The unmanned aerial vehiclewas close tothatelectric wavesignal locationslowly, quick, Fang Zhengsaw the appearance of thatthingon the screen. Itseems likesteelwith the complex of rock, half ofsteelhalf ofrocks, outsidealsoinsertsis feeling like the branchsameantenna, the modelingseems likeoneto be dugfrom the heap, but also is moistening the roundjar of soil.
无人机缓慢的接近了那个电波信号点,很快,方正就在屏幕上看见了那个东西的样子。它看起来像是一个钢铁与岩石的合成物,一半钢铁一半岩石,外面还插着感觉像是树枝一样的天线,造型就好像是一个从土堆里被挖出来的,还沾着泥土的圆罐子。However the luminous spot of outsidethesestrangewritingas well astwinklecansee, goods that theynaturallydo not produceabsolutely.
但是外面那些古怪的文字以及闪烁的光点就可以看出,它们绝对不是自然产生的物品。„Carefulinspection, pays attention toall aroundsituation, investigates the real-time controlsource, the attentionis covert.”
“小心检查,注意四周的情况,调查信号发生源,注意隐蔽。”Fang Zhengissuedmanyorderscontinually, somequickpeopledid, butsawhere, Misaka Mikotosomewhatwas obviously curious.方正一连下达了多个命令,很快就有人去做,而看到这里,御坂美琴显然有些好奇了。„Strangelywhathas? Isn't that an iron suacepan? Do wetakedirectlyhave come to seewas enough?”
“有什么奇怪的吗?那不是一个铁罐子?我们直接拿过来看就行了?”„Thisis the universe, myOjou-sama.”
“这是宇宙,我的大小姐。”Fang Zheng shook his head.方正摇了摇头。„Wedo not even know that isanything, itmay be the distress message, possiblyis only an ordinarydetector, but also may be a baitorbombanything. Perhapsas soon aswebump intoit, itcollapsesimmediately, turns intoblack holeto swallowuscompletely.”
“我们甚至不知道那是什么,它有可能是个求救信息,也可能只是一个普通的探测器,但是也同样有可能是个诱饵或者炸弹什么的。也许我们一碰到它,它就会立刻坍塌,变成一个黑洞把我们全部吞掉。”„No, cannot.........”
“不,不会吧………”hearing this, Misaka Mikotolooks pale.听到这里,御坂美琴面色苍白。„Howcan't? Wedo not know that the opposite partyisanything, youmustmake clear, big of universe, has the innumerabledifferentcivilizations, theirmoral outlooks and valueshave the possibilityto be completely different from usvery much. Perhaps do theylikeall that slaughtersanddestroysthemto bump into? In the contact of universeandbrand-newcivilizationneedsto be discreteforever, discrete, is discrete.”
“怎么不会?我们又不知道对方是什么,你要搞清楚,宇宙之大,拥有无数个不同的文明,他们的道德观和价值观与我们很有可能完全不同。也许他们就喜欢杀戮和毁灭他们碰到的一切呢?在宇宙中与全新文明的接触永远都是需要谨慎,谨慎,再谨慎的。”At the same timesaying, Fang Zhengsimultaneously glanced overMisaka Mikoto.
一面说着,方正一面扫了一眼御坂美琴。„Seemedyouto meet a smallwhite rabbitin a strangeforest, perhapsyouthought that was only small the white rabbitto be very lovable, perhapsbutothersturned the headto gnaw offyourhead.”
“就好像你在一片陌生的森林里遇到了一只小白兔,你或许觉得那只小白兔很可爱,但是说不定人家转过头来一口就把你的头咬掉了。”„wū...............”
“呜……………”„haah, thereforeSchoolmateMisakadoes not have the brain.”
“哈啊,所以说御坂同学就是没有脑子嘛。”at this momentanother sidegracefulsoundconveys, butheardthis voice, Misaka Mikotoalsogot hold of the fistimmediately, uncomfortableis staring around blondeyoung girl.这会儿另外一侧一个优雅的声音传来,而听到这个声音,御坂美琴也是顿时握紧了拳头,不爽的盯着旁边的金发少女。„Shokuhou.........! Youdid not speakno oneto takeyouto work as the mute!”
“食蜂………!你不说话没人拿你当哑巴!”„Iwas caughthereto come, howspokeseveralwords?”
“我都被抓到这里来了,说几句话怎么了?”Said till here, Shokuhou Misakiis the air/Qidoes not hitone. Mustknow that shedoes not even knowbefore thenwhat happened, butday of Fang Zhengappearsbeforeoneselfsuddenly, saidtohersentence„keepsheremeto fearyou by yourselfyoudo the matter, givesyouday of timeto tidy upthento followme”, finallythe next daydrew in the battleshipbyFang Zhengdirectly.说道这里,食蜂操祈也是气不打一处来。要知道她甚至在这之前都不知道发生了什么事,只是有一天方正忽然出现在自己面前,对她说了句“把你一个人留在这里我怕你搞事,给你一天时间收拾一下然后跟我走”,结果第二天就直接被方正拉上战舰了。„The alienthinking modeIreallyam interested, does not know that if possible, Fang Zheng-sanis willingto makemeattempt?”
“不过外星人的思维方式我还真是蛮有兴趣的,不知道如果有机会的话,方正先生愿不愿意让我尝试一下?”„If possible.”
“如果有机会的话。”Facing the request of Shokuhou Misaki, Fang Zhengshrugs the shoulders, this is also hetakesShokuhou Misakianotherreason. ReallyisFang Zheng’s subordinateoriginallyonfewmind departmentability.........
面对食蜂操祈的要求,方正则是耸耸肩膀,这也是他带上食蜂操祈的另外一个原因。实在是方正手下本来就没有几个精神系的能力者啊………Quick, the check resultcame out, is only a puresignallauncher, the technology is also very obsolete, quitegenerally . Moreover the timeis very long, according to the unmanned aerial vehicleanalysis, the existencetime of thisequipmenthas over 600yearsat least, moreoveritssignalis also off and on, is very incomplete.
很快,检查结果出来了,只是一个单纯的信号发射装置,技术也很老旧,相当一般,而且时间已经很长了,根据无人机分析,这个装置的存在时间起码有六百年以上,而且它的信号也已经断断续续,很不完整了。„Opensit, analyzes the data, the attentionsecurity.”
“打开它,解析数据,注意安全。”Fang Zhengpondered the moment, issues the orderagain, sawunder the unmanned aerial vehicleto revealseveralmanipulators, then the rapidflexiblecapture the real-time controlinstallment, then a laserprojected, cuts the outer covering of installment, revealedinsidecomponents.方正思考了片刻,再次下达命令,就看见无人机下面露出了几只机械手,然后迅速灵活的捕捉到了信号发生装置,接着一道激光从中射出,切割开了装置的外壳,露出了里面的零件。But the appearances of thesecomponents are also very strange, theyseem likebunch of vines and branches and leaves of link, theninsertedin the crystals and stones of severalcarefulpolishes, butunmanned aerial vehiclealsorapidthoroughin, started the gather information, thenina moment later, Nymph’s voicehad transmitted.
而这些零件的样子也很古怪,它们看起来像是一团团的藤蔓和枝叶连接在一起,然后插在了几块精心打磨的水晶和石头上,而无人机也迅速深入其中,开始收集信息,接着在过了片刻之后,妮姆芙的声音传来。„ReportedMaster, the data collection.”
“报告主人,数据收集完毕。”„Puts.”
“放出来。”„Yes.”
“是。”Quick, the peoplepresentscreen of flashes, a strangeimageappearedintheirfront.
很快,众人眼前的屏幕一闪,紧接着一幕奇怪的影像出现在了他们的面前。Sees onlyon the screen, lookssomewhatstrange, is growingfourhandsandfourfeet, the staturegrandioselike the brown bear, the headactuallyseems like the fellow of teddy bearto standthere, theyare rockingoneselffour limbs, thenalsostands upside down, exuded the sharpcry.
只见在屏幕上,一个看起来有些古怪的,长着四只手和四只脚,身材壮硕如同棕熊,脑袋却像是玩具熊的家伙正站在那里,它们晃动着自己的四肢,然后还倒立过来,发出了尖锐的叫声。„Honkbunch, honkbunch, honkbunchhonkbunch!!”
“嘟嘟噜,嘟嘟噜,嘟嘟噜噜嘟嘟噜!!”Is yelling, thesemonstersopens the mouth, revealedin the sharptooth, theyfacing the lens, open the mouth, makes an effortto close. Thensawthesemonstersto take a froganimal that fromsidequicklyseemed likesteadily the foxnut, is making an effortto nipto the lens.
一面叫喊着,这些怪物一面张开嘴巴,露出了里面尖锐的牙齿,它们面对镜头,张开嘴巴,又用力合上。接着很快就看见这些怪物从旁边拿了一只像是长着鸡头的青蛙般的动物,对着镜头用力咬下。„&fuckingash;&fuckingash;———!!”
“——嘎啊———嘎啊!!”Thatunluckylifeformwas teared and bited the fragmentunder the canineadvantagetoothlike this, thenthesemonstersgrinningaims at the lensagain, is rockingin the hand the tearing and bitingbruised and laceratedcorpse, is screamingloudly, cheering, ......... the imagewas then finishing.
那个倒霉的生物就这样在尖牙利齿下被撕咬成了碎片,然后那些怪物笑嘻嘻的再次对准镜头,晃动着手中被撕咬的皮开肉绽的尸体,大声的尖叫着,欢呼着,然后………影像结束。„Whatghostthis......... is this?”
“这………这是什么鬼啊?”
A face that Kuro-chanlooks atcompelsignorant, Illyafrightenshid frombehindherdirectly.小黑看的一脸懵逼,伊莉雅则吓的直接躲她后面去了。„Ithought that thisseems like the horror film that aliendevelops.........to confess, are theythreateningus?”
“我觉得这像是外星人演的恐怖片………坦白来说,他们是不是在恐吓我们啊?”
The Shirai Kurokodiscontentedbosomboth arms, are also looking steadily at the screen.白井黑子也不满的怀抱双臂,盯视着屏幕。„For exampledoes not allowusto invadetheirplanet, otherwiseeatsus?”
“比如说不允许我们入侵他们的星球,不然就把我们吃掉?”„Ithought that alsoverylooks like.”
“我觉得也挺像的。”Misaka Mikotoalsonods, in fact is not only they, AsunaandEririand the othersare also holding the similaridea, after alla moment agothatimage, regardless of being not the goodsignificancefromwhatlevelabsolutely.御坂美琴也是点了点头,事实上不仅仅是她们,就连亚丝娜和英梨梨等人也是抱着同样的想法,毕竟刚才那幕影像,无论从什么层面来说都绝对算不上是好的意义。Howeverregardingyoung girls'discussion, Fang Zhenghas not participated, heopensindividualterminal, contactedonNymphagain.
然而对于少女们的讨论,方正并没有参与,他只是打开个人终端,再次联络上了妮姆芙。„Did Nymph, analyzesuccessfully?”
“妮姆芙,解析成功了吗?”„Yes, Master, has analyzed, pleasewait a bit, Iam replacing.........am good.”
“是的,主人,已经解析完毕,请稍等,我正在替换………好了。”Spokealong withNymph’s, the peoplesee only the screento flashat present, the pictureappearedagain, butthistime, a moment agothesestrange„honkbunch”had been replaced the words that theycanunderstand.
伴随着妮姆芙的说话,众人只见眼前屏幕一闪,刚才的画面再次浮现,只不过这一次,刚才那些奇怪的“嘟嘟噜”已经被替换成了他们能够听懂的话。„Wearehonk a bunch of startoot tootbear!”
“我们是嘟嘟噜星的嘟嘟熊!”Thesemonstersappear, startto dance with joy.
那些怪物出现,开始手舞足蹈。„Honk the bunch, honk the bunch, welove the peace, weare the goodfriendlyraces!”
“嘟嘟噜,嘟嘟噜,我们热爱和平,我们是善良友好的种族!”Theirrockingfour limbs, stood upside down.
他们晃动四肢,倒立了过来。„Wewelcome the arrival of guest, weknow,weare notinthisstarry skies the onlylife! Therefore, the guest who seesthisimage, invitedourplanet.”
“我们欢迎客人的到来,我们知道,我们不是这片星空里唯一的生命!所以,看到这段影像的客人,请来到我们的星球吧。”At the same timesaying, thesemonstersidehas takenthatfoxnutfrog, is rockingto the lens.
一面说着,这些怪物一面拿过了那只鸡头青蛙,对着镜头晃动起来。„Wecanaskyouto eatmost deliciousfood!”
“我们可以请你们吃最美味的食物!”Bites, rivers of blood.
一口咬下,血流成河。„Crispy, crisp and tender, tastefirst-class! Deliciousquackchicken! Welcomeyou, webelieve, the pursueto the good foodis the entirestarry skyaltogether has! Youwill certainly also fall in love withourfood! Welcomeyourarrivals, ourfriends!”
“香酥,脆嫩,口感一流!美味的嘎嘎鸡!欢迎你们,我们相信,对美食的追求是全星空共有的!你们一定也会爱上我们的食物!欢迎你们的到来,我们的朋友!”Imageconclusion.
影像结束。„...........................”
“………………………”
The whole staffare silent.
全员沉默。„Theywere either insane, eitherIwas insane.”
“要么他们疯了,要么我疯了。”Principleputs out a hand the holding downforehead.
理子伸出手去按住额头。„Sorry, Imustgo backto be static.”
“抱歉,我要回去静一静。”„............... The aliencivilizationalso is really .........”
“……………外星文明还真是………”On the face of at this momentShokuhou Misaki is also stiffincomparable.这会儿食蜂操祈的脸上也是僵硬无比。„.........Really isunreadable.........”
“………真是让人难以理解呢………”Fang Zhengneglectedbehind the young girlsthreeviewshatterperformancedirectly, contactedNymphagain.方正直接忽视了身后少女们三观破碎的表现,再次联络上了妮姆芙。„Ininstallmentwhetherhas the Coordinate?”
“装置上是否有坐标?”„Naturally, wehave dispatched the probeto goto investigate........., pleasewait a bit, the probediscoveredanothersending a letterinstalls, is similartoprevious.”
“当然,我们已经派遣探针前去调查了………啊,请稍等,探针又发现了另外一颗发信装置,与前一颗非常类似。”„oh?”
“哦?”„Collection of information.........is translating.........is good.”
“信息收集完毕………正在转译………好了。”Spokealong withNymph’s, the presentpictureagainchanges, thentheseappearedbefore the peopleintime the screen, wasonecrowd of monsters that have the frogbody and foxnut........., tothisthing, the peopledid not expressstrangely.
伴随着妮姆芙的说话,眼前的画面再次一变,接着这一次出现在众人面前屏幕里的,是一群有着青蛙身体和鸡头的怪物………嗯,对这个东西,众人表示一点儿都不陌生。After allhad just seen.
毕竟刚刚才见过。Sees onlythesefrogchickenson the screenhopping along, oftenscream.
只见这些青蛙鸡在屏幕上一蹦一跳,不时的尖叫起来。„Hello, hello, guestsonstar. Wearequack the chicken, greatquackchicken!”
“你们好,你们好,远在星星上的客人们。我们是嘎嘎鸡,伟大的嘎嘎鸡!”Thesefrogchickensscreamjumps, jumps said.
这些青蛙鸡一面尖叫一面跳,一面跳一面叫。„Greatquack the chickenloves the peace, weare the peace-lovingraces! Weare the greatpeacequackchicken!”
“伟大的嘎嘎鸡热爱和平,我们是爱好和平的种族!我们是伟大的和平的嘎嘎鸡!”Then a lensrevolution, seesoneto be roastedripe, grewbear the monster of bodyto be pushedlike the roast lamb, un.........thispeople were also very familiar.
接着镜头一转,就看见一只被烤熟的,长着熊的身体的怪物像烤全羊那样被推了出来,嗯………这个众人也很熟悉。After allhad seena moment ago.
毕竟刚才见过。„Raw foodis wrong, barbaric, backwardness! Greatquack the chickenis outstanding, the advancedcivilization, is roastingeating! Roastingateripeis the say/way of correctgood food! Roastedripeit, thenateit!!”
“生食是错误的,野蛮的,落后的!伟大的嘎嘎鸡是优秀的,先进的文明,烤着吃!烤熟了吃才是正确的美食之道!烤熟了它,然后吃掉它!!”Cheeredalong withone, sees onlyquack the chickensto throwimmediately, tookin the hand a thing of probablyshortlance to roast the ripebearto puncture, thentore downtheirmeat, thenstartedto sing.
伴随着一声欢呼,只见嘎嘎鸡们顿时扑了上去,拿着手中一种像是短矛的东西对着烤熟的熊刺了过去,接着撕下了它们的肉,然后开始唱起了歌。„DeliciousfoodImostloved, roastedripetoot toot the bearam most fragrant, eat the headto eat the eyeball, the tonguedelicacy the crisp.........”
“美味的食物我最爱,烤熟的嘟嘟熊最香甜,吃了脑瓜吃眼珠,舌头美味又焦脆………”„Sorry, Imustgo to the washroom.”
“抱歉,我要去一下洗手间。”Alsowithoutsang, Felliis pale the faceto cover the mouthto turn aroundto leave, but does nearbyKuronekoalsosamebodysway, seems likeappearance that a littlecannot bear. Asunahas closed the eyethoroughly, does not dareto lookagain,otherperson of at this momentexpressionsare also not much. Only thenKurumiis quite calmwith the Ionaexpression, after allthisis also nothingregarding the former, butregarding the latter.........as if is also same?
还没等歌唱完,菲丽就惨白着脸捂着嘴巴转身离开,而旁边的黑猫也同样身体摇摇晃晃,看起来有点儿忍不住的样子了。亚丝娜已经彻底闭上眼睛,不敢再看,其他人这会儿表情也都不怎么样。只有狂三和伊欧娜的表情相当淡定,毕竟对于前者来说这也算不了什么,而对于后者来说………似乎也是一样?Finally, this, inquack the chickens„welcomeournewfriendsto tastetoot tootbeartogether”in the invitationend.
最终,这一幕在嘎嘎鸡们“欢迎我们的新朋友一起来品尝嘟嘟熊”的邀请中落幕了。„.....................”
“…………………”
An airdeathly stillness.
空气一片死寂。„cough cough.”
“咳咳。”Ina moment later, Fang Zhengthenhad coughed, brokesilent, laterhelooksto others.
在过了片刻之后,方正这才咳嗽了一声,打破了沉默,随后他望向其他人。„Then.........wedo go.........to have a look?”
“那么………我们就去………看看?”
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