DTYWIWMS :: Volume #10

#320: When the wedding carries on bad news

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Today is a special day, particularly regarding Li Jie. Because he has made a oneself life most important choice, that is he decided that gets married Lan becomes the oneself wife. Although said that two people have registered to register. However in common people opinion, particularly looks like in the China person, the marriage did not go to the civil administration bureau to hit a card to be completed. What is more important is unexpectedly a wedding, informed that the world two people become the couples. Lacks this ceremony, the wedding is always incomplete. 今天是一个特殊的日子,尤其是对于李杰来说。因为他做出了自己一生最重要的一个选择,那就是他决定迎娶岚成为自己的妻子。虽然说两人已经登记注册了。但是在世人看来,尤其是在中国人看来,结婚不是去民政局打一个证就算是完成了的。更重要的是居然一场婚礼,昭告天下两人结为夫妇。缺少这种仪式,婚礼总是不完整的。 But today, Li Jie must complete this ceremony. This is a China and West combining and complementing one another -type wedding. Although many flows walk according to the way of Chinese type wedding, but is similar on the bridegroom the maternal home gate greets the bride, then also one group of bridesmaids stop up to want the red package. Because of the Lan's maternal home, but Kamar-Taj! If she finds a group of people to stop up the gate not to let, then Li Jie cannot go in really! If said that Wang|King does give oneself to look for various troubles with various ways? What to do should oneself? 而今天,李杰就是要做完这个仪式。这是一场中西合璧式的婚礼。虽然很多流程按照中式婚礼的方式走,但是类似于新郎上娘家门迎接新娘,然后还有一群伴娘堵门要红包。因为岚的娘家可是卡玛泰姬啊！要是她找一批人来堵门不让进的话,那么李杰是真的进不去啊！万一说王又用各种方式来给自己找各种麻烦呢？自己该怎么办？ Opening the door game ghost who Kamar-Taj must play knows that is anything! Therefore in this project, Li Jie and Lan two people reached the agreement, cannot make according to the China way. Two people who if was made by Wang|King could not meet the marriage, that may comedy. Therefore, Li Jie first receives Lan, the wedding conducts do not make too small moth good. 卡玛泰姬要玩的开门游戏鬼知道是什么呀！所以在这个项目上,李杰和岚两人都达成了共识,不能按照中国的方式来弄。万一被王弄的两人接不了婚了,那可就搞笑了。所以啊,李杰还是先把岚接了过来,婚礼举办还是不要弄太多幺蛾子的好。 For example the best man makes Peter do, original Li Jie wants to make Harry come. Because Harry is big, seems very lining oneself. However Harry has now married, was not suitable to be the best man. After all the best man bridesmaids need the unmarried person to do. But the Lan's bridesmaid simply directly looked for Gwen. Why as for can such do? Naturally to directly reconcile this was good to the delighted enemy. Although their two the intention is interlinked, but also always quarrels sometimes, but kicked up a racket the mutual tolerance and understanding. Tosses about oneself. 比如说伴郎就让彼得来做,本来李杰想让哈利来的。因为哈利高大帅气,看上去很衬自己。但是哈利现在结婚了,不适合做伴郎了。毕竟伴郎伴娘都需要未婚的人来做。而岚的伴娘则干脆直接找了格温。至于为什么要这么做？自然是为了直接撮合这对欢喜冤家好了。他们两个虽然心意相通,但是有的时候又总是吵架,但是吵着吵着又互相谅解。真的是折腾自己。 Li Jie looked that they are in love felt sometimes was looking Qiong Yao ju is the same. The ceremony of wedding is held is very grand, first is the warm field that one crowd of Hollywood superstar sang to dance, then was martialist that Kunlun came performs on stage various martial arts programs. For example the chest broken big stone, bare-handed chops the brick, invulnerability, gold/metal Qiangzha throat anything. 李杰看他们谈恋爱有的时候感觉就是在看一出琼瑶剧一样。婚礼的典礼举行的很盛大,先是一群好莱坞的大明星们唱歌跳舞的暖场,然后再是昆仑来的武者们上台表演了各种武术节目。比如说胸口碎大石,徒手劈砖头,刀枪不入,金枪扎喉什么的。 Under the stage, Sun Wukong looks these performances that the Kunlun disciples give could not bear cover the eye, simultaneously shook the head to is sitting in oneself Wang|King said: „Lost face too! The solemn Kunlun's disciple must perform on these avenues to resort to the method that the skilled person earns living unexpectedly!” 在台下,孙悟空看着昆仑弟子们表演的这些节目忍不住捂住了眼睛,同时摇头对着坐在自己身边的王说道:“太丢人了！堂堂昆仑的弟子居然要表演这些大街上耍把式卖艺的手段！” Wang|King helpless saying: „Does not have the means that who called Li Jie to promise the advantage to them. Was bought by him including Kamar-Taj sorcerers, a while wants the mounting the stage perform magic......” 王无奈的说道:“没有办法,谁叫李杰给他们许下了好处呢。连卡玛泰姬的法师们都被他收买了,等会儿要上台表演魔术呢……” Li Jie this person of facial skin is thickest, and a little money. He drew below face to give martialist and sorcerers gives a present, and said that completely the word of praise makes them help the oneself wedding add lustre to add the color. Everybody looked that does not feel all right in face of Li Jie marriage the rejection, said again others Li Jie has also given many ‚small gift’. Therefore puts out a hand not to hit the smiling face person, does everybody feel all right the rejection? 李杰这人脸皮最厚,且又有一点钱。他拉的下脸来给各位武者和法师们送礼,并且说尽好话让他们来帮着自己的婚礼增光添彩。大家看在李杰结婚的面子上也不太好意思拒绝,再说了人家李杰也是送了很多‘小礼物’的。所以伸手不打笑脸人啊,大家怎么好意思拒绝呢？ Therefore after Kunlun's martialist performs was one's turn Kamar-Taj sorcerers to perform on stage. Changes the live person and playing card magic, airborne float wait wait/etc. etc.. These magic won audience one piece under stage to acclaim. Naturally, this is the relative who because many Li Jie invited also had the friends is only an average person, they regarded the magic not to know that this was actually true magic. 于是在昆仑的武者表演完之后就轮到卡玛泰姬的法师们上台表演了。大变活人、纸牌魔术、空中悬浮等等等等。这些魔术赢得台下的观众一片赞叹。当然了,这是因为很多李杰请来的亲戚还有朋友都只是普通人,他们都把这当成了魔术而不知道这其实是真正的魔法。 Li Jie has been divided into many regions the guest, Kamar-Taj sorcerers was one crowd and Kunlun guest is one crowd and mutant is one crowd and superheroes is another crowd and remaining one crowds is the ordinary friends and relatives. These people look to perform happily. They may little see such splendidly, and does not have the magic and martial arts performance of flaw! 李杰把来宾分成了好多区域,卡玛泰姬的法师们是一群、昆仑来客是一群、变种人是一群、超级英雄们是另外一群、剩下的一群就是普通的亲戚朋友了。这些人是看表演最高兴的。他们可很少看见这么精彩且没有破绽的魔术和武术表演啊！ But Hollywood celebrity were also pursued to demand the signature by many people. Even if sorcerer and Kunlun martialist some of their also many people are the groupie! This does not have the matter of means that because in this world will always have the movie star who you like very much, singer who likes very much. Many people go forward to demand that toward these celebrity the signature took a group photo. 而好莱坞的明星们也是被很多人追逐索要签名。就算是法师和昆仑武者他们也有很多人是追星族啊！这是没有办法的事情,因为这个世上总是会有你很喜欢的影星,很喜欢的歌手。很多人都上前向着这些明星索要签名合影去了。 But superhero that group of people are exchanging various experiences. Because does not want to expose the status, many people wear the oneself superhero's uniform/subdue to come to here. Therefore looks like any Action Kamen, Bicycle Knight, Den-O and All Might and so on superheroes very happy is exchanging is resisting the experience of unprincipled person respectively. After all before everybody, disperses in is very over the country difficult to gather together. 而超级英雄那一群人则是在相互交流各种经验。因为不想暴露身份,很多人还是穿着自己超级英雄的制服来这里的。所以像什么动感超人、单车骑士、电王、偶尔迈特之类的超级英雄们很愉快的在交换着各自对抗坏人的经验。毕竟大家之前都分散在天南海北可是很难聚在一起的。 Action Kamen: „What unprincipled person do you resist generally?” 动感超人:“你们一般对抗什么样的坏人？” Bicycle Knight: „I mainly rescue the person who various types leave behind to need to help, occasionally resists some not too difficult to deal with enemy, my battle efficiency is limited.” 单车骑士:“我主要是救助各种落单需要帮助的人,偶尔对抗一些不太难对付的敌人,我的战斗力有限。” Den-O: „I am Protector of Japan cable car, special seizing. Therefore everybody called for Wang|King of my cable car!” 电王:“我是东洋电车的守护者,专门抓捕。所以大家称呼为我电车之王！” Action Kamen: „Really fierce, I can only resist seem very innocent, but in fact very evil five -year-old child. If he grows is quite fearful fiend, on world attractive big elder sister will meet with a disaster.” 动感超人:“真厉害,我都只能对抗一些看上去很无辜,但是实际上很邪恶的五岁孩子。他要是成长起来的话将会是相当可怕的恶魔,世界上漂亮的大姐姐都会遭殃。” All Might has referred to oneself with the thumb, his firm and resolute smiling of: „Without the relations, has such day of words, gives me this! All evil will halt, why can ask? Because I came!” 偶尔迈特用大拇指指了指自己,他坚毅的笑了笑:“没有关系,真的有那么一天的话,就把这交给我吧！所有邪恶都会止步,要问为什么？因为我来了！” Four superhero same places: „hā hā hā hā hā!” 四个超级英雄一起:“哇哈哈哈哈哈！” Looks at these fellows in nearby Iron Man Tony Stark, he thought: Now Li Jie's Marvel is what hero signs? These person of obvious styles are not right! 在一旁的钢铁侠托尼-斯塔克看着这些家伙,他心想:现在李杰的漫威是什么英雄都签约吗？这些人明显画风不对啊！ But in mutant's that table, several mutant is gathering round their queen Kitty. And Storm very warm saying: „Kitty, I helped you look for special mutant. His mutant ability thousand cups without being drunk. I know that China has liquor table culture, a while Li Jie proposes a toast makes him drinking to fall face down Li Jie!” 而在变种人的那一桌,好几个变种人正围着他们的女王凯蒂。其中暴风女非常热情的说道:“凯蒂,我帮你找了个特殊的变种人。他的变种能力是千杯不醉。我知道中国有酒桌文化,等会儿李杰来敬酒的时候让他把李杰给喝趴下！” Kitty helpless both hands cover the face, can do not help me vent anger with this way? 凯蒂无奈的双手捂脸,能不要用这种方式帮我出气吗？ Li Jie in the backstage deep breath, he was saying to oneself at heart: „Do not be anxious, should not be anxious. Haven't my what great storms seen? Isn't marries? Also is not familiar, was used to come several times is also this.” 李杰在后台深呼吸,他在心里对着自己说:“不要紧张,不要紧张。我什么大风大浪没有见过？不就是结个婚吗？也就是不熟悉而已,习惯了多来几次也就是这样。” „Un? What incorrect place has probably?” Li Jie thought place that oneself a little thinks mistakenly probably. However he has not corrected the idea of oneself with enough time, his best man Spider-Man Peter suddenly has actually trembled all over. Li Jie notes Peter suddenly becomes very vigilant, Li Jie looked at his one eyes: „How?” “嗯？好像有什么不对的地方？”李杰觉得自己好像有一点想错的地方。但是他还没有来得及纠正自己的想法,他的伴郎蜘蛛侠彼得却突然全身战栗了一下。李杰注意到彼得突然变得很机警,李杰看了他一眼:“怎么了？” „Does not know, but I felt suddenly a formidable evil intention is approaching!” Peter spidey senses manifested suddenly. But that side the bride, has same spidey senses Gwen also to tell Lan the feeling of oneself. “不知道,但是我突然感觉到一股强大的恶意正在靠近！”彼得的蜘蛛感应发作了。而在新娘那边,有着同样蜘蛛感应的格温也将自己的感受告诉了岚。 But Li Jie when has not known what happened, the pushing gate of Tony Stark actually stride comes, and said loudly: „Scattered guest! Scattered guest! I inspect a giant meteorite( airship) to fly high-speed in our directions!” 而李杰在还不知道发生了什么事情的时候,托尼-斯塔克却大步的推门进来,并且大声说道:“疏散宾客！疏散宾客！我检查一个巨大的陨石（飞船）正朝着我们的方向高速飞来！” But at this time, pulled Black Dwarf Doctor Doom also exactly to come, he sneered: „Tony, dropping from the clouds may incessantly be the meteorite.” 而在这个时候,牵着黑矮星的杜姆博士也恰好来了,他冷笑一声:“托尼,从天而降的可不止是陨石。” — — — — — — — — ———————— In the upper air, Corvus Glaive thought simply yes damn. oneself just penetrated the atmosphere, finally the invisible installment of oneself airship malfunctioned. This what's the matter? Are some people up to mischief?! 高空中,亡刃将军觉得简直是见鬼了。自己才刚刚突入大气层,结果自己飞船的隐形装置就失灵了。这到底是怎么回事？有人在搞鬼吗？！ PS: Asked the ticket! PS:求票！
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