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#214: You make me turn on the water

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„~!” “啊~！” „ha ah ~!” “哈啊~！” „ahhhhhhh ~!” “啊啊啊啊~！” Disciples who the coming up arena and Li Jie contest were flown with the different postures to the racket by Li Jie. Has to fly horizontally, has to set upright to fly, hits to spin.! You look, a fellow flies while to make the Brownian movement, does not know that this has the India blood relationship. 上去擂台和李杰过招的弟子们被李杰用不同的姿势给拍飞。有横着飞出去的,有竖着飞出去的,还有打着旋飞出去。喏喏喏！你瞧,还有个家伙一边飞一边做着布朗运动的,也不知道这位是不是有印度血统。 Repeated people who was flung frightening tremble following disciples. 反复的被甩出去的众人把后面的弟子们给吓得瑟瑟发抖。 „Hey, cracks a joke? Can we with such formidable fellow combat? His battle efficiency is a little strong!” The long fat fellows are drawing oneself nearby thin person careful speaking of: „Is this last test? We by one move the score where hits to fly to come?” “喂,开玩笑的吧？我们要和这么强大的家伙作战吗？他的战斗力有点强啊！”有一个长的胖胖的家伙拉着自己旁边的瘦子小心的说到:“这就是最后一个考验吗？我们都是被一招打飞哪里来的分数啊？” Nearby thin person also helpless letting go: „How do I know?! first closes the simple all people able. second closes, although difficult, but also calculates the past of saying. The mental test that third closes I do not know that I can pass an examination. But this fourth pass/test seems the hope that all of us have not gone through a strategic pass!” 旁边的瘦子也无奈的摊手:“我怎么知道呢？！第一关简单所有人都能过。第二关虽然难但是也算说的过去。第三关的智力测验我都不知道我能不能及格。而这第四关看上去我们所有人都没有过关的希望啊！” The idea of this thin person is actually all disciples the ideas on the scene. Because Li Jie on stage more hits, he all hits the resentment that these days received. 这个瘦子的想法其实是在场的所有的弟子的想法。因为在台上的李杰越打越嗨,他把这些天受到的怨气全都打出去了。 Whenever after striking to fly a disciple, he will meditate in oneself at heart: „Good! Gopher ball!” „Outside builds!” „Tiger ball!” „Smashes certainly!” 每当击飞一个弟子之后他都会在自己心里默念:“好的！全垒打！”“外垒！”“老虎球！”“绝地扣杀！” „Crisp!” The Li Jie innermost feelings are very happy, are other disciples happy do not say. “爽！”李杰内心很痛快,不过其他的弟子们痛快不痛快就不好说了。 Li Jie is satisfies a craving, however has paid attention to development Lei Gong to be possible under the stage not to be happy. 李杰是过瘾啊,但是在台下一直关注着事态发展的雷公可却不怎么高兴。 Lei Gong is thinking at heart: „Our this is you selected these many have the opportunity to inherit the mantle of great difficulty the disciple of inheritance. Mental test that however just third closed/pass did not say first, this closes you to all my disciples eliminate entirely!” 雷公心里想着:“我们这好不容易这是您甄选出了这么多的有机会继承衣钵传承的弟子。但是刚刚第三关的智力测验先不说了,这一关你是要把我所有的弟子通通淘汰呀！” Therefore Lei Gong had found quietly actually continuously in secret observation Great Sage Sun, and low voice saying: „Great Saint this is not good!” 所以雷公悄悄找到了其实一直在暗中观察的孙大圣,并且小声的说道:“大圣这样不行啊！” Great Sage Sun has been observing in some corner of arena on conceals secretly. But he uses various methods other unable to see him, the Invisibility Technique is also his specialty. 孙大圣一直就藏在擂台的某个角落偷偷的观察着。只不过他用各种方法让其他人看不见他而已,隐身术也是他的拿手好戏。 However compares in the sorrow of Lei Gong, Great Sage Sun actually appears indifferent. His stealth is eating the peanut young soy beans while sees a play. 但是相比于雷公的忧心忡忡,孙大圣却显得好无所谓。他隐身着一边吃着花生毛豆一边看戏。 „To be how good?” A Great Saint indifferent tone was saying. This may be flustered Lei Gong, Lei Gong opens the mouth to speak of: „You manage manages Night Traveler! If according to his abusing the law, we are one can not have through the people of test!” “怎么就不行了？”大圣一副无所谓的口气说着。这可把雷公急坏了,雷公开口说到:“你管管这个夜行者吧！要是按照他的这种弄法,我们可是一个能通过考试的人都没有啊！” Great Sage Sun dialed a peanut to throw into the mouth( note: Sun Wukong seemingly will not eat peanut and young soy beans and other food properly, the way that must with losing eats), then spoke of: „This important?” 孙大圣拨了一个花生丢进嘴里（注:孙悟空貌似不会正经的吃花生和毛豆等食物,一定要用丢的方式吃）,然后说到:“这重要吗？” Lei Gong asked back: „Is this unimportant?” 雷公反问:“这不重要吗？” „I asked you, intelligence test that third closed/pass through had several?” Great Saint does not abhor slow asked one. “那我问你,第三关的智力测试通过的有几个？”大圣不疾不徐的问了一句。 These words dried in the sun Lei Gong in this, Lei Gong shining response: „, Probably, possibly, perhaps will have probably 1~2 to pass an examination......?” Lei Gong oneself is not very definite, therefore he has supplemented one immediately: „But this was the topic that Great Saint you set is also too difficult!” 这一句话就把雷公晾在这了,雷公灿灿的回应:“大概,好像,可能,也许会有一两个及格的……吧？”雷公自己都不是很确定,所以他立马补充了一句:“但是这也是大圣您出的题目太难了啊！” „Is very difficult? However is Kamar-Taj the topic of temple sorcerer leaving examination. Cannot cross including this topic, how can also count on that learns my ability completely?” The Great Sage Sun aware request was very low, but many people cannot pass. “很难吗？不过是卡玛泰基的圣殿法师毕业考试的题目而已。连这个题目都过不了,怎么还能指望完全学会我的一身本领呢？”孙大圣自觉要求已经很低了,但是还是有很多人过不了关。 He said is actually very relaxed, said that anything is only the leaving examination of temple sorcerer. However takes a broad view to have a look at entire Earth also to only have three temples, London, Hong Kong and New York. 他说的倒是很轻松,说什么只是圣殿法师的毕业考试而已。但是放眼看看全地球也就只有三个圣殿,伦敦一个、香港一个、纽约一个。 Temple sorcerer also only then three, each temple has also provided some ordinary high rank sorcerer besides temple sorcerer. Kamar-Taj, temple sorcerer is the ceiling that under Sorcerer Surpreme can touch. 圣殿法师也只有三名,每个圣殿除了一名圣殿法师以外也就是配备了一些普通的高阶法师。在卡玛泰基来说,圣殿法师已经是至尊法师之下可以摸到的天花板了。 All sorcerer are study tyrant, but can become temple sorcerer is study tyrant in study tyrant. Although Kunlun also very much attaches importance to intelligence education, however cannot compare Kamar-Taj in this aspect Kunlun throughout. 所有法师都是学霸,而能成为圣殿法师的更是学霸中的学霸。昆仑虽然也很重视智力教育,但是在这方面昆仑始终是比不上卡玛泰基。 After all Kamar-Taj is always walks elite to educate, the sorcerer quantity has been scarce, talent insufficient is impossible to study the magic arts( for example some anonymous Night Traveler). 毕竟卡玛泰基向来都是走精英教育,法师数量一直稀少,天赋不够者不可能学习法术（比如某不愿透露姓名的夜行者）。 Therefore this crowd of disciple tests have not passed an examination are also very normal. Why therefore this was Lei Gong had not announced the third round examination result as well as the elimination personnel at that time. 所以这一群弟子没有一个考试及格也很正常。所以这也是为什么雷公当时没有宣布第三轮考试结果以及淘汰人员。 Once because announced that was annihilated! First rushes to fourth pass/test to come to accept the final inspection them, can perhaps some people have the dazzling performance to settle on by Great Saint? 因为一旦宣布的话就全军覆没了啊！还是先把他们赶到第四关来接受最后的考核吧,说不定其中有人能有耀眼的表现被大圣看中呢？ However has not thought that has not thought that this Night Traveler so is unexpectedly ruthless! Does not give the Kunlun face, he disciple who oneself elects, when the baseball same racket flew, but also tm all was the gopher ball, but also all struck the hit! 但是没想到啊没想到,这个夜行者居然这么狠！一点都不给昆仑面子啊,他把自己选出来的弟子一个一个的当棒球一样的拍飞也就算了,还tm全都是全垒打,还全都是一击命中！ Sorcerer Ancient One did not say that Night Traveler is the China person comes? How does the humble politeness and give precedence out of courtesy other people not to understand? The good and evil must put a water! Where do you make my Kunlun's face toward put like this? Does not know also thinks Kunlun educates is the waste! You make others get up two moves in your hand to pat the person again fly! 古一法师不是说夜行者是中国人来的吗？怎么一点谦逊礼貌和礼让他人都不懂呢？好歹也要放点水啊！你这样让我昆仑的面子往哪里放啊？不知道的还以为昆仑教育出来的都是废物呢！你好歹让别人在你手上过两招再把人拍飞啊！ Lei Gong had forgotten probably who couple days ago has organized one crowd of student Li Jie, when boss brushed to divide. When Lei Gong is thinking Li Jie the racket flew a disciple, this disciple flies also while loud is shouting: „I will come back! Comes back! Comes!! .........” That is in the sky the most radiant star. 雷公大概忘记了前几天是谁组织了一群学生把李杰当boss刷分来着。就在雷公这么想着的时候李杰又拍飞了一名弟子,这名弟子一边飞的时候还一边大声的嚷嚷着:“我会回来的！回来的！来的！的！………”那是天空中最璀璨的星。 Great Sage Sun has not managed the innermost feelings idea of Lei Gong, he eats the peanut young soy beans to speak of: „Not anything at the worst. They can win Night Traveler to be strange now.” 孙大圣没有管雷公的内心想法,他只是吃着花生毛豆说到:“没什么大不了的。他们现在能打得赢夜行者才奇怪。” „Also because their levels are insufficient, therefore need many experiences and setbacks. I also had not said that third round and fourth round assessment criteria are anything. Also had not said that cannot resit.” Sun Wukong has given a Lei Gong ambiguous view, this made Lei Gong have a confidence. “也正是因为他们的水平不够,所以才需要更多的历练和挫折。我又没说第三轮和第四轮的考核标准是什么。也没说不能重考啊。”孙悟空给了雷公一个模棱两可的说法,这让雷公有了点信心。 Sun Wukong stretched oneself speaks of: „I go to bathroom. This peanut young soy beans ate probably a little inflation. You look in this.” Said that Sun Wukong turns around to leave. 孙悟空伸了个懒腰说到:“我去上个厕所。这花生毛豆吃多了好像有点胀气。你在这看着啊。”说罢孙悟空就转身离开。 But waits for Sun Wukong to walk Lei Gong to make the inspection stop immediately temporarily, said that anything entered the half time. But Lei Gong in the rest looked for Li Jie to speak of specially: „I said Night Traveler.” 而等着孙悟空一走雷公立马让考核暂时中止,说什么进入了中场休息。而在休息的时候雷公特别找上了李杰说到:“我说夜行者啊。” „What matter?” Li Jie looked at smiling Lei Gong, does the person who why this likes stealing old ancient home cooking look a little deceitfully? “什么事？”李杰看了眼笑眯眯的雷公,为什么这个喜欢偷老古家菜的人看着有点奸诈呢？ „I said that is only inspection. Actually does not need to be too earnest, you had a look at you to consume these many strengths not to be worthwhile. You tomorrow also many trainings.” Lei Gong smilingly said these words. But Li Jie is a intelligent person, he knows immediately. Lei Gong was just unceasing the racket to oneself flew his disciple to feel to be discontented. “我说啊,只是考核而已嘛。其实不必太认真,你看看你耗费了这么多力气不合算。你明天还有很多训练呢。”雷公笑眯眯的说出了这句话。而李杰是个多聪明的人啊,他立刻知道了。雷公是对自己刚刚不断的拍飞他的弟子感到不满。 After all a move has not passed through is flown by the oneself racket, Lei Gong as principal of Kunlun martial arts school, his face does not have the place swayed. 毕竟一招都没走过就被自己拍飞,雷公身为昆仑武校的校长,他的面子可没地方摆。 „So-called rich/forgive Renchu, and rich/forgive people, so-called raised the head does not see to lower the head to see, so-called strong dragon cannot repress a local snake, so-called......” “所谓得饶人处且饶人、所谓抬头不见低头见、所谓强龙不压地头蛇、所谓……” „Stops!” Li Jie puts out a hand: „Was good, Sir thunder. Your meaning I understood.” “停！”李杰一伸手:“行了,雷大人。你的意思我明白了。” „Understood really?” “真的明白了？” „Really!” “真的!” Lei Gong happily patted the Li Jie's shoulder to speak of: „Understands at a glance your this child promising!” 雷公欣慰的拍了拍李杰的肩膀说到:“一看就知道你这孩子有前途！” Li Jie:...... It is not turns on the water! Why said is so troublesome, made that cannot understand to be the same with whom! The Li Jie innermost feelings are incapable of spitting the trough. 李杰:……不就是放水吗！何必说的这么麻烦,弄得跟谁听不懂一样！李杰内心无力吐槽。 But finishes attending the restroom to come back in Great Sage Sun, Lei Gong starts to announce the inspection continues. Li Jie looks next fellow of mounting the stage time cannot bear one at heart happily, ha! Sir Lei Gong, but you me told wants the waterproofing, do not blame me. 而就在孙大圣上完厕所回来,雷公开始宣布考核继续的时候。李杰看着下一个上台的家伙的时候心里忍不住一乐,哈！雷公大人,可是你跟我说要防水的啊,不要怪我哦。 PS: Today's chapter is hit by the orange cat and blue cat of generation author. The apple in prepares in cat food to us, has no free time to write a book, therefore our two responsible symbols. What? You said that the apple does comply to give you to write three chapters? Looks for the apple, this meow is only responsible for the generation hitting one chapter, three chapters of matters will look for the apple tomorrow. We must grasp the sofa to fight! Meow ~! PS:今天的章节由作者的橘猫与蓝猫代打。苹果在给我们准备猫饭中,没空写书,所以我们两个负责码字。什么？你说苹果答应给你们写三章？去找苹果去,本喵只负责代打一章,三章的事情明天去找苹果去。我们要去抓沙发打架去了！喵~！
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