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#113: Really laughs!


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Lam Chin-ying?” 林振英?” Su Bai read. 苏白读了一遍。 Is this inspiring?” “是这个‘振’?” Facing the interrogation of Su Bai, A'Liang makes an effort to keep nodding, „, in the name of master, is this inspiring character.” 面对苏白的质问,阿亮用力地不停点头,“是的,师傅的名字里,就是这个‘振’字。” Su Bai squats, a hand places on the forehead, then, his fist pounded fiercely on front rock. 苏白蹲下来,一只手放在自己额头上,然后,他猛地一拳砸在了面前的岩石上。 motherfucker.” 妈的。” Su Bai is really mad now, thinks Monk those words that beforehand Fatty has, this story world is a joke, now looks like, this story world also is really a joke, but except for Monk, oneself and the others in participating in this joke. 苏白现在真的是被气到了,也想到了之前胖子带回来的和尚的那句话,“这个故事世界就是一个笑话”,现在看来,这个故事世界还真是一个笑话,而除了和尚,自己等人就一直在参与这个笑话之中。 And, this matter, truly conforms to the Dreadful Radio Game style very much, it played a joke with all audience, but the price of this joke, is the audience life, to protect one at all is not the person of Mission goal, oneself and the others took many risks, encountered the big tribulation, now, in that cavern, definitely also has the enormous danger. 并且,这种事情,确实很符合恐怖广播的风格,它和所有听众都开了一个玩笑,而这个玩笑的代价,就是听众们的性命,为了保护一个根本不是任务目标的人,自己等人冒了多少风险,遭遇了多大的磨难,如今,那个洞穴里,肯定也是有着极大的危险。 Su Bai deeply inspires, spat layer on layer/heavily, then a hand held the neck of A'Liang, raises the A'Liang whole person. 苏白深吸一口气,又重重地吐了出来,然后一只手抓住了阿亮的脖子,把阿亮整个人提起来。 You...... had said...... does not kill me............” “你……说过……不杀我……的……” Su Bai smiles, very indifferent said/tunnel: 苏白笑了笑,很无所谓地道: Sorry, I changed the mind . Moreover, you almost killed me, I, bore a grudge very much.” “对不起,我改变主意了,而且,你差点害死我,我这人,还是很记仇的。” Afterward, Su Bai pricked in own fang the neck of A'Liang, after several minutes, Su Bai lets go, A'Liang turned into a dry corpse to fall on the ground, but the lip of Su Bai, was to also become at this time extremely bright. 随后,苏白把自己的獠牙刺入了阿亮的脖子里,几分钟后,苏白松手,阿亮变成了一具干尸落在了地上,而苏白的唇,此时也是变得极为鲜艳。 Obviously, many medicines, many rests, many treatments, cannot compare the blood that a fresh person brings to give own restoration more by far. 显然,再多的药物,再多的休息,再多的治疗,也远远比不上一具鲜活人身上所带来的鲜血给自己的恢复更多。 Su Bai looked like one hungrily for a long time person, finally ate sated the appetite, before places were injured the internal injury of leaving behind in this time are also extinguished. 苏白就像是一个饥饿了许久的人,终于吃了顿饱饭,之前一次次地受伤留下的暗伤在此时也算是被消弭掉了。 The body swayed slightly, is feeling this satisfaction after recovers the feeling, he looked at a distant place again, in that cavern, unceasing has the white clouds to brave, this means that the temperature in cavern has lowered compared with the outside is not little, does not know that Fatty and Gyatso as well as that Lam Chin-ying in cavern now is whether well. 身体轻微地摇晃了一下,感受着这种满足和身体恢复后的感觉,他再看了一下远方,那个洞穴里,不断的有白气冒出来,这意味着洞穴里的温度已经比室外低了不是一点点了,也不知道胖子嘉措以及那个林振英在洞穴里现在是否还安好。 However, these were not Su Bai now the matter that wanted to care about, the misleading people entered this cavern, was Monk, Monk definitely has own Wishful abacus. 不过,这些都不是苏白现在想要关心的事情了,误导众人进入这处洞穴的,可是和尚,和尚肯定是有着自己的如意算盘。 Moreover, the most important point is, since Monk knows that this Lam Chin-ying is not Main Mission 1 that Lam Ching-ying, this explained that Monk have had confidence to true Lam Ching-ying, even had found. 而且,最重要的一点就是,和尚既然知道这个林振英不是主线任务一的那个林正英,这说明和尚自己对真正的林正英已经有把握了,甚至是已经找到了。 Su Bai has not gone to the cavern to aid others, leaves from here directly, descends the mountain, he picked up the speed specially, when returns to county town, on street in a business area basically no one. 苏白没去洞穴里想要去接应其他人,直接从这里离开,下了山,他特意加快了速度,回到县城时,街面上基本都没什么人了。 Su Bai got to the county administration entrance directly, opposite of the county administration, the wineshop, has hung the sign of taking a break, however in the two buildings in wineshop, is standing Monk, Monk here, has been as if waiting for Su Bai. 苏白还是直接走到了县衙门口,在县衙对面,有一家酒肆,已经挂了打烊的牌子了,但是在酒肆的二楼,站着一个和尚,和尚似乎就在这里,一直等着苏白 Are extending putting out a hand to two buildings person, Monk nodded gently, turn around. 对着二楼的人伸了伸手,和尚轻轻点头,转身走了进去。 Su Bai entered the wineshop, the bosses in wineshop are doing accounts, small two are cleaning, sees Su Bai to come, small two shout: 苏白进了酒肆,酒肆里的老板正在算账,小二正在打扫着,见苏白进来,小二喊道: Embarrassed objective, me have taken a break.” “不好意思了客观,咱家已经打烊了。” The Su Bai finger referred to two buildings. 苏白手指指了指二楼。 Yo, that becomes, above that Grandmaster has wrapped the tonight's two buildings, you invited.” “哟,那成,上面那位大师已经包下了今晚的二楼,您请。” Su Bai rejected small two guiding, oneself walked. 苏白拒绝了小二的带路,自己走了上去。 Monk sits near depending on the table of window, on the table has pot liquor, three plates of side dishes, respectively are the aniseed-flavored beans, dried beancurd and shelled peanut. 和尚坐在靠窗子的一个桌边,桌上有一壶酒,三碟小菜,分别是茴香豆、豆腐干、花生米。 Not meat?” Su Bai sat opposite of Monk. “没点肉?”苏白和尚对面坐了起来。 Amitabha, this poor monk is Monk.” 阿弥陀佛,贫僧是个和尚。” Before had not seen your poor art these.” “以前也没见你穷讲究这些。” Su Bai to oneself one glass of liquor, drank one, the number of degree of this liquor is not high, is drinking a belt/bring sweetness. 苏白自己给自己倒了一杯酒,喝了一口,这酒的度数不高,喝着带点甜。 This story world is different, raises the head three chi (0.33 m) to have the gods, moreover to nearly.” “这个故事世界不一样,举头三尺有神明,而且离得更近。” Su Bai nods, was understood, in the real world cannot see the ghost and Zombie obviously everywhere, the difference of certificate real world and story world, here, raising the head three chi (0.33 m) had the gods to be really more appropriate, Monk also has more discrete here. 苏白点了点头,算是理解了,现实世界里明显不能到处看见鬼怪和僵尸,证明现实世界和故事世界的差别,在这里,举头三尺有神明真的更为贴切一些,就连和尚在这里也不得不谨慎了一些。 Actually, Monk is really a pragmaticist, does not rigidly adhere to oneself is the Monk status, but can actually the stance of obtaining enlightenment High Monk, this was Monk ability. 其实,和尚真的是一个实用主义者,一点不拘泥于自己是和尚的身份,但是却还是能给人一种得道高僧的架势,这就是和尚能力了。 „Do many issues want to ask?” Monk also to oneself one glass of liquor, then placed the tip of the nose to smell, does not drink. “是不是有很多问题想问?”和尚也给自己倒了一杯酒,然后放在鼻尖闻一闻,不喝。 Su Bai has not responded Monk, oneself pinched two aniseed-flavored beans to put in the mouth to chew, the aniseed-flavored beans were very fragrant. 苏白没搭理和尚,自己捏了两颗茴香豆放入嘴里嘴嚼着,茴香豆挺香。 Monk also knows that meaning of Su Bai, is the clear Su Bai character, obviously, if oneself cannot give a reasonable explanation, by that style and custom that Su Bai seeks revenge for the slightest grievance, perhaps immediately must calculate that with was cloudy they to enter the matter of that cavern. 和尚也知道苏白的意思,更是清楚苏白的性格,显然,如果自己不能给出一个合理的解释,以苏白睚眦必报的那种格调和习惯,说不定马上就要和自己算算阴他们进那个洞穴的事儿了。 Actually, you do not need to be guilty, you have not gone to the cavern to look for them, yes?” Monk asked. “其实,你不必内疚,你没去洞穴里找他们,是吧?”和尚问道。 Su Bai continues to eat bean, probably was a little hungry, did not answer. 苏白继续吃着豆儿,像是有点饿了,还是不回话。 You are actually a little heavy friendship, this poor monk knows, this poor monk supposed this bureau, the original intention wants directing to make him die Lam Chin-ying, has not gone in as for you, was this poor monk has not thought.” Monk actually very sincere. “你其实还是有点重情谊的,贫僧知道,贫僧设这个局,本意是想把林振英给引进去让他死掉,至于你没进去,是贫僧没想到的。”和尚倒是很实诚。 Yo.” Su Bai also to oneself one glass of liquor, took the wine glass to shake shaking in front of Monk, is gathering, I the matter in the cavern , without made Monk you think that was too disappointed?” “哟。”苏白又给自己倒了一杯酒,拿着酒杯在和尚面前晃了晃,“合着,我没在洞穴里出事儿,让和尚你觉得太失望了?” Same, same.” Monk said like this. “一样的,一样的。”和尚这样说道。 I do not have the time and you hit wisely.” Su Bai warned, you know, my story points very remained many.” “我没时间和你打机锋。”苏白警告道,“你知道的,我故事点剩得挺多。” The diving meaning of Su Bai these words is, you feign ignorance with me again, everyone on fight in which both sides perish, the Main Mission 1 reward does not want at the worst, the failure buckled story points to buckle and that's the end, my story points has more than 800 in any case, could withstand the buckle. 苏白这句话的潜意思就是,你再跟我打马虎眼儿,那大家就鱼死网破了,大不了主线任务一奖励不要了,失败扣故事点扣就是了,反正我故事点有八百多,经得起扣。 Words cannot say, actually, this poor monk has been finding an opportunity.” Monk one string in own wrist/skill does not know the buddha beads where makes naughty take down, the finger starts to dial, can the opportunity that most rewards of story world eat.” “话不能这么说,其实,贫僧一直在找一个机会。”和尚把自己手腕上的一串不知道从哪里淘弄来的佛珠取下来,手指开始一个一个地拨着,“一个能够把一个故事世界的大部分奖励都吃下去的机会。” Heard these words, Su Bai thinks in the second story world, when met paper person that time, that story world was time Su Bai obtained most rewards finally, Young Master Hai and others ate soup. 听到这句话,苏白想到了自己第二个故事世界里,遇到纸人时的那一次,那一次的故事世界在最后是苏白获得了大部分的奖励,公子海和其他的人则只是喝了一口汤而已。 Can grasp overwhelming majority story points of story world completely, compared favorably with usually passed the reward income of three story world, this time, this poor monk felt own opportunity.” “能完整地把握住一个故事世界的绝大部分故事点,比得上平时度过三个故事世界的奖励收入,这一次,贫僧觉得,是自己的机会到了。” Therefore you believe that I, Gyatso, Fatty, possibly also has other fish slip through, is your potential competitor, therefore pushes the boat along several of us simply first pit dies, yes?” “所以你就认为,我,嘉措,胖子,可能还有其他的漏网之鱼,是你的潜在竞争对手,所以干脆顺水推舟把我们几个先坑死,是么?” However.” Monk acknowledged very much naturally, Amitabha, fine.” “然。”和尚很大方地承认了,“阿弥陀佛,善哉善哉。” Monk, you a moment ago those words looked like in saying you pull out me quickly, pulled out me quickly, I could not wait.” 和尚,你刚才那句话就像是在说‘你快抽我,快抽我,我等不及了’。” Hehe, this poor monk had met in Monster Cave with that Fatty, this poor monk spoke that a few words to that Fatty......” “呵呵,贫僧跟那个胖子曾经在妖穴里遇到过,贫僧对那胖子说了那么一句话……” „Is this story world a joke?” “这个故事世界是个笑话?” Right, is these words.” Monk nods, then gave Su Bai personally but actually one glass of liquor. “对,就是这句话。”和尚点了点头,然后亲自给苏白倒了一杯酒。 Su Bai is impolite, takes up cup one to get down directly stuffily, said: 苏白也不客气,直接拿起杯子一口闷下去,紧接着道: Meaning is Dreadful Radio Game uses our audience the impression of first impressions are most lasting, implants in actor Lam Ching-ying exactly the same fellows in good condition with real world, then promulgates Main Mission 1, making us protect Lam Ching-ying, actually, was we played a joke, this Lam Ching-ying was not Lam Ching-ying, but was Lam Chin-ying.” “意思就是恐怖广播利用我们听众的先入为主的印象,把好端端的一个和现实世界里的演员林正英一模一样的家伙植入进来,然后颁布一个主线任务一,让我们去保护林正英,其实,就是和我们开了一个玩笑,这个林正英不是林正英,而是林振英。” Actually, this is very funny, conforms to the Dreadful Radio Game consistent attitude very much.” Monk echoes saying that „, but, actually this joke, and not only originates from this.” “其实,这真的挺好笑的,也很符合恐怖广播的一贯作风。”和尚附和道,“不过,其实这个笑话,并不仅仅是来源于此。” You said quickly, my patience had been ground, I know you, since makes that sao fox call me, obviously wants to ask me to help work, such being the case, the custom and information naturally must talk clearly, otherwise, first did not say that I am willing to continue with your just the pit a I fellow cooperation, even I want, you will not feel relieved my, not?” “你快说,我耐心已经被磨光了,我知道你既然让那sao狐狸把我叫来,显然是想找我帮忙做事,既然如此,规矩和信息自然得说清楚,否则,先不说我愿不愿意继续和你这个刚刚坑了我一把的家伙合作,就算是我愿意,你也不会放心我的,不是么?” However.” “然。” Monk clamped a dried beancurd with the chopsticks, sends in the mouth, after chewing to swallow, opens the mouth saying: 和尚用筷子夹了一块豆腐干,送入自己嘴里,嘴嚼咽下去之后,才重新开口道: That Monster Cave, actually does not know many years ago, when a number of High Monk suppress the evil spirit under here the establishment, there evil spirit, cannot go out at will.” “那个妖穴,其实是不知道多少年前,一批高僧在这里镇压妖物时设置下的,那里的妖物,不能随意地出去。” This I know.” “这我知道。” „This poor monk then idea was, here, obtained some inheritance as far as possible, but, actually accidentally/surprisingly and that fox bumped into.” “贫僧当时的想法是,在这里,尽可能地去获得一些传承,不过,却意外地和那只狐狸碰到了。” Heard that you relate well, you are also the heavy mouth.” “听说你们关系不错,你也是重口。” She was handling a matter at that time.” “她当时正在做一件事情。” What matter handles?” “做什么事情?” Abortion, she oneself belly, is hitting toward the dike on.” “堕胎,她在把自己的肚子,往岩壁上撞。” „......” Su Bai remembers the main body of that fox oneself saw, is very difficult to imagine, that sao fox will only handle this matter unexpectedly. “呵……”苏白想起了自己看见的那只狐狸的本体,很难想像,那只sao狐狸居然会做这种事情。 Then?” “然后呢?” Because when Monster Cave, is not only only then her big monster, several strengths almost usually maintain the power balance evil spirit, her pregnancy, is more like nature breeding, is not the external fertilization, once childbirth, she will become very weak, possibly took advantage for other big monsters, therefore she will do everything possible to want the child who this will present bewilderedly wiping out.” “因为在妖穴里,不光是只有她一个大妖,还有好几个实力差不多平时保持均势的妖物,她的怀孕,更像是一种自然孕育,并非是外在受精而成,所以一旦分娩时,她将变得十分虚弱,可能为其他大妖所趁,因此她想尽办法想把这莫名其妙出现的孩子给打掉。” Continue.” Su Bai grasped a shelled peanut, by chair, listens to the story while eats the peanut. “继续。”苏白抓了一把花生米,靠在椅子上,一边听故事一边吃花生。 Afterward, under this poor monk's persuasion, she complied to be willing with this poor monk to leave Monster Cave, went to outside to give birth to the child, this poor monk has the belt/bring she to leave the Monster Cave means together.” “后来,在贫僧的劝说下,她答应愿意和贫僧一起离开妖穴,去外面生下孩子,贫僧有带她一起离开妖穴的办法。” This story does not have the attraction, does not have...... the tide high.” Su Bai appears is very unsatisfied. “这故事没吸引力,也没高……潮。”苏白显得很不满意。 Monk silent a while , to continue saying: She is prompted by a sudden impulse suddenly, making the child who this poor monk gives her is not born give a name, even if this child she is the plan comes out to eat to promote oneself cultivation base entire life, she felt oneself should the child give a name to oneself.” 和尚沉默了一会儿,继续道:“她忽然心血来潮,让贫僧给她未出世的孩子取一个名字,哪怕这个孩子她是打算一生出来就吃掉提升自己的修为,她还是觉得自己应该给自己孩子取一个名字。” Suffices the non- mainstream.” Su Bai is curling upwards the leg, threw into oneself mouth a grain of shelled peanut. “够非主流。”苏白翘着腿,把一粒花生米丢入了自己嘴里。 This poor monk was thinking at that time, this story world name was «Mr. Vampire», this poor monk initially, has watched this movie of the same name, at that time was also at will for it, took in a cave very common broken jade ore, a name gave to the child who she has not been born above quarter.” “贫僧当时想着,这个故事世界名字叫《僵尸先生》,贫僧当初,也是看过这个同名电影的,当时也就是随意为之,取了一块山洞里很常见的碎玉矿石,在上面刻下了一个名字送给她未出世的孩子。” Su Bai was shocked, deeply inspires, looks at Monk, because Su Bai was indistinct guessed correctly a possibility. 苏白愣住了,深吸一口气,看着和尚,因为苏白隐隐约约间猜到了一个可能。 You are not will call to the name that Monk gives......”( to be continued.) “你给和尚取的名字不会是叫……”(未完待续。)
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