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#236: Why can eat the dog grain?

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„Is your this proposes?” Lan gently pulls out from Li Jie's the hand, looks at Li Jie with a smiling face of pondering. Her appearance has some not to abhor slow, seems sudden vindicating to Li Jie does not feel from the start now surprised, or said that feels agitated anything. “你这算是求婚吗？”岚轻轻的将手从李杰的手里抽出来,用一种玩味的笑容看着李杰。她的模样有一些不疾不徐,看上去压根不对李杰现在突如其来的表白而感到惊讶,或者是说感到情绪激动什么的。 Instead in this time Lan very calm, not having the common female to hear the oneself boyfriend to propose after oneself is so excited. No matter excited excited or is the confused unclear excitement, Lan absolutely does not have this situation. She calmly looks like the cool breeze on Himalaya Mountain, has swayed several thousand several tens of thousands years of snow and ice general calmness and brilliant. 反而在这个时候岚非常的冷静,没有一般女性听到自己男朋友对自己求婚后那么激动。不管是兴奋的激动或者是迷茫不清的激动,岚根本就没有这种情况。她冷静的就像是喜马拉雅山上的凉风,吹拂过数千数万年的冰雪一般的冷静而睿智。 Her light appearance makes Li Jie have one type likely is a phlegm card in the throat, does not swallow down unable to spit. Asked! I was proposing with you, can excited, had a sentimental point? 她这种淡淡的模样让李杰有一种像是一口痰卡在喉咙,吞不下去吐不出来。拜托了！我在和你求婚啊,能不能激动一点,有感情一点？ However Li Jie naturally cannot say that he held up Lan's to say once more: „Naturally proposed! Am I not very clear to your intention? We should the matter of doing not should the matter of doing to do, is insufficient?” 不过李杰自然是不能这么说的,他再次拉起了岚的手说道:“当然是求婚！我对你的心意还不够明白吗？我们该做的事情不该做的事情都做了,难道还不够吗？” „! Do not speak irresponsibly.” Lan gently approaches the face of oneself to shove open Li Jie: „What is should not do. You do not fear Wang|King to know, slivers the 108 section you, then discards feeds the fish? The Kamar-Taj fishpond is raising many precious fish of crying for food. Grinds to the powder the words nutritional value to use the tile you.” “诶！不要乱说啊。”岚轻轻的把李杰靠近自己的脸推开:“什么叫不该做的。你不怕王知道后把你切成一百零八段,然后丢去喂鱼吗？卡玛泰基的养鱼池可是养着许多的嗷嗷待哺的珍贵鱼类呢。把你磨成粉的话营养价值用瓦的。” I who „you said like this am one group of high-quality fish food am probably same. Serious, I proposed with you!” Li Jie has set firm resolve now, since said that has vindicated the opens the mouth, said that must propose with Lan. Then this matter cannot renege on a promise, after all does not draw the turning head arrow. Also, now even if Lan displays appearance that probably not cares, but my will Li Jie be one by the person who this will give in a few words up? Had forgotten what Li Jie this life most splendid ability was?! “你这样说的我好像是一团高级鱼食一样。严肃点,我跟你求婚呢！”李杰现在已经下定决心了,既然说已经表白开口,说要和岚求婚。那么这事就不能反悔了,毕竟开弓没有回头箭。再说了,即便岚现在表现的好像毫不在意的样子,但是我李杰是一个会被这样三言两语就放弃的人吗？难道忘记了李杰这一生最出色的能力是什么了吗？！ „Serious, Comrade Lan. Now Li Jie very serious proposed with you. Therefore marries me!” Li Jie does not care about Lan's to tease completely, instead bold continues saying: „Marries me, we form family. Then has a nest baby, your shy child pain has not related. Doesn't have pain-shifting magic? All gives me to come!” “严肃点,岚同志。现在李杰正在很严肃的和你求婚呢。所以嫁给我吧！”李杰完全不在意岚的调笑,反而没脸没皮的继续说道:“嫁给我,我们组成家庭。然后生一窝宝宝,你怕生孩子痛也没关系的。不是有疼痛转移魔法吗？全都交给我来都可以！” A Lan hand grabbed the oneself long hair to poke the Li Jie's nose with the sending tree top of long hair at the same time: „Slow, is pregnant the 10 moon/month also some troublesome, the morning sickness, disgusting wait/etc. Renchen responded.” 岚一只手抓着自己的长发一边用长发的发梢戳了戳李杰的鼻子:“呐呐呐,怀胎十月还有很多麻烦呢,孕吐啊,恶心啊等等壬辰反应。” „All gives me, I can shoulder!” Li Jie first time shows side of oneself quite man. “全都交给我,我能扛得住！”李杰第一次展现自己颇为男人的一面。 But Lan actually swung towing: „I had not said that must marry you, do you want me to have a child to you?” 而岚却摇了曳:“我还没有说要嫁给你,你就要我给你生孩子？” Li Jie one grasps hand that installs: „Actually our first meeting time, I am thinking that our later children called anything, where later with went to school to study.” 李杰一把抓装的手:“其实我们第一次见面的时候,我就在想好了我们以后的孩子叫什么,以后用在什么地方上学念书了。” „It is not concerned about face!” Although when Lan has shoved open Li Jie, moreover tone that a little rebukes, but how actually to listen to the meaning of a little acting like a spoiled brat in inside: „According to you, you did not understand me at that time, definitely purely looked that I am attractive, therefore likes me.” “不要脸！”岚虽然时一把推开了李杰,而且有点嗔怪的语气,但是却怎么听都有点撒娇的意思在里面:“按你这么说,你那个时候也不了解我,肯定是单纯的看我漂亮所以才喜欢我咯。” Lan such inquiry, but this issue is not good to reply. Everybody this delivers the proposition together! How regardless to reply that very much has the possibility appear giant mistake, causes to carry on to 50% love captures to propose to capture) sudden progress great retrogression! 岚这样的询问,但是这个问题不好回答。各位这是一道送命题！无论怎么回答都很有可能出现巨大的错误,导致进行到一半的爱情攻略求婚攻略）突然的进展大倒退！ But as Flinging Pot Master that the illumination good big shots to think, Li Jie how possibly intently reply Lan's issue time, no matter honest reply, attractively what I am like your actually me settling on is your connotation actually very awfully. 而作为光照好大佬们一致认为的甩锅大师,李杰怎么可能直愣愣的回答岚的问题呢个时候不管是诚实的回答是的,我就是喜欢你漂亮还是其实我看中的是你的内涵其实都很要命。 Because a first answer might change the female student saying that very much knows your men only settled on the semblance. Does not pay great attention to the connotation! Like this captures may be defeated very much. 因为第一个答案很有可能换来女生说哈知道你们男人只看中外表。一点都不注重内涵！这样攻略很有可能会失败。 But a second answer will turn into you first time to see me, what connotation knows? Although this is not necessarily able dead immediately, but, will have many lies to need nervous that comes circle oneself to scatter. 而第二个答案则会变成你才第一次见我,知道什么内涵？这个虽然未必会立即死,但是之后却会有很多很多的谎话需要来圆这个自己撒的慌。 Why does the Li Jie first eye like Lan is? Very simple, naturally because of Lan long attractive! The people are such superficial, no? Because of the Lan long attractiveness, 李杰第一眼喜欢上岚是为什么？很简单啊,当然是因为岚长的漂亮啊！人就是这么肤浅的,不行吗？就是因为岚长的漂亮, Therefore after Li Jie, multi- pass/test Zhuang slowly, has discovered on her the lovable point. Although said some Lan also shortcomings, how when for example she wallows in studying oneself calls her, she will not pay attention to oneself. If there is been tired of the Lan lane, but also directly transmitting accompanies the penguin to play to Antarctic Li Jie together. Moreover Lan eats the thing also very much to select food sometimes, the lots do not like eating. 所以李杰之后才慢慢的多关装,发现了她身上很多可爱的点。虽然说岚也有一些缺点,比如说当她沉迷于读书的时候自己怎么叫她,她都不会理睬自己。要是把岚弄烦了,还会直接把李杰给传送到南极陪企鹅一起玩耍。而且岚吃东西有的时候也很挑食,很多东西都不喜欢吃。 Do not forget, reason that Lan is called Lan, that is because she roared in the storm that Himalaya Mountain jolted. Although now in this storm most situations is very gentle, but will have accidental manifests suddenly the time. For example Loji's matter Li Jie had vindicated to Lan was Li Jie once made a false report Asgard's second princess is unable to extricate oneself this matter that liked oneself loving). Appearance that although Lan performance magnanimous of , had not been angry at that time, moreover smiles to Li Jie said that the man meets cabinet play anything outside unavoidably. 还有不要忘了,岚之所以叫做岚,那是因为她是咆哮在喜马拉雅山颠的暴风。虽然现在这个暴风大多数情况下都很温柔,但是也会有偶发性发作的时候。比如说洛姬的事情李杰向岚表白过就是李杰曾经谎称阿斯加德的二公主爱自己爱的无法自拔这件事）。虽然当时岚表现的很大度,一点都没有生气的模样,而且还笑眯眯的对李杰说男人难免在外面逢橱戏什么的。 However in later some time Lan with studying some new magic is the excuse, making Li Jie help to test the new magic might. Experience that days find it unbearable to recall really deeply grieved. Therefore Li Jie will say to Great Sage Sun before: „I do not hit the woman.” hē hē that naturally, Great Sage Sun also very much coordinated at that time two. 但是在之后的一段时间岚用研究了一些新魔法为借口,让李杰帮着实验新魔法的威力。那一段日子真的是惨痛而不堪回首的经历啊。所以李杰才会在之前对孙大圣说:“我不打女人。”当然了,当时孙大圣也很配合的呵呵了两声。 Although Lan has these shortcomings, occasionally likes eating small vinegar anything, but she is very lovable. The gold/metal does not have the pure gold, the person does not have complete human. When the Li Jie need, the Lan association/will stands in his side, regardless of will experience anything to accompany him, this was enough regarding Li Jie. This is the woman who the oneself life loves, is the hope can accompany the woman who oneself walks the latter half of one's life. 虽然岚有这些缺点,偶尔喜欢吃一点小醋什么的,但是她还是很可爱的。金无足赤,人无完人。在李杰需要的时候,岚总会站在他的身边,不论经历什么都会陪伴着他,对于李杰来说这就足够了。这是自己一生所爱的女人,也是希望能陪伴自己走完后半生的女人。 Therefore Li Jie does not hope to screw up this proposing, therefore he replied facing the Lan's inquiry: „No, I at that time was not only because thought that our two matched specially.” 所以李杰不希望搞砸这次求婚,所以他面对岚的提问回答道:“不,我那个时候不仅仅是因为觉得我们两个特别配。” Lan looked at Li Jie one curiously: „Why?” 岚好奇的看了李杰一眼:“为什么？” „Because the beautiful woman does match the handsome fellow not to be perfectly justified?” Li Jie serious was saying. But Lan actually endures not to be earnest smiles, at the same time has hammered Li Jie two: „You also are really special is not concerned about face.” “因为美女配帅哥不是天经地义吗？”李杰一本正经的这么说着。而岚却忍不谆边笑,一边锤了李杰两下:“你还真的是特别的不要脸。” „Is only concerned about face to marry you, how do I all discard the facial skin can?” Li Jie now is serious, he knees down in front of Lan's, incomparably serious saying: „Marries me, Lan.” “只要不要脸能娶到你,我就是把脸皮全丢掉又能如何呢？”李杰现在非常严肃,他单膝跪地在岚的面前,无比郑重的说道:“嫁给我吧,岚。” Lan is crooked the head, corners of the mouth conceals is smiling: „It is not romantic.” 岚歪着脑袋,嘴角藏笑:“不浪漫。” „?” “呃？” „I mean the ring! The fools have to propose a ring not to have the belt/bring! Do not look, here cola production suspension many years. You want to use the suspension link on cola can, when the ring is not good.” Lan has patted the Li Jie's shoulder, reminded him to forget the most important matter. “我是说戒指呢！笨蛋有求婚连个戒指都没带的啊！不要找了,这里可乐停产很多年了。你想用可乐易拉罐上的拉环当戒指也不行了。”岚拍了拍李杰的肩膀,提醒他忘记了最重要的一件事。 Yes, proposed not to have the ring to be good? Did not say that the ring needs precious, what is more important is this is a ceremony feeling. Puts on the ring, your I henceforth shape like one person ☆ Jay's proposed is suddenly, he has not prepared the ring. However cannot prevent Li Jie's to propose, Li Jie gets a sudden inspiration saying: „Wait!” 是啊,求婚没有戒指怎么行？不是说戒指需要多贵重,更重要的是这是一种仪式感。戴上戒指,你我从此形如一人☆杰的求婚是突如其来的,他还真的是没有准备好戒指。但是着并不能阻止李杰的求婚,李杰灵机一动说道:“等等啊！” The ring, is not ring ≡ oneself some oneself, but the ring collects on the expert to have the sorcerer ring, two special version infinity stone, oneself also has Mandarin ten rings (jewelry)! 戒指嘛,不就是戒指≡己有的是啊己可是戒指收藏达人上有法师戒指,有两颗特殊版无限宝石,自己还有满大人的十戒呢！ Li Jie took advantage of opportunity to take with ten rings gauntlet that Mandarin Zhang Tong's ten rings (jewelry) built, and was saying to Lan: „Come, color of your crow liking!” Although said that ten rings (jewelry) was implanted glove, but can take. Therefore unprecedented proposed appear. 李杰顺势将用满大人张桐的十戒打造的十戒手套拿了出来,并且对着岚说:“来,你鸦个喜欢的颜色的！”虽然说十戒被植入了手套,但是还是可以拿出来的。于是史无前例的求婚一幕出现了。 Li Jie is lifting 10 ring on a pair of glove and a glove, and was saying to Lan loudly: „A 10 ring marries your 10 to live the 10 world!” 李杰举着一双手套和手套上的十个戒指,并且对着岚大声的说:“十个戒指娶你十生十世！” The Lan's expression is strange, used is very affected, but Li Jie now this appearance inexplicable wants to smile. Therefore Lan is moved while wants to smile, Xing Ku who very she also endures! 岚的表情怪怪的,本来用是很感动的,但是李杰现在这个模样又莫名的想笑。所以岚是一边感动一边想笑,她也忍的很幸苦啊！ But at this time, Strange pushed the door to enter. He is the issue about Green Lantern Energy, the result comes to see toward one that Lan that Li Jie kneed down proposed. Therefore his words have also said that the scene is a little awkward. 而就在这个时候,斯特兰奇推门而入。原本他是来说关于绿灯能源的问题的,结果一进来就看见了李杰单膝跪地的向着岚求婚的一幕。所以他的话也说不出口了,场面有点尴尬。 „That what, do I have to disturb you?” The Strange awkward cancer must manifest suddenly. “那个什么,我有打扰到你们嘛？”斯特兰奇尴尬癌都要发作了。 „Did you say?” Li Jie is with smile on the face, but actually murderous aura coldly. “你说呢？”李杰面带微笑,但是却杀气凛凛。 „, That anything. I had walk beforehand.” Strange sees the potential not to be wonderful withdraws from the room immediately, and closed. Went out him long to breathe out, is good because of oneself rapidness according to the circumstances. Proposed this matter, if became nature were happy, if were inadequate the ghost to know that Night Traveler can vent anger the person who oneself this jumped suddenly. “哦,那个什么。我有事先走了。”斯特兰奇见势不妙马上退出房间,并且关上了门。出了门他长出了一口气,好在自己见机的快。求婚这事要是成了自然皆大欢喜,要是不成的话鬼知道夜行者会不会迁怒自己这个突然蹦出来的人。 But in shortly , after Strange that Strange just went out listens to the gate, transmitted has been similar to the gorilla seeks a mate the successful same cry. 而就在斯特兰奇刚出门的没多久,斯特兰奇就听来门后传来了如同大猩猩求偶成功一样的叫声。 Strange has covered the face of oneself, then swung towing: „This calculates that matter what matter oneself is also the character who loose clean is liked by everybody, how to reduce to today's this paddies? Also needs to listen to the gorilla here successfully cheers roars, then eats slowly a dog grain of place? Right <\; is that God of Thunder Thor's is wrong!” 斯特兰奇捂住了自己的脸,然后摇了曳:“这都算事什么事儿啊己本来也是风流倜傥人见人爱的人物,怎么就沦落到今天这个田地了？还需要在这里听着大猩猩成功的欢呼吼叫,然后吃慢慢一地的狗粮？对了<\;是那个雷神托尔的错！” [ Remembers website 3~5 Chinese net] [记住网址三五中文网]
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