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#327: Skrulls' difficult position

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„Earth, I came back finally!” Skrull count Messiah fills with the gratitude looks at more and more near Solar System, since leaving Earth's these many time, he constantly fondly remembers this mysterious place. Although said the Skrull expeditionary force disastrous defeat. It is not right, should say that was the Chitauris mercenaries disastrous defeat of Skrull employment. “地球,我终于又回来了！”斯库鲁伯爵弥撒亚满怀感激的看着越来越近的太阳系,自从离开地球的这么多时间之后他就无时无刻的怀念这个神奇的地方。虽然说斯库鲁的远征军惨败了。哦,不对,应该说是斯库鲁雇佣的齐塔瑞人雇佣军惨败了。 Although said the disaster, but Messiah was actually not sad, instead he was very finally happy. Because Earthling gave him to experience various unusual entertainment devices and entertaining fashions. Must say, these entertaining fashions profoundly changed Messiah that barren Mental life. 虽然说战争失败了,但是弥撒亚其实一点都不伤心,反而最后他还挺开心的。因为地球人给他见识到了非同寻常的娱乐设备和各种娱乐方式。必须要说,这些娱乐方式深刻的改变了弥撒亚那贫瘠的精神生活。 These manufacture excellent imaginative movies made him praise to the heavens simply. The Skrulls' life was too earnest, is extremely earnestly deficient to the entertainment. Has words on Earth 【The deficiency of matter can endure, the deficiency of Mental will let person radical ruin】. This saying is a little absolute, but also makes some sense. 那些制作精良充满想象力的电影简直令他叹为观止。斯库鲁人的生活太认真了,认真到娱乐极度匮乏。在地球上有句话【物质的贫乏可以忍受,精神的贫乏会让人激进毁灭】。这话有点绝对,但是也有一定道理。 When because the Mental life is extremely deficient, to seeks pleasure the space that even deficiently continually is evades if no, the burden that then lives demolishes the person sufficiently. Although said that the Skrulls' life is very liberal, did not exist saying that could not eat to the full to put on not warm such matter deficient issue. Because Mental entertainment caused in Skrulls to have very many Mental not normal situations deficiently. Messiah is one of them, he biggest recreational activity is the captivity falls behind civilization, then acts gods anything. 因为当精神生活极度匮乏,匮乏到连取乐甚至是逃避的空间都没有的话,那么生活的负担足以将人摧垮。虽然说斯库鲁人的生活很优渥,不存在说吃不饱穿不暖这样的物质匮乏的问题。但是因为精神娱乐的匮乏造成了斯库鲁人中有非常多的精神不正常的情况。弥撒亚就是其中之一,他最大的娱乐活动就是囚禁落后文明,接着去扮演神明什么的。 This is really an entertaining fashion of very wicked interest, but Messiah formerly always enjoyed. After having arrived at Earth, the Earth's recreational activity changed him, slowly made him normal. 这真的是一个非常恶趣味的娱乐方式,但是弥撒亚从前对此乐此不疲。一直到来了地球之后,地球的娱乐活动才改变了他,慢慢的让他变得正常了起来。 Although said the disaster, but Messiah actually thinks that this result was good. Because such Earth avoids the flames of war, oneself had has understood this charming cultural the opportunity. oneself is infatuated with regarding the Earth culture really very much, likes very much. Even after Earthling( is also the Illuminati big shots) extend the hand of friendship, oneself also thinks Skrulls actually should with the Earthling reconciliation. 虽然说战争失败了,但是弥撒亚却认为这个结果是好的。因为这样地球才免遭战火,自己才有了了解这个迷人文化的机会。自己真的对于地球文化很迷恋,也很喜欢。甚至在地球人（也就是光照会的大佬们）伸出友谊之手之后,自己还也觉得斯库鲁人其实应该和地球人和解。 Originally precisely! Earthling( Li Jie) said: „All these misunderstand, we do not want to eat your compatriots completely. We can explain regarding this matter.” Therefore Li Jie changes ox Shijian has made some relative ‚simple’ processing Skrulls. In which primary intention in other words bright all these are the accidents/surprises, you look at your partners, because culture on not the familiar Earth has turned out the cow, was butchered, when the beef eats. All these cannot blame us. 本来就是嘛！地球人（李杰）都说了:“这一切都是误会,我们完全不是想要吃你们的同胞的。对于这件事我们可以解释。”于是李杰将斯库鲁人变牛事件做了一些相对‘简单’的处理。其中的主旨就是说明这一切都是意外,你看你们的伙伴因为不熟悉地球上的文化结果变成了牛,然后被人宰了当牛肉吃。这一切真的不能怪我们啊。 In addition Li Jie and the others unceasingly to Skrulls looked that various types described Earth's to be happy, this made Messiah and other Skrulls approve all these slowly. After all enemy suitable solution not suitable knot, was the Earth culture so moreover charming why fights to live to kill with them? Everybody hand shakes hand sings to dance to look that together the movie isn't good? 再加上李杰等人不断的给斯库鲁人看各种描绘地球的美好,这让弥撒亚等斯库鲁人慢慢的认同了这一切。毕竟冤家宜解不宜结,再者说了,地球文化这么迷人何必和他们打生打死呢？大家手拉着手一起唱歌跳舞看电影不好吗？ Messiah and the others after Li Jie their education( brainwashing) stepped returned to the Skrull Star ball the journey. They go to time is bringing a fleet, comes back is bringing full Earth „spoils of war”. Included various entertainment products also to have the Earth's good food, as well as many Earth's crops( passed through Dr. Hank's to improve is easier to put on weight to feel sluggish). Many crew underwent Earth's training, learned to make various types of Earth food. 弥撒亚等人经过李杰他们的教育（洗脑）之后踏上了返回斯库鲁星球的旅途。他们去的时候带着一支舰队,回来的时候带着满满的地球“战利品”。包括了各种娱乐产品还有地球的美食,以及很多地球的农作物（经过了汉克博士的改良更容易发胖发懒）。还有很多船员都经过了地球的培训,学会了制作各种地球食物。 Including: The fried chicken, roast duck and French fries, explode day of woman Luo, to explode the crisp meat, the nitroglycerine block, the frost. conf. sugar cruller, the overweight person joyful series wait/etc.. Messiah thinks oneself to return home with a full load, although failed to the Earth motion, but oneself obtains another buried treasure. oneself can certainly obtain forgiving of Skrull sovereign emperor even also to obtain to reward! 包括:炸鸡、烤鸭、炸薯条、炸天妇罗、炸酥肉、炸油墩子、糖霜油条、肥仔快乐系列等等。弥撒亚觉得自己满载而归,虽然对地球行动失败了,但是自己获得另一个宝藏。自己一定能获得斯库鲁皇帝的原谅甚至还有可能获得奖赏的！ When the journey of Messiah confident stepping return trip, in fact Skrull civilization is experiencing a serious discussion. 当弥撒亚信心满满的踏上回程的旅途的时候,实际上斯库鲁文明内部正在经历一场严肃的讨论。 Skrull sovereign emperor was forced to convene oneself to guard four big star region generals discussion countermeasures. Because of the Centaurus Galaxy overlord, was almost the chiefs of all universe pirates, conquering and Ruiner of Extinguishing Tyrant Thanos civilization has sent in the final diplomatic note, requesting Skrulls to hire the Chitauris final commission to pay. 斯库鲁皇帝被迫召集了自己镇守四大星域的将军们讨论对策。因为半人马星系的霸主,几乎是所有宇宙海盗的头子,文明的征服与毁灭者灭霸萨诺斯发来了最后的通牒,要求斯库鲁人将雇佣齐塔瑞人的最后佣金给付了。 Skrull sovereign emperor reply: „Chitauris completed quest naturally to pay.” 斯库鲁皇帝回复:“齐塔瑞人完成了任务自然会付。” However Extinguishing Tyrant answered directly: „No matter Chitauris does have completes quest successfully, complying with the commission of clothing/taking to give! If not give me to come oneself to take!” 但是灭霸却直接回话:“不管齐塔瑞人有没有成功完成任务,答应服的佣金都要给！要是不给我就过来自己拿！” This saying simply was naked robbing. Where has mercenary unable to complete the truth that the quest employer must pay money? Naturally must complete quest to give money! Otherwise all people use the mercenary name to meet quest, then took the commission not to complete quest, that did not mess up. 这话简直就是赤裸裸的抢劫了。哪有雇佣兵完不成任务雇主还要付钱的道理？当然是要完成了任务才能给钱啊！不然的话所有人都打着雇佣兵的名义接任务,然后拿了佣金不完成任务,那不是乱套了。 Moreover the Extinguishing Tyrant words also make the Skrull sovereign emperor Skrull 11 world innermost feelings one startled: „Was said that the Chitauri campaign failed, therefore Extinguishing Tyrant can catch up is taking the commission?!” Because the Skrull 11 world knows, behind the Chitauris big boss is actually Extinguishing Tyrant. Extinguishing Tyrant supports to Chitauris, this flock of universe locusts were already joined up to exterminate by civilization of other galaxies. Everybody may be very repugnant this universe locust. 而且灭霸的话也让斯库鲁的皇帝斯库鲁十一世内心一惊:“难道是说齐塔瑞的战役失败了,所以灭霸要赶着拿佣金？！”因为斯库鲁十一世知道,齐塔瑞人背后的大老板其实就是灭霸。要不是灭霸给齐塔瑞人撑腰,这群宇宙蝗虫早就被其他星系的文明联合起来剿灭了。大家可都是很讨厌这种宇宙蝗虫的。 But Extinguishing Tyrant Thanos has not given the Skrull 11 world choice the opportunity, either oneself offers resources planet, either waits for my oneself to take. 而灭霸萨诺斯已经不给斯库鲁十一世更多选择的机会,要么自己奉上资源星球,要么就等着我自己去拿。 Because Chitauris these time is annihilated, the loss of Extinguishing Tyrant is also very big. He needs with the part that Skrulls' resources planet makes up for the oneself debt. Why doesn't go to look to make up the loss of oneself from Earth? That natural is because Earth was too far, moreover does not have what resources. oneself was born in Solar System may too understand all these. Yes, oneself considers this point in view of economy, completely not because of any Purple-skinned Cutie matter! 因为齐塔瑞人这一次全军覆没,灭霸的损失也是很大的。他需要用斯库鲁人的资源星球来弥补自己亏空的部分。为什么不去从地球上找补自己的损失？那当然了是因为地球太远了,而且没有什么资源。自己出生在太阳系可太了解了这一切了。是的,自己只是从经济的角度出发考虑这一点,完全不是因为什么紫皮小可爱的事情呢！ Therefore Skrull 11 World Sovereign Emperor stands in the oneself that giant and magnificent conference room, he back and forth paces, and to generals some uncomfortable saying of oneself: „Do you see? Do we need to give Extinguishing Tyrant these resources planet?” 所以斯库鲁十一世皇帝站在自己那巨大而华丽的会议室内,他来回踱步并且对着自己的将军们有些不舒服的说道:“你们怎么看？我们需要给灭霸这些资源星球吗？” Saying that in the command big general of army almost wants not to think: „Is impossible! Skrulls civilization by such air/Qi, Extinguishing Tyrant so had not been said can only show Chitauris failed. We impossible, for mercenary soldier of one crowd of failure pays for the mercenary soldier fee/spent. Even we should to pursue our losses, we have paid the preliminary expense. Thanos should the double compensations we!” 统帅中军的大将军几乎想都不想的说道:“不可能！斯库鲁人文明从来没有受过这样的气,灭霸如此说只能证明齐塔瑞人失败了。我们不可能为了一群失败的佣兵支付佣兵费。甚至我们应该要追讨我们的损失,我们可是付了先期的费用的。萨诺斯应该双倍的赔偿我们！” „If our flinched because of a warning of Extinguishing Tyrant, how our civilization should from the place? Is later any cat or dog shouts wildly us to them lose money to us?!” The words that big general spoke are loud and clear, and is the word of planning for the country's good. Do the words that however does not give need to make war with Extinguishing Tyrant really? “如果我们这样只是因为灭霸的一个警告而退缩了的话,我们的文明该如何自处？以后是不是阿猫阿狗对我们狂叫一声我们都要给他们赔钱？！”大将军说的话掷地有声,并且也是谋国之言。但是不给的话真的要和灭霸开战吗？
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