DRG :: Volume #1

#116: Is satirical


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Although Su Bai some cannot believe that but the fact truly is so, when own tip of the toe bumps into Little Lam Ching-ying, felt the baby to push own sole with the hand, the strength was very weak, actually really existed ; 虽然苏白有些不敢相信,但是事实确实是如此,当自己的脚尖碰到小林正英时,感受到了婴儿用手在推自己的脚底,力量很弱,却真的存在; He is making an effort, 他在用力, He has not died. 他还没死。 At this moment, Su Bai felt an enormous absurd feeling , hadn't you died like this unexpectedly? 这一刻,苏白感受到了一种极大的荒谬感觉,都这样了,你居然还没死? Without dying, Su Bai moves out of the way the tip of the toe, then puts out a hand, held this palm of the hand big baby in own hand. 既然没死,苏白把脚尖挪开,然后伸手,把这个巴掌大的婴儿托在了自己的手中。 The belly had been pounded the fox that a pulp had not actually died the eye to stare in the hand of Su Bai by Su Bai at this time, that own child, that oneself the child who plans to come out to eat his entire life. 肚子已经被苏白捣了个稀巴烂却也没死的狐狸此时眼睛盯着苏白的手上,那个,自己的孩子,那个,自己打算一生出来就吃掉的孩子。 This, was prematurely delivered, this injury to the parent body was very big, the injury to the baby was also very big, regarding the fox, this will make food effect that she wants to eat sell at a discount greatly. 这,算是早产了,这对母体的伤害很大,对婴儿的伤害也很大,对于狐狸来说,这会让她本来想吃的食物功效大打折扣。 Naturally, now this food, in the hand of Su Bai. 当然,现在这食物,在苏白的手中。 Su Bai saw this child, has flash that he has the thought that this child eats, after all he can also roughly guess, before the fox said that must give a leg of Monk, absolutely was not the chicken leg, should be this child's leg. This child, should be a good thing, a little probably «Journey to the West» in Monk Tang, although eats a meat to be insufficient to live forever, but the effect will not miss absolutely, otherwise Monk will not break own rules and regulations to dare in this story world to eat the person. 苏白看了看这个孩子,有那么一瞬间,他出现把这个孩子吃掉的念头,毕竟他也能够大体猜测出,之前狐狸说的要给和尚的一条腿,绝对不是鸡腿,应该是这个孩子的腿。这孩子,应该是个好东西,有点像是《西游记》里的唐僧,虽说吃一块肉应该不至于能够长生不老,但功效绝对不会差,要不然和尚也不会破了自己的清规戒律敢在这个故事世界里去吃人。 To Zombie below Su Bai of going mouth, somewhat hesitated to this young baby, the pursing the lips lip, Su Bai holds well the child, then turns around to be about to leave. 只是,对僵尸都下的去嘴的苏白,对这小婴儿却有些犹豫了,抿了抿嘴唇,苏白把小孩托好,然后转身准备离开。 Only walked, appropriate?” The Monk both hands brace is well-grounded, kneels on the ground, the tears of blood keeps the drop dripping, his body is still shivering, means that he is bearing the enormous pain. “就这样走了,合适么?”和尚双手撑着地,跪在地上,血泪不停地滴淌着,他的身体还在颤抖,意味着他正在承受着极大的痛苦。 Your treaty of alliance, moreover seems like the effect of this pledge to be very fierce, Monk, this is the first time that I saw you to be like this distressed.” Su Bai turns away from Monk saying that „before no matter what, thought that your High Monk is very loose.” “你们盟誓了是吧,而且看起来这誓言的效果挺猛的,和尚,这还是我第一次看见你这样狼狈。”苏白背对着和尚说道,“以前不管怎么样,都觉得你挺高僧风流的。” Amitabha.” Monk read Buddha, started to stand slowly, stood very difficultly, but stood, by having the big will, Su Bai felt ashamed of one's inferiority this Monk. 阿弥陀佛。”和尚念了一声佛号,开始慢慢地站了起来,站得很艰难,但还是站起来了,论起大毅力,苏白都自愧不如这和尚 I must walk, child in my hand, Monk you, if blocks me, I do not want this Main Mission 1 child to kill at the worst, now has not arrived at the original childbirth date, has not arrived at the protection date of Main Mission 1 stipulation. “我要走,孩子在我手上,和尚你如果拦我,我大不了不要这主线任务一把孩子弄死,现在还没到原定的分娩日期,也没到主线任务一规定的保护日期。 I kill him now, can you be pledged to make a false counter- accusation against die thoroughly? ” 我现在弄死他,你会不会彻底被誓言反噬死掉?” Monk has not spoken, but stood the body, looks at Su Bai. 和尚没说话,只是站直了身体,看着苏白 Su Bai shakes the head, what originally you really agree is the date, rather than till this child lives, that says goodbye.” 苏白摇了摇头,“原来你们真的约定的是日期,而不是到这孩子生出来为止,那就,再见了。” When sees Su Bai to lead the child to jump out directly the fence left, the fox has turned head to look that stands curses to say in same place motionless Monk: 当看见苏白带着孩子直接跳出了围墙离开时,狐狸扭过头看着站在原地一动不动的和尚大骂道: You died, how not to block him!” “你死了么,怎么不拦下他!” He did not have first to eat the child a moment ago, explained that he will not harm that child, he will protect him.” “他刚才没第一时间吃了孩子,说明他不会伤害那个孩子,他会保护他。” „, Why did you affirm?” “呵,你凭什么这么肯定?” Because, he is the mental illness.” Monk said like this, a mental illness, you cannot look at him with any rational thought that but before then, Monk had not seen hidden in the side of Su Bai heart. “因为,他是神经病。”和尚这样说道,一个神经病,你不能用任何理性的思维去看他,但是在这之前,和尚一直没看见隐藏苏白心底的这一面。 In fact, this is not Su Bai hidden well, but was Su Bai forgot of this appearance. 事实上,这也不是苏白隐藏得好,而是苏白自己都忘了这个模样的自己。 ............ ………… Su Bai has not left county town, but looks for the private residence that emptied to go , the host family in private residence should go far, in the family/home in the water jar also has the water, but in the rice jar did not have the meter/rice actually, obviously also prepared for by some chance in the family/home early by clever. 苏白没离开县城,而是找了一间空出来的民房进去,民房的主人家应该出远门去了,家里水缸里还有水,不过米缸里倒是没有米了,显然也是早做好了万一家里遭贼的准备。 Su Bai is not hungry, lies on the bed, the child places the tail block, this, Su Bai closed one's eyes, started the rest. 苏白也不饿,躺在床上,孩子就放在床尾,就这样,苏白自己闭上眼,开始了休息。 Thinks the dawn, what matter has not happened, Su Bai does not think oneself will unable to find himself from Monk such near Monk, but Monk has not chosen, since the child in own side, oneself seized the Monk Achilles'heel, if Monk walked, oneself choked to death the child directly, then Monk really alas. 一觉天亮,什么事情也没发生,苏白不认为自己距离和尚这么近和尚会找不到自己,只是和尚没选择过来而已,孩子既然在自己身边,自己算是掐住了和尚的命门,如果和尚找上门来,自己直接把孩子掐死,那么和尚就真的呜呼哉哉了。 However, was just born, an evening was placed the baby who on the ice-cold dry and hard bed disregards, at this time is motionless. 不过,刚出生,一晚上被放在冰冷干硬的床榻上不管不顾的婴儿,此时已经一动不动了。 Died, that Monk...... hehe, did not do right by Monk. 死了么,那和尚……呵呵,对不住了和尚 Su Bai depends on the body to lie on the bed, looks at that motionless baby, the actually extraordinary tranquility, last night, he does not know at heart why will do suddenly, upsets the table recklessly directly, this does not conform to his consistent ideological mode, or does not conform to itself to enter story world the way after of dealing matter, oneself before has been trembling, is very careful, anything will analyze the good advantages to be done again, but last night, oneself were crazy. 苏白靠着身体躺在床上,看着那个一动不动的婴儿,心里倒是出奇的平静,昨晚,他不知道为什么自己会忽然那么做,不顾一切地直接掀桌子,这不符合他一贯的思维模式,或者是不符合自己进入故事世界后的应对事情的方式,自己之前一直是战战兢兢的,很小心谨慎,任何事情都会去分析好利弊再去做,但是昨晚,自己却疯狂了一回。 Put out a hand, placed on own forehead, actually, the Su Bai at heart a little bottom, last night, were true self, was most real, in addition the Vampire bloodline and Zombie bloodline these two cruel bloodlines in oneself one, before all sorts of all added on themselves, some impulsed at heart, behavior under that extremely abnormal ideological mode and this ideological mode, 伸手,放在了自己的额头上,其实,苏白心里还是有点底的,昨晚的自己,才是真正的自己,才是最真实的自己,再加上吸血鬼血统和僵尸血统这两种暴戾的血统都同在自己一身,种种一切加上自己之前本就有的心里冲动,那种极度变态的思维模式以及这种思维模式下的行为, Is purest. 才是最纯粹的自己。 Originally, Su Bai thinks own mental disorder after because will enter the story world, was neglected by oneself, because in the story world, oneself will kill people frequently, will be true killing without batting an eye, before must be able to ease the pressure by the murder the psychological disease, now should not be considered as that anything ; 本来,苏白认为自己的精神病会因为自己进入故事世界后被自己忽视掉,因为在故事世界里,自己经常杀人,而且是真正的杀人不眨眼,以前必须要靠杀人才能缓解压力的心理疾病,现在应该不算是什么事了; However, Su Bai made a mistake, is wrong very oddly, that psychology, that character, like the maggot of tarsal bone, has actually really been lying on oneself, has been following itself, closely associated, but currently, has a trend of expansion gradually. 然而,苏白还是错了,错得很离谱,那种心理,那种性格,其实真的是如同跗骨之蛆,一直在自己身上趴着,一直跟随着自己,如影随形,而现在,已经渐渐有了一种扩大的趋势。 The most important thing is...... do not dislike this feeling, that type disregards, does not pay attention to all the feelings of fetter, Su Bai does not repel, even is...... likes. 最重要的是……自己并不反感这种感觉,那种不管不顾,不理会一切束缚的感觉,苏白并不排斥,甚至是……喜欢。 This, is the true self appearance ; 这,才是真正的自己的模样; In the Su Bai mind, sees Vampire to stand in the corpse mountain blood sea, the corners of the mouth are flowing the dark red blood, sees Zombie, is whooshing on the skeleton pile dissolutely. 苏白的脑海之中,恍惚中看见一只吸血鬼站在尸山血海之中,嘴角流淌着殷红的鲜血,也看见一头僵尸,正在尸骸堆上放肆嘶吼。 The fist placed on the bed, sent out a light sound. 拳头放在了床上,发出了一声轻响。 The baby body trembles suddenly, then both hands rub the eyes, looked toward Su Bai, immediately grins, 婴儿忽然身体一颤,然后双手揉了揉眼睛,朝着苏白看了过来,随即咧开嘴, ,......” “呀,呀,呀……” The babies open oneself both arms, probably is asking to hug. 婴儿张开自己的双臂,像是在求抱抱。 Hehe.” “呵呵。” Su Bai was amused by this fellow, yesterday has not died, even if, were disregarded by oneself last night loses has not died on the bed all night unexpectedly now, this vitality, is really enough tenacious, this fellow where needs to protect, asked an unvisited canyon to throw down him directly was OK, oneself could not find, the enemy could not find, was very safe. 苏白被这家伙逗乐了,昨天没死就算了,昨晚被自己不管不顾地丢在床上整夜居然现在还没死,这生命力,真的是够顽强的,这家伙哪里需要保护啊,直接找个人迹罕至的峡谷把他丢下去就可以了,自己找不到,敌人也找不到,很保险。 Su Bai from the bed, puts out a hand to hug that baby, but actually stopped the movement to half. 苏白从床上下来,伸手去抱那婴儿,但是动作到一半却停住了。 The babies are preparing to greet the hug of Su Bai, actually because of the stop of Su Bai, causes his center of gravity inversion, fell rolled over on the bed, in the small eye had doubts completely and puzzled. 婴儿正准备迎接苏白的拥抱,却因为苏白的停顿,导致他的重心颠倒,摔在了床上翻了个身,小眼睛里满是疑惑和不解。 A baby very suffering feeling. 一副宝宝很委屈的感觉。 Su Bai grips the arm of baby with the finger, raised him, this posture makes the baby very uncomfortable, he wants to grasp the Su Bai clothes with the hand, but the small hand is not very long. 苏白用手指夹住婴儿的手臂,把他提了起来,这个姿势让婴儿很不舒服,他想要用手去抓苏白的衣服,但是小手不够长。 Arrives at the water jar, kicked the cover, Su Bai threw in the water jar the baby directly. 来到水缸边,踢掉了盖子,苏白直接把婴儿丢到了水缸里。 Last night the baby was directly comes out from the belly lacerated mother belly, the body also brings the blood, 昨晚婴儿是直接从肚子被割破的母亲肚子里出来的,身上还带着鲜血, Su Bai dislikes dirty, first takes a bath to him. 苏白嫌脏,先给他洗个澡。 Naturally, after losing, Su Bai has not gone saying that helps him wash, but was first arrived at the well head in courtyard, hung one bucket of water to give itself to wash. 当然,丢进去之后苏白也没去说去帮他洗,而是自己先走到了院子里的井口边,吊了一桶水给自己洗漱。 Probably after five minutes, Su Bai walked. 大概五分钟后,苏白走了回来。 The baby body drifts toward on the surface in the water jar, two calf keep pedalling the water surface, making him hit circle in the water jar back and forth, oneself play actually delighted. 婴儿正身体朝上地飘浮在水缸上,两个小腿儿不停地蹬着水面,让他在水缸里来回打着圈儿,自己玩得倒是不亦乐乎。 Su Bai looked for clothes from this families' room, rips open, arrives at the water jar changes grasps the baby, wraps with the arrange/cloth, then walked. 苏白从这户人家的房间里找了一件衣服,撕开,走到水缸变把婴儿抓出来,用布包裹住,然后走了出去。 At this time is the morning, Su Bai walked into a noodle restaurant, to him, the blood is a wartime essential item, but does not mean that he does not need to eat meal, Su Bai is also far from being able the boundary of Inedia. 此时已经是上午了,苏白走入了一家面馆,对于他来说,鲜血是一种战时必需品,但是并非意味着他已经不需要吃饭了,苏白还远远没到可以辟谷的境界。 Wanted two bowls of consomme surface and two fried eggs with the boss, Su Bai chooses a corner position to sit. 跟老板要了两碗清汤面和两个荷包蛋,苏白选了一个角落位置坐了下来。 Placed on the baby the chair, the baby is sucking in own thumb, then looks at Su Bai, saw Su Bai also to look to him, the baby grins to smile immediately, the mouth kept making the sound, actually does not know that he is saying anything. 把婴儿放在了椅子上,婴儿正吮吸着自己的大拇指,然后看着苏白,见苏白也看向了他,婴儿当即咧开嘴笑了,嘴里不停地发出声音,却不知道他到底在说什么。 Two bowls of surface and fried eggs, Su Bai first ate the noodles, has not responded the baby, when two bowls of surface finished eating, Su Bai sees the baby looks at own vision bright and intelligent, the corners of the mouth have the saliva class/flow to come out. 两碗面和荷包蛋上来了,苏白自己先吃面,没搭理婴儿,等到两碗面吃完了,苏白才看见婴儿看着自己的目光已经水汪汪的了,嘴角还有口水流出来。 Clamped a fried egg, Su Bai flung directly on the face of baby, the baby both hands held the fried egg immediately, then bit by bit is eating with the small mouth, the newly-born baby can eat the fried egg with the hand, was a fantastic story, Su Bai knows certainly that this baby was not definitely common, otherwise the fox and Monk do not want to eat him. 夹了一个荷包蛋,苏白直接甩在了婴儿的脸上,婴儿马上双手抓住了荷包蛋,然后用小嘴一点一点地吃着,刚出生的婴儿能自己用手吃荷包蛋,也算是一件奇闻了,苏白当然知道这婴儿肯定不一般,不然狐狸和和尚就不会想吃他了。 Finished eating the thing, pays up, Su Bai does not know where suddenly oneself should go , the Main Mission protection objective this time on own side, the face also remains finally the greasy dirt of fried egg, often is sucking in own finger. 吃完了东西,结了账,苏白忽然不知道自己该去哪里了,主线任务的保护目标这次终于就在自己身边,脸上还残留着荷包蛋的油污,不时的吮吸着自己的手指。 Grandmaster Lam came back!” 林大师回来了!” Grandmaster Lam came back!” 林大师回来了!” Some people were shouting beating gongs and drums, immediately many neighbor neighbors gathered the street, people cheered the return of Lam Chin-ying. 有人敲锣打鼓地在喊,当下很多街坊邻居都聚拢到了街边,人们欢呼林振英的归来。 On the mountain several mountain villages by the matter of Zombie attack were also passed to county town somewhat, made that the person in county town is also flustered, they hope that Lam Chin-ying can help them remove Zombie. 山上几个山村被僵尸袭击的事情多多少少也传到了县城里,弄得县城里的人也是人心惶惶,他们都希望林振英能够帮他们把僵尸除掉。 Su Bai stands in a common position, is away from the crowd, looks at that side to sit Lam Chin-ying on ox cart, his hair is scattered in disorder, the Daoist robe bursts, is glassy-eyed ; 苏白站在一个不起眼的位置,隔着人群,看着那边坐在牛车上的林振英,他头发散乱,道袍破裂,目光呆滞; Sits in Lam Chin-ying nearby Gyatso, an arm has disappeared, on the face also has fearsome scabs. 坐在林振英旁边的嘉措,一条手臂已经不见了,脸上还有一道很可怖的伤疤。 Fatty lies down on the ox cart, skin is much whiter, as Zombie, Su Bai knows, Fatty this time previous time was more serious, this time was Corpse Poison launches a psychological attack. 胖子躺在牛车上,身上的皮肤白得吓人,作为一头僵尸,苏白知道,胖子这次比上次严重多了,这次是尸毒攻心。 The babies seem also joining in the fun with the crowd, keep following the surrounding person to pat the small hand to yell together. 婴儿似乎也在跟着人群凑热闹,不停地跟着周围人一起拍着小手叫喊着。 Su Bai looks baby who own arms, looked at the person on ox cart, 苏白看着自己怀里的婴儿,又看了看牛车上的人, Suddenly feels this, 忽然觉得这一幕, Is really satirical.( To be continued.) 真的好讽刺。(未完待续。)
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