DC :: Volume #20

#1929: Honk bunch( today's vegetable/dish was too salty ahhh!)


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The unmanned aerial vehicle was close to that electric wave signal location slowly, quick, Fang Zheng saw the appearance of that thing on the screen. It seems like steel with the complex of rock, half of steel half of rocks, outside also inserts is feeling like the branch same antenna, the modeling seems like one to be dug from the heap, but also is moistening the round jar of soil. 无人机缓慢的接近了那个电波信号点,很快,方正就在屏幕上看见了那个东西的样子。它看起来像是一个钢铁与岩石的合成物,一半钢铁一半岩石,外面还插着感觉像是树枝一样的天线,造型就好像是一个从土堆里被挖出来的,还沾着泥土的圆罐子。 However the luminous spot of outside these strange writing as well as twinkle can see, goods that they naturally do not produce absolutely. 但是外面那些古怪的文字以及闪烁的光点就可以看出,它们绝对不是自然产生的物品。 Careful inspection, pays attention to all around situation, investigates the real-time control source, the attention is covert.” “小心检查,注意四周的情况,调查信号发生源,注意隐蔽。” Fang Zheng issued many orders continually, some quick people did, but saw here, Misaka Mikoto somewhat was obviously curious. 方正一连下达了多个命令,很快就有人去做,而看到这里,御坂美琴显然有些好奇了。 Strangely what has? Isn't that an iron suacepan? Do we take directly have come to see was enough?” “有什么奇怪的吗?那不是一个铁罐子?我们直接拿过来看就行了?” This is the universe, my Ojou-sama.” “这是宇宙,我的大小姐。” Fang Zheng shook his head. 方正摇了摇头 We do not even know that is anything, it may be the distress message, possibly is only an ordinary detector, but also may be a bait or bomb anything. Perhaps as soon as we bump into it, it collapses immediately, turns into black hole to swallow us completely.” “我们甚至不知道那是什么,它有可能是个求救信息,也可能只是一个普通的探测器,但是也同样有可能是个诱饵或者炸弹什么的。也许我们一碰到它,它就会立刻坍塌,变成一个黑洞把我们全部吞掉。” No, cannot ......... “不,不会吧………” hearing this, Misaka Mikoto looks pale. 听到这里,御坂美琴面色苍白。 How can't? We do not know that the opposite party is anything, you must make clear, big of universe, has the innumerable different civilizations, their moral outlooks and values have the possibility to be completely different from us very much. Perhaps do they like all that slaughters and destroys them to bump into? In the contact of universe and brand-new civilization needs to be discrete forever, discrete, is discrete.” “怎么不会?我们又不知道对方是什么,你要搞清楚,宇宙之大,拥有无数个不同的文明,他们的道德观和价值观与我们很有可能完全不同。也许他们就喜欢杀戮和毁灭他们碰到的一切呢?在宇宙中与全新文明的接触永远都是需要谨慎,谨慎,再谨慎的。” At the same time saying, Fang Zheng simultaneously glanced over Misaka Mikoto. 一面说着,方正一面扫了一眼御坂美琴 Seemed you to meet a small white rabbit in a strange forest, perhaps you thought that was only small the white rabbit to be very lovable, perhaps but others turned the head to gnaw off your head.” “就好像你在一片陌生的森林里遇到了一只小白兔,你或许觉得那只小白兔很可爱,但是说不定人家转过头来一口就把你的头咬掉了。” wū...............” 呜……………” haah, therefore Schoolmate Misaka does not have the brain.” 哈啊,所以说御坂同学就是没有脑子嘛。” at this moment another side graceful sound conveys, but heard this voice, Misaka Mikoto also got hold of the fist immediately, uncomfortable is staring around blonde young girl. 这会儿另外一侧一个优雅的声音传来,而听到这个声音,御坂美琴也是顿时握紧了拳头,不爽的盯着旁边的金发少女。 Shokuhou .........! You did not speak no one to take you to work as the mute!” 食蜂………!你不说话没人拿你当哑巴!” I was caught here to come, how spoke several words?” “我都被抓到这里来了,说几句话怎么了?” Said till here, Shokuhou Misaki is the air/Qi does not hit one. Must know that she does not even know before then what happened, but day of Fang Zheng appears before oneself suddenly, said to her sentence keeps here me to fear you by yourself you do the matter, gives you day of time to tidy up then to follow me, finally the next day drew in the battleship by Fang Zheng directly. 说道这里,食蜂操祈也是气不打一处来。要知道她甚至在这之前都不知道发生了什么事,只是有一天方正忽然出现在自己面前,对她说了句“把你一个人留在这里我怕你搞事,给你一天时间收拾一下然后跟我走”,结果第二天就直接被方正拉上战舰了。 „The alien thinking mode I really am interested, does not know that if possible, Fang Zheng-san is willing to make me attempt?” “不过外星人的思维方式我还真是蛮有兴趣的,不知道如果有机会的话,方正先生愿不愿意让我尝试一下?” If possible.” “如果有机会的话。” Facing the request of Shokuhou Misaki, Fang Zheng shrugs the shoulders, this is also he takes Shokuhou Misaki another reason. Really is Fang Zheng’s subordinate originally on few mind department ability ......... 面对食蜂操祈的要求,方正则是耸耸肩膀,这也是他带上食蜂操祈的另外一个原因。实在是方正手下本来就没有几个精神系的能力者啊……… Quick, the check result came out, is only a pure signal launcher, the technology is also very obsolete, quite generally . Moreover the time is very long, according to the unmanned aerial vehicle analysis, the existence time of this equipment has over 600 years at least, moreover its signal is also off and on, is very incomplete. 很快,检查结果出来了,只是一个单纯的信号发射装置,技术也很老旧,相当一般,而且时间已经很长了,根据无人机分析,这个装置的存在时间起码有六百年以上,而且它的信号也已经断断续续,很不完整了。 Opens it, analyzes the data, the attention security.” “打开它,解析数据,注意安全。” Fang Zheng pondered the moment, issues the order again, saw under the unmanned aerial vehicle to reveal several manipulators, then the rapid flexible capture the real-time control installment, then a laser projected, cuts the outer covering of installment, revealed inside components. 方正思考了片刻,再次下达命令,就看见无人机下面露出了几只机械手,然后迅速灵活的捕捉到了信号发生装置,接着一道激光从中射出,切割开了装置的外壳,露出了里面的零件。 But the appearances of these components are also very strange, they seem like bunch of vines and branches and leaves of link, then inserted in the crystals and stones of several careful polishes, but unmanned aerial vehicle also rapid thorough in, started the gather information, then in a moment later, Nymph’s voice had transmitted. 而这些零件的样子也很古怪,它们看起来像是一团团的藤蔓和枝叶连接在一起,然后插在了几块精心打磨的水晶和石头上,而无人机也迅速深入其中,开始收集信息,接着在过了片刻之后,妮姆芙的声音传来。 Reported Master, the data collection.” “报告主人,数据收集完毕。” Puts.” “放出来。” Yes.” “是。” Quick, the people present screen of flashes, a strange image appeared in their front. 很快,众人眼前的屏幕一闪,紧接着一幕奇怪的影像出现在了他们的面前。 Sees only on the screen, looks somewhat strange, is growing four hands and four feet, the stature grandiose like the brown bear, the head actually seems like the fellow of teddy bear to stand there, they are rocking oneself four limbs, then also stands upside down, exuded the sharp cry. 只见在屏幕上,一个看起来有些古怪的,长着四只手和四只脚,身材壮硕如同棕熊,脑袋却像是玩具熊的家伙正站在那里,它们晃动着自己的四肢,然后还倒立过来,发出了尖锐的叫声。 Honk bunch, honk bunch, honk bunch honk bunch!!” “嘟嘟噜,嘟嘟噜,嘟嘟噜噜嘟嘟噜!!” Is yelling, these monsters opens the mouth, revealed in the sharp tooth, they facing the lens, open the mouth, makes an effort to close. Then saw these monsters to take a frog animal that from side quickly seemed like steadily the foxnut, is making an effort to nip to the lens. 一面叫喊着,这些怪物一面张开嘴巴,露出了里面尖锐的牙齿,它们面对镜头,张开嘴巴,又用力合上。接着很快就看见这些怪物从旁边拿了一只像是长着鸡头的青蛙般的动物,对着镜头用力咬下。 & fucking ash ; & fucking ash ; ———!!” “——嘎啊———嘎啊!!” That unlucky lifeform was teared and bited the fragment under the canine advantage tooth like this, then these monsters grinning aims at the lens again, is rocking in the hand the tearing and biting bruised and lacerated corpse, is screaming loudly, cheering, ......... the image was then finishing. 那个倒霉的生物就这样在尖牙利齿下被撕咬成了碎片,然后那些怪物笑嘻嘻的再次对准镜头,晃动着手中被撕咬的皮开肉绽的尸体,大声的尖叫着,欢呼着,然后………影像结束。 What ghost this ......... is this?” “这………这是什么鬼啊?” A face that Kuro-chan looks at compels ignorant, Illya frightens hid from behind her directly. 小黑看的一脸懵逼,伊莉雅则吓的直接躲她后面去了。 I thought that this seems like the horror film that alien develops ......... to confess, are they threatening us?” “我觉得这像是外星人演的恐怖片………坦白来说,他们是不是在恐吓我们啊?” The Shirai Kuroko discontented bosom both arms, are also looking steadily at the screen. 白井黑子也不满的怀抱双臂,盯视着屏幕。 For example does not allow us to invade their planet, otherwise eats us?” “比如说不允许我们入侵他们的星球,不然就把我们吃掉?” I thought that also very looks like.” “我觉得也挺像的。” Misaka Mikoto also nods, in fact is not only they, Asuna and Eriri and the others are also holding the similar idea, after all a moment ago that image, regardless of being not the good significance from what level absolutely. 御坂美琴也是点了点头,事实上不仅仅是她们,就连亚丝娜英梨梨等人也是抱着同样的想法,毕竟刚才那幕影像,无论从什么层面来说都绝对算不上是好的意义。 However regarding young girls' discussion, Fang Zheng has not participated, he opens individual terminal, contacted on Nymph again. 然而对于少女们的讨论,方正并没有参与,他只是打开个人终端,再次联络上了妮姆芙 „Did Nymph, analyze successfully?” 妮姆芙,解析成功了吗?” Yes, Master, has analyzed, please wait a bit, I am replacing ......... am good.” “是的,主人,已经解析完毕,请稍等,我正在替换………好了。” Spoke along with Nymph’s, the people see only the screen to flash at present, the picture appeared again, but this time, a moment ago these strange honk bunch had been replaced the words that they can understand. 伴随着妮姆芙的说话,众人只见眼前屏幕一闪,刚才的画面再次浮现,只不过这一次,刚才那些奇怪的“嘟嘟噜”已经被替换成了他们能够听懂的话。 We are honk a bunch of star toot toot bear!” “我们是嘟嘟噜星的嘟嘟熊!” These monsters appear, start to dance with joy. 那些怪物出现,开始手舞足蹈。 Honk the bunch, honk the bunch, we love the peace, we are the good friendly races!” “嘟嘟噜,嘟嘟噜,我们热爱和平,我们是善良友好的种族!” Their rocking four limbs, stood upside down. 他们晃动四肢,倒立了过来。 We welcome the arrival of guest, we know, we are not in this starry skies the only life! Therefore, the guest who sees this image, invited our planet.” “我们欢迎客人的到来,我们知道,我们不是这片星空里唯一的生命!所以,看到这段影像的客人,请来到我们的星球吧。” At the same time saying, these monster side has taken that foxnut frog, is rocking to the lens. 一面说着,这些怪物一面拿过了那只鸡头青蛙,对着镜头晃动起来。 We can ask you to eat most delicious food!” “我们可以请你们吃最美味的食物!” Bites, rivers of blood. 一口咬下,血流成河。 Crispy, crisp and tender, taste first-class! Delicious quack chicken! Welcome you, we believe, the pursue to the good food is the entire starry sky altogether has! You will certainly also fall in love with our food! Welcome your arrivals, our friends!” “香酥,脆嫩,口感一流!美味的嘎嘎鸡!欢迎你们,我们相信,对美食的追求是全星空共有的!你们一定也会爱上我们的食物!欢迎你们的到来,我们的朋友!” Image conclusion. 影像结束。 ........................... “………………………” The whole staff are silent. 全员沉默。 They were either insane, either I was insane.” “要么他们疯了,要么我疯了。” Principle puts out a hand the holding down forehead. 理子伸出手去按住额头。 Sorry, I must go back to be static.” “抱歉,我要回去静一静。” ............... The alien civilization also is really ......... “……………外星文明还真是………” On the face of at this moment Shokuhou Misaki is also stiff incomparable. 这会儿食蜂操祈的脸上也是僵硬无比。 ......... Really is unreadable ......... “………真是让人难以理解呢………” Fang Zheng neglected behind the young girls three view shatter performance directly, contacted Nymph again. 方正直接忽视了身后少女们三观破碎的表现,再次联络上了妮姆芙 In installment whether has the Coordinate?” “装置上是否有坐标?” Naturally, we have dispatched the probe to go to investigate ........., please wait a bit, the probe discovered another sending a letter installs, is similar to previous.” “当然,我们已经派遣探针前去调查了………啊,请稍等,探针又发现了另外一颗发信装置,与前一颗非常类似。” oh?” ?” Collection of information ......... is translating ......... is good.” “信息收集完毕………正在转译………好了。” Spoke along with Nymph’s, the present picture again changes, then these appeared before the people in time the screen, was one crowd of monsters that have the frog body and foxnut ........., to this thing, the people did not express strangely. 伴随着妮姆芙的说话,眼前的画面再次一变,接着这一次出现在众人面前屏幕里的,是一群有着青蛙身体和鸡头的怪物………嗯,对这个东西,众人表示一点儿都不陌生。 After all had just seen. 毕竟刚刚才见过。 Sees only these frog chickens on the screen hopping along, often scream. 只见这些青蛙鸡在屏幕上一蹦一跳,不时的尖叫起来。 Hello, hello, guests on star. We are quack the chicken, great quack chicken!” “你们好,你们好,远在星星上的客人们。我们是嘎嘎鸡,伟大的嘎嘎鸡!” These frog chickens scream jumps, jumps said. 这些青蛙鸡一面尖叫一面跳,一面跳一面叫。 Great quack the chicken loves the peace, we are the peace-loving races! We are the great peace quack chicken!” “伟大的嘎嘎鸡热爱和平,我们是爱好和平的种族!我们是伟大的和平的嘎嘎鸡!” Then a lens revolution, sees one to be roasted ripe, grew bear the monster of body to be pushed like the roast lamb, un ......... this people were also very familiar. 接着镜头一转,就看见一只被烤熟的,长着熊的身体的怪物像烤全羊那样被推了出来,嗯………这个众人也很熟悉。 After all had seen a moment ago. 毕竟刚才见过。 Raw food is wrong, barbaric, backwardness! Great quack the chicken is outstanding, the advanced civilization, is roasting eating! Roasting ate ripe is the say/way of correct good food! Roasted ripe it, then ate it!!” “生食是错误的,野蛮的,落后的!伟大的嘎嘎鸡是优秀的,先进的文明,烤着吃!烤熟了吃才是正确的美食之道!烤熟了它,然后吃掉它!!” Cheered along with one, sees only quack the chickens to throw immediately, took in the hand a thing of probably short lance to roast the ripe bear to puncture, then tore down their meat, then started to sing. 伴随着一声欢呼,只见嘎嘎鸡们顿时扑了上去,拿着手中一种像是短矛的东西对着烤熟的熊刺了过去,接着撕下了它们的肉,然后开始唱起了歌。 Delicious food I most loved, roasted ripe toot toot the bear am most fragrant, eat the head to eat the eyeball, the tongue delicacy the crisp ......... “美味的食物我最爱,烤熟的嘟嘟熊最香甜,吃了脑瓜吃眼珠,舌头美味又焦脆………” Sorry, I must go to the washroom.” “抱歉,我要去一下洗手间。” Also without sang, Felli is pale the face to cover the mouth to turn around to leave, but does nearby Kuroneko also same body sway, seems like appearance that a little cannot bear. Asuna has closed the eye thoroughly, does not dare to look again, other person of at this moment expressions are also not much. Only then Kurumi is quite calm with the Iona expression, after all this is also nothing regarding the former, but regarding the latter ......... as if is also same? 还没等歌唱完,菲丽就惨白着脸捂着嘴巴转身离开,而旁边的黑猫也同样身体摇摇晃晃,看起来有点儿忍不住的样子了。亚丝娜已经彻底闭上眼睛,不敢再看,其他人这会儿表情也都不怎么样。只有狂三伊欧娜的表情相当淡定,毕竟对于前者来说这也算不了什么,而对于后者来说………似乎也是一样? Finally, this, in quack the chickens welcome our new friends to taste toot toot bear together in the invitation end. 最终,这一幕在嘎嘎鸡们“欢迎我们的新朋友一起来品尝嘟嘟熊”的邀请中落幕了。 ..................... “…………………” An air deathly stillness. 空气一片死寂。 cough cough.” 咳咳。” In a moment later, Fang Zheng then had coughed, broke silent, later he looks to others. 在过了片刻之后,方正这才咳嗽了一声,打破了沉默,随后他望向其他人。 Then ......... we do go ......... to have a look?” “那么………我们就去………看看?”
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