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#275: The people do not do will not die


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Has irritated me!” “气死了我了!” You slowly.” “你慢一点。” Manage less I! ~!” “少管我!啊~!” I said that called you slowly, this living fried the steamed stuffed bun is very hot, moreover inside also had the cooking liquor.” “我说了,叫你慢一点的,这种生煎包子是很烫的啊,而且里面还有汤汁。” Street in Shanghai city, Magneto slightly distressed has wiped the mouth of oneself with the paper goods, simultaneously maintains composure just spouted living will fry the steamed stuffed bun cooking liquor clothes cleaning up of dyeing to be clean with the electromagnetic force. 上海市的街头,万磁王略显狼狈的用纸巾擦了擦自己的嘴,同时不动声色的用电磁力将刚刚被喷出的生煎包子汤汁而染色的衣服清理干净。 Living of nonsense fries the steamed stuffed bun, is not delicious!” Magneto was saying this saying just bought to eat living to fry the steamed stuffed bun oneself throwing in nearby trashcan. Professor Charles looked at Magneto one: This is living of rank first the Shanghai resident evaluates fries the steamed stuffed bun.” “狗屁的生煎包子,一点都不好吃!”万磁王说着这话就将自己刚刚买到才吃了一口的生煎包子给丢到了旁边的垃圾箱里去了。查尔斯教授看了万磁王一眼:“这是上海市民评选出来的排名第一的生煎包子。” That can only show that the taste bud of this city 30 million person shattered!” Magneto Marx does not give anybody the face. “那只能证明这个城市三千万人的味蕾都坏掉了!”万磁王马克思丝毫不给任何人面子。 But I have not eaten.” Professor Charles looks that was thrown into living of trash can fry the steamed stuffed bun by Magneto, expressed oneself has not tasted the flavor. “可是我还没吃过。”查尔斯教授看着被万磁王丢进垃圾桶的生煎包子,表示了自己还没有尝过味道呢。 Does not need to taste, in any case is pile of trash!” The Magneto's anger ratio fries lives to fry with the anger of stove to be big. Although said what Magneto and Charles' dialogue use is English, however meets the English person in Shanghai this city, but are many. This was the China inland city Chinese and English popular rate highest city. “不用尝,反正都是一堆垃圾!”万磁王的火气比煎生煎用的炉子的火气还要大。虽然啊说万磁王查尔斯的对话使用的是英语,但是在上海这座城市会英语的人可是很多的。这是中国内陆城市中英文普及率最高的城市了。 These words that therefore Magneto spoke very obviously by nearby some people understanding. Several people could not bear scolded two in a low voice, lucky Magneto has not studied Chinese, but Professor Charles spoke Chinese however not to plan that the translator gave the Magneto hear. 所以万磁王说的这些话很明显被旁边的一些人给听懂了。有几个人忍不住低声骂了两句,万幸万磁王没有学中文,而查尔斯教授虽然会中文但是也没有打算翻译给万磁王听。 Because present Magneto the anger was too heavy, eats anything probably is the trash. 现在的万磁王因为火气太重了,大概吃什么都是垃圾吧。 Walks!” “走!” Goes?” “去哪儿?” Eats up one!” “去吃下一家!” Professor Charles is helpless, can only operate the oneself electric wheelchair with taking a stroll of Magneto full Shanghai. 查尔斯教授无奈,只能是开着自己的电动轮椅跟着万磁王上海的溜达。 old boss room fresh meat moon cake of Nanjing Road East. 南京东路的老大房鲜肉月饼。 Was too greasy, trash!” Magneto has bought one pile, after tasting one, has given a simple direct appraisal, then has thrown into the trash can. Professor Charles wants to block cannot block. “太油腻了,垃圾!”万磁王买了一堆,尝了一个之后给出了一个简单直接的评价,然后啪的一声丢进了垃圾桶。查尔斯教授想拦都拦不住。 The butterfly of Nanjing Road West Shanghai International Hotel West Bakery is crisp. 南京西路上海国际饭店西饼屋的蝴蝶酥。 Was too sweet, trash!” ~ butterfly cake was thrown into the trash can. “太甜了,垃圾!”啪~蝴蝶酥被丢进了垃圾桶。 The Xiao Shaoxing boiled chicken slices of Yunnan road. 云南路的小绍兴白斩鸡。 Does not have the flavor, the trash!” Boiled chicken slices that buys freshly by one heartless has thrown into the trash can. “没味道,垃圾!”新鲜买来的白斩鸡被啪的一声无情的丢进了垃圾桶。 Xinghualou red kidney bean paste moon cake. 杏花楼红豆沙月饼。 Is sweet and oil, trash!” ~ “又甜又油,垃圾!”啪~ Spareribs lunar new year's cake. 排骨年糕。 Fried food, trash!” ~ “油炸食品,垃圾!”啪~ Bad chicken pickled fish. 糟鸡糟鱼。 „A flavor of fermentation, was expired! Trash!” ~ “一股发酵的味道,都过期了吧!垃圾!”啪~ Nanxiang steamed buns. 南翔小笼包子。 „It is not spicy, trash!” ~ “一点都不辣,垃圾!”啪~ food package of crullers. 滋饭包油条。 Adds the brined vegetable to sweeten, is sweet and salty, trash!” ~ “又加咸菜又加糖,又甜又咸,垃圾!”啪~ Glutinous rice sweet-scented osmanthus candied lotus root. 糯米桂花糖藕。 Sweet was scary, trash!” ~ “甜的吓死人了,垃圾!”啪~ Four happy Kaofu. 四喜烤麸。 Belch ~ trash!” This time has not exited. In the flash that the Magneto plan lost, Professor Charles finally has preserved this box of four happy Kaofu. “嗝儿~垃圾!”啪,这次没啪出去。就在万磁王打算丢出去的一瞬间,查尔斯教授总算是保住了这盒四喜烤麸。 Looks that Magneto ate to the full the appearance that starts to make a belch, Professor Charles got up does not hit comes out. Although said that Magneto ate almost throwing into the trash can the thing each time, but could not support him to eat these many. Such diverse things, each same taste one also is very actually full. Especially the spareribs lunar new year's cake and moon cake, incite food cruller anything. Moreover Magneto each is very big. 看着万磁王已经吃饱了开始打嗝的模样,查尔斯教授起就不打一出来。虽然说万磁王每次都是吃了一口就差不多把东西给丢进垃圾桶,但是架不住他吃了这么多口啊。这么多样的东西,每一样尝一口其实也挺饱的。尤其是排骨年糕、月饼、滋饭油条什么的。而且万磁王每一口还都挺大的。 Belch ~ this thing is not delicious, Charles. Discarded it is good.” Magneto hit full Geer so to say to Charles. “嗝儿~这东西一点都不好吃,查尔斯。把它丢掉就好了。”万磁王打了个饱嗝儿对着查尔斯如此说道。 Xxxxxxxxxxxx!” Since mild-mannered and cultivated professor has erupted finally. He exhausts the lifetime the language essence to scold an entire journey has needed the deafen to put bi the thick mouth. Has the content to make the class/flow of Gordon Ramsay candidly admit defeat sufficiently. “Xxxxxxxxxxxx!”一直以来温文尔雅的教授终于爆发了。他穷尽毕生的语言精华骂出了一段全程都需要消音放‘哔’的粗口。起内容足以让戈登-拉姆齐之流甘拜下风。 wow wow wow! Calm, Charles. One box of food, do you serve a need such to erupt?” Marx was a little frightened. Because previous time sees the Professor Charles so violent anger time, oneself turns ran Raven the time. At that time he and oneself has hit greatly, was good also had the Mental protection helmet because of oneself at that time, otherwise died. 哇哦哇哦哇哦!冷静点,查尔斯。只是一盒食品而已,你用得着这么爆发吗?”马克思有点被吓到了。因为上一次看到查尔斯教授如此暴怒的时候,还是自己拐跑了瑞雯的时候。当时他和自己大打了一场,好在当时自己还有精神防护头盔,不然就死定了。 But present Charles was old, but the ability actually compares the young time is stronger. Moreover oneself did not have Mental protection helmet, if Charles goes crazy with oneself fights, oneself also wins him who is not necessarily able to hit. 而现在的查尔斯虽然年纪大了,但是能力却比年轻的时候更强。而且自己还没有精神防护头盔,要是查尔斯发起疯来和自己打架的话,自己还未必能打的赢他啊。 This is not issue of one box of food! We strolled darkness from the dawn. But I!” Professor Charles has referred to oneself: Starting from morning my anything thing has not eaten! A thing that eats only small bag of chocolate that brings from the airplane!” “这不是一盒食物的问题!我们从天亮逛到了天黑。而我!”查尔斯教授指了指自己:“从上午开始我就什么东西都没有吃!唯一吃的一点东西还是从飞机上带下来的一小袋巧克力!” „, But didn't we go to many dining rooms?” “呃,可是我们不是去了很多餐厅吗?” But all eating after you have eaten one was lost by you!” Professor Charles erupts instantaneously, he hated to control oneself. However all person inexplicable feelings within surrounding several thousand square meters a heart trembled, fortunately comes quickly goes also quick, otherwise possibly had many people to enter the hospital. “可是所有吃的都在你吃了一口之后被你丢了!”查尔斯教授瞬间爆发,他已经恨控制自己了。但是周围数千平方米内的所有人都莫名的感觉到了一阵心颤,还好来的快去的也快,不然可能有很多人要进医院了。 I have not eaten to the present anything!” Charles is bellowing to Magneto: But you actually eat is very full!” “我到现在什么都没吃!”查尔斯对着万磁王大吼:“可是你却吃的很饱!” No, actually I am tasting the flavor, has not eaten to the full, belch ~ “不,其实我只是在尝尝味道,并没有吃饱,嗝儿~” „Do you who your this saying said believe?” “你这话说的你信吗?” Magneto: ............ 万磁王:………… Good, where even if were I eats to the full to be able to be what kind of? You can definitely not come Shanghai with me!” “好吧,就算是我吃饱了哪有能怎样呢?你完全可以不跟着我来上海的!” When Magneto also thought is not feeling well very much, Professor Charles received a news, is Hank sends. Opens looks at one, is Hank and Loreena as well as Wanda have the Pietro four people in Chengdu happily is eating the picture of Chengdu hot pot. Is away from the screen to smell the fragrance of hot pot. 就在万磁王也觉得很不爽的时候,查尔斯教授接到了一条讯息,是汉克发来的。打开看一眼,是汉克罗琳娜以及旺达还有皮特罗四人在成都愉快的吃着成都火锅的照片。隔着屏幕都能闻到火锅的香气。 But now oneself hungry one all day, in the hand is taking actually be only one box leftovers four happy Kaofu. Said, Professor Charles cultivates to cultivate one's innate nature is very good, even if were this he also controls oneself, has not made oneself erupt. 而现在自己饿了一整天,手上拿着的却只有一盒被人吃剩了的四喜烤麸。说真的,查尔斯教授的修养真的很好,就算是这样他也控制住了自己,没让自己爆发出来。 After he inspired, said: If I do not come, you are the preparation raise a disturbance in Shanghai?!” 他强吸了一口气后才说道:“如果我不来,你是不是准备在上海大闹一场?!” Cannot, I now be a good person.” “不会的,我现在可是一个好人。” Talked nonsense!” “扯淡!” Magneto curled the lip, an old hippie makes such movement inexplicably has other lovable feeling. Naturally, is not that lovable of young girl, but the contrast of another very hard core moe, probably is not that the fat dwellings appreciate. 万磁王撇了撇嘴,一个老嬉皮士做这样的动作莫名的有一种另外的可爱感。当然了,不是少女的那种可爱,而是另一种非常硬核的反差萌,大概不是肥宅们欣赏的那种。 Therefore, you do want to eat this now?” Magneto refers to Charles was taking four happy Kaofu. “所以,你现在要吃这个吗?”万磁王指了指查尔斯手上拿着的四喜烤麸。 I hungry a day, now can only eat this?” “我饿了一天了,现在就只能吃这个吗?” What otherwise eats?” “要不然吃什么?” Professor Charles shook the head: Ok, I looked that news Tony also came Shanghai. We extorted goods from profitable enterprises, I starved to death really!” 查尔斯教授摇了摇头:“算了,我看新闻托尼也来上海了。我们去吃大户好了,我真的饿死了!” Magneto nods is the agreement. 万磁王点点头算是同意。 Hotel that Tony stays at present. 托尼目前下榻的宾馆。 You said that you have handled Magneto?” Tony a little does not believe looks at Damon. “你说你搞定了万磁王?”托尼有点不太相信的看着戴蒙 Damon nods: Yes, Huang Dunai mister had ensure his ability came into effect. From now I can get rid of the Magneto's shadow finally well and Wanda lived together! Did not have Magneto this old Yin Tyrant Duo to plan me who rubbed Yin in the hidden place again! hā hā hā hā!” Damon smiles is very happy, is very carefree. 戴蒙点头:“是的,黄渡乃先生已经保证他的能力开始生效了。从此以后我终于可以摆脱万磁王的阴影好好的和旺达一起生活了!再也没有万磁王这个老阴霸躲在暗处阴搓搓的算计我了!哈哈哈哈!”戴蒙笑的很开心,很畅快。 But when he smiles very happy carefree an ice-cold and familiar sound resounds in his: What speech spirit mister were you just saying?” 而就在他笑的非常开心畅快的时候一个冰冷而熟悉的声音在他的身后响起:“言灵先生你刚刚在说什么?”
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