„I went, bah bah bah......” “我了个去,呸呸呸……” Is thinking just also kissed this razor blade, Xiaolin felt in the stomach a surges. 一想着自己刚刚还亲吻了一下这个剃须刀,小林就感到胃里一阵翻腾。 „Your good this, very is not exciting.” Su Bai takes a bear baby, the bear baby was dug two eyes, pared a nose, this girl's vicious tendencies really quite heavy, does not know that is because inborn so really because the function of Yin Vein turned into this. “你不就好这一口么,挺刺激的。”苏白把一个熊娃娃拿起来,熊娃娃被挖去了两只眼睛,削去了一只鼻子,这女孩儿的戾气真的好重,也不知道是不是因为天生如此还是真的因为阴脉的作用变成了这样。 „I am not the abnormal man, not good that to go out to repair a vehicle I not to kiss that place, before was young was innocent, cultivating a public transportation was quite excited, unexpectedly made mouth leucorrhea.” Xiaolin feels own forehead, a face regrets past mistakes. “我又不是变态佬,又不好那一口,出去修车我也不会去吻那个地方的,以前年轻时不懂事,修了个公交车好激动,居然弄了一嘴白带。”小林摸着自己的额头,一脸悔不当初。 „Grumble, looks for the thing, you did not say that will have to be similar to the magical item thing becomes effective here, why otherwise these ghosts must leave behind the nail from here process, possibly really did not explain that arrives at this roaming.” “别磨叽了,找东西吧,你不是说会有类似于法器的东西在这里生效么,不然那些鬼为什么从这里经过还要留下指甲,不可能是真的说明一下到此一游吧。” „This is not looking, true on where magical item of quality can no one actuate lends that big aura, otherwise by profound studies person of passing by the road taking away.” “这不正找着么,真正上的了品质的法器哪会没人驱动的时候就散发出那么大的气息,否则早就被过路的玄学人士给收走了。” „Right, I want to ask your question.” Su Bai stood up, looks to Xiaolin, „according to your view, the seat of this house was so unusual, can the ordinary profound studies person look?” “对了,我想问你一个问题。”苏白站起身,看向了小林,“按照你的说法,这个宅子的座位这么奇特,普通的玄学人士能看出来么？” „Difficulty is not big, so long as is not that type by the god stick that flickering to live hand to mouth to eat, basically can look.” “难度不大啊,只要不是那种靠忽悠混饭吃的神棍,基本都能看出来。” Su Bai nods, hints itself to know. 苏白点点头,示意自己知道了。 „This room had nothing attractively, traded one.” “这个房间没什么好看了,换一个吧。” Then, Su Bai went out of girl's bedroom, went to next door one, this should be Mr. and Mrs. Fang Wenhai bedroom. 说完,苏白就走出了女孩儿的卧室,去了隔壁一间,这应该是方文海夫妇的卧室。 Su Bai stands there has a look casually, Xiaolin is various very specialized slits does not let off. 苏白是站在那里随便看看,小林则是很专业的各种缝隙不放过。 „Before had also been the thief?” Su Bai asked. “以前还做过贼？”苏白问道。 „Hehe, was looked by you, works and is disinclined work, cannot endure hardship, can only do the matter that these do things stealthily to live hand to mouth to eat, this called the professionalism to understand, you had a look at you to stand there appearance, where point image private Detective, does not know that also thinks you were brought Sir who prepared to purchase homes, well, had the discovery.” “嘿嘿,被你看出来了,打工又懒得去打工,吃不了苦,只能做这些偷鸡摸狗的事儿混口饭吃了,这叫专业素养懂么,你看看你站那里的样子,哪里有一点像一个私家侦探,不知道还以为你是被带来准备买房子的大爷呢,咦,有发现。” Xiaolin just opened Mr. and Mrs. Fang Wenhai at this time the closet in Bedroom, lifts above were covering several clothes in the left bottom position of closet, „, really has the discovery.” 小林这时候刚刚打开了方文海夫妇卧室的衣柜,在衣柜的左下角位置掀开了上面盖着的几件衣服,“啧啧啧,果然有发现啊。” Su Bai walks, received the thing from Xiaolin, is an express box, in the box has the method with the lubricating oil and so on thing. 苏白走过去,从小林手里接过了东西,是一个快递盒子,盒子里有套套跟润滑油之类的用品。 These things appear in any normal structure family are also very normal. 这些东西出现在任何一个正常结构家庭里也都很正常。 „Hides deeply, the meaning, the children were so a little big, feared that the children do flip to see randomly?” Xiaolin spits the mortise. “藏得这么深,有点意思,儿女都这么大了,难道还怕儿女乱翻翻出来看见么？”小林吐槽道。 „It is not right, the issue here, you have a look at the label that on this express box pastes.” Su Bai referred to the bottom of box, there has an express form to paste there, it is estimated that after the user net bought these things, continued to deposit the thing in this express box directly, „date was four days ago, according to the consumption number of this box of method, has used up about 8.” “不对,问题在这里,你看看这个快递盒子上贴的标签。”苏白指了指盒子的底部,那里有一个快递单子贴在那里,估计使用者网购了这些东西后,直接把东西都继续存放在这个快递盒子里了,“日期是四天前到的,按照这一盒套套的消耗数目来看,已经用掉了将近八个了。” „What is this? Do others live the harmony......?” Xiaolin understands finally meaning of Su Bai, „is not right, the person who Fang Wenhai does not go home evidently frequently, remembered good of wife who shared husband's poverty for these days suddenly, therefore tangled up was so daily long day and night? Four days 8 wraps, are not the tonight's words, was three days 8 wrapped, one evening's three times, Fuck, Old Fang reached middle-age such dragon Jinghu is not fierce, did not seem like the substance abuse, generally the two days of metropolis/can spirits after substance abuse were exhausted, that gadget became is exhausted, thought hardly hard.” “这算是什么？人家生活和谐嘛……咦？”小林终于明白苏白的意思了,“不对啊,方文海看样子是不经常回家的主儿,难道说这几天忽然想起了糟糠之妻的好,所以天天日夜缠绵了这么久？四天八个套,不算今晚的话,就是三天八个套了,一个晚上三次,艹，老方人到中年了没这么龙精虎猛吧,也不像是嗑药了啊,一般嗑药后的两天都会精神疲惫,那玩意儿就变得软塌塌的,想硬都硬不起来。” „You experience are rich enough.” “你经验够丰富的。” „When is young to rub were many, a little kidney empty, occasionally also with selecting this gadget, where looks like you eldest son, from infancy to maturity the women will not be short. You looked, the lubricating oil and other things also used to be many, seemed like truly very intense appearance. As the saying goes, young does not know fine precious, in old age bursts into tears to B spatially, how also does not understand Old Fang to maintain.” Xiaolin is saying while looks at Su Bai, then the eyebrow selects slightly, „actually, I favor the user of this thing should not be Old Fang, because Old Fang estimated that does not have this ability not to have this time, had possibility Old Fang to be been green very much.” “年轻时撸多了,有点肾虚,偶尔也用点这玩意儿,哪像你啊大少爷,从小到大女人都不会少吧。你看,润滑油和其他东西也用了不少了,看起来确实很激烈的样子。俗话说,年少不知精珍贵,老来对b空流泪,也不懂老方是怎么保养的。”小林一边说着一边看着苏白,然后眉毛微微挑起来,“其实,我更倾向于这个东西的使用者应该不是老方,因为老方估计没这个能力也没这个时间,很有可能老方是被绿了。” „The Old Fang wife does not live alone at home, in the family/home also a daughter son, wants to ask a cohabitant to come back from outside to estimate that the difficulty is very big, moreover this thing puts in the family/home, obviously they have not gone out the hotel, does at home, in the meantime, if this is the Old Fang daughter's thing, does not need to hide in own parents' bedrooms intentionally.” Su Bai gave Xiaolin the express box, „first puts according to the original appearance, we go to their son rooms to have a look.” “老方的妻子不是独居在家,家里还有一个女儿一个儿子,想要从外面找一个姘头回来估计难度很大,而且这东西就放家里,显然他们没有出去开宾馆,就是在家里做的,同时,如果这是老方女儿的东西,也没必要故意藏在自己父母的卧室里。”苏白把快递盒子递给了小林,“按原来的样子先放回去,我们去他们儿子房间看看。” On the face of Xiaolin revealed wiped the smile of senior driver, „you with me think unexpectedly went together, real his mother was exciting, if that was true, had the opportunity to repeat in the plot that on these love action movies read before present.” 小林的脸上露出了一抹老司机的笑容,“你居然和我想到一块去了,真他妈刺激啊,如果真是这样子的话,以前在那些爱情动作片上看的剧情有机会在眼前重演了。” Su Bai has not responded there inexplicable exciting Xiaolin, first goes out, arrives at the corner, opened the Old Fang son's bedroom door, Xiaolin later also with. 苏白没搭理在那里莫名兴奋的小林,先出去,走到拐角处,推开了老方儿子的卧室门,小林随后也跟了进来。 The bedroom arrangement of Old Fang son is very simple, a bed, a desk, on the desk has a notebook also desktop, other basic no, looks is the appearance of typical student boy bedroom. 老方儿子的卧室陈设很简单,一张床,一张书桌,书桌上有一台笔记本还有一个台式机,其余的基本没什么了,一看就是典型的学生男孩卧室的样子。 Xiaolin looked to flip everywhere, is shrugged to Su Bai, „nothing can the hidden thing place.” 小林到处看了看翻了翻,然后对着苏白摊了摊手,“没什么可以藏东西的地方啊。” Su Bai referred to the computer on table. 苏白指了指桌上的电脑。 Xiaolin is suddenly enlighted, immediately in the past starting, notebook directly starting, Xiaolin glanced over, „Fuck, this notebook simply ratio ****** also clean, a game does not have.” 小林恍然大悟,马上过去开机,笔记本直接开机了,小林浏览了一下,“艹，这笔记本简直比******还干净,连个游戏都没有。” Afterward, Xiaolin turned on the desktop, presented one to register the password. 随后,小林又打开了台式机,出现了一个登录密码。 „This password decodes is actually very simple, you wait a while.” Xiaolin starts to decrypt, „little guy, this simple password also on a column gentleman, the brother I also played the game external to make money initially.” “这密码破解其实很简单,你等一会儿啊。”小林开始破密码,“小样,这种简单的密码也就栏一下君子而已,老哥我当初可是也做过游戏外挂赚钱的。” Su Bai sat in the bedside, looks that Xiaolin is busy at work there, „you are really the versatile versatile person.” 苏白在床边坐了下来,看着小林在那里忙活,“你真是全能全才。” „Has approved, had approved, ok, handles.” On the desktop screen appeared the starting contact surface, „this was also very clean, I first look for the hidden folder, oh, was so simple, found, oh, Old Bai, Old Bai, quick, the practical class/flow movement big piece, Old Fang was given by own son unexpectedly green.” “过赞了,过赞了,ok,搞定。”台式机屏幕上显现出了开机界面,“这也很干净,我先找找隐藏文件夹,哎哟,这么简单,找到了,哇塞,老白,老白,快来看,写实流的动作大片,老方居然被自己儿子给绿了。” ............ ………… When has the dinner, Xiaolin obviously is seizes greedily to be the same, eats very much not politely, the Old Fang wife's craftsmanship, at the session, Old Fang will also truly come the matter to enliven atmosphere very much on own initiative. 吃晚饭时,小林明显是饿虎扑食一样,吃得很不客气,老方妻子的手艺确实还可以,席间,老方也很会来事地主动活跃了一下气氛。 The Old Fang son and daughter first finished eating the food to the table, later, the Old Fang wife starts to tidy up the dining table, Old Fang and Su Bai Xiaolin sits on the sofa is smoking to speak together. 老方的儿子和女儿先吃完了饭离桌了,随后,老方的妻子开始收拾起饭桌,老方和苏白小林就坐在沙发上一起抽着烟说着话。 „Two did, what have to discover?” Old Fang regards as important to this obviously very much, in any families presented so many nails to estimate that suddenly bewilderedly will unable to bear, that bewildered frightened feeling, made one sleep on pins and needles sufficiently. “两位,有什么发现了么？”老方显然对这个很是看重,任何一个人家里忽然莫名其妙地出现了这么多指甲估计也会受不了的,那种莫名其妙的惊悚感,足以让人寝食难安。 „A building has inspected, no discovery, we go to two buildings to have a look a while together, should remove is the possibility of family member practical joke, likely is other factors.” Su Bai says. “一楼检查过了,没什么发现,等会儿我们一起去二楼看看,应该排除了是家里人恶作剧的可能,很可能是其他因素。”苏白开口说道。 „This meaning, can some people put in order me intentionally?” Old Fang is somewhat stunned, „I have not offended anyone.” “这意思,是有人故意要整我？”老方有些愕然,“我也没得罪过什么人啊。” Xiaolin sees Su Bai and Old Fang is chatting, oneself hit, first left the living room, prepares to go to the bathroom to put to soak the urine, entered the bathroom, first washes the face, Xiaolin opened inside compartmented door, actually discovered that the Old Fang daughter is sitting in the toilet. 小林见苏白和老方在聊,自己就打了个哈哈,先离开了客厅,准备去卫生间放泡尿,进了卫生间,先洗了把脸,小林推开了里面的隔间门,却发现老方的女儿正坐在马桶上。 „Sorry, sorry.” “对不起对不起,对不起对不起。” Xiaolin guarded a door drawing immediately, that bubble sensation to urinate gave to suppress unexpectedly. 小林马上把门给拉回去了,那泡尿意居然给憋回去了。 The Old Fang daughter seemed to be also frightened, has not made noise, it is estimated that is the facial skin is quite thin. 老方女儿似乎也被吓到了,也没出声,估计是脸皮比较薄吧。 „motherfucker, is really back.” “妈的,真是点背儿。” Xiaolin walks from the restroom, sees in Room Old Fang to have the person exactly, is sideways to look at the past, is the Old Fang wife is changing the clothes there, clothes that doing the housework wears taking off/escaping, then changed clothes of home. 小林从厕所那边走出来,恰好看见老方里有人,侧过身看过去,是老方的妻子正在那里换衣服,把做家务穿的衣服给脱了,然后换上了一件更居家的衣服。 „, It seems like the stature is learned, this has the flavor stature, no wonder can own son on enticing.” At this time, the Old Fang wife also changed the clothes quickly, saw attractively no, Xiaolin then left not making a sound. “啧啧,看起来身材还是有料的嘛,这有味道的身材,怪不得能把自己儿子给勾引上。”这时候,老方妻子也快换好衣服了,见没什么好看的了,小林这才不声不响地离开。 The Old Fang son takes a book happen to walk, from Xiaolin after looked that does not look at Xiaolin one, moved toward own bedroom directly. 老方的儿子拿着一本书正好走过来,从小林身边经过时看都不看小林一眼,直接走向自己的卧室去了。 „motherfucker, the young brat does not have the politeness.” Xiaolin was criticizing one at heart, „these ghost matter average people can help you process, has't can ask your grandfather I?” “妈的,小兔崽子这么没礼貌。”小林在心里暗骂了一句,“这些鬼事儿一般人能帮你们处理么,还不是得求你爷爷我？” The sensation to urinate did not have, Xiaolin was also disinclined to continue to shake randomly, now to him most important was magical item that possibly had had not found, this was makes an unexpected wealth in the story world the opportunity, the day gave does not take to receive its fault, cannot miss. 尿意没了,小林也就懒得继续乱晃悠了,现在对于他来说最要紧的就是那个可能存在的法器还没找到,这可是在故事世界里发一笔横财的机会啊,天予不取必受其咎啊,可不能错过。 When arrives at the living room quickly, Xiaolin hears the sound of television, should watch a sketch kind of program, Jia Ling sound recognition is very high. 快走到客厅时,小林听见电视机的声音,应该是在看小品一类的节目,贾玲的声音辨识度还是很高的。 „Xiaojuan, without seeing the father is talking with the uncle, opens the television sound quickly slightly, you are so how innocent.” “小娟,没看见爸爸正在和叔叔谈话么,快把电视声音开小一点,你怎么就这么不懂事呢。” „What's wrong, I have mother to live not to have the father to teach.” The Old Fang daughter stubborn mouth said. “怎么啦,我就是有娘生没爹教。”老方女儿犟嘴道。 „You......” “你……” „Ok, Old Fang, should not be angry, we first go to the building to have a look again.” “好了,老方,不要生气了,我们先去楼上再看看吧。” „Good, Mr. Su you may not be offended, in family/home children by their mothers spoiling.” “好,苏先生你可千万别见怪,家里儿女都被他们妈给宠坏了。” Xiaolin happen to turned back the living room at this time, sees Old Fang and Su Bai is setting out to leave the sofa to walk to here, 小林这时候正好走回客厅,看见老方和苏白正起身离开沙发向这里走来, Afterward, Xiaolin sees the Old Fang daughter to sit on the sofa continues to watch the television adamantly, the sound opens very greatly, the separation gate of kitchen and living room is the glass transparent, can see the Old Fang wife to be there the apron is washing the dishes, the Old Fang son is sitting in the balcony looks at the small storytelling. 随后,小林看见老方的女儿正坐在沙发上继续我行我素地看电视,声音还是开得很大,厨房和客厅的隔门是玻璃的透明的,可以看见老方的妻子正在那里系着围裙洗着碗筷,老方的儿子还是坐在阳台上看着小说书。 Suddenly, 猛然间, An icy cold chill in the air raids, 一股冰凉的寒意袭来, The mouth of Xiaolin opened, the right hand starts to suppress shivers freely.( To be continued.) 小林的嘴张了张,右手开始抑制不住地颤抖。(未完待续。)