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#330: Really fragrant

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Skrull Star, in sovereign emperor your majesty imperial palace. 斯库鲁星,皇帝陛下的皇宫内。 sovereign emperor your majesty and empire generals, as well as is occupied by the aristocrats as well as the ministers on entire planet is attending an evening banquet. The evening banquet that your majesty is held by sovereign emperor. Although said that Skrulls is facing at present still the question of Extinguishing Tyrant, but also was considering whether must to the Extinguishing Tyrant resources planet matter, but in the final analysis this is not the matter that worries. 皇帝陛下和帝国的将军们,以及许多居住在整个星球上的贵族以及大臣们都在参加一个晚宴。一个由皇帝陛下举行的晚宴。虽然说斯库鲁人目前还在面对灭霸的诘问,还在考虑是否要给灭霸资源星球的事情,但是说到底这并不是一件非常着急的事情。 Even if must make war with Extinguishing Tyrant, Extinguishing Tyrant how many year or how many 10 years can puncture Andromeda Galaxy? Is impossible! Therefore does not need to do very anxiously the atmosphere, the inner tension , outer calm is the correct way. 即便是要和灭霸开战,难道灭霸几年或者几十年就能打穿仙女星系吗？不可能的！所以没必要把气氛搞得很紧张,内紧外松才是正确的应对之道。 Minister and generals who however attended this evening banquet mostly are interests lack actually. Because the sovereign emperor evening banquet in the final analysis actually is also that a matter, do not think that is in the how upscale atmosphere the thing of scale. Although Skrulls is the carbon base life with humankind similarly, because the cultural civilization development process are different, they and Earthling have the specious difference in many places. 不过参加这场晚宴的大臣和将军们其实大多是兴趣缺缺。因为皇帝的晚宴说到底其实也就是那么一回事,不要以为是多么高档大气上档次的东西。斯库鲁人虽然和人类同样属于碳基生命,但是因为文化文明的发展进程不同,他们在很多地方都和地球人有着似是而非的区别。 For example they have the evening banquet culture, thing that but in the ordinary circumstances the evening banquet does not have as an entertainment. The evening banquet that especially the imperial family holds more often conducts a salon to the minister and generals, letting them the discussion national affairs in relaxed point atmosphere. Good, actually the sovereign emperor evening banquet is another form makes everybody work overtime together. 比如说他们也有晚宴文化,但是一般情况下晚宴并不是作为一种娱乐而存在的事物。尤其是皇家举办的晚宴更多的时候是给大臣与将军们举办一个沙龙,让他们能在轻松一点的气氛中谈论国家大事。好吧,其实皇帝的晚宴就是另一种形式的让大家一起加班。 But this type worked overtime to be camouflaged one to eat meal. Moreover said, Skrulls eats meal anything not to be really delicious. Although said that the Skrulls' sense of taste has not degenerated thoroughly, after civilization develops the certain extent, the diet turned into one type the way of purely taking in energy. 只不过这种加班被伪装成了一起吃饭而已。而且说真的,斯库鲁人吃饭真的没什么好吃的。虽然说斯库鲁人的味觉还没有彻底退化,但是当文明发展到一定程度之后,饮食已经单纯的变成了一种摄入能量的方式而已。 Therefore in the Skrulls' recipes in ordinary circumstances contains the following food: 【The ability flour gruel, not having the flavor to eat to be the same with the mud. Only needs to eat three spoons to provide all day energy.】 【energy drink, a sweet taste water. After drinking probably the 500 milliliter, can satisfy the half-day heat exhaustion.】 【The energy pill, a flaky grain, is very bitter. One eats four, mixes the water to pouch in the belly together.】 【Injection, one week gives one injection to make your one week not hungry】. 所以在斯库鲁人的食谱中一般情况下包含以下食物:【能力糊糊,没有味道吃起来和泥巴一样。只需要吃三勺就能提供一整天的能量。】【能量饮料,一种只有甜味的水。喝下大概五百毫升之后能满足半天的热量消耗。】【能量药丸,一种片状颗粒,很苦。一顿吃四颗,混合着水一起吞进肚子里。】【针剂,一个星期打一针能让你一个星期不饿】。 Skrulls' diet and scientific health rich nutrition. The above all food can guarantee the Skrulls' nutrition quantity of heat/calories, and will not let their excess nutrients. Skrull which type „chef” fixed time the basis each Skrulls' different physique of quota will adjust them to eat ‚food’, and should eat many. 斯库鲁人的饮食及其的科学健康且富有营养。以上所有的食物都能保证斯库鲁人的营养热量,并且不会让他们的营养过剩。斯库鲁的“厨师”们会定时定量的根据每个斯库鲁人的不同体质而调整他们该食用哪一种‘食物’,并且应该吃多少。 The Skrull mothers must study these food how ‚cooking way’ as well as should give the children to prepare compassion lunch anything. Such advantage is in Skrulls never has the fatty, does not have build exceeding the allowed figure. Everybody grows up almost high, difference not multiple, much the same stature. Because study the thing is also same, therefore many people have the much the same disposition. 斯库鲁的母亲们也必须要学习这些食物的‘烹饪方式’以及应该如何给孩子们准备爱心午餐什么的。这样的好处是斯库鲁人中从来没有胖子,没有体型超标者。大家都长大差不多高,差不多重,差不多相同的身材。而且因为学的东西也一样,所以很多人都有着差不多相同的性格。 Therefore is similar to the layabout who Count Messiah this loving leisure and hating work, the matter does not produce actually in Skrulls is a very rare disposition, perhaps is because his rare, therefore sovereign emperor your majesty specially loves him. 所以如同弥撒亚伯爵这种好逸恶劳、不事生产的懒惰者其实在斯库鲁人里是一种非常难得一见的性格,也许是因为他的这种少见所以皇帝陛下才特别疼爱他吧。 Good, said that Skrulls' food, can above these ghost things calculate food? After Thor first time hears the Skrulls' diet way he could not bear the whole body hit to shake, because shook was too fierce, the fat tumbling of his whole body made a debut a wave, when was similar to Moses broke out Red Sea that racing wells up ocean waves. 好吧,说回斯库鲁人的食物,以上这些鬼东西能算食物吗？当托尔第一次听到斯库鲁人的饮食方式之后他忍不住全身打了个抖,因为抖的太厉害了,他全身的脂肪翻滚出了道道波浪,就如同摩西劈开红海时那奔涌的海浪。 „Who eats these things to me I with who gets angry!” At that time Thor was saying indignantly: „Comes up my fried chicken beer end!” “谁给我吃这些东西我就和谁翻脸！”当时托尔愤愤的说着:“把我的炸鸡啤酒端上来！” Good, this is appraisal of Thor to Skrulls food. Actually said the evening banquet, the minister and generals but who participates in simply have not prepared to eat anything actually. Because also truly has nothing to eat, most also together drinks a sweet water.( Skrulls has not brewed alcohol, because drinks will be drunk to mess things up. The Skrulls' history is very long, exceeds the 100,000 year. More than 90,000 years ago they will also brew alcohol, but after later published the prohibiting alcohol bill, does not brew alcohol. After more than 90,000 years of history, they have not even done the drink, can calculate only drink probably was the sweet taste water.) 好吧,这就是托尔对斯库鲁人食物的评价。其实说晚宴,但是来参加的大臣和将军们其实都根本没有准备吃什么。因为也确实没什么可吃,最多也就是一起喝点甜水而已。（斯库鲁人已经不酿酒了,因为喝酒会醉误事。斯库鲁人的历史很长,有超过十万年。早在90000多年前他们还会酿酒,但是之后出了禁酒法案后就不酿酒了。经过90000多年的历史,他们甚至连饮料都不太做了,唯一还能算饮料的大概就是甜味的水了。） When Chancellor of Finance from oneself gradually moves toward royal palace just has bumped into big general, two people signal by nodding mutually give regards. 当财政大臣从自己的缓步走向王宫的时候刚好碰到了大将军,两人互相点头示意问好。 Chancellor of Finance and big general are walking shoulder to shoulder: „What is this your majesty evening banquet subject? general does your excellency know?” 财政大臣和大将军并肩走着:“这一次陛下的晚宴议题是什么？将军阁下知道吗？” „Probably was Count Messiah comes back.” general said in a low voice. “好像是弥撒亚伯爵回来了。”将军低声的说。 „Did he come back?! I also think that he died in Earth.” The finance achieves is a little surprised, whispered in the innermost feelings: „Haven't this lazy goods died outside? Only spends the sluggard who does not produce.” “他回来了？！我还以为他死在地球了。”财政达成有点惊讶,同时也在内心嘀咕:“这个懒货怎么就没有死在外面呢？光消费不生产的懒鬼。” „Un, Chitauris truly defeated. Messiah and Lyja returned to your letter to report the war in Earth aspect. I estimated that your majesty is makes us listen to the practical information about Earth aspect together.” Big general so was guessing. Said that two people must eat anything regarding the evening banquet , their point does not care. “嗯,齐塔瑞人确实战败了。弥撒亚和莱嘉回来禀报了地球方面的战局。我估计陛下是让我们一起听一听关于地球方面的切实信息吧。”大将军如此猜测着。说真的两人对于晚宴要吃什么,他们一点都不在意。 But in the royal palace latter kitchen, Count Messiah crazy is bustling about. 可是在王宫的后厨,弥撒亚伯爵疯狂的忙碌着。 „Places here this pot. Right, moves cooking oil from the ship! These food, to the royal palace health inspection personnel examined, hurries to make, waits to use!” “把这个锅放在这里。对,从船上把食用油搬下来！还有那些食材,给王宫的卫生检查人员查看后就赶紧弄回来,等着用呢！” „A bit faster hits to soak the milk. Also waits to make the sweets.” “快点把牛奶打泡起来。还等着做甜品呢。” „Fried chicken quickly quickly! The flavor controls, do not put the hot pepper.” “炸鸡快一点快一点！味道控制一下,不要放辣椒啊。” Messiah is running after the kitchen, he has eaten delicious Earth food on Earth. The Skrulls' sense of taste has not degenerated completely, Li Jie and the others have analyzed the experiment and on Earth to them. Finally obtained has most suited the Skrulls taste various formulas and seasoning allocated proportions. 弥撒亚在后厨奔走着,在地球上他已经吃过了很多好吃的地球食物了。斯库鲁人的味觉还没有完全退化,李杰等人在地球上对他们进行了实验和分析。最后得出了最适合斯库鲁人口味的各种配方和调料配比。 Now Messiah crew each incarnation of process professional training brings from Earth became chef. Fries in oil boils explodes, red case white An, these people all pass. Fine food by their running water manufactures after the kitchen. 现在弥撒亚从地球带来的经过专业培训的船员们每一个都化身成为了大厨。煎炒烹炸,红案白案,这些人无一不通。一道道精美的食物被他们流水的从后厨制作出来。 But in the banquet hall, big general and Chancellor of Finance walked. They discovered that the arrangement of today's banquet hall is a little different. Unexpectedly has arranged a long table, is this preparation does do? Puts out food? Does not exist, is the energy flour gruel or is the pill and sweet water, a small table sufficiently put down. 而在宴会大厅内,大将军和财政大臣走了进来。他们发现今天的宴会大厅的布置有点不一样啊。居然布置了一条长长的桌子,这是准备干什么？放食物？不存在啊,就是能量糊糊或者是药片和甜水而已,一个小桌子就足以放下了啊。 Actually surprised is not only they, the aristocrat and ministers who all attended the banquet are very surprised. Their had doubts time some people said one suddenly: „What flavor? Really quite fragrant.” 其实惊讶的不仅仅是他们,所有来参加宴会的贵族和大臣都很惊讶。他们正在疑惑的时候忽然有人开口说了一句:“什么味道啊？真的好香啊。” Big general also smelled this special fragrance, that is he lives on the hundred year had not smelled one unique flavor. Why however is smells the flavor merely, the oneself saliva will start to secrete? This is unscientific! Big general felt that oneself had any primitive wild nature to be awakened probably. 大将军也闻到了这种特殊的香味,那是他活了上百年没有闻到过的一种独特味道。但是为什么仅仅是闻味道,自己的唾液就会开始分泌呢？这不科学啊！大将军感觉自己好像有什么原始的野性被唤醒了。 But at this moment, the waiters started food after the kitchen inner end. The strong fragrance attacks each to participate in Skrulls of banquet. Different from any energy food that they eat, these food are unhealthy, the nutrition of providing are not comprehensive. Even ate will have put on weight, but this flavor was really attractive. 而就在这时,侍者们开始把一盘盘的食物从后厨内端了出来。浓烈的香味冲击着每一个来参加宴会的斯库鲁人。不同于他们吃的任何一种能量食物,这些食物不健康,提供的营养也不全面。甚至吃了还会发胖,但是这个味道真的是诱人啊。 Even if no anybody to eat, but is heard merely the flavor makes people be hard to control the oneself saliva, seems the instinct is the same. 即便是没有任何人吃过但是仅仅是闻味道就让人难以控制自己的唾液,仿佛是本能一样。 The Earth culture invaded the Skrull civilization war to fire the first spear/gun. 地球文化入侵斯库鲁文明的战争打响了第一枪。
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