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#105: I and Thanos are very ripe

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beam non- first time felt that oneself is so near to Death, nearly can feel to them steam that Death braves. 梁非6凡第一次感觉自己离死亡这么近,近到他们都能感觉到死亡冒出来的水蒸气。 Nearby Li Jie sharpens the knife, and has prepared all kinds of seasonings: Scallion Jiang Suan, Chinese prickly ash, aniseed, anise, meat kou, clove, saffron crocus, hot pepper, butter 一旁的李杰磨刀霍霍,并且已经准备好了各式各样的调料:葱姜蒜,花椒,大料,茴香,肉蔻,丁香,藏红花,海椒,牛油 He has prepared a super big iron saucepan, inside has packed the hot water, and has boiled. Another pot prepares to fry the material 他已经准备好一个超级大的铁锅,里面装满了热水并且已经烧开。还有另一口锅准备炒料 „Will this pot a little be small?” Captain Rogers somewhat curious that big iron saucepan that looks at Li Jie manipulate. Looks that the large diameter has more than two meters probably. “这个锅会有点小吗？”罗杰斯队长有些好奇的看着李杰正在摆弄的那口大铁锅。看着非常的大直径大概有两米多。 It seems is not the average person home, should be certain collective armies or is company makes the super mess to use. However even if looks like this is also a little small, after all Quaesitosaurus is very big. 看上去就不是一般人家用的,应该是某些集体部队或者是公司做超级大锅饭用的。不过即便是这样看着也还是有点小,毕竟非凡龙可是很大的。 In fact this big iron saucepan is Li Jie takes carry back from Kamar-Taj there. And also let Lan and Wang|King has inscribed temporary formation method on the iron saucepan. 实际上这口大铁锅是李杰从卡玛泰基那里拿回来的。并且还让岚和王在铁锅上铭刻了一个临时的阵法。 „Relax, will not be small.” Li Jie referred to the temporary magic formation trace on iron saucepan saying: „Found? This is magic formation, has displayed the traceless extension incantation.” “放心吧,不会小的。”李杰指了指铁锅上的临时法阵纹路说道:“瞧见了吗？这是魔法阵,施展了无痕伸展咒。” „It seems this iron saucepan so is big, the thing that but in fact can have actually greatly is above your imagination. We can entire put red-roast not to have the issue this wyvern.” “看上去这口铁锅就有这么大,但是实际上可以装的东西却大大超乎你的想象。我们可以把这条飞龙整个放进去红烧都没问题。” In the crevice of Li Jie speech, Gate of Space was opened, the cooking oil of vat vat, as well as the seasoning, was thrown from Gate of Space another by Lan. 在李杰说话的空隙,空间之门被打开,大桶大桶的食用油,以及调味料,被岚从空间之门的另一头丢了过来。 The salt of any 50 kilograms attire, the monosodium glutamate of 25 kilograms attire. And gasoline can equally big soy sauce barrel. It seems must hold a banquet of very huge gathering place. 什么50公斤装的盐吧,25公斤装的味精。和汽油桶一样大的酱油桶。看上去就是要办一个非常庞大场子的宴会。 „Therefore I said that relax our suffices.” Li Jie said this saying time, has patted the Liang Feifan Dragon's Tail close to, frightens Liang Feifan unbearably. “所以我说了,放心吧我们这够的。”李杰说这话的时候,拍了拍梁非凡的龙尾巴,就把梁非凡吓得够呛。 „No, this is incorrect, you such do are inhumane!” The request that Liang Feifan shouts oneself hoarse has the treatment of human rights. “不,这是不对的,你们这么做太不人道了！”梁非凡声嘶力竭的要求拥有人权的待遇。 „You are the dragon, is not the person, do not stress the human rights.” Completely what Tony Stark did not care about Liang Feifan to say was anything. He said to Li Jie: „You said like this will scorch?” “你是龙,不是人,不要讲人权。”托尼-斯塔克完全不在意梁非凡说的是什么。他只是对李杰说道:“你这样说会烧焦吗？” „, I will not enable Doctor Doom to control the good heat. His Flame magic practices superbly, did this matter to be good. Have you looked at China Journey to the West? refining pill of laozi, wants to refine Golden Pill Sun Wukong, uses is three tastes is really hot, un magic Flame. Doctor Doom controlled the fire system magic levels and three tastes is really hot was similar.” “不会,我会让杜姆博士来掌握好火候的。他的火焰魔法练得出神入化,做这件事再好不过了。你看过中国的西游记吗？太上老君的炼丹,想把孙悟空炼成金丹,用的就是三味真火,嗯一种魔法火焰。杜姆博士操控火系魔法的水平和三味真火已经差不多了。” In the gap of Li Jie speech, he melted the butter, the fragrance of fat fills the air in the entire space. And does the pot to start to fry the hot pepper and Chinese prickly ash. 在李杰说话的间隙,他已经把牛油融化,油脂的香味弥漫在整个空间内。并且干锅开始炒海椒和花椒。 Then he also takes the blade to gesticulate in the Liang Feifan Dragon's Tail close to is looking where prepares to be quite good from under the blade. 接着他还拿刀在梁非凡的龙尾巴上比划着看着,准备从什么地方下刀比较好。 „Your this is incorrect, you could not finish eating my!” Facing Illuminati big shots one vowed solemnly that must the appearance that oneself eats, Liang Feifan was somewhat ignorant, he was now helpless, including 【You could not finish eating me】 This excuse used. “你们这样是不对的,你们吃不完我的！”面对光照会的大佬们一副信誓旦旦要把自己吃掉的样子,梁非凡有些懵了,他现在已经手足无措,连【你们吃不完我】这种借口都用出来了。 „Could not finish eating has not related, some Africa also hungry poor people, we can complete the later souse to get up your meat, then distributed the past. I guess that can save many people to get rid of the hunger.” Although Tony Stark is smiling, however his smiling face looks like actually incomparable sinister in Liang Feifan. “吃不完没关系,非洲还有许多饥饿的穷人呢,我们可以把你的肉做好以后腌制起来,然后分发过去。我猜能救不少人摆脱饥饿。”托尼-斯塔克虽然在笑,但是他的笑容在梁非凡看来却无比的阴险。 Professor Charles is not willing to see that probably this human calamity is the same, he makes Dr. Hank push the wheelchair to get out of the way, before getting out of the way again, said one: „Completed called me again.” 查尔斯教授好像是不愿意看到这出人间惨剧一样,他让汉克博士推着轮椅走开,再走开前只是说了一句:“做好了再叫我。” „Captain Rogers, you cannot like this, you be superhero, in the humankind history first superhero, you are symbolizing the US freedom, the democracy and peace, you look that your companion does this!” In order to ask self-preservation Liang Feifan fast was saying to Captain Rogers. “罗杰斯队长,你们不能这样,你是超级英雄,人类历史上第一个超级英雄,你象征着美国的自由,民主和和平,难道你看着你的同伴就这样做吗！”为求自保梁非凡飞快的对着罗杰斯队长说着。 He hopes that moves Captain Rogers by the oneself argument, preventing this soon from occurring the human calamity atrocity that. 他希望以自己的口舌来打动罗杰斯队长,阻止这一即将发生的人间惨剧暴行。 Captain Rogers shrugs the arm: „Sorry, regarding your encounters me to represent the US government to express 12 sympathies and pitying extremely, but from another perspective, you are the punishment is deserved.” 罗杰斯队长耸了耸肩膀:“很抱歉,对于你的遭遇我代表美国政府表达12万分的同情和怜悯,但是从另外一个角度上来说,你这是罪有应得。” „No! Damn, your this US double mark dog!” Liang Feifan even/including double mark dog scolded, seemed this probably is he glossary of learned in China. “不！该死,你这个美国的双标狗！”梁非凡连双标狗都骂出来了,看上去这大概是他在中国的时候学会的词汇。 „Right, I am double mark dog, the US government always am this, we only release to the useful person by the aid and help.” Captain Rogers this time has also torn down the mask, in may not have what tender feeling with the negotiations of extraterrestrial. “没错,我就是个双标狗,美国政府向来是这样,我们只对有用的人释以援手和帮助。”罗杰斯队长这次也算是撕下了面具,在和外星人的谈判中可没有什么温情可言。 „You , to live, must display your ability, otherwise you prepare to turn into one pile of dragon canned meat anything. I guess that your preserving should be good, this is you to all penalties that Earth makes.” “你要想活下来,就要展现你的能力,否则的话你就准备变成一堆龙肉罐头什么的。我猜你做成罐头应该还是挺不错的,这是你对地球所做的一切的惩罚。” Li Jie sauting, has stir-fried before stewing the fragrance the material. Various materials that the butter fries have sent out the intermittent attractive fragrance, inexplicable Liang Feifan is very familiar this flavor, because he eats in China has been similar this flavor much the dipping material. 李杰已经把锅烧了,把料煸香。牛油炒的各种料已经散发出阵阵的诱人的香味,莫名的梁非凡很熟悉这种味道,因为在中国他吃过不少类似这种味道的蘸料。 Does not need to taste the flavor, he suspects from oneself cuts the next slice of meat to moisten this to dip the material is very delicious directly. Although is very inopportune, although the situation is very dangerous, but Liang Feifan was hearing at this time the fragrance flowed the saliva unexpectedly. 不需要品尝味道,他怀疑从自己身上切下一片肉来直接沾这个蘸料就会挺好吃的。虽然很不合时宜,虽然处境很危险,但是这个时候梁非凡闻着香味居然流了口水。 „Thinks that Liang Feifan, are you useful? If no, then prepares to greet the good final sanction.” Li Jie grasped a steel kitchen knife to issue the final warning. “想一想吧,梁非凡,你到底还有什么用处？如果没有的话,那么就准备迎接好最后的制裁吧.”李杰手握着一把钢铁菜刀发出了最后的警告。 „Wait, do not hang my scale, do not slice meat. Wait, I think.” Liang Feifan is exhausting the strength of whole body to make final struggling. “等等,不要挂我的鳞片,不要切肉。等等,我想想。”梁非凡在用尽全身的力气做最后的挣扎。 „I can provide the science and technology of all giant dragon clans for you, here has the backup of giant dragon chart science and technology. The learning from others can attack the jade, not? Does not need to reject completely!” “我可以为你们提供所有巨龙族的科技,我这里有巨龙图科技的备份的。他山之石可以攻玉,不是吗？不用全部都拒绝呀！” „Actually bureau dragon bead also has the ally, weren't you and Nova Corps form an alliance? The giant dragon clan also knew actually many other civilization, I can help you recommend, is Earth civilization increases some allies is not.” “其实局龙珠也是有盟友的,你们不是和新星军团结盟了吗？巨龙族其实也认识不少其他的文明的,我可以帮你们引荐,为地球文明增加些盟友不是很好吗。” „Actually I also knew that many other feel discontented civilization to Skrulls, because Skrull they are Andromeda Galaxy old boss, is governing big Andromeda Galaxy most places. Like Nova Corps the status in Milky Way Galaxy. However they do not have Nova Corps such temperateness, they cruel. Therefore Andromeda Galaxy many people are discontented with them now.” “其实我还认识很多其他对斯库鲁人感觉不满的文明,因为斯库鲁他们是仙女星系的老大,掌管着大仙女星系大多数的地方。就像新星军团在银河系内的地位一样。但是他们却没有新星军团那样的温和,他们更加的残暴。所以仙女星系现在有很多人不满他们。” „If necessary, I can help you connect their other interstellar civilization.” “如果有必要的话,我可以帮你们串联他们那些其他的星际文明。” Liang Feifan was all wants to say the thing that oneself can think of: „I can also help you make the complaint, complains these atrocities that Siku person said that gains the sympathy in interstellar alliance.” 梁非凡算是把自己能想到的东西全都想说出来了:“我还可以帮你们去做控诉,控诉斯库人说的这些暴行,博取星际联盟内的同情。” Liang Feifan is facing near at hand Death and butter hot pot. He all displayed the lifetime intelligence and ability. 梁非凡面对着近在咫尺的死亡与牛油火锅。他把一生的聪明才智全都发挥出来了。 „Simultaneously I also know the contact method of Skrulls' mortal enemy Kree person. The back of Kree person is Extinguishing Tyrant, is that World-extinguishing Overlord Thanos. If necessary, I can also help you contact with him!” “同时我也知道斯库鲁人的死敌克里人的联系方式。克里人的背后是灭霸,就是那个灭世霸王萨诺斯。如果有必要的话,我也可以帮你们联系他！” „Chitauris is his running dog, this time attacks Earth, although is the matter that Chitauris does, but I believe that Extinguishing Tyrant affirmed certainly does not know the circumstances of the matter. Presents is talented, I believe that Extinguishing Tyrant will appreciate talent very much. I and Extinguishing Tyrant Thanos is actually very ripe. I can help everybody recommend.” “齐塔瑞人是他的走狗,这次进攻地球虽然是齐塔瑞人做的事,但是我相信灭霸肯定一定不知情。在座各位才华横溢,我相信灭霸会很欣赏各位才华的。我和灭霸萨诺斯其实很熟的。我可以帮各位引荐啊。” Liang Feifan was the mouth does not select to say now, was very ripe including him and Extinguishing Tyrant Thanos coming out that this words said. 梁非凡现在算是口不择言了,连他和灭霸萨诺斯很熟这种话都说的出来。 When Liang Feifan mentioned Conqueror Thanos, Li Jie has put the knife finally, his eye narrowed a line saying: „You and are Extinguishing Tyrant very ripe?” 而当梁非凡提到灭巴萨诺斯的时候,李杰总算是把刀子放了下来,他眼睛眯成一条线说道:“你和灭霸很熟？” „Yes, is very ripe.” The Liang Feifan nod such as mashes up garlic. “是啊,真的很熟。”梁非凡点头如捣蒜。
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