DT :: Volume #4 Naruto

#303: Name study

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„Jiraiya, did your bastard boy also come back? Does your bastard also feel all right?” The Ash whole face disdains looks to write with vigor Jiraiya that. “自来也,你这个混蛋小子也回来了吗？你这个混蛋还好意思？”灰烬满脸不屑的看着奋笔疾书的自来也。 Helpless raising the head, looks to ridicule own Ash, Jiraiya helpless sighing „Sir Ash, I 40 several, are not the boy..., moreover I am very busy, must for the new book selection, give the old man to inquire the news, you think that who is so idle with your same every day, daily follows in Kushina behind...” 无奈的抬起头,看着讥讽自己的灰烬,自来也无奈的叹了口气“灰烬大人,我已经四十好几了,不是什么小子了…而且我可是很忙的,要为了新书取材,还有给老头子打探消息,你以为谁都跟你一样每天这么闲,天天跟在玖辛奈的身后啊…” „Mouth reckless! Your this fellow, is short to me shifts the topic, the couple prepares to name to the child with the character of your throwing street novel! Can't you on the dessert? Do you obtain the name so to be how coarse?” Ash stared in a big way the eye, looks at whole face helpless Jiraiya indignant saying. “口胡！你这个家伙,少给我转移话题,人家两口子可是准备用你的扑街小说的人物给孩子命名的！你就不能上点心？还有你取得名字怎么这么难听？”灰烬瞪大了眼睛,看着满脸无奈的自来也气愤的说道。 „Roar? Dislikes the name that I give to be of pleasant to hear? I know you give so-called that they on the paper of stopper wrote all over you to take ‚name’!” Jiraiya turned Byakugan, said the name time, but also aggravated the tone especially, the corners of the mouth also hung up the smile that teased. “哦吼？嫌我起的名字不好听？我可是知道你给他们塞的纸条上面写满了你取的所谓‘名字’的哦！”自来也翻了个白眼,说道名字的时候,还特地加重了语气,嘴角也挂起了一丝戏谑的笑容。 Nearby Kushina convenient takes up a paper from the table, tone strange read getting up „wave wind son-of-a-bitch and wave wind iron pole and Fengshan artillery and vortex such as the flower, vortex Cuihua, the vortex cauliflower and vortex broccoli... Uncle Ash, your really meeting name? I most incomprehensible the flatter according to the ground beetle is what ghost! How the continuous wave wind and vortex do not bring!” 一旁的玖辛奈顺手从桌子上抄起一张纸条,语气怪异的念了起来“波风狗蛋、波风铁柱、波风山炮、漩涡如花、漩涡翠花、漩涡菜花、漩涡西兰花…灰烬叔叔,你真的会起名字吗？还有我最不能理解的这个阿依土鳖是什么鬼啊！怎么连波风和漩涡都不带了！” Public sentenced Ash became flushed the face, puffs and blows is saying „mouth reckless to Uzumaki Kushina! You understand a hammer, the name is more inexpensive, the child is better to support! My this is thinks of you! As for flatter according to the ground beetle... that is princess's name!” 被公开处刑的灰烬涨红了脸,吭哧吭哧的对着漩涡玖辛奈说道“口胡！你们懂个锤子,名字越贱,孩子越好养活！我这是为你们着想啊！至于阿依土鳖…那可是公主的名字唉！” The Kushina deep sigh one breath, patted the shoulder of Ash, laughs at one saying that „Uncle Ash, really does not know that who your name is..., although sounds a little strange, but is normal, is you who you get up obtains these names on the contrary, is really a little spicy eye...” 玖辛奈长叹一口气,拍了拍灰烬的肩膀,嗤笑一声说道“灰烬叔叔,真不知道你这个名字是谁给你起的…虽然听起来有点怪,但是还算正常,反倒是你自己取得这些名字,真的是有点辣眼睛…” Ash proud tender leaning is excessive, is pursing the lips extremely angry saying „! Fellow of appreciation does not understand! The name that you give is also not much! Why the surface hemp... you have not given your child to give a name to call the facial paralysis!” 灰烬傲娇的偏过头去,噘着嘴愤愤的说道“哼！不懂的欣赏的家伙！你自己起的名字也不怎么样啊！还面麻…你干嘛不给你孩子起名叫面瘫！” Kushina heard Ash the eyebrow of counter-attack air/Qi soon to set upright, rising spiritedly kicked on the calf of Ash, extremely angry saying „Uncle Ash you could not understand! I gave the child to give such ordinary name am to hope him can pass the ordinary and joyful life! You are anything do not know!” 玖辛奈听到灰烬的反击气的眉毛都快要竖起来了,奋起一脚踢在了灰烬的小腿上,愤愤的说道“灰烬叔叔你到底懂不懂啊！我给孩子起这么普通的名字是希望他能够度过平凡且快乐的一生！你才是什么都不知道呢！” Ash quickly supports by the arm because of kicking oneself saying that but center of gravity not steady Kushina, the whole face worries about „feeds, you carefully! You are also pregnant, how can do this, is really, you must think of... me not to want me in his dozens years...” 灰烬急忙搀住因为踢自己而重心不稳的玖辛奈,满脸担忧的说道“喂,你小心一点啊！你还怀着孕呢,怎么能这样做,真是的,你也要为我着想一点啊…我可不想在等他个几十年了…” The sound that the Ash last few words saying is very light, Kushina has not heard, even if heard, it is estimated that cannot understand... 灰烬的最后一句话说的声音很轻,玖辛奈没有听到,但是就算听到了,估计也听不懂… „... Knows knew, Uncle Ash was really annoying, Minato was also, did not make me go out, he was so busy, does not know that accompanied me... to irritate me!” Kushina was being supported by the arm breathless saying by Ash. “啊…知道了知道了,灰烬叔真是烦死人了,水门也是,都不让我出门了,他还这么忙,也不知道回来陪我…气死我了！”玖辛奈被灰烬搀着气急败坏的说道。 Nearby Jiraiya chuckle, put down the pen in hand to smile is saying „Minato but now Hokage, the busy point was the good deed, but he was busy at your seal issue recently probably, is doing the preparation for the birth of childbirth and child.” 一旁的自来也轻笑一声,放下了手中的笔微笑着说道“水门现在可是火影啊,忙一点是好事,不过他最近好像在忙你的封印问题,为你的分娩和孩子的诞生在做准备啊。” Kushina honk the mouth, panting in indignation saying „I said that nine may be obedient, has Uncle Ash, even if makes him run he not to dare to run.” 玖辛奈嘟了嘟嘴,气呼呼的说道“我都说了,九尾可听话了,有灰烬叔叔在,就算让他跑他都不敢跑出来的。” Jiraiya helpless sighing, said in a soft voice „prevents accidents before they happen... your child also to forgive our pains, is really...” Speaks and continues to write own writings earnestly, seems like studying hard. 自来也无奈的叹了口气,轻声说道“防患于未然嘛…你这孩子也要体谅我们的苦心啊,真是的…”说完话又继续埋头书写自己的大作,看起来十分的用功。 Ash is supporting by the arm sitting down Kushina, gathered the Jiraiya side, looks appearance curious asking that he writes with vigor „small Jiraiya, what you write is anything, my meaning you consider as finished, you do not work as the material of writer...” 灰烬将玖辛奈搀扶着坐下,凑到了自来也的身边,看着他奋笔疾书的模样好奇的问道“小自来也啊,你写的是什么东西啊,我意思你还是算了吧,你不是当作家的料…” Jiraiya looked around Kushina one mystically, then grinning gives Ash manuscript paper in the hand, 自来也神神秘秘的看了一旁的玖辛奈一眼,然后笑嘻嘻的将自己手中的稿纸递给灰烬, Said strangely with a smile „my writings follow to be different, but this book to cater to the market taste of populace, made the profound investigation and study, certainly can succeed!” The Ash whole face does not believe looked at Jiraiya, I believe you ghost appearance, then lowers the head to start to look at the manuscript paper in hand. 怪笑着说道“我这本大作跟上本不一样,这本书可是为了迎合了大众的市场口味,做了深刻的调研,一定能获得成功的哦！”灰烬满脸不信的看了一眼自来也,一副我信你个鬼的模样,然后低头开始看手中的稿纸。 Looks, Ash expression strange, this radically is the small pornography... the article is some unhealthy the content that and 18 ban, really owes he to write. 看着看着,灰烬的表情就怪异了起来,这根本就是小黄书嘛…通篇都是一些不健康且十八禁的内容,真亏他能写得出来。 „I said that... I know your first book writes, although not much, but also was the proper novel, but this... you were really deliberately bad.” “我说啊…我知道你第一本书写的虽然不怎么样,但也算是正经小说了,可是这一本…你真的是自暴自弃了啊。” „Sir Ash is really anything does not understand... the side also to have that beautiful attractive Sir Fire Keeper to come thanks to you, this is a wilderness of savageness, waits for my hard-working farmer to reclaim wasteland!” Jiraiya whole face self-confident smiled, but also taunted wave of Ash while convenient... “科科科灰烬大人真是什么都不懂啊…亏你身边还有那么美丽漂亮的防火女大人来着,这可是一片未开化的荒野,等待着我这个辛勤的农夫去垦荒呢！”自来也满脸自信的笑了起来,还顺带嘲讽了一波灰烬… A fist Jiraiya knocks down, looks at the manuscript paper in hand to be somewhat helpless, this fellow said probably really has that a matter, this world also really has no vulgar interest publication probably, the market radically is blank, perhaps also really can call this old Y stick to top. 一拳将自来也打翻在地,看着手中的稿纸有些无奈,这家伙说的好像确实有那么回事,这个世界好像还真没有什么低级趣味的刊物,市场根本就是一片空白,没准还真能叫这个老Y棍拔得头筹。 Manuscript paper optional throwing in hand to the table on, Ash turned Byakugan indifferent saying „is... the laborious farmer comrade, you refuel, hopes that your book cannot die a violent death well...” 将手中的稿纸随意的扔到了桌子上,灰烬翻了个白眼无所谓的说道“是是是…辛苦的农夫同志,你加油吧,希望你这本书不会暴死就好…” Jiraiya covers the belly to crawl, helpless turned Byakugan, cautious received the manuscript paper of booth on table, mumbled in a low voice „is really, appreciation that did not understand, this book was I selects material laboriously, works wholeheartedly the creation, was given the great expectations writings by me...” 自来也捂着肚子爬起来,无奈的翻了个白眼,小心翼翼的收起了摊在桌上的稿纸,低声嘟囔道“真是的,一点都不懂的欣赏,这本书可是我辛辛苦苦取材,呕心沥血创作,被我给予厚望的大作啊…” Kushina looks to do strange two people, whole face curious asking „Uncle Ash, Sir Jiraiya, the book that you said is what book... did not mind that shows me? I also very...” 玖辛奈看着搞怪的两人,满脸好奇的问道“灰烬叔叔,自来也大人,你们说的书是什么书啊…不介意给我看看吗？我也挺的…” The Jiraiya hears word eyes jump project none, as if found the intimate friend general, happy saying „real? Are you interested in my book? Too was really good, my takes you shows!” 自来也闻言双眼迸射出精光,仿佛找到了知音一般,高兴的说道“真的吗？你对我的书感兴趣吗？真是太好了,我这就拿给你看看！” Also without and other Jiraiya set out, Ash tramples him on a foot, the manuscript paper in hand scatters in all directions, scatters place. 还没等自来也起身,灰烬就一脚将他踹到,手中的稿纸四散而出,散落一地。 Looks that pours in Jiraiya that the ground twitches, Ash shouts sternly „Jiraiya, if after your fellow dares this type of book to Kushina or, her the child looks, I certainly your skin digging up!” 看着倒在地上抽搐的自来也,灰烬厉声喝道“自来也,你这个家伙要是敢把这种书给玖辛奈或者以后她的孩子看,我一定把你的皮给扒了！” Reproved Jiraiya, Ash has turned the head to look Kushina that a face compelled ignorant, serious saying „Kushina, this type of book you cannot look! This entertainers'guild pollutes your Soul, but may also pollute child's Soul... in brief is not the good thing!” 训斥完自来也,灰烬转过头看着一脸懵逼的玖辛奈,一脸严肃的说道“玖辛奈,这种书你不能看！这种书会污染你的灵魂,还有可能污染孩子的灵魂…总之就是不好的东西！” Kushina surprised saying „? Uncle Ash, does the book of Sir Jiraiya have such big might?” 玖辛奈惊讶的说道“唉？灰烬叔叔,自来也大人的书有这么大的威力吗？” Ash whole face serious nod of „..., so long as read this book, in which the thing of contamination will certainly pollute the mind of lily, did not say that looked... takes is possibly polluted!” 灰烬满脸郑重的点了点头“是啊…只要看了这本书,其中的污秽之物一定会污染纯洁之人的心灵,不说看…就是拿着都可能被污染！” Kushina smiles bitterly, looks to keep a serious look Ash, helpless saying „Uncle Ash you were really exaggerating, how to say again Sir Jiraiya was also the Minato master, should not harm our...” 玖辛奈苦笑一声,看着表情严肃的灰烬,无奈的说道“灰烬叔叔你真是太夸张了,再怎么说自来也大人也是水门的师傅,应该不会害我们的吧…” „Is... I will not harm them, said again, read my book, their sexes will be perhaps happier also perhaps!” The manuscript paper of picking up ground Jiraiya that finally crawls loves dearly, clamped with the clip, saying that mumbled. “就是就是…我才不会害他们呢,再说了,看了我的书,没准他们的夫妻生活会更美好也说不定呢！”终于爬起来的自来也心疼的捡起地上的稿纸,用夹子夹了起来,嘟嘟囔囔的说道。 Hears the complaint of Jiraiya, Ash is burning with anger, furious! Flies again a foot, kicked going out „I saying that the Jiraiya whole person was not good is not good! Your this fellow selects to be good with the Sarutobi study!” 听到自来也的抱怨,灰烬怒火中烧,怒不可遏！再次飞起一脚,将自来也整个人踢飞了出去“我说不行就是不行！你这个家伙跟猿飞学点好行不行！” Jiraiya that flies hits on the wall, the painful moan, at this time, the main house gate was shoved open, Namikaze Minato of whole face surprise pushes the door to enter, looks that pastes in Jiraiya that the wall screws on unable to buckle, puzzled looks to the room, just in time, one pack of manuscript paper flew his front... 飞出去的自来也撞在墙上,痛苦的呻吟了起来,就在这个时候,家门被推开了,满脸诧异的波风水门推门而入,看着贴在墙上扣都扣不下来的自来也,不解的看向屋内,正巧,一叠稿纸飞到了他的面前… Quick of eye and hand Minato caught this hidden weapon with ease, curious asking to Kushina „Kushina, how master this was, what this was?” 手疾眼快的水门轻松地接住了这个暗器,好奇的问向玖辛奈“玖辛奈,师傅这是怎么了,还有这个是什么啊？” Kushina chuckle, is smiling to Namikaze Minato was saying that „Sir Jiraiya annoyed Uncle Ash, was punched, as for your hand , was the new book of Sir Jiraiya... Uncle Ash said that did not make me look...” 玖辛奈轻笑一声,对着波风水门微笑着说道“自来也大人惹了灰烬叔叔,被揍了,至于你手里的,则是自来也大人的新书…不过灰烬叔叔说不让我看…” Minato curious lowering the head, looked at the manuscript paper in hand to look to paste Jiraiya on wall, opening the manuscript paper looked at getting up curiously „what thing is, hasn't been able to look?” 水门好奇的低下头,看着手中的稿纸又看了看贴在墙上的自来也,翻开了稿纸好奇的看了起来“是什么东西啊,还不能看？” Minato is also the good child who a deep love studies, otherwise he will not look the throwing street novel of own master, moreover very likes this book... 水门也是一个热爱读书的好孩子,要不然他也不会去看自己师傅的扑街小说,而且还挺喜欢这本书的… Hearing is the Jiraiya recent work, cannot bear want first to Namikaze Minato of own teacher trust to take a look as soon as possible very..., but looks that the feeling was not quite right. 听到是自来也的新作,对自己老师十分信任的波风水门就忍不住想要先一睹为快…但是看着看着就感觉不太对了。 This book... is is a little really undisguised, what radically is Confucian classics that writes, with widely divergent that oneself imagine, no wonder Sir Ash does not make Kushina look... but, why can't own eye move? Why good to know that what behind wrote? 这本书…实在是写的有点露骨,根本就是不是什么正经书,跟自己想象的大相径庭,难怪灰烬大人不让玖辛奈看呢…不过,为什么自己的眼睛就是移不开呢？为什么好想知道后面到底写了些什么呢？ More looked more fascinated Namikaze Minato gently is glancing through the manuscript paper in hand, the look is getting more and more dedicated, but also often emanation „! Originally can also like this...” The sigh, as if opened the front door of new world! As everyone knows nearby Ash looked that his look was also getting more and more strange... 越看越入迷的波风水门轻轻的翻阅着手中的稿纸,眼神越来越专注,还不时的发出“哦！原来还能这样…”的感叹,仿佛打开了新世界的大门！殊不知一旁的灰烬看他的眼神也越来越怪异了… „The sediment, degenerate, bastard, erotomania, wooden leaf scraps/condescend and if the leaders are not virtuous , the people cannot expected to virtuous...” Ash looks that wallows in Namikaze Minato that the small pornography is unable to extricate oneself, cursed in a low voice... “渣滓、败类、混蛋、色情狂、木叶之屑、上梁不正下梁歪…”灰烬看着沉迷于小黄书无法自拔的波风水门,低声咒骂了起来… Jiraiya also detained oneself from the wall finally, looks own disciple is reading own writings earnestly excitedly, the whole face collects, asking of anticipation „how, Minato, did you say my entertainers'guild fire?” 自来也也终于从墙上把自己扣了下来,看着自己的弟子认真的阅读着自己的大作,满脸兴奋的凑上来,期待的问道“怎么样,水门,你说我这本书会火吗？” Minato difficult pulled out from the manuscript paper own attention, has turned the head strangely to Jiraiya was saying that „volume... should... possible... the big probability be all the rage entire endures!” 水门艰难的将自己的注意力从稿纸中拔了出来,转过头怪异的对着自来也说道“额…应该…可能…大概率会风靡整个忍界吧！” Hears the appraisal of Minato, has not waited for the exciting Jiraiya speech, the one side look strange Ash look concentrates, has turned the head earnestly looks at Kushina to say „Kushina, divorces this young sex fiend! As soon as possible!” 听到水门的评价,还没等兴奋的自来也说话,一旁神色怪异的灰烬眼神一凝,转过头认真的看着玖辛奈说道“玖辛奈,跟这个小色魔离婚！尽快！” „Yeah?” “哎？”
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