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#317: bachelor's party and Doctor Doom walking with dog

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New Zealand that today Huo Ni Stark purchases small again is decorated with lanterns and colored streamers extremely busyly. The decoration of big red is found in the island, the big red China knot is hanging to decorate everywhere. 今天霍尼斯塔克所购买的新西兰小的再一次张灯结彩热闹非凡。大红色的装饰遍布全岛,大红色的中国结悬挂装点在处处。 Because today is the day of Night Traveler big marriage, the guest from catches up in all directions. Night Traveler Li Jie this person perhaps entire life not anything special strong point, but if must say that a strong point, that perhaps is the ability that he becomes friends. 因为今日便是夜行者大婚的日子,宾客从四面八方赶来。夜行者李杰这个人也许生平没有什么特别的长处,但是如果非要说一个长处的话,那恐怕就是他交朋友的能力。 Is resourceful in a dishonest way, the slick these words described that he is not excessive. Moreover in the contact of person, he most of the time, can always make the opposite party feel that works as the friend with him is a very comfortable matter. 长袖善舞,八面玲珑这些词形容他一点都不过分。而且在与人的交往当中,他大多数的时候,总是能够让对方感觉到和他当朋友是一件很舒服的事情。 Even if abandons his Night Traveler's status, purely by courtesy individual. He is also a very good friend. 即便抛开他夜行者的身份,单纯以礼节个人来讲。他也是一个非常好的朋友。 Although Li Jie handles the oneself wedding is very low-key. However captured the attention of outside many people as before. Especially various types of media. 虽然李杰处理自己的婚事是很低调。但是依旧吸引了外面许多人的目光。尤其是各种媒体。 How because Li Jie said that now was also the Marvel Entertainment Group manager. Moreover he also has another serious title, that is maintenance association president of Earth to Nova Corps foreign trade transaction association. After this reputation initially Nova Corps came Earth, Earth Federation to have the relations with Nova Corps, particularly for the effort that to join Milky Way Star Alliance makes. However joins Star Alliance needs some conditions, Earth really does not have anything to provide to Nova, therefore held a congress at that time, everybody to came the Earth's Denarian bid together at that time, Marvel group that finally Li Jie and Li Jie are at „lucky” selection. 因为李杰现在怎么说也是漫威娱乐集团的老总了。而且他还有另一个不得了的头衔,那就是地球对新星军团外贸交易协会的维持会长。这个名头是当初新星军团来地球之后,地球联邦为了跟新星军团扯上关系,尤其是为了加入银河星盟而做的努力。但是加入星盟是需要一些条件的,地球实在是没什么可以提供给新星的,于是当时召开了一个大会,大家一起向当时来地球的十夫长投标,最后李杰和李杰所在的漫威集团“幸运”的中标了。 The Li Jie's Marvel group became Nova Corps assigns the supplier only. Although said that side Nova has not sent out the envoy who pays a return visit to say now whether allowed Earth to join Nova Corps. Because that side Nova distance gap far of a little, Star Alliance discussed after all whether joins the new member also to need to meet. 李杰的漫威集团成为了新星军团的唯一指定供货商。虽然说新星那边现在还没有派出回访的使节说是否允许地球加入新星军团了。因为新星那边距离毕竟间隔的有点远,星盟讨论是否加入新的成员也是需要开会的。 However Li Jie already had victory in the hand. Because his very clear Nova Corps internal situation. Although said airship comes is very slow, but oneself and Star Lord and the others the communications have not actually broken, Star Lord manages the Earth entertainment office in Xandar Planet now, is their Guardians of the Galaxy main source of wealth. Money that the Guardians of the Galaxy noisy calamity compensates always compared with many that they gain, if no Earth entertainment office to provide the fund, Star Lord they must take to the streets to beg for food. Therefore Star Lord and the others the benefits with Earth have tied actually also up in together. 但是李杰却早已胜券在握了。因为他很清楚新星军团内部的情况了。虽然说飞船来的很慢,但是自己和星爵等人的通信却没有断过,星爵现在在山达尔星球经营地球娱乐会所,已经是他们银河护卫队的主要财源了。银河护卫队闹的乱子赔的钱总是比他们赚的多,要是没有地球娱乐会所提供资金,星爵他们早就要上街要饭了。所以星爵等人的利益其实也已经和地球这边捆绑在一起了。 The news that Star Lord passes on is a situation excellence. Xandar Planet that side Earth's culture prevailing custom and good food have formed a tidal current. It looks like Earth does not have what difficulty through the Star Alliance conference. 星爵传回来的消息是形势一片大好。山达尔星球那边地球的文化风尚和美食已经形成了一种潮流了。看起来地球通过星盟会议并没有什么难度。 Li Jie is the supplier of Earth to Star Alliance, does not know that many people want to flatter him. Especially the Li Jie's strategy is the cultural output and good food output. The good food did not discuss for the time being, simply is cultural output this point does not know has many celebrity will come to support to him. Not necessarily is they want to become Milky Way singing girl anything, because Li Jie currently entertainment world on Earth has tremendous influence. Although may not hold anyone red, after all some people spend the multi- money not to hold again red, even if asks Oscar film emperor to be the supporting role not to be good. However Li Jie wants to give whom falls black is not difficult. Creates a person to be very difficult, ruins a person is very always simple. Moreover Li Jie also to appearance money, although is only each celebrity meaning several 100,000 USD red package, but the meaning meaning also sufficed. 李杰是地球对星盟的供货商,不知道有多少人想要巴结他。尤其是李杰的策略是文化输出和美食输出。美食暂且不谈,仅仅是文化输出这一点就不知道有多少的明星会来给他捧场。并不一定是他们想要成为银河歌姬什么的,因为李杰现在在地球上的娱乐圈都有很大的影响力了。虽然不一定能捧红谁,毕竟有的人砸再多钱也捧不红,哪怕是请奥斯卡影帝做配角也不行。但是李杰想要把谁给黑掉却不难。造就一个人很难,毁掉一个人总是很简单。而且李杰也是给出场费的,虽然只是每个明星意思一下的塞个几十万美金的红包,但是意思意思也就够了。 Therefore this Li Jie's big marriage, almost top celebrity of half Europe and the US entertainment world arrive to support, is giving some performances while convenient. This is also they come here main purpose, otherwise Li Jie will not ask them to come. The China person marries in the final analysis needs to arrange the surface. 所以这一次李杰的大婚,差不多有半个欧美娱乐圈的顶尖明星到场捧场,顺便在表演一些节目。这也是他们来这里的主要目的,不然李杰也不会请他们来。说到底中国人结婚还是需要排面的嘛。 For example makes Beyoncé help to sing beginning tune anything in bachelor's party. This makes Wang|King very happy, because he is the Beyoncé fan. He could not even bear in latter steady pipe Beyoncé wanted the signature group photo. Li Jie also makes Robert Downey Jr. mount the stage to give the performance while convenient, made him disguise as Tony Stark to mount the stage to perform in the comedy short drama with Leonardo. 比如说让碧昂斯帮着在单身派对唱开场曲什么的。这让王很高兴,因为他是碧昂斯的歌迷。他甚至忍不住在后台管碧昂斯要了个签名合影。李杰顺便还让小罗伯特-唐尼上台表演节目,就让他假扮托尼-斯塔克上台和李奥纳多演起了搞笑短剧。 In the short drama the crazy black Tony's height and beard have his paper money ability. The audiences under stage smiled insanely, doubling with laughter that including participated in Pepper that attended the ceremony to smile. And smiled while pats the Tony's shoulder saying: „Downey develops you also very looks like. Appearance that playboy and is conceited and you are simply exactly the same.” 短剧里疯狂的黑托尼的身高、胡子还有他的钞能力。台下的观众都笑疯了,包括来参加观礼的佩铂都笑的前仰后合。并且一边笑一边拍着托尼的肩膀说着:“唐尼把你演的还挺像的。那种花花公子和自视甚高的样子和你简直一模一样。” Tony Stark both hands hold the chest, saying that he is depressed: „I so am when frivolous, and thought that rich specially was great?” 托尼-斯塔克双手抱胸,他闷闷的说道:“我什么时候那么轻浮并且觉得有钱就特别了不起了？” Pepper eyebrow Yang got up, and on corners of the mouth raises: „At any time.” 佩铂眉头杨了起来并且嘴角上提:“任何时候。” Tony: .................. „Is my ability my intelligence?! Any nonsense paper money ability. I am not movie «Squadron Supreme that before screened: Dawn of Justice» in looks for Nightowl that Speed Demon forms a team.” 托尼:………………“我的能力是我的智力好吗？！什么狗屁钞能力。我又不是之前上映的电影《至高中队:正义黎明》里面去找速魔组队的夜枭。” However Tony's disputes is useless, Pepper has turned the head not to manage him , to continue to wallow in Downey and Leonardo piece. Above is crazy the black Tony's piece, but does not go too far fortunately, this makes Pepper very happy. After all is Li Jie's bachelor's party, he wants is everybody who plays is happy. 不过托尼的辩驳是没用的,佩铂转过头没有理他,继续沉迷于唐尼和李奥纳多的段子。上面很多疯狂黑托尼的段子,不过还好都不过火,这让佩铂很高兴。毕竟是李杰的单身派对,他要的就是来玩的大家开心。 No matter sorcerer from Kunlun's martialist and Kamar-Taj, is one group of average people, Li Jie washes to the happiness that they play. Delicious tasty supplies, to give some interesting performances, Li Jie thinks oneself arrangement good of. oneself must consider that after all affects, cannot completely westernization please one group of stripteasers come on oneself bachelor's party. 不管是来自昆仑的武者和卡玛泰姬的法师,还是一堆普通人,李杰都洗完给他们玩的开心。好吃好喝的供着,在表演一些有趣的节目,李杰觉得自己安排的还不错。自己毕竟还是要考虑一下影响的,不能完全西方化的请一群脱衣舞女来自己的单身派对上。 Li Jie thought that bachelor's party of oneself arrangement was very good, can make many guest home away from home feel joyfully. However in another side, Black Widow Natasha completely cannot be joyful. 李杰觉得自己安排的单身派对已经很好,可以让很多宾客宾至如归感到快乐了。但是在另一边,黑寡妇娜塔莎却完全快乐不起来。 „Do not bet! Natasha, you were betting only to bet to escape the clothes mahjong!” Avengers inside White Tiger( note female character, the White Tiger necklace also from Kunlun's one treasure, obtains the White Tiger necklace to obtain the strength of White Tiger actually) to sway Natasha, wants to give to drag away her. “别赌了！娜塔莎,你在赌下去就只能赌脱衣麻将了！”复仇者联盟里面的白虎（注女性角色,白虎项链其实也是来自于昆仑的一种宝物,获得白虎项链可以获得白虎之力）正摇晃着娜塔莎,想要把她给拖走。 However Natasha now is everywhere blood red, Mental as stimulated as a completely excessive situation. She is entraining the floor stubbornly: „No! I vertically and horizontally/able to move unhindered bet altar/jar several 10 years, is impossible like this to lose to silly little girl.” 但是娜塔莎现在已经是满目血红,精神亢奋到了一种完全过头的地步。她死死的拽着台面:“不！我纵横赌坛几十年,不可能就这样败给一个黄毛小丫头的。” Bets the table in Natasha the opposite, exactly however is Lan. Since previous time was bet by Lan oneself lost 10 tens of thousands USD, Natasha has wanted the report gut retaliation. These did time seize opportunity with great difficulty, oneself has been able to drop? She broke free from the hand of White Tiger, both hands has made an effort to pat the table: „We continue to bet!” 在娜塔莎赌桌的对面,恰然是岚。自从上次被岚赌到自己输了十几万美元之后,娜塔莎就一直想要报一箭之仇。这一次好不容易抓住了机会,自己怎么能放手呢？她甩开了白虎的手,双手用力拍桌:“我们继续赌！” Lan sighed: „Why. Gambling wants thousand, is a probability induction and mathematical, your mathematical these cannot calculate me. Moreover have you chip losing all, you also been able and I bet with what? Receives the hand, the small gambling bursts oneself, bets the ruined family greatly!” 岚叹息一声:“何必呢。赌博只要是不出千的话,那么是一种概率归纳和数学,你数学这些算不过我的。而且你已经把筹码给输光了,你还能拿什么和我赌呢？收手吧,小赌伤身,大赌败家啊！” „I have not lost!” Natasha really does not have the chip now, she planned makes Lan lose to taking off the pants. However can in turn? Natasha a little hesitates. But Lan looked at Natasha one, then to her helpless shaking the head: „Then we change a private room to bet.” “我还没有输！”娜塔莎现在真的没有筹码了,她原本是打算让岚输到脱裤子的。但是难道要反过来了吗？娜塔莎有点犹豫。而岚看了娜塔莎一眼,然后对她无奈的摇摇头:“那么我们换个私密的房间去赌吧。” Two pretty women have changed a private room, later had any nobody to know. Everybody only sees Natasha comes out finally both eyes flood the tears to sob in a low voice, from now Natasha does not gamble. 两个漂亮的女人换了一个私密的房间,之后发生了什么没有人知道。大家只看见娜塔莎最后出来的时候双目泛着泪光低声哭泣,从此以后娜塔莎再也不赌博了。 — — — — — — — — ———————— bachelor's party is very lively, but Li Jie has not participated, because Doctor Doom gave him to have a difficult problem. 单身派对很热闹,但是李杰没有参加,因为杜姆博士给他出了个难题。 „Do you bring here to do this Black Star?! Moreover what is this? Universe airship?” Li Jie looks the correct use magic rope is bundling Black Star Doom sorcerer somewhat puzzled was asking. This is this Black Star universe airship, he was not agrees did not say Earth that he came? I looked for this airship to spend a lot of time. Found first to put on this island. This Black Star is I brings to let in fresh air while convenient. Casually gives him to stutter was good. ” Doctor Doom so was saying. However Li Jie very doubt looks at Doom, felt that he has not spoken the truth probably. “你把这个黑星带来这里干什么？！而且这是什么？宇宙飞船？”李杰看着正用魔法绳索捆着黑星的杜姆法师有些不解的问着。哦,这个是这位黑星的宇宙飞船,他不是一直不肯说他是怎么来的地球吗？我找这艘飞船可花了不少时间。找到了就先在这个岛上放一下好了。顺便这个黑星是我带来放风的。随便给他口吃的就好了。”杜姆博士如此说着。但是李杰很狐疑的看着杜姆,感觉他好像没说实话。 — — — — — — —————— Earth's edge. 地球的边缘。 Corvus Glaive approached the edge of Blue Star finally, he turned on the fixing aids on ship: „Un, where I need to find Black Dwarf first his airship, then found him where. If he does not walk together, later the chamberpot in base who is responsible for repairing? The trash who is responsible for falling? The cafeteria who is responsible for researching and developing new vegetable/dish?” 亡刃将军终于靠近蓝星的边缘了,他打开了船上的定位设备:“嗯,我需要先找到黑矮星他的飞船在哪儿,然后再去找到他在哪儿。他要是不跟着一起走的话,以后基地里的马桶谁来负责修理？垃圾谁来负责倾倒？食堂谁来负责研发新菜？” „Hurries takes away him, the illegitimate child of Sir Extinguishing Tyrant killing. Otherwise Black Order is about to mess up!” Sought for the radar fix of Black Dwarf the goal, Corvus Glaive airship started to go forward slowly. “赶紧的把他带走,把灭霸大人的私生子给杀了吧。不然的话黑暗教团就快乱套了！”寻找黑矮星的雷达定位好了目标,亡刃将军的飞船开始缓缓前进。 On Earth a sinister iron mask person smiles was more sinister: „hā hā hā hā hā!” 地球上一个阴险的铁面人笑的更加阴险了:“哈哈哈哈哈！”
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