Stark Tower, on the people face of returning home with a full load is brimming with the joyful mood, naturally... had the complexions of two people are not very good! 斯塔克大厦,满载而归的众人脸上都洋溢着喜悦的情绪,当然了…有两个人的脸色不是很好！ Wants not to need to think, definitely knows Tony and Ash that... Lana must go to the kitchen, two people gathering same place, whispered low voice the gram 想都不用想,肯定是知道了克拉娜要下厨的托尼和灰烬,两人凑到一起,小声嘀咕了起来… „I said many times to you, if there is a banquet or other anything need food place! Ahead of time prepares, then informs the big teacher! Was then good, what to do did you call us?” Ugly-looking Ash extremely angry exclaimed to the similar complexion pale Tony low hoarseness. “我跟你说了多少次了,要是有宴会或者其他什么需要食物的地方！提前准备好,然后再通知大老师！这下好了,你叫我们怎么办？”面目狰狞的灰烬愤愤的冲着同样脸色铁青的托尼低声嘶吼道。 „What to do do I know? If I know that did not need to call out with you here! My God... I do not want to make the world think that my Tony Stark is strange who likes drinking the nuclear waste!” “我知道怎么办？我要是知道就不用在这里跟你嚎叫了！我的天哪…我可不想让世人都以为我托尼斯塔克是一个喜欢喝核废料的怪咖！” Since previous Tony entered the hospital gastric lavage, outside some have been rumored that Tony this super hero, when Iron Man has worked as insanely, really regards itself the robot of strong physique, regarded food to swallow the belly the nuclear raw material. 自从上次托尼进了医院洗胃之后,外面就一直有谣传说托尼这个超级英雄当钢铁侠已经当疯了,真把自己当成钢筋铁骨的机器人,把核原料当成食物吃进了肚子。 „You said his mother what to do! Really not good... we incurred, told the big teacher this cruel fact, believes that she will understand our...” “那你说他娘的咋办啊！实在不行…我们还是招了吧,将这个残忍的事实告诉大老师,相信她会理解我们的…” Looks Ash that a face takes for granted, Tony helpless sighing, then whole face dispirited saying „line! But is the issue... you goes to me to go? The woman is a good person, you really do not want to hurt her heart!” 看着一脸想当然的灰烬,托尼无奈的叹了口气,然后满脸颓废的说道“行啊！可问题是…你去还是我去？女士是一个好人,你不会真的想伤她的心吧！” Heard Tony saying that Ash was also the brow tight wrinkle, with a worried look... 听到托尼这么说,灰烬也是眉头紧皱,愁眉不展… Initially encouraged the big teacher to study the kitchen, actually also to let her had a hobby, was separated from these not happy thing as soon as possible, now was good, the hobby had, the big teacher did not have these not happy thing, but is one's turn Ash they is not happy... 当初鼓励大老师学厨,其实也是为了让她有个爱好,尽快脱离过去那些不愉快的东西,现在好了,爱好是有了,大老师也没有那些不愉快的东西了,可是轮到灰烬他们不愉快了… Two big masters squat in rooftop of avenger base, for a very long time is speechless... then, what to do should? 两个大老爷们就这么蹲在复仇者基地的天台上,久久无语…这下,到底该怎么办啊？ Pondered long time, Tony sighed one lightly, helpless saying „really did not have the means that can only make Thor sacrifice...” 沉思了良久,托尼轻叹一声,无奈的说道“实在没办法,就只能让托尔牺牲一下了…” „Yes... can only expect that his god special taste, or... anticipated his body stomach can shoulder...” “是啊…只能期待他这个神口味独特,或者说…期待他的身体肠胃扛得住吧…” Things have gotten to this point, can only walk one step to look at one step! The proper matter chatted, two people squatted to start to chat in rooftop 事已至此,只能走一步看一步了！正经事聊完了,两个人蹲在天台上就开始闲聊了起来 „Right, in the Sokovia inferior (Asia), you said before you discovered the big fish, to actually returns empty-handed finally, this is not normal, is not your Ash style, you hoodwink others could not deceive me, to be honest, what did you discover?” “对了,之前在索科维亚,你说你发现了大鱼,到最后却空手而归,这不正常,也不是你灰烬的风格,你蒙的了别人蒙不了我,老实说吧,你到底发现了什么？” Looks Tony that asked suddenly, Ash cannot help but frowning of gently, silent a moment later, the long sigh said that „was two children, a man and a woman, had the superpower, but made them give to run...” 看着突然发问的托尼,灰烬不由得轻轻的皱起了眉头,沉默了片刻之后,长长的叹息了一声说道“是两个孩子,一男一女,都有超能力,不过让他们给跑了…” Tony heard word surprise selected the eyebrow, after high and low sized up Ash one, what person isn't look strange saying „right... in this world also to be able to run away from the fiendish person hand of your destruction world? Is you bleeds off on own initiative!” 托尼闻言诧异的挑了挑眉,上下打量了灰烬一番之后,神色怪异的说道“不对吧…这世上还有什么人能从你这个毁灭世界的魔王手里逃走啊？是你主动放走的吧！” Ash helpless sighing, complexion some are unattractive, helpless saying „does not have the means... that two children and hydra has the essential difference, in my opinion that stretch of battlefield has nothing to do with them, I do not want to press these children, therefore put them to leave, but said , the speed of that boy, was really not a lid! If really wants to pursue, but also really must work hard...” 灰烬无奈的叹了口气,脸色有些不好看,无奈的说道“没办法啊…那两个孩子和九头蛇有本质上的区别,在我看来那片战场与他们无关,我也不想难为这些孩子,所以就放他们离开了,不过说真的,那个男孩的速度,真不是盖的！要是真想追,还真得费点功夫呢…” Patted face depressed Ash, Tony had turned around, walked toward the indoor, he also had the work to be busy, moreover was very important work, he made Thor comply with great difficulty, remained to study to them the mind scepter... 拍了拍一脸苦闷的灰烬,托尼转过身,朝着室内走去,他还有工作要忙,而且是很重要的工作,他可是好不容易才让托尔答应,把心灵权杖留下来给他们研究的… Tony sudden under foot of turning around, without turning head, but to Ash light asking „Ash, I am actually wanting to ask you, you said..., if we can the enemy, before any enemy arrive at Earth, annihilates again them, was Earth safe?” 转过身去的托尼突然脚下一顿,没有回过头,但是却对着灰烬淡淡的问道“灰烬,我想问你,你说…如果我们可以再敌人,任何敌人来到地球之前将他们消灭掉,地球是不是就安全了？” Ash heard that turning the head of word surprise, looks saying that the back of the head of Tony teased „perhaps, dealt with the enemy, I never spoke what rivers and lakes morality and justice... such Earth to be safe, this words I do not dare saying that did not have in any case outside , but in my opinion same and that's the end...” 灰烬闻言诧异的转过头,看着托尼的后脑勺戏谑的说道“也许吧,对付敌人,我是从来不讲什么江湖道义…不过这样地球安全了,这个话我不敢说,反正没了外面来的,还有里面来的,不过在我看来都一样就是了…” „Yes... can few be! This blue star is very frail!” Speaks, “是嘛…不过能少一个是一个吧！这颗蓝色的星球可是很脆弱的！”说完话, Tony beckons with the hand, entered the work room, after starting own work... several days, Tony and Dr. Banner started the crazy working pattern, the remaining people start to prepare the banquet with the help of Jarvis, after all this is a praiseworthy victory, the hydra basically already thorough was eliminated! The Loki scepter was also pursued! 托尼就摆了摆手,进入了工作室,开始了自己的工作…之后的几天,托尼和班纳博士开始了疯狂的工作模式,剩下的人则在贾维斯的帮助下开始准备宴会,毕竟这是一次值得称赞的胜利,九头蛇基本上已经被彻底的被消灭了！洛基的权杖也被追了回来！ However these had/left the small interlude actually, gram Lana... wants to go to the kitchen, was actually given by Jarvis rottenly. 不过这其中倒是出了一点小插曲,克拉娜…想要去厨房,却被贾维斯给烂了下来。 „Is sorry the woman, according to the instruction of mister, I cannot put you to go in...” “抱歉女士,根据先生的指示,我不能放您进去…” Hears the Jarvis words, gram Lana was not instantaneously happy, looks up in the building is being busy at work anything's Tony to ask „small Tony loudly! You explained to me, what is this! Did not reach an agreement, is food of banquet prepared by me?” 听到贾维斯的话,克拉娜瞬间就不高兴了,抬起头看着正在楼上忙活什么的托尼大声问道“小托尼！你给我解释一下,这是什么意思！不是说好了,宴会的食物由我来准备吗？” Tony in building knocks the hand of keyboard stagnates slightly awkwardly... by the glass ground toward below to subdue|grams Lana quibbling „this... this... the woman, is actually this, we decided that this banquet changes to the cocktail party time, did not need what food, had me the good wine that found from the all over the world! This was enough, therefore did not trouble you!” 楼上的托尼敲动键盘的手微微一滞…尴尬的透过玻璃地面朝着下方的克拉娜狡辩道“这个…这个…女士,其实是这样的,我们决定这一次的宴会改成酒会,不需要什么食物了,有我从世界各地找到的美酒！这就足够了,所以就不麻烦您了！” Is this! Tony! Nice! The really great idea, is really the person does not compel unable to find out the great idea! 就是这个！托尼！Nice！真是好主意啊,果然是人不逼就想不出好主意！ Heard Tony saying that gram Lana was not happier, is frowning to look at Tony that awkward face severe saying „I am your teacher!” 听到托尼这么说,克拉娜就更加不高兴了,皱着眉头看着托尼那张尴尬的脸严厉的说道“我是不是你的老师！” „This... was natural, not only you Ash big teacher, is my incantation technique teacher...” “这个…当然了,您不只是灰烬的大老师,还是我的咒术教师…” „Can't you understand to honor the teacher and respect his teachings?” “那你懂不懂尊师重道？” „Your meaning is...” “那您的意思是…” „I must prepare food! Otherwise, the cook that I study can only entertain, this makes me very unhappy!” “我要做菜！不然的话,我学的这一身厨艺只能自娱自乐,这让我很不开心！” Heard to subdue|grams Lana saying that Tony instigated instantaneously, has turned the head to shout „Jarvis to Jarvis loudly! Has not put the woman to go in quickly! An eyesight has not seen...” 听到克拉娜都这么说了,托尼瞬间就怂了,转过头冲着贾维斯大声喊道“贾维斯！还不快放女士进去！没点眼力见的…” „Mister, I am a computer, without the eye... the woman you please enter...” “先生,我是电脑,没有眼…女士您请进…” Then, gram Lana satisfied nod, stepped the cheerful step to enter the kitchen, let look that this Ash and Tony cannot help but swallow the saliva... 就这样,克拉娜满意的点了点头,迈着欢快的步伐走进了厨房,让看着这一幕的灰烬和托尼不由得吞了吞口水… Was then good, was incurable, the big teacher decided... did not have idea, did not have idea... can only refute when the time comes! 这下好了,没救了,大老师是打定主意了…没辙啊,没辙…只能到时候硬顶了！ The time passes quietly, the work of Tony and Banner also fell into the last act, all are ready, the banquet convenes as scheduled, just like Tony said, this banquet changed to the cocktail party, appropriately dressed people carry oneself wine glass to come and go out, respectively chitchatting... 时间悄然而逝,托尼和班纳的工作也落入了尾声,一切都准备就绪,宴会如期召开,正如托尼所说,这场宴会改成了酒会,一个个衣着得体的人端着自己的酒杯出入着,各自攀谈着… Only then squats Ash and Tony in corner with a worried look... 只有蹲在角落里的灰烬和托尼愁眉不展… „What kind of? Convinced?” Ash cautious withstood/top the top to squat with the elbow in Tony, low voice asking. “怎么样？说通了吗？”灰烬小心翼翼的用胳膊肘顶了顶蹲在身边的托尼,小声的问道。 Tony is smiling bitterly nod, looks unfamiliar not to have saying that may the love „dawn moves it by the sentiment by the principle, convinced finally, thing of doing woman..., only then after this crowd comes the miscellaneous personnel who feasts to diverge to carry to come out, person who after all my Tony also wants the face...” 托尼苦笑着点了点头,一脸生无可恋的说道“晓之以情动之以理,总算是说通了,女士的做的东西…只有在这群前来赴宴的闲杂人等散去之后才会端出来,毕竟我托尼也是要脸面的人…” A big stone in Ash heart fell to the ground finally steadily, long breathes a sigh of relief, Ash light saying „this is good, this is good...” 灰烬心中的一块大石头总算是平稳落地了,长舒了一口气,灰烬淡淡的说道“这就好,这就好啊…” Rebuttal say/way that the Tony whole face of wanting to cry but have no tears collapses „not, this point is not good, must eat! I really do not want to go to the hell to stroll again! The Ash brother, I remembers that... your stomach, can withstand the woman to make food probably is right! Can all these ask you?” 欲哭无泪的托尼满脸崩溃的反驳道“不,这一点都不好,还是要吃啊！我真的不想再去地狱逛一圈了！灰烬兄,我记得…你的肠胃,好像是可以承受女士做的食物对吧！这一切能拜托你吗？” Ash hears Tony this irresponsible words, showed a bright smile, natural saying „naturally is not good! What thinks? Let me eat! Why you vary eat personally, didn't we reach an agreement? Let Thor eat, he is a god, should be able to endure!” 灰烬听到托尼这不负责任的话,露出了一个灿烂的笑容,理所当然的说道“当然不行了！想什么呢？让我一个人吃！你干嘛不一个人吃啊,我们不是说好了吗？让托尔来吃,他是神,应该挺得住吧！” Spoke this saying, two people will look at with Thor that Steve will chat to drink, simultaneous/uniform simultaneous/uniform the chest front are drawing the cross... 说这话,两人将视线转向正在和史蒂夫聊天喝酒的托尔,齐齐的胸前画起了十字… The happy banquet eventually ended, the immaterial person left here entirely, is only left over avengers to stay in the base, sits together chatted the idle day. 欢乐的宴会终于结束了,无关紧要的人统统离开了这里,只剩下一众复仇者们留在基地内,围坐在一起聊起了闲天。 The people are making a bet now, bet who can hold up Thor meow meow the hammer, if to the person of this crowd of materialism how regardless of not to believe that only then Thor can hold up this hammer... 众人现在正在打赌,赌谁能举起托尔的喵喵锤,要是到这群唯物主义的人无论如何也不相信,只有托尔能够举起这把锤子… Coming up attempt one after another... quick, almost all people attempted, except for Natasha that is not interested, face anxious Ash as well as to subdue|grams Lana that is busy at work in the kitchen... no one can lift! 一个接着一个的上去尝试…很快,几乎所有人都尝试了一遍,除了对此并不感兴趣的娜塔莎,还有一脸紧张的灰烬以及在厨房忙活的克拉娜…没有人能举得起来！ „Right! Ash! We have Ash! Couldn't the big fiendish person in this destruction world, have lifted a hammer?” The person who most wants to take the lead, Barton looks at Ash suddenly, in high spirits said to the people. “对了！灰烬！我们还有灰烬啊！这个毁灭世界的大魔王,难道还举不起来一把锤子吗？”最想带头的人,巴顿突然看着灰烬,兴高采烈的冲着众人说道。 The booing continuously, Thor is also a face indifferent appearance, in his opinion, Ash, still holds up the hammer of own god of thunder even unqualified. 起哄声此起彼伏,托尔也是一脸无所谓的样子,在他看来,就算是灰烬,也不够资格举起自己的雷神之锤。 Ash actually chuckle beckons with the hand to say „me even, because I know, I can lift!” 灰烬却轻笑一声摆了摆手说道“我就算了,因为我知道,我能举得起来！” „Who breathes out boasts unable! Natasha has not attempted, you want to say that she can also lift!” “嘘吹牛谁不会啊！娜塔莎也没尝试,你是不是想说她也能举起来啊！” Listens to the Barton provocative sound, Ash helpless shaking the head to answer that „in fact, the Thor hammer fell initially , on Earth I have attempted...” 听着巴顿的挑衅声,灰烬无奈的摇了摇头解释道“事实上,当初托尔的锤子落在地球上的时候我就去尝试过了…” Heard Ash saying that Thor cannot help but selected the eyebrow, sat to set out anxious asking „... Ash you to hold up my hammer?” 听到灰烬这么说,托尔不由得挑了挑眉,坐起身来紧张的问道“那么…灰烬你举起我的锤子了？” Ash shaking the head of gently „, I do not have, because I, if lifts, your hammer destroyed, therefore your father prevented me at that time, has not made me put forth the brute force to come...” 灰烬轻轻的摇了摇头“不,我没有,因为我要是举起来的话,你的锤子就毁了,所以你老子当时就阻止了我,没让我使出蛮力来…” Heard Ash saying that Thor cannot help but dumbfounded, in other words, Ash held up the way of hammer of god of thunder is first destroys you! Let ban vanish, lifts... very crude method it again. 听到灰烬这么说,托尔不由得哑口无言,也就是说,灰烬举起雷神之锤的方式是先把你毁了！让其中的禁制消失,再把它举起来…非常粗暴的方法。 At this point, Ash cannot help but shrugs to continue to say „, therefore, you also do want to make me attempt? Only if you did not want this god of thunder...” 说到这里,灰烬不由得耸了耸肩继续说道“所以啊,你还想让我尝试吗？除非你们不想要这个雷神了…” In Kung Fu that the people spoke, to subdue|grams Lana carried a tray to seem like very delicious vegetable/dish to return to by the table. 就在众人说话的功夫,克拉娜端着一盘子看起来非常可口的菜回到了桌子旁。 Ash and Tony cannot help but looked at each other one, saw from the eyes of opposite party dignified... came! 灰烬和托尼不由得对视了一眼,均从对方的眼中看到了凝重…来了！ When two people prepare to plan Thor, grating buzz the whining noise spread to the ear of people, everyone closely covered the ear, except for Ash and to subdue|grams Lana... 就在两人准备算计托尔的时候,一声刺耳的嗡鸣声传入了众人的耳中,所有人都紧紧的捂住了耳朵,除了灰烬和克拉娜… The people look up, sees only a broken steel robot, limped to walk from the corner... 众人抬头看起,只见一个残破的钢铁机器人,步履蹒跚的从角落里走了出来…