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#13: 1 cuts completely is grasping

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Formerly the man, he once steered a steamship to rush in the heart of each young girl. Person who he used the prosperous times beautiful face and peerless physique of oneself conquers each to see his. 从前有一个男人,他曾经驾驶着一艘大船闯进每一个少女的心扉。他用自己的盛世美颜和绝世身姿征服了每一个曾经见过他的人。 Frown and smile incomparable is affecting the will of the people, making the person immerse. Does not know that many young girls once at midnight the dream returned, tryst oneself Prince on a White Horse in dream. Sleep wakes up to discover that the oneself pillow was wet, that is the saliva that in the dream oneself leaves behind. 一颦一笑都无比的牵动着人心,让人沉醉。不知有多少少女曾经午夜梦回,在梦中私会自己的白马王子。一觉醒来发现自己的枕头都湿了,那是梦中自己留下的口水。 Yes, this man once had conquered the ocean two heads, from East Africa to Western Europe, South Asia to North America. Make the innumerable young girls crazy, makes countless men be hostile toward Leonardo DiCaprio! 是的,这个男人就是曾经征服了大洋两头,从东非到西欧,南亚到北美。让无数少女痴狂,同时也让无数男人仇视不已的里昂那多-迪卡普里奥！ Was similar to the Elf common peerless appearance conquers seriously does not know that many women( man), made countless men( woman) envy. 如同精灵一般的绝世容颜当真是征服了不知道多少女人（男人）,同时也让无数的男人（女人）为之嫉妒。 However recently the fellows of these year Leonardo peerless beautiful faces almost went into hiding extremely, and formerly was jealous the fellows of his peerless beautiful face also to start to change a statement to praise Leonardo. 不过最近这些年极度里昂纳多绝世美颜的家伙差不多都销声匿迹了,并且从前妒忌他那绝世美颜的家伙们也开始改口夸赞里昂纳多了。 What is the reason? 原因是什么？ Naturally is because prosperous times beautiful face no longer! For with the Oscar best male lead corner/horn, Leonardo every day sad like a 200 many jin (0.5 kg) child, since has won the Oscar best male lead corner/horn prize, Leonardo every day also happy likely 200 many jin (0.5 kg) child. 当然是因为盛世美颜不再了啊！为了拿奥斯卡最佳男主角将,里昂纳多每天悲伤的就像个两百多斤的孩子,自从拿到了奥斯卡最佳男主角奖,里昂纳多每天也开心的像个两百多斤的孩子。 It can be said that 200 many jin (0.5 kg) child label has been able to paste on the body of Leonardo. However this time all these could have a new look. 可以说两百多斤的孩子这个标签已经可以贴在里昂纳多的身上了。不过今时今日这一切可能都要改观了。 „Asked, this makes me seem the mother artillery!” In airship of stealth, is similar to the Elf equally delicate and pretty man with the Tony crazy complaint. “拜托了,这让我看上去很娘炮！”在一艘隐形的飞船内,一位如同精灵一样俊美男子正在和托尼疯狂的抱怨。 „I the 44 year, an actor most left the time of result. I can deduct various roles, will not be fettered by the image again. Moreover some of my also many advertisements represented, they requested me to maintain the middle-aged male appearances. I was still discussing the representing contract of Rolex, they needed a middle-aged steady ambassador, but was not one is leading the melancholy makings beautiful youngster!” “我已经四十四岁了,正是一个演员最出成绩的时刻。我可以演绎各种角色,不会再被形象所束缚了。而且我还有很多广告代言呢,他们都要求我保持中年型男的模样。我还在洽谈劳力士的代言合同,他们需要一个中年稳重的形象代言人,而不是一个带着忧郁气质的美少年！” „I said I will compensate your.” Tony drives airship also to say calmly: „Beauty X gene medicament can invite you to be the global spokesmen.” “我说了我会补偿你的。”托尼冷静的驾驶着飞船同时说道:“X美丽基因药剂会聘请你做全球代言人的。” „Represented to spend Zenme to say?” “代言费怎么说？” „Five years of 500 million USD.” Tony is the Elf beautiful youngster asks for the sky-high price that has been hard to reject, this made the opposite party shut up. “五年五亿美元。”托尼为精灵美少年开出了一个难以拒绝的天价,这才让对方闭嘴了。 In crazily to Tony is spitting trough is not others, carried on the human body transformed Leonardo DiCaprio mister after by Tony. 正在疯狂对着托尼吐槽的不是别人,正是被托尼进行了人体改造后的里昂那多-迪卡普里奥先生。 In order to save Earth, Tony has to make the transformation to Leonardo, makes Leonardo re-enter the 20 year through the product that Beauty X product online has not sold. This is the Leonardo life face value most peak time, winking a blink can confuse a big piece of young girl. 为了拯救地球,托尼不得不对里昂纳多做了改造,通过X美丽产品线上很多还没有发售的产品让里昂那多重回二十岁。这是里昂那多人生颜值最巅峰的时期,眨一眨眼都能迷死一大片的少女。 Now Leonardo wears a good-fitting black western-style clothing, this western-style clothing incites the tight-fitting measurement that the water gun man is unable to control absolutely in any case. Although the appearance and stature returned to the 20 year peak, but the makings of Leonardo whole person actually as before are maintaining the appearance of 40 year man. 现在里昂那多穿着一身合身的黑西装,反正这身西装是滋水枪男人绝对无法驾驭的紧身尺码。虽然容颜和身材都回到了二十岁左右的巅峰时期,但是里昂那多整个人的气质却依旧保持着四十岁男人的模样。 Leonardo of this makings is very interesting, because the Leonardo young time has heavy idol burden. After all is the super handsome fellow. After old, Leonardo regarding face value and idol burden anything completely does not care. 这种气质的里昂那多是很有意思的,因为里昂那多年轻时候有很重的偶像包袱。毕竟是个超级帅哥嘛。而等到年纪大了以后,里昂那多对于颜值和偶像包袱什么的就完全不在乎了。 For example he can put on rustic circle to get the T-shirt and sand beach trousers as well as the person character drags away in the Beverly Hills street. Has bought something thinks to carry to go home with the plastic bag after the convenience store in corner. Because Leonardo is a cell phone of specific weight controls the patient, his constantly is not brushing the cell phone, two hands both must brush, therefore he has not been carrying with the hand the plastic bag frequently. 比如说他能穿着土气的圆领T恤和沙滩裤以及人字拖走在比弗利山庄的街头。从街角的便利店买了一些东西后用塑料袋装着拎回家。而且因为里昂那多是一个重度的手机控患者,他无时无刻的不在刷手机,两只手都要刷,所以他经常没有手提着塑料袋。 Therefore he will possibly tie up the plastic bag on oneself the waistband of sand beach trousers, then makes the bag walk one step to shake three to shake. Simultaneously because in the bag thinks of the thing a little weight/quantity, therefore also frequently gives to pull much the altitude of his sand beach trousers, lets with patting the dog young pats to the underpants that he wears today is any color. 所以他可能会把塑料袋绑在自己的沙滩裤的腰带上,然后让袋子走一步晃三晃。同时因为袋子里装着东西有点分量,所以还经常把他的沙滩裤的高度给扯下来不少,让跟拍的狗仔拍到他今天穿的内裤是什么颜色的。 Therefore from the conduct attitude, Leonardo that middle age put on weight arrived at realm that one type nearly has had one's wish. 所以从行事作风来说,中年发胖的里昂那多已经到了一种近乎随心所欲的境界了。 When this habits and customs appear will have a fierce contrast conflict on the Elf beautiful youngster of young appearance. 而当这种生活习惯出现在年轻模样的精灵美少年身上的时候就会产生一种剧烈的反差冲突。 How should the Elf beautiful youngster in tentative plan live? Should be every action and every movement extremely has style? In any case Leonardo of young time is this. Pays great attention to the correct manners discipline measuring appliance very much, and also very much pays attention to the manner style of speaking in secret. However now? 设想中的精灵美少年应该如何生活？应该是一举一动都极有风范吧？反正年轻时候的里昂纳多是这样的。很注重仪容仪表,并且私下里也很注意举止谈吐。但是现在？ In any case Li Jie and Star Lord saw Leonardo time he is lying crooked in the airship sofa sleeps. A stub puts on shoes, a foot is red. Should be on the white shirt also moistens yellow that the unclear object is catching. That was he just said hungrily, then Tony looked for the package of fast food curry chickens to eat to catch to him from airship. 反正李杰和星爵看到里昂那多的时候他正斜躺在飞船的沙发里睡觉。一支脚穿着鞋,一只脚赤着。原本应该是白色的衬衣上还沾着不明物体染上的黄色。那是他刚刚说饿了,然后托尼从飞船上找了包速食咖喱鸡给他吃而染上的。 Faced is greeting oneself Li Jie and Star Lord, Tony has patted clapping: „Was good, my quest completed. I have made contribution in any case, appearance I can make to him. However the former full name idol I could not make.” 面对着来迎接自己的李杰和星爵,托尼拍了拍手:“好了,我的任务完成了。反正我已经尽力了,外貌我是能给他弄回来。但是从前的全名偶像我是弄不回来了。” „Present Leonardo crossed extremely in releasing for flight self-, is not 20 year ago that Jack. He just said that the oneself foot is itchy, then took off shoes to dig out the foot. Buckled the foot directly to fall asleep.” Tony referred to the Leonardo naked that foot saying: „I was in any case helpless. I used existence of Inhumans to use as an excuse to give to make him, he has not produced anything to suspect. Inhumans situation Captain Rogers explained in the internaionally broadcast in any case. Attilan also soon flew nearby Moon. Entire Earth's all people are looking at Inhuman are any appearances.” “现在的里昂纳多过得太过于放飞自我了,已经不是二十年前的那个杰克了。他刚刚说自己脚痒,然后就脱了鞋抠脚。扣完脚就直接睡着了。”托尼指了指里昂纳多赤裸的那只脚说着:“反正我已经无能为力了。我用了异人族的存在作为借口把他给弄了过来,他也没有产生什么怀疑。反正异人族的情况罗杰斯队长已经在全球直播里面说明了。阿提兰也快要飞到月球附近了。全地球的所有人都在看着异人是什么模样。” „, You really thought that finally this eats meal to eat on the oneself clothes, and also digs out the guy of foot to be charmed Nova Corps Denarian really?” Tony a little does not have the energy. “还有最后一点,你真的觉得这个吃饭能吃到自己衣服上,并且还抠脚的大汉真的能迷倒新星军团的十夫长吗？”托尼有点没底气。 Star Lord and Li Jie look at each other one, two people shook the head. Yes, they had forgotten the most important point, that is an appearance of person can change, but the disposition cannot change. 星爵和李杰对视一眼,两人摇了摇头。是啊,他们忘记了最重要的一点,那就是一个人的样貌可以改回去,但是性格是真的改不回去了。 „That did not have the matter of means.” The point of no return has to send, Li Jie can only brace oneself Leonardo awakens and makes Star Lord carry off to receive guests him. “那也是没有办法的事情了。”箭在弦上不得不发了,李杰只能硬着头皮把里昂纳多叫醒并且让星爵把他带走去见客。 „At least breaking of idol in disposition regarding fans possibly acceptable. After all prosperous times beautiful face, face/color price/value is just.” Li Jie this saying said thinks oneself a little empty. “至少偶像在性格上的破碎对于粉丝来说可能还是可以接受的。毕竟盛世美颜还在,颜值就是正义嘛。”李杰这话说的觉得自己都有点虚。 But Tony asked to Li Jie: „Almost can return to Earth first? Captain Rogers disclosed the Inhumans information. We need to start the preparation next step plan. Right, what kind of that your this plan is conducted?” 而托尼则对李杰问道:“差不多要先回地球了吧？罗杰斯队长已经把异人族的信息透露出来了。我们需要开始准备下一步的计划了。对了,你这计划进行的怎么样？” Li Jie smiled: „Nova Corps putrefication plan, all completely are grasping.” 李杰笑了笑:“新星军团腐化计划,一切尽在掌握。” Downloads this book newest txt E-book to click: 下载本书最新的txt电子书请点击: This clerk copyist machine reading: 本书手机阅读: Publishes the book review: 发表书评: In order to facilitate will read next time, you can click below " collection " minute book time( 13th chapter of all completely are grasping) read the record, next time will turn on the bookshelf then to see! Please( QQ, blog, slightly letter/believes and other ways) recommend this book to your friend, support thank you!! 为了方便下次阅读,你可以在点击下方的"收藏"记录本次（第十三章一切尽在掌握）阅读记录,下次打开书架即可看到！请向你的朋友（QQ、博客、微信等方式）推荐本书,谢谢您的支持！！
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