DTYWIWMS :: Volume #10

#335: 1 big ritual

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In Tony's science and technology island. 在托尼的科技岛内。 „Makes to be possible from Venus this gadget a little to be really troublesome.” Doctor Doom wipes the sweat that did not have, he shows oneself very Xing Ku by this. Expressed that oneself requested to fulfill duty regarding Li Jie's completes with every effort. “把这玩意儿从金星弄过来可真的有点麻烦。”杜姆博士擦了擦并不存在的汗水,他以此来彰显自己很幸苦。表示自己对于李杰的要求是尽职尽力的完成了的。 „150 meter high super Spider-Man robot. I have made the comprehensive restore, has carried on re-equipping all war armor again. The part of breakage and unreasonable line I have made reorganization again. Now this robot whole has made the Vibranium atomization, strengthened the intensity of entire armor. The weapon part I have also carried on revision and enhancement.” “一百五十米高的超级蜘蛛侠机器人。我做了全面的修复,把所有的战甲都进行了重新的改装。破损的部分和不合理的线路我都做了重新的整理。现在这台机器人整体做了震金喷雾,加强了整个装甲的强度。武器部分我也进行了修改和加强。” Doom was referring to the Spider-Man robot that changed completely greatly saying to Li Jie: „Formerly main weapon of this robot was various laser beams. Although said that the might is not very bad, but cannot say that is very good. Especially uses the ordinary light beam beam absolutely not to have the feeling of Super System robot merely. Therefore I supplemented many weapon, for example super missile this will exist as the sure-kill technique, the TNT equivalent can choose to Doom level 7 from Doom level 1.” 杜姆对着李杰指了指已经完全大变样的蜘蛛侠机器人说道:“从前这台机器人的主要武器就是各种激光射线。虽然说威力并不是很差,但是也说不上很好。尤其是仅仅使用普通光束射线完全没有超级系机器人的感觉。所以我追加了很多的武器,比如说超级导弹这将是作为必杀技而存在的,爆炸当量从杜姆一级到杜姆七级都可以选择。” Doom has even named the equivalent of missile with the oneself name, but Li Jie is not strange, Doom does any matter out of the ordinary looks like in Li Jie is natural. If he does not overstep the limit that to be strange. 杜姆甚至用自己的名字命名了导弹的当量了,不过李杰一点都不奇怪,杜姆干出任何出格的事情在李杰看来都是理所应当的。他要是不出格那才是奇怪的。 However regarding Doom level 1 to Doom level 7 missile equivalent Li Jie is very curious: „How do you grade?” 不过对于杜姆一级到杜姆七级的导弹当量李杰还是很好奇的:“你怎么分级的？” „Doom level 1 is equal to Tsar Bomba.” Doom was saying with ease. Li Jie:?! “杜姆一级相当于沙皇炸弹。”杜姆轻松的说着。李杰:？！ „Doom level 2 can raze entire Russia probably.” Doom was saying very much calmly. Li Jie:!! “杜姆二级大概能把整个俄罗斯夷为平地。”杜姆还是很平静的说着。李杰:！！ „Doom level 3 can level off the entire Eurasia probably.” Said that this rank Doom started to be a little excited. However Li Jie completely is excited does not get up. “杜姆三级大概能把整个欧亚大陆夷平。”说道这个级别杜姆开始有点兴奋了。但是李杰却完全兴奋不起来了。 „The Doom level 4 words can make half Earth fall into the sea of fire!” Doom starts excitedly is brandishing fist. Li Jie:...... “杜姆四级的话能让半个地球陷入火海！”杜姆开始激动的挥舞着拳头。李杰:…… „level 5 can destroy the entire planet surface!” Doom felt that soon jumped. Li Jie: ............ “五级可以破坏整个星球的地表！”杜姆感觉快要跳起来了。李杰:………… „level 6 can explode puts on entire Earth, making Earth crack from beginning to end two halves, thorough smashing!” Doom soon ascended the sky. “六级能炸穿整个地球,让地球从头到尾裂成两半,彻底粉碎！”杜姆快要上天了。 But asking that Li Jie a little trembles: „Then seventh level?” 而李杰有点瑟瑟发抖的问道:“那么第七级呢？” Doom mysterious smiling of: „I guess that you will not want to know.” 杜姆神秘的笑了笑:“我猜你不会想要知道的。” Li Jie: „I truly do not want to know, but I do not think that you install such dangerous weapon on this type of robot. This gadget has been able the single body to extinguish star!” 李杰:“我确实不想知道,但是我也不想你把这么危险的武器装在这种机器人上。这玩意儿已经可以单体灭星了！” Doom shakes the head: „It is not simple, operates this robot to be very rare. I have to carry on the reinforcement with many magic it, uses this robot to need the formidable Mental strength and spidey senses controls all.” 杜姆摇摇头:“没那么简单,操作这个机器人很难得。我不得不用很多魔法来进行补强它,使用这台机器人需要强大的精神力量和蜘蛛感应来操控一切。” „Therefore I have still inscribed in this robot many magic formation. Let the science and technology and magic unifies mutually. Strengthens a link part with magic, enabling this robot to achieve various types strong movement that surmounts its build.” Doom seems very satisfied, he according to starting the switch, Six God Combination [The Gipsy Danger]( the official systematic name of this Spider-Man robot) has made various types early already the editor good movement. “所以我还在这台机器人内部铭刻了很多的魔法阵。让科技和魔法相互结合。用魔法来加强链接点的部件,让这台机器人能做到各种超越它体型的超强动作。”杜姆看上去很满意,他按下了手上的开关,六神合体危险流浪者号（这台蜘蛛侠机器人的官方学名）做出了各种早已经编辑好的动作。 For example 【Super Sure-kill Ascending Dragon Sword】, 【Thunderous Lightning Vajra Flame】, 【Iron Man Smash pose】 Wait. 比如说【超必杀登龙剑】、【雷霆闪电金刚火焰】、【钢铁侠砸地pose】等等。 „Really is strong mobility!” Li Jie cannot bear applaud, this is the Super System robot that oneself wants! What a pity, oneself is unopenable. “真的是超强的可动性啊！”李杰忍不住鼓掌,这才是自己想要的超级系机器人啊！可惜,自己不能开。 After Doom the mobility of robot demonstrates, he to Li Jie was asking one: „We now losing make professor visit them Skrulls in Supporter Entertainment Star Port, like this?” 杜姆把机器人的可动性演示好了之后,他对着李杰问了一句:“不过我们现在把斯库鲁人给丢在捍卫者娱乐星港就让教授看着他们,这样好吗？” „What is not good, in any case what worries is they are not we. If Extinguishing Tyrant has any movement to them, they should be anxious. Therefore was asked we must act bashful.” The super robot that Li Jie is sizing up this up and down change external appearances only by Doctor Doom, cannot bear occasionally exudes murmur. “没什么不好的,反正着急的是他们不是我们。如果灭霸真的对他们有什么动作的话,他们应该急。所以被人求的时候我们还是要拿捏一下的。”李杰上下打量着这台被杜姆博士已经改头换面的超级机器人,忍不住偶尔的发出啧啧啧的赞叹声。 Now this robot changed thoroughly, was similar to thunder Wang|King same matching colors of Six God Combination is revised to conform to the Doom aesthetic silver to match colors black, the robot did not have various magnificent decorations, only then simplest geometrical line. Although said that overall Israel is just a Lord, but the giant and ice-cold machine has brought the formidable constriction to the person. Especially those from Doom level 1 to the Doom level 7 missile. 现在这台机器人已经彻底变样了,原本如同六神合体的雷霆王一样的配色已经被修改成了更加符合杜姆审美的银黑配色,机器人没有各种华丽的装饰只有最简单的几何线条。虽然说整体以方正为主,但是巨大而冰冷的机器给人带来了强大的压迫感。尤其是那些从杜姆一级到杜姆七级的导弹。 However Li Jie decided that the unnecessary words should better not to install. Since these missiles have been the Doom many years of research art highest masterpiece. 不过李杰决定没有必要的话最好不要配装。这些导弹是杜姆多年研究艺术以来最高的杰作了。 His a lot of research fell into the bottleneck, however after studying magic, his life changes, the issue that many science could not solve he attempted to solve with magic. This has accomplished under the entire day unique and unmatched science magician. Perhaps some people will think of Newton, although Newton is also the science transfers magic splendid sorcerer. However he ‚art’ the talent in aspect is inferior to Doom in research completely. After all Doom or DOOM! 原本他的很多研究都陷入了瓶颈,但是在学习魔法之后,他的生活变样,很多科学解决不了的问题他都尝试用魔法来解决。这就造就了全天下独一无二的科学魔法师。或许有人会想到牛顿,牛顿虽然也是科学转魔法的一名出色法师。但是他在研究‘艺术’方面的天赋完全不如杜姆。毕竟杜姆还是DOOM！ „I thought with the super missile as sure-kill technique anything a little crossed. At least beside execution universe quest, this robot does not permit appear on Earth. Does not permit in various Super System sure-kill techniques that nearby Earth uses various you to increase.” Li Jie does not think that this robot comes super sure-kill, then entire Earth atomized. “我觉得用超级导弹作为必杀技什么的有点过了。至少在执行宇宙任务之外,这台机器人不允许在地球上出现。更加不允许在地球附近使用各种你添加进去的各种超级系必杀技。”李杰不想这个机器人来一个超必杀,然后整个地球就雾化了。 Doom is a little uncomfortable: „The Super System robot does not need strong sure-kill to explode, this probably obviously has the female of good stature to go to the beach not to wear the bikini to be the same in the summer!( Note)” 杜姆有点难受:“超级系机器人不用超强必杀爆炸,这就好像明明有好身材的女性夏天去海滩不穿比基尼一样！（注）” „I agree with your view. However the explosion of bikini leaves extraterrestrial to look.” Li Jie waved: „At least establishes a procedure, making this super robot after approaching Earth many are unable to use this super sure-kill.” “我同意你的看法。但是比基尼的爆炸还是留给外星人看吧。”李杰挥了挥手:“至少设置一个程序,让这个超级机器人在靠近地球多少之后就无法使用这种超必杀了。” „Establishes an insurance? Good, this can also accept.” Doom has compromised, he was satisfied regarding the artware of oneself manufacture, he has hoped impatiently it was used. Therefore Doom asked toward Li Jie: Pilot who „you look for? Hasn't arrived?” “设置一个保险？好吧,这还可以接受。”杜姆算是妥协了,他对于自己制造的这件艺术品非常满意,他已经迫不及待的希望它被用上了。所以杜姆向着李杰问道:“你找的驾驶员呢？还没到吗？” The Li Jie ear moved: „Time was just good.” 李杰耳朵动了一下:“时间刚刚好,到了。” „Spider-Woman, can you do not wear such tight-fitting clothes. Your stature was exposed!” “蜘蛛女侠,你能不能不要穿这么紧身的衣服了。你的身材都走光了！” „Spider-Man, your clothes and I am a material quality.” “蜘蛛侠,你的衣服和我是一个材质的。” „But is different, I male.” “但是不一样,我是男的。” „Is your this sexual discrimination? Don't forget, your buttocks compared with my must curl upwards.” Speaks to put on the black heroin powder tricolor Gwen Spider-Man woman to pat the Spider-Man Peter buttocks. Duang, solid and flexible. “你这算是性别歧视吗？别忘了,你的臀比我的还要翘。”说着话穿着黑白粉三色的格温蜘蛛侠女侠拍了一下蜘蛛侠彼得屁股。Duang的一下,结实而富有弹性。 Spider-Man cannot bear both hands protect the buttocks of oneself to yell: „You are the sexual harassment!” 蜘蛛侠忍不住双手护住自己的臀部大叫:“你这是性骚扰！” Spider-Woman lets go: „Look, I said the equality of the sexes. Actually you are male puts on clothes anything not to relate with you, male also very much exposes as before. You never know that has many crazy female, GAY as well as fujoshi is looking your leotard picture is mouth-watering. You think that in the market only has heroine, but doesn't have your book?” 蜘蛛女侠摊手:“看啊,我说了男女平等吧。其实你是不是男的和你穿着衣服没什么关系,男的依旧也还是很暴露。你永远不知道有多少痴女、GAY以及腐女在看着你的紧身衣照片流口水。你以为市面上只有女英雄而没有你的本子吗？” Spider-Man knit the brows: „Wait, what were you saying? Did you comply with my matter to forget? Are you still doing that matter?!( What refers to was Gwen helped Pure White write script picture to delay the comics picture in the past)” 蜘蛛侠皱了皱眉:“等等,你在说什么？你答应过我的事情忘记了吗？你还在干那事儿？！（指的是格温当年帮纯白写剧本画耽美漫画）” Gwen Spider-Woman raises hand to surrender: „No, I have not done. Pledged to the day.” 格温蜘蛛女侠举手投降:“不,我真的没有干了。对天发誓。” Looks at this to the delighted enemy, regardless of when where can quarrel, Li Jie was also speechless. This is so-called sentiment is probably better to be noisier. The being together patterns of some people quarrelled probably, promoted relations and trust with the small quarrel? 看着这对欢喜冤家无论何时何地都能吵起来,李杰也是无语了。大概这就是所谓的感情越好越吵吧。有的人的相处模式大概就是争吵,用小小的争吵来提升相互之间的关系和信任？ Li Jie has to clap the palm of the hand to two people: „mister, miss. Serious, invites you today does not let your show love. I have important quest to give two.” 李杰不得不对着两人拍了拍巴掌:“先生,女士。严肃点,今天把你们请来可不是让你们秀恩爱的。我有重要的任务交给二位。” Peter and Gwen two Spider-Man entered this huge underground space to see that huge exhibiting 【Iron Man Smash pose】 Six God Combination [The Gipsy Danger]. Although sigh with emotion in the hugeness of this robot, but they also think that this is Doom or is the giant-scale robot testing machine that Tony makes newly. They have not thought really this machine and they can also have the relations. 彼得和格温两位蜘蛛侠一走进这巨大的地下空间就看见了那庞大的摆出【钢铁侠砸地pose】的六神合体危险流浪者号了。虽然感慨于这个机器人的巨大,但是他们还以为这是杜姆或者是托尼新做的巨型机器人试验机呢。他们真的没有想到这机器和他们还能有关系。 But at this time Li Jie said to them: „These time invited two actually to have important quest.” 而这个时候李杰却对他们说道:“这一次邀请两位来其实有一个重要的任务。” Peter said with ease: „Any important quest.” 彼得轻松的说:“什么重要任务。” Li Jie: „Protects world.” 李杰:“保护世界。” Peter lets go: „I protect world daily.” 彼得摊手:“我天天保护世界。” „What I said is protects world with it, this everybody has to be powerful enough to destroy a planet strength. Cannot make it fall into other manpower. I decided to give you two.” Li Jie pointed at [The Gipsy Danger] to say seriously. “我说的是用它保护世界,这个大家伙拥有足以摧毁一个星球的力量。不能让它落入其他人手里。我决定交给你们两位了。”李杰指着危险流浪者号严肃的说着。 Li Jie this is naked direct Qin chose/point! Peter and Gwen have not been mentally prepared. Peter and Gwen had a scare, Peter beckons with the hand again and again: „That anything, I do not understand the robot, actually you can find other people to test first. For example Tony what, isn't he? Therefore you are in addition please wise!” 李杰这是赤裸裸的直接钦点啊！彼得和格温都没有做好心理准备呢。彼得和格温都被吓了一跳,彼得更是连连摆手:“那个什么,我又不懂机器人,其实你可以找其他人来先测试一下啊。比如说托尼什么的,他不是更好吗？所以你还是另请高明吧！” Li Jie has seized the nape of Peter wants to escape: „Nonsense, this robot only then you two can open. If other people can open, for example I can open can also turn to obtain you?!” 李杰揪住了想要逃跑的彼得的后颈:“废话,这机器人只有你们两个能开。要是其他人能开,比如说我能开的话还能轮得到你？！” Illustration: The bikini that Doom said is a pun, the origin of bikini word the nuclear explosion experiment on Bikini Atoll. The last century 40s female swim suit was very conservative design, but has promoted the bikini in a 40s intermediate stage France designer, covered on the body with least cotton materials merely few important parts. 注解:杜姆说的比基尼是个双关语,比基尼这个词的来源是在比基尼岛上的核爆实验。上世纪四十年代女性泳衣还是非常非常保守的款式,而在四十年代中期法国一位设计师推出了比基尼泳衣,用最少的布料仅仅遮盖住身体上少量的重要部分。 When the designer wants to show the design of oneself, the entire world's models refuse to walk the show for the designer. Finally the designer looked for a stripteaser photography magazine cover. appear of this type of swim suit has shocked entire world rapidly. It is aesthetic regarding this world's, to the traditional female putting on clothes appearance even was said that the values were one destroy the reconstruction. It to the significance that the later generation creates not under at two nuclear detonation, therefore some people described this swim suit with test facility Bikini Atoll of nuclear explosion, called it the bikini. 当设计师想要展现自己的设计时,全世界的模特都拒绝为设计师走秀。最后设计师找了一位脱衣舞女拍摄杂志封面。这种泳衣的出现迅速震惊了整个世界。其对于这个世界的审美,对传统女性的穿衣打扮甚至是说价值观都是一场摧毁重建。其对后世造成的意义不下于两次原子弹爆炸,所以有人用核爆炸的试验场比基尼岛来形容这泳衣,将其称为比基尼。
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