚至能超过一米长。至于体重？十公斤以上的大橘猫虽然不多但是也不能算少。 Compares the obese orange cat, this only lay down in „Donald Duck that” on the hospital bed has not regained consciousness is considered as absolutely on is miniature is lovable. 相比于肥胖的橘猫来说,这只躺在病床上还没苏醒的“唐老鸭”绝对算得上是迷你可爱了。 However is facing this type of sprouting/moe happily, a Li Jie actually point. His resigned-looking looks at Peter saying: „I left such a small little while. Why can here a like this strange lifeform?” 不过面对着这种萌物,李杰却一点都高兴不起来。他一脸无奈的看着彼得说道:“我只是离开了这么一小会儿。为什么我们这里就能多出一个这样的奇异生物？” Peter Parker touches the head, his innocent saying: „Perhaps is because I am summoner?” 彼得-帕克摸了摸脑袋,他一脸无辜的说道:“也许是因为我是召唤师吧？” „???” Li Jie is bemused. “？？？”李杰一脸问号。 Peter explained: „I saw this only Donald Duck in the mind, then his suddenly appear. I guess that he should be summoned by me has present melts.” Peter very recognizing Donald Duck is oneself summons: „Possibly is because Six God Combination [The Gipsy Danger] enlarged my spidey senses. Therefore my spidey senses can make more matters.” 彼得解释道:“我是在脑海中看到了这只唐老鸭,然后他就突然出现了。我猜他应该是被我召唤具现化了。”彼得还是非常的认定唐老鸭是自己召唤来的:“可能是因为六神合体危险流浪者号放大了我的蜘蛛感应。所以我的蜘蛛感应能做出更多的事情呢。” „Enlarges spidey senses?” “放大蜘蛛感应？” „Yes, this everybody looks like a high efficiency antenna same can strengthen my spidey senses. Probably because of this, therefore I can achieve such matter.” “是的,这个大家伙就像是一个大功率天线一样能增强我的蜘蛛感应。大概是因为这样,所以我才能做到这样的事情吧。” Here Peter to be a little self-satisfied, probably was oneself develops any serious ability. However afterward asking of his very worry: „My this had at will present melted Disney 【Donald Duck】, Won't Disney consider me? It is said their legal awareness are specially heavy, the backing flag of fans manufacture they issue the lawyer's letter warning. Forbids fans to make the poster to support the Disney movie with the Disney character and propagandizes anything.” 说到这里彼得有点得意,好像是自己又开发出什么不得了的能力了。但是随后他又非常担心的问道:“不过我这样随意的具现化了迪士尼的【唐老鸭】,迪士尼不会告我吧？据说他们的法律意识特别重,就连粉丝制作的后援旗帜他们都发律师函警告。禁止粉丝们用迪士尼的人物做海报来支持迪士尼的电影和宣传什么的。” Li Jie:...... „Does not need to be worried, I will handle the copyright issue.”( Note) 李杰:……“不用担心,我会搞定版权问题的。”（注） „Besides having present melts this Donald Duck, did you also successfully have present melt other things?” Li Jie is a little curious, is Peter has present to melt other fantasy lifeform really the ability? What if can have the grandson who present melts dragon bead to become aware food, can hang dozen of Extinguishing Tyrant? After all the Felisaz's and Extinguishing Tyrant before the recharging krypton gold/metal is the same color department( purple). Why as for didn't summon Sun Wukong? Because this world had Sun Wukong, does not want to look for one to come out to do troublesome. “不过除了具现化这个唐老鸭之外,你还成功具现化其他的东西了吗？”李杰有点好奇,是不是彼得真的有具现化其他幻想生物的能力？要是能具现化龙珠里的孙悟饭什么的,是不是能吊打灭霸？毕竟弗利萨在充值氪金之前一直和灭霸是同一个色系的（紫色）。至于为什么不召唤孙悟空？因为这世界已经有孙悟空了,就不要在多找一个出来搞麻烦。 „No, besides this Donald Duck, I has successfully not only had present melts other things.” It looks like Peter and Gwen really has also performed the experiment. “没有,除了这只唐老鸭之外,我并没有成功具现化其他的东西。”看起来彼得和格温还真做过试验。 But Dr. Hank after giving Donald Duck has made the general physical checkup to continuously curious surrounds the Donald Duck people saying: „This, un, the Donald Duck mister heartbeat is very normal. All physiological conditions are very good, seem are Mental highly are intense and exhausted, therefore faints. Waited a while to wake up probably.” 而汉克博士在给唐老鸭做了全身检查之后对一直好奇的围观着唐老鸭的众人说道:“这位,嗯,唐老鸭先生的心跳很正常。一切生理状态都很好,看上去就是精神高度紧张和疲惫所以才晕过去的。等一会儿大概就会醒来了。” Actually Dr. Hank when gives Donald Duck inspection body also to hesitate actually. Should oneself inspect according to the way of veterinarian? Inspects according to the humankind way? Although because this is one seems looks like the body of duck very much, but in the self-respect anime piece the setting of Donald Duck is a person. You look at Pluto is a dog is a pet. 其实汉克博士在给唐老鸭检查身体的时候其实也在犹豫。自己应该按兽医的方式来检查呢？还是按人类的方式来检查？因为虽然这是一个看上去很像鸭子的身体,但是自爱动画片里唐老鸭的设定是一个人啊。你看布鲁托就是一条狗是一只宠物。 „When can he wake up?” Li Jie looks that puts on Donald Duck of windproof coat to be a little curious. Stood has been observing Donald Duck Doom to say one in his side: „This awaking time naturally can awake.” “不过他到底什么时候能醒来呢？”李杰看着穿着风衣的唐老鸭有点好奇。站在他身边一直在观察唐老鸭的杜姆说了一句:“该醒的时候自然会醒。” Nonsense! Your explodes the madman do not study the senior monk to speak, not like. Li Jie is having an unspoken opinion in the innermost feelings. 废话！你一个爆炸狂人就不要学老和尚说话,一点都不像。李杰在内心腹议着。 Does not have the indication, lies down Donald Duck on hospital bed sits up the body to open the eye suddenly, and sets free a captured animal to shout loudly: „Runs Spider-Ham!” 毫无征兆的,躺在病床上的唐老鸭突然坐起身子睁开眼睛,并且放生高喊:“快跑蜘猪侠！” This yelled had a scare loudly the people. Especially has been discussing in side should touch the Donald Duck two female students. Gwen in a low voice said to Lan: „, His sound does not sprout, does not match with the appearance completely.” But Lan said: „Actually very much conforms to the Donald Duck sound!” Lan is looked «Mickey Mouse And Donald Duck that» Li Yang dubs grows up, she was familiar with Donald Duck that rough acoustic ray. 这放声大叫把众人吓了一跳。尤其是一直在旁边议论着应不应该摸一下唐老鸭的两个女生。格温低声的对岚说道:“哇,他的声音一点都不萌啊,和长相完全不配。”但岚却说道:“不过却很符合唐老鸭的声音啊！”岚是看李扬配音的《米老鼠和唐老鸭》长大的,她非常习惯唐老鸭那种粗犷的声线了。 However compares in the female student who caring about Donald Duck moe, Li Jie and the others instead cared those words that Donald Duck shouted. Li Jie was also saying to somewhat still shaken Donald Duck: „Puts with ease, puts with ease. Donald Duck, whom did you just again shout? Spider-Ham? You determined that isn't Spider-Man?” 不过相比于关心唐老鸭萌不萌的女生,李杰等人反而更关心唐老鸭喊出来的那句话。李杰对着还有些惊魂未定的唐老鸭说道:“放轻松,放轻松。唐老鸭,你刚刚再喊谁？蜘猪侠？你确定不是蜘蛛侠？” „What Donald Duck? I called Howard! Wait, who are you? I felt that spidey senses came. Spider-Ham where?! Morlun must kill him!” Howard the Duck calls loudly, and in his eye is the colors of vigilance. He is seeking for oneself weapon everywhere. However was a pity very much, he hid various weapon in windproof coat they are given to confiscate by Li Jie. “什么唐老鸭？我叫霍华德！等等,你们是谁？我是感觉到了蜘蛛感应才来的。蜘猪侠在哪儿？！魔伦要杀他！”霍华德鸭高声喊道,并且他的眼中都是警觉之色。他在到处寻找自己的武器。但是很可惜,他藏在风衣里的各种武器都已经被李杰他们给没收了。 „Tang, Howard.” Li Jie reads this name always to feel strangely, because somebody's father probably is also this name. He shook the head the Tony's father is an image of duck expels from the mind, then said to Howard the Duck: „What did you just again say? What Morlun?” “唐,呃,霍华德。”李杰念这个名字总是感觉怪怪的,因为某人的父亲好像也是这个名字。他摇了摇头把托尼的父亲是一只鸭子的形象从脑海中赶走,然后对霍华德鸭说道:“你刚刚再说什么？什么魔伦？” Howard the Duck looks all around in all directions, he has not paid attention to Li Jie. Instead found has put on Peter of Spider-Man uniform/subdue. He has sized up Peter one up and down, was saying seriously: „Are you Spider-Ham?” 霍华德鸭四处环顾,他没有理会李杰。反而找到了穿着蜘蛛侠制服的彼得。他上下打量了彼得一眼,然后严肃的说着:“你是蜘猪侠？” „I am Spider-Man, is not Spider-Ham.” Peter thinks oneself and pig not any relations. “我是蜘蛛侠,不是蜘猪侠。”彼得觉得自己和猪没有任何关系。 „Is same. You have spidey senses, and inherited the spider strength. Morlun comes certainly back to kill you, and seizes your magic strength! Hurries to be ready!” Howard the Duck so was saying, said that this scene is a little really funny. Because Donald Duck is making him be careful to the Spider-Man righteousness with stern words such and some, this picture a little peace-keeping. “都一样。你有蜘蛛感应,并且继承了蜘蛛力量。魔伦一定回来杀你并且夺走你的魔法力量的！赶紧做好准备吧！”霍华德鸭如此说着,说真的这个场面有点滑稽。因为一个唐老鸭正在对蜘蛛侠义正严辞的让他小心某某某,这种画面有点过于的维和了。 The words that however Howard spoke let Li Jie and Peter two people look at each other in blank dismay, isn't the spider strength gene mutation? When became the magic strength?!!! 不过霍华德说的话却让李杰和彼得两人面面相觑,蜘蛛力量不是基因变异吗？什么时候变成魔法力量了？！！！ Note: Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck are the Disney copyright, Marvel now are also the Disney copyrights. Therefore 【Handles copyright issue】 Is another view. 注:米老鼠和唐老鸭是迪士尼的版权,漫威现在也是迪士尼的版权。所以【搞定版权问题】是另一种说法。 Note 2: What like Donald Duck is the Howard strange duck, Marvel young people. Although establishes to be a little strong inexplicably, for example has 【Iron Duck】 Coverall anything, magic talent anything, but the actual performance strength is very ordinary. Moreover Li Jie's Music Gem and other special infinity stone is also appear in the publication of Howard strange duck. Therefore the Howard strange duck should many people early guess correctly in appear of this book. 注2:像唐老鸭的是霍华德怪鸭,漫威小众人物。虽然设定上莫名有点强,比如说有【钢铁鸭】套装什么的,还有魔法天赋什么的,但是实际表现战力很一般。另外李杰的音乐宝石等特殊的无限宝石也是出现在霍华德怪鸭的刊物里的。所以霍华德怪鸭在本书的出现应该很多人早都猜到了。 Note 3: The Spider-Man's strength is the magic strength, but is not gene mutation. This is not I talks irresponsibly, but is the Marvel official setting. Therefore theoretically, all Marvel with person, depend upon the way of robbing to obtain the Spider-Man strength is not feasible. Because the magic strength is the fatalism. The successor of non- Spider-Man strength makes the spider bite forcefully will not obtain the Spider-Man strength, will only be killed by poison, that is all. 注3:蜘蛛侠的力量是魔法力量而不是基因变异。这不是我瞎掰而是漫威官方设定。所以理论上,所有漫威同人里,依靠抢夺的方式获得蜘蛛侠力量都是不可行的。因为魔法力量是宿命论。非蜘蛛侠力量的继承者强行让蜘蛛咬并不会获得蜘蛛侠力量,只会被毒死,仅此而已。
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