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#18: Villain who rubs Yin

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„Dog-headed military strategist!” God of Thunder natural was saying, has not noted the Li Jie's complexion completely changes is changing. After drinking adulterated liquor unceasing changes the complexion seems is more splendid. “狗头军师啊！”雷神斯加理所当然的这么说着,完全没有注意到李杰的脸色一变在变。比喝了假酒后不断的改换脸色看上去还要精彩。 „Do not improperly belittle oneself, you are in us the most splendid dog-headed military strategist. If no you, we are impossible to have the ideas of that many powerful and unconstrained styles to solve various problems. No matter you entrap Hydra to be also good, said that the global big show is also good. Your method returns villain compared with villain. Is meaner than the intriguer sinisterly.” The God of Thunder words do not know that was praising or is insulting. “不要妄自菲薄,你是我们之中最出色的狗头军师。要是没有你,我们根本不可能有那么多天马行空的想法去解决各种问题。不管是你坑害九头蛇也好,还是说全球大秀也好。你的手段比反派还反派。比阴谋家更加阴狠毒辣。”雷神斯加的话已经不知道是在夸赞还是在辱骂了。 Or is seems like the praise, actually spoke in a tone with? After all can , on the mouth occupies Li Jie is cheap are not many, the words that now does not grasp well, the next such opportunity does not know when will have, after all the adulterated liquor cannot drink daily. 或者说是看似夸赞,其实是语带暗讽？毕竟能在嘴上占到李杰便宜的时候可不多,现在不好好把握的话,下一次这样的机会可不知道什么时候会有了,毕竟假酒不会是天天喝的。 Therefore Thor has such opportunity training Li Jie he is very crisp. Because usually is the Li Jie full mouth major principle and greatly ideally gives oneself and the others to brainwash anything. Currently with great difficulty role exchange, the Li Jie innermost feelings have puzzled, oneself can come to work as opposite party mind teach, how can the full mouth addiction? 所以托尔有这样的机会教育李杰他还是非常爽的。因为平时都是李杰满口的大道理和大理想来给自己等人洗脑什么的。现在好不容易角色对调,李杰内心有困惑了,自己可以来当对方的心灵导师了,怎么能不过足嘴瘾呢？ Formerly all day long looks that Li Jie talked on endlessly thinks very bothersome, but has to listen. Now has traded a role, changed to oneself to talk on endlessly Li Jie, Thor knows suddenly why Li Jie liked talking on endlessly others. 从前成天的看着李杰叨叨就觉得很烦,但是又不得不听。现在换了一个角色,改成自己叨叨李杰了,托尔忽然知道为什么李杰那么喜欢叨叨别人了。 Originally spoke the feeling of major principle to others crisply that! Stands accuses others in the commanding point of morals is such crisp! Originally brainwashes crisply such to others! God of Thunder is graceful. 原来给别人讲大道理的感觉是那么的爽！站在道德的制高点上指责别人是这么的爽！原来给别人洗脑是这么的爽！雷神斯加飘飘欲仙。 On the Thor face had an excited expression saying: ‚Therefore you why care about the oneself super power strength to lose, moreover do you have to lose now? Hadn't you just flashed before a Thunder of Ruination aura? It seems is very formidable!’ 托尔脸上带着一种兴奋的表情说着:‘所以你何必在意自己的超能力失去不失去,而且你现在不是没有失去吗？你刚刚不是闪现过一丝毁灭之雷的气息吗？看上去还很强大啊！’ „Moreover drew back the 10,000 step saying that even if you will some day lose all strengths. This phenomenon may also occurrence, because I know that certain people borrow the strength to Demonic God of different space, finally these strengths must return to Demonic God, have you borrowed the strength to Demonic God? No, that fortunately.” “而且退一万步说,即便你某天失去所有的力量。这种现象也是有可能发生的,因为我知道某些人向异度空间的魔神借去过力量,最后这些力量都是要归还给魔神的,你向魔神借过力量吗？没有,哦那还好。” „Even if your strength vanished completely has not related. Does Illuminati also lack your such battle efficiency? Perhaps in the superhero's sequence, your battle efficiency was good. Is also considered as by single body strength in the entire universe on is good, at least is the medium or higher level. However in Illuminati has my this high-end strength, your battle efficiency special power anything can ignore completely.” “即便你的力量全部消失了也没有关系啊。光照会还缺你这么一个战斗力吗？也许在超级英雄的序列里,你的战斗力算是不错了。在全宇宙中论单体实力也算得上是不错,至少是中上水平。但是光照会中有我这种高端战力,你的战斗力异能什么的完全都可以忽略不计啊。” „Your function is to continue to be your dog-headed military strategist, supplies ideas to Illuminati. Entraps enemies with your schemes and tricks. Endures with your compared with the thought of villain ponders the idea and movement of villain. Then leads us to defeat them with your rich experience and compared with the villain villain method, this is your main ability!” Thor was saying this saying time thought that the nose is a little itchy, therefore has buckled the nostril. “你的作用是继续当好你的狗头军师,给光照会出谋划策。用你的阴谋诡计坑害一个又一个的敌人。用你那堪比反派的思维去思考反派的想法和动作。然后用你丰富的经验和比反派更反派的手段来带领我们打败他们,这才是你的主要能力啊！”托尔说着这话的时候觉得鼻子有点痒,所以扣了扣鼻孔。 But his this action seemed a little aggravates Li Jie, actually this movement was only a blasting fuse. Mainly is because just Thor talked on endlessly scolded a Li Jie big pile, finally also comes to dig out the nose squint despising condition. 而这他这个举动看上去有点惹火李杰了,其实这个动作只是一个导火索吧。主要是因为刚刚托尔叨叨的数落了李杰一大堆,最后还来个抠鼻斜眼的鄙视状态。 Li Jie was still vanishing for the system was sorry, because after Thor's interrupts he in an instant throwing into the brain, system matter. 原本李杰还在为系统消失了而感到难过,但是因为托尔的一个打岔他刹那间就把系统这件事给抛到脑后去了。 Ok, although said that I truly very much take seriously the system, but I had not used it probably recently a long time. Actually does not use system anything, oneself has not missed anything probably. Whose oneself was very long directly had not passed with showdown, actually looked like Extinguishing Tyrant is the same. 算了,虽然说我确实很重视系统,但是我好像最近很长一段时间都没有用过它了。其实不用系统什么的,自己好像也没差什么。自己很久都没有正面和谁对决过了,其实就像是灭霸一样。 Star Lord said that although Extinguishing Tyrant the individual strength is very strong, fellow but who he also never fights for state power by duel. He can become in the reason of universe overlord has person martial power this factor, but this factor cannot only occupy of an importance very. 星爵都说了,灭霸虽然个体实力很强,但是他也从来不是靠单挑打天下的家伙。他能成为宇宙霸主的原因中有个人武力这个因素,但是这个因素只占据不到十分之一的重要性。 The Extinguishing Tyrant true named as tyrant universe becomes universe overlord because of his brains and hi-tech means that is better than Extinguishing Tyrant the single body to extinguish the star even to destroy completely Solar System. However Extinguishing Tyrant will never choose with individual martial power solves this matter, he is makes a bomb anything deals certainly with this issue. 灭霸真正称霸宇宙成为宇宙霸主的还是因为他的头脑和科技手段,强如灭霸者可以单体灭星甚至灭掉一个太阳系。但是灭霸从来不会选择用个人武力解决这种事,他一定是做一个炸弹什么的来处理这种问题。 Can why probably use the fist with the issue of brains solution? This is all intelligent biological most basic choices. Probably only then the brain not good person will really choose with the fist solves all problems, for example some Asgard's thunder and lightning salt fish. 能用头脑解决的问题何必要用拳头？这是所有智慧生物最基本的选择。大概只有脑子实在不好的人才会选择用拳头解决所有问题吧,比如说阿斯加德的某条雷电咸鱼。 Moreover the Extinguishing Tyrant strength is very strong, although was very difficult to say he can duel win Odin( war of Extinguishing Tyrant and Odin is several hundred years ago, at that time Odin was younger than the present, Extinguishing Tyrant was also weaker a point), but duel put to turn the Thor estimate is the suspense is not big. 而且灭霸的实力很强,虽然很难说他能不能单挑打赢奥丁（灭霸和奥丁之战是几百年前了,那时候奥丁比现在更年轻一点,灭霸也更弱一点）,但是单挑放翻托尔估计是悬念不大。 However even if this, Extinguishing Tyrant also has the giant shortcoming. For example Extinguishing Tyrant cannot in the space environment of vacuum lack of oxygen live again( note), the overlord who simply speaking this overawes the universe cannot alone survive in the outer space. He must with the aid of his be the armor that oneself builds can survive in the universe. Otherwise Extinguishing Tyrant will die of the oxygen deficit suffocates. 不过即便是这样,灭霸也有巨大的缺点。比如说灭霸不能再真空无氧的宇宙环境中生活（注）,简单来说这个威震宇宙的霸主是不能在太空中独自存活的。他必须要借助他那一身为自己打造的盔甲才能在宇宙中存活。否则的话灭霸会死于缺氧窒息。 However Thor even was said the entire Asgard's god people can live in the universe vacuum(, so long as strong arrived does not freeze to death), they did not need the oxygen, the breath was only one lets within the body energy circulation merely the movement, did not have the real use. Some universe races can also live in the vacuum environment. 不过托尔甚至是说整个阿斯加德的神民都是可以生活在宇宙真空中的（只要身体强壮到不被冻死）,他们并不需要氧气,呼吸仅仅只是一个让体内能量循环的动作而已,不具备真实用处。还有一些宇宙种族也可以生活在真空环境中的。 Therefore almost seems as strong in fact has the oneself weakness as the non-solution person, on reality world does not exist not to have the powerhouse of weakness. The reality is not the network cultivates virtue in order to become an immortal after all, the powerhouse omnipotently is YY. Everyone has the oneself Akaliusi heel. 所以几乎看上去强到无解的人实际上都有自己的弱点,现实世界上不存在没有弱点的强者。现实毕竟不是网络修仙,强者无所不能不过是一种YY而已。每个人都有自己的阿喀琉斯之踵。 Perhaps oneself formerly had the system as taking advantage, thinking oneself can become powerhouse who does not have the weakness, and does not have Akaliusi heel is just a fantasy. appear of system and vanishes is very towering, perhaps what actually should I look up an examination system origin am? 也许自己从前有系统作为依仗,觉得自己可以成为没有弱点的强者,并且没有阿喀琉斯之踵只不过是一种幻想吧。系统的出现和消失都很突兀,其实也许我应该去查一查看系统的起源到底是什么？ Because Li Jie Thor's interrupted had forgotten oneself just some were restless. He patted the cheeks to buoy up Mental. Yes, life where so many running free with the current, must always have some setbacks. Let alone this is not including the setback. 李杰因为托尔的打岔已经忘记了自己刚刚的些许不安了。他拍了拍脸颊振作了一下精神。是啊,人生哪有那么多的顺风顺水,总是要有一些挫折的。更何况这连挫折都算不上。 Just like Thor said that can oneself arrive at the battle efficiency to have an effect today? Got up, but also overawed the universe to be the same with Extinguishing Tyrant. The important proportion of accounting for is small, more often what oneself depends upon is the brain deals with the issue, but is not the fist. 正如托尔所说的,自己能走到今天战斗力起了作用吗？起了的,不过也就是和灭霸威震宇宙一样。占据的重要的比例非常非常的小,自己更多的时候依靠的是脑子来处理问题而不是拳头。 Even said that oneself does lose complete super power strength oneself to be kicked Illuminati now?, oneself never will not eat meal by martial power in Illuminati. After extraordinary, did not make any need martial power value quest to be good! 甚至说自己现在失去了全部的超能力自己就会被踢出光照会吗？不会的,自己在光照会中从来就不是靠武力吃饭的。了不起以后不做任何需要武力值的任务就好了啊！ Li Jie thinks, was more relaxed, his be with smile on the face was speaking to Thor: ‚Thor thank you.’ 李杰这么想之后轻松了很多,他面带笑容的对着托尔说到:‘托尔谢谢你啊。’ „Is impolite.” Thor thinks very crisp. “不客气。”托尔觉得很爽。 Li Jie continues to be all smiles: „You know that I just why the Thunder of Ruination strength did erupt?” 李杰继续笑容满面:“你知道我刚刚为什么毁灭之雷的力量爆发了一下吗？” „?” “？” „Because I had just found out a great idea.” Affable that Li Jie smiles, but Thor thought suddenly back has the firing in bursts to be cool. “因为我刚想出了一个好主意。”李杰笑的和蔼可亲,但是托尔忽然觉得背后有点发凉。 „What idea?” Thor a little restless asking. “什么主意？”托尔有点不安的问。 Li Jie smile: „I in want to appraise to Loji's you 【Dog-headed military strategist】 Told to her? You guess that she can like you very much to the nickname that she marries?” 李杰微笑:“我在想是不是应该把你对洛姬的评价【狗头军师】告诉给她呢？你猜她会不会很喜欢你给她娶的这个外号？” „No! You cannot such do!” “不！你不能这么做！” „Was right, perhaps you these hard to solve emotional problems on Earth also need your younger sister to help you process.” “对了,还有你在地球上这些纠缠不清的感情问题说不定也需要你的妹妹来帮你处理一下呢。” „No! I said such do not do!” “不！我说了不要这么做！” „Was right. Previous Storm did not send the confidential photo to arrive on your cell phone, did you ask me to delete? At that time I thought after referring to some day your meeting, erratically will delete these materials, therefore my backup. Has included Storm and your private letter voice, you guess that issues the Loji's words, her very happy oneself will elder brother so be attractive? Or should to your mother also backup one, you look what kind of?” Li Jie smiles very brightly. “对了,还有。上次暴风女不是发了很多私房照到你的手机上,你找我来删除吗？当时我觉得指不定某天你会后会删除这些资料的,所以我备份了一份。包括了暴风女和你的私信语音,你猜发给洛姬的话,她会很高兴自己的哥哥这么有魅力吗？或者说应该给你的母亲也备份一份,你看怎么样？”李杰笑的很灿然。 Thor has almost knelt, for quite a while that he trembles spoke of finally: „Was unfair to me to make a mistake.” I made a mistake! I lose to the villain who this has rubbed Yin! 托尔差点跪了,他哆嗦的半天终于说到:“对不起我错了。”我错了！我还是输给了这个阴搓搓的小人啊！ Illustration: Extinguishing Tyrant truly cannot live in the universe vacuum. He needs to depend upon oneself that armor to provide the oxygen he to be able in the vacuum for him to live, he will die without the oxygen, listens very silly, but this is the original setting of Marvel. I thought that this setting is very good, this makes Extinguishing Tyrant this character fuller, therefore I stayed behind. 注解:灭霸确实是不能在宇宙真空中生活的。他需要依靠自己的那一身盔甲为他在真空中提供氧气他才能活着,没有氧气他就会死,听上去挺傻的但是这就是漫威的原设定。我觉得这个设定很好,这让灭霸这个人物更加饱满,所以我留下了。 Has words in comics, Extinguishing Tyrant and Deadpool at the back of the story of oxygen cylinder planet surface exploration beyond some. This story is to stem from 616 main universes is the histories in form of biographies. 在漫画中就有一话,灭霸和死侍背着氧气瓶在某个外星球表面探险的故事。这个故事是出自616主宇宙是正史。
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