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#338: Explodes the potato to make us meet

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Beautiful Orario, making countless people be carried away, here has most terrifying Monster, here has most surprised Adventure, here has the mellowest strong liquor, here has the most beautiful woman, here has... the most honored gods! 美丽的欧拉丽,让无数人为之神往,这里有最恐怖的怪物,这里有着最惊奇的冒险,这里有最香醇的烈酒,这里有最美丽的女人,这里有…最尊贵的神明！ ... Really made one yearn! Orario! Here Jane is the heaven of Adventurer and powerhouse! 哦…真是令人向往啊！欧拉丽！这里简直是冒险者和强者的天堂！ However now Ash does not feel the anticipation..., since enters this beautiful city to start, Ash can feel, the flame and chaos that this city disseminates, have saying that possibly carried off his complete luck by who the Ash main body separates, then, really hit the first prize! 但是现在灰烬对此却一点也不觉得期待…自打进入这个美丽的城市开始,灰烬就能感觉到,这个城市弥散的火焰和混沌,不得不说,被灰烬本体分离出来的自己可能带走了他全部的运气,这下,是真的撞到头彩了！ Always lingers side Ash, full is the chaos aura, what is most essential is... these chaos unexpectedly bewildered stabilized! 无时无刻都萦绕在灰烬身边的,满满的都是混沌的气息,最关键的是…这些混沌竟然莫名其妙的稳定了下来！ This lets the matter that Ash is inconceivable, that is the chaos! In the impression of Ash, the chaos are most may not ponder over, the most hard-to-control thing , may lead to the catastrophe even the slightest misstep... 这是让灰烬难以想象的事情,那可是混沌唉！在灰烬的印象中,混沌是最不可琢磨,最难以控制的东西,稍有不慎,就可能会酿成大祸… He to the present unusual regret, initially to Professor Tony Stark the magic of chaos... is also the strength of incantation technique. Who knows the fellow who this of that day is not free from worry will put in order a big ticket devil to come... to tear into shreds he himself! 他到现在都非常的后悔,当初给托尼史塔克教授了混沌的魔法…也就是咒术的力量。谁知道那一天这个不省心的家伙就会整出一大票恶魔来…把他自己撕碎呢！ „! Is main body that fellow teaches in any case, has a hammer to relate with me! This time must be able to find the origin of chaos, then makes it my strength, when the time comes...! Perhaps I can also change from guest to host to become the main body also perhaps!” Is thinking the Ash cannot help but crack opened the mouth titter got up... I to replace the main body, the color of color and pupil of hair on one and changes to the red! “嘛！反正是本体那家伙教的,跟我有个锤子关系！这一次要是能找到混沌的来源,然后让它成为我的力量,到时候…嘿嘿嘿！说不定我还能反客为主成为本体也说不定呢！”这么想着的灰烬不由得裂开嘴偷笑了起来…等我取代了本体,头发的颜色和瞳孔的颜色就一并改成红色吧！ Then separates shortly, matter that this Soul starts to consider to defect, really worthily is individualistic Ash... 这才分离出去没多久,这个灵魂就开始考虑反水的事情了,真不愧是特立独行的灰烬啊… On bustling street, Ash whole face surprise looks at all around, the lifeform of various races have, where human, half Beastman, elf and couldn't dwarf... some Ash secure endure oneself intense complaining to want ‚Delaney, great demon, goblin and dead spirit also to have the panda person? How Alliance Horde of your world assign, therefore I now in Alliance or Horde? Best is Horde...’ 熙熙攘攘的街道上,灰烬满脸诧异的看着周遭的一切,各种种族的生物都有,人类、半兽人、精灵、矮人…灰烬都有些安耐不住自己强烈的吐槽欲了‘德莱尼、巨魔、地精、亡灵还有熊猫人在哪里？你们这个世界的联盟部落到底是怎么分配的,所以我现在到底是在联盟还是部落？最好是部落…’ Said that... did not say this city does have the gods to exist? Certainly propagandizes joke of traveling! How to think that gods type of arrogant thing will not mix to gather together with so many races! Now how does the tourism start to propagandize falsely? 说起来…不是说这个城市有神明存在吗？一定是宣传旅游的噱头吧！怎么想神明这种傲慢的东西也不会和这么多种族混聚在一起啊！怎么现在旅游业都开始虚假宣传了？ Ash is reading the atlas in hand, sighed... he to arrive at this world reluctantly for sometime, the place of initial landing was a grove... then follows the chaos aura to come here. 灰烬看着手中的地图册,无奈的叹息了一声…他已经来到这个世界有一段时间了,最初降落的地方是一个小树林…然后顺着混沌的气息一路来到了这里。 Is looking in the hand the traveling introduction handbook about Orario, curling the lip of Ash disdains „gods... are really laughable, will the bright world of mortals really settle down? What opens...?” 看着手中关于欧拉丽的旅游介绍手册,灰烬不屑的撇了撇嘴“神明…真是可笑,真的会有神下界定居？开什么…嗯？” The whole face disdains is looking in the hand the Ash sudden surprise of tourist handbook lifted the head, looked to a corner ordinary stall... 满脸不屑的看着手中旅游指南的灰烬突然诧异的抬起了头,看向了街角一个普通的摊位… Also real mother has! Hey! Are you really gods? Why the gods will wear the apron to sell the thing in the corner! What sold is what? Explodes the potato ball? You is what god... is difficult to be inadequate is the god of potato? This world is what situation! 还真尼玛有啊！喂喂喂！你真的是神明吗？为什么神明会穿着围裙在街角卖东西啊！卖的是啥？炸土豆球？你是什么神…难不成是土豆之神？这个世界到底是什么情况啊！ Ash arrived at this to be bored to death to sit behind the stall gods slowly, tight stared at this honk the mouth to try to blow out the whistling sound however only to put out in front of the gods of saliva in any event... 灰烬缓缓地来到了这个正百无聊赖坐在摊位后面的神明面前,紧紧的盯着这个嘟着嘴试图吹出口哨声但是无论如何都只能吐出唾沫的神明面前… „That...” Ash just opened the mouth, this gods jumped all of a sudden, looks excitedly Ash pleasantly surprised saying „guest you do want to buy a potato ball? Our exploding potato ball may be delicious!” “那个…”灰烬刚刚开口,这个神明就一下子蹦了起来,兴奋地看着灰烬惊喜的说道“客人你是要买一点土豆球吗？我们的炸土豆球可好吃了！” No! You at all are not the god of potato! You are the god of sales promotion! Ash is really inconceivable, unexpectedly gods, can the whole face flatter looks at one to them such as simultaneously ants general human... 不！你根本不是土豆之神！你是推销之神！灰烬实在是难以想象,一个神明,居然能满脸谄媚的看着一个对他们来说如同时蝼蚁一般的人类… Let alone this is gripping two ponytail appearance delicate young girls at present, truly has Soul of gods, this without a doubt, not only Soul, even the authority is possibly even grasping firmly, in other words... is not wild hair God, the god comes radically! 更何况眼前这个扎着两个马尾辫长相清秀的少女,确实有着神明的灵魂,这点毋庸置疑,不只是灵魂,甚至可能连权柄都牢牢在握,也就是说…不是什么野毛神,根本就是正神来的！ „... Potato ball, “啊…土豆球啊, Ok, gives me to come to points... ” Where Ash really does not know complains, can only first follow the words of this gods saying that... on the other hand, you are also really selling the potato ball... few Goddess happy wrapped one package of boiling hot exploding potato, smiles is giving Ash whole face happy saying „to be indebted your help, five Valis!” 行吧,给我来一点…”灰烬实在是不知从哪里吐槽,只能先顺着这个神明的话说下去了…话说回来,你还真的是在卖土豆球啊…少女神开开心心的包了一包滚烫的炸土豆,微笑着递给灰烬满脸开心的说道“承蒙惠顾,五瓦利斯！” Ash hears the words of this undignified gods dull, finally slow the god had come, pulled out a gold coin to hand over from own belt-bag. 呆呆地灰烬听到这位毫无威严的神明的话,终于缓过了神来,从自己的腰包中掏出了一枚金币递了过去。 Few Goddess see the gold coin that Ash hands over, whole face awkward saying „guest... this was not Valis says...” 少女神看到灰烬递过来的金币,满脸为难的说道“客人…这个不是瓦利斯的说…” Ash hears words coldly gawked, saying of surprise „this wasn't good? I outside with this pay a bill said... they also receive!” 灰烬闻言愣了愣,诧异的说道“这个不行吗？我在外面都是用这个付账的说…他们也都收的呀！” Few Goddess put out a hand to shake finger in the Ash front „here is labyrinth city Orario, here only received Valis! With Magic Stone in the currency that the trade union trades, this is the stipulation of trade union, guest...” 少女神伸出手在灰烬的面前晃了晃手指“这里是迷宫城市欧拉丽,这里只收瓦利斯的哦！就是用魔石在工会换的货币,这是工会的规定哦,客人…” Ash threw in the hand the boiling hot potato ball, whole face helpless saying „, but I just came to this city, in the hand only then this said that... can't stretch the rules?” 灰烬抛了抛手中滚烫的土豆球,满脸无奈的说道“可是我刚来这个城市,手里只有这个的说…就不能通融一下吗？” Few Goddess helpless shakes the head saying that „this... is not really good! How to say again I am also gods, cannot violate the rule that the guild sets! Oh? Just came to this city... in other words...” 少女神无奈的摇了摇头说道“这个…真的不行呢！再怎么说我也是神明,不能违背行会定下的规则！唉？刚来这个城市…也就是说…” The rejection of few Goddess righteousness expression the request of Ash, then remembered anything to think aloud suddenly probably generally... 少女神义正言辞的拒绝了灰烬的请求,然后突然像是想起了什么一般自言自语了起来… Ash whole face surprise looks that the look is getting more and more bright, excited even shivering some Goddess , strange saying „how? What incorrect place has?” 灰烬满脸诧异的看着眼神越来越明亮,激动的甚至都有些颤抖的少女神,奇怪的说道“怎么了吗？是有什么不对的地方吗？” Few Goddess raised the head suddenly, whole face excited looks that Ash asked „me to say! You come this city Adventure? Is this!” 少女神突然抬起头,满脸兴奋的看着灰烬问道“我说啊！你是来这个城市冒险的吗？是不是这样啊！” Is Ash strange nod of „what question for the time being... this... please ask?” 灰烬奇怪的点了点头“姑且…算是这样吧…请问有什么问题吗？” Few Goddess begin spirited saying „that is not good supinely! The Orario labyrinth only then Familia of god can visit, in other words the average person cannot go in!” 少女神仰起头神气的说道“那可不行哦！欧拉丽的迷宫只有神的眷族可以踏足,也就是说一般人是不能进去的哦！” Ash heard that word frowning of gently, actually this matter... truly a little said troublesome, present have not been able to challenge the well-mannered strength, moreover this does not conform to own style, but must become Familia of gods... to speak the truth Ash to have a little contradiction. 灰烬闻言轻轻的皱起了眉头,竟然还有这种事…确实有一点麻烦的说,现在的自己还没有能够挑战规矩的力量,而且这不符合自己的行事风格,但是要成为神明的眷族…说实话灰烬有那么一点抵触。 After all, how Ash this person said again, could be called is the enemy of god, the soul world final gods were he ruin personally... 毕竟,灰烬这个人再怎么说,都称得上是神之敌了,魂世界最后的神明就是他亲手葬送的… Few Goddess had not detected that unusuality of Ash , to continue exciting saying „, therefore! You want the Adventure words, must join Familia of gods!” At this point, few Goddess suddenly, then whole face sinister saying „, but you are really are in luck very much! Has real gods before you! Also is I! On god Hestia!” 少女神没有察觉到灰烬的异常,继续兴奋的说道“所以啊！你想要去冒险的话,就要加入一个神明的眷族哦！”说到这里,少女神突然顿了顿,然后满脸阴险的说道“但是你真是很走运啊！在你面前就有一个货真价实的神明！也就是我！上神赫斯提亚！” Ash heard that the word selected the eyebrow, the strange smile is saying „in other words, you are also the god who Familia consecrates..., moreover hopes that I join your Familia, is this meaning?” 灰烬闻言挑了挑眉,奇怪的微笑着说道“也就是说,你也是一个眷族所供奉的神…而且希望我加入你的眷族,是这个意思吧？” Few Goddess Hestia hear on Ash very words, satisfied nod of „that is it how, if you are willing to join our Familia... the position of assistant regimental commander to you to do? Heart movement!” 少女神赫斯提亚听到灰烬十分上道的话,满意的点了点头“就是这个意思哦要是你肯加入我们眷族的话…副团长的位置都可以给你做哦怎么样？心动了吧！” Ash whole face helpless looks that this thanked my few Goddess a bit faster, you absolutely were the god of sales promotion! Your this set of excuse was also too skilled... did the person, moreover, joined have the position of assistant regimental commander to sit? Was is too a little false! Difficult to be inadequate your Familia now only then a regimental commander person! 灰烬满脸无奈的看着这个一副快点感谢我的少女神,你绝对是推销之神！你这一套说辞也太熟练了吧…而且,才加入的人就有副团长的位置可以坐？是不是有点太假了！难不成你的眷族现在只有团长一个人啊！ „... Casual, joined to join, perhaps this was also the arrangement of destiny! When assistant regimental commander anything's I you are cracking a joke good...” Ash helpless sighing. “哈…随便吧,加入就加入好了,也许这也是命运的安排吧！副团长啥的我就当你是开玩笑的好了…”灰烬无奈的叹了口气。 Hestia has not responded how continues whole face exciting saying „? Can join? This is on me god Hestia looked that you pleasing to the eyes to the exceptional case that you open the assistant regimental commander” 赫斯提亚还没有反应过来,继续满脸兴奋的说道“怎么样？要加入吗？这可是我上神赫斯提亚看你顺眼才给你开的特例哦副团长哦” Looks more depends on nearer few Goddess , Ash helpless beckoning with the hand of „said I joined... the face do not collect to say!” 看着越靠越近的少女神,灰烬无奈的摆了摆手“都说了我加入了啦…不要把脸凑过来的说！” Joined also no, oneself need one to enter the reputation that this so-called Dungeon finds out in any case, whose Familia, what position does not matter. Hestia hears the Ash words excitedly, the whole face jumped „is too good behind the stall! Too was really good! Hestia Familia expanded a point!! Finally two people!” 加入了也没啥,反正自己只是需要一个能进入这个所谓地下城一探究竟的名头罢了,谁的眷族,什么位置都无所谓。赫斯提亚听到灰烬的话,满脸兴奋的在摊位后面蹦蹦跳跳起来“太好了！真是太好了！赫斯提亚眷族又壮大了一分！欧耶！终于有两个人了哦！” Ash whole face helpless sighing, assistant regimental commander... originally, only then a regimental commander person! What Familia also called on this well... „, I heard, Hestia Familia? This is our ethnic group, I knew, can I go to Dungeon to stroll now?” 灰烬满脸无奈的叹了口气,副团长…原来是真的只有团长一个人啊！就这还叫什么眷族啊…“好了好了,我听到了,赫斯提亚眷族是吗？这就是我们的族群是吧,我知道了,那我现在可以去地下城逛一逛了吗？” Ash that is wanting to turn around to leave suddenly by Hestia after behind holds on... the Ash whole face surprise looks to catch own Hestia, curious asking „didn't I join your Familia? What matter also has?” 正欲转身离开的灰烬突然被赫斯提亚从身后一把拉住…灰烬满脸诧异的看着拽住自己的赫斯提亚,好奇的问道“我不都加入你的眷族了吗？还有什么事情吗？” Hestia put out a hand to select forehead that selected Ash, whole face serious saying „this was not good! As Familia on god, you are a my child, is my family member! Cannot be so rash” 赫斯提亚伸出手点了点灰烬的额头,满脸严肃的说道“这可不行哦！作为上神的眷族,你就是我的孩子,是我的家人！可不能这么莽撞哦” Ash selected the brows, looks with asking of own Ais high few Goddess whole face surprise „, therefore? What matter also has is I needs to know?” 灰烬挑了挑眉头,看着跟自己差不多高的少女神满脸诧异的问道“所以呢？还有什么事情是我需要知道的？” Few Goddess let loose the arm of Ash, smiling nod of „this is right! You also need to receive Grace from here, could be my Familia by that time you to go to Dungeon truly to say!” 少女神放开灰烬的胳膊,微笑着点了点头“这就对了嘛！你还需要从我这里领取恩惠,才真正算得上是我的眷族到那时候你才可以去地下城的说！” Ash pounded smacking the lips, helpless flexure is really scratching the head „when troublesome... that I can obtain your Grace?” 灰烬砸了咂嘴,无奈的挠了挠头“真是麻烦啊…那什么时候我才能获得你的恩惠呢？” Hestia blew up the mouth, the air/Qi toot toot looks that Ash earnest saying „I am working now, after the Grace matter I got off work, returned to our agglomerations, I gave you Grace, happen to you can also see your senior! Also, I have not known your name!” 赫斯提亚鼓起了嘴,气嘟嘟的看着灰烬认真的说道“我现在正在打工,恩惠的事情等我下班了以后,回到我们的聚集地,我就给你恩惠,正好你也可以见见你的前辈哦！还有啊,我还不知道你的名字呢！” Does Ash show a faint smile „my name? My name, is called Ash!” 灰烬微微一笑“我的名字吗？我的名字,叫做灰烬！”
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