DEMG :: Volume #15

#1423: The quack remedy glued on


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em/hiccup...... Unexpectedly...... Hit unexpectedly leaning?” ……竟……竟然打偏了?” Clean Heart Temple that Li Su big Senior Sister, has not noted Ling Yun and Zhuang Meifeng two people condition at this moment, she falls into the Mongolian circle, because of the youngster of that losing footing, had not been given to hit unexpectedly by her. 净心庵的那位离素大师姐,此刻还没有注意到凌云庄美凤两人的状态,她陷入蒙圈当中,因为那个失足的少年,竟然没有被她给打出去。 How is this possible?!” “这怎么可能?!” Li Su is very shocking, starts to suspect that unexpectedly own was the response is slow. 离素很震惊,竟然开始怀疑自己是不是反应迟钝了。 She has not certainly hit, that son pitiful palm wind that but she sends out, really does not have any function to Ling Yun. 她当然没有打偏,只是她发出的那点儿可怜掌风,对凌云实在是没有任何作用。 „......” “啊……” Suddenly, 56 extremely high decibel scream call out in alarm the sound, resounds from her ear, is simply deafening, resounds through the skies! 突然,56声极高分贝的尖叫惊呼声音,从她耳边响起,简直震耳欲聋,响彻云霄! Clean Heart Temple the group of young nuns, mostly are since childhood grow up in Clean Heart Temple, how could to have seen such terrifying scene? 净心庵的这帮小尼姑,大多都是从小在净心庵里长大,何曾见到过这么恐怖的景象? How?!......” “怎么了?啊!……” Li Su big Senior Sister hears sound turns head, immediately saw Ling Yun is drilling at this moment in the arms of Sister Li Chen, but place that his two hands, hold...... Makes people unable to look straight ahead simply! 离素大师姐闻声扭头,立即就看到了凌云此刻正钻在离尘师妹的怀里,而他的两个手,抓住的地方……简直让人无法直视! You! Your this lecher!” “你!你这个登徒子!” Zhuang Meifeng is unexpected, has a dream has not thought, this loses footing the young man who from above drops, hit her arms unexpectedly, moreover his pair of big hand, actually held own...... 庄美凤猝不及防,做梦都没想到,这个从上边失足跌落的年轻男子,竟然真的撞进了她的怀里,而且他的一双大手,竟然抓住了自己的…… Moreover the solidity that grasps, makes an effort very much, as if the person of being drowned grabbed the straw to grasp to be ordinary, is not willing to let go stubbornly. 而且抓的结结实实,很用力,仿佛溺水之人抓住了救命稻草一般,死死不肯松手。 Since the half year, Zhuang Meifeng in Clean Heart Temple, usually has taken a bath chooses nobody the time, a own person takes a bath alone, now contacts the man suddenly, is feeling on opposite party that intense aura, nearly falls into enemy hands then the mind. 这半年以来,庄美凤净心庵里,就连平常洗澡都是选择没人的时候,自己一个人单独洗澡,现在猛然接触到男人,感受着对方身上的那种强烈气息,差点儿就心神失守。 Go away!” “滚!” Shames under the anger, Zhuang Meifeng anything could not attend, her Innate Realm imposing manner is released externally, the arm catches up suddenly, outward shakes! 羞怒之下,庄美凤什么都顾不得了,她先天境界气势外放,手臂猛然一发力,朝外一抖! Bang!” “嘭!” This, the youngster may unable to bear, unexpectedly one shake-out several meters far by Zhuang Meifeng, bang, falls in nearby mountain stream water current, splashes the innumerable water splash. 这一下,那少年可就受不了了,竟被庄美凤一下抖出十几米远,嘭的一声,掉落进旁边的溪涧水流中,溅起无数水花。 Oh!” “哎哟!” The youngster fell to be sprawled, assumes the big font to pour in the middle of the mountain stream . Moreover the head layer on layer/heavily has still knocked on a rock, immediately remained unconscious. 那少年摔了个四仰八叉,呈大字型倒在了溪涧当中,而且脑袋还在一块岩石上重重磕了一下,顿时就昏迷不醒了。 Em, is original feeling, is the original flavor......” “恩,还是原来的感觉,还是原来的味道……” Ling Yun disguises the stupor, in the heart actually in tasting that palm referred to a moment ago the full feeling, he blossomed simply happily. 凌云假装昏迷,心中却在回味刚才那掌指间的饱满感觉,他心里简直乐开了花。 Went bad!” “坏了!” Aiya, Sister Li Chen, the fellow probably had been killed by you......” “哎呀,离尘师妹,那家伙好像被你打死了……” He is a mortal yeah, cannot martial arts...... The master has said that our Buddhists must leniency, sweep the floor do not injure the cricket lowly life, the cherishing moth......” “他是个凡人哎,不会武功……师傅说过,我们出家人要慈悲为怀,扫地不伤蝼蚁命,爱惜飞蛾……” Li Xiu you were quiet!” 离秀你住嘴!” Big Senior Sister Li Su responded finally from the shock, she heard the own young Junior Sister to talk over there blindly, immediately angry saying: Depended on him a moment ago to Sister Li Chen...... Such, died 100 times to suffice, what good mercy had?!” 大师姐离素终于从震惊中反应过来了,她听到自己的小师妹在那里瞎念叨,顿时气道:“就凭他刚才对离尘师妹……那样,就是死100次都够了,有什么好慈悲的?!” Li Xiu nie, does not dare to speak, but whispered low voice: But he is also has no interest, from that high place falls......” 离秀嗫喏,不敢说话,只是小声嘀咕道:“可是他也是无心的吗,从那么高的地方摔下来……” Snort, looks at your each and everyone, is the person of practice, comes across a little matter to frighten is at a loss!” “哼,看你们一个个的,还是修炼之人呢,遇到一点儿事情就吓得六神无主!” Li Su was reproving all people, her cold -ly snorted and said: He has not died!” 离素在训斥所有人,她冷哼道:“他还没死呢!” „? Hasn't died?” “啊?还没死?” Young Junior Sister Li Xiu immediately at present one bright, immediately runs to examine, after confirming, immediately felt relieved: ...... He also has the breath, has not died, but the stupor passed.” 小师妹离秀顿时眼前一亮,立即跑过去查看,验证一番之后,顿时放下心来:“呼……他还有呼吸,真的没死,只是昏迷过去了。” Has not died was good, snort/hum, idiot, this section of mountain road is steepest, dares downward to clash from the mountain unexpectedly, is own courts death simply...... We walk , to continue to climb mountains.” “没死就行了,哼,蠢货一个,这一段山路最陡峭,竟然还敢从山上往下冲,简直就是自己找死……我们走吧,继续上山。” Li Su is getting at this moment still angry and hate own to hit the spatial that palm, thinks bewildered, she has a flame of anger. 离素此刻还在恼恨自己打空的那一掌,觉得莫名其妙,她心里有一股无名火。 „?” “啊?” Li Xiu dumbstruck, some do not endure: We, no matter he? But, he such faints in water, if, if a while water current were big, he can by being drown to death......” 离秀目瞪口呆,有些不忍:“我们不管他了?可是,他这么昏倒在水里,要是,要是一会儿水流大了,他就会被淹死的……” Snort, such idiot, is drown to death also gets what one deserves!” “哼,这样的蠢货,淹死也是活该!” Li Su basic being disinclined manages the Ling Yun's life, she appreciates the mountain scenery the good interest to be destroyed by the opposite party thoroughly, the air/Qi does not hit one, only wants to leave here as soon as possible. 离素根本懒得管凌云的死活,她欣赏山景的好兴致被对方彻底破坏,气不打一处来,只想尽快离开这里。 This big Senior Sister and young Junior Sister are busy quarrelling, has not actually noted, Zhuang Meifeng arrived by the mountain stream at this moment, is lowering the head is sizing up in the water carefully the stupor youngster. 这位大师姐和小师妹忙着争吵,却都没有注意到,庄美凤此刻已经来到了溪涧旁边,正在低头细细打量着水中昏迷的少年。 After one shakes flies this youngster, Zhuang Meifeng revolution Clean Heart Secret Arts, almost instantaneously restored the state of mind, then in the heart starts to regret. 一下震飞这少年之后,庄美凤运转净心诀,几乎瞬间就恢复了心境,然后心中就开始懊悔起来。 She was just promoted the Innate 6-layer peak, could not have achieved to accomplish a task with ease regarding acting bashful of strength, shamed the anger to make a move a moment ago, definitely was under has a heavy touch. 她刚刚晋级先天六层巅峰,对于力道的拿捏还做不到游刃有余,刚才羞怒出手,肯定是下手重了。 Remembered six months, own is also definitely same as this youngster at present, was the mortal who in the Li Su big Senior Sister mouth said that she did not move the footsteps. 一想起半年前,自己肯定也跟眼前这少年一样,就是离素大师姐口中说的凡人,她就挪不动脚步。 Good that the Li Xiu young Junior Sister said that this youngster drops from the high place, once throws down, will tumble this steep stone steps, that also will at least fall the severe wound, was prevented by own exactly, what does that also fall short to hold stubbornly? 离秀小师妹说的不错,这少年从高处跌落,一旦摔倒,就会滚落这段陡峭的石阶,那起码也会摔成重伤,恰好被自己所阻挡,那还不逮着什么死死抓住? The master teaches, the body is a leather bag, the Buddhist should leniency is, saving a life is more meritorious than building a seven-floor pagoda! 师父教诲,身体不过是一副皮囊而已,出家人应该慈悲为怀才是,救人一命胜造七级浮屠 However, Zhuang Meifeng at heart while thinking these, youngster who is also actually sizing up that stupor, bewildered, she flood a special feeling. 但是,庄美凤心里在想着这些的同时,却也正在打量那个昏迷的少年,莫名其妙的,她心里泛起了一种特别的感觉。 Does not talk clearly, an uncertainty, feels is very unusual, but can make her not move the step exactly. 说不清,道不明,感觉很奇特,但恰好能让她挪不动步。 Certainly is saved he!” “一定得救他!” Has nothing to do with all, this seems the instinct is issuing the instruction to her. 跟一切都无关,这仿佛是本能在给她下达指令。 Therefore, other Clean Heart Temple seven disciples, dumbstruck looks at Zhuang Meifeng to step into that mountain stream water current, does not attend to the water current moistening the Daoist robe, bent the waist unexpectedly, has hugged from the water that youngster. 于是,净心庵另外的七个弟子,目瞪口呆的看着庄美凤踏入那溪涧水流中,不顾水流打湿道袍,竟弯下腰,把那个少年从水里抱了起来。 Goes to your Ma Forgeting Feelings Clean Heart Pill! What trash Medicine Pill, dares to boast to forget kindnesses clean heart?” “去你玛德忘情净心丹!什么垃圾丹药,也敢自吹忘情净心?” Ling Yun has lain down half-day/long time, waits is at this moment, felt that own was held by Zhuang Meifeng after the bosom, that dark crisp not to mention. 凌云躺了半天,等的就是这一刻,感觉自己又被庄美凤抱在怀里之后,那个暗爽就别提了。 May also be such several seconds, criticized had not finished, Ling Yun had been placed the ground. 可也就是这么几秒钟,暗骂还没结束,凌云就被重新放在了地上。 Big Senior Sister, I have no interest to offend somebody, we cannot leave in light of this, at least is saved to awake he is, how otherwise can we be called the martial arts world to be honest?” “大师姐,我无心伤了人,咱们不能就此离开,至少得救醒他才是,否则咱们怎能称为武林正派?” The Zhuang Meifeng standing body, said to Li Su lightly. 庄美凤站直身体,淡淡对离素说道。 Em, Sister Li Chen said also reasonable.” Li Su saw that the Zhuang Meifeng will is firm, she is not good to refute. “恩,离尘师妹说的也有道理。”离素看出庄美凤意志坚定,她也不好反驳。 One group of nuns enclose to come, look down the whole body to soak, remaining unconscious Ling Yun, each and everyone is actually at a loss. 一群尼姑围上前来,低头看着浑身湿透,昏迷不醒的凌云,却一个个都束手无策。 Senior Sister, this...... This person of remaining unconscious, the water of brook is so cool has not irrigated to awake him, how can we rescue?” “诸位师姐,这……这人昏迷不醒,溪流的水那么凉都没有把他浇醒,我们可怎么救啊?” Li Xiu stands before, looks most careful, she took a look at half-day/long time, discovered that this youngster unexpectedly long ten points delicate and pretty, the stature is also very perfect, somewhat blushes unexpectedly bewilderedly. 离秀站的很靠前,看的最为仔细,她瞅了半天,发现这少年竟然长的十分的俊美,身材也很完美,竟莫名其妙有些脸红。 Among Clean Heart Temple these eight disciples, Li Su is biggest, 35 years old, Li Xiu is smallest, is only 17 years old, simultaneously her boundary is lowest, Clean Heart Secret Arts is away from small accomplishment to be far, leaves Clean Heart Temple suddenly, sees such handsome youngster, was attracted to be unavoidable. 净心庵这八名弟子当中,离素最大,35岁,离秀最小,只有17岁,同时她境界最低,净心诀距离小成还远,乍然离开净心庵,看到这么英俊的少年,被吸引在所难免。 After all beauty-loving heart everybody all has, Ancient Martial Expert, cultivating true cultivator is also same, is impossible you to jump over practice likes uglily disgustingly then more, that has the problem purely. 毕竟爱美之心人人皆有,古武高手,修真者也是一样,不可能你越修炼就越喜欢丑陋的恶心的,那纯粹是有毛病。 Our practice Clean Heart Secret Arts is useless to him, can only use the means of mortal, Li Xiu, you pinch in his person.” “我们修炼净心诀对他无用,只能用凡人的办法了,离秀,你掐他的人中。” Li Su begins a new career late in life, knew about the common custom very much, therefore she said directly. 离素是半路出家,对世俗很是了解,因此她直接说道。 „......” “哦……” Li Xiu complies with one, the squatting lower part of the body, actually will hear Zhuang Meifeng saying: I come, in my family is to make the medicine, regarding treating the illness to save the patient, but also calculates that slightly understands......” 离秀答应一声,正要蹲下身,却听到庄美凤说道:“我来吧,我家里是做医药的,对于治病救人,还算略懂……” Speaks, Zhuang Meifeng squatted down body, stretches out a spring scallion finger, pinches in the Ling Yun's person. 说着话,庄美凤已经蹲下了身,伸出一根春葱手指,去掐凌云的人中。 Who pinches in the person not, the excuse that Zhuang Meifeng finds is too forced, but somehow, must bump the Ling Yun's body regarding others, she repels very much. 掐人中谁不会,庄美凤找的理由太牵强,但不知何故,对于别人要碰凌云的身体,她很排斥。 Graciousness......” “恩……” After a half minute, Ling Yun finally leisurely awaking revolutions at present, him really did not hate to continue to close one's eyes. 半分钟后,凌云终于悠悠醒转——庄美凤就在眼前,他实在舍不得继续闭着眼睛了。 em/hiccup...... What's the matter? Who are you? Was my this to the Buddhist convent in? Aiya, a good pain, who am I?! Is this somewhere? Couldn't my how what think?” ……怎么回事儿?你们是什么人?我这是到了尼姑庵里了吗?哎呀,头好痛,我是谁?!这是什么地方?我怎么什么都想不起来了?” Ling Yun opens the eye slowly, in the look first is vacant, is both hands holds the head, comes up is blindly asked. 凌云缓缓睁开眼睛,眼神中先是茫然,然后是双手抱头,上来就是一阵瞎问。 Yeah...... Brother Yun this loses recalled plays may be really smooth...... Too shameless!” “哎……云哥这失忆玩儿的可真溜啊……太不要脸了!” On the summit, is looking at all these Mo Wudao with Spiritual Consciousness, is really unable to continue watching, cannot bear lift the hand to caress the volume. 山顶上,正在用神识看着这一切的莫无道,实在是看不下去,忍不住抬手抚额。 The halfway up the mountainside, the Clean Heart Temple disciples listened to the Ling Yun's view, complete dumbstruck, the opposite party was knocking the head, lost unexpectedly recalls! 半山腰,净心庵众弟子听了凌云的说法,全部目瞪口呆,对方磕着了脑袋,竟然失忆了! Moreover own is who does not know, what to do this can let them? 而且连自己是谁都不知道,这可让她们怎么办? Only listens to Zhuang Meifeng saying: Is small...... The little brother, you threw down a moment ago, we come the Heavenly Gate Mountain tourist, do you feel now what kind of? Do you try also to stand?” 只听庄美凤说道:“小……小兄弟,你刚才摔倒了,我们是来天门山的游客,你现在感觉怎么样?你试试还能站起来吗?” Ling Yun mumbled to struggle, attempts to stand, may also draw out the body finally, he sat on the ground, the whole body was dripping wet , to continue to make the painful shape: My whole body good pain, unable to stand for a while...... Heavenly Gate Mountain? Is Heavenly Gate Mountain somewhere? Can I here? Who am I?” 凌云哼哼唧唧挣扎,尝试着要站起来,可最终也只是直起了身子,他坐在地上,浑身湿淋淋,继续做痛苦状:“我浑身好痛,一时站不起来……天门山天门山什么地方?我怎么会在这里?我是谁啊?” Ling Yun in the eye shows is panic-stricken, as if that fell a moment ago, lost thoroughly has recalled generally. 凌云目露惊恐,仿佛刚才那一摔,彻底失忆了一般。 This makes Zhuang Meifeng rebuke oneself: Little brother do not fear, you were a moment ago by me...... Fell, perhaps resting a while good......” 这让庄美凤更加自责:“小兄弟你不要怕,你就是刚才被我……摔了一下,也许歇一会儿就好了……” „! Is you!” “啊!是你!” Ling Yun grasped the Zhuang Meifeng both legs suddenly: You said that is you falls me, you must see me, cures me, but must deliver to go home me!” 凌云猛然就抱住了庄美凤的双腿:“你说是你摔得我,你得给我看病,把我治好,还得把我送回家!” The goal achieves! 目的达成! Ling Yun in the heart secretly rejoices, the acknowledgment was I who you fell was good, husband quack remedy, even if glued on. 凌云心中暗喜,承认是你摔的我就行了,老公这块狗皮膏药,就算是粘上了。 Your calm!” “你冷静一下!” Zhuang Meifeng is unexpected, was grasped the both legs by Ling Yun, she does not feel immediately comfortably, but this time, actually really cannot get rid of throwing the opposite party, therefore can only endure patiently. 庄美凤猝不及防,又被凌云抱住了双腿,她顿时感觉不自在,可这次,却实在不能出手把对方给扔出去了,因此只能忍耐。 You could rest assured that we will certainly not throw down you not to manage, but you must rest first, then has a look to record something, for example your name, where the family/home, we also well delivers you to go back.” “你放心,我们一定不会丢下你不管的,但是你得先歇息一下,然后看看能不能记起来一些东西,比如你的名字,家在哪儿,我们也好送你回去。” Was right, does your body have the cell phone, or personal documents what?” “对了,你身上有没有手机,或者身份证件什么的?” Zhuang Meifeng comforts Ling Yun first, finally suddenly remembers, so long as on the opposite party has the cell phone or the ID card, immediately can know his status. 庄美凤先安慰凌云,最后忽然想起,只要对方身上有手机或者身份证,就立即能知道他的身份了。 She can think that Ling Yun naturally also early has thought that he besides this clothes, other things, early lost to Universe Ring. 只是,她能想到的,凌云自然也早都想到了,他除了这一身衣服之外,其他所有东西,早都丢到太虚戒指里去了。 I look to have a look...... em/hiccup, no.” “我找找看看……,没有。”
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