„Iwent, bahbahbah......”
“我了个去,呸呸呸……”Is thinkingjustalsokissed this razor blade, Xiaolinfeltin the stomach a surges.
一想着自己刚刚还亲吻了一下这个剃须刀,小林就感到胃里一阵翻腾。„Yourgoodthis, very is not exciting.”Su Baitakes a bearbaby, the bearbabywas dugtwoeyes, pared a nose, thisgirl'svicious tendenciesreallyquiteheavy, does not know that isbecauseinbornsoreallybecause the function of Yin Veinturned intothis.
“你不就好这一口么,挺刺激的。”苏白把一个熊娃娃拿起来,熊娃娃被挖去了两只眼睛,削去了一只鼻子,这女孩儿的戾气真的好重,也不知道是不是因为天生如此还是真的因为阴脉的作用变成了这样。„Iam not the abnormalman, not good that to go outto repair a vehicleInot to kissthatplace, before was youngwas innocent, cultivating a public transportationwas quite excited, unexpectedlymademouthleucorrhea.”Xiaolinfeelsownforehead, a faceregrets past mistakes.
“我又不是变态佬,又不好那一口,出去修车我也不会去吻那个地方的,以前年轻时不懂事,修了个公交车好激动,居然弄了一嘴白带。”小林摸着自己的额头,一脸悔不当初。„Grumble, looks for the thing, youdid not say that will haveto be similarto the magical itemthingbecomes effectivehere, whyotherwisetheseghosts must leave behind the nailfromhereprocess, possiblyreallydid not explain that arrives at this roaming.”
“别磨叽了,找东西吧,你不是说会有类似于法器的东西在这里生效么,不然那些鬼为什么从这里经过还要留下指甲,不可能是真的说明一下到此一游吧。”„Thisis not looking, trueonwheremagical item of qualitycanno oneactuatelends that bigaura, otherwisebyprofound studiesperson of passing by the roadtaking away.”
“这不正找着么,真正上的了品质的法器哪会没人驱动的时候就散发出那么大的气息,否则早就被过路的玄学人士给收走了。”„Right, Iwantto ask your question.”Su Baistood up, lookstoXiaolin, „according toyourview, the seat of thishousewas so unusual, can the ordinaryprofound studiespersonlook?”
“对了,我想问你一个问题。”苏白站起身,看向了小林,“按照你的说法,这个宅子的座位这么奇特,普通的玄学人士能看出来么?”„Difficultyis not big, so long asis notthattypeby the godstick that flickeringto live hand to mouthto eat, basicallycanlook.”
“难度不大啊,只要不是那种靠忽悠混饭吃的神棍,基本都能看出来。”Su Bainods, hints itselfto know.苏白点点头,示意自己知道了。„Thisroomhad nothingattractively, tradedone.”
“这个房间没什么好看了,换一个吧。”Then, Su Baiwent out ofgirl'sbedroom, went tonext doorone, thisshouldbeMr. and Mrs.Fang Wenhaibedroom.
说完,苏白就走出了女孩儿的卧室,去了隔壁一间,这应该是方文海夫妇的卧室。Su Baistandstherehas a lookcasually, Xiaolinis various veryspecializedslitsdoes not let off.苏白是站在那里随便看看,小林则是很专业的各种缝隙不放过。„Beforehad also been the thief?”Su Baiasked.
“以前还做过贼?”苏白问道。„Hehe, was lookedbyyou, worksandis disinclinedwork, cannot endure hardship, can only do the matter that thesedo things stealthilyto live hand to mouthto eat, thiscalled the professionalismto understand, youhad a look atyouto standthereappearance, wherepoint imageprivateDetective, does not know that alsothinksyouwere broughtSir who preparedto purchase homes, well, had the discovery.”
“嘿嘿,被你看出来了,打工又懒得去打工,吃不了苦,只能做这些偷鸡摸狗的事儿混口饭吃了,这叫专业素养懂么,你看看你站那里的样子,哪里有一点像一个私家侦探,不知道还以为你是被带来准备买房子的大爷呢,咦,有发现。”XiaolinjustopenedMr. and Mrs.Fang Wenhaiat this time the closet in Bedroom, liftsabovewere coveringseveralclothesin the left bottomposition of closet, „, reallyhas the discovery.”小林这时候刚刚打开了方文海夫妇卧室的衣柜,在衣柜的左下角位置掀开了上面盖着的几件衣服,“啧啧啧,果然有发现啊。”Su Baiwalks, received the thingfromXiaolin, is an expressbox, in the boxhas the methodwith the lubricating oiland so on thing.苏白走过去,从小林手里接过了东西,是一个快递盒子,盒子里有套套跟润滑油之类的用品。Thesethingsappearinanynormalstructurefamily are also very normal.
这些东西出现在任何一个正常结构家庭里也都很正常。„Hidesdeeply, the meaning, the children were so a little big, feared that the childrendo flipto seerandomly?”Xiaolinspits the mortise.
“藏得这么深,有点意思,儿女都这么大了,难道还怕儿女乱翻翻出来看见么?”小林吐槽道。„It is not right, the issuehere, youhave a look at the label that onthisexpressboxpastes.”Su Baireferred to the bottom of box, therehas an expressformto paste there, it is estimated that after the usernetboughtthesethings, continuedto deposit the thinginthisexpressboxdirectly, „datewasfourdays ago, according to the consumptionnumber of thisbox of method, has used upabout8.”
“不对,问题在这里,你看看这个快递盒子上贴的标签。”苏白指了指盒子的底部,那里有一个快递单子贴在那里,估计使用者网购了这些东西后,直接把东西都继续存放在这个快递盒子里了,“日期是四天前到的,按照这一盒套套的消耗数目来看,已经用掉了将近八个了。”„What is this? Do otherslive the harmony......?”Xiaolinunderstandsfinallymeaning of Su Bai, „is not right, the person who Fang Wenhaidoes not go homeevidentlyfrequently, rememberedgood of wife who shared husband's povertyfor these dayssuddenly, thereforetangled up was so daily longday and night? Fourdays8wraps, are not the tonight'swords, wasthreedays8wrapped, oneevening'sthreetimes, Fuck,Old Fangreached middle-agesuchdragonJinghu is not fierce, did not seem like the substance abuse, generally the twodays of metropolis/canspirits after substance abusewere exhausted, thatgadgetbecameis exhausted, thoughthardlyhard.”
“这算是什么?人家生活和谐嘛……咦?”小林终于明白苏白的意思了,“不对啊,方文海看样子是不经常回家的主儿,难道说这几天忽然想起了糟糠之妻的好,所以天天日夜缠绵了这么久?四天八个套,不算今晚的话,就是三天八个套了,一个晚上三次,艹,老方人到中年了没这么龙精虎猛吧,也不像是嗑药了啊,一般嗑药后的两天都会精神疲惫,那玩意儿就变得软塌塌的,想硬都硬不起来。”„Youexperienceare richenough.”
“你经验够丰富的。”„When is youngto rubwere many, a littlekidneyempty, occasionallyalsowithselectingthisgadget, wherelooks like you eldest son, from infancy to maturity the womenwill not be short. Youlooked, the lubricating oilandotherthingsalsousedto be many, seemed liketruly very intenseappearance. As the saying goes, youngdoes not knowfineprecious, in old agebursts into tearstoBspatially, howalsodoes not understandOld Fangto maintain.”Xiaolinis sayingwhilelooks atSu Bai, then the eyebrowselectsslightly, „actually, Ifavor the user of thisthingshouldnot beOld Fang, becauseOld Fangestimated that does not havethisabilitynot to havethis time, hadpossibilityOld Fangto be been greenvery much.”
“年轻时撸多了,有点肾虚,偶尔也用点这玩意儿,哪像你啊大少爷,从小到大女人都不会少吧。你看,润滑油和其他东西也用了不少了,看起来确实很激烈的样子。俗话说,年少不知精珍贵,老来对b空流泪,也不懂老方是怎么保养的。”小林一边说着一边看着苏白,然后眉毛微微挑起来,“其实,我更倾向于这个东西的使用者应该不是老方,因为老方估计没这个能力也没这个时间,很有可能老方是被绿了。”„The Old Fangwifedoes not live aloneathome, in the family/homealso a daughterson, wantsto ask a cohabitantto come backfromoutsideto estimate that the difficultyis very big, moreoverthisthingputsin the family/home, obviouslytheyhave not gone out the hotel, doesat home, in the meantime, ifthisis the Old Fangdaughter'sthing, does not needto hideinownparents'bedroomsintentionally.”Su BaigaveXiaolin the expressbox, „firstputsaccording to the originalappearance, wego totheirsonroomsto have a look.”
“老方的妻子不是独居在家,家里还有一个女儿一个儿子,想要从外面找一个姘头回来估计难度很大,而且这东西就放家里,显然他们没有出去开宾馆,就是在家里做的,同时,如果这是老方女儿的东西,也没必要故意藏在自己父母的卧室里。”苏白把快递盒子递给了小林,“按原来的样子先放回去,我们去他们儿子房间看看。”On the face of Xiaolinrevealedwiped the smile of seniordriver, „youwithmethinkunexpectedlywenttogether, realhis motherwas exciting, if that was true, had the opportunityto repeatin the plot that ontheseloveaction moviesread before present.”小林的脸上露出了一抹老司机的笑容,“你居然和我想到一块去了,真他妈刺激啊,如果真是这样子的话,以前在那些爱情动作片上看的剧情有机会在眼前重演了。”Su Baihas not responded there inexplicableexcitingXiaolin, firstgoes out, arrives at the corner, opened the Old Fangson'sbedroomdoor, Xiaolinlateralsowith.苏白没搭理在那里莫名兴奋的小林,先出去,走到拐角处,推开了老方儿子的卧室门,小林随后也跟了进来。
The bedroomarrangement of Old Fangsonis very simple, a bed, a desk, on the deskhas a notebookalsodesktop, otherbasicno, looksis the appearance of typicalstudentboybedroom.老方儿子的卧室陈设很简单,一张床,一张书桌,书桌上有一台笔记本还有一个台式机,其余的基本没什么了,一看就是典型的学生男孩卧室的样子。Xiaolinlookedto flipeverywhere, is shruggedtoSu Bai, „nothingcan the hidden thingplace.”小林到处看了看翻了翻,然后对着苏白摊了摊手,“没什么可以藏东西的地方啊。”Su Baireferred to the computer on table.苏白指了指桌上的电脑。Xiaolinis suddenly enlighted, immediatelyin the paststarting, notebookdirectlystarting, Xiaolinglanced over, „Fuck,thisnotebooksimplyratio******alsoclean, a gamedoes not have.”小林恍然大悟,马上过去开机,笔记本直接开机了,小林浏览了一下,“艹,这笔记本简直比******还干净,连个游戏都没有。”Afterward, Xiaolinturned on the desktop, presentedoneto register the password.
随后,小林又打开了台式机,出现了一个登录密码。„Thispassworddecodes is actually very simple, youwait a while.”Xiaolinstartsto decrypt, „little guy, thissimplepasswordalsoon a columngentleman, the brotherIalsoplayed the gameexternalto make moneyinitially.”
“这密码破解其实很简单,你等一会儿啊。”小林开始破密码,“小样,这种简单的密码也就栏一下君子而已,老哥我当初可是也做过游戏外挂赚钱的。”Su Baisatin the bedside, looks that Xiaolinis busy at work there, „you are really the versatileversatile person.”苏白在床边坐了下来,看着小林在那里忙活,“你真是全能全才。”„Has approved, had approved, ok, handles.”On the desktopscreenappeared the startingcontact surface, „this was also very clean, Ifirstlook for the hiddenfolder, oh, was so simple, found, oh, Old Bai, Old Bai, quick, the practicalclass/flowmovementbigpiece, Old Fangwas givenbyownsonunexpectedlygreen.”
“过赞了,过赞了,ok,搞定。”台式机屏幕上显现出了开机界面,“这也很干净,我先找找隐藏文件夹,哎哟,这么简单,找到了,哇塞,老白,老白,快来看,写实流的动作大片,老方居然被自己儿子给绿了。”............
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When has the dinner, Xiaolinobviouslyisseizes greedilyto be the same, eatsvery much not politely, the Old Fangwife'scraftsmanship, at the session, Old Fang will also truly come the matterto enlivenatmospherevery muchon own initiative.
吃晚饭时,小林明显是饿虎扑食一样,吃得很不客气,老方妻子的手艺确实还可以,席间,老方也很会来事地主动活跃了一下气氛。
The Old Fangson and daughterfirstfinished eating the foodto the table, later, the Old Fangwifestartsto tidy up the dining table, Old FangandSu BaiXiaolinsitson the sofais smokingto speaktogether.老方的儿子和女儿先吃完了饭离桌了,随后,老方的妻子开始收拾起饭桌,老方和苏白小林就坐在沙发上一起抽着烟说着话。„Two did, whathaveto discover?”Old Fangregards as importanttothisobviouslyvery much, inanyfamiliespresentedso manynailsto estimate that suddenlybewilderedlywill unable to bear, thatbewilderedfrightenedfeeling, made one sleep on pins and needlessufficiently.
“两位,有什么发现了么?”老方显然对这个很是看重,任何一个人家里忽然莫名其妙地出现了这么多指甲估计也会受不了的,那种莫名其妙的惊悚感,足以让人寝食难安。„A buildinghas inspected, nodiscovery, wego totwobuildingsto have a looka whiletogether, shouldremoveis the possibility of family memberpractical joke, likely isotherfactors.”Su Baisays.
“一楼检查过了,没什么发现,等会儿我们一起去二楼看看,应该排除了是家里人恶作剧的可能,很可能是其他因素。”苏白开口说道。„Thismeaning, can somepeopleput in ordermeintentionally?”Old Fangis somewhat stunned, „Ihave not offended anyone.”
“这意思,是有人故意要整我?”老方有些愕然,“我也没得罪过什么人啊。”XiaolinseesSu BaiandOld Fangis chatting, oneselfhit, firstleft the living room, preparesto go to the bathroomto putto soak the urine, entered the bathroom, firstwashes the face, Xiaolinopenedinsidecompartmenteddoor, actuallydiscovered that the Old Fangdaughteris sittingin the toilet.小林见苏白和老方在聊,自己就打了个哈哈,先离开了客厅,准备去卫生间放泡尿,进了卫生间,先洗了把脸,小林推开了里面的隔间门,却发现老方的女儿正坐在马桶上。„Sorry, sorry.”
“对不起对不起,对不起对不起。”Xiaolinguarded a doordrawingimmediately, thatbubblesensation to urinategaveto suppressunexpectedly.小林马上把门给拉回去了,那泡尿意居然给憋回去了。
The Old Fangdaughter seemed to be also frightened, has not made noise, it is estimated thatis the facial skinis quite thin.老方女儿似乎也被吓到了,也没出声,估计是脸皮比较薄吧。„motherfucker, is really back.”
“妈的,真是点背儿。”Xiaolinwalksfrom the restroom, seesin Room Old Fangto have the personexactly, is sidewaysto look at the past, is the Old Fangwifeis changing the clothes there, clothes that doing the houseworkwearstaking off/escaping, thenchangedclothes of home.小林从厕所那边走出来,恰好看见老方里有人,侧过身看过去,是老方的妻子正在那里换衣服,把做家务穿的衣服给脱了,然后换上了一件更居家的衣服。„, It seems like the statureis learned, thishas the flavorstature, no wondercanownsononenticing.”At this time, the Old Fangwifealsochanged the clothesquickly, sawattractivelyno, Xiaolinthenleftnot making a sound.
“啧啧,看起来身材还是有料的嘛,这有味道的身材,怪不得能把自己儿子给勾引上。”这时候,老方妻子也快换好衣服了,见没什么好看的了,小林这才不声不响地离开。
The Old Fangsontakes a bookhappen to walk, fromXiaolinafterlooked that does not look atXiaolinone, moved towardownbedroomdirectly.老方的儿子拿着一本书正好走过来,从小林身边经过时看都不看小林一眼,直接走向自己的卧室去了。„motherfucker, the youngbratdoes not have the politeness.”Xiaolinwas criticizingoneat heart, „theseghostmatteraverage peoplecanhelpyouprocess, has't canaskyourgrandfatherI?”
“妈的,小兔崽子这么没礼貌。”小林在心里暗骂了一句,“这些鬼事儿一般人能帮你们处理么,还不是得求你爷爷我?”
The sensation to urinatedid not have, Xiaolinwas also disinclinedto continueto shakerandomly, nowto himmost importantwasmagical item that possiblyhadhad not found, thiswasmakes an unexpected wealthin the storyworld the opportunity, the daygavedoes not take to receiveitsfault, cannotmiss.
尿意没了,小林也就懒得继续乱晃悠了,现在对于他来说最要紧的就是那个可能存在的法器还没找到,这可是在故事世界里发一笔横财的机会啊,天予不取必受其咎啊,可不能错过。
When arrives at the living roomquickly, Xiaolinhears the sound of television, shouldwatch a sketchkind of program, JiaLingsoundrecognitionisveryhigh.
快走到客厅时,小林听见电视机的声音,应该是在看小品一类的节目,贾玲的声音辨识度还是很高的。„Xiaojuan, withoutseeing the fatheris talkingwith the uncle, opens the televisionsoundquicklyslightly, you are so how innocent.”
“小娟,没看见爸爸正在和叔叔谈话么,快把电视声音开小一点,你怎么就这么不懂事呢。”„What's wrong, Ihave mother to livenot to have the fatherto teach.” The Old Fangdaughterstubbornmouthsaid.
“怎么啦,我就是有娘生没爹教。”老方女儿犟嘴道。„You......”
“你……”„Ok, Old Fang, should not be angry, wefirstgo to the buildingto have a lookagain.”
“好了,老方,不要生气了,我们先去楼上再看看吧。”„Good, Mr. Suyoumaynot be offended, infamily/homechildrenbytheirmothersspoiling.”
“好,苏先生你可千万别见怪,家里儿女都被他们妈给宠坏了。”Xiaolinhappen toturned back the living roomat this time, seesOld FangandSu Baiis setting outto leave the sofato walktohere,小林这时候正好走回客厅,看见老方和苏白正起身离开沙发向这里走来,Afterward, Xiaolinsees the Old Fangdaughterto siton the sofacontinuesto watch the televisionadamantly, the soundopensverygreatly, the separationgate of kitchenandliving roomis the glasstransparent, cansee the Old Fangwifeto be there the apronis washing the dishes, the Old Fangsonis sittingin the balconylooks at the smallstorytelling.
随后,小林看见老方的女儿正坐在沙发上继续我行我素地看电视,声音还是开得很大,厨房和客厅的隔门是玻璃的透明的,可以看见老方的妻子正在那里系着围裙洗着碗筷,老方的儿子还是坐在阳台上看着小说书。Suddenly,
猛然间,
An icy coldchill in the airraids,
一股冰凉的寒意袭来,
The mouth of Xiaolinopened, the right handstartsto suppressshiversfreely.( To be continued.)小林的嘴张了张,右手开始抑制不住地颤抖。(未完待续。)
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