The Lord of the Rings as a movie, has many flaws. 魔戒作为一部电影,有着不少缺陷。 Probably might as well the sorcerer of swordsmen film special effect fought in the 80's, plot development of copying mechanically and applying slavishly, but these are the sections, thinks little. 像是还不如八十年代武侠片特效的巫师打斗,生搬硬套的剧情发展,不过这些都是小节,不以为意也可以。 However is biggest, the most fatal loophole, appears in the Lord of the Rings finally some & fucking ash ; Fraudeau takes the Lord of the Rings to go to the end volcano, he mounts the end volcano, arrived before the channel of volcanic center, then Fraudeau must do, enters the channel, arrives at the volcano the center, then threw down the supreme Lord of the Rings finished up. 但是最大,最致命的漏洞,就出现在魔戒的最后部分—弗罗多拿着魔戒前往末日火山,他登上末日火山,来到了通向火山中心的通道前,接下来弗罗多要做的,就是走进通道,来到火山的中心,然后把至尊魔戒丢下去就完事了。 However at this time had a completely not unimaginable problem. 然而这时候就出现了一个完全无法想象的问题。 That is, this channel to end volcanic center, gate does not have unexpectedly! 那就是,这条通往末日火山中心的通道,居然连个大门都没有！ Has not guarded, without gate, anything does not have! Fraudeau such swaggering walked directly!! 没有守卫,没有大门,什么都没有！佛罗多就这么大摇大摆的直接走了进去！！ At that time saw here, the Fang Zheng whole person was silly. How he wants not to think clearly, Sorung is actually thinking anything. He is not does not know that the end volcano can destroy the supreme Lord of the Rings, according to truth, such dangerous place, Sorung, even if not destroy, will still block to be right. 当时看到这里,方正整个人都是傻的。他怎么想都想不明白,索隆到底在想什么。他又不是不知道末日火山会摧毁至尊魔戒,按照道理来说,这么危险的地方,索隆就算不破坏掉,也应该封锁起来才对。 Moreover remote corner that the end volcano cannot reach in what him, under his eye hides!! 而且末日火山又不是远在什么他够不着的偏僻角落,就在他的眼皮子底下啊！！ Even this volcano often erupts, without the means puts a guard, do you draw one -and-a-half teams of beast people dead of suffocation gate with the stone very difficultly?? Very difficult? 就算这座火山时常喷发,没办法放个守卫,你拉一队半兽人用石头把大门堵死很困难吗？啊？很困难吗？ You do not plan to build the ring, therefore you do keep it to do? Recalls? 你又不打算重新打造戒指,所以你留着它干嘛呢？缅怀过去吗？ Sorung can it be that senile dementia? 索隆莫不是老年痴呆了？ To be honest, initially saw here Fang Zheng does not have to the movie interest instantaneously, this seems you to try hard to capture/raid the game, to discovered finally pass/test Dibo SS unexpectedly is mental handicap, this can be said as the most disappointing game design. Player possibly final wave SS is not even in no mood to hit continually, withdrew directly then deletes the game. 说实话,当初看到这里方正瞬间对电影兴致全无,这就好像你努力攻略游戏,到最后发现关底波SS居然是个智障,这可以说是最差劲的游戏设计。以至于玩家甚至都可能连最终波SS都没心情打,直接退出然后删游戏了。 You display their wisdom and bravery with this type mental handicap, did not feel are oneself very also mental handicap? 你和这种智障斗智斗勇,不觉得自己也很智障吗？ This insults own intelligence quotient simply. 这简直就是侮辱自己的智商。 But Gandalf and the others complained regarding Fang Zheng’s is quite earnest, indeed, thinks carefully, Sorung possibly didn't care about the end volcano? That is his only Achilles'heel, will change anybody not to treat it lightly. If really looks like, Sorung who Fang Zheng said end volcano dying of suffocation, that really troubled in a big way. 而甘道夫等人对于方正的吐槽则相当认真,的确,仔细想想,索隆怎么可能不关心末日火山？那可是他唯一的死穴,换了任何人都不会掉以轻心。如果真像方正所说的,索隆把末日火山给堵死了,那就真的麻烦大了。 Quick, the people made the decision, reinforcements in start after the short recuperation with just the bell army immediately, go to demon multi- & fucking ash ; So-called give-and-take, they must with oneself strength, let Sorung and demon have a look at their wills and determinations! 很快,众人做出了决定,洛汗的援军与刚铎军队在经过短暂的休整之后立刻启程,前往魔多—所谓有来有往,他们也要用自己的力量,让索隆和魔多看看他们的意志和决心！ Then, before the group arrived at demon many black gates, here is demon many entrances, is the firm incomparable fort city wall. Soldiers aligning formation, silent is looking steadily at the front. But Gandalf and Aragao and the others equitation stand forth, before arriving at the black gate, then, Aragao to gate, the angry sound is shouting. 就这样,一行人来到了魔多的黑门前,这里是魔多的入口,也是坚固无比的要塞城墙。士兵们排列好队形,沉默不语的盯视着前方。而甘道夫和阿拉冈等人则骑着马向前走去,来到了黑门前,接着,阿拉冈对着大门,怒声喊道。 „Dark demon Monarch comes! We must execute a captured offender on the spot him!!” “黑暗魔君现身！我们要将他就地正法！！” „.....................” “…………………” However, facing Aragao's angry roaring, the black gate was unresponsive, was nearby Fang Zheng had a yawn on the contrary. 然而,面对阿拉冈的怒吼,黑门毫无反应,反倒是旁边的方正打了个哈欠。 „You shouted that is not good, making me come.” “你这么喊可不行,让我来。” Is saying, Fang Zheng looks to the black gate, coughed. 一面说着,方正一面望向黑门,咳嗽了一声。 „Alsace ......... cough cough, is not right, Sorung! The blood debt of Sino-Turkey compatriot wants your blood to recompense! Come, coward! Comes out to suffer to death!!” “阿尔萨………咳咳,不对,索隆！中土同胞的血债要你血偿！来吧,懦夫！出来受死吧！！” Fang Zheng’s voice just fell, saw the present black gate to open a slit slowly, later, a no face male who is riding the warhorse walked. He arrives at the front of people, then says. 方正的话音刚刚落下,就见眼前的黑门缓缓打开了一条缝隙,随后,一个骑着战马的无脸男从中走了出来。他来到众人的面前,然后开口说道。 „My Master, great Solon, gave regards to everyone.” “我的主人,伟大的索伦,向各位问好。” Then he took a fast look around present people, later the sound immediately became low and deep. 接着他扫视了一圈眼前的众人,随后声音顿时变得低沉了许多。 „Your this group of motley crew who comes to negotiate with me?” “你们这帮乌合之众谁来和我谈判？” hearing this, Gandalf coldly snorted. 听到这里,甘道夫冷哼一声。 „Has nothing to discuss that with the evil person of Sorung this type of no news, told your lord, the demon multi- armies must dismiss. He will be expelled this lands, forever can not return!” “和索隆这种无信的恶人没什么可谈的,告诉你主子,魔多军队必须解散。他将被逐出这片土地,永远不得返回！” „Hehe.” “呵呵。” Hears Gandalf's reply, does not have the face male to sneer. 听到甘道夫的回答,无脸男冷笑一声。 „Grey beard father, happen, I have a thing to you look.” “灰胡子老爹,正好,我有件东西要给你们看。” Is saying, that monster from took up a secret silver half-length armor demonstration on hand before the people. But sees this half-length armor, the complexion of people immediately changes. Then half beast person sneers, threw half-length armor directly, Gandalf received, stubbornly is looking steadily at half-length armor in hand. 一面说着,那个怪物一面从手边拿起了一件秘银半身甲展示在了众人面前。而看到这件半身甲,众人的脸色顿时为之一变。接着半兽人冷笑一声,直接把半身甲扔了过去,甘道夫一把接过,死死的盯视着手中的半身甲。 „No, Fraudeau!!” “不,弗罗多！！” At this moment sits in Aragao behind Huo Bit person shouts, but Gandalf bites the jaw, shouted angrily. 此刻坐在阿拉冈身后的霍比特人大喊起来,而甘道夫则咬住牙关,怒喝一声。 „Peaceful!” “安静！” „Fraudeau ............!” “弗罗多…………！” „Peaceful!!” “安静！！” Hears Gandalf's angry roaring, Huo Bit person closed the mouth, but this moment opposite no face male complacent toward them. 听到甘道夫的怒吼,霍比特人闭上了嘴巴,而此刻对面的无脸男则洋洋得意的朝着他们。 „Originally that Huo Bit person is so important to you, he suffers greatly in our hands, who can want to obtain that villain to bear the so big pain unexpectedly? But he is receiving, Gandalf ......... is in deep sorrow.” “原来那个霍比特人对你们这么重要,他在我们手中受尽折磨,谁能想得到那个小人儿竟能承受如此大的痛苦？而他受着,甘道夫………痛不欲生。” Facing without face male speech, protects to abstain from squad one group of expression becomes stiff, is pale and ugly, Gandalf is in the eye is with the tears, did not say a word. 面对无脸男的说话,护戒小队一行人的表情都变得僵硬,铁青又难看,甘道夫更是眼中含着泪水,一言不发。 But at this time, Fang Zheng’s voice resounded again. 而这时候,方正的声音再次响起。 „Ok, was really bored, you said that whom these things deceived.” “好了,真是无聊,你说这些东西糊弄谁呢。” „Un?” “嗯？” „What did you say?” “你说什么？” Hears Fang Zheng’s words, does not have the face male to turn the head to look suddenly to him, latter slanting sitting on motor, both hands thoughts, being bored to death visits him. 听到方正的说话,无脸男猛然转头望向他,后者则斜斜的坐在摩托上,双手抱怀,百无聊赖的看着他。 „Forget it, you left blustered here, wanted that Huo Bit person really in your hand, do you might as well take to give us to have a look? Now comes out is also useful with such ragged clothes? You must really want to attack us, selects is useful, for example inserts the head of that Huo Bit person on the lance, or hangs with the string his corpse before the black gate, didn't this compare to take ragged clothes to deceive the person?” “得了吧,你别在这里虚张声势了,要那个霍比特人真在你手上,你不如拿出来给我们看看呗？现在拿这么一件破衣服出来又有什么用？你要真想要打击我们,就来点儿有用的,比如说把那个霍比特人的头插在长矛上,或者把他的尸体用绳子吊在黑门前,这不比拿件破衣服糊弄人强多了？” Said till here, Fang Zheng had a yawn again, he suspects that is it possible that now Sorung has to fall the wisdom halo, this group of people are so how stupid, others said that what they do believe what? Such ragged clothes, what issue can also explain? In fact, can only put out the clothes unable to put out the person, itself has explained the issue very much. 说道这里,方正再次打了个哈欠,他现在都怀疑索隆莫非是有降智光环的,怎么这群人这么蠢,人家说啥他们就信啥？就这么一件破衣服,又能够说明什么问题？事实上,只能够拿出衣服拿不出人,本身就已经很说明问题了吧。 „You ...............” “你……………” Hears Fang Zheng’s taunt, did not have the face male also to say anything, at the same time Fang Zheng the right hand has raised, a pistol presented in his hand. 听到方正的嘲讽,无脸男还想要说些什么,与此同时方正已经右手扬起,一把手枪出现子啊了他的手中。 „Bang!!!” “砰！！！” Does not have the face male to be worn the first half head of iron helmet to throw off under the bullet tremendous blow strength directly, the fragment of skull mixes the brain fluid to scatter in all directions to dance in the air, but his body rocked on the warhorse, then crash ground. 无脸男被戴着铁盔的上半个脑袋直接在子弹巨大冲击力下被掀翻,头盖骨的碎片混合着脑浆四散飞舞,而他的身体则在战马上晃动了一下,然后坠落地面。 „Ok, the negotiations ended, waste time.” “行了,谈判结束,浪费时间。” The Fang Zheng dangling right hand, narrows the eye to look to the front. 方正垂下右手,眯起眼睛望向前方。 „Standing by.” “准备战斗吧。” With Fang Zheng’s words, the giant jet black iron gate opens slowly, behind the iron gate, the tens of thousands of fully-armed half beast person steps forges ahead, but in these half beast people behind, in the jet black high tower is burning Solon's eyes are sending out the solar brilliance, is shining his retinue. 伴随着方正的说话,巨大的漆黑铁门缓缓打开,在铁门后面,数以万计全副武装的半兽人正踏步向前迈进,而在这些半兽人的身后,漆黑的高塔上燃烧着的索伦之眼正散发着太阳般的光辉,照耀着他的仆从。 Sees this, Aragao and Gandalf and the others quickly to returning withdraw, prepares to direct the army. But Fang Zheng treats as same place, looks half beast person army who at present gradually approaches, the corners of the mouth turned upwards slightly, reveals wiped the happy expression. 看到这一幕,阿拉冈和甘道夫等人急忙向回撤去,准备指挥军队。而方正则依旧待在原地,看着眼前逐渐靠近的半兽人大军,嘴角微微翘起,露出了一抹笑意。 „Ok, all fought also plays greasily, now plays unparalleled ......... not to know that I and Fraudeau, who will kill Sorung quickly? Good, mission goal: Eliminates Sorung the Lord of the Rings investment end volcano before Fraudeau!” “好了,全战也玩腻了,现在玩玩无双吧………不知道我和佛罗多,谁会更快干掉索隆呢？好吧,任务目标:在弗罗多将魔戒投入末日火山前消灭索隆！” Is talking to oneself in a low voice, Fang Zheng puts out a hand, pulled out the big sword from the motor, later he accelerates suddenly, rushes over toward the present half beast person army! 一面低声自语着,方正一面伸出手去,从摩托中抽出了大剑,随后他猛然加速,朝着眼前的半兽人大军冲了过去！ „Mister!!” “先生！！” Sees this, the people shouted to make noise immediately with amazement, but Fang Zheng did not care at all, sees only him to hit to fly to keep off in front half beast person warrior directly, went down to the enemy deep place directly. The fierce beast of prey that the jet black motorcycle as if roared battered, keeps off half beast person one by one is hit to fly away before him. 看到这一幕,众人顿时惊讶的喊出声来,而方正则毫不在意,只见他直接撞飞了挡在前面的半兽人战士,直接深入到了敌方深处。漆黑的摩托车仿佛咆哮的凶恶猛兽般横冲直撞,挡在他面前的半兽人一个个被撞飞开去。 Facing the Fang Zheng’s impact, half beast person army also has the movement immediately. 面对方正的冲击,半兽人大军也立刻有了动作。 „Hurry up, blocks him a bit faster!!” “快点儿,快点儿挡住他！！” -and-a-half beast person military officers are brandishing the leather whip, is roaring loudly, later looked in two as if giant huge monster joining the army in big strides goes out, flushes away toward Fang Zheng directly. But sees the giant monster that to/clashes at present, Fang Zheng sneers, then the big sword in his hand will wield, is howling the flame storm suddenly mixes with sword qi all around half beast person to waste immediately completely, then Fang Zheng will rise with a spring, the hand will grasp a big sword sword to cut! 一个半兽人将领挥舞着皮鞭,大声怒吼着,随后就看两个仿佛巨人般庞大的怪物大踏步的从军中走出,朝着方正直接冲去。而看到眼前冲过来的巨大怪物,方正则冷笑一声,接着他手中的大剑猛然一挥,呼啸着的火焰风暴夹杂着剑气立刻将四周的半兽人全部打飞,接着方正一跃而起,手握大剑一剑砍下！ „Bang!!!” “轰！！！” With the impact of flame and huge eruption, all around half beast person backs up in abundance, but half beast person military officer who bears the brunt resists without enough time, was divided into two from the middle by the sharp blade of dropping from the clouds directly. 伴随着火焰与巨大爆发的冲击,四周的半兽人纷纷倒退,而首当其冲的半兽人将领更是来不及抵抗,就被从天而降的利刃直接从中间一分为二。 Meanwhile, Fang Zheng stood up, brandishes started the big sword. 与此同时,方正站起身来,挥舞了一下手中的大剑。 „Enemy shames, I take off his clothes!” “敌羞,吾去脱他衣！” Is shouting, Fang Zheng brandishes the big sword again, looks to the front. In there, half beast person warrior gather again, flushed toward Fang Zheng. 一面大喊着,方正一面再次挥舞大剑,望向前方。在那里,半兽人战士们再次集合,向着方正冲了过来。 „Makes you have a look, who is the true three countries unparalleled!” “就让你们看看,谁才是真正的三国无双！” With Fang Zheng’s shout, the next moment, the flame storm appeared again, howls was sweeping away entire army. 伴随着方正的怒吼声,下一刻,火焰风暴再次浮现,呼啸着横扫了整个军阵。 Looks at present, Gandalf and Aragao and the others were shocked, they stand in dull same place, looks that distant place that bluffs and blusters in half beast person army, form of battering. Before him, these half beast person warrior seem like the grass simply equally by brutal harvesting, whenever a Fang Zheng sword wields, can see dozens -and-a-half beast person warrior as if harvested wheat drops down. He looks like the human form storm that can walk, dares to stop in oneself front thing totally to destroy. 看着眼前的这一幕,甘道夫和阿拉冈等人都惊呆了,他们呆站在原地,看着远处那个在半兽人大军之中耀武扬威,横冲直撞的身影。在他面前,那些半兽人战士简直就好像是草一样被无情的收割,每当方正一剑挥出,就能够看见数十个半兽人战士仿佛被收割的麦子般倒下。他就像是会走路的人形风暴,将一切胆敢阻拦在自己面前的东西全部摧毁。 „I have never thought that will have such warrior unexpectedly!” “真没想到,居然会有这样的勇士！” Aragao has turned the head, looks to Gandalf. 阿拉冈转过头去,望向甘道夫。 „Gandalf, who is he?” “甘道夫,他到底是谁？” „I don't know either.” “我也不知道。” Gandalf's shaking the head of silently. 甘道夫默默的摇了摇头。 „But in any event, he stands us, this was enough.” “但是无论如何,他是站在我们这边的,这就足够了。” „Right.” “没错。” Aragao nods, then pulls out the long sword. 阿拉冈点了点头,然后抽出长剑。 „We cannot be backward, just bell and brothers, charge!!!” “我们也不能够落后,刚铎和洛汗的兄弟们,冲锋！！！”