DT :: Volume #5 Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon?

#343: The fools get online


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Day of Adventure eventually finished, following that tired exhausted Bell blindly follows suit in facial color indifferent Ash behind, walks toward that worn-out church... 一天的冒险终于结束了,累的精疲力尽的贝尔亦步亦趋的跟在面色淡然的灰烬身后,朝着那件破旧的教堂走去… Today, Bell has not penetrated into fifth, does not have unlucky again meets Minotaur this Monster, but at this moment, he actually compares that thrilling meeting attack time also bothers... 今天,贝尔没有深入到第五层,也没有再次倒霉的遇到米诺陶洛斯这种怪物,但是此刻,他却比那次惊险的遇到袭击的时候还有累… The both legs turn sour, both hands are swollen and painful, some back do not get up, he was really tired... 双腿发酸,双手肿痛,脊背都有些支不起来,他实在是太累了… Dungeon third, Ash drew a big pile, at least over a hundred Goblin, then take together the sharp stone, after this crowd of Goblin are all battered to death, to Bell drew a troop, making Bell kill... 地下城的第三层,灰烬拉了一大堆,起码有上百只的哥布林,然后拿着一块锋利的石头,把这群哥布林全都砸死之后,又给贝尔拉了一大群,让贝尔去杀… Bell can only weep and wail, screaming, is imitating the Ash movement shoddily, although is only the shoddy imitation, but Bell progress truly very amazingly quick... minimum, changed him to be all right the bad problem that liked jumping! 贝尔只能哭喊着,尖叫着,拙劣的模仿着灰烬的动作,虽然只是拙劣的模仿,但是贝尔地进步确实非常的神速…最起码,改掉了他没事就喜欢跳起来的坏毛病! Ash with he yells your TNN to me jumps more than once again is so high I to break to you your leg! Later doubts you to sit the wheelchair to hit to me!” 灰烬不止一次跟他喊叫“你TNN的再给我跳那么高我就把你腿给你打断!以后打怪你就给我坐着轮椅打!” Although does not know that the wheelchair is anything, but Bell knows that what is breaks own leg... 虽然不知道轮椅是什么东西,但是贝尔知道什么叫把自己的腿打断… Under staring of Ash terrifying line of sight, Bell bore itself want with taking off to avoid the strategy that the enemy attacked forcefully, changed to Ash to demonstrate to oneself, looked for the enemy to attack the crevice to conduct the method of avoidance. 灰烬恐怖视线的凝视之下,贝尔强行忍住了自己想要用起跳来躲避敌人进攻的策略,改用一种灰烬给自己演示过的,寻找敌人进攻空隙进行躲避的方法。 However as the beginner, Bell was hit miserably by Goblin, could not find together the good skin very much from top to bottom, in the wooden stick by Goblin hand was knocked turns purple to turn green. 但是作为初学者,贝尔哥布林打得很惨,浑身上下都找不到一块好皮,都被哥布林手中的木棒敲得发紫发青。 However was good to grasp the fur/superficial knowledge of this method, moreover can hold the Goblin neutral gear, hit back... 不过好在是掌握了这种方法的一点皮毛,而且也能够抓住哥布林的空档,进行反击了… Naturally, is only Goblin, other Monster have not met, when the time comes possibly did not have the Ash that terrifying fight intuition from new familiar... present Bell after all... 当然,只是哥布林,其他的怪物没遇到,到时候可能得从新熟悉…毕竟现在的贝尔还没有灰烬那么恐怖的战斗直觉… Although hit is very miserable, but Bell is not sad, because is only a today's afternoon, oneself felt oneself were reborn generally! 虽然被打的很惨,但是贝尔却一点也不难过,因为光是今天一个下午,自己就感觉自己脱胎换骨了一般! Before coped with Goblin, got more than ten 20 to pant, is incapable of fighting again, but today, oneself almost killed Goblin of fifty, although hit was a little miserable, but that just started, following 10-20, Bell was almost the one breath kills off them! 之前自己对付哥布林,打上十几二十只就气喘吁吁,无力再战,但是今天,自己几乎杀死了半百的哥布林,虽然被打的有点惨,但那只是刚开始,都后面的10-20只,贝尔几乎是一口气把它们杀光的! Finally is really weak, Bell felt oneself can definitely kill these Goblin completely! 要不是最后实在是体力不支,贝尔觉得自己完全可以将那些哥布林全部杀死! Rubbed the somewhat stiff shoulder, the Bell whole face ugly smile to Ash was saying that that... very thank you, taught my so many, I later will try hard!” 揉了揉有些僵硬的肩膀,贝尔满脸难看的笑容对着灰烬说道“那个…非常谢谢你,教会了我这么多,我之后会更加努力的!” Ash whole face indifferent beckoning with the hand, responded to a soft voice doesn't matter, was mainly your fight skill is really a little spicy eye, I taught you a fur/superficial knowledge, wanted to become the true powerhouse, the road that you must take also had...” 灰烬满脸无所谓的摆了摆手,轻声回应道“没关系,主要是你的战斗技巧实在是有点辣眼睛,我才教你一点皮毛的,想要成为真正的强者,你要走的路还有很多呢…” Right... Ash, who you are, why so small has such profound fight skill?” Bell somewhat curious asking, the eyes size up suddenly up and down are being short, seems like very emaciated Ash. “对了…灰烬君,你到底是什么人啊,为什么这么小就有这么高深的战斗技巧?”贝尔突然有些好奇的问道,双眼上下打量着身材矮小,看起来十分孱弱的灰烬 My anything people are not, I am only Hestia Familia one, ok, little said so many, hurried, otherwise which Kamisama should be worried...” Ash chuckle, said in a soft voice, then does not return has walked toward the worn-out church that can see... “我什么人都不是,我只是赫斯提亚眷族的一员罢了,好了,少说那么多,赶紧回去吧,不然哪位上神大人该担心了…”灰烬轻笑一声,轻声说道,然后头也不回的朝着已经能看见的破旧教堂走去… Does not urge to expect, Hestia Goddess was extremely worried, particularly after seeing Bell this wound, how was almost must cry Bell... you... you to do this appearance anxiously! What unprincipled person ran into?” 不催所料,赫斯提亚女神非常担心,尤其是看到了贝尔这一身伤之后,更是差点急得哭出来“贝尔君…你…你怎么搞成这个样子了呀!是不是遇到什么坏人了?” The held back abdomen can feel the faint trace the ache, Bell suppresses the ache to smile to Hestia was saying that not... no, met a group of Goblin, was good tidies up them because of me and Ash!” 被按压的腹部还是能感受到丝丝的疼痛,贝尔强忍住疼痛微笑着对赫斯提亚说道“没…没什么,就是遇到了一大群哥布林罢了,好在我和灰烬把他们都收拾掉了!” „It is not good! You lie down a bit faster, I have a look at your wound!” Head of Hestia swinging is like the rattle-drum, is entraining Bell to the bedside forcefully, tore off his coat to throw on the bed. “不行不行!你快点躺下,我看看你的伤口!”赫斯提亚的头摇的跟拨浪鼓一样,强行拽着贝尔到了床边,拔下了他的上衣扔到了床上。 Looks at the whole body not to have Bell of good skin, Hestia unable to bear the tears in eye flow together finally... 看着浑身没有一块好皮的贝尔,赫斯提亚终于是忍不住眼中的泪水流淌了下来… Sees Hestia to burst into tears, 看到赫斯提亚流泪, The Bell hurried opens the mouth said Kamisama, I was really all right, was only some skin flesh wounds, quick can be good!! Right, Kamisama, we update the condition now! I certainly become strong!” Hears the Bell words gently, Hestia flat duck, sat the Bell side, punctured own finger again, dropped a drop of blood in Bell behind... 贝尔急忙开口说道“上神大人,我真的没事的,只是些皮外伤,很快就能好的!啊!对了,上神大人,我们现在来更新状态吧!我一定变得超强的哦!”听到贝尔的话,赫斯提亚轻轻的扁了扁嘴,坐到了贝尔的身边,再次刺破了自己的手指,滴了一滴血在贝尔的身后… A moment later, in the room heard the Hestia screams this! Is this possible? Rapidness that such how can grow?” 片刻之后,房间内就传来了赫斯提亚的惊呼声“这!这怎么可能?怎么会成长的这么快?” Hears the Hestia screams, Bell has quickly turned the head to look that Hestia happy saying did grow? Too was really good! Received these have not worked hard painstakingly white/in vain, makes me have a look quickly, Kamisama!” 听到赫斯提亚的惊呼声,贝尔急忙转过头看着赫斯提亚开心的说道“成长了很多吗?真是太好了!受的那些苦没有白下功夫,快让我看看,上神大人!” Received the paper that Hestia handed over, Bell carefully looked, then felt oneself are having a dream general... 接过赫斯提亚递来的纸条,贝尔仔细的看了起来,然后就感觉自己在做梦一般… Other first did not say, the skilled whole about rose 1000 points! Moreover very average assignment in his attribute, growth most prominent was agile and endurance... increased about 300 points respectively! 别的先不说,熟练度整体将近上升了1000点!而且非常平均的分配在了他的属性中,其中成长最为突出的就是敏捷和耐力…更是各自提升了近300点! The so huge growth, let Hestia and Bell fell into the surprised mood, a moment later, Hestia grasped the cheeks of Bell suddenly, earnest looks at Bell to ask Bell! You speak the truth with me, you met anything in Dungeon!” 如此巨大的成长,让赫斯提亚贝尔都陷入了惊讶的情绪,片刻之后,赫斯提亚突然抓起贝尔的脸颊,认真的看着贝尔问道“贝尔君!你跟我说实话,你在地下城中到底遇到了什么东西!” Bell hears words coldly gawked, then said that slowly was ordinary Goblin..., although possibly were many a point compared with before, but really only had Goblin...” 贝尔闻言愣了愣,然后缓缓地说道“就是普通的哥布林啊…虽然比起之前可能多了一点,但是真的只有哥布林…” The Hestia look concentrates slightly, continue ask were many a point? Specific time how many? I remember Goblin before three to be most over 15 one crowd is not right!” 赫斯提亚的眼神微微一凝,继续问道“多了一点?具体时间多少?我记得三层之前的哥布林最多不会超过十五只一群才对!” The Bell awkward moving away look, saying of talking ambiguously on... were many... ninety appearances...” 贝尔尴尬的移开眼神,含糊其辞的说道“就…就多了…九十几只的样子…” Hears the Bell words, Hestia is startled over a hundred Goblin to appear on third together? Is this possible? Did Monster in Dungeon have what mutation? It is not good! I must give the association to be good this matter defendant!” 听到贝尔的话,赫斯提亚大吃一惊“上百只哥布林一起出现在第三层?这怎么可能?难道说地下城中的怪物出现了什么异变?不行!我得将这件事被告给公会才行!” The Bell hurried opens the mouth said not! It is not... the mutation, is Ash he directs the same place one after another...” 贝尔急忙开口说道“不是的!不是什么…异变,是灰烬君他一群一群引到一起的…” Oh? What did you say?” Hestia was shocked, somewhat puzzled looks at Bell, felt that own ear possibly was not good... “唉?你说什么?”赫斯提亚愣住了,有些不解的看着贝尔,感觉自己的耳朵可能是不行了… „... Is Ash to exercise me, directs the same place more than 100 Goblin...” Bell some opens the mouth embarrasedly said that in the heart non-stop apologized to Ash, sorry! Ash, I cannot lie to Kamisama! “啊…是灰烬君为了锻炼我,将一百多只哥布林引到一起的…”贝尔有些讪讪的开口说道,心中不停的向灰烬道歉,对不起了!灰烬君,我不能对上神大人撒谎! Ash hears these words, does helpless sighing, go forward knocking on a door of gently I to come in?” 门外的灰烬听到这番话,无奈的叹了口气,上前轻轻的敲了敲门“我能进来吗?” Hears the Ash words, the Hestia look is somewhat serious, toward Ash said that comes in Ash, happen to my something want to ask you...” 听到灰烬的话,赫斯提亚眼神有些严肃,朝着门外的灰烬说道“进来吧灰烬君,正好我有些事情想要问问你…” Ash just entered the bedroom, was flown to kick by Hestia one of the sudden lift-off in the abdomen, the Ash surprise caught soft Hestia, helpless asking „does your do... Kamisama.” 灰烬刚刚走进卧室,就被突然升空的赫斯提亚一个飞踢踢在了腹部,灰烬诧异的接住柔软的赫斯提亚,无奈的问道“您这是干什么啊…上神大人。” Hestia both hands grip the fist ruthlessly is thrashing the body of Ash, agitated saying fool fool! How you can take that risk! You cannot throw down me!” 赫斯提亚双手攥拳狠狠的捶打着灰烬的身体,情绪激动的说道“笨蛋笨蛋!你们怎么可以去冒那种险啊!你们不能丢下我一个人啊!” Ash helpless held the wrist/skill of Hestia, smiles bitterly saying that Kamisama... you considered thoroughly, I stroll today in Dungeon, to be honest, I closed one's eyes can on first five strolled... the Bell wound that heavy was also I wants to exercise him...” 灰烬无奈的抓住了赫斯提亚的手腕,苦笑一声说道“上神大人…你真是多虑了,我今天在地下城里逛了一圈,说句实话,我闭着眼睛都能在前五层闲逛…贝尔伤的那么重也是我想锻炼他罢了…” The one side lies in nod response say/way of Bell on bed deep is also so un un! Ash he is super! Returning safe and sound killed 100 Goblin! Why although does not know, Magic Stone that Goblin that Ash kills delivers very small...” 一旁趴在床上的贝尔也深以为然的点了点头回应道“嗯嗯!灰烬君他超级厉害的!毫发无伤的就杀死了一百只哥布林!虽然不知道为什么,灰烬君杀死的哥布林产出的魔石都非常的小…” Small? Can't change money? Does our walking measure you not to understand? Ash helpless turned Byakugan, to Hestia was saying that is such Kamisama, you have not understood me, I will never handle the matter that has not grasped, next time I will guarantee cannot let your small LaBelle wound that heavy was good?” 小怎么了?不能换钱?咱走量你懂不?灰烬无奈的翻了个白眼,对着赫斯提亚说道“就是这样上神大人,你们还不了解我,我从来不会做没有把握的事情,下次我保证不会让你的小贝儿伤的那么重了好不好啊?” Hears the Ash words, the face of Hestia suddenly equally is assorted red what to the boiled prawn... is my little LaBelle... this... this... is not right, is my Bell, but... but cannot say!” 听到灰烬的话,赫斯提亚的脸突然向煮熟的大虾一样通红“什…什么叫我小贝儿…这个…这个…不对,就是我的贝尔,但是…但是不能这么说!” Looks Goddess that is suddenly charming, Ash helpless sighing. Therefore... Dark Souls World Goddess ... Gwendolyn is also even counted, what is the abstinence department right? 看着突然娇羞起来的女神,灰烬无奈的叹了口气。所以…黑魂世界女神…连格温德林也算上,都是禁欲系的是吗? That... Kamisama, does Ash, tonight how we go to the banquet? Today's income very sumptuous! Which hotel happen to can go to...” Bell opened the mouth at this time suddenly to Ash and Hestia said. Ash turned big Byakugan I to say in you to you their marketing strategy, but can also go?” “那个…上神大人,灰烬君,我们今天晚上去开宴会怎么样?今天的收入非常的丰盛!正好可以去哪家饭店…”贝尔这个时候突然开口对着灰烬赫斯提亚说道。灰烬翻了个大大的白眼“我都跟你说了你中了他们的营销策略,还要去?” Bell somewhat embarrassed flexure scratching the head that... went to one, after all received others thing...” 贝尔有些不好意思的挠了挠头“那个…还是去一趟吧,毕竟收了人家的东西…” Ash helpless sighing, nod of gently good... Bell you to really be a big good person... we eats one tonight well, I have not happen to had any nice food in this city...” 灰烬无奈的叹了口气,轻轻的点了点头“好吧…贝尔你可真是个大好人啊…我们今晚就去吃一顿好的吧,正好我还没在这个城市吃过什么像样的饭呢…” Hestia honk mouth how? Explodes potato meatball Monarch is not delicious?” 赫斯提亚嘟了嘟嘴“怎么?难道炸土豆丸子君不好吃吗?” The corners of the mouth of Ash twitched, explodes potato meatball Monarch? Explodes the potato to explode the potato... also to meatball Monarch volume... not, had a money with great difficulty, I also very want to eat other...” 灰烬的嘴角抽搐了一下,炸土豆丸子君?炸土豆就炸土豆呗…还非得丸子君“额…不是不是,好不容易有了点钱,我还挺想吃点别的呢…” Good! Since Bell and Ash want to hold the banquet, we go to good delicious one!” The Hestia big hand wields, whole face happy saying. “好吧!既然贝尔君和灰烬君都想开宴会,我们就去好好吃一顿吧!”赫斯提亚大手一挥,满脸开心的说道。 Lies Bell also happy holding up hand on bed „! Good! Hiss...” Seemed like pulls to the wound, was really the pitiful fellow... 趴在床上的贝尔也开心的举起手“哦!太好了哦!嘶…”看起来是扯到伤口了,真是可怜的家伙… ...... …… The shop entrance of which marketing wizard stands, some Bell expectation in looks at other straightforward Adventurer, even some do not dare to go in... 站在哪家营销鬼才的店门口,贝尔有些憧憬的看着里面豪爽的其他冒险者们,甚至有些不敢进去… Ash actually does not fear walked, saw today's sales promotion wizard, smiles is saying little miss, didn't the triumphant child who you draw today how to prepare to greet?” 灰烬却丝毫不怵的走了进去,看到了今天的推销鬼才,微笑着说道“小姑娘,你今天拉的凯子到了哦怎么不准备过来迎接一下?” Oh...! Is this morning Mr. Adventurer, welcome. That... triumphant child anything... really young girl did not notice that the face of Bell is somewhat happy, the words that but Ash spoke make her slightly somewhat awkward. “唉…啊啊!是今天早上的冒险者先生,欢迎光临。那个…凯子什么的…真的不是啦”少女看到贝尔的脸有些开心,但是灰烬说的话却让她稍微有些尴尬。 Ash beckons with the hand to be all right, the fool gets rich today, therefore comes to here to spend! Has what nice wine good meat to me on and that's the end!” 灰烬摆了摆手“没事没事,冤大头今天发财了,所以才来这里消费一下的哦!有什么好酒好肉给我上就是了!”
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