„Fang Zheng-san, good several days not to have gone out, do you know what's the matter?” “方正先生,麦露已经好几天没出门了,你知道是怎么回事吗？” Main found Fang Zheng, raised own question anxiously. This also no wonder, since this time takes risk, they closed/pass themselves in the room directly, how to call not to respond, Main will deliver the food occasionally, but also thinks that they died ......... 梅茵找到方正,不安的提出了自己的疑问。这也难怪,自从这次冒险回来之后,麦露她们就把自己直接关在了房间里,怎么叫都不回应,要不是偶尔梅茵会去送饭,还以为她们都死了呢……… „Very simple, but sees clearly the disparity of ideal and reality.” “很简单,只是看清理想和现实的差距罢了。” Fang Zheng puts down the pen in hand, looked at Main, gently chuckled says. 方正放下手中的笔,看了一眼梅茵,笑呵呵的开口说道。 „Ideal and ......... reality?” “理想和………现实？” „Right.” “没错。” Fang Zheng nods, then he thought of anything. 方正点了点头,接着他又想到了些什么。 „Main, you thought that what the adventure does live is?” “梅茵,你觉得冒险生活是什么样的？” „Un ...............” “嗯……………” Heard Fang Zheng’s inquiry, Main gawked, later frowns. 听到方正的询问,梅茵则是愣了一下,随后皱起眉头。 „Hero are risky in the underground city, the exploration, defeats the monster, saves the princess, obtains the buried treasure?” “勇者们在地下城冒险,探索,击败怪物,拯救公主,获得宝藏？” „Very romantic?” “很浪漫吗？” „Naturally!” “当然啊！” Main makes an effort to nod, in adventure that she most likes looking, has the fantasy story about this aspect. protagonist one group are risky in the underground city, defeats the Evil Dragon, rescues the princess, then marries the princess. This is the romantic foundation of fantasy principle! 梅茵用力点了点头,她最喜欢看的冒险里,就有很多关于这方面的奇幻故事。主角一行人在地下城冒险,击败恶龙,营救公主,然后与公主结婚。这可是奇幻主义的浪漫基础啊！ „But the reality is not so romantic.” “但是现实可没有这么浪漫。” Looks at two shining Main, Fang Zheng chuckled. 看着两眼放光的梅茵,方正呵呵一笑。 „I, so long as said several points, you understood.” “我只要说几点,你就明白了。” „Un?” “嗯？” „First is convenient, the person needs to drain, but the underground city may not have the restroom, you thought how these adventurers will be convenient?” “首先是方便,人需要排泄吧,但是地下城可没有厕所,你觉得那些冒险者会如何方便呢？” „wū...............” “呜……………” hearing this, the Main complexion immediately changes. 听到这里,梅茵的面色顿时一变。 „The clean health, Hero one group of took risk not well ten days of half a month, the luck in the underground city unable to find the water source, did laundry and took a bath not to mention, in addition they slaughtered, on the clothes definitely everywhere was the bloodstains, you thought that crossed previous some time, on this crowd of Hero can be what flavor.” “还有清洁卫生,勇者一行人在地下城冒险十天半个月,运气不好连水源都找不到,就更别提洗衣服和洗澡了,再加上他们一路厮杀,衣服上肯定到处都是血迹,你觉得这么过上一段时间,这群勇者身上会是什么味道。” „wū............” “呜…………” hearing this, the Main complexion again changes. 听到这里,梅茵的面色再变。 „Also, what did the Evil Dragon catch the princess to make? With the kingly way, the Evil Dragon caught the princess, does not want to marry her, is to eat her. Why then it wants stupidly and other Hero one group of do rescue? Moreover, since grasped, you can also count on that the Evil Dragon will treat with good manners to the princess? Perhaps when Hero one group of arrived in front of the Evil Dragon time, the princess has turned into one pile of bones to take picking the teeth by the Evil Dragon, or is pregnant simply must live immediately .........” “还有,恶龙抓了公主是要做什么的？以王道来说,恶龙抓了公主,不是想要娶她,就是想要吃她。那么它为什么要傻傻的等勇者一行人去救？而且,既然都抓去了,你还能够指望恶龙会对公主以礼相待吗？说不定等到勇者一行人到了恶龙面前的时候,公主早就变成了一堆骨头被恶龙拿着剔牙,或者干脆大着肚子马上就要生了………” „ahhhh, I do not listen to me not to listen to me not to listen!!” “啊啊啊啊,我不听我不听我不听！！” Main covers the ear immediately, desperate shook the head to break Fang Zheng’s words. 梅茵顿时捂上耳朵,拼命的摇头打断了方正的说话。 „Fang Zheng-san you went too far, do not destroy young girl's dream like this!” “方正先生你太过分了,不要这样摧毁少女的梦想啊！” „Right.” “没错。” Said till here, Fang Zheng’s expression becomes serious. 说道这里,方正的表情变得严肃起来。 „Is only the words of dream, does not matter romantically, but the reality and dream are different. You do not take risk, naturally can listen to the adventurous story to satisfy a craving, but they were different. If they work as the reality the dream, sooner or later will be killed.” “只是梦想的话,多么罗曼蒂克都无所谓,但是现实和梦想是不同的。你不去冒险,当然可以听着冒险故事过瘾,但是麦露她们就不一样了。如果她们把梦想当现实的话,迟早会丧命。” „...............” “……………” „Like you is also, you have looked, with the reality that you experience now is a matter?” “像你也是一样,你看过的,和你现在经历的现实是一回事吗？” „.....................” “…………………” Facing Fang Zheng’s inquiry, Main does not speak. This is very normal, with looking at juvenile of net article was the same, felt oneself must pass through to the middle ages, monopolizes absolutely, is hugging various aristocrat beautiful women, opens big harem anything. 面对方正的询问,梅茵也不说话了。这很正常,就和看多了网文的青少年一样,觉得自己要穿越到中世纪去,绝对是一统天下,抱着各种贵族美女,开个大后宫什么的。 However realistic? 然而现实呢？ First did not say that your lofty aspirations and high ideals can achieve, even if you really did crack troops, became side lord, then you will discover that the ——— that era city does not have the letdown system, size then directly toward out of the window but actually. 先不说你的雄心壮志能不能达成,就算你真的搞了一支精兵,成了一方领主,然后你就会发现———那个时代的城市连下水系统都没有,大小便直接就是往窗外倒的。 Does not take bath on behalf of Ojou-sama one year of aristocrat incarnation a time, is only toward oneself fragrant water. 代表贵族化身的大小姐一年不洗一次澡,只是往自己身上喷香水。 The so-called aristocrat castle does not have the light all the year round gloomily, natural lighting bad, the small window also no one fist is big, cold in winter and hot in summer, even the warm air does not have. Crude and bare shell has not distinguished, did not have the repair, did the table chair to finish up to you even. Not thought about it as for what Baroque style countryside style. 所谓的贵族城堡长年暗淡无光,采光差的要命,小窗口还没人拳头大,冬冷夏热,连暖气都没有。简陋的和毛坯房没区别,还不带装修的,给你搞张桌子椅子就算是完事了。至于什么巴洛克风格田园风格想都别想。 This was the reality. 这就是现实了。 By that time, does not know that will have many people to fondly remember in the modern society blows the air conditioning to use the computer to drink the life of fat dwelling joyful water. 到那时候,不知道会有多少人怀念在现代社会吹着空调打着电脑喝着肥宅快乐水的生活。 Like Fang Zheng the life of castle type of five-star hotel, cannot compare at present in this world king. 像方正目前城堡这种五星级酒店的生活,在这个世界国王都比不上。 Even if these orphans and maid, crossed is much better compared with the advanced aristocrat. 哪怕是那些孤儿和女仆,过的都比高级贵族要好的多。 „Thump thump thump.” “咚咚咚。” At this time, the knock resounded, later voice conveyed from out of the door. 就在这个时候,敲门声响起,随后麦露的声音从门外传来。 „Fang Zheng-san, I am .........” “方正先生,我是麦露………” „Comes.” “进来吧。” Fang Zheng throws one „to look to Main, I said right” the look, says later. Then the door opens, later. But she at this moment absolutely did not have the ordinary day vigor, the complexion is pale, the whole person seems like by more than ten guys is closed in the room cannot annular ten several days be the same, thin and pale. 方正对梅茵投去一个“看,我说的没错吧”的眼神,随后开口说道。接着房门打开,随后麦露走了进来。只不过此刻的她完全没有了平日的活力,面色惨白,整个人看起来像是被十几个大汉关在房间里不可轮状的十几天一样,憔悴不已。 „Miss, you are all right!” “麦露小姐,你没事吧！” Sees here, Main is also startled. 看到这里,梅茵也是大吃一惊。 „Must call the doctor .........” “要不要叫医生………” „I am all right, but had not had a good sleep for serveral days.” “我没事,只是这些天一直没睡好。” Facing the care of Main, wheat reveal left wiped forced smile ——— to see here to have own companion, her innermost feelings stabilized mostly. 面对梅茵的关心,麦露露出了一抹苦笑———看到这里有自己的同伴,她的内心多半安定了一些。 „Ok, sat to drink cup of tea.” “好了,坐下来喝杯茶吧。” Fang Zheng gestures, Main also quickly made. the tea to bring, places front cup 方正打了个手势,梅茵也急忙泡了杯茶拿过来,放在麦露的面前。 „What's wrong? Have you felt the life of ordinary adventurer now?” “如何？你现在已经感受到了普通的冒险者的生活了吗？” „...............” “……………” Hears Fang Zheng’s inquiry, lowers the head, gets hold of the teacup in hand, in a moment later, her had then said. 听到方正的询问,麦露低下头去,握紧手中的茶杯,在过了片刻之后,她这才开口说道。 „That ......... Fang Zheng-san, I am not clear.” “那个………方正先生,我还是不明白。” „What isn't clear?” “什么不明白？” „goblin ......... is the very weak small monster, why they can ......... that .........” “哥布林………是很弱小的怪物吧,为什么它们会………那么………” Said till here, seems like some not to know how should describe. 说道这里,麦露似乎有些不知道该如何形容。 „......... That ......... evil?” “………那么………邪恶？” „Small and weak and evil not relation inevitably, in fact, because sometimes small and weak, instead is worse.” “弱小与邪恶并没有必然的联系,事实上,有时候因为弱小,反而才更加邪恶。” „Yes, is this?” “是,是这样吗？” „Right.” “没错。” Fang Zheng drinks tea, looks. 方正喝了口茶,望向麦露。 „Draws an analogy, if ......... considered as finished to my degree of mage, let alone I, said Megumin, to Megumin that mage, wanted to destroy cities, you thought how to do? A rupturing magic, or summon bolide, either similar spell, can directly easy the entire cities exploding ashes, inside person ——— regardless of the man woman, the elder child, can die does not remain the corpse, right.” “打个比方来说,假如到了我这种程度的法师………算了,别说我,就说惠惠吧,到了惠惠那种的法师,想要毁灭一个城镇的话,你觉得会怎么做？一个爆裂魔法,或者召唤火流星,或者类似的法术,直接就可以轻而易举的把整个城镇给炸成灰烬,里面的人———无论男人女人,老人小孩,都会死的连尸体都不剩,对吧。” „......... Un .........” “啊………嗯………” hearing this, the Main complexion becomes is not quite a little natural, but nods. 听到这里,梅茵的面色变得有点儿不太自然,而麦露则点了点头。 „Then goblin? We assumed that goblin wants to destroy cities, you thought how they will do?” “那么哥布林呢？我们假设哥布林想要毁灭一座城镇,你觉得它们会怎么做？” „.....................” “…………………” Had not replied, in fact, light/only recalled that at that time at the scene in the goblin lair seeing, she is not willing to think. 麦露没有回答,事实上,光是回想起当时在哥布林巢穴里看见的情景,她就已经不愿意去想了。 „They will kill the man and child, cuts off their heads, when the ball kicks, plays with the female, then treats as to be pregnant mother them, making them give birth to many goblin ......... you to think where is quite evil?” “它们会杀死男人和小孩,把他们的头砍下来当球踢,玩弄女性,然后把她们当做孕母,让她们生出更多的哥布林………你觉得哪边比较邪恶？” „............... I felt, latter probably excessively .........” “……………我觉得,后者好像更过分………” Has not spoken, Main instead timid raising hand spoke, indeed, since dies, was killed instantaneously as if fortunately a little, the light hears these that behind Fang Zheng described, let the Main whole body fine hair straight vertical stroke sufficiently. 麦露没说话,梅茵反而怯生生的举手发言了,的确,既然都是死,那么瞬间被炸死似乎还好一点儿,光是听到方正后面形容的那些,都足以让梅茵浑身汗毛直竖了。 „............... The ordinary adventurer ......... is the fate such?” “……………普通的冒险者………下场就是那样吗？” hearing this, remembered by that only adventure squad that they rescue, their body and mind is wounded, the spirit was almost completely destroyed. Was rescued, they occasionally were even unresponsive. spell can treat the injuries on their body, the wound of but regarding spiritually suffering is helpless. 听到这里,麦露又想起了被她们救出来的那只冒险小队,她们身心受创,精神几乎被完全摧毁。以至于被救出来的时候,她们甚至像人偶一样毫无反应。柏琳的法术能够治疗她们身体上的伤势,但是对于精神上遭受的创伤却无能为力。 Not is only this, after this, listened to and Ren told their experience, after oneself when the climate is muddleheaded rushed, they by goblin are surrounded, the attack, was then nearly overthrown. If not later female priest they acts promptly, then own companion may also have the same bitter experience. 不仅仅是这样,在这之后,麦露也听柏琳和蕾娜诉说了她们的经历,在自己当时气昏了头冲上去之后,她们被哥布林包围,袭击,然后差点儿被打倒。如果不是之后女神官她们及时出手,那么自己的同伴也有可能有同样的遭遇。 Also because of this, this several days has not had a good sleep to think. Her every night dreaming, will remember then situation. However result each time is different. Had successful striking to kill big goblin, after discovered that own companion had played with by other goblin, dismembers, is calling out pitifully the result of dying. 也正因为如此,麦露这几天都没有睡好觉。她每天晚上做梦,都会想起当时的情况。但是每次的结局都不一样。有麦露成功的击杀了大哥布林,在回来之后发现自己的同伴已经被其他的哥布林玩弄,分尸,惨叫着死去的结局。 Also there are for saved own companion, was held by goblin together with others together, result that the humiliation, then killed. 也有为了救自己的同伴,麦露连同其他人一起被哥布林抓住,凌辱,然后杀死的结局。 Quite fearful. 好可怕。 Any one type, feel fearful, she had been screaming more than once awakens from the dream, but recalled that such dreamland, how is unable to feel relaxed. 无论是哪一种,麦露都觉得好可怕,她已经不止一次尖叫着从梦中惊醒,但是回想到那样的梦境,麦露怎么都无法释然。 „Almost.” “差不多吧。” Compared to expression low-spirited, Fang Zheng but actually seems very calm. 相对于表情黯然的麦露,方正倒显得很淡定。 „goblin very weak is indeed small, moreover they attack also mostly is some villages that have no money. Because the reward is low, other advanced adventurer will not meet to crusade against mission of goblin lair, besides certain odd people. Therefore is willing to crusade against the goblin lair, basically is the rookie adventurers, like your, has encountered in the open country and goblin, thought that goblin also has nothing greatly, met mission to enter goblin lair ——— then to look at the luck and strength. If the luck is good, is careful enough, may live. If the luck not good ......... to be out you also to see.” “哥布林的确很弱小,而且它们袭击的也大多都是一些没什么钱的村子。因为报酬低,高级别的冒险者都不会去接讨伐哥布林巢穴的任务,除了某些怪人之外。因此愿意讨伐哥布林巢穴的,基本上都是新人冒险者,就像你们这样,在野外和哥布林遭遇过,觉得哥布林也没什么了不起,就这么接了任务进入哥布林的巢穴———接下来就看运气和实力了。如果运气好,足够小心,就有可能活着回来。如果运气不好………下场你们也看见了。” „...............” “……………” Fang Zheng said one every time, shivers, indeed, if not this time following female priest they go together, perhaps in Mirai/future, they also because the similar mentality will crusade against the goblin lair, by that time ........., if has not seen these, what then their results can be? 方正每说一句,麦露就颤抖一下,的确,如果不是这次跟着女神官她们一起前往的话,或许在未来,她们也会因为同样的心态去讨伐哥布林巢穴,到那个时候………如果没有见过这些的话,那么她们的结局会是什么样呢？ „Place is the rookie adventurers misunderstands, that is the advanced adventurer is not willing to crusade against goblin, is not because thought that goblin is simply easy to handle the sale price, because of even can the dragon slaying adventurer, still be possible to be killed in the goblin lair.” “有一个地方是新人冒险者们误解的,那就是高级冒险者之所以不愿意去讨伐哥布林,不是因为觉得哥布林简单容易搞定掉身价,而是因为即便是能够屠龙的冒险者,也有可能会在哥布林巢穴里丧命。” Said till here, Fang Zheng chuckled. 说道这里,方正呵呵一笑。 „Therefore, existence of Megumin was very important.” “所以,惠惠的存在就很重要了。” „eh .........” “呃………” Hears these words, Main has not responded, but immediately complexion big change. 听到这句话,梅茵还没有反应过来,而麦露顿时面色大变。 „Do they often do?” “她们经常那么做吗？” „Copes with the goblin words, this is quite safe, otherwise you think why they will make Megumin follow together?” “对付哥布林的话,这样比较保险,不然你以为为什么她们会让惠惠一起跟着？” Right, on that day, facing surrounding of goblin, female priest they used to let completely not unimaginable one move. 没错,那一天,面对哥布林们的包围,女神官她们用了让麦露完全无法想象的一招。 That goes all out to add the defense to oneself, then makes Megumin use the rupturing magic in own top of the head directly. 那就是拼命给自己加防御,然后直接让惠惠在自己头顶施展爆裂魔法。 This almost can be „perishing together” move, after all Megumin, although other spell not, but only explodes the magic is true gold rank. 这几乎可以算是“同归于尽”的招数,毕竟惠惠虽然其他法术一个都不会,但是只有爆裂魔法是真正的黄金级。 However, this is also a good deed. 但是,这也是一件好事。 Because goblin lair basically in said/tunnel or mountain, therefore Megumin, if releases this move, will have two effects. 因为哥布林的巢穴基本都在地道或者山里,所以惠惠如果释放这招,会有两个效果。 First, all in entire rupturing magic will be rumbled to collapse, goblin that next, these surround will also be killed. 首先,整个爆裂魔法内的一切都会被轰塌,其次,那些包围过来的哥布林也会被杀死。 As the matter stands, if defends enough solid, they can also crawl ——— this from the ruins were initially at the experience that in the profoundest labyrinth obtains, because after all the Megumin rupturing magic was buried is not the one or two time. 这样一来,如果防御足够结实的话,她们还能够从废墟里爬出来———这都是当初在最深邃的迷宫里得到的经验,毕竟因为惠惠的爆裂魔法被掩埋都不是一两次了。 If defended insufficiently is killed solid directly, then also felt better to fall in goblin. 而如果防御不够结实直接被炸死的话,那么也好过落在哥布林手里。 Why this is also each second daughter priest and under the goblin lair, will take the Megumin reason. 这也是为什么每次女神官和艾丝下哥布林巢穴,都会带上惠惠的原因。 To them, Megumin is own „finally insured”. 对于她们来说,惠惠算是自己的“最终保险”了。 „Therefore you understand now.” “所以你现在明白了。” Fang Zheng chuckled, looks. 方正呵呵一笑,看向麦露。 „, Do you also want to work as the ordinary adventurer now?” “那么,你现在还想要当普通的冒险者吗？”