DC :: Volume #21

#2050: Plays tricks( actually your ten points are my eight points)


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What's wrong? Heika?” “怎么了?陛下?” Sees Fang Zheng to stop the footsteps, Daji also quickly stopped, then she frowns, glanced over these farmers. But at this time, these farmers obviously was also HIGH, continued the sputtering to say. 看见方正停下脚步,妲己也急忙停了下来,接着她皱起眉头,扫了一眼那些庄稼汉。而就在这个时候,那些庄稼汉显然也是HIGH了起来,继续口沫横飞的说了下去。 I heard that Han Boss goes to the mountain to hunt, then met a deer, that deer especially strange, seeing Han Boss to run unexpectedly does not run, stands there is staring at him. This makes Han Boss quite surprised, however when he planned walks to kill that deer, that deer mouth spits the criticism/human language unexpectedly, said that Han Boss kills the evil to be excessive his entire life, is contrary to the day, therefore oneself old mother will have an accident. This frightens Han Boss heavy ......... “听说啊,韩老大去山里狩猎,然后遇到了一头鹿,那鹿啊特奇怪,看见韩老大居然跑都不跑,就站在那里盯着他。这让韩老大相当惊讶,然而就在他打算走过去杀死那只鹿的时候,那只鹿居然口吐人言,说韩老大一生杀孽过重,有违天和,所以自家老母才会出事。这把韩老大吓的不轻啊………” This anything disorderly ......... “这什么乱七八糟的………” hearing this, Daji frowns, the words that the opposite party spoke from the start are in their eyes unreasonable, that Han Boss should be a hunting household, every day climbs mountains to go hunting also to maintain the livelihood. Must according to this brain remnant logic, then their these carnivores became a ghost does not die like a dog? 听到这里,妲己皱了下眉头,对方说的话在她们看来压根没道理,那个韩老大应该是个猎户,每天上山打猎也是为了维持生计。要按照这种脑残逻辑,那么她们这些食肉动物的成精不都不得好死了? These kill the pig, kills the cow, kills the sheep, really according to this logic, dies in their lives hand/subordinate is countless, is this wants entire family to demolish? 还有那些杀猪的,杀牛的,杀羊的,真按照这逻辑,死在他们手下的生灵不计其数,这是不是要全家爆破? The human association/will goes to a set of animal with own values, but the animal does not care about in your brain in fact that son trifling thing. The law of the jungle is perfectly justified, this is world truth, how to be contrary to the day and? 人类总会拿自己的价值观去套动物,但事实上动物才不在乎你脑子里那点儿屁事。弱肉强食天经地义理所当然,这才是世间真理,怎么就有违天和了? Feared that isn't mental handicap? 怕不是智障? ......... “………” Fang Zheng beckons with the hand, hints Daji do not speak, then looks again to that group of farmers, continued to listen to them to say. 方正摆了摆手,示意妲己不要说话,接着再次望向那群庄稼汉,继续听他们说了下去。 Then?” “然后呢?” Then, Han Boss naturally is heavy that frightens, he does not know what appears before oneself is anything, in brief quickly did obeisance, asking it to save a life. When Han Boss raised the head again, that deer disappears. Then Han Boss discarded oneself all hunting tools, and pledged that does not climb mountains to go hunting, then after descending the mountain, ......... his mother's sickness was good.” “然后啊,那韩老大当然是吓的不轻,他也不知道出现在自己面前的是什么,总之急忙拜了下去,求它救命。而当韩老大再次抬起头来时,那鹿就不见了。然后韩老大扔掉了自己所有的狩猎工具,并且发誓再也不上山打猎,接着下山之后………他母亲的病就好了。” This?” “就这样?” Facts showed, the person are the story that likes listening to change, opposite farmer obviously does not have the potential of storytelling mister, the listened people are speechless. 事实证明,人都是喜欢听跌宕起伏的故事的,对面这个庄稼汉明显没有说书先生的潜质,听的众人都是一阵无语。 Your this are not related from the start.” “你这压根就没关系嘛。” I have what means that Han Boss was says to me ............ “我有什么办法,韩老大是这么对我说的啊…………” Cannot hear anything from these farmer here again, Fang Zheng also shakes the head, then turned around to leave the teahouse. 从这些庄稼汉这里再也听不到什么,方正也是摇了摇头,接着转身离开了茶馆。 Heika, you to this matter interested?” 陛下,你对这件事有兴趣?” Un.” “嗯。” Hears the inquiry of Daji, Fang Zheng nods. 听到妲己的询问,方正点了点头。 That named Han what who this familiar multi-level marketing method and 46 the accent paradox logic indeed a little impression ......... they said what is who?” “这熟悉的传销手段和四六不着调的诡辩逻辑的确有点儿印象啊………他们说的那个叫韩什么的是什么人?” Daji raises hand, quick, Kotori circles from the sky, fell on the finger of Daji, however Daji placed near that bird the ear, listened to the moment. 妲己举起手来,很快,一只小鸟从天空中盘旋而下,落在了妲己的手指上,然而妲己将那只鸟放在耳边,听了片刻。 Han Boss indeed is a hunting household in Wai Village, moreover is a very outstanding hunter. However as of late he indeed has not gone out to go hunting again, but is every day treats a fragrance in the room chants scripture ......... “韩老大的确是外村的一个猎户,而且还是一个非常出色的猎手。但是最近这段时间他的确没有再外出打猎,而是每天都待在房间里点香念经………” Hehe, I know.” “呵呵,我就知道。” Fang Zheng chuckled. 方正呵呵一笑 Didn't eat the meat?” “是不是也不吃肉了?” ........., Yes, heard before this Han Boss, does not have the meat not happy, now is actually a vegetarian, does not moisten the meat.” “………嗯,是,听说这个韩老大以前无肉不欢,现在却是顿顿吃素,不沾荤腥。” Said till here, Daji frowns. 说道这里,妲己皱起眉头。 Heika, you said that this Han Boss is not the rabbit becomes a ghost, what matter all day is a vegetarian is?” 陛下,你说这韩老大又不是兔子成精,整天吃素是个什么事?” Nonsense, if I want to eat meal, I also hope that my dinner can clean then jump to deliver to the mouth that oneself wash automatically on own initiative is not?” “废话,我要是想吃饭,我也希望自己的晚餐能够自己把自己洗的干干净净然后自动跳上来主动送到嘴边不是?” Fang Zheng coldly snorted, in the look flashes through wipes killing intent. Does not moisten the meat, is not near courage vigor, the soul body of not near courage vigor person purely, but do not think that this is what good deed, seems the blood in your blood vessel to be the same, if you thought that not pleasing to the eyes changes into the pure water it, guaranteed you die is quicker than anyone. 方正冷哼一声,眼神中闪过一抹杀意。不沾荤腥,就是不近血气,不近血气人的魂体就会纯粹,但是别以为这是什么好事,就好像你血管里的血液一样,你要是觉得不顺眼把它换成纯净水,保证你死的比谁都快。 Naturally, this crossed a corpse removing the smell of blood by the pure water, naturally also delicious isn't? 当然了,这被纯净水过了一遍的尸体都把血腥味给去掉了,自然也就好吃了不是? Wants me to send people that Han Boss belt/bring to come?” “要我派人将那个韩老大带过来吗?” No, this not good ........., right.” “不,这样不好………嗯,对了。” Thinks till here, Fang Zheng at present one bright. 想到这里,方正眼前一亮。 I had the means!” “我有办法了!” It is not the flickering person, you will flicker, won't I flicker? Who Laozi is, game designer, does game designer do? Is specially the flickering player and investor good, you cannot take the DOME picture flickering player saying that this is the words of official game content, is what plans? 不就是忽悠人嘛,你会忽悠,我就不会忽悠了?老子是什么人啊,游戏策划啊,游戏策划是干什么的?就是专门忽悠玩家和投资商的好吧,你不能拿着DOME画面忽悠玩家说这是正式游戏内容的话,算什么策划? Can the cool heart not jump playing Chapter 1 section take came out saying that this was the independent game, following DLC is still developing, was a qualified plan. 能够面不改色心不跳的把游戏第一章拿出来说这是独立游戏,后续DLC还在开发中,才是一个合格的策划。 Daji!” “妲己!” Thinks till here, Fang Zheng hit a sound to refer, but Daji also arrives at his side immediately, then Fang Zheng then lowers the head, said in the Daji ear in a soft voice. 想到这里,方正”的打了个响指,而妲己也是立刻来到他的身边,接着方正便低下头去,在妲己耳边轻声说道。 „Did you go to ............... first this ......... then this ......... this ......... to understand finally?” “你去……………先这样………然后这样………最后这样………明白了?” Does not have the issue, but Heika, is this really useful?” “没问题,但是陛下,这样真有用?” Hehe, he is 1 st me to make 15, I must have a look at these bastards to dare but actually to appear, words that does not dare ......... “呵呵,他做初一我做十五,我倒要看看那些混蛋敢不敢出现,不敢的话………” Said till here, Fang Zheng twists the mouth sidewise the mouth, revealed wiped the fierce smile. 说道这里,方正咧开嘴巴,露出了一抹狰狞的笑容。 Do not blame me not being impolite.” “就别怪我不客气了。” On this day, rainstorm pouring under. 这一天,暴雨倾盆而下。 Under rainstorm, even writes continuously on knew calling worn out, even before is, person who cultivates, now also mostly returns to the room to avoid the attack of rainstorm. However on this alley, a young student of wear azure garment is having one step one step not to walk forward, he at the back of a book basket, sweat, finally, this youngster as if cannot receive blowing bugle and beating drums of rainstorm, has to take shelter from the rain under nearby tree shade. 在暴雨之下,甚至就连书上的知了叫的都有气无力,哪怕是之前耕作的人,现在也大多都回到了屋子里躲避暴雨的袭击。然而就在这条小路上,一个穿着青衫的年轻书生却是正在有一步没一步的向前走着,他背着一个书篓,一头大汗,终于,这个年轻人似乎也受不住暴雨的吹打,不得不在旁边的树荫下躲雨。 But at this time, he broadcast a sound behind. 而就在这个时候,他身后传来了一个声音。 Yeah, that young people, you come to here to hide rain.” “哎,那个年轻后生,你来这里躲一下雨吧。” The young student has turned the head, sees only the household of peasant family of not far away to open the door, a granny beckons to him in the gate, but the young student was also without hesitation, before quickly sets out to arrive at the opposite party gate, then bowed in salute to salute. 年轻书生转过头去,只见不远处的一户农家正打开门,一个老婆婆在门里对他招手,而年轻书生也是毫不犹豫,急忙起身走到了对方门前,然后作揖行礼。 Many thanks this mother-in-law.” “多谢这位婆婆。” aiya, left overly courteous, came to come in quickly quickly.” 哎呀,别多礼了,快进来快进来。” The grannies quickly hauled in the young student the room, then closes. 老婆婆急忙把年轻书生拉进了屋子里,然后关上了门。 Quickly, your clothes soaked, attains the stove to roast.” “快,你的衣服都湿透了,拿到火炉边烤烤吧。” Yeah, really many thanks, then the my humble self disturbed ......... “哎,真是多谢,那么小生就打搅了………” youngster also quickly takes off robe, then places near the stove, oneself also sat. At this time the elder also hurried end crossed one cup of hot tea. 年轻人也是急忙脱下身上的长袍,然后放在火炉边,自己也坐了下来。这时候老人也急忙端过了一杯热茶。 Come, is very certainly cold, yeah, you said that your young people, how goes out in this weather.” “来,一定很冷吧,哎,你说你一个年轻后生,怎么在这个天气出门。” hahaha, the my humble self does not understand this ......... 哈哈哈,小生不太懂这个………” Asaka does not go out, the sunset glow good thousand li (500 km), youngster, you must record, long heart.” 朝霞不出门,晚霞行千里,年轻人啊,你还是要多记着点儿,长点儿心啊。” Yeah, yes, thanks mother -in-law to direct.” “哎,是,谢谢婆婆指点。” Young student is rubbing hands, grinning nods to elder, when he sees clearly the elder’s face, the young student actually gawked, then passed the moment to restore the smile. 年轻书生一面搓着手,一面笑嘻嘻的对老人点头,不过当他看清楚老人的脸时,年轻书生却是愣了一下,然后过了片刻才重新恢复了笑容。 Although this young student is only the flash, but elder is not old with dim eyes, naturally also detected. However the opposite party did not say, she naturally did not ask, gently chuckled stirs up trouble to serve tea to the young book with some desserts entertains the guest, has not said again other. 虽然这个年轻书生只是一瞬间,不过老人也不是老眼昏花,自然也察觉到了。但是对方不说,她自然也就不问,笑呵呵的给年轻书生端上了茶和一些点心来招待客人,也就没有再说别的。 But in this process, elder discovered that young student takes a look at himself again and again, that is not that malicious sizing up, but probably discovered anything, appearance that is not good to speak frankly. This makes elder many also somewhat anxious, she feels herself all normal, no issue. Therefore elder considered, then be with smile on the face, looks to the young student. 而在这个过程中,老人发现那个年轻书生又几次三番的打量自己,那不是那种不怀好意的打量,而像是发现了什么,又不好直说的样子。这让老人多少也有些不安起来,她觉得自己一切正常啊,没什么问题啊。于是老人思量了一下,接着便面带微笑,望向年轻书生。 This student, where does my old woman have is not right?” “这位书生,我老婆子是不是有什么地方不对?” „Huh?” “哎?” Facing the elder’s inquiry, the young student somewhat is obviously surprised, quickly beckons with the hand. 面对老人的询问,年轻书生明显有些吃惊,急忙摆了摆手。 no, no, no, that ......... was sorry, elder, I really does not intend to offend ......... 不不不,那个………抱歉,老人家,我真不是有意冒犯………” Hehe, is all right, but you have been looking is it possible that a moment ago I ......... do have what matter?” “呵呵呵,没事没事,但是你刚才一直在看我………莫非是有什么事吗?” This ............... “这个……………” hearing this, the young student hesitant moment, sighed later suddenly, looked to elder. 听到这里,年轻书生犹豫片刻,随后猛然叹了口气,望向老人 That ......... elder, I said that should not be happy ......... you were ......... suffered disaster recently?” “那个………老人家,我这么说您可别不高兴啊………您最近是不是………遭难了?” Suffers disaster?” “遭难?” Facing the young student's inquiry, the elder was stunned, nods later. 面对年轻书生的询问,老人愣了一愣,随后点了点头。 Yes, I went the fields a while ago did not break the leg carefully, good long some time to rest on the bed ......... “是啊,前段时间我下田不小心跌断了腿,好长一段时间都在床上休息呢………” oh, is this ......... ,是这样啊………” The young student nods silently, then did not speak, did not seem to continue this topic again. However elder will not actually finish obviously. 年轻书生默默点了点头,然后再不说话,似乎不打算再继续这个话题。但是老人却显然不会就这么结束啊。 I said the young man, what does this have to say?” “我说后生,这有什么说道吗?” Yeah ......... this ......... “哎………这个………” Hears the elder’s inquiry, youngster sighs, then he seems like set firm resolve looks to elder. 听到老人的询问,年轻人微叹了口气,接着他像是下定决心般望向老人 elder, my truth told you, I a moment ago, seeing you to be encumbered ......... I to think monster qi, you hit certainly the monster recently!” 老人家,我实话告诉您,我刚才啊,看见您妖气缠身………我想,您最近一定是撞妖啦!” Hits the monster?” “撞妖?” Yes, this ............ I also followed my master to learn the knowledge in this aspects, therefore I can now also look at ......... elder on you to wander monster qi.” “是啊,这个…………我也曾经跟随我师父学习过一些这方面的知识,所以我能够看得出来………老人家您身上现在还有一股妖气徘徊不去呢。” How to have the monster?” “怎么会有妖怪呢?” hearing this, elder is also standing up that frightens, but the young student is also quickly puts out a hand. 听到这里,老人也是吓的站起身来,而年轻书生也是急忙伸出手去。 elder should not be anxious, should not be anxious, you said to me, what strange matter recently ......... came across?” 老人家您别急,您别急,您对我说说,最近………有没有遇到什么奇怪的事情?” You must say the strange matter ............... “你要说奇怪的事情……………” Said till here, elder hesitated slightly, then looked at back house a glance, lowered the sound. 说道这里,老人略微犹豫了一下,接着望了后屋一眼,压低了声音。 Also really the somewhat strange matter, I to you said that our family/home that eldest son, climbed mountains to go hunting few days ago, finally after coming back, does not know that sent what insanity, said oneself were not the hunting household, but also left his family belongings to throw his father. Yeah, moreover now he only eats some rice green vegetables all day and so on, does not go out completely, every day locks oneself in the room, does not know is doing, yeah ......... my old woman is also worried that you said ......... the young man, this hits the monster?” “还真有些奇怪的事情,我给你说啊,我们家那个大儿子,前些日子上山去打猎,结果回来之后不知道发了什么疯,说自己再也不当猎户了,还把他爹留给他的家当全扔了。哎,而且现在他整天就只吃些米饭青菜之类的,也完全不出门,每天都把自己锁在房间里,不知道在干什么,哎………我这老婆子也是担心啊,你说………后生,这是不是撞妖啦?” This ............... “这……………” The young student showed the facial expression of several points of doubts. 年轻书生露出了几分疑惑的神情。 This ......... I did not say ........., but if, I want unable to meet with your son, how did you look?” “这个………我不太好说………但是如果可以的话,我想和您儿子见上一面,您看如何?”
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