DTYWIWMS :: Volume #10

#288: The chart poor dagger sees

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Newton wants to hit person really very much, he thinks oneself found one to have the companion of almost same disposition even idea with oneself, but he discovers oneself now probably mistakenly. This 【Jason Li】 Person located in oneself started to have the trace of collapse at heart. 牛顿真的很想打人了,原本他以为自己找到了一个和自己有着差不多一样性格甚至理念的同伴,但是他现在发现自己好像错了。这个【杰森-李】的人设在自己的心里开始有了崩溃的痕迹了。 However even if this ‚Jason Li’ ate meal the vicious dog snatches the excrement more fearful, but Newton decides to give him again an opportunity. Because perhaps all these are only his camouflage? Like some of he obviously that many splendid plans, but is actually having a crazy fat appearance. This actually is also a protective color, making the person confuse his external and intrinsic intentionally. The Newton brain made up a wise often appear slow-witted Thor image. 不过即便是这位‘杰森-李’吃起饭来比恶狗抢屎还可怕,但是牛顿还是决定再给他一次机会。因为说不定这一切都只是他的伪装呢？就像他明明有那么多出色的计划,但是却长着一副痴肥的模样。这其实也是一种保护色吧,让人故意混淆他的外在和内在。牛顿脑补出了一个大智若愚的托尔形象。 Perhaps however Newton really has made a mistake, because other Thor this person of merit did not say, but thinking the same way this point received all and his companion has teamed up the high praise of person. Thor this person never makes any too many concealing, the semblance has is much wild he innermost feelings on the same wildness. This is really not the camouflage. 不过也许牛顿真的搞错了,因为托尔这人别的优点不好说,但是表里如一这一点是收到了所有和他同伴搭档过的人的好评的。托尔这人可是从来不做什么太多的掩饰,外表有多狂野他的内心就一样的狂野。这真不是伪装。 Newton hands over Thor 【Thor is specially-made: super weight gain calorie explosive table fried wheatcake overflowing sandwich】 To shoving open: „I said Jay, we should discuss a proper business.” 牛顿将托尔递过来的【托尔特制:超级增肥卡路里爆表油香四溢三明治】给推开:“我说杰,我们应该谈点正事了。” „In the world biggest proper business is to eat meal.” Thor says oneself following the Newton's words is actually is doing the proper business now: „Therefore, Mr. Newton. Eats meal well is actually very important. Because you, if eats does not sate the appetite, then cannot do on any matter. superhero that has an empty stomach is unable to save world's. Therefore before saving world, what is most important saves the stomach of oneself.” “天底下最大的正事就是吃饭啊。”托尔顺着牛顿的话说出了自己现在其实就是在干正事:“所以,牛顿先生。好好吃饭其实很重要。因为你要是吃不饱饭,那么就什么事情都干不成。饿着肚子的超级英雄可是无法拯救世界的。所以在拯救世界之前,最重要的是拯救自己的胃。” Since treated with Li Jie for a long time, Thor had one set to belong to the theory of oneself. In the coordination Thor this fellow in behavior that eats and drinks extravagantly, this inexplicable letting person will think the words that actually he spoke is a little truth. 自从和李杰一起待久了,就连托尔都有了一套属于自己的理论了。在配合上托尔这家伙大吃大喝的行为,这会莫名的让人觉得其实他说的话还是有点道理的。 Naturally, Newton will not think so, he said: „It looks like we definition to the proper business is not quite same.” 当然了,牛顿可不会这么觉得,他说道:“看起来我们对正事的定义不太一样。” „Actually does not have what difference, not?” Thor shook the head: „You said actually with me, what important matter now can also have besides eating meal? new energy source has issued, Osborn Group also soon came to the end. Norman's suffered a defeat and fled is the time issue. This world was saved! What proper business therefore currently also has? Remaining was the patient and persistent work.” “其实并没有什么不同,不是吗？”托尔摇了摇头:“您倒是和我说说,现在除了吃饭以外还能有什么重要的事情吗？新能源已经发布了,奥斯本集团也快要走到尽头了。诺曼的败亡已经是时间问题了。这个世界得救了！所以现在还有什么正事吗？剩下的都是水磨工夫了。” Newton is a little angry regarding Thor's this manner: „You no matter remaining matters?” 牛顿对于托尔的这种态度有点生气:“难道你就不管剩下的事情了吗？” „How many matters can also the remaining?” Thor is eating the oneself specially-made sandwich while does not care at all was saying. “还能剩下多少事情？”托尔一边啃着自己特制的三明治一边毫不在意的这么说着。 „Your wish does not stand, making all people know that is who has saved this world?!” Newton is staring at Thor. “你难道就不想要站出来,让所有人都知道到底是谁拯救了这个世界？！”牛顿盯着托尔。 Thor has drunk a red wine: „Belch ~” 托尔喝了口红酒:“嗝儿~” Newton:...... 牛顿:…… „Excuse me, ate is too full. What just made a belch has not heard clearly you saying that can say one?” Thor very sincere asking. However now the atmosphere all did not have, said again one just such words, Newton thought will be very dry/does, will turn 【Ant heel-to-toe walking race 10 year】. “不好意思,吃太饱了。刚刚打嗝儿没听清你在说什么,能在说一遍吗？”托尔很诚心的问道。但是现在气氛全都没了,再说一遍刚刚那样的话,牛顿觉得会很干,会变成【蚂蚁竞走了十年了】。 „You eat these many not to think that the belly of oneself is uncomfortable?” Newton could not bear taunt Thor one finally. However can this calculate the taunt regarding Thor? He daily and Li Jie lives together person! Li Jie usually to his? Especially when compels him to lose weight, that is daily in insult Thor that the verbal skill of poor its lifetime does everything possible. “你吃这么多就不觉得自己的肚子难受吗？”牛顿终于忍不住嘲讽了托尔一句。但是这对于托尔来说能算嘲讽吗？他可是天天和李杰生活在一起的人啊！李杰平时都怎么对他的？尤其是在逼着他减肥的时候,那可是天天的在穷其毕生的语言能力想尽办法的侮辱托尔。 Naturally, Li Jie such to stimulate Thor, making Thor decide to lose weight. Did not mean that Li Jie oneself is the bad mind person, Li Jie thought that oneself absolutely is a good person, oneself may really be in the world the good person who is difficult to look. 当然了,李杰那样只是为了刺激托尔,让托尔下决心减肥而已。并不是说李杰自己是个坏心眼的人,李杰可是觉得自己绝对是一个好人啊,自己可真是天底下难找的好人。 Although said that oneself sometimes was the words sharp a point, that was also good for the fatty. Like the present, fatty Thor from the start thinks little facing Newton this superficial taunt. Instead quite contented saying: „Uncomfortable? No, is impossible. My stomach digestion ability is very strong.” 虽然说自己有的时候是言辞犀利了一点,那也都是为了胖子好啊。就像现在一样,胖子托尔面对牛顿这种轻描淡写的嘲讽压根不以为意。反而颇为自得的说道:“难受？不,不可能的。我的肠胃消化能力可是很强的。” Thor patted the belly to make bang bang the sound probably is the watermelon that in August went on the market is the same, hearing the sound to know that was the good melon. 托尔拍了拍肚皮发出砰砰的声音就好像是八月份上市的西瓜一样,听听声音就知道是好瓜。 „You such is glad to ordinary?” Newton looks at Thor, felt that he too does not make every effort to succeed: „Don't you want to make all that you make be known?!” “难道你就如此的甘于平凡？”牛顿看着托尔,感觉他太不争气了:“你就不想让你做的一切被人知道？！” Thor lets go: „They knew. Haven't I given a speech in Times Square? Moreover everybody knows that Green Lantern Energy is I invents.” 托尔一摊手:“他们都知道了啊。我在时代广场不是发表了一次演讲？而且大家都知道绿灯能源是我发明的。” „Then did you hand over have given China?!” Newton is staring at Thor once more. “然后你转手就送给了中国？！”牛顿再次盯着托尔。 „Yawn ~, yes.” Thor stretched oneself has had a yawn: „After Mr. Newton do you have eats to the full, think very trapped/sleepy time. You know why this is?” “哈欠~哦,是啊。”托尔伸了个懒腰打了个哈欠:“牛顿先生你有没有吃饱之后就觉得很困的时候。你知道这是为什么吗？” „That is because after finishing eating the food, your blood flowed your stomach organ help to digest. Therefore the ventilation blood supply of brain dropped causes to sleep.” Newton almost squeezes out these words from the gap between teeth, afterward he also said: „Eats too much food to occupy too many brain blood supplies to be able for a long time to make the brain change the brain is remnant!” “那是因为吃完饭以后,你的血液都流到了你肠胃器官帮助消化。所以大脑的供氧供血下降导致了想要睡觉。”牛顿几乎是从牙缝里挤出这句话的,随后他又说道:“长期吃太多食物挤占太多的脑部供血会让脑子变脑残的！” Saying things just to frighten people that Newton said that but Thor actually does not care at all. He stands up to beckon with the hand: „, No wonder I such wanted to sleep. Then Mr. Newton we first do not chat. Thank you to ask me to eat meal, I went home to sleep first.” 牛顿说的危言耸听,而托尔却毫不在意。他站起身来摆摆手:“原来如此,难怪我这么想要睡觉。那么牛顿先生我们就先不聊了。感谢你请我吃饭,我先回家睡觉去了。” Speaks Thor to plan to walk, Newton was given the air/Qi by Thor being more dead than alive plate. Sentimental person is to think oneself seriously asks him to eat meal. 说着话托尔就打算走,牛顿被托尔给气的一佛出世二佛涅盘。感情这人当真是以为自己来请他吃饭的啊。 Actually all these are Li Jie and Thor's strategy. Before Thor feasts Li Jie said with him: „All press your innermost feelings idea to do. After you bump into that Graviton Newton , when pressed you usually to eat meal the peace morality to work is good.” 其实这一切都是李杰和托尔的策略。在托尔赴宴之前李杰就和他说了:“一切按你的内心想法来做。你碰到那个万力王牛顿之后就按你平时吃饭和平时的德性做事就好了。” „You were said that like this showed best side?” Thor touches the double-decked chin of oneself to ponder at that time. “你是说这样展现最好的一面吗？”托尔当时摸了摸自己的双层下巴思考到。 Li Jie: „......, Considers......” 李杰:“……,就当是吧……” „What such makes the goal is?” Thor held the chin of oneself to pat the racket, the double-decked chin was similar to fruit jelly same swaying, and was flexible, was indistinct can hear the DuangDuang sound. “这么做目的是什么呢？”托尔手托着自己的下巴拍了拍,双层下巴如同果冻一样的摇晃且富有弹性,隐约间可以听见DuangDuang的声音。 „Pesters endlessly. You are always not in any case familiar with pay attention to these talk details, moreover handles the matters of some bracelets frequently. Display that your ability can go all-out here. Let Graviton Newton powerful not locate to cause. He wants to be any you to give to pull to eight streets outside. If he can bear that.” Li Jie patted the Thor's shoulder to say. “就是胡搅蛮缠。反正你从来都不习惯关注这些谈话细节,而且经常做一些跳脱的事情。你的能力可以在这里尽全力的发挥。让万力王牛顿有力没处使。他想要做什么你都给扯到八条街以外。要是他能忍住那么就算了。”李杰拍了拍托尔的肩膀这么说着。 Thor thinks: „If he can't bear?” 托尔想了想:“要是他忍不住呢？” Li Jie smiled: „Then waits for him to attempt the poor dagger to see!” 李杰笑了笑:“那么就等着他图穷匕见吧！” „You! You work as the bait with me!” Thor exaggeration drew back one step, the sound shivered. “你！你这是拿我当诱饵啊！”托尔夸张的退了一步,声音颤抖。 Helpless Li Jie holds the volume, early knows that should not to Thor looks at China ‚oratorio’, present performing skill such empty boasting? 李杰无奈扶额,早知道就不该给托尔看中国的‘神剧’了,现在的演技都这么浮夸的吗？ — — — — — — —————— Thor wanted, then Newton really could not sit still. Because the oneself anything matter has not completed, all made this fellow stirring about. He stands to block Thor: „Jason Li, you cannot walk!” 托尔想要走了,这下牛顿真的坐不住了。因为自己什么事情都没办成呢,全都都让这个家伙给搅合了。他站起来拦下托尔:“杰森-李,你不能走！” „Why?” Appearance that Thor having a drowsy look: „I now am very sleepy!” “为什么？”托尔一副睡眼惺忪的样子:“我现在很困啊！” „Then before walking, you at least must answer me first an issue!” Newton presses hard on one step. “那么走之前你至少要先回答我一个问题！”牛顿紧逼一步。 Thor lets go: „What?” 托尔摊手:“什么？” „Are you this universe person?!” “你到底是不是这个宇宙的人？！” „Was transmigrator this matter you looks including me?!!!” Thor has a big shock, the Newton corners of the mouth are hanging the smiling face. “连我是穿越者这事儿你都看出来了吗？！！！”托尔大惊失色,牛顿嘴角挂着笑容。 The Thor half step went forward to sway the Newton's shoulder also saying: „You know how I should go back 【Douluo Continent】?!” 托尔快步上前摇晃着牛顿的肩膀并且说着:“你知道我应该怎么回去【抖落大陆】吗？！” Newton:??? This answer wants with oneself is not quite same. 牛顿:？？？这个答案和自己想要的不太一样啊。
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